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Angelina Jolie Teaser Poster for WANTED premieres exclusively here!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. WANTED looks fucking crazy. I don't drop the f-bomb wantonly here. That is how the movie is registered in my brain. I've seen a few scenes cut together and it's ridiculous, huge, crazy... That might mean bad for some of you, it might mean great for some of you. I haven't quite decided which it is for me yet. I suppose I'll know when I see the film, but I can say that WANTED is a big screen movie. It's a film that is made to be a theatrical experience.
Angelina Jolie's getting her own teaser poster and Universal has given that to us to debut. It's definitely a character poster and Jolie is still beautiful. And it gives you suicide girl pervs something extra with all those tatts. The poster is below! Click to make more big!
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Woohoo
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just looks wrong in this.
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come to think of it
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i still cant believe she left me for brad pitt
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it's Mrs Brad Pitt (or whoever) with a gun and tattoos. could be fun, i guess.
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is this one of those, "our star lost 45 lbs for the role"! What the fuck!?
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...are a little jaded. It's not like it's a website loaded with close-ups of tattooed wrists. I'm not paying for that. And now I'm going to brag that I dated a suicide girl once. Unfortunately, she didn't live up to the name. Also, this movie, as far as I can tell, has almost nothing to do with the book. Lame.
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0011101101011101011 = I slept with THAT?!
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I remember that I thought it looks too ridiculous for me (And I'm a huge fan of Crank!). If we are lucky it will be like Triple X or Die Hard 4, something that is bad, but not unwatchable bad.
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April 25, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST
yeah it looks like the head is 3 times as big as her hand
by DURANGO66
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Even when they're movie makeup. Haven't people stopped thinking tattoos are cool yet?
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Considering his character is meant to be a weasely pathetic little limp-dick wanker until he finds out who his dad is, maybe he is is right for the part. He will probably be shit is the 2nd and 3rd acts though
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i'll see it but i can't imagine me enjoying it very much.
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She has about three different smirks which comprise her entire acting range and she looks like an emaciated model with a vagina grafted to her mouth. She's an attractive woman but her looks have been incredibly overblown by the media and her acting is, at best, uneven. Compound this with the fact that this film looks like a redundant bore, especially when compared to the rest of this stellar summer lineup, and you can consider me unimpressed.
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Skin and Bones
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'Nuff said.
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Those of you who bitch when someone yells "first!" don't know the power of the dark side of the First. Anyway, I watched the trailer - it's all Matrix-y without the philosophy, except for is it right to be assassins when we could be pizza delivery boys with the possibility of being flash forward frozen to the year 3000. I didn't look, but I'm guessing this wasn't directed by Terrence Malick. Oh, and, per federal law, the dude who runs the mysterious organization is played by Morgan Freeman.
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Does anyone else have trouble believing Quint is this excited about this flick?
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Please, we saw this almost a week ago at pretty much every other website ever. Plus, Jolie's arms are fucking disgusting.
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Yess! and from an arm shot we get this!
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What a great figure she had back then...now, it's like she's one sandwich away from being Karen Carpenter.
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from the same shot with more http://tinyurl.com/5s986o
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...this poster was up on the Onion AV club two days ago. Wwaa wwaa....
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Even with Millar's permission, the storyline of the graphic novel is 10x better than this miscast, steaming pile is bound to be.
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Jesus, Angelina, eat a burger.
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I'm guessing that when a studio gives you an exclusive, there's a tacit agreement on your part to refrain from defecating on it. Plus, Quint didn't exactly ejaculate over the news, either - he just said it looked big 'n' dumb 'n' nuts 'n' rich in vitamin Jolie. BTW, 'yall who fixate on her arms have misplaced 'yall's priorities.
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"She has about three different smirks which comprise her entire acting range and she looks like an emaciated model with a vagina grafted to her mouth."<p>Yup, I think that about sums it up.
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I am a big Mark Millar fan. And, as such, I have no interest in this movie.
