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Annette Kellerman wants an IRON MAN of her very own!!! Plus Footage Of Our Own Flying IRON MAN!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... AICN's Annette Kellerman is not a comic book savant, however - she will own your ass when it comes to gore & nudity in film, the New Kids On The Block trivia and she will drink Tony Stark under the table. But even though she didn't know much of anything about Tony Stark... and IRON MAN - she came and had her mind blown. Before we get to her review - let's take a look at the video of our very own Jet Pack Man dressed in the most awesomely funky IRON MAN costume in the history of mankind... and let's see him FLY!!!






Near perfection. Those were the words on my lips as the credits for IRON MAN began to roll. This film is exactly how the summer movie season should be kicked off. With a thoughtful, kickass bang.

Aside from hanging out with a group of comic book geeks and hearing all their various rants and raves throughout the production of the film, I really came into this screening not knowing much of the storied Tony Stark and his alter ego. I had high expectations following the onslaught of amazing trailers- which sometimes makes me nervous about being let down by the final product. Alas, IRON MAN not only met those high expectations, it totally exceeded them in many ways.

I'm a total sucker for a good hero movie, but sometimes storyline is sacrificed for action and explosions. To cultivate a great hero character, serious back story is a must. Director John Favreau does a great job quickly establishing our lead as a genius, dapper, lothario and then just as quickly smashes that persona into bits as Stark is forced to question the most fundamental blocks on which his life and success were built. As many of you probably already know, war torn Afghanistan substitutes for Vietnam as the backdrop for Stark's personal epiphanies while forcing the audience to face the hard questions of war as well. I love when a shoot 'em up requires brain power in addition to a good appreciation for special effects. And speaking of effects, there were many times throughout this film that I had to remind myself that what I was seeing wasn't real. I'm not a fan of big, over-hyped action sequences where the lead actor suddenly looks like he or she stepped into a playstation game. What I do love is a good mix of CGI and practical effects. Though there were a few inescapable moments of total CGI-ness in a few spots, Favreau's effects team made me believe that there was a iron clad man wreaking havoc on baddies. Shit looked great.

Robert Downey Jr. may just be my new favorite superhero. I've been so pleased with the recent trend in action filmmaking that pairs talented, seasoned actors with roles that could be misconstrued as fluff. To me it has breathed new life into a genre that might otherwise be getting tired. Instead, however, I am delighted to behold a new crop of superhero films with the caliber of talent to match the over the top summertime theatrics. Downey now tops this list. He so perfectly captures the brazen yet conflicted Stark character with such gusto, you just can't help but love him. Oh yeah, ladies, he's really nice to look at too. For the fellas' fodder, Gwyneth Paltrow simply glows as Stark's longtime loyal assistant Pepper. Once again, it is so refreshing to see an academy award winning actress take on the role of sidekick and totally imbue the character with a charisma that would've been completely lost on the starlet du jour. Hefty supporting performances by Jeff Bridges and Terrence Howard pushed the mega talent meter even higher. In an attempt at not giving anything away, I'll just say that it was extremely fun seeing Bridges take on his role full throttle, and despite my previous IRON MAN ignorance, Howard's turn as Rhodes has me practically begging to see War Machine in action.

Hats off to John Favreau for kicking off my summer with near perfection. IRON MAN has set the bar so high, I'm actually now a bit nervous about what the rest of the season holds!

