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X-FILES Sequel Director Chris Carter To Paley Crowd: We’re Tussling Over Title!!

Published at:  Mar 28, 2008 8:16:19 AM CDT

I am – Hercules!!

Chris Carter and 20th Century Fox are fighting over the “hush-hush” title to the second “X-Files” movie due July 25, relays James Hibberd of The Hollywood Reporter in his report from the Wednesday “X-Files” Paley Fest event at the Arclight in Hollywood.

"I know what I want it to be, but Fox has ideas of their own," Carter told the Paley crowd. "I know what it should be."

From Hibberd’s piece:

The film will pick up six years after the end of the series. It's supposed to be a standalone feature removed from the alien mythology of the TV show, a throwback to the show's "monster of the week" episodes. Still, some lingering aspects from the series, like whether Scully's child will be a normal tyke, will be addressed. "It will not be a mythology movie, but it's true to everything that's come before," says writer-producer Frank Spotnitz.


The creators also talk about, perhaps for the first time since 9/11, the March 2001 pilot of spinoff “The Lone Gunmen,” which featured a hijacked jetliner nearly connecting with The World Trade Center.

Read all of the report from the Paley event here.







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    Readers Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:12:58 AM CDT

    X-Files 2 - Rambo's Revenge

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:13:05 AM CDT

    You know you can see the trailer for it here?

    by erichaislar

    http://www.xfilesnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=251&Itemid=1

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:14:37 AM CDT

    obviously, X-FILES 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

    by acne scarface

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:16:09 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: FILE HARDER

    by acne scarface

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:16:25 AM CDT

    X Files 2 - No Country for Old Fluke Men

    by brandongk

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:16:46 AM CDT

    X-Files Not Found - The Microsoft Nightmare

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:17:37 AM CDT

    Its about time

    by prunkhaft

    That Carter takes responsibility for the events of 9/11. I'm kidding but would love to see that episode. Never saw one episode of Lone Gunmen, was it cancelled before 9/11 because of bad ratings or after?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:18:25 AM CDT

    X FILES DUEX: WHAT HAPPENED TO SCULLY'S HAIR?

    by brezzel

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:19:12 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: YES, WE SUCKED AFTER SEASON FOUR

    by brezzel

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:19:24 AM CDT

    this movie is like 10 years too late.

    by boomers_lips

    but i'll go see it if nothing better is playing at the same time.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:19:46 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: REFILED

    by acne scarface

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:20:00 AM CDT

    X-FILES TWO: BLACK OIL MY ASS

    by brezzel

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:20:06 AM CDT

    X Files II - Mulder Bones Scully

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:21:33 AM CDT

    X-FILES AND THE BOOTY FROM MARS

    by brezzel

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:22:02 AM CDT

    X Files 2 - Two Mulders For Sister Scully

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:22:13 AM CDT

    X-FILES AGAIN: BECAUSE CHRIS CARTER CAN'T FIND A JOB

    by brezzel

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:23:20 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: BURNS BRINGS YOU LOVE!

    by acne scarface

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:24:51 AM CDT

    HERC

    by mr. nice gaius

    Smite these multi-title spamming assholes with the Ban Hammer.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:28:39 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2 - FUCK ABRAMS FOR DOING CLOVERFIELD 1ST

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:29:27 AM CDT

    "True to everything that came before"

    by kasch

    So it'll pick up all those horrible plot lines from the last four seasons? Wonderful.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:31:47 AM CDT

    prunkhaft

    by bouncy x

    it was cancelled after if i'm correct, but the series is on dvd if u wanna check it out. it isnt really a bad show, it just had the unfortunate reality of being the spinoff of X-Files. so everyone was thrown by the completely different tone and style. but if you enjoyed the 2 Gunmen-centric episodes they made then you'll likely enjoy this show.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:32:01 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: Paper Jam

    by frodo t. baggins

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:32:30 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: Finally Filed

    by frodo t. baggins

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:32:52 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: Paper Cut

    by frodo t. baggins

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:32:58 AM CDT

    And what would you like to discuss...

    by brezzel

    ...Mr. Nice Gaius? The enitre POINT of this talkback is to suggest alternate titles. You goof.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:33:13 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: Gone Stationary

    by frodo t. baggins

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:33:55 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: The Y-Files

    by frodo t. baggins

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:35:03 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: Scully Cant Find Work

    by frodo t. baggins

    So Agreed To Another Movie...she really hates this job

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:36:21 AM CDT

    X2: Remember the X-Files everybody?

    by baron karza

    Even the core audience has crumbled.. this better get GREAT word of mouth or its gonna die badly.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:37:35 AM CDT