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you guys are assholes.
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is alive and well and living - no,thriving - in Hollywood
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Jolie is not attractive and the movie looks horrendous.
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"Read my luscious lips."
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They must have seen the negative feedback on AICN and are trying to counter it. We (talkbackers) are not for sale!
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period
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isn't this EXACTLY like the Desperado poster from like, fifteen years ago? <p> Why doesn't Hollywood make arty posters anymore? You guys need to check out some Polish movie posters. They are by far the shit. <p> Oh, and really, who cares about Angelina's arms? She's gorgeous no matter what way you cut it, skinny arms and all. She has substance and that's what makes her so attractive.
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Seriously, guys. Do you really come on AICN with the sole intention of shitting on every new movie? I mean, yeah, this movie doesn't look great, and it is tremendously disappointing that the fucking amazing Millar book has been so heartily stripped of its awesome, but it's clearly not trying to be more than an action vehicle. Why not give it the benefit of the doubt as far as that goes? And fuck all y'all, Angelina is extremely hot.
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This movie is so under the radar it should be a Master P. hood flick.
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You overweight pimple encrusted living in your mom's basement tech support Linux luvvin' comic book collectin' Adult Swim pretendin' to be watchin' so you think you sound cool action figure pedestal buildin' virgins would do her if she were three days dead.
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They had it up over at Comingsoon.net 2 minutes before you did LOL
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film's action looks c r a z y
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That arm is just creepy.
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April 25, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST
Millar is an asshole for allowing this movie to happen
by iamnicksaicnsn
What a money-grubbing dick.
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who trash her are super gay if you wouldnt make babies with her. who cares if she tongue kissed her brother or walked around with slingblades blood, she's still f'n hot...ok, she's not meryl streep as an actress, but everybody in here saw tomb raider, bone collector, gone in 60 seconds and mr & mrs smith. go jerk off to the sexless jessica alba, i'll take angelina anyday!!!
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"fun" movies suck ass.
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Or is it Mrs. Fantastic? Creepy either way.
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...that ad for the Willow doll looks less like one time? at band camp? Willow than it does a PMSsin' Kim Possible.
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When I see these previews, I pretend that it's not called Wanted or based on the fantastic GN. It's just a good old action flick that I'm gonna salivate through. In my dreams, they'll make a Wanted movie that will be an accurate representation of Millar's work
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Enquiring geeks want to know.
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downhill since then. and her arm in the poster linked too above where we see more, looks like it wouldnt even be able to hold up that gun! Skinny wierd devil forehead chapped lips, eat!
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Too too too too too!!!!!!!!!!
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What else can I say?
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..Jesus fucking christ they are going to absolutely rape the graphic novel. Fuck.
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Gwynnies been all over the papers today. They had to print it landscape just to fit her massive arse on the page. She must be a dress size 2 or something.
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I was a little iffy about this film till WonderCon this year, but I'm actually excited to see it now. James McAvoy was there talking about it and showing clips. It's just big summer fun, no more, no less, and I'll take it for that and enjoy.
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I liked Night Watch and Day Watch and think that they had some amazing visuals for zero budget. Did you honestly not crap your pants when you saw the first Night Watch trailer and the truck flips over the dude's hand? It was sick. Now the story in those films didn't work very well, but here we're dealing with Mark "I can save Marvel single handedly" Millar. I predict that this is going to be pretty cool. Plus I like how Jolie's tattoo continues into the engraving on her gun. Oh you didn't see that? On June 27th, when Wall-E is sold out and I've already driven to the theater, smoked a bowl and am not leaving, you'll catch me at ... WANTED!
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I heard that Mr. Rictus will not be in this movie. Has anyone else heard that? Actually, a better question would be- Has anyone read the graphic novel that this is loosely based on?
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look so retardedly skinny and emaciated?<p> Reminds me of the poster for "Desperado," with Banderas resting the butt of his revolver on his forehead, eyes cast down. So I hope these folks don't think this pose is some kind of original idea. Cuz it ain't. So there! Iron Man next week! I'm going to COME!
