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AUSTIN POWERS 4 Has A Script!? And Maybe A Babe??

Merrick here...
In the big picture, this news shouldn't surprise anyone...a fourth AUSTIN POWERS movie was inevitable. However, we'd always heard this project was a ways off...that ideas were being generated as far back as the filming of GOLDMEMBER...but...movie #4 didn't seem to be on the fast track, or even on anyone's radar. Maybe it was. At one point we'd heard an AUSTIN POWERS 4 might be a prequel of sorts. Other indications suggested the movie would center heavily on Dr. Evil & his gang of wannabe super-villains, with the Austin Powers character dodging is as their foil rather than being the focus of the film. Don't know what direction the project ultimately headed, but here's a report saying that a script is done...and that Mike Meyers and director Jay Roach are already looking for their Powers Babe. One contender is Gisele Bundchen.

Word is the 27-year-old Brazilian beauty already has been given the script, and her agent will meet soon with star Mike Myers and director Jay Roach.
..says THIS ARTICLE at boston.com. More details about this project as more is learned...

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  • April 14, 2008, 9:32 a.m. CST

    testing 1 2 3

    by xega

    test

  • April 14, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Wow!

    by FILMFUNK

    dont like these much

  • April 14, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Mike Myers Gotta Eat!

    by pancomplex

  • April 14, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    oh my word

    by Bouncy X

    not to sound like the typical net perv but.....thats one nice picture. i'm not an "ass man" in the least but damn if that isnt one nice ass. as for the movie itself, maybe they can go the whole evil twin Austin or some clone or something. that be different and a cliche they havent spoofed, fembots aside.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    hmmmmmm

    by chewyou812

    just keep that tool tom brady out of it

  • April 14, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Fat bastard gotta eat too

    by _SnakePlissken_

  • April 14, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    ha

    by g-ride9000

    they do have a new bond to take the piss out of...looks like shreck isn't payin out like it use to

  • April 14, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Mike Myers must be running out of cash.

    by Knuckleduster

    Jay Roach is a pretty solid comedy director (Mystery, Alaska is cool), but if this makes people start saying shit like "Yeah, baby" again I'm gonna hunt Myers down and make his life a living hell, I swear. That shit is over.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    goldmember didnt suck enough?!?!?

    by BMacSmith

    they have to make another one now?

  • April 14, 2008, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Isn't this the babe that LadyBoy Di Caprio is using as 'cover?'

    by BiggusDickus

    I mean, come on, he's gayer than Christmas. Nice fella, good actor and all that, but no way you can ever imagine him doing the wild thing with this honey...

  • April 14, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Ugh...

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

    Mike Myers is about as funny as a mild case of herpes.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Dr. Yes, oh god, Yes!

    by jim

    Wasn't MoonRaper the title of the Mad Magazine parody?

  • April 14, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: ThunderingBalls

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    LOVED ALL 3 AUSTIN POWERS!!!

    by Underoos Hero

    Keep it coming. I'll go see a 4th one. It took a couple of views to get into number three but I ended up loving it just the same. Woo Hoo.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Live & Let Shag

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    man does that busted tees chick have big boobs!

    by donwillymo

  • April 14, 2008, 9:46 a.m. CST

    AP4: Requiem

    by donwillymo

  • April 14, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: On Her Majesty's Face

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    BTW...

    by Underoos Hero

    It was all you fuckers who dressed up like Austin Powers on Halloween and at parties that KILLED the character's character. You should be ashamed of your bad teeth. You suck and stay home.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    hard on between that busted tees chick and giselle

    by donwillymo

  • April 14, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    self-aware reboot

    by bluebottle

    it could be funny if it was a self-aware franchise reboot... poking fun at all the recent reboots... or it could end up being "Reboot Movie!"

  • April 14, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Diamonds Are For Getting Laid

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: BrownEye

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: On Her Majesty's Golden PussyFinger

    by Raindog789

  • April 14, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Re: Austin Powers 4 has a script

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    so its already got one up on part 3. That movie sucked so bad and up till then I was hooked. The only decent bit was the start with Tom Cruise as Austin.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Four Eyes Only

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: You Only Live Horny

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Property Of A Studio

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    I'd take the BustedTees redhead...

    by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet

    over Bundchen any day.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Cat in the Hat Sucked

    by jim

  • April 14, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Living Daylights Out of A Franchise

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SO VERY TIRED

    by executiverocker

  • April 14, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    AP4: Requiem for Bigglesworth

    by donwillymo

  • April 14, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    The Mike Myers Contingency Plan

    by dr_buggerlugs

    If The Love Guru is as bad as it looks, my guess is that Austin Powers 4 might be there to try and claw back some goodwill (Thanks to Shrek me thinks Mike Myers is gonna eat well but it's not enough to maintain any artistic/pop culture credibility); though I remember years ago that one potential plotline was focusing on what Dr Evil would do when he has conquered the world...I always liked that idea.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Man With The Golden Finger

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: A View To A Shag

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    don't think they should bring vern troyer back though

    by donwillymo

  • April 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Property To A Groovy Lady

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Tina Fey Should Play The Main Role In Austin Powers 4

    by spidermanfreak20

    And Wes Anderson (yes that Wes) should direct and it should star Tina Fey in the title role. Listen to my daily audio blog on my Myspace. It goes into great detail. www.myspace.com/spidermanfreak

  • April 14, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    INSERT FUNNY ACCENTED CHARACTER HERE

    by ArcadianDS

    Mike Myers to play the role of aboriginal super spy Makumba Tumba from Tunisia, and to make jokes about his big penis.<p> Also some cleverly covered nudity during opening credits.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Three Wasn't Enough

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Franchise Never Dies

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Mike Myers caught murphy-itis

    by Lost Jarv

    in AP3- he seemed to think playing untold characters made it funny. <P>It didn't

  • April 14, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Golden One Eye

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Never Say Never Again

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Oi! Americans! 'Busted Tees Girl?"

    by BiggusDickus

    Us Brits haven't got a Scooby who you're on about? Somebody post a link to the lady, please?

