Scarlett has her ponytail, her crossbow and her figure intact and tasty! G.I. JOE!!!! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

Yum. by BGDAWES	Apr 16th, 2008 03:25:56 PM
Who's the actress again? by tonagan	Apr 16th, 2008 03:27:08 PM
I thought they were going to be true to the cartoon... by fractureJonze	Apr 16th, 2008 03:27:58 PM
by ominus	Apr 16th, 2008 03:28:05 PM
i am in love !!!!!!! by ominus	Apr 16th, 2008 03:29:29 PM
Looks more like the Baroness by fractureJonze	Apr 16th, 2008 03:29:46 PM
Too bad she's not naked... by stinkyfingerz	Apr 16th, 2008 03:31:26 PM
Here we go again by Samus Aran	Apr 16th, 2008 03:31:37 PM
AMAZING!!! by Demode	Apr 16th, 2008 03:32:32 PM
If Spider-Man's success taught us anything, it's that it is OKAY by CreasyBear	Apr 16th, 2008 03:33:57 PM
I don't like her face by GodMars	Apr 16th, 2008 03:34:20 PM
Solid Snake...with tits! by BiggusDickus	Apr 16th, 2008 03:34:36 PM
Picture Enlarged? by MediaNerd	Apr 16th, 2008 03:34:39 PM
That's awesome. And I know nothing about G.I. Joe. by David Cloverfield	Apr 16th, 2008 03:34:39 PM
...AND A MILLION FANBOYS by Babba-Booey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:38:40 PM
Is it weird... by JackieJokeman	Apr 16th, 2008 03:39:39 PM
That'll do, pig. by BackwardGalaxy	Apr 16th, 2008 03:40:04 PM
oh my by chewyou812	Apr 16th, 2008 03:41:10 PM
She's hot, but I want a better suit. by iamnicksaicnsn	Apr 16th, 2008 03:41:31 PM
While I'm not in love... by Babba-Booey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:41:55 PM
I would wreck her. by Super Rabbi	Apr 16th, 2008 03:42:13 PM
Ugh, black suits...AGAIN. by Shermdawg	Apr 16th, 2008 03:43:06 PM
Hawt. by Yeti	Apr 16th, 2008 03:43:15 PM
Makes me think... by Babba-Booey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:44:27 PM
Black is the new yellow and purple by blimblambloo	Apr 16th, 2008 03:45:46 PM
How does "Kung Fu Grip" translate into film? by Darth Macchio	Apr 16th, 2008 03:48:50 PM
Scarlett is a Sausage Fanatic by Babba-Booey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:49:58 PM
SPLOOT! by Babba-Booey	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:04 PM
"click on your favorite part..." by Mr. Nice Gaius	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:20 PM
Before my balls even dropped, the G.I. Joe cartoon gave me by CreasyBear	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:22 PM
Nice ass by SpiceWonBruce	Apr 16th, 2008 03:52:36 PM
She was on ALIAS..... by travis-dane	Apr 16th, 2008 04:05:29 PM
RE:"Nice ass" by travis-dane	Apr 16th, 2008 04:06:34 PM
You can't be Scarlett if your red hair is a poor dye job by Squashua	Apr 16th, 2008 04:19:31 PM
I calls 'em as I see 'em, Pondscum. by Squashua	Apr 16th, 2008 04:23:27 PM
Black is the new Black by Bass Bastardson	Apr 16th, 2008 04:26:30 PM
oh yeah, it's the pair of tits from P2 by Spandau Belly	Apr 16th, 2008 04:27:52 PM
Rachel Nichols by photoboy	Apr 16th, 2008 04:29:31 PM
Rachel Nichols looks a lot like Bridget Fonda by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 16th, 2008 04:33:17 PM
TRANSFORMERS all over again! by Violator90	Apr 16th, 2008 04:38:05 PM
The movie will suck because the lead (Duke) is Channing Tatum by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 16th, 2008 04:38:08 PM
G.I. BOW AT THE ALTAR OF THE U.N. by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 04:40:58 PM
I CAN'T LET YOU DIE, TRINITY... by uss cygnus	Apr 16th, 2008 04:43:57 PM
They need to get sgt slaughter involved by logicalnoise01	Apr 16th, 2008 04:45:43 PM
I think it's funny by Larry Sellers	Apr 16th, 2008 04:46:46 PM
She's cute by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 16th, 2008 04:48:33 PM
from behind on that one by Judge Briggs	Apr 16th, 2008 04:54:02 PM
Kristana Locken would be better... by andyny29	Apr 16th, 2008 04:58:30 PM
is it me, or does she not look anything like by Datascream	Apr 16th, 2008 05:02:17 PM
ughh by slkboxrman	Apr 16th, 2008 05:02:45 PM
Wow. Black rubber. Again. by fractureJonze	Apr 16th, 2008 05:05:44 PM
More fucking BLACK???... by poeticwarriorII	Apr 16th, 2008 05:10:53 PM
