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Scarlett has her ponytail, her crossbow and her figure intact and tasty! G.I. JOE!!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with a scoop that came by way of a JoBlo.Com Exclusive! We had SNAKE-EYES - he has SCARLET - and she's looking sizzlingly yummilicious. In the script she kicks a lot of ass - and that outfit she's wearing amps up her physical abilities a bit. You'll see! Anyway - if you want to see Scarlett even bigger and up closer - click on your favorite part below and you'll see it all much better!!!
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That is all.
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I'm too lazy to look it up.
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Where's the yellow and gray? They were doing so good with Snake Eyes.
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I AM IN LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i am in love !!!!!!!!
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She's all in black?
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then maybe we would truly care. This IS directed by the same dude who made Van Helsing.
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Black is the only color that these genius directors can bring themselves to dress their cartoon to live action characters up as. How brave. I guess the GI Joe lineup is going to look exactly like the X-Men lineup. How are we supposed to tell the difference?
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Apr 16, 2008 3:33:57 PM CDT
If Spider-Man's success taught us anything, it's that it is OKAY
by creasybear
to include some colors besides black and it'll still be cool. (Well, y'know, the original costume, of course.) Are all the Joes going to be given the same treatment as the X-Men's black leather uniforms? It dampens their unique personas.
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Or her outfit. Must we Matrix everything?
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Works for me!
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Uhm...no biggie, but clicking on the picture takes you to a smaller one...
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That looks like an action figure, while looks somewhat believable. The girl is hot, and yet gives off an interesting vibe. I see no room for improvement.
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RELEASED A FEW BILLION UNITS OF GENETIC MATERIAL ONTO THEIR KEYBOARDS IN UNISON. As for the pic...NOW THAT'S AN ASS!
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That Im attracted to Rachel Nichols flared nostrils?
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That'll do.
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yes please
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Where be the colors??? She ain't no baroness!
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I'm totally into Scarlett's ass. But, I gotta know...does the carpet match the drapes?
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And if the Joes are wearing black, what pray tell will Cobra's color scheme be?
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Can't wait to see the rest of the gang.
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I wonder if she's ever had baloney thrown at her ass?
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She looks great but I hope everyone's not in black body armor. She does look like the Baroness.
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Snake has the same colored suit with silicone padding.. WTF??? Do They both go through the same outfitter?
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Iron Palm: check. Five-fingered fist of death: check. Knife fist: check. One-inch punch: check. Kung Fu Grip: What. The. Fuck?Yeah so I had the little action figures and my brother had the taller action figures (aka dolls but then so were the little gi's) and he had the Kung Fu Grip GI JOE with the jeep. I've traveled all through Asia and India....circled the back alleys of the most underground and elite fight circles...I've actually been to "Kumite" (not correct spelling but I'd be killed in seconds if I divulged the real name and spelling) I've been to the tops of the mount in numerous provinces to glean an audience with the wisest of masters seeking an answer to this mystery and to this day....I have never ever heard of a martial arts technique known as "The Kung Fu Grip". So what the fuck is up with that?
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She digs pork. Lots of it. Can't get enough of it. Her hidden talent is that she can sing the national anthem while throating a Hickory Farms Beef Log. oh, and Cobra Commander's breastplate will have nipples on it, and Destro's codpiece is made by Doc Johnson. Barroness doesn't have underwear on because Zartan her dirty panty sniffer.
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I'M DONE.
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She's gonna have to face forward for me to do that. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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Apr 16, 2008 3:52:22 PM CDT
Before my balls even dropped, the G.I. Joe cartoon gave me
by creasybear
a case of blue balls, regarding violence anyway. All those guns, missiles, rockets, and no brutal deaths! As an adult, I'd be disturbed to see PG entertainment feature the kind of brutality in the latest Rambo movie, but as a kid, it was a constant frustration to NOT see body parts flying in the G.I. Joe cartoon. And yet another Cobra pilot parachutes safely to the ground. (And for the particular breed of European AICN readers who roll their eyes at us violent Americans and our gun-obsessed culture, did you really get through childhood without playing like you were kicking all kinds of ass? I'm a responsible adult with a real job, but damn if I didn't think ninja assassins and machine guns were cool as shit as a kid, and I still get a kick out of over-the-top action movies. I realize this is the part where someone replies, "Yes, but we do not REMAIN violence-obsessed little boys like you Yanks." Fair enough. (Though what are you doing on AICN if you despise movies that glorify outrageous violence?) Now I'm just rambling.
