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Further POINT BREAK Sequel Details Emerge!! Story, Current Title, And More!!
Merrick here...
IESB grabbed further details regarding the POINT BREAK sequel we learned about yesterday (HERE).
I've reprinted their plot description here, but be sure to jump to the article (linked below) for more details, including the film's title.
When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he’s recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like “The Ex-Presidents,” a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.
...says the article, which you can find HERE.
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Pure Adrenaline
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Talk about the ultimate in Cash Grab. Can you say DTV?
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The Bush Administration is a bunch of thieves? What a shock.
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Will Bodi be alive to do this????
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The first one was stupid fun.
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a more redundant sequel than Donnie Darko 2? A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS THE RING!
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Lame.
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thats lame. but it would be funny if they could get Flea and Tony back in this one.
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I'm usually pretty open minded regarding movie ideas and sequels, but I'm not feeling this one. The Bush Administration? Did someone really sit back and say, "Yeah, that'll be cool!"? Is the president bank robbing crew theme and surfing the only ties to the original? No Reeves or Swayze? Seems weak is all... The original was pretty weak. So why a sequel?
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its more of a reboot.
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Nobody puts Johnny Utah in a corner..
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This isn't a sequel... it's a fucking remake! Please do not make this trash.
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... soapy titwank.
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Nunn wrote the awesome, great novel 'Tapping the Source' which was what eventually became 'Point Break'; even though the stories have NOTHING in common except surfing. He also co-created and wrote 'John from Cincinnati'. He's a great writer.
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did a straight-to-video sequel to Road House. So very bad. This sounds like something that guy would do.
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Bodhi dies at the end of Point Break.
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department for this movie. There's nothing gained in this story. Some guy gets disqualified for a surf contest and becomes a cop? Gimme a fucking break. This screams a DTV release. If your going to sequel it, do it with the original cast at least. Have Johnny Utah chase some new crooks or something. THIS story is about as unoriginal as it gets.
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Because honestly, the only reason I watched Point Break or Bad Boys 2 was to see how hard Hot Fuzz had mercilessly riffed on them. At least throw the audience a bone, and cast Gary Busey in this stinker, so we get to see him go batshit insane. Either that or release I'm With Busey on DVD. One or the other...it's your call, Hollywood.
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And what about Gary mother fuckin' Busey as Papis? A sequel with nothing in common with the original except surfing and rubber masks means this is a straight to video turd in the making.
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shit. I hate the Bush administration as much as the next guy, but you just can't try to build an entire film around your innate desire to deride Bush. It's just not clever and meaningful anymore after the 300th time they've tried to skewer the guy. Let it go, already.
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James Dalton's younger brother? And, will the Double Deuce make a cameo as well?
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This sounds DTVtastic!
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Hmmm....
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Avoid this like Lost Boys 2
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Hmmm.... ;)
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At Bush
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No you're not, you're a terrible actor.
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How is anyone getting reboot from this? This is a sequel, DTV I might add, whose tenuous tie to the first one is that the "Bush Administration" is LIKE the "Ex-Presidents" from twenty years before. The whole twenty years before thing is establishing continuity, which you don't do for a remake.
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If they actually want it to be in a movie theater, they better sign him. He still looks really young.
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Fantastic.
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May 14, 2008 10:18:40 AM CDT
Keanu's involvement is not the problem
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Its Jan DeBont people! The man couldn't direct a decent glory hole film.
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May 14, 2008 10:20:56 AM CDT
and yeah, Busey died at the airport
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
unless this is another Romero remake, he aint comin back.
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NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Shoots gun in the air*
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Oh, damn, did I just compare the first "Point Break" to "The Hitcher"? Sorry... but if "Point Break" is 10% as good as "The Hitcher", then this sequel will probably 10% as good as that DTV Hitcher "sequel" was.
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Isn't it like urban kayaking the new thing now? Urgan Kayaking bank robbers would get my matinee ticket for this.
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DeBont makes boring action films. Sure he shoots things a little steadier but he has no idea of tension.
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The protagonist has already been named. Former military surfer dude by the name of Billy Dalton. I can see them trying to get Swayze to lead the "Bush Administration". It has to be a disgruntled Democrat from the U.S. with a name like that. I'm sure they reworked the protagonist after Keanu turned down the roll. I'm guessing this will do as well as 2F2F did (No Vin = No good).
