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New Indiana Jones TV spot finally in glorious quicktime!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The bootleg of the new Indy TV spot has been floating around the net for a couple of days, but it was so over-blown that you couldn't hear what Cate Blanchett was saying and barely make out the action.
I figured TV spots are quickly turned around by big studio publicity machines and Paramount didn't disappoint. It's 30 seconds of quicktime glory... What these TV spots are showing us that no trailers have is that Indiana Jones as we know and love him is really back. Harrison Ford has the light in his eyes again. The "Always glad to help" line and smirk feels like Indy. Hopefully he's in a badass story to boot.
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TDK WILL OWN INDY 4
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Shite.
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But I'm looking forward to this. And he looked like Indy to me!
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Then you won't be disappointed!
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Too much gloom and doom. Give me some fucking heros who win and all that shit!
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Just after the Lucasfilm logo, a stream of light goes across the screen. Slow it down and it looks like a very birght, very fast, very smokey crashing vessel.
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Isn't birght like a German sandwich? Either way I love this ad, better than the last one which was just an abbreviated teaser. Nothing wrong with that but it's good to see glimpses of new stuff without it spoiling anything. And everything - the performances, the cinematography, the tone - seems perfect. Iron Man (and Speed Racer to a point) will tide me over but the next three weeks and one day (I'm seeing a midnight Wednesday 21st screening) are going to be impatient times.
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and leave it with Mr. Katanga.
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Too. Much. Geek. Goodness. At AICN today. Mind. Overloading.
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Just sayin...
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Haven't seen that from him in a LONG time much less as Indy.
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I hate Quicktime.
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I liked that TV spot better than the previous trailers. The fact Indy was smiling and giving "the look" was what did it for me, not the action, though that wasn't bad either.
The quick-cut super slickness of the fonts, colors, and graphics has me a bit worried, though. I hope they keep the film itself free (as much as possible) of this stuff. -
I wouldn't worry about the cuts and graphics, that'll just be to cram that much into a 30 second spot. From all the inteviews they've said they want this film to look the same as the previous three. Besides, Spielberg has never been one for fast-cuts and Lucas was stubborn about keeping the same stle of editing for the prequels (with all his fancy wipes and dissolves).
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that Lucas wasn't mentioned in this new trailer. That should tell everybody something.
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It will be the best directed turd of this summer. Spielberg is the best director around.
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Damn, I can't wait for this.
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To even consider otherwise is completely and utterly preposterous. There is no room for debate here. TDK won't come close. WB knows it. Paramount knows it. And the film going public certainly knows it.
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Didn't see any CGI_Pants in this one.
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Thanks for the Spielberg and Lucas knowlegde. Good to know. I'll definitely be seeing this.
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Ode to the CGI Cats (and Pants!) http://tinyurl.com/5u3wz8
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Just like Jerry Bruckheimer doesn't need to put his name at the end of a trailer cuz he already has the production company logo with his name on it at the beginning!
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In 1989, Burton's BATMAN beat LAST CRUSADE for first place. But it had the benefit of being fresh and new. This time around, INDY has the advantage of pent-up demand. It's downfall could only come in the form of poor word-of-mouth, coupled with the public's desire to see Heath Ledger's final (complete) role.
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the bright flash is indy on a rocket sled fighting dovchenko as they speed from an impending nuclear blast.
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I wouldn't be too sure... The Dark Knight has had much better advertising (hell, it's HAD advertising... unlike Indy which has had very little). Paramount has really dropped the ball. It's almost like they're trying to keep everyone's expectations in check. I dunno, maybe they know what they're doing. We'll see.
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is a cynical, jaded asshole, period, the end...
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But only here in the US. All those Indy fans in other parts of the world made Indy the ultimate winner.
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Can't wait!!! XD
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Also, are they opening on the same day? I have a feeling both movies will do well, and so will Iron Man.
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I totally forgot that til you mentioned it. I actually won tickets to the opening of both movies back in the day from a radio show (KROQ, I think), but I didn't have a car and LA was too far away from OC (what a putz I was) and I ended up giving them away to a family friend...d'oh!
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That's more like it.
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...in glorious THX!!
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The Phantom Menace. Okay, hopefully, this will turn out a little better. Okay, a lot better. I wonder if lines of fans will start forming in front of theaters days ahead of the premiere?
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The simple fact of the matter is that Indy is a universally liked character. My 62 year old mother is looking forward to Crystal Skull. She doesn't know WHAT a "dark knight" even is.
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will get smashed by Indy . all the little viral ads and that won't amount to a bigger showing or a better movie .
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I haven't been this excited about summer since I was a kid...take me back there Indy!
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so far the trailers are very underwhelming...im sure that they wana keep things secret but come on... also...why does this look so clean and shiny??? no no no
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We kids of the 70s/80s have been blessed to have another chance to get that feeling one more time. Admit it, whatever you felt about the prequels, the month or so leading up to the films' releases were pure electricity. It makes me sad to think that INDY4 may be the last summer movie that I can truly geek out about, old-school style.
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Why is it ALWAYS such a hassle to play a quicktime movie?
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Both movies will do extremely well, yes. (Iron Man, too.) Indy will just do better, that's all.
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Because it's keeping with the spirit of the Indiana Jones franchise. It's going to be upbeat, fast-paced and interlaced with humor. It's in the tradition of the old 1930s and 40s movie adventure serials.
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Why can't it Ever EVER work? I may not be crazy about Microsoft but it pales in comparison with how much I loathe Apple, Jobs and fucking Quicktime.
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..if you hate QT. It has a media player that plays EVERYTHING.
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Indiana Jones will appeal to a broader audience. My mother, who's pushing 60, doesn't even know how to turn on a computer, much less view the online viral ad crap being cranked out by the Dark Knight camp. By the title alone, she didn't even know it was supposed to be a Batman movie. However, she's really excited about Indiana Jones 4. I think my mother is emblematic of the general American populace, which will embrace Indiana Jones’ more family friendly nature.
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Zing! Wrong talkback!
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where he's shackled to the chair....it's flipped. weird.
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Didn't The Berg make Janus Kaminski sit through the first three on an infinite loop until he felt he was capable of channelling the ghost of Dougie Slocombe? I mean, I know the quality of 35mm and digital transfers have cleaned everything up alot these days, but I'm not digging this insipid, ultra crisp, ultra clean Kaminski inspired look alot of DP's aspire to these days. You're following the wrong piper boys!
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The (tent) shot is reversed so it "matches" the shot of Spalko, which is from a different (warehouse) scene, giving the impression that it is one and the same conversation, when it isn't.
Also, Spalko commanding the troops in the warehouse is reversed as well, although for no apparent reason I can think of.
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NOT EVEN GEORGE LUCAS IS ENTHUSED' ABOUT THIS MUCH NEEDED PAYCHECK FOR FORD & HIS ALLY McBEEVER. ANYONE REMEMBER THAT USA TODAY ARTICLE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO?
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hes been sipping the holy grail...
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it means your computer is old and busted.
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I just click, wait a couple of minutes for it to load up, and it's playing.
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yup yup.
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And I got the "feels more like Indy" vibe after watching that clip.And be careful what you wish for, as monkeys/apes will soon rule the world. You don't want them taking away our cinema too, do you?
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Apparently it's higher quality http://tinyurl.com/3rrf26
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but enough to make me cream my pants. I'll be at the midnight show.
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some of the green screening in some of the other trailers. it looks very fake. maybe it'll get better. I will see this regardless.
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I agree with the "felt more like Indy" comment. Like when he says, "Always glad ta help." I weep for today's children who don't have the cinema heroes I had as a boy...Han Solo, Indy Jones, Rocky, Rambo, John MacClane, so many more. Nice to have new installments from lots of the "old" franchises. If it takes grandpa Jones to inspire today's budding adventurer-archaeologist, so be it. Jedi. Because even in name alone, Harrison Ford is twenty times the man Shia LaPoof wishes he could be on his most manly of days.
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After the Lucasfilm logo. I think Sambrook is right. Knowing Lucas, he probably has the milennium falcon crashing in the desert for the Roswell incident!
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Did I mention that I'm going to COME?! Hey fellow geeks, be advised that Burger King will apparently be giving away Iron Man toys with their kid meals. My 3 year old and I will be visiting BK more often this month, I guess. "Let's see...that's a Mark 3 for you, and a Mark 2 and and Iron Monger for dad."
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I hope that's not true. For whatever reason, I've been able to buy into the mythic / religious "magic" of the Indy artifacts thus far. I can buy the spiritual component. But when the "spirits" fly in from Planet Nebulon, it kinda shakes things up, if you know what I mean.
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Funny you should mention it. Because I DID go for the law degree. Now that I got it, I wish I'd gone for the Hovito fertility idol. But I get your point about him not exactly being the digging in the dirt academician most true fossil hunters really are.
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Anyone know why there has not been a full 2min 30sec trailer? There was that teaser from a few months back, but no trailer. It seems doubtful there is going to be one at this late date. Rare for a film of this type, no?
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they don't go too "over the top" with the whole aliens angle, I can still buy into the whole spiritual aspect you're talking about. As long as they go light on the aliens and not self-reference their other movies too much, I can still put aliens into the "mysteries of the unknown" type of category that you'd find other indy artifacts in. As long as they don't try to make Indy Han Solo's father or something, it should still be ok.
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And who can possible hate Quicktime! It is Glorious!
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that even Lucas did not seem enthused about this movie. I think Lucas suffers from depression. I'm serious. We've all seen his interviews, and he's not an especially upbeat guy. And that's fine. So it could be that although he is excited, you won't catch him doing cartwheels because that's not his style. Retouching classic movies with inane CGI is his style. Bless you, George!
I think the reason they haven't released full-length trailers for this is because they know many of us, myself included, would spooge our pants embarrassingly. So instead they give us these short but stimulating little "handjob" sneak peeks. Hey works for me. -
i've got a bad feeling about this.
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I'm going to have to go with the rocket sled camp over the alien ship one. If you go frame by frame you can clearly see that that thing is actually on the ground rather than in the sky. It's just because it's framed in a way that it's moving along the ground right where it meets the horizon, so it looks like it's in the sky when it's going fast.
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I think Lucas is really trying to lower everyones expectations to avoid a "Phamtom-esque" fallout from fans. Back then we all expected the greatest movie ever made in history of sci-fi. No movie could have lived up to those expectations we all had.
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I think Lucas is depressed and somewhat gunshy after the beating he took from the fanboys who didn't take to his Star Wars prequels. Lucas is only human,he surfs the webs and reads the message boards like the rest of us. It's only natural to take it somewhat personal, so I could see it really affecting him.
If you can track down the EW interview with Lucas though, he is more upbeat there and seems really enthused about Kingdom, especially with all the acting talent involved this time around. Part of me hopes that Kingdom does well and puts a little spring back in the step of Lucas. -
IMDB says he'd be 95 years old. He did after all look half dead on the Indy bonus DVD a few years back. P.S. The worst thing about this TV spot is the sound. It's all tinny, too fast and high pitched. Looks fun though!
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More like suffering from being a dumbass.
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They don't need to release a full trailer for the warciples, we'll flock to this regardless.
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As too shall Shia be.
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Smirking Indy on a torture chair, slightly confused Indy ready to hop on a bike, angry Indy grimacing, mad Indy hitting a shovel (that's the spirit!), Cate Blanchett with a wig threatening Indy with a sword...I love it. Finally a spot that delivers the goods. Feels so good to see Indy back.
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There is a brand spanking new 1:49 second trailer attached to all prints of Iron Man.
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And what little snippets we get don't sound really impassioned. It has that Spielbergian "One take, that's it, next" feel, and the rumors about this are that that is exactly what he did ... rushed it through. (I remember some actors going on about Spielberg's fast one-take style on some recent flick of his .. Saving Private Ryan, I think it was). I'm also dismayed that the few action scenes have this golden washed-out look to them ... are they doing that to deprive still creators from getting good detailed stills from the trailer, or is that washed out CGI look a big part of the film? I read Lucas and Spielberg's interview where they both go on about what a fantastic villain Cate Blanchett is in this movie, but I'm not feeling it, especially not in that trailer. She's emotionlessly asking him for something, he's apathetically farting out the line "Glad to be of help" ... it does NOT feel like Indy to me. It sounds like Indy-going-through-the-motions.
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Apr 29, 2008 1:48:13 PM CDT
it's amazing you got all that out of that small clip
by just pillow talk
NoDiggity, and yet most of us got the Indy vibe from it. To each their own.
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Check out the "It's official..." Hobbit thread. Towards the tail end we found the messenger of 2for2true and Jarv has given us an update of the scriptures.
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You'll be able to see the movie screen better that way, too. Cause you know you're going to see this movie, despite your hate.
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But Dark Knight and Iron Man have a shit ton more of my attention. The only reason I'm seeing this really is the ability to see my first Indy movie on the big screen. That'll be fun. I'm so envious of you who saw Raiders and Crusade...
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First of all, impressive you have the superpower to dismiss a two hour movie based on a thirty second spot. Bravo. Second, where did you get that info about Spielberg? In Saving Private Ryan they were shooting an the Omaha Beach scene where you had to shoot fast to get the intensity. In CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, however that take of Christopher Walken tearing up talking about meeting his wife was like the seventh one. That scene probably was the one that got him the Oscar nomination. You were making a slam about saying it "Indy-going-through-the motions" but it was really a compliment. Indy has been in this type of situation before and knows he's going to get out of it!
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Indy hitting a shovel? I don't know what that means. More like ...hit me...or something. I'm distracted. I can't stop watching that spot.
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I'm eager to see a new Indy movie don't get me wrong, but I think Batman has more potential BO wise, yeah Indy is huge but you have to be on the 25 and up age to really connect with Indy.
It's been almost 20 years since the last one, are teenage kids excited on seeing a 60 something hero? and thats were a huge part of the money is on the teens. On the other hand Bats has a young cast, awesome buzz, the "bonus" of heaths death to add to the box office fire, hell of a ad campaign, and is fresh on the pop culture, the last movie was 3 years ago. Indy beside nostalgia has nothing more.
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The reason the exchange between Spalko and Indy feels off is because it is obviously two different scenes edited together to appear as one. And Spalko is telling Indy while she has the point of her sword pinned up against his neck, along with a hanger full of commies to back her up....she doesn't need any theatrics beyond what is already there.
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Maybe my monitor's just dark, but I had to watch that first shot of Blancett three times to figure out that was a sword in front of her face and not a moustache. Really crappy staging...I'm sure it looks better in context, but there's no way to register that vague black shape as a sword in this cut of the footage. Lousy shot choice for a trailer. I thought someone had digitally added a 'stache on her as a big ol' screw you to Lucas n Steve. Which, come on now, would be pretty funny.
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better quality, yo.
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There's a lot of shit I worry about regarding Crystal Skull. But it's definitely not that Spielberg rushed through the scenes during the shoot. Because...as we all know...that's how he did RAIDERS...for example.
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You're right, ND...there's very little dialogue...because it's a thirty-second TV spot! Come on, man.
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"Read my lips." *Makes that shaky hand gesture thing to camera*
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I don't expect this to be a good movie, with Shit for brains in it how could it be? That said, even if this is a BO disappointment compared to what they think it will bring in it will still kick the living shit out of TDK. Secondly, can anyone else believe these greedy bastards didn't put out a Blu-Ray box set to prime everyone before the movie and then a special edition complete set after? Get off your asses and HD this fucker already! Lastly, this could very well be the single best summer of the last decade for movies if people are finally doing their jobs right. I hold out a very slim hope though as that black hole Speed Racer is going to require a lot of goodness to make up for the coke fueled bullshit it will splash upon the screen.
