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I Brought My Pencil!! J.J. Abrams Got It Bad For Big-Screen Teen Sex Comedy HOT FOR TEACHER!!
I am – Hercules!!
Do you feel tardy?
Paramount, which teamed with J.J. Abrams on “Mission: Impossible 3,” “Cloverfield” and the new big-screen “Star Trek,” has bought the script for the Abrams-produced “Hot For Teacher,” a movie about a teen determined to bone his instructor before graduation.
It was written by TV vet Jay Dyer, whose credits include “DAG” and “Andy Richter Controls The Universe.”
Read all of The Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.
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bring back the 80's...
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That Van Halen song. Sounds like "From the makers of American Pie."
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That Van Halen song. Sounds like "From the makers of American Pi."
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If it's half as funny as the average episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," I'll be there!
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SO Bad, im hot for da music
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Hopefully when he's finally done with that STAR TREK nonsense he'll dive straight in DT.
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The script was a weak, weak AMERICAN PIE rehash. It's a series of dumb, near-impossible scenarios, bad gags, and a horrible ending. It's going to need a LOT of work to be anywhere close to good.
At the beginning the three main characters make a pact to get laid by graduation. Does that sound good to you anymore? It shouldn't. -
Mia Kirschner would be perfect for this movie.
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Out of respect for the extreme amount of ass-kicking Van Halen brings to the table, Abrams better not botch this one. Hoping for an Eddie cameo.
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I do.
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Apr 25, 2008 1:28:35 AM CDT
but a male taps anything underage its 8-12 and sex-predator list
by groothewarrior
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Apr 25, 2008 1:41:15 AM CDT
And originality contines to get the shit kicked out of it.
by kid idioteque
Please, just let it die in peace.
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With all the female teacher on underage boy sex going on today, this won't cause a stir.
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Word
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sheesh...
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Let's face it, we've all had 1 or 2 teachers we wanted to bang. I sure did. There are plenty of horny teenagers in class daydreaming about bending Mrs. Davis over the desk and pulling her skirt up- and then praying that they don't have to stand up anytime soon- but let's not encourage it. To all the Debra LaFave's out there: if you need it that bad, I'm here, I'm available and I look like a teenager! C'mon!
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I'll only watch if the film shows us this guy as a forty-two year old drinking whisky from a slusho container, and remembers a time when he tried to have sex with a maladjusted teacher.
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Hopefully no film maker will ever attempt to translate King's magnum opus to the big or small screen. Some things are perfect the way they are.
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man,i wish I could go back and bone some of my old high school teachers
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Kimmel and Carolla's unproduced script by the same name sounds better.
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to stab shitheels in the mouth with.
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I laughed exactly two times. That's not enough for a 2 hrs long comedy (Or any comedy.)
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From their point of view. So we only see her boobs and ass...never her face. This is, after all, from their perspective.
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Then when they're boning, they look around.
Did you hear that, they say. Then they run, naked, out the door screaming. Some old lady looks out her window. She says in a wise voice, my, my the young ones are so free these days.
The stoned teens in the theater shall laugh.
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But Damon Lindelof has already confirmed that they are in very early stages of developing the films. He and Abrams famously optioned the rights off King for exactly $19. Which, you have to admit, is pretty fucking cool.
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Please make it and release it in IMAX 3D and watch the money poor in. PS: I still want to bang Tamar from ILM. Love me long dark red hair.
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(And don't say frickin' Chuck) It must be a damn good script.
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It's too early to make judgment, but I'm interested at this point.
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Great VH tune. Alex and Eddie's drum and guitar intro both rip!
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TO GO
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What happened to JJ after graduation.
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Get a blonde like in the Van Halen video.
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But you know it'd be funnier if the teacher is Jason Bateman.
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Apr 27, 2008 1:54:07 AM CDT
I hope it has steemy scenes of young student fucking the shit ou
by proman1984
of a sexy young slender teacher. Licking her pussy and all that shit. That woulda be hot.
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