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The Atomic Boot (An American Soldier In Korea) Takes On IRON MAN!!


Merrick here...

The Atomic Boot sent in the following review of IRON MAN, which screened at the theaters on his base in Korea.


There are some moderate spoilers below, so proceed with caution if you want to remain 100% pure.

REALLY cool that Favreau and Downey showed up at the screening discussed here.



Here's The Atomic Boot...

I am a soldier stationed in Korea and found out this afternoon that there would be a special screening of Iron Man at the base theater...for one night only!!

Being the huge movie and comic geek that I am (and realizing we would be seeing it weeks early) I knew I had to check this out. This by itself would be enough to make most geeks envious, but as If this weren't great enough, not only did we find out that we would be the first group to see this finished film in the world, Jon Favreau and Robert Downey, Jr. showed up as well !!

These two are class acts all the way.

But enough ass kissing...on to the details.

***Spoilers ahead, so be warned***

This movie kicks ass. Hard.

The film starts with the footage we've all seen in the trailers of Stark bullshitting with some soldiers ("This better not wind up on Myspace...") and the following capture by the hands of terrorists; Stark waking up and realizing he is bound, scared to death and surrounded by hooded men making a video.

Cue Title Card.

Flashback to a the events leading up to that day, including Stark scoring a Vanity Fair reporter and the pitch to the military leaders for the Stark Enterprise Jericho missile. As Stark leaves the event the convoy is attacked and this catches us up to the present.

As we all know, Stark escapes (in total terrorist ass kicking mode) by creating the suit and is rescued as he wanders the desert aimlessly, afterwards. Our hero returns to the states a changed man, and tries to change the direction of his company. He is met with total and underhanded resistance by an awesomely bald and bearded The Dude, as Obediah Stone.

Tony takes Stone's advice of laying low and taking some time off, but not quite how Stone thought he might. Stark throws himself into developing a new suit, and the following sequences are incredibly CGI'ed, and even more comical and just as well done (if not better) than Spidey learning how his powers worked.

The build up to the final battle with Iron Man vs an iron Jeff Bridges comes almost too quick, but not before we see Stark square off against more terrorists and fighter jets (a great phone conversation between Stark and Terence Howard make this scene even more memorable). The press conference at the end brought huge laughs and I couldn't think of a better and more appropriate ending (or better way to hint SEQUEL)

The long story a little shorter?

Robert Downey, Jr IS Tony Stark.

Favreau completely and totally owned this one...and the Marvel legacy continues to grow.

Inside comic geek jokes running all throughout the film.

Gwyneth as Pepper Potts was actually not bad at all...her acting was spot on and I totally believed in her and Stark's chemistry/sexual tension.

Every comic geek had a huge smile after Terence Howard looked at the extra suit and nailed his delivery.

No Samuel Jackson as Nick Fury, but SHIELD is there (with a great running joke about it's name)

This is a great summer film and if it is not huge initially (I am sure it will be) with the good word-of-mouth it should get I predict a huge world wide return.

Here are some pics to verify this report...feel free to run the cool Korean scripted version (autographed by Favreau and Downey)of the movie poster if you like.

If you use this call me the Atomic Boot...