  • April 14, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Teabaggin' Her Majesty's Face

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Here's a bad joke for you....

    by Underoos Hero

    What do you call a nakid Mexican doing yard work? A Moonraker.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Ack, not her.

    by Anna Valerious

    Besides, will they ever explain how Vanessa mysteriously became a fembot, since the first movie showed her talking to her MOTHER?!

  • April 14, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Will This Talkback Ever Die

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Cash Cow Royale

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Diamonds Are From Africa

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    yo, BiggusDickus.

    by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet

    bustedtees.com/18-1

  • April 14, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Austin Power 4: Thunderballs

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: You Only Live Once So why not a fourth movie

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: License to Laugh

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SEQUEL TWICE.

    by uss cygnus

  • April 14, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:GoldenShowers

    by smylexx

  • April 14, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    What Is Wrong With Her Back?

    by Saluki

    Is that definition, or surgical scarring? These Eva Mendes wannabe chicks do nothing for me.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: More Cowbell

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • April 14, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: International Film of Misery.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • April 14, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Too Bad Giselle is a "Butterface"

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    seriously hot body, but needs a paper bag. As far as Victoria's Secret girls go, I'd take Alessndra Ambrosio over Giselle ANY day.<br><br> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZOorNd5M8

  • April 14, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Musical.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

  • April 14, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Does anyone else think

    by SoWasRed2012

    that this'll be a Casino Royale-esque kinda thing? i.e. with a free-running Austin Powers who's buff as balls and smashes through walls? They already lampooned the Sean Connery stuff to high heaven, seems like this might be the way to go - and Casino Royale is ripe for it.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Yeah guys, Lord Vader has spoken

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Forget your lives, give MEEEEEE news now assholes.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    AP4 Quimtum of Giseleass

    by sheathledger

  • April 14, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Spider-Man 4: Doc Octopussy

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    wayne's world 3

    by sheathledger

    should be made and revolve around the reality/amarican idol shows with wayne & garth basically trying to destroy them with rock & roll

  • April 14, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers: Shag and Let Die

    by Ladonite

    ew

  • April 14, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Man With The Golden John Thomas

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Electric Boogaloo

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Cause The Last Three Were Pretty Good

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handle His Franchise better tha

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: ....

    by Underoos Hero

    Austin Powers 4: Cause Myers Can Handel His Franchis Better Than Lucas.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    it prob wont be

    by sheathledger

    called austin powers it could possibly be dr evil: the hairless gash

  • April 14, 2008, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: TERMINATED

    by DaBUU

    God i wanna bag Giselle Bundchin. I can see why Tom Brady is p*ssy whipped!

  • April 14, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    "Bigdikkus", why call DiCaprio Gay?

    by wilsonfisk89

    Dude lays more hot pipe than the Mario Brothers, Respect.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Dark and gritty reboot is the way to go.

    by David Cloverfield

    If they decided to spoof the James Bond, Batman, Idunnowhat reboots by making an incredibly straight faced grim Austin Powers going deep inside his troubled past, surrounding him with "updated" realistic characters and explanations, that would awesome. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. It's easy to point out how silly Batman Begins, BSG, Casino Royale, etc. is when they take it so seriously, and Austin Powers would be the right character to do it with.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Better Than Batman Begins

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:39 a.m. CST

    wilsonfisk89...

    by BiggusDickus

    I know, Kingpin. I'm just jealous...

  • April 14, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Requiem

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    yeah I know but someone hadda do it.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    There's no script!

    by tonagan

    This was just an excuse to post a picture of Gisele Bundchen (thanks, by the way).

  • April 14, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Gatsbys West Egg Omlet...

    by BiggusDickus

    Oh yeah. Now I understand. Cheers, fella!

  • April 14, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    wilson fisk

    by sheathledger

    isnt laying hot pipe having a shit? I would say i lay as much hot pipe as dicaprio....probably a bit more

  • April 14, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Having a shit?

    by wilsonfisk89

    Not here in these United States my friend, or at least not that ive ever heard. Anyway, the fact is BigDickus, im jealous too. Hes not THAT good of an actor is he??

