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Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Hey folks, Harry here... I really needed this - and when a friend sent this over - I just had to share. This isn't movie news - it just happens to be something hilarious that I really enjoy. Here ya go:

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  • April 8, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST


    by Flaggg

  • April 8, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    And First

    by Flaggg

  • April 8, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    why so serious?

    by addyadam

    why so serious?

  • April 8, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    GRANTED.... FUNNY...

    by greigy just wanted to say

  • April 8, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST

    the worst

    by God's Brother


  • April 8, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST


    by greigy just wanted to say

    Now that was twisted.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    what, was a starwars lolcat too high-brow?

    by Rickey Henderson

    Rickey has deep rooted concerns about the relevance of this Harry!

  • April 8, 2008, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Not as good as the original gangsta rap

    by Leopold Scotch

    We got death sta'<br><br>We got death sta'<br><br>We got death sta'<br><br><br><br>We got death sta'...

  • April 8, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Dissing the beard?

    by wowsah156

    Nah gangsta is a parody now. Maybe it was cool ten years ago but gangsta is dictated to buy music executives who think dolly Paton is "urban". The video clip would have sounded better with a bit of hardcore metal to dutch techno.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Death Star Drive By...

    by The Shyster

    only if.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    by Automaton Overlord

    Say What?

  • April 8, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Any more Space Chimps news?

    by Baron Karza

    That shit looks awesomme.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Vader Sessions still better

    by Baron Karza


  • April 8, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST


    by glennonwill

    especially when Lando comes in

  • April 8, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    this is the only example

    by SpanksterOfLove

    of Jar Jar being in any way entertaining.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Funny but...

    by Pariah74

    agreed the OG Star Wars rap was better. That is until they did the special edition gangsta rap and raped my early thirties.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    This is funny!!!

    by Mr. JLo

    For real, I've been passing this thing around to my friends for about a month now!!!

  • April 8, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    I like the clip of Gay Yoda

    by Bobo_Vision

  • April 8, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST


    by vadakinX

    Seriously, this has been around for months...there's even a live performance on stage of the song on youtube.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST

    fucked up. but funny.

    by Obscura

    nuf said beeotch!

  • April 8, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Funny! But...

    by odysseus

    ...JarJar even ruined that!

  • April 8, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Because it's funny when Yoda says "biotch"

    by ZeroCorpse

    and refers to weed- - And every fratboy from here to Endor keeps reminding us of it, even if it's not true. <p> Sigh.

  • April 8, 2008, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Ugh, Jar Jar

    by kungfuhustler84

    Dancing Yoda was kinda cool though

  • April 8, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    and this is like six months old dude

    by kungfuhustler84


  • April 8, 2008, 3:59 p.m. CST

    mc chris's - Fett's Vette is so much better than this..

    by seekshelter


  • April 8, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST


    by Rufferto

    Try 6 years. It was music first then a cartoon, then a redone cartoon. Then of course later the property leaked onto Youtube. This is not the original or made by anyone involved with that.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    I Used To Love Hip Hop Before I Became A Teacher

    by LaserPants

    Now it just gives me a headache and makes me want to kill people... that is, more than usual. Seriously, its just irritating. Oh, and VADER SESSIONS is the fuckin' bomb. POICE!!!

  • April 8, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    oops that would be the first Gangsta Rap

    by Rufferto

    This is music from the second.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    darth vader feeling blue

    by cheifchirpa3000

    way funnier

  • April 8, 2008, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Fett's Vette is pretty genius

    by Robstar

    ...I'm a deviant degenerate defender of the devil, sharper than the trash compactors on the detention level.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:22 p.m. CST

    My backpack's got jets...

    by TheNothing

    well I'm Boba the Fett.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:25 p.m. CST

    original gangsta rap is better

    by Gungan Slayer

    although this one is pretty funny too.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Old very old

    by Therealumlaut

  • April 8, 2008, 4:37 p.m. CST

    stop uwe boll!

    by quentintarantado

    Guardian news article says Uwe Boll promises to stop making movies if 1 million sign petition! Here's the Petition (116,000 signatures last I looked):

  • April 8, 2008, 4:48 p.m. CST


    by Batman Begins Sucks Ass

    Just like Batman Begins.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Just Kidding

    by Batman Begins Sucks Ass

    It's pretty funny. But Batman B is still lame.

