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‘They’re Going To Fucking Murder You!!’ SOUTH PARK 12.5!!
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I am – Hercules!!
"Ow! That hurt my brains! Ow!"
12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny McCormick to HeavyMetalLand.
12.4 sent Terrance and Phillip on strike, Buddy!
Comedy Central says of 12.5:
ERIC CARTMAN IS THE NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled "Eek! A Penis!," premiering on Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.
While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.
10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.
Then stick around for the Oswalt-Giraldo rematch (Dick Cheney Vs. Paris Hilton) on “Root Of All Evil” at 10:30.
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Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled "Eek! A Penis!," premiering on Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.
While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids' test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.
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hopefully we get a trey parker rendition of gangstas paradise.
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You know last weeks just got funnier and funnier each time I watched it (3 times total)
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You know last weeks just got funnier and funnier each time I watched it (3 times total)
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People dont realise how good South Park is. They dont equate a cartoon with good storylines nad observant scripts. There is going to be a massive hole in the comedy network when Matt & Trey get borec with it .. We'll eat then on ouR tummys!!
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It's kind of hard when SP rips themselves in the same episode for being preachy douches sometimes. Though I fault neither FG or SP for what they are.
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makes me think cartman is going to try and teach kid snot to be gay or something.
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... an "inner-city"???
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He started out as a hilariously mean husky voiced kid and then evolved into this cute fat voice, like here kitty kitty, to now just having a normal voice.
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Know where you can get the butters version as a ringtone?
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That's where Jimmy and Timmay went during that stint in the Crips. They can involve themselves in quite a bit being so close to the city.
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We had a talk last week whether this season would "improve". And oh man did it ever. That was a great episode I must say. So Im pumped for tonight!
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you WISH you had that winning streak.
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I'm not your PAL, NTSC!
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The Cartman who sounded fat with a raspier voice, not the Cartman of today who sounds a bit too much like Stan at times. Go back and listen to Vitro's "Mentally Dull (Think Tank Remix)" on the CHEF AID album and you'll realize that Cartman was much funnier with the earlier voice.
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seems hardly worth comparing.
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South Park sucks now cakes
This sounds good. I love the development of Garrison from straight man to gay man to straight woman to gay woman and back to man again. Wonder if he'll still like scissoring? -
"remember that it's just a show, you really should relax".
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Can't wait!
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It's Chocolate Pain time, bitch...
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I think?
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I'm not your guy friend!
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Apr 09, 2008 3:18:41 PM CDT
Cartman's voice unfortunately was a compromise
by shut the fuck up donny
since the original tore the shit out of Trey's vocal chords. I remember when he did a video conference at Dragoncon for the release of Orgazmo. Somebody asked him to do Cartman and he had the most pained look on his face before, during, and after he did it.
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AIDS: B-
Britney: A
Heavy Metal: A-
Canada: C+ (This would have been a D+, but "I can make love to your anus without making God angry!" raised it up a letter) -
(AIDS, C)(Britney, C+)(Heavy Metal, B+/A if Cartmans story was a little more..eh I dunno they were onto something.)(Canada, A) And I like Cartmans newer voice. Its much more synical. And for fucks sake, they all sound alike. Stans dad sounds like fucking everyone. & I dont want any Heavy Metal hate for the B+. That was a damn fine episode. Kennys whole side. But the out of place Spitzer was doo doo and Cartman pretty much letting Anne Frank could have had a ton more laughs. Thats just my opinion Guy. Shhhh Shhh listen listen. Lemme take care of this Buddy.
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best season ever?
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"Canadians are boring" is about as fresh as "what's the deal with airline food?". With Britney, they took it to its logical conclusion.
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talkbackers are discussing which southpark character has jumped the shark. does anyone other than me find that to be ridiculous? i mean, the whole show is one big shark jump. they wear ideas out frequently. so what? come on guys, south park is some funny shit. aicn talkbackers picking apart a purposefully absurd cartoon; that pretty much says it all. welcome to aicn.
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Their first broadcast episode had a satellite coming out of Cartman's butt and UFOs!
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Didn't see your post there, buddy... Obviously I agree.I think the only way insightful criticisms can end is if Matt and Trey do an entire episode of the boys attempting to jump a shark, realsing, upon reflection, that they've literally been doing it their entire boyhood (through alternate takes of classic eps) and slam it home to those who need some-me-up's on the business end of a sledge hammer.
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...wouldn't be getting dozens of posts to a discussion board for an episode that hasn't aired yet.
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i agree with you. a "jump the shark" episode would be great. i would love to see cartman literally jumping a shark with a leather jacket on saying "aaayyyy" the whole episode just like fonz.