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I'd hit it.
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in the last season.
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I second that.....
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Just sayin'.
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The outfit does give her a nice ass, but a dye job does not a Scarlett hair make.
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I thought Snake Eyes looked great - and his outfit gave me a tiny glimmer of hope for the movie - but if the rest of the Joes are wearing the same thing I guess this is gonna suck after all. God I am bored of black.
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I hear she studied under the cruel tutalage of Jennifer Love Hewitt and eventually overthrew her mentor in an act of betrayal.
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Is always a good casting move. This film looks more and more like it will be pretty good, unlike those piles of walking scrap metal that Bay shitted out in TINO.
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and oh, yeah - enough with the all black costumes!!!
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Here we go again. Another beloved cartoon gets "reimagined." Shit Why is it so hard to even TRY to keep some kind of recognition of the original. Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but most important she's a G.I. JOE. But what is the difference between Scarlett and Electra from the DAREDEVIL movie? You have to seperate the type black look. DAMNIT! And was hope so hard that G.I.JOE would work. I guess Hollywood knows nothing of BAYFORMERS mistakes.
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Apr 16, 2008 4:38:08 PM CDT
The movie will suck because the lead (Duke) is Channing Tatum
by shiftyeyeddog2
aka that guy from "Step Up". Good god, they couldnt find a better (or older) actor??!??and having Stephen "hack" Sommers direct it doesn't help. I'm sure I'll see it, but expectations could NOT be lower.
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I don't fucking think so.
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The U.N. won't let you until you pass hundreds of meaningless resolutions threatining force, and then refuse to invade, giving Cobra enough time to ship all the WMD's to Syria and make the Evil Americans look like they know what they were doing all along. Ever see "Goodfellas" where Karen flushes the Coke down the toilet when the cops raid the house to avoid being caught? It's like that. Oh, and I love you too damn much.
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maybe something as simple has him being a computer voice or something. I mean the dude is still alive they might was well get him.
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that I only clicked the link because I saw G.I. Joe and figure in the same headline.
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and I like the little thong-suit she's wearing. But it's nothing like Scarlett. Even if it were, if I'm in Cobra, my first thought would be, "I'm supposed to take THIS chick seriously? Should I surrender? Or ask her to the prom?"
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right?
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Scarlet Johannsen? Then again, I'm also just looking at her ass.
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would u retards get off of TRANSFORMERS dick......there were no "mistakes" ......their only mistake was underestimating the impressive whining of the little boys that wanted a carbon copy of the 80s cartoon....and are apparently gonna whine about this movie if its not exactly what they want it to be.....grow up, find ur cock, pull it....repeat//////and if transformers was such a "mistake" how do u explain 700mil box office ? transformers 2, next june people.....cant wait
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It's like they showed Snake Eyes first because he was the only one who's costume didn't have to change much to fit the apparently uninspired direction they seem to be taking this. Dyed hair? Really? This looks like a cosplay off of someones myspace. It doesn't look like G.I. Joe at all. Maybe they were referencing the Sigma Six line or something.
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from another shit stain director with little ambition and zero creativity. Fuck this stupid shit, I'm not watching this garbage. Van Helsing was this fucknut's masterpiece.
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that it all
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Just wanted to say, the Iron Man animated gif is best av yet. And there have been many. Way to go, dude. Regards.
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fires laser bolts, otherwise consider my childhood raped.
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I wonder if there going to look like X-men rejects it fits snake eyes but its starting to get redundant. But she still has a great ass.
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Althoug you lose a point for no decapitation
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Fuck that dumb shit.
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pantpantpantdrooooooool
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Apr 16, 2008 5:40:33 PM CDT
That is by far the BEST thing I've seen so far for this movie
by finky089
which ain't saying alot, but that pic sure says enough.
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nice! I hope the movie is half as amusing as your "script".
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that's not Scarlett Johannsen!!!!
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shows up noticeably in night-vision scopes/goggles. That’s why there is no black in the current various iterations of digital camouflage.
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I know she looks good to me... and knowing is half the battle. Yo Joe!
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I like her. I think I am going to be alone witrh myself for a while now. Please excuse me...
