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Greynolds Park Challenges SPEED RACER And Speed Wins!!


Merrick here...


My man Greynolds Park sent in some thoughts on SPEED RACER shortly after attending a screening of the film. Due to his enthusiasm for the movie, I should probably say that I know Greynolds...he is not a plant & has nothing to do with this film.


Here's Greynolds...

So I've gotta say that as a fan of the classic Speed
Racer cartoon series, I was not impressed with what
I've seen over the past 6 months or so in relation to
the promotion and hype of this new live action film. I
honestly had no intention of seeing it when it was
released in theaters.

Well, this weekend a friend who works for the studio
(Warner Bros) calls me up and asks if my girlfriend
and I wanted to attend a Press Screening in Los
Angeles that evening. I declined initially, but just
for the heck of it asked the g/f. She, of course,
surprised me by saying she'd love to go. So I caved
and figured if it really sucked, maybe we'd wander out
and duck into another flick there at the theater.

I gotta tell you we ended up going and as soon as the
movie began, I was riveted to my seat. Words, CANNOT
explain the magnitude of this film. HOLY SHIT! Forget
Wachowski, those brothers should be called
WOW'chowski!

Ok.

I dont even know if this really captures it, but
imagine if you took visual elements of TRON, silly
imagination of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,
Star Wars: Episode 1's Pod Racing scenes, Cool
futuristic cars of Back to the Future 2, a
technologically rampant city from Blade Runner, Color
Schemes of Dick Tracy, CGI elements of Sky Captain &
the World of Tomorrow and the Comic Book stylings of
300 and Sin City and blended them all together. You'd
get a concoction of something that is so visually
stunning, rich in color and mind blowingly effects
laden that you'd be speechless. And thus I truly was.

I've NEVER seen a movie like this before. The editing
was fast pace, the details of props and 70's retro
sets along with flashbacks woven into moving wipes of
current scenes and around characters was quite
impressive.

The acting was decent as well though at
times Emile Hirsch's character reminded me a bit of
Hayden Christiansen - yet there were other times he
totally embodied the cartoon Speed we all grew up on.
There were show stealers like Paulie Litt who played
Spritel (that kid has a future in Hollywood!) John
Goodman and Susan Surandon were solid and Matthew
Fox's "Racer X" character honestly didnt stray too far
from his "Jack" strong leader persona from LOST, but
definitely held his ground. And Christina Ricci both
old and young versions of her Trixie character were a
pure delight to watch.

With homaginal nods to the classic series, it feels
like this movie is so perfect and the CGI is
so breathtaking, you really feel like you're at times
watching a bad-ass cartoon - then at times watching a
quirky, over-saturated scene from a Tim Burton film.

Admittingly though, like many movies like Gladiator or
300 in the way that the editing is so fast paced that
you cant really appreciate the fighting because the
images are cut so fast, I sorta felt that way about
some of the racing scenes in the movie, just too fast
and quickly cut.

But man, overall, what a ride!!! I was SO glad I saw
this movie. An,d to top it off, when it was done, a rep
from IMAX walked our group of about 100 to an
adjoining IMAX theater in the same complex where we
were shown the 1st 16 minutes of the film again, this
times in IMAX. WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!!

This is apparently
only coming to 107 theaters in the US in IMAX we were
told. I suggest you FIND ONE near you and see it!!!
The scope and size of IMAX and the details and effects
of this movie, with the sound that comes out...shit
you'll feel you're in the Mach 5 (and 6).

That's all I've got to say, even if you never were a
fan of the old show, you will love this movie, it was
just over-the-top pure fun and I just wanted to let
you all know this is definetely a must see!