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Maybe in Tomb Raider but looking back, The Haunting had some cool visual effects and the other movies aren't 100% bad. Who knew Lethal Weapon 3 had a cinematographer!
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May 14, 2008 10:37:47 AM CDT
re: No Vin = No good.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Vin sucks balls. He is lucky when he is in a good movie.
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the slowest action movie of all time. The boat was slow, heck even the 'killer' gas was slow.
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Again I ask, for THIS you settled the writers' strike? Goddam bunch of no talent execs, producing spoon-fed, formulated crap that can be followed by any 12-year olds. Who thought that this would be franchise material, and that there is an audience clammoring for this tripe? Can you please try to create something original????
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May 14, 2008 10:41:53 AM CDT
Speed 2 is only slightly slower however than Twister
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
if it wasn't for ILM the movie would be like chinese water torture.
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Bodhisattva raped my childhood. But i´m not afraid anymore!
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Yeah, that one didn't calculate into my list. I just pretend it isn't there. Seems he's been doing pointless sequels forever. Looking at the Wiki, there's a ton of them.
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I haven't laughed so much in a 'serious' horror movie. The only shock I got was from the only non-CGI when some skeleton came flying at them. The whole thing was wretched.
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I liked the first Speed. The other ones...i can´t even remember one scene.
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Oh, I get it. The bad guys in this one will be war mongering oil men who surf in their spare time.
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when the old lady foretold doom with something like "abandon all hope, ye who enter here".
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But I need Keanu back as a little bit older, little bit more pathetic Johnny Utah (with some new young quarterback punk to play off of), and John C. McGinley as Harp.
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must have been a fluke.
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I got nothing.
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its a reboot because its the same story with different actors, having nothing to do with the first movie's canon.
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Just had some cool visuals.
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May 14, 2008 10:49:47 AM CDT
looking back though, it sure says something
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
when Keanu turns you down. That alone should have been alarm bells. The guy made Johnny Neumonic for craps sake.
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yup.
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May 14, 2008 10:51:19 AM CDT
godzillasushi yes that again would be ILM.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
somehow he manages to be surrounded by class and still make dreck.
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What kind of weird title is that?!?
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ouch.
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DAMN YOU JAN DEBONT
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So awesome. Maybe ILM will work on this movie too. They will make the waves, or urban kayaking fountains or something.
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Somewhere Kathryn Bigelow and James Cameron are shaking their heads.
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Watch Jar Jar return as rasta durfer. Kowaboonga!
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Repent sinners. The time of armageddon is upon us.
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"So first off, he needs to already know how to surf. Anyone who can't surf is a fuckin' loser. Hey Susan, remind me to book some surfing lessons after I'm done with the other thing. Anyway, what else... oh yeah, fuck Malibu, Malibu is older than the cheese in my fridge. Susan! Get your sweet ass over here and bring me those Malibu real estate listings. Yeah, I said sweet ass, are you gonna fuckin' cry about it? Bali, that's we're going, fuckin' Bali. That place is NOW, it's where it's happening. Where is it? How the fuck do I know? Just find me a good film crew and coke dealer down there. Not in that order, though. SUSAN, you brainless whore, I told you HALF SOY, HALF TWO PERCENT, you deaf little fuck. And, the bank robbers... let's call them something edgy. The Bush Administration! Yeah, that'll get those liberal cocksuckers in the theaters. Susan, I swear to FUCK, you put me at the shitty table at Bastide one more goddamn time and you'll be in the welfare line."
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For the sequel: "[Bodhi] washed up on an island near New Zealand or somewhere, he realized the error of his ways and settled down with a nice Maori woman and started a family. Meanwhile, Johnny Utah, having quit the FBI, became more and more bitter and eventually decided to start robbing banks wearing a Ronald Reagan mask himself. Somehow Bodhi finds out and realizes he has to catch Johnny so he can show him the error of his ways and teach him the beauty of family".
Come on, you know that's a million times better than the turd they'll hatch. Shit, Capone, that thing was catchy. -
Awesome music, Mark Isham's finest hour.
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...and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
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is what's become of Oliver Stone's BUSH.
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DeBont...WTF?! Your career tank THAT much?!
