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Jabba Howie?? Footage Of The 26 DEAL OR NO DEAL Models As They Cavort Semi-Nakedly In 26 Princess Leia Slave Girl Outfits!!

Published at:  Apr 28, 2008 8:15:09 AM CDT

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One hears President Bush’s recent appearance on “Deal Or No Deal” resulted in a miserable ratings dip. Perhaps Monday’s episode will go better. It’s got Darth Vader and stormtroopers and even the real Carrie Fisher. We’ll see if George Lucas can restrain himself from appearing via remote feed to advise the players to draw on their mitichlorians.



The 2-hour “Star Wars” episode airs 8 p.m. Monday on NBC.





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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:46:29 AM CDT

    Sorry, that's just fucking stupid.

    by playkins

    Yeah, they're hot. But it's still stupid.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:53:59 AM CDT

    How about Dubya in a slave girl outfit?

    by otm shank

    It's not like his reputation could sink any lower. Cheany could be Vader.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:56:35 AM CDT

    Wow...

    by letstryhbo

    Looks stupid, but you know we'll be watching.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:12:47 AM CDT

    What the fuck

    by jackie boy

  • Apr 28, 2008 1:33:33 AM CDT

    "Which Briefcase Has The Million Dollars?": The Show

    by darth_gonz

    Wasn't there a point in time when people who went on game shows had to be able to answer questions posed to them by the game show host? How is picking random numbered containers and hoping there are small amounts inside of them considered a "game show"?

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:39:37 AM CDT

    People watch Videodrome again please..

    by wowsah156

    have we forgotten Cronenebergs message about tv like this? Just awful.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:58:36 AM CDT

    WOW...arent you cocksuckers too cool for school...

    by jobacca

    Yeah,DEAL or NO DEAL lowers the tone and lacks the class of past game shows. Like what? The Gong Show? Press your Luck? Its a GAME SHOW...lap it up and like it you sad little suck monkeys. I'll be tuning in to ogle the hot chicks in slave girl costumes...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:33:37 AM CDT

    And it's not mitichlorians

    by jay jay

    It's Midichlorians. I wish I didn't know that, but I do.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:40:54 AM CDT

    W was on Deal or No Deal??

    by mezzanine

    Wow. Good to see in the middle of an unending war, an economy in recession, and ten thousand other problems, this fucker has time to go on the GUESS THE FUCKING BRIEFCASE show????

    God, I hate the political system in this country.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:43:03 AM CDT

    God, I love Anya (Case #10) so damn much

    by tallboy66

    Definitely my favourite. She popped up in some CSI episodes recently. Watched one of them, she was hot, show was awful. Where was I? Oh, yes, Anya is amazing.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:44:53 AM CDT

    Jack Bauer Should Host Deal Or No Deal

    by rosasaks

    As well as a million dollars they have to find the suitcase nuke. With Naked Mandy as The Banker.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:47:59 AM CDT

    Wait, dammit, that isn't Anya at case #10!!!!

    by tallboy66

    Argh, where'd they move her?! Come back to me, my love, for you are my destiny. Together you can rule the galaxy my side, make things the way they should be. You know it to be true.
    Love her so much...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:50:35 AM CDT

    It'll be embarrassing....

    by tal111

    when I'm down in Hell explaining I got here cause I masterbated to Deal Or No Deal.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 3:19:06 AM CDT

    Jack Bauer...

    by mattforce7

    TELL ME WHERE THAT MILLION DOLLARS IS!!

    right here

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  • Apr 28, 2008 4:13:29 AM CDT

    I have a friend who's an immature idiot

    by napoleon park

    He hates all reality shows and game shows - that's not why he's an idiot - and he fetishizes slave bikini Leia with multiple action figures and sculpts, membership in the Leia's metal Bikini web site, etc. (nothing wrong with that, either.)If he hears about this his head will explode. Too late for him to go insane, though. Been there, done that.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 4:45:05 AM CDT

    the show is dying because they cant give away the mil

    by bacci40

    and the entire premise is retarded...and mandel looks downright scary with his lex luthor look...las vegas learned long ago...if you want to keep people coming to the casinos...they have to see someone win a jackpot once in awhile

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  • Apr 28, 2008 6:05:07 AM CDT

    I think I'd rather watch...

    by lurk3001

    ...Cash Cab.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 6:27:57 AM CDT

    "Do you recognize THAT?"

    by grandmufftarkin

    Yes, Howie, it's Star Wars to jump the shark. Thanks a bunch...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 6:43:26 AM CDT

    Arm Yourself because no one here will save you

    by darth dean

    Chris cornell "you know my name"

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:14:15 AM CDT

    Outfit

    by enderandrew

    I don't think they even got the outfit right.