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She's hot though.
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you mean she's starting to get a potbelly, gotham?
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"rape your face and then grind it off on a brick wall"! GONNA RULE!! not really
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We'll see her in more than one uniform...this is probably for some stealth mission she undertakes with Snakes. Looks great! That's two for two...now, if they get Storm Shadow right, I could give fuck all about the rest of the characters (although I'd love to see Sci-Fi in his day-glo green uniform, just for kicks!)
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She is quite tasty. Just hope the entire cast isn't wearing black unitards. I mean, yea, real commandos don't wear flashy uniforms that would standout, but they generally don't have a mute that carries a katana either! It's a movie based on a cartoon!
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Love redheads.
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Storm Shadow is in white, Cobra Commander wears a hood, and Destro gets a chrome dome, I'm cool with them playing with the Joes gear a little, just so long as they're not all in black. That'd dig into Snake Eye's bad assness. Its like when the Army made the black barret standard gear, it took away a symbol from the Rangers who'd earned it as their badge of bad assiocity.
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Apr 16, 2008 6:22:32 PM CDT
if the Crimson Twins aren't in this movie, none of this matters
by vaudeville villain
when evil goes fraternal, you know there's gonna be some serious ass kicking! long live Tomax and Xamot!!
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the army should have used a green barret, but no one had the stones to walk into Ft. Bragg and tell them that everyone gets a party hat. the messenger never would've come out of the woods of North Carolina alive.
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Not Scarlet. Boooooooo!
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But from the script I can tell the others will look horrible. Especially Destro and Rex or whatever they are calling Cobra Commander in this shit. And yeah this could of used some color. A little yellow and red would of went a long way. I heard Brendan Fraiser and the Rock have been randomly given rolls as Joes in that makes Marlon Wayans casting seem like sheer genius. God I want to believe this isn't a complete missed opportunity.
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You can't fight fate when a bad script and a Wayans brother are involved.
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COver Girl had the wide open shirt and the big ahem...guns.
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Scarlett wore the usual yellow and grey leotard, what's with this black clad shit? She looks like Jean Grey in some X-Men reboot.(to make up for Ratner's garbage.)
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I'm a sucker for self effacing humor.
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AND KNOWING IS...ahh you guys get it.
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he wants his thigh armor back.
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Overall, it looks fine -- then again for a multi, multi, multi-million dollar Hollywood production, you would expect "cool" production standards on things like the costumes and such. Hell, the multi-millions have to be going to something! So initially I didn't mind that it was all black since the costume does look nice......But then I checked out Gil Brooks' post and the fan picture where someone threw some dashes of color on the costume, and now I have to say "You know, some color really WOULD have helped it out. And it would have looked even MORE color for this type of movie."I mean, come on, it's G.I. JOE and movie based on a freakin' toy line! What, are you seriously gonna try and tell me that adding color to the costumes would break the dramatic fourth wall and ruin the "reality" of this thing? Gimme a break!
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...that hollywood costumers seem to think that black is the only tone that allows otherwise cartoon characters to be taken seriously? Would it be too much to ask to put G.I. Joe in a set of ACUs and take them back to basic training? You do a standard back story as the first film to set up the franchise and go from there. It's not hard. Don't get me started as to the poltically correct machinations of the script. It's sure to be another eye-rollingly awful version of "we have met the enemy and he is us" self righteous agrandizement against the so-called military industrial complex. Ugh.
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let's hope she does better for movies than she does for TV. Rachel Nichols has been the kiss of death for telivision. She joins Alias and it is cancelled. Here Insider show lasted half a season and she also appeared in "Line of Fire" which lasted just as long.
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Who's going to pitch!? I just hope they keep the RED/BLUE bullet tracers. Or where those lasers? I don't really know, now. Oh, bother.
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with a double ended dildo...then fuck each other.
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vaudeville villain, I hope you're talking about Scarlett's ta-tas instead of asking for a double helping of sausage.
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...had black costumes and there wasn't that big a deal. Would you prefer yellow spandex?
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...Had COLOR on their costumes and there wasn't that big a deal. Would you prefer all-black leather?
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Serpentor = Jumped the shark
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A swamp meth-lab for Cobra!
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Fair enough.
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would it kill ANYBODY to NOT go FULL black?! Geez!