  • April 8, 2008, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Yeah....that was NOT funny.

    by Brians Life

    The orig. gansta wrap was better and Fette's Vette (or anything by MC Chris) owns that. I'd rather watch the Doctor Who fans review of their Sonic Screwdriver toys.

  • April 8, 2008, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Pimp my X-Wing

    by onephatnelly

    ... beeatch!

  • April 8, 2008, 5:06 p.m. CST

    that's fucking YEARS old

    by loafroaster

    what the hell?

  • April 8, 2008, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Just like the actual movies, the original was the best

    by Bob of the Shire

    "Argh! Why'd you cut off my hand?" <br> <br> "Because it is imperative that you understand." <br> "Since Obi-Wan would never bother, I'll tell you about your father." <br> "He told me enough. He told me you killed him!" <br> "Then there is something I must reveal then..." <br> "I am ya father! I'm ya father! I am ya father! I'm ya father!"

  • April 8, 2008, 5:14 p.m. CST


    by ragunax

    Stop this already. The prequels are garbage, and George Lucas has to stop wasting time on garbage.

  • April 8, 2008, 5:28 p.m. CST

    I prefer Chad Vader: Night Manager

    by Ace Hunter

    ..or as mentioned earlier, MC Chris's "Fett's Vette". Or "Troops". Or "The Star Wars Holiday Special." Much funnier than this tripe.

  • April 8, 2008, 5:36 p.m. CST

    "trap door, to the Rancor"

    by Puddleglum


  • April 8, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    That IS Belloq in the American Travelers Umbrella ad!

    by Alfred_Packer

    Wow. That shot right near the end where he's looking upwards is where it clicked. (from when Indy's threatening to blow up the ark)

  • April 8, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Aint it Old News

    by MattmanReturns

  • April 8, 2008, 5:53 p.m. CST


    by landosystem

    When did homophobia become so rampant in geek culture? This song just goes all fag bashy on threepio in the end, which is just lazy and not funny... OMFG I might catch the gay from the internet! idiots... and I agree ace hunter, fetts vette ruled.

  • April 8, 2008, 5:55 p.m. CST


    by Errockk

  • April 8, 2008, 5:55 p.m. CST

    The old rap was better. "Knock 'em out the box, Luke!"

    by Flim Springfield

  • April 8, 2008, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Dead funny

    by photoboy

    And I didn't think there were any funny Star Wars parodies left!

  • April 8, 2008, 6:11 p.m. CST

    SW Parodies will never stop; Neither will Lucas's cashing-in

    by Puddleglum

    Lucas's cashing-in on his wunder-films will never cease. They will infinitely spawn paraodies from us and cash for him.

  • April 8, 2008, 6:12 p.m. CST

    "This has been around for months"??

    by SilentP

    Dude, I saw this thing years ago. Wonder if Harry will start posting some All Your Base videos next.

  • April 8, 2008, 6:44 p.m. CST

    oh shit

    by kafka07

    that was funny

  • April 8, 2008, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Harry! This is old shit!

    by Violator90

    Hell I saw this over a year ago! What next? Have you seen that new Harry Potter rap? Quick Harry, go check it out! Its only a few months old!!!! Hey Harry, have you heard of a movie called CLOVERFIELD? Its suppose to be some kind of monster movie or something. Go find out aout that. Talk about being slow.

  • April 8, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST


    by Yeti

    Which is sort of like "meh" only with more disdain.

  • April 8, 2008, 6:59 p.m. CST

    AICN headline: MEN LAND ON MOON!!!

    by LaudnerGomez

    Hey-zeus, this clip has been around for years.

  • April 8, 2008, 7:05 p.m. CST

    On That Internet Place There Is a Dancing Baby!

    by BojTrek

    Oh my god, I turned on my modem and connected the phone line and I dialed that new AOL place and I saw a dancing baby. OLD... VERY OLD!

  • April 8, 2008, 7:07 p.m. CST


    by sarsy

    is a good thing.