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May 14, 2008 11:22:21 AM CDT
TANK GIRL! Lori Petty, come back to Point Break!
by stereotypical evil archer
I always thought she was hot in that 90s alternative way.
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He wasn't coming back for a sequel in any capacity. And Reeves tossed his badge into the water, symbolizing he was done being a cop. Granted Eastwood did the same at the end of Dirty Harry, and that didn't stop him from coming back multiple times.
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Make it batshit crazy. Real life wackos rob banks to fund plastic surgery to turn each into a Point Break actor look alike.
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Bring on Indy 4!
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*SHOOTS BULLETS INTO THE SKY*
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Well if they wear Bush Administartion masks, I think the people in Bali will kill them anyway with out a private security force.
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Who else stopped reading after "military special ops and star surfer". Another in the long list of turds shit out by Hollywood.
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...let me guess... it's an ALL-GIRL gang of outlaw surfer, pirate, bankrobbers... right?
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that the FBI has agents on the lookout for anyone buying a Jimmy Carter or Richard Nixon mask.
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... of "outlaw surfer criminals" anyway. Most surfers I've known were too blissed-out on chiba to be able to accurately plan and execute a successful bowl of cereal, much less a highly-detailed and plotted bank job.
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vs predator.
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"So what have you been up to since high school? You kinda dissapeared."
"Well i tested well for college, got into some surfing contests, next thing I know I'm a hired assassin for the FBI's Surfer Snipers department - a black ops kind of thing. and you?" -
Billy Dalton? Sounds like a Swayze "Roadhouse" namecheck to me. I guess Patrick's getting his piece of the action one way or another. And "Billy" was stolen from my "Billy Idaho" suggestion on the other Point Break-related thread. Pay up, fuckers!
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I used to think Lori Petty was hot, too. Then I started seeing her constantly at Laker games, snuggling up to Penny Marshall, and realized she had been tainted by the funk of Laverne's gaping hole.
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rip off re hash of the first movie, that sucked anyway. so why bother?
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His career started well when he was a DP. He lensed some great movies. Then he made a film: Speed! It was shit. Then he made Twister: It was shit but did have a flying cow in it;nice one ILMThe he made some more films which were shit. Point Break 2 will be shot also. I can picture it now; overedited, shaky cam, cgi surf scenes. Grrr!
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Jan "Speed 2/The Haunting/Tomb Raider 2" DeBont. Fuck. Off.
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And it all begins with a point break sequel, a film that is, just DBANNkajkhkjh,khkkkkkjjhhhhhhHHHHH!!!!
I AM SPEECHLESS AND OUT OF WORKING WORDS!!!! THIS IS SO!!!! OMG, FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK MAN? POINT FUCKING BREAK 2? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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sounds like the biggest load of balls.
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like Don Swayze, Jake Busey and the such. Although after Street Kings, Keanu can't be picky....so use the original.
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=over CGI'd bullshitNo action sequence in this will come close to the extended car/foot chase in Point Break, one of the best chase sequences ever, ya dig?
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as in the greatest cooler in history??????
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As if they are planning to make a series about a cop who surfs. Are we really that desperate for 'new' TV ideas?
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and must tell someone that they are "Young, dumb, and full of come"
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Bohdi this is your FUCKING WAKE UP CALL, man. I. AM A SPECIAL. OPS. AGENT!
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I swear, these fucknuts wouldn't know a good idea if it slapped them across the face with a 2 x 4. Point Break doesn't need a sequel! The movie is pretty standard fare, memorable today for bad dialogue and moments of insanity (shooting the gun into the air). Nobody wants a Point Break sequel. What, do these numbnuts think there's an untapped resource in the "criminals and cops who also surf" sub-genre (which, until now, pretty much only contained Point Break)? *sigh* Gary Busey is awesome, though. I'm With Busey needs a DVD release.
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Uwe. Boll.That is all.
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Uwe. Boll.That is all.
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If they're acknowledging that it's similar to a previous heist by the 'Ex-Presidents' -- how can it be a remake/reboot? And if I remember the movie correctly, Keanu was only surfing to go undercover to catch them, not because he lost a previous surf contest -- I mean he couldn't even surf in the beginning. Pointless sequel way past it's time -- yes. Reboot/remake -- nope.
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Can't believe no one said that one.
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Are they going to bring back the little sister from A League of Their Own?