    Scullys kid will probably be like Jack Jack

    by baron karza

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:37:40 AM CDT

    X Files 2

    by santi01

    X-Files 2: Terminators Take Over Earth

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:38:15 AM CDT

    That article was totally fucking illegible

    by photoboy

    Seriously, it started out OK, but by the end it was like someone just transcribed their notes and didn't bother to actually put it into actual sentences that made sense.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:38:33 AM CDT

    X-FILES BEGINS

    by bobinnova

    Given that Hollywood loves to reboot every old franchise, really surprised they didn't recast Mulder and Scully.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:40:21 AM CDT

    Is the title thing the only thing you fuckers are

    by i dunno

    capable anymore? I used to come to the TB for some decent flame wars, a witty comment or two and maybe even some film discussion and now all there is now are lame ass humorous titles for everything. Shame on you assholes.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:41:39 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: FUCK LOST - WE DID IT FIRST

    by kolchak

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:44:07 AM CDT

    brezzel

    by mr. nice gaius

    No, the point is that you multi-title spammers KILL Talkbacks. Actual discussion of any said topic goes right out the window. What's the use in trying to interject something worthwhile when it gets devoured by a million phony titles.Look, I know we all like to have fun. It's just that this multi-title trend is beyond tiresome.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:45:21 AM CDT

    I Dunno

    by mr. nice gaius

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:51:45 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: File Harder

    by kentbutabi

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:52:33 AM CDT

    cnn has more details

    by palewook

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:53:50 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: The Secret of the Ooze

    by kentbutabi

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:56:22 AM CDT

    I enjoy multi-title threads...

    by tonagan

    Sure, some are lame, but there are occasionally some laugh-out-loud gems. Usually it's just a subject header, so you can just breeze by them.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:56:44 AM CDT

    X Files 2 - Scully Nude on Californication

    by thrillho77

    Please? Before it's too late!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 11:57:21 AM CDT

    And as long as Superman isn't the father of Scully's kid...

    by tonagan

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:02:23 PM CDT

    My bad, Acne Scarface

    by kentbutabi

    I must have subliminally read yours.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:06:03 PM CDT

    Just stick a big, grand Roman numeral after the title and be don

    by henry jones sr

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:11:15 PM CDT

    how about just X-FILES (2008)?

    by acne scarface

    unless they were holding a double feature w/ the original, there should be no confusion @ the box office about which x-files movie u want 2 c. if it worked for RAMBO...zeppelin...peter gabriel...seal...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:12:56 PM CDT

    we cool, kent

    by acne scarface

    gimme dap?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:21:39 PM CDT

    X-FILES: DEATH BY AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

    by sapno_krei

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:25:20 PM CDT

    i thought they have talked about the WTC episode

    by oisin5199

    a buncha times?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:31:06 PM CDT

    X-Files 2: Bones

    by zooch

  • Mar 27, 2008 12:46:08 PM CDT

    The WTC thing wasn't THAT creepy

    by i dunno

    The WTC was already attacked once years before in 1993 and alongside the ESB, it's the most recognizable building in the US. Having a story where a plane flies or almost flies into it isn't all that far out a plot point that the writers can be called Nostradamus or anything. Now if there was a story about someone firing a cruise missile up the Statue of Liberty's snatch and the terrorists later did THAT, then I'd say they had something but the terrorists didn't need that episode of the Lone Gunmen to get the idea. No one in America, much less a bunch of muslim extremists watched that show anyway. And maybe an article about a show's title was the wrong place to bitch about the constant title jokes but it's in every Goddamn thread already.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:38:41 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: Last Refuge of the Fucktarded

    by sapno_krei

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:42:37 PM CDT

    W-FILES

    by rosasaks

    It's a prequel...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:44:23 PM CDT

    X Files: Dyatlov Pass...

    by boggycreekbeast

    I mean, that's what all this silly Russian hikers stuff that's suddenly appeared is anyway, isn't it? Viral marketing.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:47:49 PM CDT

    X - Files 2 - Hillary Returns to Kosovo

    by fred

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:51:10 PM CDT

    X-FILES REBOOT

    by embeedeuce

    We'll set in high school, and a young Mulder works for the school paper investigating paranormal stuff like a gooey locker, or some girl's virginity mysteriously disappearing. Then one day a young Scully transfers in. And of course there's -- wait for it -- Principal Skinner.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 2:07:11 PM CDT

