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AUSTIN POWERS 4 Has A Script!? And Maybe A Babe??
Merrick here...
In the big picture, this news shouldn't surprise anyone...a fourth AUSTIN POWERS movie was inevitable.
However, we'd always heard this project was a ways off...that ideas were being generated as far back as the filming of GOLDMEMBER...but...movie #4 didn't seem to be on the fast track, or even on anyone's radar.
Maybe it was.
At one point we'd heard an AUSTIN POWERS 4 might be a prequel of sorts. Other indications suggested the movie would center heavily on Dr. Evil & his gang of wannabe super-villains, with the Austin Powers character dodging is as their foil rather than being the focus of the film.
Don't know what direction the project ultimately headed, but here's a report saying that a script is done...and that Mike Meyers and director Jay Roach are already looking for their Powers Babe. One contender is Gisele Bundchen.
Word is the 27-year-old Brazilian beauty already has been given the script, and her agent will meet soon with star Mike Myers and director Jay Roach.
..says THIS ARTICLE at boston.com.
More details about this project as more is learned...
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dont like these much
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not to sound like the typical net perv but.....thats one nice picture. i'm not an "ass man" in the least but damn if that isnt one nice ass. as for the movie itself, maybe they can go the whole evil twin Austin or some clone or something. that be different and a cliche they havent spoofed, fembots aside.
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just keep that tool tom brady out of it
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they do have a new bond to take the piss out of...looks like shreck isn't payin out like it use to
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Jay Roach is a pretty solid comedy director (Mystery, Alaska is cool), but if this makes people start saying shit like "Yeah, baby" again I'm gonna hunt Myers down and make his life a living hell, I swear. That shit is over.
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they have to make another one now?
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April 14, 2008, 9:39 a.m. CST
Isn't this the babe that LadyBoy Di Caprio is using as 'cover?'
by BiggusDickus
I mean, come on, he's gayer than Christmas. Nice fella, good actor and all that, but no way you can ever imagine him doing the wild thing with this honey...
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Mike Myers is about as funny as a mild case of herpes.
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Wasn't MoonRaper the title of the Mad Magazine parody?
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Keep it coming. I'll go see a 4th one. It took a couple of views to get into number three but I ended up loving it just the same. Woo Hoo.
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It was all you fuckers who dressed up like Austin Powers on Halloween and at parties that KILLED the character's character. You should be ashamed of your bad teeth. You suck and stay home.
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it could be funny if it was a self-aware franchise reboot... poking fun at all the recent reboots... or it could end up being "Reboot Movie!"
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so its already got one up on part 3. That movie sucked so bad and up till then I was hooked. The only decent bit was the start with Tom Cruise as Austin.
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over Bundchen any day.
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April 14, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: The Living Daylights Out of A Franchise
by Underoos Hero
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If The Love Guru is as bad as it looks, my guess is that Austin Powers 4 might be there to try and claw back some goodwill (Thanks to Shrek me thinks Mike Myers is gonna eat well but it's not enough to maintain any artistic/pop culture credibility); though I remember years ago that one potential plotline was focusing on what Dr Evil would do when he has conquered the world...I always liked that idea.
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April 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST
Tina Fey Should Play The Main Role In Austin Powers 4
by spidermanfreak20
And Wes Anderson (yes that Wes) should direct and it should star Tina Fey in the title role. Listen to my daily audio blog on my Myspace. It goes into great detail. www.myspace.com/spidermanfreak
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Mike Myers to play the role of aboriginal super spy Makumba Tumba from Tunisia, and to make jokes about his big penis.<p> Also some cleverly covered nudity during opening credits.
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in AP3- he seemed to think playing untold characters made it funny. <P>It didn't
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Us Brits haven't got a Scooby who you're on about? Somebody post a link to the lady, please?
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What do you call a nakid Mexican doing yard work? A Moonraker.
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Besides, will they ever explain how Vanessa mysteriously became a fembot, since the first movie showed her talking to her MOTHER?!
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bustedtees.com/18-1
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April 14, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: You Only Live Once So why not a fourth movie
by Underoos Hero
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Is that definition, or surgical scarring? These Eva Mendes wannabe chicks do nothing for me.