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Yeah man, adjust your monitor. I don't know too many mustaches that come with their own hilt, are uniformly proportioned and rigid all the way across, and which extend several feet straight out off the lip...
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I don't just mean in that TV spot, but that TV-Spot and the Trailer combined. And all the dialogue has that apathetic feel to it.
Compare this to the Dark Knight trailers and TV spots. Stuffed with dialogue.
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but I think this movie is going to really disappoint. I'm not the "hater" type of person at all, and usually hope for the best eben when they look their worst, but nothing about what I've seen or read about Indy IV sounds even remotely promising.
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Couldn't they find any compelling scene that worked ON IT'S OWN? Why resort to editing tricks to create a demand and response that just aren't in the film? It sounds like desperation, to create an impression of a film that ISN'T THERE. Maybe the real film is better, but that means this is a really bad trailer for it.
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I don't know what toilet you've been hiding your head in lately but if you think ninja maze and microwave Batman is going to beat this movie you're a fucking moron. People are still drying off the spittle left from the hair lipped Sylvester the cat portrayal the last time out so I doubt they'll fall for it again. And because some fucking crack whore actor offed himself in a bout of self-pity it does not mean people are going to line up around the block to see this.
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I agree it is a weird edit choice, but we see these strange edits in many trailers. One of the reasons why I don't read too much into marketing campaigns. I mean, take a look at how Bridge to Terabithia was marketed to see just how screwed up trailers can really get....
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Try getting a new fucking computer! Your 4-bit Atari 800 with 5 inch floppy drive and 64 kB of RAM won't cut it anymore, son!
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Will appeal to fans between the ages of 5 and 95. I'm sure TDK and Iron Man will do just fine but there are a lot more older folks that will show for Indy as opposed to the other two. Name recognition alone will pack theatres.
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"Read my lips, Earthlings."
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Spielberg LIKES to use crowds of faceless doofuses to add emphasis to a scene ... it's easier than eliciting a good take. Spalko can be "understated" and her sword and her henchmen can substitute for the lack of time Spielberg took to really get something out of her. All I know is, I appreciate a good scenery chewing. That's what the first Indy had. Why not have it here?
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Dumbass.
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...I'll freak out when i see that ad on TV. Awesome stuff. JayWells87, I was 8 years old when my dad took me to see Last Crusade. It blew my mind and I was Indy crazy after that. and I thought that was it....no more Indy as they rode off into the sunset. 27 years old now and I'll be taking my dad to see this one. It's like Star Wars all over again - lets hope this one doesn't underwhelm. The marketing campaign's reluctance to show too much is going to be all the better for us. Here's hoping the new trailer doesn't blow it all three weeks out.
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Release a long full length trailer!
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This just aired on TV in the UK but instead of the "glad to help" line, it was a shot of Indy saying "come on" in a dismissive 'yeah, right' fashion.
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I did!
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I dont get why everyone is excited over this movie. We've only seen 2-3 scenes so far, and short clips at that. Spielberg and Lucas havent been good in a while. This isnt owning anyones else, bet that.
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and the ad was just on UK TV!!! With a tiny bit more footage that had a certain macguffin in a certain character's hands I'd rather not have seen! and no it wasn't my reflection ;)
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ironman. as for dark knight, well that'll have all the fans of batman plus any teenage heath ledger fangirls, but indy will have his legion of old fossils, and young whippersnappers plus all the archaeologists, scientists and professors plus all the nerds.
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You're all that is wrong with the cinema experience today... at least as far as your attitude and perception. Judging a performance and the direction there of based on probably two spoken lines in trailers/30 second spots is just well, lame. Attitudes like that are why studios really don't give a shit about AICN anymore. It was different in the days of the late 90s when the internet was a wonder. Sure, they'd love to grab the geek fanbase for a couple extra million on opening weekend, but the filmmakers know that no matter what, people will bitch and complain because they didn't make the movie exactly how geeks wanted it and/or exactly how the previous installments were done.
You CAN NOT judge a movie, and especially a performance based on minimal trailer footage. There's not as much dialog in an Indy trailer because the emphasis for marketing is the adventure aspect.
And as far as your question as to why not have a scene as a whole, and why resort to trick editing? Where have you been? That is precisely what nearly every release trailer is and has been since the 80s and even before.
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has a hilt...it is also rigid and uniform in shape.
aaaanyway...cutting together disparate scenes to make a more interesting trailer is not a new technique. You can usually catch it in at least 1 out of 3 trailers (rough estimate)...for action movies, I think the ratio goes way up, although I haven't done anything like a scientific study...I spend too much time rigidifyin' my 'stache. -
Because the Indy franchise sells itself - everyone knows it is coming and they already know if they want to see it. Plus, Spielberg doesn't want to give anything away. From what I read they aren't even going to be doing press screenings because he is so concerned about reviews giving away the fact that the movie is about aliens.
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The main baddie having backup is not new to the series. Go back to Raiders and you will see that in every confrontation with Indy, Belloq had natives, nazis, and undercover thugs right beside him as he and Indy converse.
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Someone above brought it up... thinking that streak of light was a spaceship crashing. It's not. If you look close you can see that the object is moving along the horizon. Look closer and you'll see that it is the rocket sled shown in some pics and partly in the trailer where Indy almost gets whacked in the nuts by a chain.
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I couldn't agree more man. The harsher, grainier look of the early 80's suits the Indy series more. Kaminski is miscast as a cinematographer on this. It wasn't shot digitally but looks like it was. That shot of Indy an Mutt on the motorcycle looks like an outtake from National Lampoons Senior Trip.
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I'll be there opening day.
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...and right between Leia's legs, according to a recent news report.
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Apr 29, 2008 3:27:21 PM CDT
this trailer doesn't show the whole movie - a freeverse poem
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bitch bitch.
i don't understand
that a trailer
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the content of a film
to excite and intrigue
rather than lay out scenes
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i have lost all ability
to enjoy film.
i have reduced it to complaints about the very things
that make it great.
i am a moron.
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This is Harrison Ford. Steven Spielberg. Indiana fucking Jones!!!
That's all I need. I have absolute faith that this flick is going to rock. Will it beat TDK in box office. Who knows. Who cares? I'll say it again...It's Indiana fucking Jones!! That's why no massive previews or trailers months in advance. That's why no reams of dialogue. No plots given away (apart from the obvious title). All this film needs in teh way of marketing is...yep, you guessed it. It's Indiana fucking Jones!!!!! -
...even if you don't love it.
It's sorta like Jesus in that way. -
Dog Will Hunt.
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It looks great. I will take a bad or so-so Indy movie than most of the crap that has littered the moviescreens for the last few summers.
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I watched the new spot and smiled and felt good inside. Watching made be feel not only my own enjoyment of this story and characters and people who made the entertainment of my journey through life better, seeing a return of the "rolls royce" of adventure actor, dramatic actress, director,composer, crew, cast, everything and everyone coming together to put on a show and have fun, do the best they can and frankly want us to come along for a fun ride the way these movies are SUPPOSED to do. It does what it proposes to do. That's the definition of success.
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What's so glorious about it?
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Harrison had the earring loooooooooooong before he had Calista...
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go back to jacking off to all lame comic book movies they keep making for you clowns . they outta call this site superherohype2.com . besides , watch the dark knight trailer ...save yourself 10 bucks . the whole movies in those 2 min.
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and Temple of Doom did not is that Raiders and Crusade built upon well known legends, the Ark and the Grail, while Doom was some made up stuff.
This movie looks to be a lot more like Doom then the other two. I will go see it, but I don't have high hopes. Here's to pleasant surprises!
This looks like a great summer.
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All the a-holes talking shit about this movie after a 30-second teaser are the ones who were not fortunate enough to have seen the first three on the big-screen (and may I add, it sucks to be you). Anyone that had the privilege of waiting in a line around the block to see Raiders of the Lost Ark absolutely KILL a jam-packed theater--most likely multiple times--is trembling with anticipation to see this flick.
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Somerichs is right. This pic is gonna rock theaters to the core. If all of you hate-mongers can't appreciate what a good film is, THEN STAY HOME. I'm sure that this film will do just fine without your presence, as will those of us who no doubt will enjoy this pic.
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Their butts hurt from all the action
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And to add to that, I have had the honor of experiencing all of the INDIANA JONES films on the big screen, as I have done with countless other films. It is a rule of mine to see these movies first in a theater, where they are meant to be seen. Anyone who waits to see films like these until they are on DVD are missing the true fun of being a fan of the film-going experience, and shouldn't grace themselves with the monicker of film fan in the first place.
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Indy will OWN...just like you were owned by that big guy named bubba in the pen
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Raiders and Last Crusade's "success" had nothing to do the fact that they were built upon well known legends. The same way Doom's "failure" had nothing to do with the fact that a Sankara stone was "made up".
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uh, i'm a gay man, and let me tell you, i got nothin but deep, DEEP love for harrison ford. this movie's gonna be the best of the summer, no question. and yes, i waited in line to see all three original movies on the big screen. (same with the original trilogy of star wars, too, but that's another talkback..)
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Has everyone here lost their hater-ass mind? This thing still has Shia in it! As long as he's in it, the title shall remain be "India-meh Jones."
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It's time for all the imitators to start making their way to the exit. The master is about to re-enter the building.
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Unlike the shitty prequels this will add to the Indy legend.
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owns your gay ass, homo.
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Hey man, I'm with ya. I was there for the original STAR WARS films as well. And it doesn't matter whether you're straight or gay, black or white, male or female. There ain't nothin' quite likebeing in a theater packed full of fans who are ready to get into a ball-bustin' adventure. I hope all these film haters and nay-sayers are somewhere besides theaters on May 22nd. I doubr they'd know a good movie if it kicked them in their nuts.
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Fuckin' bring it!! Can't wait!!
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How old or young you are is irrelevant when you're a film fan. As long a you're ready to turn off the outside world when the lights go down, suspend the old disbelief, and go for the ride that the filmmakers are taking you on, then you can be 15 or 50. It doesn't make one damn bit of difference.
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I guess that what really boggles my mind are the people who shell out bucks to see movies when they go in with a mad-on for the movie before they've even seen it. How dumb can you be!?!?!? Do us all a favor-use your money to rent some lame-ass video game and stay home so the rest of us can have a good time.
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"I think I got her figgered...
by Somerichs Apr 29th, 2008
04:37:06 PM
All the a-holes talking shit about this movie after a 30-second teaser are the ones who were not fortunate enough to have seen the first three on the big-screen (and may I add, it sucks to be you). Anyone that had the privilege of waiting in a line around the block to see Raiders of the Lost Ark absolutely KILL a jam-packed theater--most likely multiple times--is trembling with anticipation to see this flick."
I saw those three in the theaters. I loved them all, even Doom. But, in all honesty, I have no real desire to rush out and see this one. Indy is a great character, but you need plot, dialogue and action to have a great movie. I just don't see it for IV.
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And are we hearing any of it in this spot?
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When IRON MAN opens, the summer has officially begun. And there are at least 16 movies coming out between May second and the end of August that show potential. This could be a great summer for movies, which means that it will be a great summer for movie fans. The only thing I have to bitch about so far is the high price of gas!
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You are not a published writer. C'mon.
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The score was recorded in February I believe. I can't tell if any of it is in the trailer, butI'm waiting most anxiously for the CD on May 20. I'm hoping that someone, somewhere leaks it before then, because I am dying to hear what John Williams has conjured up for this one. Since the passing of Jerry Goldsmith, I am of the humble opinion that Maestro Williams is the only true film music master that is still operating today. I guess you could add John Barry to the list, but we haven't heard anything out of him for quite some time.
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"Not big time, but I do have things up." Where are your writings "up" at? You tube? Sorry I had too.
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I just read the reviewof the score on THERAIDER.NET. Now I just wish that someone would post this score!!!! The review was VERY positive.
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Ah...I get it. The kid's name is "Mutt". Indiana is actually Hentry Jones Jr....but named himself after their dog, "Indiana". It all makes sense now. Movie mystery is not the crystal skull...it was this.
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than I will ever have at the The Dark Knight, because I'm not going to see TDK. How bout that for some intelligent remarkin'.
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And just what, pray tell, are your gripes with THE DARK KNIGHT. BATMAN BEGINS was outstanding, and this one looks to be just as good. I saw the second trailer today, and I am stoked!!!
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I guess that if I could only afford one movie ticket this summer, my bucks would be spent on INDY, but luckily I'll be able to afford to see everything on my list, and this summer I have one extensive list!
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I read that interview. Spielberg was saying positive stuff and Lucas interrupted to say he knew exactly how things would go for this film -- everyone will hate it and talk shit about Lucas and Spielberg and say they crushed their dreams and raped their childhood. He said something like, "Trust me -- I've been through this before."
Didn't exactly read as upbeat to me.
Hey -- has it ever been confirmed whether or not Indy's whip is EVER CGI in the film? There was that kerfuffle a while back where one of the unions was insisting on it, and Ford was threatening to walk if it wasn't a real whip. I don't think I've ever read definite confirmation one way or the other. -
I can understand why George Lucas said what he did in the EW interview. In 1999, THE PHANTOM MENACE was reviled by a lot of "fans". And the same thing happened with "ATTACK OF THE CLONES and REVENGE OF THE SITH. While there are things about them that I didn't like, I was by no means disappointed by any of them. And when it comes down to it, Lucas made the films his way, told the stories that he wanted to tell, and was successful at it. You've got to respect him for that. The prequel trilogy didn't set the world ablaze the way the original trilogy did, but SO WHAT! I think that all Lucas wants is for people to enjoy the films on their own merits.
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I place the over/under on this line at 45 in the first 24 hours.
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I think he fears that the new INDY movie will suffer the same fate. Expectations can be a true curse when it comes to films. My own expectations for this film are high, and I have no doubt that I will not be let down. I guess that the key is to go into the theater to have a good time, and let the chips fall where they may. I don't expect INDIANA JONES to change the world. I just figure that It will add some more terrific memories to this fan's scrapbook.
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You wanna talk about crap, then let's!!! So far this year I have been sorely disappointed by two movies-CLOVERFIELD and JUMPER. I think they both had sound enough premises, but they were poorly executed. I've said it before and I believe that it bears repeating-seeing a bad movie every once in a while only makes you appreciate the good ones even more. And just because a movie is good doesn't automatically make it a timeless classic. But you've got to admit that both Spielberg and Lucas both have their share of films in that latter category.
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Here's a quote from an old film that I happen to like a lot- KELLY'S HEROES. I think it's pretty applicable here:
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If you are really desperate for a taste, there are midi versions of the tracks from the KOTCS OST posted over at the Raven message board. You can decide how legit/close they are to the real thing.