    X-FILES 02: FIGHT REMEMBERING SEASONS 6-9

    by alice 13

    yay for a new title thread!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 2:10:16 PM CDT

    x-files 2: the first movie never happened

    by imageburn13

  • Mar 27, 2008 2:22:17 PM CDT

    X-FLIES

    by embeedeuce

    Buzzzzzzzz.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 2:58:43 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: BABY GENIUSES

    by kolchak

  • Mar 27, 2008 4:44:58 PM CDT

    X-Files 2: The Cash Cow Mutilations

    by bswise

  • Mar 27, 2008 5:15:10 PM CDT

    X-Files 2: X-Files United

    by thrillho77

  • Mar 27, 2008 5:19:14 PM CDT

    In the final Xfiles episode...

    by fiester

    It was pretty clear Mulder was a wanted man and the world was going to end in 2012...so how do they get around that?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 5:54:38 PM CDT

    Ecch Files

    by jonas grumpy

    Brought to you by Alfred E. Neuman.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:09:08 PM CDT

    Carter probably wants a title without "X-Files" in it...

    by torpor_haze

    and bean counters at Fox probably want to cash in on the name recognition.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:18:21 PM CDT

    THE Y-FILES

    by napoleon park

    This could be the new Terminator 4 talkback.So just to get these out of the way...
    The A-Files. - The B-Files. - The C-Files. - The D-Files. - The E-Files. - The F-Files. - The G-Files. - The H-Files. - The I -Files. - The J-Files. - The K-Files. - The L-Files. - The M-Files. - The N-Files. - The O-Files. - The P-Files. - The Q-Files. - The R-Files. - The S-Files. - The T-Files. - The U-Files. - The V-Files. - The W-Files. - The Z-Files. - The 1-Files. - The 2-Files. - The 3-Files. - The 4-Files. - The 5-Files. - The 6-Files. - The 7-Files. - The 8-Files. - The 9-Files. - The 0-Files. - The Alpha-Files. - The Beta-Files. - The Delta-Files. - The Gamma-Files. - The Omega-Files. - The Led Zeppelin Runes-Files.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:18 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:20 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:22 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:22 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:22 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:24 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:23:25 PM CDT

    Regarding my pal Xippy and Mr. Nice

    by napoleon park

    Here is a nice on topic post about the controversy over the director of the next X-files movie and the studio disagreeing over what the title should be

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:24:09 PM CDT

    yikes, how did that happen?

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:29:43 PM CDT

    Only asked the popular characters back

    by rufferto

    What a burnnnn for Skinner.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:33:38 PM CDT

    but as I was saying.............................................

    by napoleon park

    I think a film should have a title so that persons who wish to purchase a ticket to see the film in a theater can verbally address the topic with the movie ticket salesperson rather than just say "Me want see movie!" and hope they get it right. Of course this only applies to multiple screen theaters, though most modern theaters are being built in that configuration.Another good reason for a film such as the new X-Files movie to have a title would be so that people who prefer to wait and then purchase the property on DVD can make their selection without having to point or obliquely describe the film to the help. And I realize that most DVD retailers are self-service establishments, but their merchandise is generally arranged in some sort of logical fashion both by genres and then, within those catagories, alphabetically. It would be hard to know where to file a film with no title.I don't actually think this would be a problem with NetFlix, at least while the rilm is less than a few years old. If you requested that they add "the new X-Files movie with no name" to your queue, they would probably locate it for you eventually.In conclusion, I think the new X-Files movie should have a title, though it would certainly not be my place, as someone who was never a regular viewer of the series, to suggest what that title should be.Happy now, Xiphos and Gaius?

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:34:13 PM CDT

    Oh, and X-FILES: FIRE WALK WITH ME

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 27, 2008 6:44:14 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: XXX

    by iammrmonkey!

    Scully on all fours. Vin Diesel provides the anal probe.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 7:00:57 PM CDT

    Napoleon Park

    by mr. nice gaius

    Now, that's what I'm talking about! Well done, sir. What you did right there is exactly what this site needs more of. Creativity and wit...NOT multi-title spam. Kudos.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 7:02:48 PM CDT

    And FIRE WALK WITH ME...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...could have probably passed as an actual X-File.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 8:02:53 PM CDT

    Who about "XX" since X2 was taken in 2003

    by yeti

    Damn those mutents.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 8:35:58 PM CDT

    X Files 2: Scully Gets An Anal Probe

    by redc40

    of the flesh variety

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 8:48:16 PM CDT

    The X-Files: Do or Die

    by hank henshaw

    Cause if this movie fails, we will never hear of the X-Files again in decades until someone decides to do a remake.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 9:30:53 PM CDT

    X-Files 24. Jack Bauer's day of spooks

    by kongmonkey

    Some kind of crossover with Bauer tagging along with Mulder and Scully would fit in nice with their COPS crossover. Or not...probably not...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 9:55:39 PM CDT