  • April 14, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    In fact, i dont think he was right for GANGS

    by wilsonfisk89

    -Not strong enough to carry the movie, especially beside Daniel Day Lewis

  • April 14, 2008, 10:48 a.m. CST

    by sheathledger

    well just think about it laying/excreting hot pipe/ poo is hot and pipe shaped

  • April 14, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Ooh Beehavve

    by Rufferto

  • April 14, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Akrina Powers Scribd

    by spidermanfreak20

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/2535955/Akrina-Powers This is the Scab Scribd dont even think of stealing it Jay or Mike or anyone. Totally protected.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Unspace between 2535 and 955

    by spidermanfreak20

    To see it.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Umm, that sucked dude.

    by Underoos Hero

  • April 14, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Screw being PC

    by Underoos Hero

    When a band we go pay to see sucks...we should boo them. When someone think they have a good idea and they really don't, we should tell them. Pretty simple.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    That idea was just not good at all Spider....

    by Underoos Hero

    I hope you weren't serious.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:01 a.m. CST

    Isn't The Guru Austin Powers 4?

    by aversiontherapy2

    It has all the same ideas, expressions, and overall feel...

  • April 14, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Serious enough to call Jim Berkus Underoos

    by spidermanfreak20

    Wes Anderson's agent. Yeah I am.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Spider....Can I have his number?

    by Underoos Hero

    I have a picture of one of my dookie sticks I'd like to show him. It's an amazing piece.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers IV starring Kanye West

    by wilsonfisk89

    George Bush doesn't care about black people baby! Yeah!

  • April 14, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Enthusiasms, enthusiasms, enthusiasms

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    Man DeNiro Rules in Untouchables.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Yeah baby, YEAH!

    by JackNF

    Well I'm looking forward to this one. After the letdown that was Goldmember, the franchise really, REALLY needed a rest. They've given it that rest and hopefully they'll come back swinging, baby! Realistically, it'll either be a brilliant return to form, revitalizing the franchise for another few movies to come, or worse dreck than Goldmember that finally puts the last nail in the coffin. I know the latter is a distinct possibility, but I really think there's a good chance we'll see the former come to pass so I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt, this time.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    JackNF

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    I'm not so sure. Whilst I loved early Myers stuff(Waynes World 1 & 2, So I married an Axe Murderer,Austin 1 & 2), I fear after Cat in the Hat and the Shrek cash cow, he is no longr in touch.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: with 50 percent more

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    poop, fart, and genitalia jokes. Austin Powers 50 will just lose out to Ass for best picture 500 years from now.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    I'm with NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    by just pillow talk

    I'd like to think that he'll regain his "touch", but I don't know. <p>Head!<p>Beer!<p>Now!

  • April 14, 2008, 11:29 a.m. CST

    AP4: Pacino Royale

    by Jubba

  • April 14, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    As long as it's genuinely laugh out loud funny...

    by metaluna

    I don't care. If it's a flop, then we'll know it's the end of it. I say give it one more go. I can't get enough of the action hero piss taking. That scene in the medical room with Austin Powers and Mini Me behind the screen in silhouette cracks me up every time.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: For Your Theighs Only

    by Marillion

    Can't believe no one said that yet!

  • April 14, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Evil Scott!!

    by buffywrestling

    I really need to see Seth Green as an evil mastermind.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers doesn't care about black people

    by The Pusher

    Well, he doesn't.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4 - Clasping at Straws

    by Yeti

    Seriously, the first two were good. The third one clearly showed signs that they were running out of ideas, now a fourth one? Ugh.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Didn't Mike Myers say the franchise was done after 3?

    by binary

    IIRC one of the stipulations in the settlement of the MGM lawsuit was that MGM got veto rights on titles for all future Austin Powers movies, to which Mike replied something like "We didn't mind giving that up cause we're not going to make any more movies anyway." I guess maybe they waved enough money in front of him to do a 4th? Then again, is he really hurting with all of that Shrek cash?

  • April 14, 2008, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Eh

    by The Funketeer

    Hated the first. Loved the second. Hated the third. So this one must be great then. I see a Star Trek pattern approaching.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers movies have not aged well

    by Trazadone

    See also: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

  • April 14, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Please Myers, we beg you! Stop this!

    by Raymar

    And make Waynes'World 3 or Sprockets or Lothar of the Hill People.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Gisele Buttchen

    by palewook

    say it with meh

  • April 14, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY

    by Novaman5000

    That's what I heard they were going to call the 4th one. Frankly I think it's perfect.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    My idea for Austin Powers IV

    by The Gipper

    This is what I came up with in Jan. 2003 for this: Austin Powers IV - "Austin Powers in Her Majesty's Shaggadellic Service" *** Having found his genetic father and brother in Nigel and Austin Powers, Dr. Evil (aka Dougy?/Ducky? Powers) continues on the path that he chose at the end of "Goldmember." Hillarity ensues as Dr. Evil tries to become "good" and work with Austin for the British Secret Service. He continuously slips into thinking of "evil" ways in which he can do "good." ("Why don't we just put him in a cage with rabid squirrels? Works for me.") Austin has been assigned to help train his brother and keep him in line from doing anything stupid or evil. Dr. Evil has since married Frau Farbissina who is now a stay-at-home mom raising Mini-Me. Picture Dr. Evil walking in to his ranch-style home at the end of the day, setting down his briefcase at the front door and engaging in an idyllic '50s-style "Leave It To Beaver" homesetting. *** Since he has decided to join the family business as a spy, Dr. Evil has stepped down as President & CEO of Virtucon Industries. At the annual shareholders meeting, he announces his departure and recommends that Number 2 be promoted to Number 1 at Virtucon ("Numero Uno, the Big Cheese, the Head Honcho", etc. etc. to a ridiculous amount.) Number 2, now Number 1, proceeds to give a "Gordon Gekko"-like "Wall Street" speech to the shareholders while insisting that he will maintain the highest legal and ethical standards for Virtucon while also making "gobs of money for everyone." Austin and Dr. Evil will need Number 1's help later on in the movie. *** Meanwhile, Scott Evil's descent into madness has become complete. He vows revenge on his father, mother, Mini-Me, Number 2, Austin and Nigel Powers. He puts together his own evil organization. Among his people are Number 3 / The Mole (who is still reporting back to the BSS on the organization that is now in tatters), second-rate henchmen that Scott recruited from the "Criminal Henchmen Retirement Home" (many of whom had appeared on the old 1960s "Batman" TV series and still wear outfits with stupid henchmen names printed on their shirts), and finally an imaginary henchman that Scott always talks to, but no one else can see.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Only make this if Sean Connery comes out of