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both colored photos above were way better. They both brought out the curve of her ass better, too.
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bummer.
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Okay, she did have a corny yellow leotard before, I can see wanting to change that. But Lady J better still wear green. And if they turn around and NOT put the Baroness in black then I'm gonna shit blood!
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I forgot about her. Is she going to be in this?
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she looks spankalicious! I'm gonna try this pic out right now. be back in two minutes.
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this chick hasn't posed naked very much. Here's a gallery though http://qurl.com/yyc8y
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If they are doing covert ops. The toon had no choice to use same outfit over and over again. She did change clothes in the comics also. This is not a big deal. I am glad they gave Wolverine a black outfit instead of the yellow which was my least fav outfit anyway. The brown suit was always the best.
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And she would like it too I bet.
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My jeans are getting tight. I think this scarlet has something to do with it.
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here's the Baroness chick waaaaay more naked http://tinyurl.com/5g632w
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Most of the affordable Directors are in there 40's anyone who remember these 80's toons are in there early to mid 30's. we need a director and writers who actually knows the source material instead of these hacks, and that won't come for another 5 to 10 years.
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...even if rubberbanded your dick with $100 bills.
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of Baroness chick from behind. http://tinyurl.com/6my3kc
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And here I was with my little hopes all up after looking at Snake Eyes. But now, I see it's gonna a bunch of power rangers running around with guns. Boo.
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Someone said that the 700M Transformers made worldwide was evidence that it must have been a good movie. News for ya: popularity has nothing to do with quality. If that were the case, I could name 100 low-grossing movies that should have been blockbusters.Oh yeah, and lots of people followed Hitler too. That doesn't mean he was right, does it?
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Does anyone know if Lady J is going to be in this movie or did everyone run over to the X-Files alternate title spam marathon?
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Apr 16, 2008 9:20:25 PM CDT
GI JOE: Fighting for ladies' freedom to wear skintight clothes
by mrmysteryguest
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Funny, funny script. I love it.
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That would resemble actual soldiers, who no one apparently wants to see on film. Unless they're lamenting how terrible war is.But, otherwise, I don't consider these guys having outfits like superheroes. It doesn't really matter much if they match their old designs, they're soldiers. They can change their uniform.And, is G.I. Joe really any more homoerotic than a bunch of superheroes? Certainly not if Joel Shumacher is directing.
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Yeah. That was pretty funny. I wonder how many people even remember Blowtorch to get the joke.
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See P4 for alot of Rachel Nichols cleveage.
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This movie may well suck but I am sooo there now. We need more Rachel Nichols in the world.
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I remember getting my first G.I. Joes for Christmas in '83 or '84. They were the final nail in the Star Wars figure collecting coffin for me. Just as Lucas was bombarding me with Ewoks, here came a group of people who were very real and down to earth... except for the hot chick in purple and the mysterious man in black. They could bend their arms and knees and had a strange rubber band inside, but they were leagues above the stiff-limbed Star Wars gang.
Does anyone remember that feeling?
That they pulled it off was a miracle... army guys? How original is that? They're all in green, some with the same head? But they were "authentic." Larry Hama wrote amazing file cards that I still enjoy reading 20 years later. The cards didn't talk down to kids. The weapons were styled after real guns, mortars, tanks, and accessories. I loved that period of G.I. Joe.
The toy line did well, they introduced the swivel arm, and they had to expand it. Larry Hama continued to deliver an amazing narrative in the Marvel comic. Slightly more colorful characters appeared, but they seemed to make sense because of their background or speciality. The line when they introduced Mutt and Shipwreck, you know, when the Killer Whale (arguably the second best toy ever, second to the Death Star Space Station playset) came out and fulfilled every wet dream I had that season.
It jumped the shark somewhere in there. I still collected, but I really didn't know what to do with the neon green laser guy. The Cobras when from having an acceptable blue uniform to outright outrageousness. Serpentor came. Cobra-La came. Then, they just said fuck it and started the repainted, renamed rereleases. I lost faith.