As for the EW interview, I felt that Lucas's comments were more playful in nature, as someone who may be conditioned to expect the worst, but has perhaps come to peace with the whole process....and who has developed a thicker skin. At any rate, his comment on the dominatrix-styling of Spalko was a hoot, at least. -
something in you died, then. I saw the "CGI pants" clip, and this one, and I'm there, no questions asked. I don't need to know anything about the plot, the dialogue, the action, the stars, the history of getting it to the screen, or anything else to make me wanna see it. I heard the swell of the music, I saw his hand reach down to pick up his hat, I saw his shadow, not even him, his mere shadow, and it immediately took me back to the first time i saw Raiders in the theaters, sitting with my two brothers, my mom, my grandmother, and a packed theater full of people having one of the greatest movie-going experiences of their lives. Seriously, come on!! You tellin me neither of these clips transport you back to that time? How bout these, then? "Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I can not take away." "There's a big snake in the plane Jacques! Oh that's just my pet snake Reggie! "I hate snakes Jacque! I hate 'em! Come on! Show a little back bone will ya?" "Bad dates" "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." If you can't recall the experience of watching that arab dude pull out that massive sword, thinking to yourself "oh fuck, what's he gonna do now," only to clap and cheer along with 300 others when Indy nonchalantly pulls out his gun and shoots him; if you don't remember how seeing Indy get his second wind and beat that giant bald dude bloody made you feel like you could conquer the world, and if you aren't willing to have enough faith in the folks who made you feel that way when you were a kid to set aside all the garbage these naysayers are spouting for the opportunity to feel that way again (even if they don't deliver), then I feel sorry for ya. Me, I'm so there it's not even funny...
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Now, I enjoyed 10,000 B.C., but it wasn't the most intelligent flick around. But from the trailers I could tell that this was going to be like some of the Harryhausen picks. Let logic and history be damned, and just go in to have fun. And that's what I got. A couple of hours of mindless fun. Nothing wrong there.
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I like your style. You have inspired me to grow my own swordstache. Perhaps, if Fate sees fit, we, along with our respective staches, shall meet on the battlefield one day....
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You hit it on the head, man. I'll never forget moments like the Arab Swordsman scene, E.T. making all the bike riders take flight over the Government baddies, Han Solo flying out of nowhere to give Luke Skywalker the chance he needed to take the final shot in the Death Star trench. Those are all moments when every person in the theater was one, and there is nothing like that. It is one of the few feelings that I would categorize as an ULTIMATE RUSH. As cliche as it may sound, it is truly breathtaking, and I think that there a great many who haven't had the honor of experiencing that.
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I thought that JUMPER had possibilities, but I didn't expect a classic or anything. I was more surprised at how the filmmakers dropped the ball. It could have been much better than it was, if only they had thought a little more about where to take the story. I felt like the film ran in a gerbil wheel from the get-go and went absolutely nowhere.
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So stop saying Indy will slaughter TDK because that's just not gonna happen!! I personally think Indy is just Meh! I'm not excited because Harrison Ford is frickin old! I grew up loving the Indy films because they were epic! First of all the title is retarded, it just doesn't scream epic, it screams like a Forgotten Realms book title. And Shia Lebouf as his son, stupid. I'm not excited for this at all. On the other hand, TDK looks absolutely haunting! Batman Begins had stellar casting (except for Katie Holmes), a wonderful script and movie theme. I'm so so stoked for TDK.
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For some strange reason, some filmmakers seem to be afraid to deal with the whole SUPERPOWERS thing. It's like they think it dumbs things down or something. Embrace the comic book origins of this stuff, don't walk in fear of it. But filmmakers need to remeber that a superpower alone does not a movie make. At the core you need a decent story, and then polish it to a fine sheen with special effects and you'll be ahead of the game.
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I think your memory stems from watching Indiana Jones on VHS all of these years. Watch the Indy DVDs and they are just as clear as this trailer. The issue is watching the trailer/TV spots on a small screen via the computer. Its not representative of what the theater experience will be.
Spielberg is a stubborn (thankfully) supporter of shooting on film. Which I commend. People saying this new movie looks too digital (it's shot on film people) are disregarding the fact that they had watched the Indy films on shitty VHS for years. In the theaters, the Indy films looked crisp and clear, unless you were in some shitty dive theater. On DVD they are even clearer.
Thus, don't let your memory confuse you. Spielberg and co. were adamant that they wanted this new film to have the same look and feel of the original. Complaints about the "overuse" of CG are ridiculous right now as well because thus far we've seen just a couple CG shots. But in the context of a minute long trailer.
CG in essence will replace the terrible blue screen matting that both Temple and Crusade especially had.
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When I was young, there used to be ushers who went up and down at aisles of the theaters periodically and told people to get their feet off the seats and to be quiet. That doesn't happen much anymore, at least not around where I live. People who go to movies need to realize that they're not at home. They need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and respect those of us trying to enjoy the film. And I swear if I hear a fucking cell phone go off while I'm at INDY, I'm gonna a turn it into an electronic enema for the perpetrator. I'm sick and fucking tired of it. If you want to talk at a movie...DON'T!!! Save your money and stay home where you can talk all you want. I didn't pay for a ticket to listen to fucking idiots jack their jaws. As far as I'm concerned, cell phones are the bane of film fans everywhere!!!
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Seriously, I got pumped up just reading that! I feel like punching a nasty German mechanic right about now....
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Maybe that bald German mechanic will be talking on a cell phone during the movie, and I'll have one damn fine reason to belt him!!!!
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It's like the one-sheet for the STAR WARS SPECIAL EDITION said. This is the reason they built movie theaters. My best freind is flying halfway across the country to go to INDY with me on opening day. It's gonna be one for the history books, of that I'm sure.
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God I LOVE BEING A FAN OF THESE MOVIES!!!!!! It sure beats the shit out of sports!
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I'm always bugged by the lowbrow sports fans wearing their team jerseys who give me funny looks because I'm wearing a STAR WARS t-shirt or a BATMAN ball cap. Sports are fleeting-films are TIMELESS!!!
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The small amount of footage that we've all seen from INDIANA JONES that has CGI in it is not necessarily indicative of what is in the rest of the movie. And let's face facts, the special effects industry is now CG oriented, which isn't such a bad thing. It's made a lot of mind-boggling stuff possible. Are you one of the people who bitched about matte paintings, miniatures and blue screen spill back int eh seventies and eighties? If so, then isn't it quite possible that nothing will ever make you happy. It's the way things are. Buy it, you'll sleep better!
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Though a good trailer's no proof of quality in the finished film this looks like great fun and true to the the look/spirit of the original films, despite what all the tragic pedants would have you believe. Fingers crossed, Indy fans. :)
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DAMN THE NAY-SAYERS! FULL SPEED AHEAD TO MAY 22!
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Trailers are but a taste of what's to come. They're there to whet the cinematic appetite, so to speak. And I've seen quite a few trailers that have things in them that don't even end up in the movies themselves.
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Sorry Indy, but any movie that has to resort to the stock line "ooh, that can't be good" for comedy has my pity.
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And I'm sure that the success of the new INDIANA JONES movies rests on that one line. Try to find something legitimate to say.
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Indiana Jones punching people right and left and cracking sarcasm. I got schoolboy excited when I saw this on TV.
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I've been excited about the since I first heard it was in production. But the moment of truth was when I first saw the trailer. When Indy's shadow appeared and he picked up his hat and the glorious RAIDERS march swelled to life once more, it brought tears to these old eyes. It's cinematic magic of the purest kind.
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Always have good things in them. Even the worst piece of shit movie has 30 seconds of coolness if you edit it the right way.
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The best trailers are the ones that don't show any of the really good stuff, but leave you wanting more. T2, anyone?
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they got that batman one and the riddik and matrix ones were cool.
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ACK!!!!! None of the links work! I just get a big Q. Wah.
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ACK!!!!! None of the links work! I just get a big Q. Wah.
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Okay, no it doesn't, but it doesn't hurt not reading about how Jackshit Dickhead in Fuskville, Kenfucky doesn't like something I did like. I'd have picked on California, where there are bound to be more fuckwards, but Kenfucky sounded better when I thought of it on the toilet this morning.
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i remember he saw it early and said it was fantastic. so anyone thinking speilberg won't pull a phantom menace should rethink. though i watched tpm the other day and i enjoyed it, it has a beginning a midle and an end, though the version i watched is edited down to a little over 2 hours, cutting out all the distractions.
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if they had the right people working on an indy cartoon. samurai jack dude took the clone wars and made them cool.
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when he got home he told his wife, my god what a piece a shit. what was he thinking?
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har har
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaQBEG4fcd4
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Tags are...yes...."cheese" and "sandwich". Why, I do not know.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaQBEG4fcd4
Holy shit! This looks amazing! THAT'S how you cut a trailer!!! -
http://tinyurl.com/6crocv
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...makes me fucking smile. Finally, a glimpse of the brilliance that is Karen Allen.
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I'm a professional hater, but I enjoyed the trailer. Still can't stomach Indy riding bitch, though. Wait a minute, fuck this new piece of shit CGI infested piece of shit.
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made of gold. ha.
waht is that at 1:32?
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was purposefully redundant.
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I'm freaking out right now. This looks like classic Indiana fucking Jones. I'm gonna watch this over and over until it disappears.
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only time i remember he rode bitch was a fe scenes in part 3, but most of the time he was hitting on chicks and proving himself to be crafty.
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... about not touching anything. Too referential. Too much of the "It's a line from Raiders! You know you are in an Indy movie now!" fanboy writing. Ah well. I can live with a loving retread, I guess.
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NoDiggity thinks he is clever.
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That was just fantastic. Now gimme some glorious Quicktime Spielberg you magnificent bastard. Oh, and thank god for vdownloader, cause I bet it wont be there much longer.
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Fuck this is mega awesome!
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Indy said the TEMPLE was made out of gold, not the skulls.
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man, that new trailer. Every single shot of Indy---just solid as the first film. With respect to everyone who speaks of the film, if anyone thinks that Dark Knight or Iron Man will trump this film...it's not possible. This is Indiana Jones...and Ford is at the top of his game. This could also be Spielberg's chance to regain his glory. Raiders, to this day, is still Spielberg's greatest achievement as a director. There is no way this film can fail. No way. I watch Raiders and only Raiders, don't even go near the sequels anymore. This one FEELS right--it feels like the first true sequel to the greatest film ever made.
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I actually don't mind that line because it references the entire trilogy. Indy has a long history of getting in trouble because people won't keep their fucking hands in their pockets. I'm sure he tells everyone not to touch anything when entering an ancient temple.
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One of the things that really stands out to me is just how powerfully that old theme stirs the blood - maybe it's something that only imprints at a certain age, but many otherwise good action movies seem to lack that really memorable march that I'll keep humming the next day. Pacing, music, iconic shots ... this is about the best 30-second ad/trailer I can remember ever seeing for a film. I really should stop reading/watching promos right now until it comes out - beyond this point, I can only get overhyped/spoiled.
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Exactly how that trailer should start. They should have used it in the teaser trailer also.
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Apr 29, 2008 10:53:17 PM CDT
I SAW IT! THE FINAL INDY4 TRAILER! TOLD YA IT WAS COMING
by orionsangels
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LAST CRUSADE sucks, so there goes your theory.
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Anyone know what movie that'll be playing in front of? Seeing that on the big screen would make it worth the price of admission alone. Even Manhattan prices.
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George Lucas is a very bitter and out of touch executive now. He is certainly not a filmmaker. Unless he really HAS made those "experimental" films he has talked about making since 1983. Nineteen EIGHTY THREE! The reason he hasn't made them in the last 25 years is because: he isn't a filmmaker, he is an executive. I think it's very telling to hear him say fans will be negative no matter what. That is just completely untrue. James Cameron made the most successful film of all-time, TITANIC made by far the most money ever at the box-office, and won the most Oscars ever at the Academy Awards. He hasn't directed a feature since. Has a director ever had more expectations for his next film? How do you follow that kind of success? Of course, even with the huge expectations AVATAR will knock us all on our collective asses and change the future of cinema. Pay attention George Lucas, if the film is great then the expectations before hand are irrelevent. If you make crappy films they will be treated as such. It's really not that hard to figure out.
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Who are you, one9duece? The master of cinema? Wanker.
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Seriously. Do you people own stock in Paramount? I hope that TDK, and Indiana Jones are both great movies. I could care less if everyone else likes them too. Most people are stupid, anyway.
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Apr 29, 2008 11:41:00 PM CDT
What's with all this geek argument about box officer winner
by vintagecrow
Grow up and enjoy them both =)
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Was a bit underwhelming. I want this movie to be good, guys...but I'm not feeling it as much as the other summer fare.Still a shit ton better then the Incredible Hulk trailer, though.
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Anybody who complains
, "There better not be too much CGI!!!", just stop. Now.
I remember when the trailer came out and people said there was too much CGI. WHEN????
The four 20-story-high pillers? Thats all I saw, if it was even CGI. It looked flawless, and I couldnt even tell. There is no way to work around something like that without using CGI.
When they said they wouldnt rely on CGI, they meant they wouldnt use it WHEN THEY DIDNT NEED TO. For example, when Indy runs on the crates, cracks his whip, and swings onto the car, that was all practicle effects. 99.9% of movies today would have used a CGI Indy, CGI crates, CGI car, CGI backgrounds. This had none.
ILM has never dissapointed with its CGI, and it is always groundbreaking and perfect. This is 2008, of course there is going to be some CGI. They arent going to use claymation.
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I'll shut up now.
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that trailer kicks ass .
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scrawls on a toilet wall do not count as being published. Fool.
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The prequels were reviled because they appeared in a storm of hype and were, in fact, dreadful. Ignoring this is just silly. This, on the other hand, doesn't have either Jake Lloyd, Natalie Portman, or Haydn Christiannnensnsnsnsnsenen in it, nor the presense of anodyne poorly-thought out aliens. (I hope). It also isn't directed by Lucas, so there is more chance that it won't be a monumental clusterfuck like Attack of The Clones
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Who cares about boz office?
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You're my hero Queefer. Those words could have been spoken by the god of hellfire (2true) himself: "I suppose it looks kind of fun, but so far I've only liked Raiders. Temple of Doom was a bucket load of cinematic pus. Kate Capshaw wouldn't stop screaming. I wanted to put my dick in her mouth to shut her up. Then I wanted to cram that Short Round bastard up her twat until he suffocated. That movie really didn't need some screaming bitch and an annoying little brat."
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Perhaps I smoke too much weed but Temple of Doom is by far my favorite Indy flick. Maybe this is because it was the first one I saw as a kid. I learned how to appreciate the more inciteful Raiders and Last Crusade upon watching them in later years but still think the first 25 minutes of Temple and the last 30 minutes of Temple are the most exciting scenes in the whole original trilogy. Indy is too "old Harrison" and Raiders only has its action in spurts. I love the dialogue in Raiders and Crusade but I love the "B movie action feel" of Temple. Sure there is weak character development and that blond bitch was annoying, but Short Round is great and I think it's awesome to see Indy constantly on the run, liberating hundreds of enslaved kids, and doing so many unselfish and admirable acts (he doesn't fuck the horny chick when he has the chance, stays behind to save Shorty rather then duck under the closing stone wall, stops a slave driver from beating a child, etc.) ... plus dude kills like 80 people in the end and then gives the spoils to the village. I think the closing scene with the indigenous kids celebrating around their liberator is perfect. And did I mention that the mine chase over the lava pits is still unmatched. It is pure cinematic ulta-sensation sheep skin condom inercourse... and I have no problem with that. Does ANYbody think Temple is near the top as well?
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I want the movie now!
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Why must The Beef take a huge dump on the beloved franchise?
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Marlon Brando in the Wild one??? Are you shitting me??? That guy is 1/100th the man and actor Brando was. Fuck that ass hat. Every fucking time I get excited about this movie I remember that fuckstick is in it and reality comes crashing down. Watching that fucker wreck this movie is shitty.