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After reading your post I'm in full agreement. Epic.Oh, and sorry for the double post.Oh, and one more....I've been a surfer for more than 18 years and a *huge* percentage of them are unmittigated arrogant sons'a bitches who think they were born with a board under their feet and they own the ocean. But, pirates...? Nah.
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Why not combine two shitty, unwanted sequels. A cop that loses a surfing contest goes after the people who beat him, who end up being part of a new gang called 'The Bush Administration' copying a bank robbery group that he had only read about from 20 years ago. In his pursuit, he discovers buried treasure, but NOW the tables have turned -- because now the Bush Administration is after him -- and his treasure(AND HIS OIL!)
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lori pettys pretty much 24 hour coke head (saw her at nj chiller convntion twice)
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That this movie is being made, or the fact that the real-life Bush Administration has more thieves than all those which inspired the "Ex-Presidents" of the original PUT TOGETHER!
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he actuallyused to bweome, point break, lethal weapon, hider in the house ... the list goes on i'm sure.
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Actually I was referring to your post about Petty munchin' Penny's smegma. EWWWW is the operative word.Although afterwards I scrolled up and found your previous post....at the very least the cocksuckers should mail you a coupon for a year's worth of free lap dances.And I learned as an adult in Del Mar & Pacific Beach in San Diego. Man, that was tough. Lotsa nasties in the water....luckily I had a few friends that mentored me into the sport, as well as offered protection during the process. Safety in numbers....
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Come on, everybody now THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS was a PB rip off.
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"Detective you're a victim of fear...that's featuring enough assholes recently?..."
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He was the best uncle EVER!
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You know, that doesn't actually sound half bad! If they just made a movie with a similar premise, i.e. a gang of criminal surfers, and just had nods to the original movie but no real ties beyond that. It could work. However it could just as easily be a steaming pile. Time will tell...
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I can't stand when they make a "sequel" to a movie that shares nothing with the original, this sounds like a total rehash of the first film but with different characters, how is that a sequel? It's a remake with a number attached to it. I definitely don't have high expectations for this one.
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Busey is the next Norris. I can see it.
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Unless they are actually planning to use the actual Bush Administration as the bad guys. Makes sense, by then they'll all be looking for work and needing to hide out in Bali anyways...
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will be replaced in this movie by "Idaho Billy," as played by...you guessed it...Shia LaBouf
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"Im so hungry i could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino i should have had you get me three of these things"
"...last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report."
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I must respectfully and courteously disagree with you dumbfucks. POINT BREAK is awesome due to its great action sequences, ridiculous premise, hilarious dialogue and completely dedicated performance by Swayze. I'm not sure de Bont can direct but he did it one time, who knows? We already have the ridiculous premise (special ops surfer - I'm in) and with the same writer I expect the same style of dialogue, so now all we need is for de Bont to pull off some good action scenes and to get a good cast.
As for those who say it has no connection to the first one, do they have to spell it out for you? Obviously the leader of the Bush Administration (hopefully wearing the Cheney mask) will either be Bodhi or Johnny Utah, depending on which one they could get to do it. They'll either say that Bodhi survived the wave and escaped or Utah became disgruntled after that case.
Of course, I'm still partial to my premise that the military finds Bodhi still alive and recruits him because he's the only surfer good enough to ride the waves where bin Laden is hiding. But I can live with a special ops surfer. -
I am, of course, all over this. If I can get hold of a script I'll be forwarding it to your inbox before I even read it. Now, to the beach (for research)!
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I was going to come in and say that Fast and Furious IS point break 2 but Mr Scientist beat me to it. Kudos. :(
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The Bush administration? Somebody came up with that in the other talkback. It's DTV fodder and you know it. Man, this site is turning into "SaySomethingNiceOrDontSayAnythingAtAllNews".
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Your idea for a sequel was better than that. Except for "The Bush Administrarion" business which is hilarious. Fine, you win. Combine the two and one of the lead characters from the original and I'm in.
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I'm not sure what you mean. The article says they're called "The Bush Adminstration," are you saying that's not really what the movie is about?
I didn't say you had to say something nice, I just said that you're all wrong and I'm right and I am better than you, etc. Nothing disrespectful.