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April 14, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: International Film of Misery.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
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seriously hot body, but needs a paper bag. As far as Victoria's Secret girls go, I'd take Alessndra Ambrosio over Giselle ANY day.<br><br> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZOorNd5M8
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that this'll be a Casino Royale-esque kinda thing? i.e. with a free-running Austin Powers who's buff as balls and smashes through walls? They already lampooned the Sean Connery stuff to high heaven, seems like this might be the way to go - and Casino Royale is ripe for it.
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Forget your lives, give MEEEEEE news now assholes.
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should be made and revolve around the reality/amarican idol shows with wayne & garth basically trying to destroy them with rock & roll
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April 14, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: The Man With The Golden John Thomas
by Underoos Hero
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April 14, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: Cause The Last Three Were Pretty Good
by Underoos Hero
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April 14, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST
Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handle His Franchise better tha
by Underoos Hero
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Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handel His Franchis Better Than Lucas.
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called austin powers it could possibly be dr evil: the hairless gash
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God i wanna bag Giselle Bundchin. I can see why Tom Brady is p*ssy whipped!
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Dude lays more hot pipe than the Mario Brothers, Respect.
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If they decided to spoof the James Bond, Batman, Idunnowhat reboots by making an incredibly straight faced grim Austin Powers going deep inside his troubled past, surrounding him with "updated" realistic characters and explanations, that would awesome. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. It's easy to point out how silly Batman Begins, BSG, Casino Royale, etc. is when they take it so seriously, and Austin Powers would be the right character to do it with.
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I know, Kingpin. I'm just jealous...
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yeah I know but someone hadda do it.
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This was just an excuse to post a picture of Gisele Bundchen (thanks, by the way).
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Oh yeah. Now I understand. Cheers, fella!
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isnt laying hot pipe having a shit? I would say i lay as much hot pipe as dicaprio....probably a bit more
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Not here in these United States my friend, or at least not that ive ever heard. Anyway, the fact is BigDickus, im jealous too. Hes not THAT good of an actor is he??
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-Not strong enough to carry the movie, especially beside Daniel Day Lewis
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well just think about it laying/excreting hot pipe/ poo is hot and pipe shaped
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/2535955/Akrina-Powers This is the Scab Scribd dont even think of stealing it Jay or Mike or anyone. Totally protected.
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To see it.
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When a band we go pay to see sucks...we should boo them. When someone think they have a good idea and they really don't, we should tell them. Pretty simple.
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I hope you weren't serious.
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It has all the same ideas, expressions, and overall feel...
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Wes Anderson's agent. Yeah I am.
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I have a picture of one of my dookie sticks I'd like to show him. It's an amazing piece.
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George Bush doesn't care about black people baby! Yeah!
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April 14, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms, enthusiasms
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks
Man DeNiro Rules in Untouchables.
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Well I'm looking forward to this one. After the letdown that was Goldmember, the franchise really, REALLY needed a rest. They've given it that rest and hopefully they'll come back swinging, baby! Realistically, it'll either be a brilliant return to form, revitalizing the franchise for another few movies to come, or worse dreck than Goldmember that finally puts the last nail in the coffin. I know the latter is a distinct possibility, but I really think there's a good chance we'll see the former come to pass so I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, this time.
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I'm not so sure. Whilst I loved early Myers stuff(Waynes World 1 & 2, So I married an Axe Murderer,Austin 1 & 2), I fear after Cat in the Hat and the Shrek cash cow, he is no longr in touch.
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poop, fart, and genitalia jokes. Austin Powers 50 will just lose out to Ass for best picture 500 years from now.
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I'd like to think that he'll regain his "touch", but I don't know. <p>Head!<p>Beer!<p>Now!
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I don't care. If it's a flop, then we'll know it's the end of it. I say give it one more go. I can't get enough of the action hero piss taking. That scene in the medical room with Austin Powers and Mini Me behind the screen in silhouette cracks me up every time.
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Can't believe no one said that yet!
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I really need to see Seth Green as an evil mastermind.
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Well, he doesn't.
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Seriously, the first two were good. The third one clearly showed signs that they were running out of ideas, now a fourth one? Ugh.