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is one of the best villains in recent memory.. Let me share a quote about him from the graphic novel of Wanted.-"Once, he saved souls. Now, he damns them. The man who would become Mr. Rictus was once a devout Christian, the most pious of men. But he died briefly on the operating table after a horrible accident. He expected heaven, but found... Nothing. No God. No heaven. No afterlife. None of what he had been promised for living his devout life. Just a void. And the void left a void in his heart. The incident created a man without a conscience. Rictus now lives completely without moral compass. He knows there is no eternal consequence for his action. He lives for the day, and that is all. Rictus does everything you've ever thought about in your darkest moments. Every whim he comes up with, he caters to. And his whims tend toward the dark end of the spectrum. If he wants to eat, fuck, or kill something, he does it, without thought. He is the creature of pure id. Rictus spent years embracing a light, a light that was never there. Now, there is only darkness."
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then goes on to explain that he doesn't fuck goats, he just makes love to them. I'm not kidding.
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I loved the comic, but this obviously isn't the comic at all. They took the name & the tiniest shodow of the premise and made a completely different movie. I don't want to support that at all. The studios already think that they can assrape the source material for everything and get away with it. On the other hand, the more I see of this movie, the more I want to see it in the theaters. So here's what I'll do: I'm going to see it in the theaters, but I'll pay to see something else. Childish? Yes. But I can't in good concience pay to see a movie that abandons the source as much as this one seems to. Of course, if I find out that the plot indeed is about a secret society of super-villians that have taken over the world and that the studio was just keeping it under wraps, then they can have my 10 bucks. But let's face it, that's never gonna happen.
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I don't know what a "shodow" is. It does roll off of the tounge nicely though. Say it out loud: "shodow"
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Read the comic, loved it...this film looks like shit (TOMB RAIDER anyone?). I hate it when they take a title and then produce something else. I'd have no problem with this film if it wasn't WANTED--because this isn't WANTED. WANTED is about supervillans taking over the world. This is...I don't know what this is...but it's lame, and a sad-shallow shadow of what the comic (I'm sorry, "graphic novel") was.
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...super-extended forearm? All she needs is for the elbow joint to be backward and she's on the way to being the friggin' Cloverfield monster.
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How can she make an action flick when she’s working on like a 50 calorie a day diet? Must be taking ridiculous amounts of B-12 vitamin injections, there has to be some stunt-doubles galore. (Lots of close-ups of her face) They shoulda went with Uma Thurman! Oh and Mr. doodah, dude I guess I’m super-gay ‘cause I’d take a vain Jessica Alba chick over scary psychiatric patient Mommy Dearest chick any-day!
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This is one of those graphic novels that they couldn't adapt to the screen without totally changing it. The "hero" chops up his best friend, kills an old man who is just being friendly, and then kills his own father. Most people have probably never even heard of this comic anyway.
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Wow, that's a long arm. I'm guessing it's either somebody else's arm coming out of the frame or Rob Liefeld is designing movie posters now. Take your pick. And yeah, Jolie needs to eat a few ribwiches, or the airbrush artist need to get fired "THINNER! MUST MAKE ARM THINNER!"
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Has this site turned into AIOscar Bait News? Why is everyone shitting ALL over this movie? I mean I thinking McAvory is a horrible actor and I am not too Keen on Angila Pitt either, but I still think this movie looks pretty fucking cool. I am just getting back into comic books and shit, gonna pick this up after I finish Watchmen. But I will be having a double header the day this comes out with Wall-E no doubt. Also I am all about directors staying the fuck in their home countries, but if any single one director looked like needed to come to HollywoodLand its Timur Bekmambetov. Nightwatch and Daywatch are already big Hollywood movies in Russian. Its not like quiet Ang Lee directing Hulk. Night/Day watch were loud bombastic all over the place movies. And Fox Searchlight are idiots for not doing anything with them. I guess I am the only one who wants to see this, even though I hated Mr/Mrs. Smith and thinks Mr. Tumnus is shit in anything he's been in. I mean lets face it, James is pretty much just a piss poor Ewan McGregor. But man can anyone still want to enjoy a big action movie? If you are bitching and haven't seen Night/Day Watch, then go rent it and then come back and bitch if you still have no faith.