So, do I have a point? I scrolled down slowly on this page for the reveal. I loved the hair and face and crossbow. I wish I'd stopped there. She's beautiful, yes, but shit dudes... It's fucking Hollywood. I just don't react to the next hottest chick in line like I used to. I may sound old, but dammit, can she act? What will she bring to the character? The black costume disappointed the hell out of me. I'd like to think, like others have suggested, that this is just one suit she wears in the movie. I am SICK of the black body armor. It's wholly uninteresting and has been since Batman Returns. We oohed and ahhed at Burton's first Batman, but it's been downhill ever since. So, I agree. Throw some of her trademark colors in there? NO! Put her in the fucking outfit! If you stick with the core Joes, then they can be in modified military outfits like the original figures. Why did she stand out back then? Why did they choose to put her in the funky yellow and purple when all the men wore green? There was never an answer, and we didn't care.
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That pic of Scarlett is what this site and it's clones are all about.
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Cuz all I saw her in was P2. I must have missed P3 and P4.
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My money's safe on that one...it's the only other female archetype Hollywood screenwriters are capable of writing for, other than the buzzkill girlfriend who wants the protagonist to settle down (but isn't entirely a humorless cunt, because there's always a scene of her playing with children). Should've cast Kristen Wiig or Amy Sedaris...if "Iron Man" can cast a habitual drug abuser as Tony Stark, I see no reason why Scarlett can't be a neurotic shut-in or a bisexual nymphomaniac.
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This incredibly idiotic ass hat pops in and talks about yellow spandex right on cue. This is the same kind of cunt that does the costumes for this movie. If you're too stupid all you can think of is yellow spandex then shut the fuck up. There's a lot more out there you could use other than yellow spandex you fucking twat.
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This is an "overview" of the toyline from 1982.
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http://tiny.cc/DoBK2
http://tinyurl.com/5mhuz4
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the costume sucks as Joe costume, its nothing like the actual Joe Costume. I hope shipwreck isnt wearing the same shit.
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but i told you that you guys would hate it.
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http://tinyurl.com/4jgf55
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I haven't really kept up with the Joe movie, so I checked out the imdb page.
Cool: Mr. Eko, Dr. Who, Darth Maul and the random eye candy.
Not cool: Guy from February 08 urban dance movie, a Wayans and directed by The Mummy guy.
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I bet zak penn wrote the first draft of the script.
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Apr 16, 2008 11:29:46 PM CDT
Oops, I screwed up the name of the gawdawful Nichols horror movi
by tallboy66
Ooooh, burn.
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anyone else notice that the cartoon went way off when it came to larry hama's background on the characters? you would read the shit larry wrote on the back of the toys and you would wonder why none of that was in the cartoons. that's cuz it was all in the comics. hell scarlett and snake eyes were an item in the comics and even got married. larry hama is writing for the movie in some part and they're going with it. so don't expect going into the theaters thinking your seeing something based off of the cartoon, cuz it's not. read the old marvel comics instead. they were better.
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Where?
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the confirmed script reads that Cobra Commander and the Baroness are related, CC's is a twenty something kid who is brainwashed and drugged to be a Serpentor like super solider and was once army buddies with Duke. I would like nothing more then that to be false.
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doesn't wear a mask until the very end cause his face gets scarred. And O yeah the Baroness is in love with Duke.
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for your rejoinder??? well i guess if that's the only place you've place you've ever seen a bare breast....
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You know, like, Michael Bay awesome...
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And it gets worse. And they put the friggin' secret tattoo on the shoulder of Snake Eyes UNIFORM?! And of course there's a law in hollywood that every white martial arts character HAS to be Ray Park (see: Danny Rand aka Iron Fist). Fucking 'tards behind this movie wouldn't know Copperhead from Wild Weasel. Next thing you know they'll get Pink to play Zartan's sister Zarana. Sommers, in case you're reading this that was a JOKE! Yeah, I know that Hama is involved but Gerber was "involved" with Howard the Duck and look how THAT turned out. Hasbro will put there two cents in, too...last time that happened, they created something called Cobra-La which essentially destroyed G.I. Joe for 20 years. YEAH THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK!!
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jesus I thought that obsession was over
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Scarlett looks hot/awesome.
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Yup Hollyweird hasnt learnt anything from the eighties. Stil promoting gun use has a "fun recreational pastime". Someone needs to make a kids tv show based upon Wim Wenders movie End of Violence.