    by skimn

    retirement. Dueling Scottish accents!

  • April 14, 2008, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Patrick Stewart could pull off a Scottish accent

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    He's Phil McCracken, Scottish therapist.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    David Cloverfield:

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    I'll take the serious (and amazingly great) BSG and Batman Begins over the campy and lame old versions ANY day.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Love Guru is same old schtick

    by ShiftyEyedDog2

    when will Mike Myers stop doing the same shit over and over again? I find the Austin Powers films overrated at best, and guru looks like more of the same shit. I loved Axe Murderer, but I can't even watch it anymore because I've grown so tired of Myers.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    yawn...

    by turketron

    another one? w/e

  • April 14, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Was never a huge fan of this series....

    by amrisharmpit

    I found the films to be a very mixed bag. I really think they would have worked better as shorts or SNL sketches. Myers's style of comedy just annoys me. He starts off with something funny, overplays the material, then beats it into the ground until it is no longer funny.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    If There Is A God In Heaven...

    by toxicbuddha

    ..this thing tanks hard and takes Myers down with it. Even if it was straight to DVD it's pushing it.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: NO STAIRWAY! DENIED!

    by uss cygnus

    With Dana Carvey as Garth Q. GOLD.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Hillary and Me - or - What the Duck Saw

    by Fred

  • April 14, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4 Her Thighs Only...

    by ThePilgrim

    The 4 is "FOR" All I can say is "YEAH BABY!!!" I've been waiting on this one with much excitement. I hope they keep making more of these films. They are junk food fun, and that ok! Much more fun than most of the comedy shit that comes out nowadays. Aussie/West Indian/South African/Korean Scientologist for the bad guy.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    ShiftyEyedDog2

    by David Cloverfield

    I like BB (although no as vehemently as most of the guys here) I just find the "ATTENTION! THIS IS A SERIOUS MOVIE!!!!" banner that is visible on top of the screen funny. (What your copy doesn't have it?) And then they throw shit in like fear toxin and that microwave weapon. That's pretty spoofable right there. Original Austin spoofed the trends of the 60's and 70's - in those movies the main emphasis was on the character's sex appeal and larger than life set pieces and characters. Now the trend is to make it "realistic" "moody" and "dark", even if the property used to be campy, silly fun. I enjoy those movies a lot, basically the way they update certain elements to fit a darker tone. Like that R rated Space Ghost comic. I've laughed my ass off, because it was so straight faced and awesome, but c'mon, it's fucking Space Ghost. That's why I expect the Dark Knight. They put that fucked up scarred, "so insane, he's playing with his own poo" Joker into a movie about a guy in bat costume. That's awesome, yet funny. A straight faced "Look, how serious we are this time" Austin Powers could be the funniest shit in the world. Fat Bastard as an actual cannibal eating babies, Terrible tragedy in Austin's past making him a womanizer, a trippy explanation for his fucked up teeth, his "male sign amulet" being a token of a love long lost, revamped no-nonsense Dr. Evil played by Anthony Hopkins OR Vin Diesel... Shit, I could go on and on.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    And what's up with the knee jerk BB reactions

    by David Cloverfield

    whenever that movie gets fucking mentioned some tool jumps in defending it even if nobody said a bad thing about it. It's so irritating I find myself liking the movie a little less every time.

  • April 14, 2008, 12:57 p.m. CST

    I'm all for a 4th movie, because I enjoyed the first 3 too much.

    by DerLanghaarige

  • April 14, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    the first 2 were good, the 3rd was just rehashed shit

    by BMacSmith

    and the villian sucked.and making dr evil a good guy was just lame

  • April 14, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    I don't know whether I should

    by Abominable Snowcone

    discuss the potential movie, or simply masturbate to that image. Thanks, AICN!

  • April 14, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Great, great, more shit

    by Gungan Slayer

    This shitty series needs to die and go away.

  • April 14, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    The first film

    by Mattyboy122

    Is the only one that is truly hilarious. The second film is basically a remake of the first (but with fat bastard and mini-me). And the third film gets points for trying to do something different, but it's also rather lame. Gisele is a total hottie, though.

  • April 14, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Just reminded me

    by skimn

    NEW VENTURE BROS EPISODES THIS SUMMER!!!! Its true, that series should be a primer for smart parody. But I think the general public wouldn't get it. Thus the continuing diet of "Loook! That looks like a giant penis!!" jokes.