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yes he was. You can tell by the shit one line posts. He believes that brevity makes him more profound.
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Moto, my memories of the 'look' of these films doesn't stem from watching them too many times on VHS in the 80's, but rather enjoying them regularly on my HD Television via the up-scaling function on my DVD player. My problem is with Kaminski, and his relationship with light and glass. The Lost World, A.I. and Minority Report are prime examples of his sterile, clinical, soulless style, with his other efforts in the last 10 years only backing up my case. It's a real shame, because his work on Schindler's List was absolutely electrifying, enough so to make him The Berg's DP of choice from that day on. I thought we may have been in luck given the way Munich turned out (gritty, 70's, tough, had that rough and ready French Connection feel to the way it was shot) but alas, no, be back to shooting under laboratory conditions again. A real shame. Douglas Slocombe may not be gone just yet, but he'll certainly be spinning in his nursing home. For shame Steven! For shame!
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Raiders was great, though. Its the only classic of the bunch. The other two are... meh... at best.
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...did someone just post a link to the leaked full trailer? If so, where are the mirror sites? C'mon people, surely someone did something to preserve it before Paramount fucked youtube, right?
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Why don't they put that trailer up yet. I'm planning to watch the first three in the weeks running up to the release of this film. I understand some healthy skepticism, but some people just hate to hate. The worst part about this site are the primae facie "arguments" where people just declare this sucks, or that sucks. Why? Just because. Learn to put together an argument.
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are wildly off base. First of all, the films aren't even coming out around the same time so comparing them is a little ridiculous. However, if you are going to compare box office then Indiana Jones will probably win. It was voted the most anticipated film of the Summer on Fandango which bodes well. It is also lighter in tone which will attract a larger age range and audience. It will also make for better repeat business.
Mind you, I am not judging the quality of either film. For all I know TDK will be a classic and Indiana Jones will be a suckfest. Personally, I'm looking forward to both. I'm merely discussing the box office possibilities. -
2for2true smiles upon thee...
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...RighteousBrother! Thanks.
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...that trailer looked great! Old School Indy vibes like mad. Love the return of that awesome and very Jonesian punching sound when Indy socks that Soviet bastard.
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For my two cents, I don't care which wins at the box office, Indy or TDK. But if you're asking me to pick one, I'll go with Indy. He's been gone for almost twenty years and there's a lot of pent-up demand for his return. Whereas with Batman, he's been around in five movies since 1989, and thanks to Joel Schumaker, there were some forgettable outings. Plus, there's the simple fact that Indy will appeal to a broader audience. Myself for example, I'm taking the kids to Indy. Batman's too dark for kids.
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Check out the Indy trailer. It seems to have more CGI than I had hoped. I can't wait to see the HD version though.
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I for one don't think Temple of Doom sucked. Yes, it's darker in tone, and yes, there are "missteps" like with Willie screaming all the time and the movie being full of children and their antics. I suspect Steve wanted to incorporate more of the traditional serial adventure aspects of the "damsel in distress." Because Marion was certainly not that. Sure, the bad guys caught her (at least twice), but she was a tough chick who didn't take any shit. I guess they wanted Doom's "damsel" to contrast that. Which meant being more of a stereotypical hysterical woman in peril. But Doom itself was okay. Mola Ram was a cool bad guy, and visually he presaged Darth Maul. A couple of the stunt sequences (mine car, parachute life raft) were WAY over the top, but hey, I'm there for the ride.
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Yeah, I worried a little when I first saw the trailer and glimpsed the obvious CGI stuff, like the car chase along the cliffside. But I'm hoping that in the context of the bigger film, these sequences will pass quickly enough to not "break the spell" so to speak. Because I'm sure most of us, myself included, are checking out these trailers with vary critical eyes precisely because we have no idea what to expect, and because we care about the franchise and want it treated properly, storywise and cinematically / FX-wise. Lest there be a pencil jihad.
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Apr 30, 2008 8:03:53 AM CDT
Indy 4 will make MORE money DOMESTICALLY than TDK worldwide
by proman1984
Indy 4 will make MORE money DOMESTICALLY than TDK worldwide. This is fact. Batman Begins made less than $380 Million worldwide.
The new one will make less than $500.
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and that definitely gave me the Indy feeling. I'm still stoked for this.Are you bring your daughter to see Iron Man Abom?
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Best Action + Best Adventure ever.
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Judging what's "better" is SO subjective. Too many of a person's own tastes, expectations and cinematic whims come into play. It helps though, to consider these criteria in the aggregate. That's why I find rottentomatoes "fresh" ratings to be useful. I can say THIS, I'll probably really enjoy both movies, but Indy is the DVD that will warrant more repeat viewings at home. I'm guessing that like the other films in the trilogy, it'll just be more "fun." I agree with your BO prediction though, Proman. I'll probably see Indy at least twice in the theatre, once with my brother and at least once with my kids. Batman I'll probably check out only once, unless it's super-crazy good and blows my mind. Which I haven't ruled out.
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Yeah I'm really pumped about this Summer. With so many geek oriented films coming out this Summer I'm wondering why everyone is complaining. This is looking like it will be the best year for genre films since the eighties.
What I find absolutely amazing about the new Indy, and few people have mentioned this, is that a high profile film with an older man is actually paired with a love interest his own age. You just don't see this anymore. Does anyone remember Entrapment? I never saw it but the previews implied a romance between the skeleton of Sean Connery and Katherine Zeta Jones. Granted, that's not too far off from Katherine's actual love life, but it creeped me out nonetheless.
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An excellent point, and especially funny since of course Harrison ended up sacking up with that skinny thing who's like half his age.Entrapment = horrendous movie.Catherine Zeta Jones = tremendously hot.
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But get this. My wife and I are having a dispute of sorts lately about the types of movies I've let my daughter see. My wife thinks I'm pushing it too far, letting our nine year old see some stuff that might not be appropriate. And really, it's all MICHAEL BAY's fault. Seriously. And I'll tell you why. Remember that brief comedic scene in transformers where Shia's mom asks if he's masturbating? Yep. That's the scene that caused a ruckus at Abom's house.
Mind you, I took my daughter to see Transformers at the show. That particular scene passed quickly enough so that my daughter didn't ask about it. And both of us otherwise enjoyed the movie. But now that we have it on DVD at home, and she's seen it a couple times, Erin has asked what "masta-vating" means. And my wife has taken me to task for it. We've danced around the birds-and-bees talk with our daughter, because she's not quite ready for that. And I've defended myself by saying that movies like Transformers IS in fact okay for a nine year old. But it's unfortunate that in today's culture, a moviemaker like Bay thinks he needs to "hip" it up with a needless joke about jerking off. So now my wife is suspect about the content of upcoming movies like Iron Man. The commercial shows Tony and Pepper on top of each other making out. If that's the most risque the movies gets, I think my kid can handle it. But as you know, you can't promise to your spouse what content a movie will have when you haven't actually seen the movie. The best you can do is check the movie out yourself first.
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Yeah I forgot about Callista Flockhart. The man's a huge box office star, you would think he could do better than that.
I'm hoping that this will mark the beginning of a renaissance in Ford's career. After Indiana Jones he should get a part in a Peter Weir and Ridley Scott film respectfully. They managed to get great performances out of him (Mosquito Coast might be the best acting of his career). -
Seriously, some of those titles were sheer genius:
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I can see your wife's point of view on that. When I watched the movie I was like, why the fuck did they just throw in there? Masturbation joke? Stupid.I would think that you'll be okay with Iron Man, but again like you mention, convincing your wife otherwise could be hard.
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Consider this: A movie about a giant shark eating people. The movie features a girl being violently jerked about in the water till she dies, a boy being mauled on a raft, a severed leg, an eye popping out of a guy's dead head, and a surly sailor being bitten nearly in half and spewing blood everywhere. That was JAWS in 1975, and it was PG. Today, even with nary a "fuck" uttered in it, I'm guessing it would be R.
So, based on the earlier Indy movies, I'm guessing I can take my nine-year old in blindly to see the new Indy Jones movie. But I might have to see Iron Man for myself first. What's it rated? PG or PG-13? "Parental Guidance" as a rating doesn't really help parents much on its face, because in order to be informed and exercise that guidance, you've got to see the movie first. Otherwise, you just don't know, unless you've got something to base your judgement on, like earlier movies in a given franchise. -
and can knock out a few more good roles.We know the real Harrison is in there somewhere...set him free from his firewall!
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The funny thing is, I'd completely forgotten about the "masturbation joke" in the movie. So when I heard my daughter asking about the word, I immediately assumed she'd heard about it at school. When we gently goaded her into revealing where she heard it, she said "Transformers." And I was like, "Oh shit" because I knew she was right, and suddenly I was in hot water with the missus about the kind of trash I was letting my daughter see. Hey, I'm not gonna argue the artistic merits of transformers--we just went for the good time. But I guess I was unwilling to let a dumb jerkoff joke ruin what is otherwise a fun, adventurous movie for older kids. But yeah, I'm more cautious these days.
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Yes, 1982 was a great year. That year is revered here at AiCN.
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of movies that will be some great summer fare. Speaking of '82 Orcus, Conan keeps playing on cinemax, and I must, must watch it, no matter where I pick it up. I get my wife's usual response of "oh no, not again!"I tell her I'll shut it off only if she tells me the riddle of steel.
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Screening the movie beforehand is the only sure-fire way to know..Plus, if it's a good movie, you get to see it twice, guaranteed!
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The fact that you're even concerned about what your kid watches means you're doing a fine job. I used to substitute teach and you would be surprised at the stuff parents let their third graders watch (South Park The Movie and The Bride of Chucky).
Thinking back to my childhood, lots of the movies I watched were over my head and I don't think it was much of a problem. I'm not talking R-rated films, I'm referring to E.T. (I think the word douchebag is used but I could be wrong), Goonies, Adventures in Babysitting, and the like. I remember asking lots of questions about Look Who's Talking (I didn't realize at the time women could have kids without being married). I don't think any of these films had a negative effect on me.
I will say my parents didn't let watch R-rated films that weren't prescreened by them. And then only if they were important films like Dances With Wolves. So there is a happy medium. Kids like to feel a little grown up, which is good, but at the same time you don't want to take away their childhood by filling their head with too much adult crap. A while back there was an article in the New York Times about the value of letting your kids watch films with adult themes (not slasher films or anything like that) because it could provoke important conversations and get them to appreciate art. I tend to subscribe to this belief. -
I appreciate your thoughts on that. Because despite the awkwardness of my daughter hearing the word "masturbate" in a movie and asking about it, the fact is I know full well that my wife and I can't be more than a year or so away from having the "sit-down" talk with her.
My parents were overprotective as far as movies went. Probably a little too much so. Remember the movie "One Dark Night?" Probably not. It was a dumb horror movie about teens spending the night in a crypt. Came out in like '82 or so. Anyway, I recall at school that ALL the kids were going to see that movie. I couldn't go because my parents wouldn't let me. It was a PG movie, and I was at least eleven years old, but they gave me the veto based simply on the theme of the movie, which I guess they'd discerned from a TV ad.
It does get to be a tough, dicey job. Even GREAT GREAT movies like Rocky will drop a "screw you creepo" in there. I guess what it comes down to is, your parenting skills in all other secular areas of life come into play, because if your kid is raised well enough, they should be able to recognize a taboo / slang word or topic, even when it hits them for the first time, and afterwards I guess you have an intellectual discussion about it.
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I spent many years working at troubled schools or with troubled kids, and after a while it gets depressing. Good parents make me that much more optimistic about the world. Godspeed Abominable. I have to go get actual work done. I am shocked and amazed that a real conversation occurred in an Indiana Jones talkback. What's the world coming to?
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No gotham, ie trolls about...
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How did you like the movie?
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LOL--a fisting reference in Iron Man?! Ha! Can't wait to see what that's about. Thanks 4 the tip
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Dark Knight will OWN Indy, or Iron Man will kick Indy's ass. Can all you whiners get over yourselves and just enjoy the fact that some possibly great summer movies are about to arrive? They all look killer to me.
Possibly the best movie summer since the last Indy movie came out nearly 20 years ago.
Indy looks amazingly like Indy here. I'll be there opening day, and I will have fun. Even if it isn't a perfect movie, it's going to be entertaining as hell. Anyone thinking that Lucas and Spielberg set out to make a bad movie are freakin' idiots.
Just keep telling yourselves its going to be crap so you can be pleasantly surprised when its good. You all seem so desperate to block yourselves from Prequel Pain. It is just a movie, damn it!
Seems it doesn't matter how good or bad this movie turns out, a lot of you will bitch and moan anyway. Are you really that bitter and jaded?
Whine about Harry gushing about movies all you want, but at least he LOVES movies. Pretty much all movies. So many of you just have no love for the theater going experience, and that what Indy is all about - the love of the CINEMA experience and seeing a fun movie with a bunch of people who want to be there.
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Curious. How old is your son? Does he have a favorite in the SW series? Did you start him on ep4 or ep1?
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So deep is the fanboy loathing on AICN that it even becomes necessary to compare box office earnings for each film. Dark Knight moved more crappy toys! Iron Man sold more box office concessions! Indy caused Paramount's stock to skyrocket! Who gives a flying fuck? Sit your asses down and enjoy the movies already, will ya?
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He returns for the Final Crisis in DC UNIVERSE #0.
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I had a firend over with her 11 year old daughter, and we watched Raiders. I was 11 when I saw Raiders for the first time in the theater, and it was pretty much an eye opening event for me.
This 11 year old had never even heard on Indiana Jones. She has grown up on Transformers, and the much more quickly paced fast cutting movies of today, and while she liked the action - I think she was a little bored by the moments in Raiders that I think are so incredible - the queit moments that tell the "story".
Kinda sad. I just hope that this new Indy will inspire younguns to watch these "old" movies that we call classics.
Guess I'm just an ol' Fogie now, but I prefer the long shots and scene setting pacing to quick cuts and empty FX. I hope Spielberg is on the top of his game here, and can show people how it is done.
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PG's in the 80's used to have tits, gore and gratuitous violence. Sadly no more.
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Seeing as I tamed braffed the other day, I'm hoping we are over the worst of them now. Doubtful, but I'm hoping.
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the words "prequel trilogy" will be automatically punished with a donation to Daddy's beer fund. The wife hates it with a vengeance and has particular contempt for AOTC, so I'm hopeful that they will never get a viewing in casa del Jarv. I'm going to educate them with good healthy kids movies such as The Princess Bride and Flash Gordon- so they will have a solid understanding of the awesomeness of cheese.
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no-one gives a fuck about your pathetic pimping of some comic book wallet rape. Do you want to keep it to AICN comics where people will at least have a cue what you are going on about.
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they shall be raised in the glories of proper crap like I grew up with- athough I do kind of wince at showing them things like beastmaster.
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only joking, but I am going to make sure that they understand that Uncle Walt was a nazi, and therefore evil.
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You keep saying "thankfully I don't have kids...", and your liable to be saddled with one before you know it!
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oh-oh, the wife has been a bit stroppy recently*Jarv goes away to think of subtle way to ask her*
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waiting for this movie.
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bye-bye Beastmaster....
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don't put the kiddie mojo on me- a significant proportion of my cash goes on buying stuff that I clearly need and to the pub and I will be devastated to have to give that up. For some little sod that won't even be grateful that we own the crock of gore and the book of the dead.