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'And the Marvel legacy continues to grow'
by Billy Batts
Apr 17th, 2008
09:16:24 AM
obadiah stone????
by ludmir88
Apr 17th, 2008
09:19:28 AM
OZZY is Iron Man!
by Groothewarrior
Apr 17th, 2008
09:19:47 AM
For tonight only- no cameras
by RenoNevada2000
Apr 17th, 2008
09:22:07 AM
Now that's a Movie poster!!
by Stalkeye
Apr 17th, 2008
09:22:50 AM
"And The Marvel legacy continues to grow'
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Apr 17th, 2008
09:25:21 AM
Obadiah Lebowski
by Flint_Ironstag
Apr 17th, 2008
09:28:17 AM
Stan says first weekend will be $135m plus
by Irving_Forbush
Apr 17th, 2008
09:28:58 AM
is it stark industries or stark enterprises?
by Mr_X
Apr 17th, 2008
09:31:26 AM
What? The Korean War is still ongoing??
by TheBoyFromUlster
Apr 17th, 2008
09:32:26 AM
It's true, technically the Korean War is still going on.
by rbatty024
Apr 17th, 2008
09:37:11 AM
Terrance Howard
by Dokkalvar
Apr 17th, 2008
09:43:30 AM
Plant
by Ruthless Berserk
Apr 17th, 2008
09:46:06 AM
rbatty024...
by KosherWookie
Apr 17th, 2008
09:51:17 AM
But Does Terrance Howard Cry?
by Frodo T. Baggins
Apr 17th, 2008
09:57:32 AM
Like this movie needs any fucking plants.
by polyh3dron
Apr 17th, 2008
10:02:41 AM
So what ur saying is I should join the army!?
by donwillymo
Apr 17th, 2008
10:04:07 AM
get killed on foreign land but watch early screenings anyway
by donwillymo
Apr 17th, 2008
10:04:35 AM
No plant
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 17th, 2008
10:07:35 AM
Sam Jackson
by 11dayempire
Apr 17th, 2008
10:13:57 AM
Harry's Iron Man corner animation is a honk
by Snookeroo
Apr 17th, 2008
10:14:13 AM
The poll at SHH has the film making $165 million on opening week
by Charlie Murphy
Apr 17th, 2008
10:16:00 AM
Charlie Murphy - I saw that poll too
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 17th, 2008
10:22:39 AM
Oh my fucking god - I misread the poll
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 17th, 2008
10:24:23 AM
5 dolla!...suckie suckie..me love you long time...
by TheBoyFromUlster
Apr 17th, 2008
10:35:27 AM
Grand Theft Auto 4 is scaring the Hollywood studios.
by Lashlarue
Apr 17th, 2008
10:45:41 AM
You disrespectful pieces of shit...
by PirateEmery
Apr 17th, 2008
10:48:19 AM
Looking forward to this.
by mrfan
Apr 17th, 2008
10:48:46 AM
Node...
by KosherWookie
Apr 17th, 2008
10:53:45 AM
planty plant...:these two are class acts" planty
by LORDRANDO
Apr 17th, 2008
10:59:24 AM
Atomic Boot
by Rocklover79
Apr 17th, 2008
11:08:01 AM
Iron Plant!!
by kbass
Apr 17th, 2008
11:24:24 AM
ironman
by j2talk
Apr 17th, 2008
11:25:28 AM
opps forgot
by j2talk
Apr 17th, 2008
11:27:42 AM
still needed
by j2talk
Apr 17th, 2008
11:30:45 AM
TheBoyFromUlster
by TheBloop
Apr 17th, 2008
11:49:06 AM
This is crap....
by Drwyrm2002
Apr 17th, 2008
12:02:00 PM
oh and rbatty024...
by Drwyrm2002
Apr 17th, 2008
12:04:24 PM
BBFC CONFIRMS SAMUEL JACKSON IS IN THE FILM
by NovaBlue
Apr 17th, 2008
12:14:04 PM
Troops in Korea
by Toonol
Apr 17th, 2008
12:28:31 PM
Thanks NovaBlue
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 17th, 2008
12:40:07 PM

by catlettuce4
Apr 17th, 2008
01:06:10 PM
I assume you're trying to be funny, dannyglovers
by zacdilone
Apr 17th, 2008
01:55:32 PM
This movie looks like
by Abominable Snowcone
Apr 17th, 2008
02:04:31 PM
Take this political silliness over to FARK where it belongs.
by fireclown
Apr 17th, 2008
02:13:13 PM
Scumbag military personnel?
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 17th, 2008
02:46:59 PM
"I'm not the hero type, clearly"
by SpawnofAchilles
Apr 17th, 2008
03:01:02 PM
Pony up
by tme2nsb
Apr 17th, 2008
03:05:21 PM
Seriously Dickblood
by Stalkeye
Apr 17th, 2008
03:40:36 PM
I'm against censorship
by Sappers Forward
Apr 17th, 2008
03:41:59 PM
I just erased a rant...
by Sappers Forward
Apr 17th, 2008
04:10:00 PM
Dannyglovers
by Sappers Forward
Apr 17th, 2008
04:13:43 PM
Why cut the Nick Fury part?
by finky089
Apr 17th, 2008
04:16:59 PM
God forbid the dude actually like the movie
by terry1978
Apr 17th, 2008
04:19:49 PM