    http://starwars.ugo.com/images/galleries/starwars_carriefisher_filmTv/starwars_carriefisher_3.jpg

    The cloth hanging in front and back is actually much skimpier. I'm not sure I understand strutting around 26 girls simply as sexual objects, and then wanting to cover them up at the same time.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:53:19 AM CDT

    cringeworthy

    by mr_x

    but hot! ( im so conflicted)

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:59:52 AM CDT

    Head, meet nail. bacci40 for the F'N WIN!

    by pennsy

    Can't remember the last time somebody won the million. That's what will bring people back, not gimmicks like this.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Kristen Bell, of course. :)

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  • Apr 28, 2008 8:57:08 AM CDT

    *cringe*

    by buffywrestling

    Oh, chewbacca wookie, how far you've fallen..

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  • Apr 28, 2008 8:58:01 AM CDT

    not much applause there

    by geodesigns

    when he said this is the finest they've ever look. Wassamatter audience, afraid of being branded a geek like the contestant? ha! Better yet, the girls would actually look better in G-strings & making out with each other

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  • Apr 28, 2008 8:58:58 AM CDT

    Will it be boner-ific?

    by pizza the hut

    That is the question... Guess I will have to watch to find out.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:25:37 AM CDT

    Wow! Howie sounds like a tard!

    by mayorofsimpleton

    I've never watched this show before, because I'm not retarded, but jeez I never realized that Howie Mandel was such an awkward goof. That clip was cringeworthy and it made me embarrassed to be alive. Thank you.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:31:19 AM CDT

    Anya

    by eclipse7015

    Agreed that Anya is the best of the nest and has been my favorite since the start. Doesn't look like she is in tonight. She does take time off occasionally, and it always seems to be when there are bikini type episodes. There used to be two reasons to watch the show, to see if someone would win the mil, and Anya. Now all I watch for is Anya.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:34:01 AM CDT

    Note to Lucasfilm...

    by pizza the hut

    Seeing real live stormtroopers rather than crappy CG ones might be a thrill in itself that no SW fan can resist!

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:56:16 AM CDT

    Can Lucas lower the bar any more on selling out

    by big jim

    the Star Wars franchise? This from a man who refuses to re-release the Christmas Special (sure it was bad but it holds nostalgic charm). What next? The Simple Life starring Paris Hilton & Jar-Jar Binks?

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:58:36 AM CDT

    I think I just creamed my pants a little . . .

    by skidmarkedundies

    and by a little I mean 26 TIMES!!! WOWZA!!!

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  • Apr 28, 2008 10:12:14 AM CDT

    Anya & Keltie

    by ye not guilty

    I also watch for Anya & also for Keltie at case #4. The smokin' redhead. According to IMDB, Anya has been cast in a movie that is currently filiming and also has a couple of other side jobs as well. Looks like her career is starting to take off. I suppose she'll be quitting the show at some point. *sigh*

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  • Apr 28, 2008 10:36:19 AM CDT

    Deal or No Deal: The Drinking Game

    by arcadiands

    Everytime Howie Mandel references "The Force", take a drink.
    You'll be in an emergency room before the first break.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 10:40:11 AM CDT

    Meh! G4's Olivia Munn looks better...

    by mbeemer

    in the Slave Leia outfit.

    You KNOW this to be true!

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  • Apr 28, 2008 10:53:34 AM CDT

    They are never going to give away the million dollars

    by tacom

    Did the chick with the afro have to do her hair up in the Leia slavegirl braid too cuz that's kind of her signature thing.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 11:07:30 AM CDT

    If I see so much as ONE gungan...

    by pizza the hut

    ...my TV gets thrown out the window.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 11:36:31 AM CDT

    Slave objects?

    by mal carne

    ...this isn't quite as perverse as it could be. None of the girls has a slave collar on.

    And I'm actually pleased that no one's won the million. It's a sign that most players understand that this game isn't about the million. The only interesting thing about the game, intellectually, is listening to the banker's offers, figuring out how the remaining numbers impact his offers, and taking the best offer available when it comes. The million dollars is a red herring.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 11:55:29 AM CDT

    where da white women at?

    by mr_x

    all on deal or no deal apparently

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:09:44 PM CDT

    I hope the loser gets fed to the Sarlaac

    by finky089

    it's the only way I'd ever watch this show.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:10:11 PM CDT

    Will Howie Mandel play Salacious Crumb?

    by finky089

    possibly the only other way I'd watch this

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:10:36 PM CDT

    Kathy Bates as Jabba to hold a briefcase

    by finky089

  • Apr 28, 2008 12:10:55 PM CDT

    Remember to FEED THE BATES!!

    by finky089

    just, not after midnight

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  • Apr 28, 2008 12:12:21 PM CDT

    Yack - "Howie Mandel morphed into Prof. Fink"

    by finky089

    Hey, I resemble that comment! Actually not really. And I certainly don't resent it, either.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:08:34 PM CDT

    Isn't it spelled "miDichlorians" ?

    by bill clay

    I thought this site was run by geeks?