  • April 14, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Remember that scene in one of them movies

    by I Dunno

    Where Will Farrel kept dying and dying and kept screaming for like way too long for it to be funny? That is metaphorically what these Austin Powers sequels are. Or if you don't remember that,just think of a Family Guy filler-joke.

  • April 14, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: HEXADICK

    by Redundant23

  • April 14, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    It's already been done

    by Sithdan

    All of the Bond tropes have been pretty well covered and parodied by the first two Austin Powers films. The third movie just felt redundant and low on steam. This series has grown tiresome (like the Myers' Shrek movies), and it's time for something new.

  • April 14, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Hmmmm....

    by rutgersjaffo

    I wonder if he'll do a Scottish accent?

  • April 14, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Dr. Ho

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Just make a Dr.Evil Movie!

    by Orionsangels

  • April 14, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Oldfinger

    by Barry Normal

  • April 14, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: From Labia With Love

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    The last 30 minutes of Goldmember jumps the shark

    by Orionsangels

  • April 14, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers: Stickyfinger

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers: Thunderballsack

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:You Only Lick Twice

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Scott!!!

    by mvckalel

    About time! Goldmember (which is pretty good, btw) left us with a great cliffhanger, Scott becoming "evil", why not go that route? I also liked 'Gippers' idea of Dr. Evil trying to become 'good', I can already laugh at all the bad things he does where he thinks he's doing 'good'... The series needs a fresher approach, maybe more action, and an actual plot to keep us interested in the movie...oh, and please, NO MORE TIME TRAVELING!!!

  • April 14, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: The Spy Who Fucked Me Up The Ass

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:Poonraker

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:A View to a Lay

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Great names!!!

    by mvckalel

    Oh, btw, is ironic how much you hate this movie, and yet, many of us still post hillarious titles for the next movie, awesome!! (most of them are actually pretty good)

  • April 14, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:StickyEye

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:Wetpussy

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4:In Her Majesty's Secret Snatch

    by Prossor

  • April 14, 2008, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Can somebody tell me......

    by Herb West

    what kind of a world we live in when there are more talkbacks about AUSTIN POWERS 4 than Iron Man? Pathetic.

  • April 14, 2008, 2:31 p.m. CST

    I WOULD LICK GISELLE'S ANUS

    by ironic_name

  • April 14, 2008, 2:36 p.m. CST

    AP 4 : The Girl with the Golden Buns

    by Doc_Hudson

  • April 14, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    I guess...

    by Herb West

    there's just not much you can say about AUSTIN POWERS 4.

  • April 14, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Would rather see Sprockets movie.

    by Dingbatty

    AP 2&3 just over-emphasized Dr. Evil, losing the charm of the fish out of water Austin of the first film.

  • April 14, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEATING OFF A DEAD HORSE

    by LaserPants

    Yeeeeah, I dunno, I think the proverbial ship has sailed on this one. Which isn't to say they weren't funny, its just, you know, time to move on.

  • April 14, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers IV: License To Spill

    by skimn

    (my seed)

  • April 14, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    AP 3 was like being raped by Spider-Man 3

    by wash

    While on PCP.

  • April 14, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    The new babe is Celine Dion?

    by Bobo_Vision

    Eh.

  • April 14, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SEQUEL THRICE

    by palewook

  • April 14, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Oh, bite me...

    by RogueWarrior65

    If you don't have screen-credit in Goldmember like I do, go away.

  • April 14, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    The first one was great because it was a

    by jim

    parody of James Bond and the 60's spy genre. But with #2, it stopped being a parody and was simply an Austen Powers movie. Like the 3rd act of Mystery Men, it became what it was making fun of and lost its raison d'etre.

  • April 14, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    deliciouscowbell, There's no such thing as a NECESSARY movie.

    by Blok Narpin

    "WHAT A FUCKIN UNNECESSARY SEQUEL!" All movies are unnecessary . They are made because we want them, not need them.

  • April 14, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    AP4: Quantum of Solice is a crap name.

    by V'Shael

  • April 14, 2008, 4:25 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MASTER OF DISGUISE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:30 p.m. CST

    DAMN YOU GOTHAM

    by Robots In Das Guys

    I was going to post that...!

  • April 14, 2008, 4:35 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: JAMES BOND JR

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:36 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET HOLE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: MOONSHINER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BATMAN & ROBIN

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: FOR YOUR ASS ONLY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SHAG AND LET SHAGGY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: OCTOSHAGGY

    by Robots In Das Guys

    ; )

  • April 14, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THIS FUCKER NEVER DIES

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:41 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THIS GUY ARE SICK

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:42 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: GOLDENSHOWER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'LL BE BACK

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: GET TO DA CHOPPA

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: 4 FAST 4 4IOUS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:55 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: FROM DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:56 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: YOU ONLY CUM ONCE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:57 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: CATS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:58 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: LICENSE TO DRIVE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 4:59 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: TALKBACKS ARE 4EVER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: ROLLERBALL

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: MADONNA'S IN THIS ONE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:02 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE QUEST 4 PISS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: TOKYO DRIFT

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPY HARDER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: I AM AUSTIN

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:06 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOES N DA HOOD

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MEANING OF LIFE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME, KILL ME

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:10 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPAMALOT

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:11 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: RISE OF THE SILVER SHAGGET

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: ARMAGGEDON

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: YOUR COCK IS NOT ENOUGH

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:13 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SPY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:15 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: CADDYSHAGGY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:16 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: GAY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:17 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: PUSSY GALORE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: QUENTIN TARANTINO PRESENTS: ELI ROTH'S CUMSTAL

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: TRANNYFORMERS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    fuck off stengha

    by Prossor

    cunt stain. aw heck here's a cookie.