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IIRC one of the stipulations in the settlement of the MGM lawsuit was that MGM got veto rights on titles for all future Austin Powers movies, to which Mike replied something like "We didn't mind giving that up cause we're not going to make any more movies anyway." I guess maybe they waved enough money in front of him to do a 4th? Then again, is he really hurting with all of that Shrek cash?
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Hated the first. Loved the second. Hated the third. So this one must be great then. I see a Star Trek pattern approaching.
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See also: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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And make Waynes'World 3 or Sprockets or Lothar of the Hill People.
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say it with meh
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That's what I heard they were going to call the 4th one. Frankly I think it's perfect.
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This is what I came up with in Jan. 2003 for this: Austin Powers IV - "Austin Powers in Her Majesty's Shaggadellic Service" *** Having found his genetic father and brother in Nigel and Austin Powers, Dr. Evil (aka Dougy?/Ducky? Powers) continues on the path that he chose at the end of "Goldmember." Hillarity ensues as Dr. Evil tries to become "good" and work with Austin for the British Secret Service. He continuously slips into thinking of "evil" ways in which he can do "good." ("Why don't we just put him in a cage with rabid squirrels? Works for me.") Austin has been assigned to help train his brother and keep him in line from doing anything stupid or evil. Dr. Evil has since married Frau Farbissina who is now a stay-at-home mom raising Mini-Me. Picture Dr. Evil walking in to his ranch-style home at the end of the day, setting down his briefcase at the front door and engaging in an idyllic '50s-style "Leave It To Beaver" homesetting. *** Since he has decided to join the family business as a spy, Dr. Evil has stepped down as President & CEO of Virtucon Industries. At the annual shareholders meeting, he announces his departure and recommends that Number 2 be promoted to Number 1 at Virtucon ("Numero Uno, the Big Cheese, the Head Honcho", etc. etc. to a ridiculous amount.) Number 2, now Number 1, proceeds to give a "Gordon Gekko"-like "Wall Street" speech to the shareholders while insisting that he will maintain the highest legal and ethical standards for Virtucon while also making "gobs of money for everyone." Austin and Dr. Evil will need Number 1's help later on in the movie. *** Meanwhile, Scott Evil's descent into madness has become complete. He vows revenge on his father, mother, Mini-Me, Number 2, Austin and Nigel Powers. He puts together his own evil organization. Among his people are Number 3 / The Mole (who is still reporting back to the BSS on the organization that is now in tatters), second-rate henchmen that Scott recruited from the "Criminal Henchmen Retirement Home" (many of whom had appeared on the old 1960s "Batman" TV series and still wear outfits with stupid henchmen names printed on their shirts), and finally an imaginary henchman that Scott always talks to, but no one else can see.
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retirement. Dueling Scottish accents!
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April 14, 2008, 12:09 p.m. CST
Patrick Stewart could pull off a Scottish accent
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
He's Phil McCracken, Scottish therapist.
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I'll take the serious (and amazingly great) BSG and Batman Begins over the campy and lame old versions ANY day.
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when will Mike Myers stop doing the same shit over and over again? I find the Austin Powers films overrated at best, and guru looks like more of the same shit. I loved Axe Murderer, but I can't even watch it anymore because I've grown so tired of Myers.
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another one? w/e
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I found the films to be a very mixed bag. I really think they would have worked better as shorts or SNL sketches. Myers's style of comedy just annoys me. He starts off with something funny, overplays the material, then beats it into the ground until it is no longer funny.
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..this thing tanks hard and takes Myers down with it. Even if it was straight to DVD it's pushing it.
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With Dana Carvey as Garth Q. GOLD.
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The 4 is "FOR" All I can say is "YEAH BABY!!!" I've been waiting on this one with much excitement. I hope they keep making more of these films. They are junk food fun, and that ok! Much more fun than most of the comedy shit that comes out nowadays. Aussie/West Indian/South African/Korean Scientologist for the bad guy.