this film will be awful by sith_rising	Apr 16th, 2008 05:11:45 PM
DEAR HARRY: by SkidMarkedUndies	Apr 16th, 2008 05:17:31 PM
BTW: I hope that crossbow . . . by SkidMarkedUndies	Apr 16th, 2008 05:19:10 PM
Kinda looks like Batgirls suit from B&R by blindambition238	Apr 16th, 2008 05:20:14 PM
SO ARE THEY ALL GOING TO WEAR BLACK by Phategod2	Apr 16th, 2008 05:24:32 PM
and the new GIF rocks by Phategod2	Apr 16th, 2008 05:26:55 PM
Black suits=cop out by alienindisguise	Apr 16th, 2008 05:27:54 PM
homana homana homana by theredtoad	Apr 16th, 2008 05:31:30 PM
That is by far the BEST thing I've seen so far for this movie by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:40:33 PM
Pondscum by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:43:04 PM
Wait... by jimmy rabbitte	Apr 16th, 2008 05:49:06 PM
Pure black by Dingbatty	Apr 16th, 2008 05:52:29 PM
TOO YUMMY!!! ...oh, wait... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Apr 16th, 2008 05:53:32 PM
She gives good face... by screamster101	Apr 16th, 2008 05:54:06 PM
G.I. Joe is going to suck... by Thundercats73	Apr 16th, 2008 05:54:45 PM
"looks like Jessica Alba" ?? by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:55:05 PM
BTW, the new GI Hoe movie will surely by finky089	Apr 16th, 2008 05:55:55 PM
I'm sure by seagrass	Apr 16th, 2008 05:59:01 PM
frankly my dear i dont give a damn by Groothewarrior	Apr 16th, 2008 06:04:12 PM
Horray for Kevlar boobs! by br1947	Apr 16th, 2008 06:07:04 PM
Wow. by mrfan	Apr 16th, 2008 06:12:25 PM
Here's how she should look! by Gil Brooks	Apr 16th, 2008 06:17:41 PM
just so long as.... by nerosday	Apr 16th, 2008 06:19:01 PM
if the Crimson Twins aren't in this movie, none of this matters by vaudeville villain	Apr 16th, 2008 06:22:32 PM
logically... by nerosday	Apr 16th, 2008 06:23:56 PM
Boooooooo. by Horseflesh	Apr 16th, 2008 06:28:38 PM
Yeah yeah praise now by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 06:29:55 PM
But I can't and I won't. by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 06:32:11 PM
Scarlett was hot but... by Pariah74	Apr 16th, 2008 06:33:35 PM
Awwwwww, fuck naw! by Stalkeye	Apr 16th, 2008 06:38:34 PM
I am totally fine with this movie now by kafka07	Apr 16th, 2008 06:39:20 PM
Great Avatar, Knowles. by Stalkeye	Apr 16th, 2008 06:40:39 PM
And NOW WE KNOW! by Dreadlock Holmes	Apr 16th, 2008 06:52:31 PM
I was ok with it UNTIL I saw Gil Brooks post by Big Dumb Ape	Apr 16th, 2008 06:56:36 PM
Has anyone noticed... by Sithtastic	Apr 16th, 2008 07:01:56 PM
Alias Sydney 2.0 sure looks good, but... by TVguy4566	Apr 16th, 2008 07:04:04 PM
Willem Dafoe as Zartan by therealharold	Apr 16th, 2008 07:05:22 PM
Why Are They Both Back Catchers? by georges garvaren	Apr 16th, 2008 07:07:34 PM
Tomax and Xamot would hit it....... by Loosejerk	Apr 16th, 2008 07:11:18 PM
"crimson twins"?? WTF?? by Puddleglum	Apr 16th, 2008 07:15:31 PM
The X-Men in the movies... by Dreadlock Holmes	Apr 16th, 2008 07:22:13 PM
Dreadlock Holmes, Spider-Man and the FF and Superman... by Big Dumb Ape	Apr 16th, 2008 07:30:47 PM
COBRA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA !!! by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:41:54 PM
ZARTAN AND THE DREADKNOCKS Should Run A Meth-Lab by LaserPants	Apr 16th, 2008 07:44:05 PM
Big Dumb Ape... by Dreadlock Holmes	Apr 16th, 2008 07:45:57 PM
yes she's hot...but.... by LHombreSiniestro	Apr 16th, 2008 07:49:59 PM
Yeah by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 07:57:46 PM
a caucasian's derriere by the podosphere	Apr 16th, 2008 07:59:21 PM
Once again, a costume is turned black by Drath	Apr 16th, 2008 08:01:31 PM
Lady J by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 08:02:48 PM
I'm lovin it by Varakor	Apr 16th, 2008 08:06:52 PM
Apparently... by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 08:14:39 PM
Black is ok by Dazzler69	Apr 16th, 2008 08:16:01 PM
I'd sleep with her if I had too.... by classyfredblassy	Apr 16th, 2008 08:25:26 PM
Whats happening in my pants? by bat fastard	Apr 16th, 2008 08:33:25 PM
Speaking of naked G.I. Joe girls... by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 08:39:03 PM