Greynolds Park




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i don't care if i'm first or not
by zom-bot.com
Apr 21st, 2008
09:22:26 AM
Hermione's bush
by Finklestone
Apr 21st, 2008
09:23:04 AM
ha ha great second post
by zom-bot.com
Apr 21st, 2008
09:24:57 AM
Of course.
by Jeff Albertson
Apr 21st, 2008
09:26:16 AM
WFD
by Sithdan
Apr 21st, 2008
09:27:09 AM
GREAT REVIEW & MOVIE-GOING EXPERIENCE!!!
by ElectricDreams
Apr 21st, 2008
09:28:14 AM
Pod Races???
by Gr8kabuki999
Apr 21st, 2008
09:28:58 AM
Gr8kabuki999 I think what he was saying was...
by ElectricDreams
Apr 21st, 2008
09:35:56 AM
WOW'chowski????
by Nice Marmot
Apr 21st, 2008
09:39:21 AM
I believe the correct term is "homagiferous"
by tonagan
Apr 21st, 2008
09:40:17 AM
Cool, can't wait!
by Trazadone
Apr 21st, 2008
09:40:18 AM
Ah! Oh! Ah!
by DerLanghaarige
Apr 21st, 2008
09:40:37 AM
Superhypermoviewowacidtripawes omeholyshit
by kafka07
Apr 21st, 2008
09:43:05 AM
And the Word of the Day is......
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 21st, 2008
09:43:24 AM
Homaginal?
by dgcrawford
Apr 21st, 2008
09:45:11 AM
Did he say Sky Captain?
by m_reporter
Apr 21st, 2008
09:46:19 AM
Scratch & Sniff Busted T chicks!
by Kentucky Colonel
Apr 21st, 2008
09:46:59 AM
Go Speed!
by lonestaricon
Apr 21st, 2008
09:50:43 AM
CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT...
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 21st, 2008
09:52:57 AM
PLANT
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Apr 21st, 2008
09:54:41 AM
Podracing? Oh shit.
by James_O'Nasty
Apr 21st, 2008
09:57:28 AM
Is Emile Hirsch gay?
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Apr 21st, 2008
09:58:21 AM
It's got Snake Oiler, so that's a good sign.
by Borgnine JR
Apr 21st, 2008
10:13:30 AM
Now this guy sounds like a plant!
by ganymede3010
Apr 21st, 2008
10:16:54 AM
podracing: bad analogy, well intended.
by zom-bot.com
Apr 21st, 2008
10:18:17 AM
Saw the trailer.
by cookylamoo
Apr 21st, 2008
10:20:58 AM
If the Matrix triolgy taught us anything....
by tvspace
Apr 21st, 2008
10:29:49 AM
somehow - that positive review made it sound like..
by RighteousBrother
Apr 21st, 2008
10:34:26 AM
Pod Racing....Hayden.....Uh Oh....
by Kentucky Colonel
Apr 21st, 2008
10:40:21 AM
Plant!
by BGDAWES
Apr 21st, 2008
10:44:32 AM
Oh give up you whiners!
by Johnno
Apr 21st, 2008
10:58:42 AM
THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER
by icen9ne
Apr 21st, 2008
11:06:04 AM
I was excited to see this movie at first
by Reel American Hero
Apr 21st, 2008
11:16:04 AM
the wachowski naysayers are funny.
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
11:19:38 AM
Matrix Trilogy was great....
by travis-dane
Apr 21st, 2008
11:21:38 AM
Holy Shit
by dogstar69
Apr 21st, 2008
11:23:11 AM
hayden vs. emil...
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
11:28:02 AM
If there was a press screening,
by skimn
Apr 21st, 2008
11:34:41 AM
Is it really the Wachowski "brothers" anymore?
by mowgli77
Apr 21st, 2008
11:35:33 AM
"I declined the tickets originally"
by joeelliott
Apr 21st, 2008
11:44:00 AM
Not to be argumentative cloudrider….
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 21st, 2008
11:52:06 AM
skimm
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
11:54:40 AM
Seriously: "WOW'chowski"
by Node32774
Apr 21st, 2008
12:06:33 PM
cloudrider
by skimn
Apr 21st, 2008
12:07:40 PM
Darth WickedChicken
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
12:09:00 PM
This tool is a plant...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 21st, 2008
12:10:13 PM
Can someone please tell me...
by WickedMonster
Apr 21st, 2008
12:18:41 PM
ok, he's not a plant, but he is a...
by gernblanston67
Apr 21st, 2008
12:27:37 PM
It's a given that the Wachowski's will melt
by skimn
Apr 21st, 2008
12:42:40 PM
It's Homaginal!
by half vader
Apr 21st, 2008
12:45:28 PM
I knew this would be awesome!
by Proman1984
Apr 21st, 2008
12:46:49 PM
cloudrider
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 21st, 2008
12:50:08 PM
and