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I like BB (although no as vehemently as most of the guys here) I just find the "ATTENTION! THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE!!!!" banner that is visible on top of the screen funny. (What your copy doesn't have it?) And then they throw shit in like fear toxin and that microwave weapon. That's pretty spoofable right there. Original Austin spoofed the trends of the 60's and 70's - in those movies the main emphasis was on the character's sex appeal and larger than life set pieces and characters. Now the trend is to make it "realistic" "moody" and "dark", even if the property used to be campy, silly fun. I enjoy those movies a lot, basically the way they update certain elements to fit a darker tone. Like that R rated Space Ghost comic. I've laughed my ass off, because it was so straight faced and awesome, but c'mon, it's fucking Space Ghost. That's why I expect the Dark Knight. They put that fucked up scarred, "so insane, he's playing with his own poo" Joker into a movie about a guy in bat costume. That's awesome, yet funny. A straight faced "Look, how serious we are this time" Austin Powers could be the funniest shit in the world. Fat Bastard as an actual cannibal eating babies, Terrible tragedy in Austin's past making him a womanizer, a trippy explanation for his fucked up teeth, his "male sign amulet" being a token of a love long lost, revamped no-nonsense Dr. Evil played by Anthony Hopkins OR Vin Diesel... Shit, I could go on and on.
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whenever that movie gets fucking mentioned some tool jumps in defending it even if nobody said a bad thing about it. It's so irritating I find myself liking the movie a little less every time.
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April 14, 2008, 12:57 p.m. CST
I'm all for a 4th movie, because I enjoyed the first 3 too much.
by DerLanghaarige
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and the villian sucked.and making dr evil a good guy was just lame
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discuss the potential movie, or simply masturbate to that image. Thanks, AICN!
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This shitty series needs to die and go away.
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Is the only one that is truly hilarious. The second film is basically a remake of the first (but with fat bastard and mini-me). And the third film gets points for trying to do something different, but it's also rather lame. Gisele is a total hottie, though.
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NEW VENTURE BROS EPISODES THIS SUMMER!!!! Its true, that series should be a primer for smart parody. But I think the general public wouldn't get it. Thus the continuing diet of "Loook! That looks like a giant penis!!" jokes.
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Where Will Farrel kept dying and dying and kept screaming for like way too long for it to be funny? That is metaphorically what these Austin Powers sequels are. Or if you don't remember that,just think of a Family Guy filler-joke.
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All of the Bond tropes have been pretty well covered and parodied by the first two Austin Powers films. The third movie just felt redundant and low on steam. This series has grown tiresome (like the Myers' Shrek movies), and it's time for something new.
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I wonder if he'll do a Scottish accent?
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About time! Goldmember (which is pretty good, btw) left us with a great cliffhanger, Scott becoming "evil", why not go that route? I also liked 'Gippers' idea of Dr. Evil trying to become 'good', I can already laugh at all the bad things he does where he thinks he's doing 'good'... The series needs a fresher approach, maybe more action, and an actual plot to keep us interested in the movie...oh, and please, NO MORE TIME TRAVELING!!!
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Oh, btw, is ironic how much you hate this movie, and yet, many of us still post hillarious titles for the next movie, awesome!! (most of them are actually pretty good)
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what kind of a world we live in when there are more talkbacks about AUSTIN POWERS 4 than Iron Man? Pathetic.
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there's just not much you can say about AUSTIN POWERS 4.
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AP 2&3 just over-emphasized Dr. Evil, losing the charm of the fish out of water Austin of the first film.
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Yeeeeah, I dunno, I think the proverbial ship has sailed on this one. Which isn't to say they weren't funny, its just, you know, time to move on.
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(my seed)
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While on PCP.
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If you don't have screen-credit in Goldmember like I do, go away.
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parody of James Bond and the 60's spy genre. But with #2, it stopped being a parody and was simply an Austen Powers movie. Like the 3rd act of Mystery Men, it became what it was making fun of and lost its raison d'etre.
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April 14, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST
deliciouscowbell, There's no such thing as a NECESSARY movie.
by Blok Narpin
"WHAT A FUCKIN UNNECESSARY SEQUEL!" All movies are unnecessary . They are made because we want them, not need them.
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I was going to post that...!
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April 14, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME
by Robots In Das Guys
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April 14, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: QUENTIN TARANTINO PRESENTS: ELI ROTH'S CUMSTAL
by Robots In Das Guys
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cunt stain. aw heck here's a cookie.