  • April 14, 2008, 5:19 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: TIM STORY RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Uhm... worried about this one

    by BizarroJerry

    #1 was a great movie, #2 was still pretty durned good, made so much better by Heather "I want to do all sorts of dirty things to her" Graham. The 3rd just lost something and seemed like a parody of itself. It was certainly no longer parodying the spy movies, and lost the whole point of the originals. Dr. Evil became some unrecognizable wacky character "It's Dr. Evil as a rapper; it's Dr. Evil as a trucker." Dumb. I thought they also screwed up by not staying in the 1970s. They were there for like 5 minutes. Completely missed that opportunity.

  • April 14, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE FUCKER WHO CAME ALL OVER ME

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: PAN'S LABYRINTH

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: PARODICAL SEX REFERENCE

    by BizarroJerry

  • April 14, 2008, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers IV: GOLDENASS

    by Det. John Kimble

  • April 14, 2008, 5:22 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: DAH TERMINATOR WHO FUGG U ASSHOLE

    by LaserPants

    GED DOO DAH CHAHPPAH!!! DOO EED NOW!!! IDS NOD A DUMOR!! IDS NOD A DUMOR AD ALL!!!

  • April 14, 2008, 5:27 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: DUDE, WHERE'S MY SHAG?

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:27 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: WE'RE GOING AFTER YOU, CASINO ROYALE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:28 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: FIN FANG FOOM

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:28 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: PROPERTY OF A LAYDAY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: KING CUM

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: GLOBET OF FIARR

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: 'Robot In Das Guys'

    by teddy_duchamp

  • April 14, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: MORE RETRO KITSCH AND INNUENDO

    by LaserPants

    GED DOO DAH FLOGGING OV DEE DEAD HORSE!!! DOO EED NOW!!!

  • April 14, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: CRAIG NOT BOND

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: ROBOTS IN DAS GUYS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:33 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: DR. YEAH BABY, YEAH

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:34 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: LOLITA

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:35 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: HOW STELLA GOT HER MOJO BACK

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: QUANTUM OF SCOTTISH ACCENTS

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:38 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: DANA CARVEY

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE BITCH

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEAUTIFUL STRANGER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:40 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: AUSTIN GOES FOURTH

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:41 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE LIVING OCTOPUSSIES

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: BEATING THE DEAD HORSE

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:43 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: A VIEW TO CLIMAX

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:43 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'M OLD WITH A SON

    by performingmonkey

    You just know Austin's son or daughter is gonna be in this one, played by some 'hilarious' young 'star'. Probably the fat guy from Superbad, because Austin's son just HAS to be American.

  • April 14, 2008, 5:44 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN DILDO

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: FROM ALAN MOORE WITH VITRIOL

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: TEH SUCK

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:51 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: I'LL STOP SPAMMING NOW OR HARRY WILL BAN ME

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 14, 2008, 5:56 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS IV FINGERBANGER

    by dizzywhip

  • April 14, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Reeeeettttttchhhhhh

    by jimmay

    Austin Powers 3 was an expedition into abject stupidity, and 2 was only marginally better. Hohoho he's drinking the stool sample! How witty!!! Hahahaha the pointless midget has a giant penis!! How unexpected! What? Celebrity cameos, you say? That will take my mind off the fact that Myers recycles the same jokes over and over and over. And the idiot contingency of the American public dances in the streets.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Marissa Miller much better choice

    by jonsnow

    If your going to pick the hottest Victoria's Secret model pick Marissa Miller. Plus she can surf.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Robots is spam delete him

    by spidermanfreak20

    Seriously. Make a limit to these titles. This counts as spam. Moderate someone and delete them.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:16 p.m. CST

    I totally forgot what this article was about...

    by br1947

    just stared at her ass for about 10 minutes...

  • April 14, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST

    I laughed my ass off at AP3

    by The Winged Doucheman

    But it doesn't hold up to repeat viewings. Mike Myers films are like disposable pex dispensers. How about AP vs AVP? My money is on the fucking Predator.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Pez not Pex...fuck

    by The Winged Doucheman

  • April 14, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    After going back and reading the article again...

    by br1947

    I'm still holding out hope for Sean Connery as the villian. A disgruntled agent who got stiffed on his retirement plan out for revenge.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    There is a dude whose job is to rub lotion on her ass

    by The Winged Doucheman

    I want that job. With 401K and stock options.

  • April 14, 2008, 6:28 p.m. CST

    How about a cross-series reboot?

    by br1947

    "Austin's Angels" anyone?

  • April 14, 2008, 6:33 p.m. CST

    "Robots" you are an idiot

    by Teddy Artery

    Could someone please cut this guy's head off?

  • April 14, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST

    br1947, only if McG directs

    by The Winged Doucheman

    with Brent Ratner producing

  • April 14, 2008, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Put a bullet into this franchise already

    by Logan_1973

    I'm sooooo happy the writers are no longer on strike. Keep on churning out those sequels, fellas.