by Darth WickedChicken
Apr 21st, 2008
12:52:09 PM
And if plants could scream...
by 24200124
Apr 21st, 2008
01:14:12 PM
Nobody fucking READS THE ARTICLE
by Killah_Mate
Apr 21st, 2008
01:39:50 PM
Correction
by Killah_Mate
Apr 21st, 2008
01:41:48 PM
Every indication this is gonna be awesome???
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 21st, 2008
01:46:21 PM
I have 0 interest in this
by Abominable Snowcone
Apr 21st, 2008
01:52:36 PM
If this guy's not a plant...
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 21st, 2008
01:59:10 PM
This movie is already a failure.
by Diagnostic
Apr 21st, 2008
02:00:32 PM
Killah
by skimn
Apr 21st, 2008
02:03:04 PM
I trust this guy.
by Kragmose
Apr 21st, 2008
02:30:59 PM
rev_skarekroe
by Rupee88
Apr 21st, 2008
02:31:55 PM
in other news: six new iron man clips out
by zom-bot.com
Apr 21st, 2008
02:35:37 PM
PLANT
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 21st, 2008
02:49:54 PM
Sounds like crap.
by Photosuperstar
Apr 21st, 2008
02:58:56 PM
Awww poeticwarriorII is just worried...
by Johnno
Apr 21st, 2008
03:19:51 PM
skimn
by Killah_Mate
Apr 21st, 2008
03:25:46 PM
getting pretty excited
by vaterite
Apr 21st, 2008
03:26:09 PM
It's official: this is gonna kick ass!
by max314
Apr 21st, 2008
03:27:25 PM
Oh yeah, also
by Killah_Mate
Apr 21st, 2008
03:28:59 PM
Ridley
by vaterite
Apr 21st, 2008
03:34:26 PM
< P > for breaks
by zom-bot.com
Apr 21st, 2008
03:43:08 PM
IMAX= Superfast Puking
by SoylentMean
Apr 21st, 2008
03:47:32 PM
THIS Is Going To Be The Movie Of The Summer For Me
by LaserPants
Apr 21st, 2008
03:58:05 PM
The word(?) "homaginal" should not be used in a review of a Wach
by Frisco
Apr 21st, 2008
03:59:20 PM
--owski flick
by Frisco
Apr 21st, 2008
04:00:02 PM
Sweet
by Cobbio
Apr 21st, 2008
04:06:37 PM
I'd Bank On A PG Rating
by LaserPants
Apr 21st, 2008
04:11:22 PM
reviews
by MC-909
Apr 21st, 2008
04:27:52 PM
vaterite
by Killah_Mate
Apr 21st, 2008
04:35:20 PM
Yes, I Do Too MC-909
by LaserPants
Apr 21st, 2008
04:37:01 PM
Wow, good review! Plant or not, I'm gonna judge this myself!
by captboulder
Apr 21st, 2008
04:45:34 PM
I knew this flick was going to be revolutionary...
by Chishu_Ryu
Apr 21st, 2008
04:48:15 PM
Peed Racer-Where Are the Rest Stops?
by SoylentMean
Apr 21st, 2008
05:01:06 PM
"There have been 7 Speed Racers before this one"
by SoylentMean
Apr 21st, 2008
05:02:44 PM
SPEED RACER and "classic"
by I am Batman
Apr 21st, 2008
05:08:14 PM
MONKEYS AND RACE CARS!! I TOLD YA!!!
by TomBodet
Apr 21st, 2008
05:11:03 PM
the wachoskis suck??
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
05:27:21 PM
yeah, the speedracer cartoon sucks...
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
05:41:58 PM
Uggghhh.
by the dolphins are in the jacuzzi
Apr 21st, 2008
05:55:15 PM
riiight...
by cloudrider`
Apr 21st, 2008
06:13:38 PM
No mowgli77. No.
by BartholomewNeff
Apr 21st, 2008
06:15:26 PM
Bound is the Wachowski selling point
by SoylentMean
Apr 21st, 2008
06:21:54 PM
Wowchowski brand organic plant food
by 18to88
Apr 21st, 2008
06:46:28 PM
Old people will die in the theaters
by gotham_night
Apr 21st, 2008
06:57:52 PM
"WOW-Plantski!" should be the word for today.
by BLEST
Apr 21st, 2008
07:07:18 PM
BLEST
by vaterite
Apr 21st, 2008
07:43:36 PM
Speed Racer a Popcorn Flick on Overdrive
by Shub-Wankalot
Apr 21st, 2008
08:05:39 PM
Nothin. Blest has Chim Chim envy.
by TomBodet
Apr 21st, 2008
08:44:57 PM
Homgeneal
by memflix
Apr 21st, 2008
09:39:51 PM
Oh, it's not that
by Frisco
Apr 21st, 2008
10:40:34 PM
Thanks Again Greynolds Park
by ElectricDreams
Apr 21st, 2008
11:53:14 PM
Chimp - The Movie
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:40:33 AM
cloudrider...
by t40stunt
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:16:32 AM
What is it with this and the incessant fucking
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:21:50 AM
t40stunt
by cloudrider`
Apr 22nd, 2008
05:24:34 AM
Exactly right, Cloudrider...
by max314
Apr 22nd, 2008
05:50:42 AM
The Matrix sequels are misunderstood masterpieces