    X-Files 2: Assignment Miami Beach

    by discomatic

  • Mar 27, 2008 10:09:41 PM CDT

    X-File Movie

    by osmosis jones

    A zany "spoof" of he X-files with Pamela Anderson as Scully and Leslie Nielsen as Mulder!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 10:10:21 PM CDT

    Cloverfield type movie was done on Xfiles with the COPS episode.

    by stormwatcher

    Still it would be cool to have a Clvoerfield style Xfiles where they fight a HUGE monster. Fight this future biatch!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 27, 2008 10:54:05 PM CDT

    With Regard to the 911 Lone Gunmen Episode...

    by lennynero123199

    If I remember correctly, the reason why memories of this episode freaked out more than a few viewers (myself included), was not only because it involved a terrorist plot to attack America via crashing an airplane (along with hijacked passengers and crew) into one of the twin towers, (and c'mon guys... seeing that episode and then actually seeing a virtually identical scenario played out in real life a few months later was more than a bit sobering and creepy, at least just as much so as the attacks themselves were horrifying and devasting), but also because the episode stated that certain elements within the United States government (the Pentagon, if I recall correctly), were behind the plot. According to the storyline, with communism defeated our military bases were being decomissioned left and right by liberals who felt that America's collective Armed Forces and defense systems, otherwise known as the industrial war machine were no longer necessary (at least not to the size and scale which it had developed within the previous two decades). Democrates wanted to drain the defense budget so as to use the money on the domestic front (education, healthcare, etc...). And so, desperate to convince the American public that this was an extreme error and that the Country was not safe, the powers that be needed to use the politics of fear... to replace the Soviets with a newer, more fearsome enemy of our country. They chose terrorists as the logical threath for the next decade or so. I personally do not believe that our government was behind the actual 911 attacks, but a few elements of the episode storyline certainly ring true enough to breathe a bit of life into several possible conspiracy theories. And there are more than a few people out there who are only too happy to believe the absolute worst with regard to the present administration (of which I am certainly no fan). After all, for better or worse, America is the home of the conspiracy theory and what is the "X-Files" if not a brilliant television series centered around one of (if not the largest), fictional conspiracy theory of all time? Hell, speaking of real conspiracy theories, think about where the Lone Gunmen got their name from.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 11:44:35 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE WRATH OF KRYCHEK

    by mrmysteryguest

    Will Mulder scream, "KRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?"

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  • Mar 28, 2008 12:23:41 AM CDT

    regarding fictional 9/11 parallels

    by napoleon park

    Does any one remember the Hasselhof made for TV "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD" on Fox? I watched it new and taped it. Years later, (after 9/11) I was at a friends watching the tape. When the villains from Hydra opened the back of their truck and their twin missile launchers were pointed straight at the World Trade Center towers, we both lost it and went "Holy sh*t, they're NEVER going to show this on TV again." As it happened, we were wrong and it did show up on a late show a few years after that.Which is cool. At the time, and for a while after, it seemed like the country would never heal. Or scrape off those multiple flag decals.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 6:02:48 AM CDT

    XFILES RAMBOINATOR 2 AND THE LAME TALKBACK FAD

    by ironic_name

  • Mar 28, 2008 6:50:39 AM CDT

    first time since 9/11??

    by thinboyslim.

    erm no, i've seen multiple documentaries about 9/11 that include writers of that episode explaining how they'd been told by authorities that the hijackers had been planning the attack for nearly a year and that their episode wasn't responsible for the idea.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 9:56:51 AM CDT

    @Napoleon Park

    by milurs big fat mouth

    Yeah I saw that Hasselhoff flick. Up there w/ the Dolph/Punisher IMO. But damn the Hoff looked just like Nick Fury. Damn you Hasselhoff!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 28, 2008 10:52:26 AM CDT

    2 X 2 Files

    by osmosis jones

  • Mar 28, 2008 11:09:08 AM CDT

    Honestly, this is the best you guys got???

    by slone13

    I mean, shit, how many times do I have to say this? If you insist on being an annoying prick and feel the need to fill the board with useless fake titles, AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO MAKE THEM HUMOROUS. There is not even one funny post up there.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 28, 2008 12:09:17 PM CDT

    I liked "Because Chris Carter Can't Find A Job"

    by tonagan

    It's funny because it's true.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 28, 2008 2:16:26 PM CDT

    X FILES 2: NO COUNTRY FOR CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN

    by jbouganim1

  • Mar 28, 2008 3:27:05 PM CDT

    leobloom, yours were the worst of the lot

    by slone13

    Truth hurts, don't it, fucknuts? "Raiders of the X-Files Cabinet"??? Painful.

    See you in hell, chump.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 3:49:16 PM CDT

    Hope it's better than Night Stalker

    by crichtonastronut

    Seriously can't smeone make a Kolchack sequel and remember the characters supposed to be mddle aged and funny, not thirty something and taking himself WAY TOO Seriously, with a dark and tragic past no less. People liked Mulder because he knew when to laugh at himself, how did Spotnitz an X-Files vet and fan of the original remember the value of that humor in X-Files and forget it in Night Stalker. The lost opportunity there still burns.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 4:04:56 PM CDT

    Rumpole of the Bailey reimagined as a 20 something

    by crichtonastronut

    American played by Matthew McConnhey or Brad Pitt with a tragic past, now fight corporate America and their dark conspiracies while looking dower and saying shit that's supposed to sound portentious with a straight face. And give him a spunky conservative love interest. That would be true to original.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 8:23:16 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: No Country For Old X-Files

    by tme2nsb

  • Mar 28, 2008 8:24:31 PM CDT

    XFILES 2: DOGGETT VS MULDER - THE SHOWDOWN

    by tme2nsb

    I'm trying here..

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 28, 2008 8:25:58 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: SPOOKY MULDER'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

    by tme2nsb

  • Mar 28, 2008 8:28:44 PM CDT

    xFILES II: THE SHARK JUMPS BACK

    by tme2nsb

  • Mar 28, 2008 8:29:36 PM CDT

    X-FILES TWO: THE ZOMBIE GUNMEN

    by tme2nsb

    Not funny, I know.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 8:41:10 PM CDT

    X-Files 3 / Simpsons 2

    by embeedeuce

    Reboot the crossover episode. Be ballsy as all hell.

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  • Mar 28, 2008 10:20:12 PM CDT

    X-Files: The Beast With A Billion Backs

    by osmosis jones

  • Mar 28, 2008 11:06:08 PM CDT

    It wasn't just about the bad guys crashing a plane

    by punto

    I remember the pilot, it was supposed to be a group within the government that was crashing the plane into the WTC because they figured some terrorist group would take responsibility, and the would throw the country into an endless war, and these people would profit from the oil and arms deals. sound familiar? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!

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  • Mar 29, 2008 12:49:34 AM CDT

    Sorry, leobloom

    by slone13

    You just suck. Shit, you can't even spell my name right. When you due back in Boystown?

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  • Mar 29, 2008 2:41:03 AM CDT

    Slindsey Slohan13:

    by napoleon park

    if he spelled your name wrong why did you think he was talking to you, ya conceited bastridge?Seriously, everyone griping about title parody posts should probably avoid reading articles with "creators argue over films title" in the headline.Also, XXX-File Stew, the story of a filing cabinet filled with an erotic blend of hot steamy meats, vegatabels and potatoes in a rich gravy redolent with the aromas of heady herbs and spices.Or as Bette Midler so elequently put it, fuck you if you can't take a joke.And before you sharpen your quill for a stinging roposte about how "jokes" are supposed to be funny, I know mine was lame. It's not easy to come up with a clever and on target quip for a show you only ever saw a couple of episodes of nearly a decade ago.Although I'll admit it does seem a little odd to have people tryig to seriously discuss fictional portrayals of events similar to 9/11 while a bunch of other people are making with the silly Electric Bugaloo comments.But if devoted X-Files fans actually want to discuss the program, they can go to the article with the nifty poster and abandon this one to the title spammers, okay?

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  • Mar 29, 2008 10:28:38 AM CDT

    Napoleon Park

    by slone13

    Knowing your "jokes" are lame and still posting them anyway is just sad. Especially when nobody asked you to come up with a clever and on target quip for a show you only ever saw a couple of episodes of nearly a decade ago anyway.

    As Clint Eastwood so eloquently put it, "A man's got to know his limitations."

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  • Mar 29, 2008 11:50:52 AM CDT

    These dumb titles remind me of

    by shathard

    the type of humor used in comic gems of films such as EPIC MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS. Grade A, guys, really. You should all join those writing teams. Send these examples and they'll hire you in a flash.

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  • Mar 29, 2008 9:30:58 PM CDT

    Stinging riposte, Slowhand

    by napoleon park

    Trumped my Bette Midler quote with a harry Callahan. Ouchie, ya got me there pard. How embarrassing of me to have posted in a public forum without anyone having asked me to. Show me your engraved invitation, buttocks-headgear. You're not so funny.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:22:10 AM CDT

    X-Files 2.0

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:22:32 AM CDT

    X-FILES TO THE KRUMPS

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:24:20 AM CDT

    FELIS X-2 the mysterious cat

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:28:34 AM CDT

    ELF SIX

    by napoleon park

    An X-Files remake of Sleeping Beauty. With elves instead of dwarves, since dwarf is now the PC term for "little people" who were used to be called midgets. There are Seven Elves but #6 holds the key to the mystery. "I am not a number, I am a FREE ELF!"

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:29:51 AM CDT

    X-FILES TU, BRUTE?

    by napoleon park

    Mully and Sculder solve the murder of Caesar.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:31:40 AM CDT

    XXX-FILES 2: MORE S&M

    by napoleon park

    S&M meaning Sculder and Mully, of course, not Sam & Max.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:32:57 AM CDT

    FLIES 2X - double extra large insects.

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:33:59 AM CDT

    WAITING TO X-FILE

    by napoleon park

    It's a pun. Either you like puns or you don't.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:35:23 AM CDT

    BALLISTIC: ECKS vs. FILES II

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:39:48 AM CDT

    X-FILLES

    by napoleon park

    They used to be French girls (Filles is Canadienne for girls) but now, do to mysterious abductions and a strange experimental surgery, they're Dutch boys instead. How could that be? How can someones nationality be altered surgically? That's what Smelly and Colder have to find out.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:44:27 AM CDT

    IF SEX 2L

    by napoleon park

    "2L" is leet-speak for "tool" - it's about a strange mysterious fantastic sex device that Smuddy finds embedded in her scarlet tressed muffington after a strange, mysterious drunken party.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 2:46:14 AM CDT

    X FI fo fum, I smell the whangina of a LESbium.

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:55:37 AM CDT

    TOTALLY FILES 2 the maX, FUR SHURE

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 2:58:20 AM CDT

    FIX TOWELS

    by napoleon park

    [okay I cheated and spelled out t w o] Something strange is happening with the towels. Something weird and out there.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:01:52 AM CDT

    I WET FLOES

    by napoleon park

    A strange incontinent mysterious Inuit brings Scummy and Ludder to an inexplicable continent

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:03:25 AM CDT

    2 SELIF-X

    by napoleon park

    because Satanistas are just dyslexic scilohtac.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:05:04 AM CDT

    LES FIX 2

    by napoleon park

    the prequel to "Les Fix 3: Still More Les Fix"

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:08:00 AM CDT

    WOTS LIFE, X?

    by napoleon park

    Redrum and Culdysack must solve the mystery of life before it all stops.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:09:17 AM CDT

    Life w/ Fox

    by napoleon park

    They wind up living together and she learns to regret the choices she's made, especially that one.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:11:23 AM CDT

    Life w/ Fox & S

    by napoleon park

    S for Scully - I forgot the S in the previous title. My bad, totally.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:13:06 AM CDT

    W Stole Fix

    by napoleon park

    the lone gunmen theory about the 2000 election

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:44:40 AM CDT

    X - THE MAN WITH THE X-RAY FILES, 2

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 3:48:25 AM CDT

    MAC OS-X FILES 2

    by napoleon park

    "Hello, I'm a Mulder""And I'm a Scully"

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:51:45 AM CDT

    BMX-FILES 2

    by napoleon park

    More mysterious weirdness on mountain bikes.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:52:53 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: FULL BODY RAPTURE IN THE FLOOR OVER ME

    by napoleon park

    Because basically I'll watch anything with a Mimi Rogers nude scene.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 4:10:05 AM CDT

    WOULD YOU LIKE X-FRIES 2 WITH THAT?

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 4:11:33 AM CDT

    X-FIRES 2: FILES WALK WITH ME

    by napoleon park

    the offensively stereotypically Asian transposition of the L and r sounds version.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 4:13:11 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE DIRECTIVE CULT

    by napoleon park

    Just so they can then release "X-Files 3: the Directive Cult the Directors Cut."

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  • Mar 30, 2008 8:03:44 AM CDT

    strange dream

    by nobletoast13

    I had a strange dream I was watching the first series of the X-Files and was inside the show last night. Maybe that's a subconscious urge to actually watch the show. To Bitlord.....

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:11:23 PM CDT

    Nope. Not a funny one in the lot.

    by slone13

    Ironically, Noiretblanc's post made me laugh. The idea of an 'Internetland' alone is amusing enough, the fact that its governing system is a monarchy only adds to it. Bonus points for the use of "TUT TUT".

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:49:01 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: LEBOOM STOLE SLOCUMS LUNCH

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 30, 2008 3:52:54 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: CASHMERE LIPSTICK IN THE CITY

    by napoleon park

    Mulder discovers a cabal of a dozen women have gained control of New York's media - books, film, television - and the fashion and make-up industries and are Stepfordizing America's women. What is their ultimate goal and how can they possibly have time to drop everything and gather for champagne lunches whenever one of them has relationship issues? Scully infiltrates their inner circle but when she returns with a gorgeous make-over Mulder suspects genetically engineered cloning.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:55:27 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE TRUTH IS "OUT" THERE

    by napoleon park

    Why did it take seven years for two partners with an obvious attraction to consumate their relationship? Mully looks in Sculders closet and whoops, there he is.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 3:56:25 PM CDT

    X-FILES TWO: THE REBOOT

    by napoleon park

    Starring Adrian Brody and Alicia Witt

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  • Mar 30, 2008 4:00:03 PM CDT

    X-Files 2: the remake

    by napoleon park

    Starring David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel.Yes, I stole that idea from the person who posted "X-Files 2: Bones". That was actually a very insightful comment, Zooch.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 4:02:00 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: NAILS

    by napoleon park

    Abducted cattle are returned with their hooves trimmed, filed, polished and buffed. Mulder just want to know one thing: WTF?

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  • Mar 30, 2008 4:54:48 PM CDT

    I'm still laughing about "Internetland"

    by slone13

    And its un-amused king. Comedy gold.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:28:33 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE

    by napoleon park

    When his neglectful unloving mother sobers up and notices the stench, the rotting carcass of an internet troll is discovered in his mother's basement.Scully locates his walnut sized brain matter and determines he died of apparent loneliness and his humorless emotional development was stunted at the age when children try to get attention by being annoying and insulting their betters.Meanwhile Mulder goes on a year long search to find anyone who ever gave a rats ass what that person thought, only to give up when he realizes that no such person exists.And that boys name was... Sniper K.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:29:40 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: YOU'RE SO VAIN

    by napoleon park

    You probably thought that post was about you.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:37:08 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE SEARCH FOR A BOYFRIEND

    by napoleon park

    Dana Scully )Gillian Anderson)and two alien women, Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston) and Deanna Troi (Marina sirtis), hatch a plot to trick sci-fi fanboy geeks into thinking that plain looking women are attractive via pavlovian conditioning by playing romantic leads and sex symbols on cult favorite television shows. Mulder sees through the trick and marries the actress who played Scully in the movie-within-the-show (Tea Leoni).

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:40:42 PM CDT

    X;FILES 2: THE SEARCH FOR X-FILES: THE MOVIE

    by napoleon park

    An early april fools gag gone horribly awry convinces people there will be a second X-files movie until they realize they actually have no recollection of there ever having been a first one.[Yes, I swiped that joke from Mel Brooks "Spaceballs 3: the Search for Spaceballs 2"]

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:43:47 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: WHAT'S UP DOC?

    by napoleon park

    More wacky hijinks with Barbra Streisand and Ryan O'Neil, only this time weird and spooky. [Also a none too subtle shout out to Doc Manhattan. Whuzzup?]

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:46:05 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: SCULLY AND BONES

    by napoleon park

    Dana teams up with a forensic anthropologist and they commiserate with one another about how frustrating it is to work with an FBI agent who won't fuck then no matter how many hints they drop.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:48:38 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: SCULLY AND BONES 2

    by napoleon park

    Because it's like "skull and bones" the warning label on poison bottles and pirate ships. It's a pun, get it? Because those are the name and nickname of the female leads on two similarly formatted Fox network shows.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:54:37 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: SCULLY AND BONES red hot lesbian sex festival

    by napoleon park

    Tired of waiting for their sexless FBI agent partners, Dana Scully and Temperence Brennan get it on. special guests: Michaela Conlin, Mimi Rogers, Zooey Deschanel.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 6:57:52 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: CLONE WARS

    by napoleon park

    Fox (the network, not the FBI agent) hops on the CSI forensics bandwagon and tries to replicate the unrequited sexual tension chemistry of one of their old hit shows. They realize they've failed to duplicate the X-FILES formula when they accidentally produce a watchable show that people actually like.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 7:06:00 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: MR. NICE GAIUS ESCAPES VIRGINITY

    by milla jovovich

    X-FILES 3: XIPHOS IN LOVE

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  • Mar 30, 2008 8:11:18 PM CDT

    X-FILES2: T4: DAH TERMINATOR IS OUD DHERE

    by laserpants

    Mulder: Gee wiz Scully does anybody remember our UFO CONSPIRACY?