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I was saying the Bush Administration part seems a little uninspired, because people were predicting it in the other talkback. Which made it seem predictable to me, oddly enough.But anyways, yes DTV can be awesome. Sometimes. But not when its a sequel to an awesome movie. Thats just depressing.
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Ohhh yeah.
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I'll kill you last.
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What the fuck is this man? Why you defending this movie so much? Are we not allowed to show our disgust at yet another point'less' sequel? Whats wrong with yearning for more original material? Did you feel all 'high and mighty' cuz you brought this news to the board and then felt slapped in the face cuz the majority of us don't approve and believe it to be a shit idea? And as for you calling us 'dumbfucks', well, the feeling is mutual on this one my friend. Grow up and be a proper reporter. Wow, don't think I've known many reporters that have bitched that way before. Not even Harry. And we didn't even get personal with you, we merely showed our disgust at the concept. You got personal with us. NOW ITS PERSONAL!
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I read the script and yes Bodhi is back, but the ending is a rip off - he just suddenly dies of pancreatic cancer. (Too soon?)
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JONZE: Okay, I see what you're saying. That's fair, the Bush Adminstration gang is a little obvious, but it could still be pretty funny I think. I hope Rumsfeld is in there.
JAMAZIO: I'm not a reporter and didn't report this. I was just disagreeing with everybody, which is why I wrote in my post that I was disagreeing with everybody. I did not mean to be disrespectful or discourteous by calling everybody dumbfucks, which is why I said that "I must respectfully and courteously disagree with you dumbfucks."
I understand that there are too many remakes and what not these days, but I happen to enjoy sequels when they're good or crazy enough and this is one I've hoped for but never thought would happen. So that is why I'm "defending it so much" that I wrote one post saying I was excited for it. -
Like I know it's not the amazing genre changing movie. But I'm pretty sure it will be crap I'll see. I like these bad action movies.
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Ouch!
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Vern's right on the fucking money! Somebody get me a meatball sandwich. Shit... Utah! Get me two!
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At the end of the movie, the special ops guy is riding the biggest wave of all time. He looks to his left...and theres KEANU REEVES. His line? "I'll beat you to the beach."
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as cool as the surfing stuff was I really remember the outrageous skydiving business. How are they going to one up the Utah parachuteless freefall trick? I guess Crank tried to up the ante by having them fight in mid-air. Maybe they could sky-surf-joust. But who are they going to find with the Swayze sized cojones to do it for real?
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i agree, telf. they'll be hard pressed to come up w/ something as awesome as the skydiving stunts.
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and make the crooks a group called "the Bush administration"! People will see how their government is a bunch of crooks! This is really groundbreaking message that will open peoples eyes! I'm sure it's never been done before!
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Guy in Bush Mask: "I am here to robberify this bank. Put the monetary in this baggie thing. Don't be trying to identirify us or I'll have to shoot you in your Lone Star."
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After sniggering thru Street Kings which felt like Point Break without the Surfing, Skydiving and Bankrobbing which didn't leave much except Keanus canny acting ability of delivering a performance devoid of any facial expressions and The Last King of Scotland wailing and spitting like Ted Heath. Point Break was Fucking Shit/Brilliance but surely this can't work!
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wow, it's an homage...no wait..it's fucking obvious!!
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a My Own Private Idaho sequel. This gets made but where the fuck is my Buckaroo Banzai sequel motherfuckers?!?!
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... Don't want to hear about it all the time. Hollywood people think their opinions matter. They DON'T. Our opinions matter. they need to figure that out. Iron Man was a good example of that.
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My bet is on Dalton.
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That would be the best thing about this movie if they were to go down that road : )
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Remember when DeBont repeated the flying cow bit, when the tanker exploded at the end?
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Wow. I loved the original and call me a sucker I was actually excited about this until I read the synopsis... sounds fucking horrible..
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THIS MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK TO HIGH HEAVEN! THERE IS ACTUALLY AN ARTICLE IN THE PAPERS THAT SOME PARTS OF FILMING WILL HAPPEN IN SINGAPORE INCORPORATING THE SINGAPORE FLYER: www.singaporeflyer.com ANY THOUGHTS?
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May 14, 2008 9:22:44 PM CDT
"No, I've never fired my gun in the air and went, 'AAAAAHHHHHH!'
by darkman
To the guy who asked, LaLaLand Records released a score album some months back.