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Well, I guess we won't be seeing you on opening night. Good for the rest of us though -- it means one less person on the popcorn line!However, in terms of this being "militaryporn", gimme a break. It's a freakin' live action GI JOE movie. Ideally and done right, given the characters and all, it's about as big and dumb and doofy and geeky and all-out fun as you can get. But Militaryporn?In the immortal words of Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.
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I'm waiting to see Zartan and Destro. If done right, they could be SO PIMPIN.
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And yeah, what's up with the rubber black suit? Is it so hard to add some color? Do they think we'll only except fictional characters brought to real life if they're wearing black? Batman, ok. I can live with that. And X-Men? Uh, yeah. Sure. Ok. Now GI JOE? Put'em in some fucking khaki camo, or white arctic gear, or some fucking thing. If Storm Shadow shows up in black, I'll lose all faith in this thing.
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Fuck this. Big fucking deal. Snake Eyes blew me away this is fucking Sci Fi Channel Movie of the Week quality.
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She's aiight. I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't call back.
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Scarlett is hot and has the right look, but count me as another person who absolutely hates this obsession with black uniforms. Add some fucking color already!
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...on the armour, gloves and boots. It was those colors offset against the black that made comic-book Scarlett look tough but feminine and approachable, and not crazy or cosplay. And also, they need to dirty and wear it all down - LOTR/Aliens/Star Wars OT style.
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I don't want anybody here to commenting on actresses looks anymore - everybody knows ALL talbackers - including me - look like the back end of a bucktoothed bus dragged through a hedge backwards while chewing wasp, so what the fuck?
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Totally agree. But I figure anybody who comes on here TROLLING any woman for their looks needs to invest a mirror. Stat.
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Yep, cause black rubber is totally the way to go... bleh.
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Holy shit... those curves. Baroness was the shit, hope they do her justice. That ass and them titties were amazing (for a cartoon of that time).
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Please drown yourself. It's called an opinion.
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Though that's not surprise.
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She's so cute in that tight black outfit, and she's brandishing a giant PHALLIC GUN. As if to say, "I could be holding your weiner in my hands like this..."
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That's a ridiculous statement. What are you basing opinion that on? GI Joe isn't Atonement
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with a wacking great crossbow bar sticking out of either side of the muzzle, you mean?
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I'm doing the Sigma Six version for Comic Con next year. Hell, I love the Sommersverse, but where's the (As Murderface would put it) zazz?
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Apr 17, 2008 8:08:14 AM CDT
Okay children are you done, got it out of your
by grammaton cleric binks
system. Okay, now that we have all ogled her to death let's talk about the character. First off, pistol crossbow is cool, and loyal to the comic. It was always interesting that the action figure and the illustration for the figure had a bob for a do, but the comics/show always had long hair. Also I see everyone talking about the grey leotard. Unless I'm color blind it was always purple,which struck me as odd in a combat unit. But then again it was a comic,then cartoon. Sure it was a very dull light purple, duller than a pastel, but there is no way it was grey. If that was the intent of the illustrators in the comics,then they were way off. The question remains, and I don't recall if it was answered in other talkbacks or not as to whether Snake Eyes will be the love interest, as he should be, as it was in the comics, or if they'll stick her with Duke like they did in the cartoon. Hama's on board as a consultant, so I hope he won't let that happen, but his control at this point seems limitted.
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Atleast when I had collected the figures.Scarlett's(1st ver.) colors consisted of a pale yellow leotard w/grey tights.I guess that color scheme was fashionable at that time (Circa 1982)The last figure was donned in some greenish getup which should have been used in the movie. what goes better with a hot Irish chick than Green?
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They'll say Baroness got Lasik
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It was a nice change. I still say the suite was a light purplish/grey. Not exactly grey, but not purple either. Guess I'm getting a little nitpicky
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Or even Jason Stratham,at least he knows his shit when it comes to martial arts.Who the fuck is this Arnold Vosloooo guy anyway?
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thanks hollywood.
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Shit was way too big and not as cool as the Terrordome,Mobile headquarters,The General and that damned Space shuttle. That's where most of money went to from my first job and it paid off as i sold most of the shit on Ebay.
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http://sublimespot.com/sublime/lyrics/?ID=139
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Anyone else think she looks like the Black Widow from the Marvel Universe? Especially with the black outfit and gun?