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but why did Kenny disapper about 1/4 of the way through, Kenny is there at the beginning and then it just shifts to strangly to Butters. I understand that Butters was more logical for a YouTube video but it just felt disjointed to me.
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and really butters has surpassed kenny as the 4th south park kind.
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Someone needs to break it to the South Parkers: Denver broke salary cap rules and were also fine draft picks by the league during their championship years.
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Cartman is doing Edward James Olmos as Jaime Escalante in Stand and Deliver
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I can't believe South Park just did an abortion joke. Matt and Trey have the biggest balls in the history of the televison medium. It was kinda funny too.
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Cartman is seriously fucked up!
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Loved it! Too bad we've got that "Root of All Evil" shit on now.
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Bill Beeelichik! So funny!
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Apr 09, 2008 9:47:47 PM CDT
So, I hear this episode was about how abortion is wrong.
by ol' gravy leg
Is that so?
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...literally. Good ep. Be interesting to see who's going to get slipped a Mickey by Mr. Garrison first....probably, not a female, seeing how the poor mouse couldn't even attract a pussy.
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That was not good. Still better than Root of All Evil though.
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"Well, if you see my penis, try to catch it with some cheese." How this has anything to do with Cartman doing Jaime Escalante is known only to Trey Parker and perhaps his weed dealer. Comedy gold.
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reminded me more of Renaissance Man with Danny Devito more than anything.Best line tho again goes to Butters: "Ow! That hurt my brains! Ow!"
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The Simpsons did anywhere from 22-25 episodes a year, and there was a good ten year streak. South Park does like 13 or 14 episodes a year, and there usually topical. I mean 20 years from now nobody is going to know who the fuck Numa Numa is what the hell the WGA strike was. Not to take anything away from South Park. It's a great show. Try watching an old episode of The Simpsons compared to an old episode of South Park. Trust me. You'll see the difference.
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Holy cow. Holy slaughtered cow.
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If I watch an episode of Simpsons from long ago that I haven't seen in a long while, there is so much layered funny shit i really did not catch the first time.
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When will they bring back Reno 911? This "Root of All Evil" show just isn't kicking it for me.
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When will they bring back Reno 911? This "Root of All Evil" show just isn't cutting it for me.
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god almighty!!!! Funny though.
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did i miss an episode where he was killed off or something?
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This show jumped the shark big-time after the second season. It needs to GET GONE ... permanently and with extreme prejudice. That is all.
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Another great ep! Man I still have nightmares when he first lost his manhood.
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the show jumped the shark in season 2, when an animated fonz rode a motorcycle over a shark and into kenny.how was i the only one to remember this?
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Wow a Simpsons vs South Park debate. I think they both are good can I still hang out here?
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Do you mean to tell us that you can like two different things? That you don't only love one and hate everything else similar, as well as hating every one who likes it? It's possible to love more than one show at a time? This is an amazing realization that will revolutionize these talkbacks!
Or maybe not. Someone will probably just spew profanity at you and then imply that you're a homosexual and/or will never have sex. -
Cartman stuff was lame, the Garrison stuff had some funny momments. I liked when Ms Garrison grabbed that guy's penis, and I'm glad they actually left it at Ms Garrison, instead of doing another reset.
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has jumped the shark. I think someone else posted that a new cliche term for that idea needs to be invented. Like maybe "Adding a Seven", when Married With Children added a child cast member, to help extend viewership...I don't know, any suggestions? BTW, I do think Matt and Trey just light one up and dump their DVD collection on the floor for inspration. Stand And Deliver?? I'm suprised anyone remembers that movie, except for Olmos' hair (which SP duplicated perfectly). The Thing reference in the lice ep, Stargate and The Abyss in Imaginationland..the list goes on..
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goes to Arrested Development, when Henry Winkler as the lawyer hops over a shark on the dock of a marina.
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discuss...oh, never mind.
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are not my fweinds, guy! These tasteless idiots must surely be Earth's nominees for the intergalactic B.D.I.U awards...
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I used to watch that movie on cable so many times when I was a kid. I thought SP did an excellent job parodying the whole movie. Cartman's Olmos' impersonation was spot on. They also included the Lou Diamond Philips character and the pregnant girl.
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cuz as soon as Venture Bros. 3 starts up, I will be a happy daisy. funniest cartoon I've ever seen.
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Without even trying very hard: "Bart the Genius" - Bart swaps IQ tests with Martin and gets declared a genius to the delight of Homer and Marge (Season 1, Episode 2). "Special Edna" - The teacher who was awarded the title "Teacher of the Year" was reminiscent of Jaime Escalante and the 1988 film "Stand and Deliver," where Escalante taught inner city school students that differential equations were more powerful than bullets. (Season 14, Episode 7). "The Way We Weren't" - A much funnier abortion reference occurs when Homer meets the Sea Captain by the docks and quips, "I guess it's Roe v. Wade, and it's my right to choose," namechecking the landmark American supreme court decision on abortion. (Season 15, Episode 20). "The Simpsons Movie" - In the nude skateboarding incident that opens the film, Bart's "little Bart" is momentarily exposed through a hole in a passing fence, prompting Ralph Wiggum to exclaim, "I like men now."