Until then,
Annette Kellerman






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Just posting to cock-block
by CarmillaVonDoom
Apr 30th, 2008
04:40:56 PM
Whenever this site has a female review a comic film...
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 30th, 2008
04:44:04 PM
Yes, but could it lift Harry more than a few inches?
by Lenny8
Apr 30th, 2008
04:45:03 PM
That clip was gay...
by uppercanuck
Apr 30th, 2008
04:46:24 PM
to make it more true to the source material
by Silverglade
Apr 30th, 2008
04:51:15 PM
Well, Calrissian, did he survive?
by Queerbait
Apr 30th, 2008
04:52:49 PM
Impressive cartoon camel toe.
by Galva
Apr 30th, 2008
04:56:16 PM
pretty sure I saw
by HEADGEEK
Apr 30th, 2008
04:56:24 PM
Really enjoyed it.
by Novaman5000
Apr 30th, 2008
04:59:26 PM
Cool
by Cobbio
Apr 30th, 2008
04:59:45 PM
whoa yeah, camel toe
by zom-bot.com
Apr 30th, 2008
04:59:47 PM
zom-bot.com
by Herb West
Apr 30th, 2008
05:11:48 PM
Thats Not Cam Toe! Thats Moose Knuckle!
by Frodo T. Baggins
Apr 30th, 2008
05:14:12 PM
So I'm Guessing Everyone Hated This Movie?
by VanGoghX
Apr 30th, 2008
05:26:04 PM
Annette, Are You Really A Cartoon Cyborg As Depicted Above?
by LaserPants
Apr 30th, 2008
05:32:48 PM
That's no Moose Knuckle...
by Herb West
Apr 30th, 2008
05:39:31 PM
YES, A VERY NICE SURPRISE AFTER THE CREDITS
by DarkCouncilus
Apr 30th, 2008
05:39:59 PM
Is Annette Kellerman that blind bitch that can't speak?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 30th, 2008
05:46:55 PM
Heavy Metal Parking Lot
by joeelliott
Apr 30th, 2008
05:48:32 PM
I Have A Real Girl Gotham_Night!
by LaserPants
Apr 30th, 2008
05:56:18 PM
This better not be the best movie of the summer
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:20:57 PM
SoylentMean
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 30th, 2008
06:22:20 PM
Iron Man, what is the deal with your Slurpee cup?
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:22:21 PM
Mr Jet Pack only wishes he could fly like Tony Stark
by Orionsangels
Apr 30th, 2008
06:24:59 PM
Indy 4's unknown variable
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:27:14 PM
CUNTHAM SNITCHWALKER YOU COCK SWILLING HOMO
by suit and tie
Apr 30th, 2008
06:27:16 PM
I envy anyone who saw Star Wars in '77
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:31:10 PM
aww, somebody's shouting, that's so...quaint
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:32:15 PM
Well, at least you all weren't innundated with ads
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:38:52 PM
Annette and Her Cartoon Camel Toe...
by Read and Shut Up
Apr 30th, 2008
06:48:36 PM
Soylent Mean - I Was One of Those...
by Read and Shut Up
Apr 30th, 2008
06:51:42 PM
Sneaking into theaters, bad for business
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
06:57:37 PM
Why isn't there a SUMMER MOVIE talkback?
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
07:02:08 PM
For a second I thought....
by Cagliostro
Apr 30th, 2008
07:14:05 PM
Who is Annette Kellerman
by BGDAWES
Apr 30th, 2008
07:17:34 PM
AICN doesn't take much stock in Box Office
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
07:19:54 PM
I love Tim League!
by 433
Apr 30th, 2008
07:40:11 PM
I'd sure hope so, but then they ran right back
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
07:42:08 PM
Annette, who let you out of the kitchen?
by YackBacker
Apr 30th, 2008
07:51:58 PM
SoylentMean, the studios want to get movies to video fast
by YackBacker
Apr 30th, 2008
07:56:51 PM
LET'S ALL SING THE BAY PROTEST SONG
by Underoos Hero
Apr 30th, 2008
07:59:06 PM
ooops...
by Underoos Hero
Apr 30th, 2008
07:59:38 PM
I saw that!!
by JLo
Apr 30th, 2008
08:06:43 PM
Women critics are like Women comedians...
by Jugdish