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Tagline: "This time, the only point to be made is the one that only one man can make. And if he doesn't make that point, then who the fuck will?"
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Tagline: "When the tide comes in, these motherfuckers will rob some banks."
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Tagline: "Rumors of Bodi's legendary cock have begun to circulate the beach. Only one man can discover the truth about his own sexuality."
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Tagline: "Yeah, this shit is just wrong."
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Lmao! point taken = awesome!
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This will probably be the best movie about the Bush administration ever made. I swear, the next movie about Bush or Iraq or the "horrible, criminal" military should just be called "I Don't Like This!"
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Wow! This movie looks to be a lame remake of the original thinly disguised as a sequel. The original was 80 cheese fun with a a very good director and pretty good cast. I think Keanu Reeves is a one note actor, but Johnny Utah was that note.
I don't see how the sequel will be any good when it looks to be a rehash of the original probably cast with actors from The CW. Couldn't they come up with original bad guys than the "Bush Administration". Might have made them the "Dead Presidents" again and the gang paid homage to Bohdi and his crew. It wouldn't have been as lame as the Bush Administration. -
I think you are on drugs. Swayze is battling cancer. At this point, the guy is far more preoccupied to be in a physical movie like this.
Reeves is probably too big and expensive for a movie like this. Besides, I wonder what Reeves and DeBont's relationship is after Reeves bailed from Speed 2.
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May 15, 2008 12:21:34 AM CDT
I bet there will be no connection with the two groups of robbers
by fracturejonze
Other than their masks, I mean. If the leader isn't Swazye (God bless him), or Keanu, then this will just be another one of those weird half-breed movies that have a 2 after their name, but are really just remakes of the original. Didn't the Walking Tall remake have a couple sequels like this?
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May 15, 2008 12:24:49 AM CDT
You know you have a problem when you hire
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
a director who makes Renny Harlin look good.
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I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
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Ok guys... for those who WANT to see it written in print.... FEMALE FIRST (don't laugh) reports that Swayze has signed on, and that Jan De Bont isn't directing it... the writer is going to direct it instead.
bullshit I think... but its still nice to see the swayze news written down somewhere
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/ Patrick+Swayze-34798-page1.html "Some people snort for it, some jab a vein for it... all you gotta do it jump!" -
Damn You Michael Bay
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It sounds like a perfect role for Mr Steven Segall! Seriousl - disgruntled special ops guy, philisophical ponderings and breaking surfboards over guys heads. Classic Segall!
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Bhodi goes to Tower Records to buy his CDs, and eats at Patrick's Road House..... And Gary Busey clearly dies on the airstrip.
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Starring Kelly Slater and Rob Machado
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He saw my Uwe Boll post and for some strange reason he had the urge to challenge the forum to a wrasslin' match....
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Won't get a theatrical release.
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Eh, just came to mind this morning.
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starring Joe Pescia and Mini-me!
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oops i meant Joe Pesci... btw he isn't getting much jobs nowadays is he? is he still alive?
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Hey I like Keanu but if he's gonna keep starting franchises and then leaving them - I'm gonna haveta fire him. It effectively stops the whole show - what happened with Constantine is just plain bull-shit. Because it also meant that Papa Midnight's character wont be seen again. It had such potential. Now instead of him taking the opportunity to revisit a character and a role (and we all know he has a way a making you wonder what he would do with another whack at an old role) he's NOT involved.
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Gary Busey is a treasure!
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so maybe if they made Point Break 2 & 3 back to back Keanu might sign on.... or Constantine 2 and 3.
At least there was a Bill and Ted 2! Actually I had forgotten how good Constantine was.... that film NEEDS a sequel. If shitty BLADE can get a trilogy, then Constantine bloody well should. But lets not get off topic. "Point Break 2: A Pointier Break!" -
Much better title, which brings a in Monty Python reference which wold allow for an Eric Idle cameo.
The nutty British hotel clark. (yes I know its spelled clerk)
Comedy ensues.
It can run on a doublebill with the sequel to Chuck and Larry.
It could star Ben Stiller (who's a seriously ANGRY widdle man - trust me on this). He could play both parts. It would called :
CHUCK AND LARRY II: The Consummation - so we can finally get to see Stiller go fuck himself.
Thank you. I'm here all week.
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