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Hot chicks and gun fetishism and bullet time and bullet ballet? Whats not to like? Looks like fun to me.
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Actually, they should have gone with Halle Berry. That's who the character of Ms. Fox was based on originally.
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...Good one OBSD... that was effin' hilarious!
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And let me tell you, it was a bitch to work a story around them.
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that this site never corrects its mistakes! I saw that poster last week
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and I think my peeps on the fritz.
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the kid will be tied to a chair and have the shit punched out of him like in the comic. At least the movie has that going for it.
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Photo-crapping. Look at the thumb knuckle and finger on the trigger. Crappy! The extend-o-arm is some of the worst copying and pasting this side of a freshman's research paper. This is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...(gasp)...AAAAAKE
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All of those things you described, with the possible exception to the patricide have nothing to do with the basic plot of the comic and could have been taken out of the movie if the studios or MPAA were too squemish. The problem I have is not those little things, but THE ENTIRE PLOT! They changed the entire plot and got rid of all of the interesting characters! It's as if they decided to make a movie based on the book the Godfather, and then made it about an intergalactic fry cook on Venus named Mickey. "See?" they tell us. "the main characters have almost the same name so it must be exactly like the book."
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April 25, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST
Tattoos on Americans are nothing more than bus stop graffiti
by Missing Dink
Tattoos have meaning in other cultures. In America they're just decorations. Most in bad taste. Wanna be unique? DON'T get a tattoo.
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I hear you. You're exactly right. The whole idea of the comic was the secret society of super-villians that had taken over the world after killing every super hero.
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When did guys become prudish pussies? "Suicide Girl Pervs"? Really, Quint? Really? And some other douches up there were talking abourt how they hate tattoos on girls. And this isn't this first time I've heard this "ewww" attitude about girls with tattoos. Really? Since when did liking girls with tattoos become some weird fetish like getting peed on or wanting to get fucked by a horse? What the fuck is wrong with you people anyway?
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Not many people have read or heard of this comic. If you haven't, you should. I would never recommend paying the $20 plus cover price for it, but if you can pick it up in a bargain bin or borrow it from a friend, do it. It's not a great comic, but it is a great guilty pleasure. I just read it for the first time the other day, so it is freshly seared into my mind. It's disturbing on a level that most comic book fans aren't used to.
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You can't convince me otherwise. Ever. Enjoying piss in your face aint exactly normal either, flapjack.
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Exclusive? What hasn't seen this poster somewhere else? What an "exclusive" anyway..a poster for a shitty looking movie.
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I was too busy laughing at this EXCLUSIVE.
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funny. Yes.
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April 25, 2008, 4:02 p.m. CST
The "hero" of the comic brags about raping an A-list celeb
by Zarathos666
I want to see that movie, not this.
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Do you know if any of the villains will make it into the movie?
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A friend of mine in a somewhat popular NYC band had "relations" with 2 suicide girls in one night. I'm not sure if it was at the same time.
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April 25, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST
The "hero" of the comic brags about raping an A-list celeb
by Herb West
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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She really is that thin in real life. That's not a Photoshopped arm.
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Jeez, she is so NOT hot. ooooh a chick with a gun..SO FUCKING WHAT!!!!
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They're only talent is removal of clothing. They can't figure a way to market themselves beyond that and the lipstick lizo shit. Bravo you Skanky Tang lickers. Your parents must be so proud of your Faux Female Art movement. Betty Page laughs at you!
