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A CrazayCanuk Takes On The DAY OF THE DEAD Remake: "Not the flaming piece of dog shit I expected, but..."
Merrick here...
Yesterday we posted a link to a poster for Steve Miner's remake of DAY OF THE DEAD. You can find more about that HERE.
Later, Captain Chad wrote in with an all-around evisceration of the film, which you can read HERE.
Now comes CrazayCanuk's look at the project, which is a bit more forgiving assessment of this remake (although it's hardly a glowing review).
By the way, CrazayCanuk mentions some confusion about the film already being released in Canada. From what I understand, the film is already available in some parts of the world, but we aren't slated to get it 'till April 8.
Here's CrazayCanuk (keep that screen name in mind for context)...
I just came across your posting about the Day of the Dead remake poster and was a little confused - because it seems either a lot of people know this was out already, or a movie station here in Canada broke street date because I saw it 2 or 3 weeks ago on the satellite.
At any rate, here's my simplistic review (2 cents)of this movie since I'm a huge fan of the original and had hoped for something good in this.
What the movie did Good: Some of the gore effects were cool, and I enjoyed a majority of the makeup effects. Even though they show a complete deterioration of the infected as soon as they change over, I kind of liked that since there really wasn't enough time that passed throughout the movie that would allow for any real decomposing of the undead.
What the movie did Ok: Just some of the set up leading into the infection over running the town. I liked that we saw the early onset of the infection in the town and the way in slowly began to over take the town
What the movie did poorly: Staying true to the original. The only real thing that was carried over from the original movie is some of the names, the fact that the military was involved, a half assed "Military Bunker" (which I might add apparently is so poorly guarded that teenagers can just stumble into corridors of this place and fool around), and a doctor and the zombie Bud formerly known as the zombie "Bub"
The Lame: Some of the dialogue was so fuckin gay, and a few times the characters said something that I think was supposed to be important...but turns out to be "Complicated". As stated when Suvari's asked why her and her little brother have so much hostility. There was also that time when she was asked why she doesn't carry a loaded weapon...."It's complicated" ...Did i mention the obligatory "I'm a vegetarian" line?
...Uhmm...Kaaaaayy?!? What the hell do we care?
Oh....That's why he doesn't attack them or want to eat the survivors. It all makes sense now. Zombies still hold onto their tree huggin' hippie beliefs, apparently. Maybe one day they can be functioning members of society.
To sum up the remake of Romero's classic Day of the Dead: Not the flaming piece of dog shit I expected, but far from a great movie. If a stupid lil Zombie romp is what you're looking for, and you have nothing else to do, then I'd say watch it just don't expect too much out of it.
If you use this anywhere you can call me "CrazayCanuk"
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Reader Talkback
"was so fuckin gay" by norrinrad | Mar 26th, 2008 09:41:56 AM | so we're posting anything now? by ArcadianDS | Mar 26th, 2008 09:43:32 AM | you cannot trust those canuks! by el-guappo | Mar 26th, 2008 09:44:21 AM | terrible review by a dumbass
kid. by logicalnoise01 | Mar 26th, 2008 09:46:08 AM | I love Hippie Zombies! by Jugdish | Mar 26th, 2008 09:46:56 AM | HAHAHAH Merrick that dumbfuck