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#1 was a great movie, #2 was still pretty durned good, made so much better by Heather "I want to do all sorts of dirty things to her" Graham. The 3rd just lost something and seemed like a parody of itself. It was certainly no longer parodying the spy movies, and lost the whole point of the originals. Dr. Evil became some unrecognizable wacky character "It's Dr. Evil as a rapper; it's Dr. Evil as a trucker." Dumb. I thought they also screwed up by not staying in the 1970s. They were there for like 5 minutes. Completely missed that opportunity.
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April 14, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE FUCKER WHO CAME ALL OVER ME
by Robots In Das Guys
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GED DOO DAH CHAHPPAH!!! DOO EED NOW!!! IDS NOD A DUMOR!! IDS NOD A DUMOR AD ALL!!!
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April 14, 2008, 5:27 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: WE'RE GOING AFTER YOU, CASINO ROYALE
by Robots In Das Guys
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GED DOO DAH FLOGGING OV DEE DEAD HORSE!!! DOO EED NOW!!!
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April 14, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE BITCH
by Robots In Das Guys
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You just know Austin's son or daughter is gonna be in this one, played by some 'hilarious' young 'star'. Probably the fat guy from Superbad, because Austin's son just HAS to be American.
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April 14, 2008, 5:51 p.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'LL STOP SPAMMING NOW OR HARRY WILL BAN ME
by Robots In Das Guys
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Austin Powers 3 was an expedition into abject stupidity, and 2 was only marginally better. Hohoho he's drinking the stool sample! How witty!!! Hahahaha the pointless midget has a giant penis!! How unexpected! What? Celebrity cameos, you say? That will take my mind off the fact that Myers recycles the same jokes over and over and over. And the idiot contingency of the American public dances in the streets.
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If your going to pick the hottest Victoria's Secret model pick Marissa Miller. Plus she can surf.
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Seriously. Make a limit to these titles. This counts as spam. Moderate someone and delete them.
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just stared at her ass for about 10 minutes...
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But it doesn't hold up to repeat viewings. Mike Myers films are like disposable pex dispensers. How about AP vs AVP? My money is on the fucking Predator.
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I'm still holding out hope for Sean Connery as the villian. A disgruntled agent who got stiffed on his retirement plan out for revenge.
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April 14, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST
There is a dude whose job is to rub lotion on her ass
by The Winged Doucheman
I want that job. With 401K and stock options.
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"Austin's Angels" anyone?
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Could someone please cut this guy's head off?
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with Brent Ratner producing
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I'm sooooo happy the writers are no longer on strike. Keep on churning out those sequels, fellas.
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that is one spankable ass.
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DIE HARD franchise was good when the people still had a taste for it. But did LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD do as well as the first 3? Not that I read it didn't. I did well for what it was worth but it paled in comparison to its predecessors. Indiana Jones any one? I loved the first 3 and thought that 3 tied up the whole franchise nicely. But really? Does ANY one want to see a leather-looking Indy and a son? I'm really not excited about seeing Indy and son, Shai, fighting some tribe for a skull. The whole mystic of these franchises were good but now that times have changed--and for the most part have changed to churn out shitty remakes and tiresome sequals. Austin Powers had its time in the sun, but damn! I really don't want to see another one. Here's an idea . . . why not think of something new and THEN start spewing out the sequals we can really complain about.
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Jimmy Walker gettin' high in the lavatory!
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To think they've made millions off the movie going public is depressing. To know, that there are more talented people at the local talent show is really depressing.
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OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFUGGIN.......OH MY FUGGIN GAAAWWWWWD!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEEAH BABEE YEAH!!! BWAAHHAHAHAHA SNORT!!! CHOKE!!! OH GODM, NO SERIOUSLY, I'M CHOKING TO DEATH... PLEASE... OH... GGAKAKAKFKASFKKKASFKLDF;IHEGRW IHEMWILQ3427690[U3N[CMXAIOW;CSZ/GKJNS/K.CFJ AELR/JC WGL; JAG;EJRG [EIR GEIRHJVERI HJTHEHG ;CLKRJTV,E O;IY ENRUPTIOEWCOPIT347T,C[EWUM4ITUIQVW;<BR><BR> In other news, THERE WILL BE BLOOD should have won best film.