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If they were going to parody E.J. Olmos at least throw in some Battlestar Galactica references...
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Having said that, SP hasn't been as good the last 2 seasons.
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Please tell me that it did not get cancelled? I loved that show, Lewis Black's show is the anti-funny.
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they missed an opportunity to play "now you're a man" over the credits?
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......in this world as the Southpark vs Simpsons mob!
They are both cartoons your sorry arse of a country should be proud of,especially since all your free speech will soon be taken from you!
Anyway Simpsons ceased being of any relevance after the 10th series!
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with Butters punishment for knowing what his teacher's penis looks like. Poor kid gets punished for everything.
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how could you find the first two seasons of asshatery good? This show was for fucking dolts and kids that laugh at the word penis before season 4 (?). I don't even know because for the first 4 years or so I considered anyone that watched it to be a retard.
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I actually like it. The episode that hooked me was the Scientology one. I realize that others have fond memories of it as the simple shock-show it used to be, but there are others like myself who enjoy this new, political satyre South Park much more. Perhaps those of you who fell in love with it as immature adolescents should mature with it.
On another note, when will they can "The Root of All Evil?" I mean, how many shows did they actually cancel so that it could deliver un-funniness for half an hour? -
Now I'll really blow all of your minds...I like South Park and The Simpsons...AND Family Guy...AICN will now implode.
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Still here, fatty must be more dense than I originally thought :)
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I have loved all the episodes this year but didnt love this last one. Thought it was a bad Stand and Deliver parody and thought the Patriots stuff were weak.
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The ep's being hated because of the way it portrayed the Patriots. Now I get it. Silly me; I keep forgetting people still watch football in this day and age.
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No one can enjoy three similar pieces of programming that fall within the same genre...that's unfathomable.
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I thought it was great how all the women were afraid of it. Eeek a Penis!
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Wow, The past four episodes have really been great. Can't wait for the next one :)
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No, no, you are mistaken...while immensely tough, not impossible. Four is another story though...I tried four and darn near tore my spleen, which is why American Dad did not quite make the cut...too dangerous.
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you and me both. The show pulled decent ratings but was mostly hated by everyone. My friends and I loved it. Captain Hero is just one of the most fucked up characters ever envisioned. But alas the show runners are now doing a animated show for fox called "mothballs" which is about a messed up family that runs a nursing home out of their own home. Anyways yeah DT is dead.
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The singing mouse - cock duet was priceless...
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...realllly needs to start casting porn flicks. Seriously, those chicks make my no spot tickle...
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SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
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I heard in an interview with the girl that plays Clara that it's been cancelled. That totally sucks. I just bought the first two seasons on DVD (totally worth it for the hilarious uncensored stuff). The third season is supposed to be out in a month or two.
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It's one of the few things I've ever watched and whenever I laughed, it happened occassionally, I actually felt a little ashamed. The writing was shit, really mean, it was tasteless for the sake of being tasteless, and when a joke was unfunny it repeated over and over trying to reverse the effect. When I did laugh it was at a really absurd sight gag, like when the Asian character got behind the wheel of a car and in two seconds flat caused a 100 car pileup. You got me, stereotypes taken to the extreme.
South Park must never die. Pay them what they want. The mickey mouse sketching had me rolling on the floor. Now that's comedy.
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This season has been fucking horrible. This one does sound better than the others so far. http://tinyurl.com/pv8do
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Aside from "how can I read these kids?" there wasn't any real parody of Stand and Deliver. It was a lot more like a remake of it.
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with Standards and Practices for that episode..."Now you can show the penismouse scurrying across the floor, but no close ups of the penismouse or the attached penis therein."" The penis can be shown in silhouette, but only for 8.7 seconds...",etc.
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The whole point was Cartman teaching the "keeds" to take the easy route and cheat to succeed. Just like "the whites".
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One facet of Cartman as a character is that he takes his model[s] of how to behave from things he has seen on television. Sometimes his imitations of what he has seen on TV are parodies [like when he was the bounty hunter guy] but sometimes the humor is just in the fact that Cartman is a goof, and not parody per se. The joke isn't "let's parody Stand and Deliver"; the joke is, "Cartman dresses up as Edward James Olmos and talks in a funny accent". Like in the Lice episode, they didn't parody "The Thing", the joke was just that Cartman is the kind of guy who has been waiting for a chance to act out the "everyone tied on the couch" scene from "The Thing".