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If it wasn't for the brief blip of MR AND MRS SMITH she'd be taking S.M. Geller's PG-13 horror cast-offs by now.
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...you're not Lara Croft.<p>You never were and you never will be. Now, with the hindsight that you killed a cast-iron winner of a franchise, why don't you and your husband invest some of your huge earnings into making a proper 'Tomb Raider' film with Rhona Mitra as the lead?<p>Just a thought...
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"...I forgot to buy...BULLETS!" Either that or she nodded off during the shoot.
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the Chicago Stunt Unit
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Would someone please give that woman something to eat!
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then i saw her in mr and mrs smith on the big screen. my god what a vision of beauty
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this poster sucks.
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...overbudgeted, over CG-ed piece of crap. Maybe if they'd made this when AJ still had some meat on her bones, I'd have gone to see it just for her (hey, I got rooked into seeing those Tomb Raider POS's that way)
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problem. When will these dipshit women realize that men don't find that attactive? I've seen the trailer and she looks about 95lbs. Plus shes' had too much surgery. Her nose was fine before when it was fuller. Part of me thinks she's had cheek implants as well. Go back and look how she was in Hackers. And also, it's ironic that she wants everybody to believe she's the next Audery Hepburn but she continues to play these gun toting killers. Thats what you call a dicotomy.
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... she *is* a eating disorder. Look at her arm. Its bizarre.
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WINO WINO WINO WINO WINO!
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Look at Kate Bosworth in Superman. That bitch got no ass, no tits, she is skin and bones! I'm sure someone else can think of another movie made by a gay guy featuring stick skinny pancake ass bitches in them.
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That's funny. Too bad there was only like 3 talkbackers that ever read this comic. It could have reached 1000 posts by now if more people had read it.
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oh yeah, Harold?
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Bwahahahahaha - it's true, Yobo
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You should read the comic.
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Look, I don't mean to be an art douche, but seriously, this has to be one of the worst Photoshop jobs in recent history. If the light is reflecting off her face, why wouldn't it be reflecting off her hand, or the gun for that matter. This poster sucks weiner holes.
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...really...come on shes not an awful actress..just clearly a bit crazy..which is cool too
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It get's her attention, and keep others away from her. It's a game.
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A little TOO much empathy for the starving people of the world she supports.
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This feels very nightwatch. Curious how a film is marketed in different countries. http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/wanted/international-trailer-b
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http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/wanted/international-trailer-b
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nothing will keep me away from my further adoration of James McAvoy.
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I don't know how well Wanted would have translated (yes I know that's really skeptical, given all the comic book films we see). It has potential, but given what they've elected to do with the story, while perserving the character Wesley for me keeps it interesting. As for Angelina, well, I for one tire of her off screen antics trumping anything she might do on screen and I sincerely wish we could get past this supermarket tabloid obsession far too many of us have about her.
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I saw all the trailers so far, and still haven't been intrigued by the movie. I want to love it (mostly because of its association to Miller), but there hasn't been a reason to yet.
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I just heard that Good ole G, Damn Michel Bay will be filming TF2 in Philadelphia My home. very interesting somebody order me a TINO shirt.
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This time focusing on Jolie... http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/wanted/international-trailer
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Angelina is hot enough that my wife says she'd watch me do her. SCORE!!!
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Meh...
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Brad got a raw deal.
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Made to be watched while fucking idiots talk through the whole thing? I'll pass.
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Yeah, the character was based on Eminem.
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through this whole talkback, I've completely forgot to mention Shit-Head. Yes, the first character that is a literal pile of shit. Made from the feces of 666 of the worst people in history, including Hitler I think. I'm not kidding. People really have to check out this comic.
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i really wish Jolie would go away
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Take a fucking shower!
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April 25, 2008, 10:04 p.m. CST
Guys, please, just read the graphic novel, forget this movie.
by Warcraft
It is complete and utter garbage compared to the graphic novel. I don't even know why it's called wanted. so much is different, that the could have gotten away with calling it something else, and not have had to worry about paying for the rights to the property, or getting sued.