These 80's cartoon movies are coming TOO Soon by Phategod2	Apr 16th, 2008 08:39:30 PM
podosphere, you couldn't get ass that fine... by tylerzero	Apr 16th, 2008 08:40:16 PM
And here's another pic.... by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 08:46:31 PM
BLACK IS THE NEW COLOR FOR EVERY DAMN HERO COSTUME by BIG BOSS	Apr 16th, 2008 08:58:48 PM
To the guy who thinks Box Office $$ = Quality: by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 16th, 2008 09:00:11 PM
Anyway... by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 09:15:03 PM
GI JOE: Fighting for ladies' freedom to wear skintight clothes by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 16th, 2008 09:20:25 PM
Pondscum by HyphenatedWords	Apr 16th, 2008 09:33:21 PM
God forbid it's khaki or olive or camo... by BizarroJerry	Apr 16th, 2008 09:40:31 PM
Pondscum's script by Herb West	Apr 16th, 2008 09:41:19 PM
Yo Joe!!! by Raymar	Apr 16th, 2008 09:47:19 PM
From '83 to '90 by HyphenatedWords	Apr 16th, 2008 09:50:56 PM
Fucking Cool News on Ain't It Cool News by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Apr 16th, 2008 09:55:27 PM
TallBoy66: were there sequels already? by ShiftyEyedDog2	Apr 16th, 2008 10:06:39 PM
Yet another tedious, tough-as-nails snatch... by BurnHollywood	Apr 16th, 2008 10:15:26 PM
Dreadlock Holmes... by poeticwarriorII	Apr 16th, 2008 10:16:23 PM
Old commerials on YouTube by HyphenatedWords	Apr 16th, 2008 10:42:36 PM
Okay, so html links don't work in here... by HyphenatedWords	Apr 16th, 2008 10:44:21 PM
by redkamel	Apr 16th, 2008 10:46:27 PM
I hate to say it.... by Frankenbastard	Apr 16th, 2008 11:03:05 PM
Brighter... by ironmanjakarta	Apr 16th, 2008 11:03:05 PM
Funny, I just started watching Alias season 5 by tbransonlives	Apr 16th, 2008 11:15:20 PM
You know what by Dawhiteguy	Apr 16th, 2008 11:20:07 PM
the movie is based on the comic book, not the cartoon. by hellnback	Apr 16th, 2008 11:35:03 PM
Where did you read Hama was writing? by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 11:42:29 PM
Because what I've read by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 11:46:52 PM
And Destro by Rufferto	Apr 16th, 2008 11:48:35 PM
tyler - a strip joint reference by the podosphere	Apr 16th, 2008 11:50:24 PM
AWESOME!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Apr 17th, 2008 12:35:16 AM
MARLON WAYANS AS RIPCORD?! by webslinger48	Apr 17th, 2008 12:57:15 AM
black leather suxxxxxx by chien_sale	Apr 17th, 2008 01:29:03 AM
Yo Joe! by Psycho_Kenshin	Apr 17th, 2008 02:10:23 AM
More propoganda militaryporn: by wowsah156	Apr 17th, 2008 02:31:59 AM
Militaryporn, Wowsah156? by Big Dumb Ape	Apr 17th, 2008 03:00:36 AM
Bring on the bad by a rolling stone	Apr 17th, 2008 03:30:49 AM
Black rubber is half the battle by a rolling stone	Apr 17th, 2008 03:37:23 AM
Hate It by DOGSOUP	Apr 17th, 2008 04:45:53 AM
Hot? She's Stone Cold AVERAGE by LaserPants	Apr 17th, 2008 05:05:27 AM
Black uniforms by Deagle2	Apr 17th, 2008 05:35:24 AM
She needs some beige and red... by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 05:40:46 AM
Oh yeah - by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 06:29:14 AM
RighteousBrother by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 06:54:39 AM
Hooray! Power Rangers Costumes! by Rickey Henderson	Apr 17th, 2008 07:03:51 AM
sexy... but I want to see the hot ass BARONESS by turketron	Apr 17th, 2008 07:06:18 AM
Poetic Warrior 2 by Dreadlock Holmes	Apr 17th, 2008 07:08:24 AM
Awful by Thunderbolt Ross	Apr 17th, 2008 07:12:25 AM
I like how by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 17th, 2008 07:40:34 AM
It's not remotely 'awful', Thunderbot by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 07:44:08 AM
A giant phallic gun... by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 07:45:53 AM
Hmm, that settles it... by Anna Valerious	Apr 17th, 2008 08:04:45 AM
Is the zazz Zartan? by Ghostball	Apr 17th, 2008 08:08:10 AM
Okay children are you done, got it out of your by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 17th, 2008 08:08:14 AM