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:10:38 AM
I have a question for the... "reviewer".
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:33:41 AM
Here's another question:
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:35:44 AM
Here's a True Fact:
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:43:50 AM
I don't know what's more annoying
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:54:34 AM
cloudrider - the point
by compn
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:01:56 AM
skimn
by Psyclops
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:05:45 AM
also, the only way i'll see speedu rasuru
by compn
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:07:32 AM
You know...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:14:09 AM
Doc
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:34:40 AM
Jarv
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:41:49 AM
Thanks Again, ElectricDreams
by Franklin T Marmoset
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:42:19 AM
for serious matrix fans
by compn
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:43:07 AM
P.S. Pogs
by Franklin T Marmoset
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:49:33 AM
I wish I'd written Franklin's post
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
07:59:55 AM
P.P.S. Vern
by Franklin T Marmoset
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:00:29 AM
i lol'd at pogs too
by compn
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:05:05 AM
Don't put yourself down, Jarv
by Franklin T Marmoset
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:06:40 AM
We'll have to play one day, compn
by Franklin T Marmoset
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:09:39 AM
Cheers
by Lost Jarv
Apr 22nd, 2008
08:30:05 AM
Franklin
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:24:55 AM
compn
by cloudrider`
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:58:03 AM
max314
by cloudrider`
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:10:50 AM
cloudrider
by compn
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:16:27 AM
WTF box office takes got to do with anything??!!!
by cloudrider`
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:22:20 AM
ghost in the shell...
by cloudrider`
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:06:21 PM
Attention, attention! All fuckheads listen up!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:21:39 PM
On me not contributing to the Talkback until now
by elvenblade
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:43:16 PM
elvenblade
by DocPazuzu
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:28:24 PM
Chim Chim in Imax
by gotham_night
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:31:33 PM
EVERY MOVIE COPIES EVERYONE ELSE!!!
by Johnno
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:19:27 PM
That said, we only need ONE reviewer to clear this up!
by Johnno
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:21:57 PM
OMG! EVERY MOVIE HAS THINGS!
by gotham_night
Apr 22nd, 2008
04:39:13 PM
Wachowski-mania
by tvspace
Apr 22nd, 2008
05:12:02 PM
VEEE for Vendetta
by gotham_night
Apr 22nd, 2008
05:47:34 PM
I'm a plant.
by TomBodet
Apr 22nd, 2008
06:14:20 PM
OK, so you're not a plant.
by Harry Weinstein
Apr 23rd, 2008
12:10:02 AM
What, A Guy Can't Have An Opinion?
by ElectricDreams
Apr 23rd, 2008
01:31:39 AM
Electric Dreams
by Lost Jarv
Apr 23rd, 2008
03:26:53 AM
TalkBackers Are Plants!
by Revolution_Now
Apr 23rd, 2008
05:59:40 AM
Revolution_Now
by DocPazuzu
Apr 23rd, 2008
07:48:12 AM
"tons of TB postings...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 23rd, 2008
07:49:00 AM
As in...
by ElectricDreams
Apr 23rd, 2008
09:23:03 AM
ElectricDreams
by DocPazuzu
Apr 23rd, 2008
10:04:14 AM
Pathetic
by Lost Jarv
Apr 23rd, 2008
10:22:03 AM
Alias'
by ElectricDreams
Apr 23rd, 2008
10:23:13 AM
ElectricDreams
by DocPazuzu
Apr 23rd, 2008
10:24:34 AM

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