Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I might be crazy, but I can't help but think Halle Berry is unintentionally remaking the cult classic THE THING WITH TWO HEADS. I read the announcement at Variety about her new movie called FRANKIE & ALICE. She plays a young woman with multiple personality disorder... half of her is a normal, well adjusted lady and the other half is a racist Caucasian.

In THE THING WITH TWO HEADS a racist (played by Ray Milland) has his head surgically attached to another man, who ends up being Rosey Grier, really kickass character actor from the '70s... a big, tough afro'd black dude.

I guess we won't get the pleasure of seeing Berry wearing that awkward neck-brace thing with an obvious dummy white-guy head hanging off of it in the long shots... Seriously, though... this movie could be a trainwreck... or it could be disturbing. Or both. Thoughts?