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:18:21 PM CDT

    Bit of a difference from the UK show

    by reaper28

    Note to US producers:

    Why did you feel the need to "showbiz" this game show?

    Watch a UK edition and tell me the dramatic tension isn't exciting enough.

    Less really IS more.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 1:43:11 PM CDT

    Your last chance

    by doctorbotanus

    to save your planet is to send this #25 Hayley Marie to my underwater spaceship. I can conquer her instead. This is your only way out! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha P.S. Star Wars is really stupid.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:00:53 PM CDT

    Patiently waiting for the Playboy Edition of this gameshow

    by pizza the hut

    No clothes allowed!

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:23:54 PM CDT

    I hate George Lucas...

    by the_general

    ...and you should too. Anyone remember him vehemently distancing himself from the very existence of the "Star Wars Christmas Special"? Boy, those were the good ol' days, when George realized he'd done something stupid. I don't even want to see Indy IV now - this just makes me sick. Lucas, you have now officially ruined one of the greatest sci-fi legacies of all time by signing off on this crap.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:26:18 PM CDT

    Meh

    by bob dobbs

    I'll mute it and fast-foward to the bikinis. The rest of the show is utter crap.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:27:24 PM CDT

    Geez, if Lucas appears...

    by kid z

    ...the ratings drop-off will be almost as massive as when President Trainwreck graced the nation with a gigantic blow-up of his microencephalic head last week.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:28:47 PM CDT

    Those bikini tops are a lot more chaste...

    by kid z

    ..than the one Carrie Fisher sported in ROTJ...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:31:40 PM CDT

    Let's just hope they never do...

    by kid z

    ... the "Texas Polygamy Ranch Edition"... 26 unibrows...(shudder)!

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  • Apr 28, 2008 2:45:34 PM CDT

    and that they don't have a NBC2 being built

    by just pillow talk

    in another galaxy...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 3:32:46 PM CDT

    George Lucas ORIGINAL "Deal Or No Deal" Idea

    by thelordofhell

    26 midgets dressed as Ewoks carrying briefcases. Thank God the cooler heads at NBC prevailed on this. Lucas sure does loves him some midgets.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 3:44:42 PM CDT

    Have they never given away the top prize?

    by big jim

    Might be a good thing. If I remember correctly, ratings for Millionaire took a nosedive and stayed there after someone won.What I could not stand about that show, and it goes for this one too, is how much air time is wasted while the contestant thinks about their next move. I honestly don't know how anyone can find it entertaining to watch someone trying to make a decision.The other thing that bugs me is there is no guarantee that the contestant will either win or lose by the end of the episode. Not knowing the final outcome by the end makes it an even bigger waste of time. I care enough that it bothers me after taking the time to watch that I don't know how it turns out. On the other hand, it doesn't bother me enough that I will make the effort to tune in for the next episode to see what happens. It's best to not watch at all.That's why Jeopardy is the best game show on tv. It is fast paced and at the end of the episode we see who the winner is. The winner returns the next day but it is a brand new game with that player facing off against new opponents. Each episode is self-contained but you also get to watch the progression of a single player through multiple episodes (as long as he keeps on winning). Other than scantily clad models, what else could you ask for in a game show?

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  • Apr 28, 2008 4:18:38 PM CDT

    I Get The Feeling That Lucas Is Asexual

    by laserpants

    or maybe gay and in denial.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 5:14:43 PM CDT

    LaserPants

    by playkins

    He's (VERY)rich, single, and extremely private. How do you think he probably gets laid? Need a hint, or can figure it out on your own?

    Not to mention he nursed an obsession with Linda Ronstadt for 20 years. Definitely NOT gay, that guy.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 6:38:44 PM CDT

    Where the hell is the Carrier talkback?

    by pops freshemeyer

    A ten hour PBS documentary about being deployed on the Nimitz is a zillion times more interesting than fucking Deal Or No Deal. C'mon, get on it already...