  • April 8, 2008, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Why is everything connected to our childhood covered in shit now

    by Otis Fairweather III

  • April 8, 2008, 7:28 p.m. CST

    That is so friggin hilarious. The best one was

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    an episode of the Clone Wars cartoon. It had bad ass Mace Windu set to Jump Around by House of Pain. Words cannot describe the bad mo fo ness of that video. Unfortunately it was taken off the site.

  • April 8, 2008, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Oh yeah Baron Karza

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    The Vader Sessions are just too funny for words. They have to be seen to be appreciated.

  • April 8, 2008, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Should've said Not for the Kiddies

    by theBigE

    Thanks Harry - I started watching that with my 10 year old. Oops.

  • April 8, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST

    10 year olds gotta learn how to swear sometime

    by Gozu

    Pop in "Scarface" and her education will be complete.

  • April 8, 2008, 8:05 p.m. CST

    So how about someone LINK the original?

    by dderidex

    With all this 'original is better', 'original is better'. I mean, yeah, it is, but throw the folks a bone:

  • April 8, 2008, 8:07 p.m. CST

    OMG- slightly younger than the hills news...

    by Rubiks Doob

    Seriously I saw this clip back in 1998 using Netscape. WTF is wrong with this site?!

  • April 8, 2008, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by Craigd93


  • April 8, 2008, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Fette's Vette

    by timberwolf4545

  • April 8, 2008, 8:32 p.m. CST

    I'm not your buddy,

    by terrytips


  • April 8, 2008, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Aint it OLD news

    by Rocklover79

    Jeez, get with it. This thing is from the triassic period.

  • April 8, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST


    by The Devlinizer

    He announced if the following online petition reached one million signatures he'd stop making movies!!! Lets kick his ass!!! Petition: RRH53888/petition.html Source: y?cId=3167288

  • April 8, 2008, 9:45 p.m. CST


    by Durendal

    The original Star Wars Gangsta Rap was about ten times better than this lame bullshit.

  • April 8, 2008, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Wow this is OLD

    by GibsonUSA

    Whats next, discovery of Juggernaut Bitch? Seriously, this is what? 06? 07?

  • April 8, 2008, 10:17 p.m. CST


    by Green Arrow

    Even in a parody, Jar Jar sucks.

  • April 8, 2008, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Still hilarious... but damn if this aint old news.

    by fractureJonze

    It reminds me of when my dad told me about discovering this brand new Gnarls Barkley guy the other day.

  • April 8, 2008, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Still not as cool as Warp 11, Star Trek Rock!

    by warp11

    I've been a fan of the band for awhile. They really do rock!

  • April 8, 2008, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Im the one who made this video

    by JoshuaShreve

    Tonight someone called me and told me my video was up on ainitcool. I was pretty surprised to hear that cause all I did was make it and then put it up on you tube like 5 years ago. Anyways, Im glad people like it. It was fun making it.

  • April 8, 2008, 11:52 p.m. CST

    the one from like 10 yeats ago was a ton better

    by wash

    This is some seriously weak shit right here.

  • April 8, 2008, 11:52 p.m. CST


    by wash

  • April 9, 2008, 12:05 a.m. CST

    you realise the FIRST thing he said was

    by Maniaq

    this ISN'T news... <p> jes sayin

  • April 9, 2008, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Ir was brave of you to Come Out like that

    by Napoleon Park

    especially as a first poster. Flagggot.

  • April 9, 2008, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Genuinly funny

    by Proman1984

    Some great bits there

  • April 9, 2008, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some

    by Proman1984


  • April 9, 2008, 1:09 a.m. CST


    by zombieslayer

    all over this crap. MY BACKPACK'S GOT JETS!

  • April 9, 2008, 1:49 a.m. CST


    by D o o d

    that was better than episode I :o)

  • April 9, 2008, 2:35 a.m. CST

    More really really really old out of date news...

    by Moribundman2000

    ...AICN is a good source of cutting edge exclusive and exciting movie news and not some horrifically old memes. (GUYS! Have you seen? There's also one with a kid pretending to use a LIGHTSABER!!!!)

  • April 9, 2008, 2:36 a.m. CST

    C'mon Harry...

    by Moribundman2000

    ...I gather you've had some bad stuff happen lately and I'm sorry about that, but this is something I found myself, and have since been independently forwarded several times...