  • April 14, 2008, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Your boobs only.

    by hallmitchell

  • April 14, 2008, 8:10 p.m. CST

    I've never said this before

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    that is one spankable ass.

  • April 14, 2008, 8:25 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS IV: THE FRANCHISE MENACE

    by Violator90

    DIE HARD franchise was good when the people still had a taste for it. But did LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD do as well as the first 3? Not that I read it didn't. I did well for what it was worth but it paled in comparison to its predecessors. Indiana Jones any one? I loved the first 3 and thought that 3 tied up the whole franchise nicely. But really? Does ANY one want to see a leather-looking Indy and a son? I'm really not excited about seeing Indy and son, Shai, fighting some tribe for a skull. The whole mystic of these franchises were good but now that times have changed--and for the most part have changed to churn out shitty remakes and tiresome sequals. Austin Powers had its time in the sun, but damn! I really don't want to see another one. Here's an idea . . . why not think of something new and THEN start spewing out the sequals we can really complain about.

  • April 14, 2008, 8:48 p.m. CST

    THE CONCORDE: AUSTINPUSSY '79

    by uss cygnus

    Jimmy Walker gettin' high in the lavatory!

  • April 14, 2008, 8:51 p.m. CST

    austin powers: for your thighs only

    by Groothewarrior

  • April 14, 2008, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Sandler, Ferrel and this clown are so overrated.

    by GQtaste

    To think they've made millions off the movie going public is depressing. To know, that there are more talented people at the local talent show is really depressing.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:08 p.m. CST

    I Bet He'll Say Groovy Baby, Yeah

    by LaserPants

    OMFG!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMFUGGIN.......OH MY FUGGIN GAAAWWWWWD!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEEAH BABEE YEAH!!! BWAAHHAHAHAHA SNORT!!! CHOKE!!! OH GODM, NO SERIOUSLY, I'M CHOKING TO DEATH... PLEASE... OH... GGAKAKAKFKASFKKKASFKLDF;IHEGRW IHEMWILQ3427690[U3N[CMXAIOW;CSZ/GKJNS/K.CFJ AELR/JC WGL; JAG;EJRG [EIR GEIRHJVERI HJTHEHG ;CLKRJTV,E O;IY ENRUPTIOEWCOPIT347T,C[EWUM4ITUIQVW;<BR><BR> In other news, THERE WILL BE BLOOD should have won best film.

  • April 14, 2008, 9:10 p.m. CST

    THERE WILL BE BLOOD Should Have Won Best Film

    by LaserPants

    EASily. It was the best of the year. NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN and ATONEMENT were good, but THERE WILL BE BLOOD was far and away the best. THE BEST!!! I wish I had seen it in theatres rather than waiting for dvd as I did. Dang. Oh well, it was still breaktakingly brilliant and also awesome and funny and great and cool and wow and yeah! Seriously, it was amazingly great on every conceiveable level. Kubrickian almost!

  • April 14, 2008, 9:14 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS vs TRANSFORMERS vs HENRY PLAINVIEW

    by LaserPants

    HENRY WINS!!! HE DRINKS THEIR ENERGON!!! HE DRINKS THEIR MOJO!!! HE DRINKS IT UP!!! TOO BAD!!! ALL GONE!!! YOU LOSE!!! I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!

  • April 14, 2008, 9:19 p.m. CST

    TRANSFORMERS 2 Shooting In Philadelphia

    by LaserPants

    Finally I'll get to meet Optimus Prime! Yay!

  • April 14, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST

    "Groovy Baby, Yeah!" "Oh, Behave!"

    by LaserPants

    OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^#$&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV

  • April 14, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST

    "Groovy Baby, Yeah!" "Oh, Behave!"

    by LaserPants

    OMG!!! OMFG!!! OMFG YEAAAAHHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! SO FUCKIN HOLY SHEEEEEEIIIIT!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WE NEED LIKE 12 MORE OF THEM YEAH!!! DO EED!!! GED DOO DAH GROOVY MOJO CHAHPPAH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! YEAH BABY!!! !!@!@!@!@#$#$@%^#%$@&^#%$@&%^#$&%^@$#&@^%#$Q2735427156245624357R12I hope their crippling addiction to candy is addressed in this film. They would routinely sell Speed out (or tell a secret) for a box of sugar coated treats, and then feel bad about it, and cry like lunatics. Never trust a junky! Seriously, they need to seek professional addiction help of some kind or continue their downward spiral into sugar-coated addiction.67QRC EUW6RV

  • April 14, 2008, 9:23 p.m. CST

    I'm Sorry...

    by LaserPants

    I didn't mean to do that... twice.