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Amen!
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educate the "little sod" on the wisdom and power of the crock of gore and book of the dead. I cannot stress enough the importance of spreading the word of the Church of Chang.
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LALALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALASeriously, I've just persuaded the wife that a PS3 and GTA4 are necessary.
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it is just unfortunate that most of the holy works are not fit for sensitive eyes.
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since you have been able to have her sit through Leprechaun and whatnot..perhaps you can delay "judgment day" a bit longer.
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eyes that can see/deal with the truth. When the time is right, the little sods will know.
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sounds terrible, and mildly pornographic. I am going to make sure that my child says "Barney is a Cunt" on his/ her first day at school and also understands that bears are a danger and not at all cuddly. My kid shall know very early on that Hollywood lies about the noble bear.
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I applaud your good sense when it comes you 'rearin the youngins.
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although she did try to make me got to The Devil Wears Prada. I read the book, hated it, and had no desire at all to see the film. I didn't get why her Job was meant to be so crap, I've had worse bosses than that. She was basically just a spoilt cow.
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Fortunately, my daughter didn't ever get into them.
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Never read the book, caught the movie with my wife on cinemax, and she's just a stupid chick who decided the stupid job was more important than her boyfriend, then cheats on said boyfriend. Yeah, I feel real sorry for her..yeesh.
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Don't forget Capt featherstone, or whatever his name is. :-)
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I've just been reading about them on Wikipedia. They sound horrid. I'm amused though that they struggled with "artistic differences"
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Ford's delivery of the "Come on, genius" line is different than it was in the TV spot?
In fact, his voice all around sounds more Indy and young than it has in years.
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I meant, It's funny that we've sabotaged an Indy TB, we should save these musings for shit subjects such as narnia, or Harry's high school drill team shit.
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I did not, though since I'm at work the sound is at the bare minimum. I do agree though that this clip and trailer do seem more Indyish to me.
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that will be coming once the movie is actually released.The word of the all-mighty bear MUST be spread then. It is imperative.
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the most subversive children's TV ever made- the character names have gone down in legend: Master Bates, Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy. Apparently pugwash is Australian for felching as well, but I don't believe that. They sailed a ship called the Black Pig round and achieved fuck all. It was great.
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Tis the content that is important to such hijacks, mainly bears, Warwick, church of chang, Ash, flaming leg kicks, cheesy movies, etc.
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I told the missus about that in a moment of weakness and she responded with "why, who would want to watch that?" So I think I'm safe on that score.
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I have slim hopes that I will be able to get out of such hell that is SATC.Orcus, Bears in general have been demonized to cuddly, soft, furry animals when they should be represented in the media as flesh eating kings of the forest.
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and is one that every British Child of the 80's knows. By the time I was 8 the story went round the playground, and even though we watched it when we got home we still believed it.
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She hasn't liked it in years and hates the ginger one with a vengeance, so I was pretty confident I'd be safe. I did have my fingers crossed though.
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Nope Jarv, I've never run across Captain Pugwash or his Pugwashisms...
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...is it me or does everybody seem really really clean? Clean clothes...clean everything. No dust, dirt, grime, etc. A little sweat but that's it? Indy was beat to shit in the first one practically the whole time. Now it looks like he just walked out of a ll bean catalogue or someting. Not trying to hate...Raiders is classic, genius...despite the NECK but it's still distracting? Just me or what?
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http://tinyurl.com/6rdbnwAlthough there is a comment by you on it.
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Fortunately, my kids never got into the Wiggles either. They've seen the show a couple times, but I wouldn't have been shocked if they'd turned to me and said, "Dad, this is fuckin'gay." Give 'em a couple more years, and we'll be having Tremors marathons
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how to deal with a graboid, thanks to Burt. The stache never leaves a child behind.
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Hot potato hot potato, hot potato hot potato, potato, potato, po-ta-to! Somebody wake up Jeff...with a dick
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with the multiple threats that graboids present. I'm thinking about starting "re-education" camps, to teach people the true Changian way and the absolute necessity of proper, appropriate ammunition.
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I snorted coffee onto my screen then,4 minutes till i go to the pub.
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Make sure you bought in bulk, cause I think this summer is going to be filled with FLAMING LEG KICKS.
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my last presentation for class tonight, is the Prof is buying a round of beer at a bar down the road from school.Hey Jarv, isn't their a big match tonight or is that tomorrow?
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We are on a verge of a potentially supremely entertaining summer with many very exciting movies. Whatever your preferences are I just hope that this fact won't get lost in the needless fanboy wars. I sencirely hope that you find movies you absolutely love and will want to enjoy over and over again. So just relax and have fun. It's not "us against them". So don't be hating (especially premptively). If the products are good and companies make money than everybody wins.
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raising my son on the One True Path. He will turn four this July. So far, I think I'm okay. At any given moment, he thinks he's either Rocky or Spider-Man, he'll tell you he'll put you in a cage if he disagrees with you, and he randomly calls people "Idiot!" and he humps his stuffed dog animal at night. For a 3-year old, that's a manly agenda.
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but I don't give a fuck about either team and the competition is so fucking boring. It isn't a good example of football. The flip side, though is that every boozer will be rammed with moronic chavs. Apart from my local, because the landlord hates Football.
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have a good one guys
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I seem to have skewed the talkback into talk about kids, and what parents are going through. Cool... Personally, I think I might try an experiment and only show my kids black and white films for the first 8 years of their lives. Then shock their system with The Wizard of Oz.
I think it is a shame that a lot of the classic characters that were classic when I was growing up aren't even known by the younguns today. I remember staying home and watching Popeye, and Tom and Jerry cartoons, the "real" Looney Toons and classic 50's cheese like Buck Rogers, and Leave It To Beaver. There is a lot of history in those old shows. When I watch cartoons today they seem so joy-less, and mean spirited.
And what is with the hate for Walt Disney? The man was a true visionary genius. He single handedly changed entertainment in our world. Disney was a risk taker like none other in his time or ours. The man was and is the voice behind some truly incledible film. Just watch some of these recent "Walt Disney Treasures" DVDs - they are amazing.
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for my kids. Yes, the good ones, where they hit each other with shovels and rakes and shit. Not the ones where they're friends. Those are bullshit.
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also kicked ass. I don't think you'd see violence like that anymore, with Coyote killing himself 10x per episode in order to trap Roadrunner with some over complicated machiavellian device. Or ARE today's toons violent? I wouldn't know. We don't have cable, so my kids don't really watch non-DVD stuff
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The one and only. Of course, he always got blitzed by the humble Road Runner, but still, that was the smartest Coyote of all time.
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Acme seemed to sell a contraption for everything. Didn't they carry Roadrunner Traps?
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Apr 30, 2008 12:24:48 PM CDT
I mean it was patently unfair that R.R. could defeat a supergeni
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And just how did the Road Runner 'win'? He defied physics and had unearthly intervention! Just no freakin' way he should be able to escape from a boulder crashing down on him from a catapult, unless some mysterious - and invisible, 'finger from beyond' held the damn boulder down until he could escape, then flung the entire catapult BACKWARDS on to the unsuspecting super genius!
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And sued the paint off of ACME. He should have owned the company, after all the money he paid, and all the times he was victimized by shoddy workmanship.
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Yummy.
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After failing for years to eat a Road Runner.
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Just like I wanted Tom to finally get even with Jerry.
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"...no doubt about it, Indy Jones and TKOTCS is this year's chocolate-coated pussyjuice, sure to make you pop a boner, even if your boner is a chocolate-coated clitoris."
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Apr 30, 2008 12:38:34 PM CDT
This is a tribute to misunderstood genius, not an Indy TB
by toadkillerdog
Wile E. deserves some love.
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I certainly didn't root for roadrunner. Where the fuck was he running to, anyway, in such a hurry? It was not fair that Coyote could chase RR off a cliff, and RR would just stop right there, levitating in midair, perhaps letting out a taunting "Bleep-bleep" as Coyote plummetted to yet another death. Die, roadrunner, die
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into paintings and disappear into said paintings. I tells ya, he had the devil in him!
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where Wile E. had given up eating RR and simply just wanted to KILL him? Because when you drop a piano on a bird from off a cliff, or catapault a 55 gallon drum of gunpowder at it, there's not gonna be much left to snack on. Either way, Coyote should have used more ball bearing and duct tape
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from Ghostbusters 2 in that regard. Very frustrating. Coyote would put a matte painting of a tunnel opening up in front of a solid rockface, and RR would just dart right through the tunnel. Naturally, coyote would try to follow and sustain massive blunt force trauma from an oncoming train that magically appeared in said matte. It wasn't right
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I was haunted as a child by that sound. Always seemed to be harbinger of some unfair punishment about to be laid down on the lil toadkiller.
Wasn't my fault that that dumbass set his hair on fire, just because I gave him the matches. I did not tell him to light them!
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that darteth through walls, lacketh flight, yet walketh on the air? What devil's peacock be this thing, impervious to heat and fire, and lighter of foot than a rocket-powered sled?
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The super genius, in fact lost his little coyote mind after all the years of fruitless pursuit. He only wanted to turn the R.R. into bird paste and smear the remains on the traitorous mountainside cliffs that magically only fall on HIM.
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Who wouldn't throw on a pair of roller skates, throw a rocket on their back, and not think it would all work out in the end?Sound.Plan.
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Bleep!Bleep!I kid, I kid. You okay?
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Apr 30, 2008 12:57:58 PM CDT
Fortunately, Foghorn Leghorn helped me overcome the fear
by toadkillerdog
I can now watch an R.R. without cringeing, or wondering if there will be any payback from my brother after 25 years.
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Switch over.
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how has this not been made yet.
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predates Indy Jones by almost 100 years, in fiction anyway. But in print Alan was not portrayed as a notably dashing guy. Rather, on screen he'd look more like the hunter from Jumanji. It wasn't until Indy Jones that Alan Quartermain was given a bigscreen "facelift" with Richard Chamberlain playing a more likeable version of the (anti) hero. That said, Jones would hand him his ass every time.
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Indy would slap him around like the little bitch he is.
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uck happened to this Indy thread. I came here to get away from my kids, not talk about the pleasantries of parent hood. BTW, the bootleg trailer is what we've all been waiting for!
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you came TO this website to get away from children?
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And yes, you are correct. The new trailer is most definitely Indy, though I wish they layed off the CGI a bit.
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The finkman. The finkmeister. The fink-o-rammalammadingdong. What's up!
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It's Kirsten Dunst's birthday GODDAMMIT
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Orcus, the other Indy thread is useless I think. Callbacks? Jesus...
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in fact, Alan's such a wuss he's probably a nazi pinko communist. Even at 60, Jones will trounce on him
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I did mention Jumanji a couple posts ago in this TB, and Dunst was in that, so if it's her b-day, them's her props.
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The stache would overwhelm the poor son of a bitch...
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I could present her with the Iron Man in my pants that the new Indy movie gave me.
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She's mentioned again. Happy b-day Dunst.
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Why so serious Kirsten?
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ammunition indiscriminately. What a dunce.
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Peter / Spidey screams "MJ!!" or "Hold on Mary Jane!" in the Spidey movies, I could buy her dinner on her birthday
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she likes that.
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She could pass for 50.
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instead of Iron Man, not that I'm not really looking forward to Iron Man. But for us old folks, it's goddamn Indy!
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Old enough. Muahahahahahhaha
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Quartermain may have hunted alot of shit, but he'd be Graboid meal by 9:30 am while Burt was kicking ass.
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Abom. Bomerino. The Abomberman. Mr. Abombastic.
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Yes, I'm that slow. Holy fuck. Holy fucking shit. That's how you make your fucking Indy trailer. It felt like Indy, it looked like Indy. I even loved the music!
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I'm dubious about IM> Rreading Mori's review gave me a bit of hope for it, but my expectations are still pretty humble for it, overall. BUT, if the movie's good afterall, I've lost nothing. If it turns out to be disappointing, it probably only makes Indy look even better when I see it since my most recent movie-going experience will have been "less than impressive".
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and now can't join us here during the day. You guys seen braffed around lately? I haven't been on AICN too much this week, but I don't know if I've seen the dipshit pop up anywhere. Maybe his Dad finally tied him up, like he always wanted.
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she looks at least 10 years older.
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tomorrow at 8:00pm. It's a guy in a metal robot fighter costume! Who could ask for more?!
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That's what I wanted more of in the first trailers. Then again, maybe this newest one only seemed as good as it did because of the earlier, crappier ones. And this one confirms the suspicion of the "rocket sled" thing.
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I like what I've seen so far, but have been let down and fooled enough before. I just want my expectations to stay low so that I can come out of it (hopefully) saying, "I knew Downey would be good, but ya know, that whole movie really WAS better than I expetced" and feel good about how I spent my $22.
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of my list, but what the hell, I'd bang 10 years out of her. And right at the crucial moment, when we're both about to climax, my eyes would gaze skyward and I would let loose my victory cry:
HOLD ON MARY JANE!!
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Kloipy's employer moved his office a few weeks ago and when they did, he essentially lost his internet abilites from there. Last I heard he was contemplating going 2True all over that place, but since I haven't seen anything come up on Fox News or MSNBC yet, I have to assume they just haven't discovered the bodies yet. Kloipy's smarter than that.
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I absolutely DO NOT mean this in any pedophilic-Braffed context, but I thought she was cuter as a kid than now. She just sorta grew up "average" looking and boney.
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though, it seems to be the trend in the acting world. Other than catepillar eyebrows that could fly her across the Pond, she turned out to be pretty good looking.
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your answer to Braffed...http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36509
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I know what you mean--she WAS a cute girl, but she's kinda boned / fangfaced out a little. If I had to choose a teeny girl actor /singer to bang today, I suppose I would choose Hilary Duff. Right combo of looks and wholesomeness for me. I would bang the Lizzie Macguire right out of her
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Apr 30, 2008 2:26:48 PM CDT
if I can manage it, I'll definitely see Iron Man this weekend
by just pillow talk
Everything I've seen about it looks great, but Indy is Indy.
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If Steve Spielberg came to me and said, "Hey, we're gonna make three more Indy movies. But the trick is, you have to buy your tickets TODAY," I'd start throwing money at him. It's not like he needs to give a sales pitch for Indy.
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If I heard Spielberg behind closed doors saying, "Well we tried, but this new Indy movie is definitely the shittiest of the lot," I'm STILL gonna be there opening night. And then I'm gonna FUICKinANAL damn there goes my Tourettes agaiinipple!
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tonight to scrub your little Iron Man. She's not Mary Jane tonight, she wants to be Pepper Potts.
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mall and nab the local kids stealing, and I'd still watch that movie.
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should do something for kloipy, pending fatherhood. I was thinking like, send him a fellow warciple movie card or some shit so he can get his movie jones this summer while he still can. As a show of manly solidarity and defiance of his non-access to internet at work.
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I'd prepay for Indy tickets for another 3 movies just b/c I love Indy. I really want to enjoy this new one, but regardless, it'll be unconditionally "loved" as part of the Indyverse regardless. I'm not one of those guys who can love Raiders, but "hate" ToD, or vice versa (which blows my mind even more!)
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Let the jihad begin....