  • April 9, 2008, 2:45 a.m. CST

    lame ending but classic nonetheless

    by Orionsangels

  • April 9, 2008, 3:25 a.m. CST


    by Mr. Marvel


  • April 9, 2008, 4:05 a.m. CST

    At first I was like meh

    by polyh3dron

    But the Jar Jar part redeemed the whole video. I LOL'd.

  • April 9, 2008, 4:06 a.m. CST


    by polyh3dron


  • April 9, 2008, 4:15 a.m. CST

    What does this have to do with Space Chimps?

    by bender7

    You know whats going to happen if AICN doesn't start hailing to the cimp

  • April 9, 2008, 6:37 a.m. CST

    not good

    by just pillow talk

    How Jose Reyes is hitting, now THAT'S funny. Fucking Mets.

  • April 9, 2008, 7:10 a.m. CST

    If this is what I think it is... it's like 7 years old

    by turketron

    I can't view it from work, but if this is what I think it is (either SW Gangsta Rap 1 or 2), it's been around since at least 2000/2001. Saw it on back then, and lol'd. Good to show ppl who might have missed out I guess...

  • April 9, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    what's the phrase I'm looking for?

    by Lost Jarv

    oh yeah: "Complete and utter waste of bandwidth".

  • April 9, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    can we get a time machine?

    by g-ride9000

    back to 19 ninety never,when this was cool

  • April 9, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Lost Jarv - that could be said about alot of AICN

    by Puddleglum

  • April 9, 2008, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Four Word Film Review

    by rockgolf

    At the Four Word Film Review ( Star Wars Gangsta Rap has been a popular subject for months, inspiring the following "reviews" (ok, the following bad puns):<p> R2-D2Pac (or R2-D12)<p> Darth Va-Dre<p> Obi-NWA<p> Hans becomes Ice Cube<p> The Empire Strikes Black<p> MC-3P0<p> Jedi Suge Knight<p> Straight Outta Tattooine<p> Phantom Menace 2 Society<p> Vader given bad rap<p> Snoop Wookie Wook<p> Yo! Yo! Yo! Yoda!

  • April 9, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Simpsons did it!

    by Jeditemple

    yeah, this is old news

  • April 9, 2008, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Man I saw this back in high school...

    by Johnno

    YOU just saw this now Harry??? I thought it was some anniversary or something... or someone did something new with it...

  • April 9, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Lightsaber Kid - he turned into Braffed on this site

    by finky089

    actually, I heard he went on to so some volunteer work in Central America immediately after high school, despite protests from his parents to go to the University in Montreal. <p> After getting a taste for the "real world", he briefly returned to Canada to work at Blockbuster for 3 months before finally taking night classes at DeVry. He graduated quickly in the top 5% of his class, left for Arizona in the states and is now one of the youngest middle managers at AMD in Austin, TX. <p> That's right, he's in Harry's hometown. <p> Did you really want to know, or were you just making chat? ;)

  • April 9, 2008, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Lightsaber Kid's whereabouts

    by finky089

    pretty standard, really.

  • April 9, 2008, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Lightsaber Kid

    by Moribundman2000

    (and Numa Numa Kid)... I just thought they were sitting in a waiting room, waiting for their internet money, guy. Thanks for elucidating me, buddy. Harry: Check it out - there's this guy under a blanket defending Britney Spears against press intrusion. I kinda think he might just be putting it on to further his own media career, but it's BLEEDING EDGE news. Fresh from the fact razor.

  • April 9, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST


    by Moribundman2000

    The Americas declare independence from the British Empire!!!!!!! Some Washington guy with wooden teeth apprently... If you use this, call me John Hancock...

  • April 10, 2008, 1:07 a.m. CST

    star wars on bluray?

    by sarsy

    Are you kidding? We'll probly get more normal DVD releases and then a bunch of HDDVD releases just for the fuck of it before we see star wars on Bluray.

  • April 10, 2008, 1:26 a.m. CST

    this is

    by vaterite

    nowhere near as good as the Lords of the Rhymes

  • April 10, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Dude, this is oooooold news...

    by Craiggers

    This has been around since back when Flash movies were the big thing to watch on the internet. We're talking back in the Atom Films & Newgrounds era of online entertainment. Nevertheless, it is a fantastic piece of work.

  • April 11, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST


    by maximoffvonklaw