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:09:33 PM CDT

    slavery is sexy

    by crazy4dragons13

  • Apr 28, 2008 7:09:36 PM CDT

    slavery is sexy

    by crazy4dragons13

  • Apr 28, 2008 7:13:34 PM CDT

    BLAME THE PREQUELS ON LINDA RONSTADT!!!

    by laserpants

    I still think Lucas is at the very least asexual. Maybe not gay. But still. You're probably right though, he probably just buys women.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:24:01 PM CDT

    Five minutes was too long...

    by disgustipitated

    I watched for about 5 minutes and couldn't take anymore. Completely ridiculous. Totally stupid. Unbelievably gay. Truly embarrassing to behold. Lucas has no more excuses. He might as well release the Star Wars Holiday Special because it's definitely not nearly as lame as this.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:24:19 PM CDT

    I know this will come as a disappointment, but...

    by pennsy

    I need to step in with breaking news that Hilary Duff will not be on the Beverly Hills 90210 reboot. Some actress from Degrassi: Next Gen replaces her: http://tinyurl.com/5kvk5v

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  • Apr 28, 2008 7:33:24 PM CDT

    the concept itself is boring

    by crazy4dragons13

    i thought they asked questions, and tonight would be star wars trivia night. this is more like math.

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  • Apr 28, 2008 8:11:13 PM CDT

    If NBC televised this clip

    by thegreatwhatzit

    as a loop on Thursday night, they'd finally score a Nielsen trimuph (double digits over the likes of 30 ROCK). As for Howie, he was great on CHELSEA LATELY ("Do your guests bring their own folding chairs?" He was mercilless in regard to the show's budget constraints). Chelsea patiently functioned as the straight woman (I'd like to see her slip on the Leia "harem" ensemble).

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  • Apr 28, 2008 9:39:31 PM CDT

    THEY TOOK THE VIET NAM GIRL'S MONEY AWAY IN THE END!

    by pizza the hut

    She only made 13g, and they took what little she had away in the end and gave it to the guy who already had $196g. Talk about cruel... What a joke! For that matter, this show has sucked all year. Even when they had 13 million dollar cases in one game, they STILL couldn't give the million away.

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  • It was about 3 weeks ago. He had some retarded jock on with a panel of retarded jocks supporting him, and they were all wearing the same Gym outfit. At one point the guy then told Howie that they made him a pair shorts too and wanted him to wear them. Except Howie Mandell is a self-admitted germaphobe. Like like the 'I won't drink from your pop bottle' kind of germaphobe, but the 'I burn my clothes rather than wear them a second time, shave my head because my hair is dirty and would rather open my wrists than shake hands with you' kind of germaphobe. And here, live on stage, he has this sal freak offering him these shorts and everyone expects him to be a good sport and put them on. I'm no a germaphobe and I wouldn't have worn this asshole's mytery shorts, I can't account for where they've been. But howie smiled and said he'd wear then, then literally 2 minutes later while they guy was picking his case, Howie just walked off stage and went into his dressing room lol. He tried to act like it was part of the show but you knew it wasn't. It was Howie's OCD fight or flight response, he was retreating to his room to go take his meds, or do some Tai Chi, breathing exercises or what not. Funniest shit ever.

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  • Apr 29, 2008 8:28:51 AM CDT

    I think he injured his eardrums...

    by mbeemer

    ...repeatedly doing the globe bit.
    Funny, though!

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  • Apr 29, 2008 8:29:12 AM CDT

    Damn, "glove" - you know what I meant!

    by mbeemer

  • Apr 29, 2008 9:29:58 AM CDT

    Were those the regular models in the slave girl outfits?

    by ye not guilty

    I missed most of the second half, but I didn't recognize any of the models. Also, there was a moment during the second half when Howie showed the guy the Vietnamese woman back in the green room, and then they cut away real fast and Howie said something like, "Uh-oh, we almost saw something there." What did they almost see?

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  • Apr 29, 2008 10:09:53 AM CDT

    Orcus Howie has OCD and germphobic

    by tacom

    That's why he shaved his head and doesn't shake hands with the contestants. I'm not kidding. As for Lucas, he's STILL looking for the beautiful blonde in the T-bird.

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  • Apr 29, 2008 11:29:03 AM CDT

    Anybody who watches this is actually retarded.

    by christian66

    And I don't mean to insult the mentally handicapped, but people that watch this are actually insulting the mentally challenged because they have no excuse.

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  • Apr 29, 2008 3:34:25 PM CDT

    You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision!

    by queerbait

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. Box #4!!!

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  • Apr 29, 2008 3:35:18 PM CDT

    PS.

    by queerbait

    I came to the black Leia! Although she did talk too much....

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  • Apr 29, 2008 11:33:14 PM CDT

    "Is This A Briefcase?" The Game

    by mrmysteryguest

    All winners all the time all guaranteed!

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  • Apr 30, 2008 7:33:40 AM CDT

    The stairs always looked like Bespin

    by bauerjackbauer

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