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Since you mentioned it, I've never been real huge into Gweneth Paltrow. Good actress, but not super-hot. I liked her a lot in Duets, but there's a part where she sings onstage, and she looks so skinny and her emaciated hip bones are jutting out. But that was a few years ago, and she looks quite good in the Iron Man trailer. So when Gwen is done cleaning up in your yard, FedEx her my way if you would
If Indy does something to Mutt in this movie as far as symbolically passing the baton, I might puke. I'm thinking of the scene at the beginning of Crusade when that one dude puts his hat on young Indy. If Indy gives up his Fedora, especially to Shia, I think I'll have an aneurism and expire dejectedly in the movie theater. -
whatever you guys decide, count me in to help
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I'm plannign to phtoshop together some "holy images" and have them coming to the "kin of Kloipy" ala the Three Kings to the manger.
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and it's true, I'm pretty much conditioned to like this one too. Though if it sucks, then I'll admit as much. I'd equate it to Spidey 3. I really, really enjoyed the first two, but the third could not be forgiven. I'm not trying to equate the two movie franchises, just the feelings going into the latest installment.
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Ezzactly. Some children grow up to be lawyers and doctors (Raiders). Others don't, but it's not like you disown them (Temple, Crusade) just because they do their own thing
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a boulder falls on Shia. No torch passing today!
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Apr 30, 2008 2:44:07 PM CDT
since Jarv is almost done with the holy scriptures...
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I can think of nothing better than to be able to peruse through the musings of the holy trinity. Think of the knowledge that can be bestowed upon Kloipy Jr.!
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that it would be funny if Barack Obama's running mate were Mola Ram. How'd you like to see that on a ballot? Obamarammalammadingdong
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to the manger birthplace of the child borne with a full Chuck Norris moustache
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wow, I'm just fucking speechless. Utterly speechless
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She was just over and I was teaching her the fine art of gardening. I put my pepper in her potts.
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take a proofreading class. ever
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Imagine the marketing campaign to be had!Finky, remarkable, is it not?
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possibly the "best" I've seen her look in a long while. And I really don't know why that is.
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I'm just....astounded. I didn't read the WHOLE TB, just the end where he concedes to the truce, but I would love to knwo what caused him to change his trollishness so abruptly? Boredom?
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he got from us. Can he just have gotten tired of it? I mean, he never really had any "bone to pick" to begin with.
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he was projecting their holiness, which in turn led to an "awakening" within Braffed. It was a Christmas Miracle.
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taken his place.Gotham_NightDannyGloverMcFly in the ointmentAnd then you have the messenger (who's message sometimes strays) of 2for2true: Queefer Bukkake.
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but still, his inane drivel drives people crazy.
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Both names you called me are accurate. Nice work.
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XiWow, I'm hoping we take one measly game. Right now we are getting butchered by the Pirates.The goddamn Pirates.
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Also the author of "why Aliens is a complete redo of Alien".
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I'm surprised Alli hasn't posted here today...
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You have proved yourself inept in every talkback I have seen you in. I'm almost impressed that you never say anything insightful because that goes against the law of averages. But since you've now addressed me personally..... Yes, Lucas IS bitter. He has already faced sky-high expectations and hit a grand-slam. The expectations for THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK were as high as any movie has ever faced, and the film delivered. The expectations for the Prequel Trilogy were also that high, but they didn't deliver. It's not rocket science. And yes, AVATAR will change cinema forever. You have no idea what you're in for. I'll be looking forward to saying "I told you so".
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for NoDiggity's diatribe on Indiana's hat was from one of the Indy TBs late last year. I don't remember specifically which one, but if I know Orcus, you're just the man for the job to figure it out. There aren't too many Indy TBs from 3rd or 4th quarter last year.
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better than Raiders.
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almost ruined by a troll at the very end, unfortunately the holy scriptures are too unweildy for my shitty work computer, so I am doing them at home, and bloody BT still won't fix my internet
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what with him just having a kid and all.
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the man not the corporation. Although the corporation is pretty evil as well. I'm not opposed to disney per se, and will gladly show mini-jarv the mighty Jungle Book, but it's the post 1990 Disney that I think sucks and is tantamount to child abuse
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I'm writing a parable at the moment about how the great satan Braffed was humbled by the power of the holy trinity and forswore to resolve his trollish ways. But I can't quite get it to sound biblical enough yet. I'll have it fixed soon/
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on darkhorizons.com, looks much better than the original one IMO
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Pretty rudimentary. Just cuts of bits of the movie, like a mishmash of bits. no rhythm or flow to it. or about the story etc.
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But I watched the majesty of DEATHSTALKER last night. Truly, truly dreadful in all the right ways. Jarv's review: Deathstalker is one of the maligned 80's sword and sandals nonsense movies. However, unlike Beastmaster or Hawk the Slayer or many other pf this Genre, Dethstalker lacked even the slightest semblance of a plot. I would like to spoil this masterpiece of cheese, but feel that this would be impossible- just watch out for truly dire special effects, terrible acting, gratuitous sex and boobs, pigmen, a sorecerous villain without a clue, plan or purpose (and a tattoo that kept shifting sides of his head), a sex changing henchman that deathstalker tries to fuck, and a climax that just leaves you asking what? Simply magnificent- get some beers and prepare to chuckle.
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May 01, 2008 6:32:00 AM CDT
I can only hope Deathstalker will make an appearance
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on cinemax soon then.It sounds...enlightening.one9deuce, your first two lines of your post cracked me up dude...
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of the old school. But he finds a female barbarian sidekick who wanders around nekkid but for her cape. And did I mention that there is mud wrestling?
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I can't emphasise this enough. More films should have naked women mud wrestling. And pigmen. Pigmen are good too.
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MUD WRESTLING!!!!!It is a pretty terrible film by any standards but I was almost in tears laughing at it- especially because the wife kept saying things like "why is she having sex with him while the old man watches" These questions have no answer, the people making it sure as fuck didn't know. Make sure you watch out for the moving tattoo. Stupidity and sloppy filming at it's finest.
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but it is worth watching- it's all so po-faced. And they had so many great ideas that they just didn't follow through with- King: Go and rescue my daughter DS: No. I'm not stupid King: But you're a heroDS: A hero and a fool are the same thingThen he rides off. But inexplicably, later in the film he starts to actually try to rescue the princess. The whole film is full of knuckle-headed continuity gaps like this. It's great.
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^ THAT WAS ALLUDING TO THE AUSTRIAN GUY SHOW SIRED 7 CHILDREN
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with his basement dwelling daughter ... I should've put that better. Sorry!
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Congrats, DocPaz! Now you join the ranks of Warciple Paternity, as kloipy shall soon. I'll see the new Indy trailer tonight in front of Iron Man. Shit, now that I think about it, I should wear a diaper tonight.
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Praise the Knowles!
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Mrs. Pazuzu sure is busy!
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May your loins produce many more. With the same woman of course.
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praise the trinity. It was their power that reformed him.
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And I forgot to say- Deathstalker's sidekick looks like a stoned Mark Hamill.
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That's how it went down ... hehe j/k
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Now that's a soul in need of saving.
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Even Batman is powerless to stop that troll....
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and if that doesn't work let us pray that the Holy trinity smiteth the little shitbag into subatomic particles.
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but from what I understand, Mrs. Kloipy has just a few months for her new changite to gestate
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Crazy Q addressed you. Me thinks we are going to have to reign him in somehow....
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what is funny is that one of my fondest memories is seeing S&S in the cinema when I was very young because my mother fucked up and thought she was taking me to some disney thing. You would never get a film like that rated PG nowadays.
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Iron Man is at 94% on RT. I've been reading good reviews, and I'm sure that rating will drop a couple points over the next week, but hey, I'm impressed! I'll see for myself later.
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My prediction: Delgado goes 0 for the series, Beltran strikes out looking with the winning runs on base for one of the games, the bullpen blows at least 2 of the 3 games.Welcome to the '08 Mets.
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I'll expect your review first thing tomorrow morning...
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and every review over here has been totally "meh". I think it is because we just don't know who he is.
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and nothing, and I mean nothing, matches up to his schizophrenic posts about mashing people's nutsacks or fucking people's heads in the hole he created from punching them. I mean really, what superhero can compete with that?
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I've always been a bigger Spidey fan that Iron Man. But I've always respected Downey and dug his acting, whereas I never got into Tobey much (granted, the only other Tobey movie I saw was Cider House). I guess what I'm saying is I have faith that Downey brought all the necessary elements to Tony Stark's character. Plus, being closer to 40 than 30, I can relate more to Downey's "adult" superhero and adult problems. Not, ohmygod, will I ever get the girl?
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and I predict will have the lead when he leaves in the sixth. But there in lies the problem, him leaving in the sixth. Take your pick: Sosa, Heilman, someone will screw it up and give up 3 runs in the seventh and you guys win that game like 5-3.
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but I've got a feeling Iron Man will surpass any of the Spidey movies.
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is the harbinger of the Apocalypse. He will rouse a slumbering 2True and the force of their battle shall cleft the world asunder. Leaving only a forlorn eraser from a #2 pencil floating through the void. Luckily Burt has it in him to remake creation.
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we really are very, very good at this.
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if 2for2true and crazy Q appeared in the same thread. The four horsemen would not be far behind...
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He hunts them down when he's bored.He can make a species extinct simply by making a threat.
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and creating havoc on the bases.
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to see 2true and Judge Q in some sort of deathmatch. And it certainly would be a deathmatch
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Though of course life as we know it would end, so there is that drawback...
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I wonder how much drugs we could buy. There would be no point spending it on anything worthwhile, what with it being the Apocalypse and everything.
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for shits and giggles.
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Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale...time to have a little pillow talk.
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because it's the end of the world anyway. I'd also eat a panda burger.
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Bastard ruined Resident Evil.
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A beautiful, limited edtion, one million dollar Ferrari. And after he totaled it, he took a picture standing next to it, like it was a twelve point buck he had just bagged. I almost cried.
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have you been fortunate enough to see some of Queefer Bukkake's musings (aka whacked out crazy talk)?
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Unbelievable. And Jackie, what the hell you doing with those shades?
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Enlighten me to this Queefer Bukkake
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do you not know the price of such blasphemy- you shall be smote most horribly with the pencil of destrution before being cast unto the pit, there to have your genitals feasted on by a graboid for the next 1000 years. Or else they'll send their messenger Judge Q to sandpaper your ear off and then fuck the bloody hole.
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but that was just sad. An Enzo Ferrari. Wow, Eddie Griffin. Just...wow.
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arguably the angriest geek on this site. His hyperbolic rage borders on insanity and he pollutes every TB with some of the most descriptive, gratuitous and frankly inventive threats that I've ever seen. Items used include razor wire, shotguns, his own penis/ fist, cinderblocks and so forth. He's badly in need of a spliff.
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Where is your god? Why does he not smote me now? Why should he wait and allow my blasphemous blaspheme to continue unfettered? "2true is dead"--Malloy
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Your idle taunts are nothing to him. But you are probably risking an almighty pencilling.
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old as it is keeps closing the gap on Transformers. I'm already bored by the idea of a TF2 and the incessant bickering that will come with it.
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A slave to your own fear of annhilation vis a vis pencil.
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While your insolence is disturbing, please take a gander at the following threads to witness the craziness that is Queefer Bukkake:http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36576
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36520
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I do fear the pencil, everybody should feel the pencil. FOr when 2true yells "shitheel" in a crowded cinema and jams it into your soft throat just to see the blood fountain in the air, then you too shall know to fear the pencil.
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"By the third one I wanted to rape Frodo with a shotgun and blow my load through the top of his head" I'm not one for ubercrude humor, but that's hilarious.
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"I'd like to punch your eyes out with a high powered hose, then strip the skin from your skulls and roll your heads in salt." You gotta give it up for originality. It's certainly more interesting than Suit and Tie's dullwitted ravings.
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"I find your [sic deleted] faith disturbing" --Darth Vader
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He has a refreshing looniness about him.2for2true was really the one who killed Darth by the way...what is the power of the force compared to a #2 pencil?Answer: Nothing.
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is that he's a sort of anti-troll. If you look at the cretins he deals with it's always braffed, Gotham and other such pondscum. So although his polemics are dimwitted, they fit perfectly onto his taregt- so much so that Glovedone was actually reduced to mimicing them back like some six year old.
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of...dare I say it...skull fucking. Look here: You are not worth Michael Caine's smegma, and I should punch a hole in the side of your head and fuck your brain out the other side.
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What a complete shithead.
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So it doesn't really work for me.
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I'm not sure if medication would really help his "situation". He seems to have multiple personalities.
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with one stabbing motion from 2for2true. Then Q would fuck them all in the holes created from the pencil stabbings.
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And I come back...and who am I greeted by? Danny Glover's Dick Blood? Where did he come from? Has his handle been here for a while? Because every time I read it I want to throw up
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is that he is legion. He's already owned up to at least 2 people being Q. This leads me to believe that Q is actually an underground army of nutters with a skull fucking fetish. Some of the shit that comes out of his mouth is frightening
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but the all time best was the beatdown that me and DocP handed out to diggers over Alien=Aliens. I was banging my head on the table in frustration at him.
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But remember: "If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed." Also, "Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky...with number two pencils. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will stab your eyes out with a number two pencil, stick them in all of your orifices where you will forever be stabbed, tortured and where you will suffer, and be stabbed, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
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I'm not sure if he had a previous handle or not, but he's a despicable poster.
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He's a black hole of hope and all that is good in the world...
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at the fringes there are several sub-categories of troll: 1) Pointy Heads- Nodiggity and Ringwearer9 are prime examples of this- they have some form of rudimentary intelligence but completely waste it with anorak level obsessiveness over minutiae. They also make things worse by refusing to give an inch on any of their frankly ludicrous points. 2) Psychopaths. There are several inhabitants of the AICN jungle that definately qualify for care in the community. They represent Top Predator in the troll ecosystem. 2true (despite divine status) and Queefer being two notable members. Again, they have some rudimentary intelligence but their serious personality issues mean that not only is violence the first option it's the only option. The mistake they make is that they make their death threats over an anonymous medium and are probably fat, spotty gimboids that couldn't fight sleep 3)Offensive names- Dannyglover or I kick Tits are examples of this. Age= 13, sense of humour= nonexistant. They seem to think that picking a grossly offensive username is funny. It isn't. No intelligence to speak of, and lack any redeeming features whatsoever. 4)Die-hard haters. I am Batman, Underoos. No matter how fucking good something is these cretins automatically despise it. And their reasons for hatred are so utterly arbitrary. They have similar problems to pointy-heads in that they will never admit somethings, but have a far greaty propensity to resort to insults and sulking. 5)Conspiracy freaks. Too many of these to mention but homewrecker is a great example. Completely bat shit insane. Lock themselves in a trailer butt naked apart from a tinfoil hat. Thankfully they only turn up to argue stupidly over 9/11.Evil, loathsome bastards. And yes, it is pretty obvious I'm thinking of Animalstructure. A truly repellent bottom feeding breed of troll. HAve some high intelligence which allows them to perform the most staggering mental gymnastics ans justify some of the most nauseating opinions in TB history. Best avoided as the stench never comes out. I think that's all of them
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May 01, 2008 10:59:14 AM CDT
make sure you include this in the holy scriptures...
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Under "Shitheels and Infidels".
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May 01, 2008 10:59:21 AM CDT
I would add Silverfinger to the Evil, Loathsome Bastards
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7)Title Spammers. Annoying insignificant breed of troll. Exist solely to pepper the TB with unfunny one line jokes based on the title of whatever film the rest of us are talking about. USS Cygnus is a good example. 8)Common or garden troll. Spotted in every TB. Completely harmless. Only seeking attention. Will go away if ignored.