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Someone mentioned it towards the top of the TB but I have to reiterate the question. I've seen people saying the movie is based on the comic book and not the cartoon...did they die in the comic book or somehow manage to parachute to safety or crawl out of the exploding vehicle? Not to wax philosophic here but how the fuck do you win a battle much less a war if you never ever kill the fucking enemy? No matter what...the cartoon went out of its way to show you the pilot/driver/whatever just makes it to safety. So basically, in the cartoon, winning the war was about blowing up the enemy's gear before they blow up your gear. The figures were kewl..the vehicles kewler but the cartoon blew...especially the CHiPs-like freeze-frame shared laughter moment at the end of each episode? I mean seriously...why in the name of firey-monkey-balls-with-spikes is this movie even happening?
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She doesnt like your face either.. said it reminds her if George Bush stuck a M80 up his ass and took a pic of it for his facebook profile.
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Vosloo played the mummy in The Mummy. He also played Darkman in all the sequels, taking over the original from Liam Neeson. I can see him as Zartan, he puts a lot of facial expression and emotion in his roles Ithink.
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because the tank was badass,plus it actually moved on its own power.
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I knew the appearance seemed familiar!
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I'm moving to your neck of the woods, buddy!
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that sounded a bit perverse, didn't?
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is going to usher a whole new generation of 12 year old boys into manhood...and lots of tube socks will be gummed up in the process. God love her.
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Right you are, crossbow. Didn't catch it in the freakin' shadows. And I'd forgetten that was her weapon of choice. I encourage everyone to save this image and open it in an editing program so you can rotate it 90 degrees left, so you can see what she would look like on all fours.
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If it's based on the cartoon, no one will die. They'll just zap each other with red and blue lasers from behind rocks going, "Bee-yew! Bee-yew! Bee-yew!" But hey, based on that photo, I'd love an adult version of Joe. Replete with shower scenes featuring Scarlett and Cover Girl "comforting" each other
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this thread has a pic of a hot woman in a skin-tight outfit.What the hell are you doing here? Is the "Brad Pitt Shirtless" thread all booked up?
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and knowing is half the battle!
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Destro's cold steel in his chocolate dungeon.
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ABOM IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!
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of Roadblock
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a hooded cobra commander
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Chick looks good but I lost all desire to see this piece of crap when dude from Step Up was cast as Duke, and that actually included crack head looking Marlon Wayans. This movie I hate to say is going to suck worse than Transformers.
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mighty fine
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I'll bet her crotch gets awfully sweaty in that outfit...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2tBsGrUks
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Now I know and knowing is....
Anyway now i remember who this Vosloo guy is. I don't recall seeing the entire movie (The Mummy)
but I did seen that wretched Darkman sequel..how the fuck did they explain Durant surviving that helicopter explosion?!?I think Zarty would better suit an English/Aussie actor like Stratham or Crowe respectivley..but not Hugh Jackman. -
oh wellz, at least we got Adelbesi,hopefully he won't ass rape Major Bluud once he takes him down.And I hope that Fraser and The Rock rumor(as Gung Ho and Shipwreck) is just that...a rumor!
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Ahahahahahshit.
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It must be true because I read it on the front page of Yahoo. Awesome, maybe Fred VII can impersonate the leader of GI Joe, and Sgt. Slaughter killed Hard Master?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfSa3U-m3H0&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSOC1Nv77yM&feature=related
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but I wanted the Defiant like nobodies business I still remember how pissed I was I never got that thing I did have GI joe Stealth figher The Phantom I think it was called.
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Holy crap.
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Nothing more, nothing less
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are you talking about the Cobra Nightraven, that had the detachable shuttle jet? That thing was the shit! I still have the shuttle jet (and unfortunately, ONLY the shuttle jet.) Was the Defiant the big space shuttle vehicle? That came a little after the USS Flagg time.
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GI joe had one Too The Phantom X-19 http://tinyurl.com/29hz3p and yes the Defiant was the space shuttle and launch complex also it cost $100.00
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SCcceeeARlet, darling, my bonner's ready.
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And I mean that in a good way! :)
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Jeez, not another X-Men job where they make every character's outfit the same black color. Give me the original orange and purple Scarlett any day.
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My guess the average moviegoer would find it hard to believe that a woman would run out into battle wearing what's basically a workout leotard with boots and gloves. Too bad though but they could have at least added some ninja stars to her glove and maybe some muted colors from the original action figure.
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