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April 25, 2008, 10:05 p.m. CST
oh and angelina is a godess. virgin talkbackers are annoying.
by Warcraft
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people who can't spell are annoying too, har har har!!!
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Is that a still from Liquid Television? Miss that show :(
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Anyone else notice in the new trailer aj23 posted that when McAvoy hits his boss with the keyboard the keys that fly off spell "FOK YOU"? Don't know if that was in the comic or not but that's a cool little touch.
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Yeah, no shit. It's not like they are marketing this to the fans of the comic anyway. Even here on the talkbacks, there's only been about 5 people that have even seen the comic anyway. That's like 2 per cent and it's probably the same with the whole population.
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that Fox (A.J.'s character) in the comic was a hardcore black ghetto girl.
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is defying gravity.
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And she wonders why A MIGHTY HEART doesnt get taken seriously
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April 25, 2008, 10:47 p.m. CST
doesnt she really have a tatto saying I LOVE BILLY BOB?
by Groothewarrior
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Wanted In Name Only. You know something is terrible wrong when it's Angelina Jolie on the poster instead of the main character (James McAvoy)
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chick is a swizzle stick
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First of all this movie looks stupid. Second - why put Jolie on your poster if she is not gonna show some boobs.
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April 26, 2008, 2:06 a.m. CST
THE MACHINIST II: JOLIE NEED TO EAT
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Jesus, she makes Iggy Pop look like Harry.
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eat some food
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April 26, 2008, 3:26 a.m. CST
Dont think the comic was that good, and don't mind "WINO"
by blindambition238
It had a really good premise though, and the "can you spot the hero" easter eggs scattered throughout, but I think Millar got too caught up trying to do a Garth Ennis impression to actually develop anything of substance. That said, the movie looks fun, and while I understand and don't mind the reason for removing the superhero aspect, but after watching these trailers I REALLY hope they're not chickening out here and making the lead into a hero.The basic essence of the book that made it interesting was that it was about a guy who makes a conscience and thought out choice to be an evil and selfish SOB. Otherwise, yea it'll just be a rehash of The Matrix (probably still fun though).
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Here? Really?
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It looks GOOD. Jolie seems to be fitting into a role similar to Trinity in "The Matrix". The whole movie isn't centered around her a la Lara Croft. I call it a guilty pleasure that will JUST clear $100 million U.S. box office. Don't let the poster fool you--- she looks as fit & well-fed as ever in the trailer.
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April 26, 2008, 5:12 a.m. CST
This has as much to do with the Wanted comic as Wall-e
by David Cloverfield
They both have titles with W in it. I've never seen an adaptation this far removed from the source material.
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Personally if a film can't be faithful to the source, id rather it try to find its own voice than try to imitate the comic and do it badly. Im guessing that if they had done a completely faithful adap, it would have been nc17, which wouldn't have been financed the way this has...and nobody would have seen it, cos it would be too niche. It seems that Timur has used the very basic premise at the beginning of the GN and used it to make his american nightwatch. Judging from the russian trailers its going to be hard R. It may be a crap adaptation... but faithful doesn't always= good movie. Fans of the comic have a right to be pissed...but this isn't touching the comic, the two can stand separately. And if it turns out good, it'll introduce more people to the GN. Hopefully it'll be a good spin on a similar premise.
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Angelina Jolie is a bit mad and Skinny, She's also Fit as Fuck!, Both those 'Watch' movies were incoherent messes with some visual flare, This movie looks like one long bullet bending chase with a wee Scottish laddy and a Tatooed Lara Croft. Might work, Probably won't Who knows!? Oh, and the poster is weird looking coz of her skinny arm and the fact it looks like her right shoulder turns into her left arm but I can't see how it's a bad Photoshop job? <P>Talkbackers gotta bitch!