  • April 14, 2008, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Mike Myers' money

    by Admiral_Snackbar

    There was a Christmas Special that aired here in Canada a few years ago, starring Dave Foley. It poked fun of the various Christmas specials over the years, and had a variety of special guest stars, namely Canadian actors of various success, and friends of Dave Foley. And since Mike Myers is both, he had a short scene, in which Dave Foley came to him for advice. The whole scene had Mike Myers sitting in a bathtub full of money. Before Dave Foley left, Myers asked him to top up the tub, so Dave asked if he wanted him to add some money from the Shrek pile, or the Austin Powers pile. The special itself was unmemorable, but that part was pretty good. For a Canadian-made non-Degrassi tv special, that is.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:07 p.m. CST

    WHAT A PERFECT ASS ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    Won't get me to watch another Austing Powers movie though. The first two were damned funny but Goldmember showed how the joke has definitely run its course. Giselle Bundchen is now just some obvious stunt casting.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:08 p.m. CST

    I thought Goldmember was a lot BETTER than SWSM

    by Osmosis Jones

    The second was just disgusting (drinking liquid shit, anyone?) and Heather Graham was a total drag as an Austin Girl. At least Goldmember had a charming Beyonce Knowles and Michael Caine as Austin's dad.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Fucking hated Goldmember when I saw it

    by hktelemacher

    but I've warmed to it quite a bit since. It's the only one I take any pleasure in rewatching.

  • April 14, 2008, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4 : For your Boobs only

    by Gorgomel

    ...

  • April 15, 2008, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Unnecessary...

    by DanielKurland

    The Love Guru will be in this one too, right?

  • April 15, 2008, 2:10 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS: QUANTUM OF BOOBIES

    by Revolution_Now

  • April 15, 2008, 2:56 a.m. CST

    I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF GISELE

    by Steve Rogers

    That should not only be the title but also the plot of this movie. As for Austin Pwers himself - Christ, no!!! NO MORE!!! Goldmember was like shit in my eyes.

  • April 15, 2008, 4:51 a.m. CST

    Septuplenipple

    by CASE

  • April 15, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST

    I TOO WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OF GISELE

    by LaserPants

    I'd fuck her so hard that poop would literally leave her body through orgasmic telepathy; she would reach such heights of rapturous joy that all waste materials, or poopy, in addition to bad thoughts, germs, or diseases would magically leave her body. My penis containing the powers of a god. I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!

  • April 15, 2008, 6 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: MIKE MYERS CAN'T GET WORK OTHERWISE

    by LaserPants

    Best M Myers moment of recent memory was when Kanye West called Bush a racist on national television (which is true, of course). The look on Myers' face was priceless; it was the physical manifestation of a man's already long dead career being reanimated for but the briefest of seconds, and then dying, in horror, right before our eyes

  • April 15, 2008, 6:02 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 5: DIRECT TO GROOVY DVD, BABY, YEAH!

    by LaserPants

    Starring various D-listers, and Myers, clearly weeping on the inside.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:03 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: CAN WE GET THIS OUT BEFORE 'GET SMART'?

    by LaserPants

    I bet Myers looks at Steve Carrel and has thoughts of murderous envy.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:10 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 6: I'LL HOST SNL AGAIN, PLEASE... PLEASE?!?!

    by LaserPants

    Its not like anybody actually watches the show anymore, but you never know.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:22 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 7: SO YOU MARRIED AN AXE MURDER 2

    by LaserPants

    THERE SHE GOES! THERE SHE GOES AGAIN! SHE"S GROOVY BABY, YEAH, OH BEHAVE, and other long dead catch phrases.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:46 a.m. CST

    BUSTED T GIRL U R A SAUCY WENCH

    by happyboy

    oh, and mike meyers... no mas!

  • April 15, 2008, 6:56 a.m. CST

    Yeah baby!

    by Dazzler69

    Had to say it. I pull out my impressions whenever these movies come around like everyone else.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:59 a.m. CST

    I'm glad to see

    by Ckuouka

    that other people hated the Austin Powers sequels for the same reasons I did. I loved part one because he was a fish out of water. He stuck out and was awkward and that was funny. In part two, the joke was gone and he was suddenly "cool." Never even saw three, I hated two so much.

  • April 15, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    The name for the "Powers Babe" should be...

    by Otter

    "Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".

  • April 15, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    The name for the "Powers Babe" should be...

    by Otter

    "Oodles O'Quim", which is a nod the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Black Dossier". It also was another way of saying "Pussy Galore".

  • April 15, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: To Forget Goldmember

    by JoeSixPack

    The only reason I would see it. Goldmember was horrible.

  • April 15, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS AS H .W. BUSH

    by BringingSexyBack

    "Read my lips, baby! Yeah!"

  • April 15, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Austin Powers 4: Dr Hoe

    by Maximus Prime

  • April 15, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: PUNK'D

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 15, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE QUEST 4 A SCRIPT

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 15, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: SO I MARRIED AN AXE SHAGGER

    by Robots In Das Guys

  • April 15, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    The first Austin is watchable

    by Prossor

    it was a clever parody of James Bond, the others two were slapstick vehicles filled with forced humor and pointless cameos.

  • April 15, 2008, 2:55 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 4: THE WIFE TOOK HALF!!

    by thelordofhell

    I don't think Mike Myers would have done this movie if he didn't get a divorce. Needs to build up his cash flow again.

  • April 15, 2008, 3:16 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS 8: WAYNE'S WORLD 3: GROOVY, DUDE!

    by LaserPants

    Coming directly to a dvd cut out bin near you. Chock full of catch phrases that were amusing 10, 20 years ago! YEAH, BABY! YEAH!!! PARTY TIME EXELLENT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! THATS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAH!!! NEEDS MORE COWBELL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <br><br> Yeah, no.

  • April 15, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    AUSTIN POWERS AND THE TEMPLE OF GED DOO DAH CHAHPPAH!!!

    by LaserPants

    WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOt!