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You Don't Mess With The Lohan!! Lindsay Becomes One Of The MANSON GIRLS!!
Merrick here...
Lindsay Lohan has joined the cast of MANSON GIRLS. The project is about exactly what the title implies: the women who formed Charles Manson's following.
Lindsay will portray NANCY PITMAN, a young girl from a wealthy Malibu family who fell under Manson's spell.
...says THIS REPORT on Entertainment Tonight's website.
After the murders, Pitman went on to join the Aryan Brotherhood, and I believe she eventually married one of her co-conspirators.
MANSON GIRLS. Sounds kind of like GOLDEN GIRLS or GILMORE GIRLS, but disembowelier.
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oh i was 1st i'm surprised!
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You take what you can get.
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Stab someone with a fork?
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I will be seeing this.
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Lohan-ing (v): to self-sabotage or
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First she poses nude, then takes a starring role as one of the manson family murderers in a feature film. You gotta love it. How will she top this?
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Seriously, watch Davies in Rescue Dawn and see what I mean. Charles f'ing Manson.
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Actually, mess all you want; just liked the sound of that.
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Yes it very well could be. As for Jeremy Davies, every time I see the guy act I feel like he's channeling Manson.
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in the 2004 remake of "Helter Skelter."
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She's probably gonna try to put a sympathetic spin on her character and draw comparisons to her own life as a victim. Should be a laugh riot.
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Nothing is more disembowelier than the Golden Girls!
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This sounds like it's going to be a "real life" version of Natural Born Killers. Who wants to bet they portray the Manson family as a bunch of sex symbols. Unfortunately in real life they were all a bunch of unwashed, hairy legged, hippies.
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A talented actor like Ledger dies and gets maybe 15 minutes of attention while stupid cunts like Lohan and Spears flood the airwaves with their tedium. Even before the drugs and addictions Lohan was a mediocre actress starring in mediocre films. Anybody who would cast this talentless twat in a Manson film is obviously not looking to do something intelligent with the material and rather wants to get a certain demographic into the cineplex so consider me uninterested.
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It was all natural (I'm speculating, but I think I'm right)
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She's so ugly why would I want to pay to see her ugly assface playing an Aryan ho?
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just load this cast up with Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson, and Hillary Duff and we're set!
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His victims were a drop in a barrel compared to Dubya's.
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I'll estimate that some 70% of Manson's girls were cackling, perpetually drugged cretins, out of touch with anything, least of all reality. Therefore, Lohan will not "play" anyone - she'll just be herself. I'd be willing to bet that this is what the director / casting director had in mind when they chose her.
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Mar 28, 2008 9:55:07 AM CDT
I can't wait for the strip tease scene done to These Boots...
by rbatty024
Are Made for Walking. It's inevitable. I know that if I ever catch this movie on cable I'm going to be wondering the entire time how Manson managed to keep a bevy of makeup and wardrobe experts out at his desert compound. This entire premise screams exploitation, and not in a good way.
By the way, wasn't it Squeaky that tried to assassinate Ford? It's been a long time since I've read Helter Skelter. -
You're losing your touch, Merrick.
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nice buffyspeak with "disembowelier."
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wasn't she just in the Mark David Chapman movie?.....and why is there an advertisement for the "Manson Supreme Anchor" to the right of this blog? so ..weird ... Must.. watch.. Dark Night trailer...again.
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Mar 28, 2008 10:15:36 AM CDT
Oh, and I bet during the Manson trial Lohan's character...
by rbatty024
becomes a major target for newspaper photographers. And the audience is supposed to go, "hey, it's just like real life!" Of course, Lohan then seduces and kills some reporter, not because it actually happened but because fifteen minutes went by without violence and the filmmakers were afraid the audience would get bored. Hell, this film just writes itself!
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This movie won't have to spend a dime on marketing. The tabloids will give it a mountain of free press.
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So instead of using a real actor they opt to use a real junkie moron? That isn't acting at all, is it?
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FLOP!
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We need to know.
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...or they don't have a prayer of getting a dollar out of me. In fact, Lohan needs to be nude 60% of the movie just for this thing to have a chance to break even.
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I heard that Charles Manson has to be segregated to his own cell because he regularily gets beaten up by fellow inmates. He projects this intimidating persona, when, in fact, he's really just a pussy.