by finky089
Apr 17th, 2008
04:22:10 PM
Plants In The Military?!
by LaserPants
Apr 17th, 2008
04:28:26 PM
EVERYONE IS A SKRULL!!!
by LaserPants
Apr 17th, 2008
04:52:00 PM
Marvel......
by Herb West
Apr 17th, 2008
05:04:57 PM
This Will Be Better Than Spider-Man....
by Underoos Hero
Apr 17th, 2008
05:18:59 PM
deliciouscowbell
by Herb West
Apr 17th, 2008
05:20:02 PM
what's iron man
by axemurder
Apr 17th, 2008
05:37:34 PM
For Iron Boot: From one soldier to another...
by Sithtastic
Apr 17th, 2008
05:55:00 PM
From today's The Onion...
by bswise
Apr 17th, 2008
06:28:53 PM
Where's Cygnus with one of his RaRa-America Rants?
by Yeti
Apr 17th, 2008
06:38:17 PM
Cygnus Is Patriotically Cleaning HIs Mother's Basement
by LaserPants
Apr 17th, 2008
06:59:22 PM
again, I take the controversial stand/unpopular
by irrelevntelefant
Apr 17th, 2008
06:59:47 PM
BATMAN BEGINS RIP-OFF? WTF!?!!??
by rightarm4Rosario
Apr 17th, 2008
07:22:13 PM
rightarm4Rosario
by jingle_balls
Apr 17th, 2008
07:35:26 PM
#14 (not in the movies, but still)
by rightarm4Rosario
Apr 17th, 2008
07:37:58 PM
IRON MAN : DIRECTOR OF SHIELD
by LaserPants
Apr 17th, 2008
07:38:28 PM
jingle_balls
by rightarm4Rosario
Apr 17th, 2008
07:46:07 PM
wikipedia tells me I was WRONG
by rightarm4Rosario
Apr 17th, 2008
07:56:13 PM
ATOMIC BOOT: I STOPPED READING AT "THIS MOVIE KICKS ASS. HARD."
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 17th, 2008
08:37:13 PM
holy shit!!
by waites
Apr 17th, 2008
09:44:38 PM
rightarm4Rosario
by jingle_balls
Apr 17th, 2008
09:51:09 PM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 17th, 2008
10:11:57 PM
DANNYGLOVER'S DICKBLOOD
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 17th, 2008
10:29:44 PM
noiretblanc ??
by rightarm4Rosario
Apr 17th, 2008
11:30:40 PM
So, this will be TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 18th, 2008
12:56:30 AM
RE:rightarm4Rosario
by dogstar69
Apr 18th, 2008
02:22:09 AM
Gwyneth
by mr_shoreditch
Apr 18th, 2008
02:54:44 AM
Damned Military Punks
by Nabster
Apr 18th, 2008
05:42:37 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Drwyrm2002
Apr 18th, 2008
07:46:17 AM
Oh,and I hope your joking nabster
by Drwyrm2002
Apr 18th, 2008
07:47:11 AM
You can criticize the foreign policy of the US all you want
by zacdilone
Apr 18th, 2008
08:58:52 AM
GREAT POST ZACDILONE
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 18th, 2008
09:43:25 AM
RE: DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Revolution_Now
Apr 18th, 2008
06:54:28 PM
that's all he is...
by just pillow talk
Apr 18th, 2008
07:51:07 PM
Nabster=dumb prick
by DoctorWho?
Apr 18th, 2008
10:30:51 PM
saw it for a second time yesterday.
by slappy jones
Apr 19th, 2008
02:06:12 AM
Granted, RDJ is the only valuable thing in it
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 19th, 2008
09:24:53 AM
Nick Fury
by CharlesDexterBored
Apr 19th, 2008
09:55:35 AM
Bell-bottom armor = flames on Batman
by SpencerTrilby
Apr 19th, 2008
05:38:17 PM

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