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They could've done it with subtlte hints without actually shoving supervillains down our throats. Remember the scene where the "Professor" shows his most kept secret, a peace of Red Cape in the hidden chamber of his lab, the last thing he kept from the old world? They didn't say who it belonged to, but the reader knew instantly. I thing that feeling can be translated to screen. They just went incredibly safe with this and changed a real WTF? story into a general shitty action movie.
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than "Crank 2:High Suckage" or whatever the latter is called.<p>That poster is meh at best.
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The TALKBACKERS suck cock..I hate 99 percent of them..this place is so full of hate. If I was an actor or involved in a movie I would never be involved at all with this site..why go through all the crap from the talkbackers..its all bs. PLEASE DIE ALL OF YOU.
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you sexy, saucy uber-minx you.
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Angelina isn't too thin, it's just that most of you are morbidly obese and this has distorted your perspective...<p>Arf, arf!
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Ahh, bless your little heart. This mean old world is obviously too much for you, why not get some rope and end it all in a glorious frenzy of Emo anguish?
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starve themselves. Toothpick arms are not attractive. Same thing with Ricci in that Black Snake Moan movie no one saw. Ribs sticking out of someone is something I would rather not see. There's a difference between being thin and fit and being skelator.
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All those tatoos and a bony, anorexic looking arm...yuck.
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food
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April 26, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST
Jolie is one of those actors whose projects face this benchmark:
by BrandLoyalist
Worth scheduling the Sin City 2 shoot around? Because that's been the problem, right, scheduling? 5 years between movies, pah. Oh wait a minute, IMDB has Rachel Weisz (meow) rumored for Ava Lord now. So, I guess the question here is, worth doing instead of Sin City 2? Don't want to prejudge this movie or anything; maybe it'll be worthwhile.
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see her boobs in the shot, it's much easier to notice that she might weigh six or seven pounds. Without the boobs, that is. Seriously, eat a fucking sandwich or something.
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And by work out I don't mean laying on her back and being pumped! OH SNAP! Of course, she will have to eat more to make up for the extra calories she will burn from resistance training. Angelina, your man is Brad Pitt. I think he knows a smidge about being in shape-- although he's an actor and they constantly fluctuate.
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Is that really her arm. Looks like it was a photoshop bone addiditon. Like something out of that skeleton "horror" movie from the 60s or which ever period it was.
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or whatever the sequel was, but what first looked like a big screen-big budget version of TV's Chuck, is starting to look like the movie Hitman wanted to be. Oh and yes, apparently the posters designer doesn't think anyone knows human anatomy.
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April 26, 2008, 3:51 p.m. CST
Rocco Curioso
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
This is you: http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/APRIL/VernBlog.html
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http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/angelina_jolie_has_beautiful_a.php
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If you look at her spaghetti arms on that poster it looks more like she weighs 66 pounds. However, I prefer her as an action star, but with arms like that she couldn't even lift a marble.
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They put a 1911 without an ambi safety in her left hand and her finger is on the trigger... duh.
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when she adopted all those damn African kids.
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big lips...large clit
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I likely won't see it in the theater, however I found the trailer favorable, and it seemed like a fun eye candy action flick. I think it has same arthurian theme and some similar images as The Matrix, but the story has been told a hundred times because we find it compelling. <p> Everybody wants someone to knock on the door and say "We need you to help us save the world, You are the key. We realize you have been known as Joe Shmuck the telemarketer up until now but you are going bloom in a big way to become the hero you have always fantasized about. Now get some pants on and follow me." <p> It should be a fun but forgettable movie, on par with Tranformers or Mr & Mrs Smith, but not suffer from the lingering stank silliness of Armageddon or Swordfish.
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Man, nothin' but a Dr. Who Cares post in 24 hours. OK, what else can be said about a movie we haven't seen? Oh, I know: no matter how fast you whip your gun around, the bullet is still gonna come out much faster, and therefore will have about as much curve as Angie's forearm. Other than that, the movie looks like it makes perfect sense.