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That was very intuitive. You're one of the writers or producers, aren't you? Well, my hats off to you guys for really doing well so far this season.
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Being from Canada ive always found it odd but funny the way Matt and Trey has potrayed Canada. Ive loved the show all the way threw I loved the early years and love it when it became more satire then fart jokes. I Love the Simpsons and I love Family Guy hell I loved Drawn Together and will miss it. South Park is one of the only shows that can really pull no punches and tell it like it is but still be fresh and funny. The aids episode said nobody cares about caring Aids anymore and its not the hip thing to die from nowadays. The britney episode well that was one of the weird ones but shows what mankind will do for good Corn. The Canada strike episode was clearly the writers strike but also the fact that USA takes Canada for granted but needs Canada if they want some natural resources and oil in the new millenium bitches :p The same way hollywood needs writers. The Cartman episode / Garrison Penis was a stab at replubican white people who do whatever they want to win *cough 2000 Election" and how nobody else can cheat like them. Love South Park because it can have that message and still have a American Tail spoof Musical duet with a Mouse and a Penis. The Simpsons has jumped the shark. Just make movies.
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and also like the writers. Canada got nothing to stop the strike like NAFTA has screwed Canada to the US's Gain but no worries China owns us all and they got a kick ass dodgeball team. Whatevet happened to Pip and officer Bob Brady?
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Got killed in the cartman serial killer episode but theres also a lack of Timmy and Jimmy lately as well. What happened to Tweak? Sure he was a one joke character but underpants Gnome episode is classic.
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Are you sure you want to say that America needs Canada for resources? Pointing out things like that might just lead certain people to thoughts of invasion...
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Weird Al has already advised it in song form (Canadian Idiot on his last album)
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All right boys put down the beer and hockey sticks. there coming. Lets confuse them with socialized health care and the metric system
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Forget Tom Cruise, Disney's going to sue like a mofo...
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"The Cartman episode / Garrison Penis was a stab at replubican white people who do whatever they want to win *cough 2000 Election" and how nobody else can cheat like them."Al Gore isn't an old rich white guy? I miss something? There are many arguments that can be made about the 2000 election... but that isn't one of them.
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It really was. Though the brains comment was great...
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You just defined parody, dumbass. Of course it's parody. Now define "per se," you french fuck. Haha.
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He could have been growing ears and penises on animals. Where has Mephesto been? :-(
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South Park is often to hit or miss to be funny anymore. I laughed that the Chocolate Rain "ow my brains" bit. But the preaching bullshit is hamfisted at best, 70' sitcom at its worse.
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Stick to singing, buddy. It's parody when the butt of the joke is the object being imitated [as in the case of the bounty hunter example]. It's not parody when the butt of the joke is the imitator himself [as it was in the Stand and Deliver example]; it's closer to slapstick. And per se is Latin not French. Not that it matters much, I just thought it was fun to talk about. But of course you have to get all bent out of shape about it just because you're old and ugly now and people don't recognize you when you go out on tour.
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Brian Botano for that matter. Id know what hed do if he was here right now. Hed Get an AICN chatter laid or two thats what Brian Botano would do.
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But what world would you rather be living in right now. 8 years of Gore or 8 years you just lived with President Cheney?
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I love it; it's why I watch. See, I actually GREW UP. Fart jokes for the sake of fart jokes just don't appeal to me any more. Maybe you guys should think about hitting maturity yourselves.
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You must be very mature. Pat yourself on the back!
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an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect. Every episode of South Park is parody, hence they can legally use that shit. Go to school, Fluffy. Go to fucking school, you french fuck.
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Thank God SOMEONE FINALLY stepped up in the media and called Bill Belicheat out for the piece of shit cheater he is! And let's not forget that Brady had to be in on it too! FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!
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Thank God SOMEONE FINALLY stepped up in the media and called Bill Belicheat out for the piece of shit cheater he is! And let's not forget that Brady had to be in on it too! FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!
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See a Post on AICN is like a cheat agaisnt life. We could read a book talk to a human being or contribute something to the world but what do us mostly white males do we post on a talkback and all try to feel superior to each other. We announce First or Hulk Hogan cheats on his wife with a girl that looks like his daughter brotha. Might I add the girl is sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet and I wouldnt change it for the world. Never change AICN talkbacker
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The Garrison stuff was som of the funniest shit I've seen in years!!!! Mouse Penis singing was just brilliant, how can they think of shit like that??????
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Including Stan's sister, Pip, and Stan's dog. It's a big cast, so that's okay. I think the show really misses Chef though. It hasn't been the same since. The golden age of SP has definitely passed, though a Cartman-centric episode is almost always good viewing.
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