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hmmm...wonder if he has a new handle?
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but I was never convinced that he wasn't AnimalStructure trying to garner support. I'd also add that AnimalStructure is now BraneRobot. MOrbidObesity is another fucking nazi that fits in that group.
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but more vocal in the TBs that last month
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May 01, 2008 11:09:24 AM CDT
Jarv - can't wait to see what you've written on King of Queef
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Harbinger of Geek Anger
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It was originally about Queef as messenger for the gods and now it is the book of revalation where the angry angel turns against the trinity. It's a collection of some of Queefer's more batshit moments and a fight. I'm quite pleased with it, but it needs a bit of pruning.
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May 01, 2008 11:11:28 AM CDT
Jarv, where would you classify "TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION"?
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he's sorta anti-troll, no?
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to quote an old-time AICN TB line: such a fan. Can't wait.
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"revalation"= Revelation. Damn it. And I've included Braffed's Damascene conversion where he relinquishes his trollish ways having been blinded by the glory of Burt's Stache.
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"Queefer B = this year's Little Miss 2for2true?"
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they basically have the same schtick. The reason they aren't trolls is that they are genuinly funny and don't pepper every TB. Chrism is a persecution complex loony on the right
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The wife's out with some of her horrible friends that I'm banned from talking to. Apparently I got drunk and was rude to one of the stuck-up bitches last time (They all think SATC is aspirational telly. So I've got the flat to myself. See you tomorrow.
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when I read it yesterday after JPT pointed out braffed's "relinquishment", I was literally dumbfounded. I don't know what you did, but talk about showing somebody "the light".
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May 01, 2008 11:16:15 AM CDT
Later, Jarv. Have fun in the "bachelor pad" for a few hours
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as soon as I could get him to venture an opinion. He's sort of a reverse Memories-of-murder in that Memories was full of stupid hypocritical opinions and would never shut up about them. Braffed has opinions but is too scared to venture them after the absoute kicking he got in the obit TB's.I didn't think it would be that easy though. I was simply flabberghasted. He must have been ready to give up. Interestingly, he hasn't resurfaced since then, which leads me to believe he had no interest in film whatsoever.
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have a good one guys
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before I go- check out that dickhead Beyondstatic in the Hulk TB. "Paralells with my own life" indeed. Some people just ask for it.
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If for no other reason than your classification of Trolldom and Psychopaths.
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schtick may do for the unrighteous like flying spaghetti monster.but to know a true quantum singularity, is to know TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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No, you also have unfocused anger at random posters (which I saw in the Iron Man thread your reasons for it), which still does not excuse it.Are you trying for more than just the offensive name?
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NOW this thread is complete.
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Are you drinking right now? Ever think about switching your internet provider?And you going through a divorce won't mean shit to posters when you tell them to fuck off just for the sake of being a dick. Sorry your life is in the shitter right now, but don't you think dealing with that shit would be better if you just focused on the movies you love or something?Ever think of maybe taking up a hobby to divert your mind from what's going on?
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No problem dude. See, you're kicking it in the Hulk trailer thread. Thatta boy, that's all I'm asking.
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i'll throw you the whip.
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that's awesome!
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a sequence in the new Indy where Shia gets impaled, and Indy nods his hat and says, "Adios, Mutt"?
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Have you just been a writer or done anything else in the industry?
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So any other 'notables' that have been a part of films you've worked on?
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He said "us." At least it was plural in number, so it's not like he said "I" or "me"
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I mean, I dig what HE (Orcus) is saying. Being true to yourself is important, so if Orcus holds true to himself then there is nothing they can't accomplish
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you're embarassing us
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as an amateur screenwriter (yeah, I finished one measely screenplay after three classes in 2006/2007), I still respect that you've gotten shit written and produced, regardless of quality. At east you've gone the distance a few times, which is more than ost people can say.
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fuck me
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Pick up the kids. Feed 'em. Then, Iron Man.
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Although it does conjure up the image of a massive flood of porposes all speaking in unison in the third person. Not sure why that is.
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look forward to your review tomorrow. It'll be the 45th one on this site!
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PWNED by Dr. Jones!
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Alright folks, Rickey's out for the duration of the week. Everyone, enjoy your Iron Mensch.
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Ignore him Xi.Not to be trusted!
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most we already know but here goes. spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kidnapped by Russian agents, Indy is taken to Hanger 51, the U.S. government’s top-secret military installation, where he is forced to help search for a mysterious artifact that can unleash incredible psychic powers. But using his whip and his wits, Indy fights his way to freedom, determined to keep the mysterious artifact out of Soviet hands.
In this quest to uncover the secrets of the Crystal Skull, Indiana Jones races against the evil Irina Spalko. With the help of the young and rebellious Mutt Williams, Indy destroys much of the Russian forces and takes the rest on a deadly chase through the Peruvian jungle, leading to a final confrontation at the Lost Temple of Akator.
In an ancient conquistador’s tomb, Indiana Jones and Mutt Williams uncover a clue to the secret of the crystal skull, only to be ambushed by a trio of skull-faced warriors. Intent on protecting the lost Temple of Akator, the warriors battle with poison darts, aiming to make Indy and Mutt permanent residents of the ancient cemetery.
As the Soviet Union’s foremost expert on psychic powers, Spalko’s understanding of the untapped potential of the human mind is matched only by her skill with a sword. Beautiful, cunning and ruthless, Spalko leads a secret force of Russian commandos on a mission to find the Crystal Skull and harness its power in order to achieve Soviet domination.
As the Russians plow their way deeper into the jungle, the local wildlife gets stranger and stranger, influenced by the ancient energies flowing from the lost city of Akator. Alerted by panicked shouts from elsewhere in the column, Dovchenko turns to find himself surrounded by giant fire ants. He must fight his way free, or be painfully consumed by the immense insects! Pose the weapon in his hands to stage him in a showdown against the giant fire ants!
Preferring his motorcycle to his classical education, his switchblade to a school uniform, Mutt Williams never much cared for prep school life. But when he makes an enemy of the sinister Irena Spalko, a Russian commando and sword-master, his years of fencing lessons pay off. Deep in the Peruvian jungle, they match swords and tactics with ruthless precision, neither one prepared to accept any outcome but victory.
Deep in the Peruvian jungle, Mutt and Indiana Jones attempt to escape the Russian soldiers holding them prisoner, but find that the jungle holds dangers of its own. The pair must brave quicksand, snakes, and terrifying giant insects before they can make their way to their final destination: the Lost Temple of Akator.
With this leather jacket and switchblade, few would suspect that Mutt Williams has a classical education worthy of an ivy-league graduate. But when he finds himself caught up in the quest for the Crystal Skull, Mutt must draw on all his resources – including his fencing skills – when he crosses blades with the deadly Irina Spalko.
Serving under Colonel Dovchenko, these Russian commandos were hand-picked for their combat experience and unswerving dedication to the Soviet Union. From the Nevada desert to the jungles of Peru, these veteran soldiers stop at nothing to achieve their goals.
For thousands of years, these warriors have protected the Lost Temple of Akator from all outsiders. Though armed only with the most primitive weapons, their savagery in battle and knowledge of the Hidden City make them the fearsome opponents for any adventurer who dares uncover the secrets of the Crystal Skull.
In reckless pursuit of the lost city of Akator, a Russian convoy uses the Jungle Cutter to hack through the dense Amazon jungle, careless of the wreckage they leave in their wake. Despite seeming indestructible, the Jungle Cutter is eventually destroyed by Indy with one well-placed shot from a rocket-powered grenade.
Swing into action-packed excitement as you stage your own Indiana Jones adventures and discover the dangers of Akator! Navigate the Indy and Ugha Warrior figures through the scaled-down temple as seen in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie. Help Indy “blast” his way into the temple through the breakaway door, dodge deadly boulders and escape the “quicksand”! Swing past danger on the tree and help Indy climb his way to the top of the ancient, “vine”-covered sanctuary as he thwarts off the evil Ugha Warrior! Find the treasure and help Indy escape down secret steps.
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I think we could do with another few. Sheesh.
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today- seeing as there is bugger all news and I have no work.
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or maybe I could write up the whole jungle. That might be good. I'm rambling now because I haev a horrid hangover. The wife was out, so I went home with some beer, a takeaway curry and rewatched the glory of Tremors. The hangover came from staying up late and watching the current group of fucknuts wrecking/running the country get absolutely clobbered in the elections. And watching the propaganda wing of the Labour party- the BBC- try to make out it wasn't that bad.
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odious witches the lot of them, work at the BBC. Despite, being nice, an upper middle class upbringing they think that it is moral to vote Labour. I hate Champagne socialists- a complete group of fuckers that deserve to be fed to the graboid.
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that'll do for now.
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landmarks should always be celebrated.
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the coverage. This month it's Iron Man. I'll be curious to see the amount of reviews that Indy gets, I would think it would be along the same lines, though maybe not.
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May 02, 2008 6:25:23 AM CDT
I'm excited that I got the following movies in from Amazon...
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Original War of the Worlds, the combo of Them! and Beast from 20,000 fathoms, and the combo of War Gods of the Deep and At the Earth's Core. I've actually never seen the last two, so I untold riches in store for me.
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should read so I have untold riches in store for me.Time for coffee.Or a drink.
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lucky boy
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the multiple vioces of Q, And that's just the ones outside his head
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the Q crazytrain...
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I compliment your highly amusing and insightful breakdown of trolldom and psychotics here on AICN. What I have observed, during my first few weeks here, is that some of the more extreme voices, be they left leaning or right ward, tend to drive the TB's in fascinating and hysterical - and I mean that in both the classical psychotic derivation, as well as the colloquial humorous interpretation -intentional or otherwise, directions. It seems that the longer lasting TB's are when the looney emerge, and it becomes a pile-on to see who can layeth the smacketh down the most.
This is especially so with regard to the political TB's. Actually, quite a few of the TB's turn political even when the subjects are seemingly politically neutral.
I know, I find myself drawn to the political as well, because I enjoy a good stimulating debate - ok, I know this is AICN and it can be like trawling through 100 foot deep sewage to find a 1/4 carat diamond, before you are likely to stumble onto someone who does not immediately insult the ancestry of your grandmother, your second cousin, and your dog, all in the same breath. But still, even when the looney's and the truly scary trolls emerge from their caves, and start frothing, it makes for some funny reading! -
I like posting here because of the variety of posters- you have got a massive variety of people. Frankly if the TB wasn't so entertaining I don't think I'd come here. It's the fact that it can skew from Narnia-animal genitals-torture porn- warwick-bears that makes it brilliant.
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over at CHUD?http://tinyurl.com/4vhenn (courtesy of MNG...)I think his comment was on page 4.
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the talk above of why we choose to come to talkback land. We have our own version of Sleestacks...
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Sleestacks were despicable creatures, creepy as hell too. I see nothing has changed.
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" vote to keep them, because I am only starting to read CHUD, and like the board, but I believe it needs MORE to attract readers, not LESS. Your big competition is from AINTITCOOL.NEWS, and they have fabulous talkbacks, and their talkbacks bring in a nice percentage of their hits. And guess what ... most of the main writers on that board HATE the talkbacks, HATE the Talkbackers. Just because it may bring in elements that annoy or upset the main article writers does NOT mean that it isn't entertaining for readers, and that it is NOT generating hits on the site. I've been reading the amazing "You Got it All Wrong" lists, which are a FANTASTIC effort, really, FANTASTIC, and, yes, a lot of the reactions in the talkbacks were negative, stupid, uninformed, but still INTERESTING. It's an added entertainment to see people react to articles, even if they are boneheaded, stupid, insulting. This means Added interest in your site. Write great articles, and let the Talkbackers do their thing. Don't be so afraid of being "undermined" in the eyes of the Film Industry that you kill the goose that lays the golden egg ... hits on your site. The more people who hit the site, whether they enjoy and appreciate your articles, or enjoy and appreciate the obnoxiousness of the Talkbackers, the more your articles and your site's importance is increased. There is a REASON that Aintitcool.com has not eliminated Talkbacks after all the years of abuse they've suffered from them, and it isn't just kind-hearted tolerance (though some would definitely like to eliminate them totally because their poor little feelings get hurt too easily). Their Talkbacks increase hits on their site. I say, if it's about what's good for the site, KEEP the Talkbacks. Ignore the advice of the person in the Film Industry who tells you to get rid of them. The fact that he brought it up at all, was annoyed, means something about them aroused him enough to say something. Got him to respond, participate. You WANT that, not the reverse, not placid, non-caring, non-visiting. Do what AINTICOOL did, have a registering option for Talkback. Talkback allows immediate response. Your Forums are unwieldy and difficult to navigate, and don't give the satisfaction of being able to respond quickly to the topic of the moment. AINTITCOOL's version of your Forums do NOT do as well as the Talkbacks. Don't bite off your nose to spite your face. And don't base it on a poll. Of course the regular users are going to vote against something that brings in new users (even if many are annoying) because they think of it as their own little club, and hate the idea of noisy invaders graffitiing on "their" walls. The current users will vote against the site's best interests in order to maintain their own sense of security. Ignore them.
Also, Do fall out of love with the green on black scheme, and the super small article headings around the borders of the site. If you want your site to be successful, peole need to be able to READ it. God damn, this is one of the hardest sites on the eyes." -
It's far less fun, and seems to be stuffed with humourless assholes. And Diggers is right, that colour scheme is fucking horrid,
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humourless, opinionated, condescending assholes with unjustified vastly over-inflated opinions of them.
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THEMSELVES. fucken proofreading.
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And it was mostly well said. It seems he is one of those people who take on a different persona depending on the site they are on.
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I need to whip my asst. for not catching that. Damn, I aint got an asst.!
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I screw up! I wrote 'part' twice!
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and fuck typos. Typos = sleestacks
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I'll be checking out Iron Man this afternoon. I have a "veterinary" appointment today.
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I don't care that it is supposed to be shit. It's post-apocalyptic NEIL MARSHALL. I'm still sulking that we've had to wait 2 months longer than the rest of the world. It's a fucking BRITISH movie for christ's sake. You should be ashamed of yourself Neill, and pul you fucking finger out and go and make Alien 5. With no Predators.
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over the years that I've been posting here there have been some spectacular pyrotechnics thrown in troll wars: Mercia (king of Talkback's) public meltdown; COCOCOCOCOCOLOPEZ'a dismal attempts at music; the 9/11 film wars with the dribbling insanity of zfisk; Demon Dave v Juggfuckler; the Newt=Jones skirmish; they are never less than entertaining. To see Diggers defend the forum, and he's been at fault for at least three of the recent battles is heartening.
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I feel it's best to watch that experience unfold with an adult beverage in hand.
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I realize a lot of the thread got deleted, but still, what's left is just classic. I'm not familiar with the Mercia one though.
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was a complete arsehole. He had a very public meltdown and started to reveal his life on the boards. What was pathetic was that his life was actually quite shit.
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May 02, 2008 8:43:03 AM CDT
Not a troll war, but the Jimmy Carter TB was a serious smackdown
by toadkillerdog
Doc vs. BraneRobot. BSB vs. Morbid. Le Vichus Fishus vs BraneRobot. Me vs BraneRobot. Node vs. Everyone. It was fantastic. Had some really good discussions as well - inbetween the name calling.
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or real fire ants? any idea?
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I googled him and nothing came up.