Apr 30th, 2008
08:53:30 PM
Kellerman is blind, deaf, and dumb...
by Gus Van Rant
Apr 30th, 2008
08:58:57 PM
she wanted Iron Man she got Steely Dan!!!!
by Groothewarrior
Apr 30th, 2008
09:19:16 PM
To SoylentMean...
by 2sdaychicken
Apr 30th, 2008
09:27:03 PM
Hey, 2daychickenheaddude....
by Brians Life
Apr 30th, 2008
09:34:11 PM
I loved ARK 2 when I was a kid...
by Big Dan
Apr 30th, 2008
09:35:32 PM
Hey, Brians No-Life...
by 2sdaychicken
Apr 30th, 2008
09:40:59 PM
no sam jackson :(
by Jubba
Apr 30th, 2008
10:14:31 PM
Just got back from the screening at the Ziegfeld...
by slone13
Apr 30th, 2008
10:28:58 PM
"I saw Phantom Menace & it probably felt the same"
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 30th, 2008
10:31:46 PM
Oh, by the way...
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 30th, 2008
10:34:55 PM
Can we get some halfway critical (ie BRAIN USED)reviews?
by quantize
Apr 30th, 2008
10:59:34 PM
This movie will steal your firstborn
by cornponious
Apr 30th, 2008
11:07:12 PM
Actually, Big Dumb Ape...
by cornponious
Apr 30th, 2008
11:12:07 PM
we waited until after the credits and...
by Jubba
Apr 30th, 2008
11:32:59 PM
Speaking JET PACKS...where are they?
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 30th, 2008
11:33:49 PM
Sam Jackson in OZ version
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
12:06:11 AM
You know why Iron Man is cool?
by sambafreak13
May 1st, 2008
12:07:00 AM
Sorry, that sould have been IRONically.
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
12:07:55 AM
SUIT AND TIE
by BringingSexyBack
May 1st, 2008
12:19:06 AM
Best. Avatar. Ever.
by gridbug
May 1st, 2008
12:28:32 AM
STAY TO THE END CREDITS!!!
by red_weed
May 1st, 2008
12:41:03 AM
Yup, I saw Star Wars in '77
by oisin5199
May 1st, 2008
12:46:44 AM
I meant...
by oisin5199
May 1st, 2008
12:47:29 AM
I HAD A "DISCOVERY MOMENT" WITH FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
by BringingSexyBack
May 1st, 2008
12:52:13 AM
Im in Brazil and saw Iron Man tonight and I dunno
by Dogmatic
May 1st, 2008
01:08:57 AM
They stopped the projector before the end at my cinema!!!
by Dogmatic
May 1st, 2008
01:10:46 AM
BIG SPOILER COMPLAINT!
by Dogmatic
May 1st, 2008
01:13:39 AM
One last thing...saw the new Indy 4 trailer in front of this.
by Dogmatic
May 1st, 2008
01:14:26 AM
Huh Dogmatic??? ENDING SPOILER & after credits bit, INDY
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
02:05:08 AM
Oh and Dogmatic
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
02:09:09 AM
annette wants my iron man
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
02:33:24 AM
I wanna go see it but sydney is too cold and rainy
by ironic_name
May 1st, 2008
02:37:19 AM
New Indy trailer leaked!
by Jay Jay
May 1st, 2008
02:47:30 AM
Saw in the movie in Juarez, Mex
by el_vatillo
May 1st, 2008
02:54:47 AM
Ironic man
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
02:55:40 AM
This video reminds me of all the countless nights...
by DerLanghaarige
May 1st, 2008
03:57:08 AM
This movie...
by artvanderlay
May 1st, 2008
05:18:20 AM
Didn't read this review
by Abominable Snowcone
May 1st, 2008
07:18:32 AM
Artvanderlay
by half vader
May 1st, 2008
08:06:50 AM
review has some glaring technical flaws
by ArcadianDS
May 1st, 2008
08:22:48 AM
additionally
by ArcadianDS
May 1st, 2008
08:23:50 AM
The 'A' word
by Dodgy
May 1st, 2008
08:25:26 AM
Final line of the movie
by RodneyOz
May 1st, 2008
09:00:57 AM
Oh, and not just the 'A' word
by RodneyOz
May 1st, 2008
09:01:59 AM
re:ArcadianDS
by annettekellerman
May 1st, 2008
06:55:05 PM
I just saw Ironman tonight and it was awesome!
by abovo
May 1st, 2008
10:38:43 PM
SW 77
by christian66
May 2nd, 2008
02:22:12 AM

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