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For those of you who don't know, the main dude in the film can make bullets curve out of the gun. I think it'd be cool in the sequel if they could get some guy from the Dominican Republic who could fire a change-up.
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Her character has a long third arm which reaches out of her vagina, and carries a piece. I didn't want to spoil it, but hey, now you know.
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To the Jolie haters: OK, I give you that she's too skinny. But to say you wouldn't do her is just a pathetic attempt at building self-esteem. "She's so skinny. Therefore I reject her." This implies that you could conceivably ever be in the POSITION to reject her. Plus I'd lay big money that if she ever came up to you and put her big pouty lips together and said fuck me, cowboy, and bent over in front of you, you'd come before your hands got to your belt buckle.
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No, you're thinking of Oprah's vagina on South Park. Please refrain from making ME think of Oprah's vagina, thank you very much.
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April 26, 2008, 11:19 p.m. CST
I was curious wether anyone would catch that Sloppo
by PurityOfEssence
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... when they used it for Desperado.
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April 27, 2008, 4:33 a.m. CST
So, I'm looking at Angelina as she walks past me one day
by BendersShinyAss
She makes eye contact with me briefly and this incredible tingle goes down my spin... so anyway there were really onyl 2 thoughts that wetn through my mind <p> 1 this chick is impossibly beautiful <p> 2 she's so fucking skiny and small i could break her in half with half my strength (hardly the action hero we're made to believe she is) <p> so yeah... she's alright. And she was with brad pitt of course... and that poor bastard is the most pussy whiped guy I've ever seen.
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She's not just an action star.
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April 27, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST
Glad I'm not crazy either, her arm looks streched. lol
by Kampbell-Kid
By the taffy puller.
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With a username like that, I'm guessing heterosexual vaginal intercourse isn't exactly your thing.
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That's why it was cool. You were rooting for the bad guys the whole time. It was very cinematic and subversive. This looks like every other "Matrix" rip off we've seen since, well, "The Matrix."
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http://tinyurl.com/3adc6q Mmmm
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http://tinyurl.com/3adc6q
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leaves me to think this may be a melting pot of many things I hate about Summer movies all rolled up into one. You know when your biggest selling point is that the movie is made for a large screen, you've got nothing. If only they could find a way to throw a humorous wedding into this action packed rom-com.
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Why do people still think she is this big hollywood draw, all her recent movies have bombed. Why does she have to take james McAvoy down with her. Cant she just do a sex tape and then fuck off
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Baby Mama w/18.3m; Harold/Kumar 14.6m and a dead heat between FSM and Forbidden Kingdom for 3rd ($11m). FSM dropped just 38% from its opening weekend, a most encouraging sign.
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come on...post the vid...its hilarious
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AICN has had NO updates today. NOTHING is happening in movie or television or comic book news today? Nothing in the realm of geek interests? <p> Well, I suppose they're all in line for GTA IV. I already paid for mine. I just need to pick it up at midnight.
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I'm rarely soo negative about geek-friendly movies, but the premise for this is just so... stupid. guh.
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You know it's dry in Hollywood when they make a movie about bullets that curve.
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April 27, 2008, 6:21 p.m. CST
The fuck are you guys talking about
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
GTA is still a day away. Tomorrow at midnight, at the least.
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Usually I find making shit up easier and funner, but this is actually true: James Caan quit the movie "Nailed" when he and the director couldn't agree on how his character should choke on a cookie.
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Thanks for the tizip!
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showing it to be much more hardcore and violent...however, the guts of the comic is still cut out...which kinda alludes me, with all the superhero properties coming out, why stray so far from the original storyline?
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I agree. Never been since.
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But pretty damn hot in Gone in 60 seconds as well.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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and I cant even remember the last good movie shes done.
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- AJ is smoking hot & keeps doing the geeky shit that we all love. Hating is Never Cool!
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This is seriously on the top of the home page of Aintitcoolnews in late August. Somebody done fucked up, ya heard?
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