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EASily. It was the best of the year. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and ATONEMENT were good, but THERE WILL BE BLOOD was far and away the best. THE BEST!!! I wish I had seen it in theatres rather than waiting for dvd as I did. Dang. Oh well, it was still breaktakingly brilliant and also awesome and funny and great and cool and wow and yeah! Seriously, it was amazingly great on every conceiveable level. Kubrickian almost!
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HENRY WINS!!! HE DRINKS THEIR ENERGON!!! HE DRINKS THEIR MOJO!!! HE DRINKS IT UP!!! TOO BAD!!! ALL GONE!!! YOU LOSE!!! I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!
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Finally I'll get to meet Optimus Prime! Yay!
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OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^#$&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV
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OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^#$&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV
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I didn't mean to do that... twice.
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There was a Christmas Special that aired here in Canada a few years ago, starring Dave Foley. It poked fun of the various Christmas specials over the years, and had a variety of special guest stars, namely Canadian actors of various success, and friends of Dave Foley. And since Mike Myers is both, he had a short scene, in which Dave Foley came to him for advice. The whole scene had Mike Myers sitting in a bathtub full of money. Before Dave Foley left, Myers asked him to top up the tub, so Dave asked if he wanted him to add some money from the Shrek pile, or the Austin Powers pile. The special itself was unmemorable, but that part was pretty good. For a Canadian-made non-Degrassi tv special, that is.
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Won't get me to watch another Austing Powers movie though. The first two were damned funny but Goldmember showed how the joke has definitely run its course. Giselle Bundchen is now just some obvious stunt casting.
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The second was just disgusting (drinking liquid shit, anyone?) and Heather Graham was a total drag as an Austin Girl. At least Goldmember had a charming Beyonce Knowles and Michael Caine as Austin's dad.
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but I've warmed to it quite a bit since. It's the only one I take any pleasure in rewatching.
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The Love Guru will be in this one too, right?
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That should not only be the title but also the plot of this movie. As for Austin Pwers himself - Christ, no!!! NO MORE!!! Goldmember was like shit in my eyes.
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I'd fuck her so hard that poop would literally leave her body through orgasmic telepathy; she would reach such heights of rapturous joy that all waste materials, or poopy, in addition to bad thoughts, germs, or diseases would magically leave her body. My penis containing the powers of a god. I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!
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Best M Myers moment of recent memory was when Kanye West called Bush a racist on national television (which is true, of course). The look on Myers' face was priceless; it was the physical manifestation of a man's already long dead career being reanimated for but the briefest of seconds, and then dying, in horror, right before our eyes
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Starring various D-listers, and Myers, clearly weeping on the inside.
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April 15, 2008, 6:03 a.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 4: CAN WE GET THIS OUT BEFORE 'GET SMART'?
by LaserPants
I bet Myers looks at Steve Carrel and has thoughts of murderous envy.
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April 15, 2008, 6:10 a.m. CST
AUSTIN POWERS 6: I'LL HOST SNL AGAIN, PLEASE... PLEASE?!?!
by LaserPants
Its not like anybody actually watches the show anymore, but you never know.
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THERE SHE GOES! THERE SHE GOES AGAIN! SHE"S GROOVY BABY, YEAH, OH BEHAVE, and other long dead catch phrases.
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oh, and mike meyers... no mas!
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Had to say it. I pull out my impressions whenever these movies come around like everyone else.
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that other people hated the Austin Powers sequels for the same reasons I did. I loved part one because he was a fish out of water. He stuck out and was awkward and that was funny. In part two, the joke was gone and he was suddenly "cool." Never even saw three, I hated two so much.
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"Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".
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"Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".
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The only reason I would see it. Goldmember was horrible.
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"Read my lips, baby! Yeah!"
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it was a clever parody of James Bond, the others two were slapstick vehicles filled with forced humor and pointless cameos.
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I don't think Mike Myers would have done this movie if he didn't get a divorce. Needs to build up his cash flow again.
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Coming directly to a dvd cut out bin near you. Chock full of catch phrases that were amusing 10, 20 years ago! YEAH, BABY! YEAH!!! PARTY TIME EXELLENT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! THATS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAH!!! NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <br><br> Yeah, no.
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WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOt!
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