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a complete monster. Everyone should take 5 minutes out of their day to punch him in the neck. A truly repellent human being, and his moral compass is so skewed he actually thinks that Hitler was left wing. A royal bastard.
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More for his own good than anything else. With each revelation you could narrow down who he actually was. Then Jay and Silent Bob turned up on his doorstep and bitchslapped him.
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I think Queefer and 2for2true should work their magic on Branestructureballs.
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Yesterday, along with Chrism. I wonder if that means anything?
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I feel that if he doesn't learn to focus that rage he'll just burn out and be a useless quivering shell of a man scared of his own shadow. He'll be curled up in the foetal position, with pee stained shorts, shaking like a leaf. Not something you could ever say about 2true.
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Annoying fucker. I hate extremists and absolutists on both sides of the fence, and he is a prime example of someone that doesn't think, but play's the race card to try to deflect argument
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the necessary parental guidance that 2for2true could provide.And of course there's no comparison between the two: one is a God, the other a loaded gun that keeps backfiring.
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What were they like?
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"overdisciplined" as a child. He's a very sick man.
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May 02, 2008 8:59:51 AM CDT
bah, that's why I stay away from the political TB's..
by just pillow talk
90% of people who post there think it's as simple as black/white, you must believe in only this, otherwise you are fucking gay, or whatever useless name they come up with.
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I could care less what color he is, (although he never fails to mention it) but he is a true knee jerk, unthinking, blowhard.
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Howdy. Don't forget my epic troll-slaying of everyone's least favorite asshole, Jar Jar 4 Prez (aka by by, OscarWilde4Prez, Vog From Dimension X, etc, etc, etc.).He definitely became my bitch of choice after the Ringy and zfisk/homewrecker Wars. I believe he's now cruising under the name "Jeff Albertson" but he's too chicken shit to step forward.Unfortunately, I just barely missed the era of Mercier, King of Talkback.
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May 02, 2008 9:04:53 AM CDT
The political TB's can be extremely amusing as well as mind bogg
by toadkillerdog
There are some, who like to participate and learn from give and take, but when the extremists come out, it gets as crazy as flying vampire squirrel shit.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35294#comment_1848549 Remove spaces. If you can't be arsed here it is: "Charlie Murphy obviously isn't watching movies in my neighborhood because if some shitheel tapped me on the shoulder and made a snotnosed comment like that, he'd be typing his asinine garbage with a pencil stuck in his mouth."Note the excellent use of the word "asinine"- genius.
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you gave his OscarWilde4Prez ID. MNG. It was just a short list, but some of the 9/11 ones were just bat shit insane. Homewrecker should be sectioned for his own good.
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a pencil. What for? is he going to take notes.
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Agreed. Although, DocPaz, Xiphos, and I believe we may have spotted a true contender for the return of zfisk. We're a little hesitant about engaging him too soon because we don't want to scare him off. But the problem is that he hasn't posted in several weeks. We'll have to wait and see.
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He said that me, the Doc and Xiphos were all the same person- which has always been fisky-poos big tell.
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I mean, how bad do you have to be?
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is surprisingly easy. Basically, if you are a dick you will get banned. However, some moderators/ sections have higher tolerance levels than others. Provided you avoid bigotry you can pretty much get away with anything with Harry, Massawyrm, Vern, etc. Mori is a bit more tetchy, and Hercules has PMS. If you are bigoted then that's it- you are done. However, you can be a trollish fucktard for absolutely ages before you get the ban hammer. Memories of Murder was a complete bastard for about 6 months (he became my pet kicking toy) and eventually got the smack for driving every other user potty. I lost 1 ID for being rude to Hercules about Big Brother and I lost 1 ID in the Zfisk wars.
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Very bad and relentness in your stupidity. For instance, silverfinger is a prime example by spouting off that racist shit. Or spammers who continually post links to their videos are post gobble-dee-gook repeatedly. Bringing back old threads by posting a hundred times in a span of an hour was frowned upon as well.
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May 02, 2008 10:24:59 AM CDT
I sort of disagree with the ease of banishment though...
by just pillow talk
There are many a troll where you think "how the fuck are they still able to post?"We have hijacked many a thread, but only when it's a "dead" thread (like this), or one that shouldn't have existed to begin with (SATC, the aforementioned Caspian thread).
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Given the criteria you mention, I am surprised at some of the people still allowed.
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AICN should at the very least sent you some sort of achievement certificate or something Orcus! :-)
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to put it.
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I mean i know Harry is at the top, but is it a loose structure?
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The Roman god of death and the underworld, either a terrible god or a gentle one. He is the god of oaths and punisher of perjurers. Orcus is identical to the Greek Hades, both the god and his domains.
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Just a few more hours before I go and see Iron Man.
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In Abom's theater, they had the Indy trailer before it. Sweetness!
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playing the Indy trailer as well. I'm not too far from your neck of the woods Orcus...southern CT.
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As for me, I do not know anyone on this site - at least I do not know the real names behind the handle, so I would not know if I lived in same area. But I am on East Coast, and get off work at 3:30. Going to 4:30 show.
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Abom is in Ohio
Toadkillerdog, after establishing the Church of Chang a couple months ago with the warciples, I came to "know" some of the TBers a little better. We've even dropped private emails that appear to divulge our real surnames. But to be honest, I never matched those with who-is-who, and frankly it's more fun that way. Jarv is Jarv and Pillowtalk is pillowtalk, and so forth. Bringingsexyback and Yackbacker are just a couple names I recognize from their having been TBers forEVER, but I don't know them or anyone personally -
and Abom is correct, the warciples have been in contact outside of AICN mainstream. Unfortunately one of our members has been absent due to work.
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Loyal disciples of the Church of Chang, whom the Holy Trinity (Ash, Burt Grummer, and Warwick Davis) has formed to spread the word of the faith. Tony Jaa and his FLAMING LEG KICKS are messengers of the church of chang. 2for2true is of course an extension of the church.
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But this one is where 2for2true actually posted to a talkback, but like the God he is, ignored us....http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35845
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35649#comment_1911735
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but the dude was off his rocker and accused everyone of being, now which one was it, DocP?
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May 02, 2008 1:04:49 PM CDT
Orcus, weren't you in the Aquaf@g TB around its 10K posting?
by finky089
well, the one that was approaching, but then there was a great big purging and everything went to hell?
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man, I miss new 2true postings
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Posters here?
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But am I the only one who thinks the girl in the 18-1 Busted -T is a Thylidamide baby?
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Kloipy and I first ran across 2for2true's postings in this Cloverfield thread: http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35294#comment_1848549
He has never responded to us in our repeated calls for his guidance...Here's the initial quote: Charlie Murphy obviously isn't watching his movies in my neighborhood
...because if some shitheel tapped me on the shoulder and made a snotnosed comment like that, he'd be typing his asinine garbage with a pencil stuck in his mouth. -
I think there's some of that. Trolls tend to use multiple id's I think.
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I do not disagree with her level of hotness, but where are her arms and legs?
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I see some trolls saying disgusting things, then another poster will come on, and appear reasonable at first, but gradually start to agree with the disgusting things the troll said.
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nor was I implying that you were one. I was positive Braffed had multiple id's, but usually it seems that the common troll gets banned and then pops up with a new handle soon enough (a la skywalkerfamily to gotham_night).
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I was just wondering were they found such a hot thylidamidean chick.
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May 02, 2008 1:27:55 PM CDT
One hour of work to go - then off to see the Ferrous One
by toadkillerdog
yes!
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I cracked up over that. Now it makes sense - sort of, when Suit And Tie just destroys gotham, and calls him snitchwalker. I am guessing gotham was the aforememtioned skywalker?
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no kidding. I wondereed exactly what happened. I haven't seen S&T for a week or two now, though. Wanted to see him face off/team up with TFD.
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I spotted S&T this week - eating gotham's lunch. It is so jarring seeing his posts, because they literally scream, and he is focused on only one target - regardless of the topic, and that is ol gotham. You can almost see gotham squirming and withering under the assault! It is very funny.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/23867 (remove spaces) go down to July 14, 2:42pm and you'll see where Pazooz says something to zfisk about accusing people of being the same person.
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that guy was a funny fucker
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shoot me a PM in the Zone. I'm just "Finky" there.
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have you seen the Hancock trailer TB today?
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I have never logged in to the zone, is it the same userid and password, or do you have to create a new one there? What exactly is the zone anyway? How many people use it?
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it still cracks me up. Crazy people are funny. I don't know why but they are. Although they can become scary once you realize they are loose in the world.
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I love the community here, and some background information on the S&T / Gotham feud.
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His posts remind me of Joycean stream-of-consciousness passages. The guy is an artist.
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supposed to take the place of the TB discussions like this to save bandwidth. I never use it, save the occassional private message. Same log in, though.
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Out of sheer boredom he likes to provoke certain people, including bud Xiphos here, into mini-flame battles. Otherwise he's pretty harmless, just annoying.
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but also a little "sad" in a way. I mean, how much "drama" does one need in an online movie website? But it certainly does lend itself to fostering a sense of community. And just liek the global community that exosts in the "real" world around us, there are plenty of fights and arguements here to keep it "interesting". I'm gonna go search out that Lost TB with Suit & Tie. Sounds like good lunchtime reading.
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Is Capt Kirks2pay still lurking that region?
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I am off to see the Man of Iron.
This was a very informative history of AICN. -
to finky, BSB, Dickblood and toadkillerdog
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Please post a link to that Lost TB when you find it. Thanx
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Have fun Toad
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seen Occulla around recently? I've been wanting to ask her if it's possible for a fedora liek Indy's to survive the dousings it got in Raiders in order to prove to NoDiggity that the man had multiple hats. (Not so much, actually. Occula just seems like a cool chica and I hadn't seen her handle in a while.)
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you aren't leaving work early like the rest of the EST zone? ;)
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is referencing a TB. Duh. Next time I see his handle I'm checking out what TB he's talking about.
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S&T jumps in at 2:20am on April 24 http://tinyurl.com/4lvgdr It really is pretty immature, but goddamn it's really funny.
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of screen names. I'm sure he's exaggerating to strut his stuff in public view, but I have no doubt the guy probably DOES have several screen names.
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True, a feud requires Cuthamsnitchwalker to actually fight back. Which he really doesn't. Not cool to snitch on a fellow talkbacker, we gotta work it out amongst ourselves.
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Woo hooo!!
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you get a douche like braffed was (all his worst-offender incarnations) or Gabriel Gray who just spam the shit out of a TB with vulgar inanities and in those instances, I don't think it's bad to at leats bring it to the attention of the "powers that be". I'm not saying to run to then as soon as one of those gusy pops up They pop up everyday, but when they do it in multiple talkbacks for days in a row, something should be done.
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And, I'd be lying if I said one of the reasons I still come back to AICN is for the occassionally spectactular train wrecks.
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I just found this one and it had some good S&T lines that I thought should be shared.
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"I'd be lying if I DIDN'T say"
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this one has some good laughs
http://tinyurl.com/4eos73 Not sure if this is the one you were thinking of Xi. try a google search with this in the search box and see if you can find the one you're thinking of site:www.aintitcool.com "suit and tie" (the only spaces in that should be between .com and " and "suit and "tie") -
popped my Lost cherry over the last few weeks. I really dug it, but wonder if it really gets any better from here on out? I've heard/read alot of comments on the future seasons and while i really like the unpredictable nature of the show, it seems like it just keeps getting increasingly outlandish just to outdo itself. What's your take on the progression of the show, post-Season 1?
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I got no beef with you personally, but Suit & Tie's rants are some of the most amusing stuff I've seen on here in a while.
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taking the little Orcus to the movies this weekend?
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the guy's ex-military. And all man enough to not need anyone like me to step up for him. But I'm doing it anyway cuz that's what we Warciples do for one another. Just step away gotham. step away. hey, is that suit and tie??!! made ya look. ;)
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cloverfield and a lot of others b ut the craziest 'back i contributed to was the one with equus the horsefucker.
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yes, definitely a crazy TB. I gotta look that one up.
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consider it honorary, then. Didn't realize for some reason you were still serving - my bad. Very sorry you'll be deploying again and missing the summer movie season (cuz, it's SO important!), but then, that is part of your duty and I'm guessing if movies became a higher priority than serving your country, well, this country'd be completely fucked even more than it is right now. I salute thee. Enjoy your weekend. See you around the TBs next week.
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zfisk/homewrecker's infamous blog:
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You know how to make a boy's weekend, don't you.
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We gonna fuck you up good now homey.
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"PUBLISH" ANY MORE OF YOUR ADS LOOKING FOR A SWEET DADDY IN THE HOMO PAGES FUCKBOY. A "PUBLISHED" AUTHOR YOU LYING LITTLE CUM GUZZELLER. YOU'RE A WEAK RETARDED MOTHERFUCKING CUNT SHITEATING FUCKBOY WITH A 23 IQ. YOU CAN'T EVEN RUN SMACK WITH ANY SENSE IN IT YOU LYING COWARD SNITCH DICKEATING TRANNY. GET YOUR ASS BACK OUT ON THE STROLL MY LITTLE BOTTOM BITCH. DADDY NEEDS A NEW RIDE AND WITH THOSE LUSCIOUS DICK SUCKING LIPS AND SWEET SWEET MANGINA I WILL GET PAID. YOU FUCKING RETARD. NO WONDER YOU MOPE AROUND AICN LIKE AN INFECTED CUNT HOLE CRYING FOR MODERATORS TO PROTECT YOUR GIRLY FUCTARDED FAGGOT ASS. IT'S NO WONDER YOU GET SKULLFUCKED EVERYDAY. YOUR A WEAK LOSER AND YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF. REMEBER THE CRACK WHORE THAT SHIT YOU OUT OF HER ASS TELLING YOU THAT? YOU ARE NOTHIN YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING AND YOU HAVE TO THROW YOUR FAT SMEGMA SMELLING ASS OUT OF A HIGH WINDOW. YOU ARE LIKE THE BITCH WHO WEARS A SHORT SKIRT AND HIGH HEELS TO A BIKER BAR. YOU ASK FOR THE RAPING I GIVE YOU. C'MON FUCKTOY TELL THE TRUTH YOU ARE THE FAT KID THE RUNS HIS CUM COOLER AT SCHOOL AND EVERBODY INCLUDING THE STAFF BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ON A REGULAR BASIS, RIGHT YOU MONGOLOID? COWARD SNITCH I'M CLOSING IN ON FINDING YOU. MY SKILLS ARE STRONG YOUNG SNITCHWALKER I'M CUMING FOR YOU AND ON YOU CORKY. AND I LAUGH AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED YOU PUS FILLED BOIL CARROT GRABING TWINKLE TOES NUT JOB.
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I find The Zone a little too up it's own arse and self-congratulatory.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgWg5yQjTHo
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Here, here Suit!
Gotham likes to go to Catholic priest conventions wearing a short skirt, thigh high stockings, no panties and the Irish I Were Drunk busted tee. It's not a lifestyle I condone but to each his own, my little slow bus buttwhoring glory hole princess. -
"carrot grabbing" lol
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Okay, so we got the one game I was hoping for. If Jose does his job, they win many more times than not.
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You really are a head case.
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go bother him, I think he likes you.
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$5...couldn't resist.I'm feeling sort of invincible...
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Xi, you doing okay? Pretty impressive that's only the second series the D-backs have lost so far. Heh-heh-heh...
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