    Scully: Yeah, some bitter, single women in their 30s and 40s do. No, they're not married yet. Still carrying a torch for a fictional character. You.

    Mulder: Wow. Really? But I can't even act! I just sort of sleep walk through everything.

    Scully: Don't forget you also managed to direct a really awful movie.

    Mulder: Hey thats right! Even I don't remember what it was called. Even I'm astounded by my smug superiority complex considering I'm barely employed and only marginally talented.

    Scully: I bet your mom probably gave you an inflated sense of your own importance, thats why you still have that whole smug superiority complex going on even though your basically the same as William Shatner -- a bad actor who's entire career rests on a long dead sci-fi tv franchise.

    Mulder: Yeah, I guess your... HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT?!?! THE UFO CONSPIRACY IS REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF TERMINATORS AND THEY"RE COMING TO TERMINATE OUR HOPES THAT THIS MOVIE WON"T BE A MASSIVE BOMB!!!! AIIIIEEEEEEE!!! GEDD DOOODAH CHAHHPPAH!!! DOOO EEEED NOWWW!!!!!

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  • Mar 30, 2008 8:55:03 PM CDT

    X-FILETS'O'FISH SANDWICHES

    by napoleon park

    The Tartar Sauce is On There.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 9:07:11 PM CDT

    X-FILETS MIGNON

    by napoleon park

    same joke as above, but beefy.

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  • Mar 30, 2008 10:16:15 PM CDT

    milla jovovich

    by mr. nice gaius

  • Mar 31, 2008 2:01:07 AM CDT

    10-FILES

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 31, 2008 2:02:12 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: TOKYO DRIFT

    by napoleon park

  • Mar 31, 2008 2:12:11 AM CDT

    X FILES 2: THE CASH COW WON'T QUIT!

    by genpion

    I like the X-Files FYI.

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  • Mar 31, 2008 2:12:42 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2?

    by napoleon park

    Seriously, not a title spam, an actual question. There was a previous X-Files movie? Really? Never heard of it. Was it some made for TV thing?

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  • Mar 31, 2008 11:56:55 AM CDT

    X-Files 2: (Insert Obscure Latin Words Here for Title)

    by the gipper

  • Mar 31, 2008 12:42:12 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2.0 SPOOKY GIVES A REBOOT

    by alice 13

    the clone is out there.

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  • Mar 31, 2008 12:42:49 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2.0 SPOOKY GIVES A REBOOT

    by alice 13

    the clone is out there.

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  • Apr 01, 2008 1:33:07 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: IT'S DEAD JIM!

    by napoleon park

    but it was a nice bit of juvenile fun while it lasted.

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  • Apr 01, 2008 5:05:54 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: SORRY, ROGER, YOU TIGER NOW

    by napoleon park

  • Apr 01, 2008 4:30:54 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: AISLE X

    by napoleon park

    The 24th aisle of one big-ass supermarket.

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  • Apr 01, 2008 4:34:22 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: EX-ISLES

    by napoleon park

    The real-time story is set on a boat rescuiing Sluldy and Mutter, who have been lost on a deserted island for 108 days. But the whole story is told in a combination of flashbacks explaining how they got there and flash forwards explaining how they investigate and find out how they got there. And it's spooky.

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  • Apr 01, 2008 4:36:29 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: X-Men

    by napoleon park

    men go into the hospital for complicated, expensive operations and come out as women! Slutter and Moldy investigate the strange, mysterious and spooky word of post operative male-to-female transsexuals.

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  • Apr 01, 2008 9:05:54 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: EXILES

    by napoleon park

    Loyal fans of a once popular 2nd rate sci-fantasy series on one of the baby-nets are punished for their dedication by exiled to a darkened theater for nearly two hours and made to accept as canon what some hack script-churner says happened to Sciffy and Mussy for the last five years.

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  • Apr 02, 2008 7:50:38 PM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE X-FILES X-MAS SPECIAL

    by napoleon park

    One major holiday, two sets of mythological traditions.One violates the laws of genetics (virgin birth), physics (water walking) and involves alchemical wizardry (converting water to wine, feeding ultitudes). The other has a wealth obese generous man who doles out rewards for good behavior, reaching millions of recipients in a matter of hours. Scupler and Muldly have to find a way to believe in one or burn forever in a lake of fire - but which one is less implausible?

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  • Apr 03, 2008 2:44:15 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!

    by napoleon park

    Scuddy and Muffler vs. the Daleks.

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  • Apr 03, 2008 5:48:00 AM CDT

    X-FILES 2: THE X-FILM

    by napoleon park

    Because it's a movioe, get it?

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