Gram: The suit was originally Grey. by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 08:52:43 AM
@ Jack Colby by Dingbatty	Apr 17th, 2008 09:04:21 AM
Stalkeye, I remember when the suit went green by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 17th, 2008 09:18:06 AM
Russel Crowe as Zartan by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 09:19:31 AM
this how uncle sam look this days? I WANT YOU JOIN THE ARMY by ludmir88	Apr 17th, 2008 09:26:39 AM
Shit i had everything except that Aircraft carrier. by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 09:32:46 AM
Raunchy by RogueWarrior65	Apr 17th, 2008 10:07:50 AM
Look! It's Black Widow from Marvel! by Exasperilious	Apr 17th, 2008 10:15:39 AM
Will they actually die in this? by Darth Macchio	Apr 17th, 2008 11:33:37 AM
GodMars by PlasmaOrb	Apr 17th, 2008 11:43:40 AM
Stalkeye, geek lesson 101, chapter 10 by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 17th, 2008 11:47:06 AM
The best GI Joe toy was the MOBAT by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 17th, 2008 11:47:59 AM
"Black Widow" - good call by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 01:35:51 PM
Laserpants - "stone cold average"? by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 01:36:57 PM
Ah, the USS Flagg toy. 7 feet of Hannukah dreams by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 01:38:01 PM
This woman by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 17th, 2008 01:47:46 PM
Ghostball by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 17th, 2008 01:50:16 PM
Darth Macchio by Abominable Snowcone	Apr 17th, 2008 01:54:49 PM
Abom... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:05:06 PM
I know Abom sniffs pickles... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:08:16 PM
Abom likes to feel... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:09:48 PM
He'll fight for gay-rights as long as there's trouble.. by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:11:22 PM
Abom has sticky dreams... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:12:45 PM
and Gung-ho... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:13:01 PM
and that pirate guy.... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:13:16 PM
and that pirate guy's bird by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:13:38 PM
One time Abom farted out... by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:17:33 PM
Abom dresses like the Baroness by Braffed	Apr 17th, 2008 02:23:52 PM
She looks good but... by Wcwlkr	Apr 17th, 2008 02:52:09 PM
This looks fine, people. by Puddleglum	Apr 17th, 2008 03:18:36 PM
Mmmmm by Surround Sound	Apr 17th, 2008 03:26:19 PM
Sk229 FYI by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 03:44:38 PM
Thanks for the info Gram by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 03:50:16 PM
Ving Raines should have been casted as Roadblock by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 03:54:25 PM
At least there's no Shia in this movie! by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 04:14:05 PM
Snake Eyes is the villain? by Pops Freshemeyer	Apr 17th, 2008 04:49:43 PM
GIJoe: The Uwe Boll/Adam Sandler Edition by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 05:06:29 PM
No, actually this is the Uwe Boll edition by Stalkeye	Apr 17th, 2008 05:14:11 PM
I bbarely remember the USS FLAGG by Phategod2	Apr 17th, 2008 05:16:32 PM
I Still can't believe this movie is being made... by Zeegloo	Apr 17th, 2008 05:28:30 PM
She's a 6 by malpaso	Apr 17th, 2008 05:49:05 PM
Phategod2 by finky089	Apr 17th, 2008 06:44:17 PM
Not the Raven by Phategod2	Apr 17th, 2008 06:51:22 PM
Beee-iONGGGG-gh-gh-gh! by kirttrik	Apr 17th, 2008 06:51:46 PM
Scarlett + Sexy Black Leather = GI HO! by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 18th, 2008 12:19:25 AM
Why does every uniform have to be black? by qualopec	Apr 18th, 2008 01:03:32 AM
Why black? by hopewell1	Apr 18th, 2008 01:24:07 AM

Scarlett has her ponytail, her crossbow and her figure intact and tasty! G.I. JOE!!!!

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