posts the same news by ricarleite | Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:07 AM | I'll need to read about 70
more reviews before I
decide... by tonagan | Mar 26th, 2008 09:47:12 AM | Sorry, but we had many reviews
of this months ago. by DerLanghaarige | Mar 26th, 2008 09:49:22 AM | Ok... where's the "McG turns
EVIL" news? by SpencerTrilby | Mar 26th, 2008 10:00:38 AM | It really doesn't look THAT
bad. by beastie | Mar 26th, 2008 10:01:44 AM | Flaming Pieces of Shit... by superduper3000 | Mar 26th, 2008 10:12:42 AM | It is THAT bad, by NBSB | Mar 26th, 2008 10:35:54 AM | Veggie Zombie = Movie Killer by pdennett316 | Mar 26th, 2008 10:50:15 AM | "Its not a flaming pile of
shit, by skimn | Mar 26th, 2008 11:34:55 AM | Surprise, it sucks... by Hardrock28 | Mar 26th, 2008 11:52:10 AM | Hardrock by skimn | Mar 26th, 2008 11:58:41 AM | Agreed by Hardrock28 | Mar 26th, 2008 12:00:34 PM | Romero should hold by kolchak | Mar 26th, 2008 12:02:29 PM | Agree with Hardrock and Skimm by BitterMan23 | Mar 26th, 2008 12:05:05 PM | Ving by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Mar 26th, 2008 12:15:57 PM | I've seen worse Zombie movies
but.... by Sprout | Mar 26th, 2008 12:17:17 PM | More on Flight.. by skimn | Mar 26th, 2008 12:19:38 PM | Day of the Dead isn't a
classic by OptimusCrime | Mar 26th, 2008 12:49:34 PM | It least it's "fucking gay" by C.K. Lamoo | Mar 26th, 2008 01:02:45 PM | @ optimus by logicalnoise01 | Mar 26th, 2008 01:19:52 PM | So, uh, where's the Night of
the Living Dead remake? by Space Disc Jockey | Mar 26th, 2008 01:23:15 PM | WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE
REVIEWS by Mysterious Yobo | Mar 26th, 2008 01:42:13 PM | OF THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT by Mysterious Yobo | Mar 26th, 2008 01:42:30 PM | WE ALL KNOW ITS SUPER SHIT by Mysterious Yobo | Mar 26th, 2008 01:43:08 PM | WE'VE ALL FUCKING SEEN IT by Mysterious Yobo | Mar 26th, 2008 01:43:29 PM | What's the problem? by m_prevette | Mar 26th, 2008 01:53:07 PM | There was a NOTLD remake by ClockWorker | Mar 26th, 2008 02:03:21 PM | Prevette by ClockWorker | Mar 26th, 2008 02:04:41 PM | Clockworker by skimn | Mar 26th, 2008 02:19:22 PM | It's Complicated. Aversion to
gun bullshit by drewlicious | Mar 26th, 2008 02:19:52 PM | Fuck this movie by Super Nintendo Chalmers | Mar 26th, 2008 02:35:10 PM | DTV! by Super Nintendo Chalmers | Mar 26th, 2008 02:35:50 PM | The NOTLD Remake was spoiled by C.K. Lamoo | Mar 26th, 2008 02:47:25 PM | Romero's Resident Evil would
have been worse by BitterMan23 | Mar 26th, 2008 02:54:30 PM | I thought Romero wrote the
script for the NOTLD remake... by tonagan | Mar 26th, 2008 03:15:01 PM | Tony Todd, Tom Towles, Bill
Moseley by Gwai Lo | Mar 26th, 2008 03:36:05 PM | NOTLD remake is ownable by zom-bot.com | Mar 26th, 2008 04:03:21 PM | This movie was complete shit. by scudd | Mar 26th, 2008 04:17:44 PM | Like good? by scudd | Mar 26th, 2008 04:18:26 PM | This guy's a fucking wordsmith by tk 421 | Mar 26th, 2008 04:25:41 PM | Sounds like damage control to
me. by DocPazuzu | Mar 26th, 2008 04:42:28 PM | Oh and... by DocPazuzu | Mar 26th, 2008 04:44:41 PM | remake = by DigitalBeachWar | Mar 26th, 2008 05:17:42 PM | Seen it by jax9999 | Mar 26th, 2008 06:15:46 PM | dude.. by soup74 | Mar 26th, 2008 06:26:54 PM | Seen it and it's BAD by elBox | Mar 26th, 2008 07:02:22 PM | should'nt this shit be
available on DVD by now? by Stalkeye | Mar 26th, 2008 07:15:36 PM | My review of this mess by FuryofthefilmFan | Mar 26th, 2008 07:39:14 PM | We need more Neil Cumpston
reviews! by Judge Briggs | Mar 26th, 2008 11:10:05 PM | its not that fucking bad
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