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about an inmate that lit Manson on fire. I would imagine it would be quite the story to tell about how you beat up the boogey man. I bet Manson wishes California hadn't changed his sentence from death to life imprisonment.
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Can we make jokes about this tragic event yet? I can't remember what the South Park standards minimum was. 21.5 years?
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Click Lohan's name at the beginning of the article.
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Yeah...read as loved dicks with swastika's tattooed on them....
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Hulk want to see real woman in movies like Bea Arthur!!! Hulk Smash!
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As in, leave Lindsay a-lone. Haven't you seen those tees?
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Seriously. Also, 2004 Helter Skelter sucked ass. Whoever decided it was a good idea to play trip-hop music while The Family was out creepy crawling is a retard.
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Watch and laugh.
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Just a thought.
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Methinks thou doth pro-Joss too much.
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say what, Merrick?
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Merely touching her guarantees you a herpes infection.
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does she don blackface and play Coretta Scott King in Dark Day In April:The MLK Story.
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It's what Us Weekly's dying to know.
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you mean the girl that recently posed nude ala marilyn monroe? the girl with the deflated cow utters with nasty freckles and pale tiny-ass nips on the end of 'em? i'd rather suck on marilyn's disgusting sixth toe than even see lohan from afar.
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Really, I'm sick of celebrity trainwrecks. She's not that decent of an actress, and the quality of her work slipped since she became a drunkie junkie whore-slut from hell. She should just retire and go the fuck away.
There are plenty of less drugged-out, less drunk, less stupid young women who want to get into the business, and she should cede the territory to those who give a shit about their careers. -
Sorry but she's not. With makeup and proper lighting she can be made to look hot in pictures and in the movies, but when you see her just out and about without the assistance of a makeup artist and in real lighting, she's fugly.
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I know that I've seen like three between highschool and now. For the big screen treatment I guess it's a different appraoch.If only David Fincher were involved.....
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A role she was born to play baby!
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It may be a type cast but she's perfect for this.
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Aren't they the ones who are swaying in the rear of Robert Palmer in that "Addicted to Love" video?
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HAHA! Your subject heading made me laugh out loud! I forgot how funny that was. Dave Chapelle as Rick James is a classic, despite how many lame frat boy meat heads wore out the phrase "I'm Rick James bitch!" by repeating it endless thinking they're hilarious; that episode will always remain comedy gold.
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girls living on some abandoned ranch? boring. since natural born killers, manson family by jim van bebber and all those straight to video serial killer movies this one just seems boring.
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I feel like my brain has been robbed...I thought about that line VERBATIM this AM...
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As Manson?
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"I'M A GHOST OF A PHANTOM OF A SHADOW IN THE HEART OF YOUR CHILDREN!" hahaha, classic.
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I'm so there. That girl is hot.
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besides watching sex scenes from Lifeforce on a continuous loop?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5IrRe2F7qY
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attributes as an actor. She was a child actress and thats all she will ever be. Don't forget she actually thinks she's also a singer. And with the John Lennon film, in my view she should not be able to make another film for five years. The dumb bitch probably never even heard of Lennon before she got that role.
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Lynette "squeaky" Fromme - remember her, the one who tried to shoot president Ford?
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Cause casting Li-lo in anything now equals gauranteed box-office death.
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she actually has a decent sex scene. 'I know who killed me' failed to deliver.
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and droopy funbags.
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the Lill Bill of CGI films? No.
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Oh, and...war fire crotch!
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that's very gracious of you, Kurzinski. i'm sure she'd be humbled and deeply grateful.
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Aside from a few others who I shall not speak of.
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Mar 29, 2008 4:10:20 PM CDT
I liked it better when it was called THE MANSON FAMILY
by unchienandalou
Very underrated horror film with graphic drug addled group sex and gonzo apeshit brutality during the home invasion recreations.
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The "Manson Girls", that is...
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this does not merit the title of "cool news," let alone 4 explanation marks.
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Better yet, have Nick Palumbo make a sequel to Murder Set Pieces starring those three. Only difference is: no one tells any of the "actresses" it ain't make-believe.
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slut too. She and Paris are fucking useless. At least Lindsey has actually done some films.
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For the launch of "iWhore". Very slick.
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