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A CrazayCanuk Takes On The DAY OF THE DEAD Remake: "Not the flaming piece of dog shit I expected, but..."

Merrick here...


Yesterday we posted a link to a poster for Steve Miner's remake of DAY OF THE DEAD. You can find more about that HERE.

Later, Captain Chad wrote in with an all-around evisceration of the film, which you can read HERE.

Now comes CrazayCanuk's look at the project, which is a bit more forgiving assessment of this remake (although it's hardly a glowing review).

By the way, CrazayCanuk mentions some confusion about the film already being released in Canada. From what I understand, the film is already available in some parts of the world, but we aren't slated to get it 'till April 8.


Here's CrazayCanuk (keep that screen name in mind for context)...

I just came across your posting about the Day of the Dead remake poster and was a little confused - because it seems either a lot of people know this was out already, or a movie station here in Canada broke street date because I saw it 2 or 3 weeks ago on the satellite.

At any rate, here's my simplistic review (2 cents)of this movie since I'm a huge fan of the original and had hoped for something good in this.

What the movie did Good: Some of the gore effects were cool, and I enjoyed a majority of the makeup effects. Even though they show a complete deterioration of the infected as soon as they change over, I kind of liked that since there really wasn't enough time that passed throughout the movie that would allow for any real decomposing of the undead.

What the movie did Ok: Just some of the set up leading into the infection over running the town. I liked that we saw the early onset of the infection in the town and the way in slowly began to over take the town

What the movie did poorly: Staying true to the original. The only real thing that was carried over from the original movie is some of the names, the fact that the military was involved, a half assed "Military Bunker" (which I might add apparently is so poorly guarded that teenagers can just stumble into corridors of this place and fool around), and a doctor and the zombie Bud formerly known as the zombie "Bub"

The Lame: Some of the dialogue was so fuckin gay, and a few times the characters said something that I think was supposed to be important...but turns out to be "Complicated". As stated when Suvari's asked why her and her little brother have so much hostility. There was also that time when she was asked why she doesn't carry a loaded weapon...."It's complicated" ...Did i mention the obligatory "I'm a vegetarian" line?

...Uhmm...Kaaaaayy?!? What the hell do we care?

Oh....That's why he doesn't attack them or want to eat the survivors. It all makes sense now. Zombies still hold onto their tree huggin' hippie beliefs, apparently. Maybe one day they can be functioning members of society.

To sum up the remake of Romero's classic Day of the Dead: Not the flaming piece of dog shit I expected, but far from a great movie. If a stupid lil Zombie romp is what you're looking for, and you have nothing else to do, then I'd say watch it just don't expect too much out of it.

If you use this anywhere you can call me "CrazayCanuk"




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"was so fuckin gay"
by norrinrad
Mar 26th, 2008
09:41:56 AM
so we're posting anything now?
by ArcadianDS
Mar 26th, 2008
09:43:32 AM
you cannot trust those canuks!
by el-guappo
Mar 26th, 2008
09:44:21 AM
terrible review by a dumbass kid.
by logicalnoise01
Mar 26th, 2008
09:46:08 AM
I love Hippie Zombies!
by Jugdish
Mar 26th, 2008
09:46:56 AM
HAHAHAH Merrick that dumbfuck posts the same news
by ricarleite
Mar 26th, 2008
09:47:07 AM
I'll need to read about 70 more reviews before I decide...
by tonagan
Mar 26th, 2008
09:47:12 AM
Sorry, but we had many reviews of this months ago.
by DerLanghaarige
Mar 26th, 2008
09:49:22 AM
Ok... where's the "McG turns EVIL" news?
by SpencerTrilby
Mar 26th, 2008
10:00:38 AM
It really doesn't look THAT bad.
by beastie
Mar 26th, 2008
10:01:44 AM
Flaming Pieces of Shit...
by superduper3000
Mar 26th, 2008
10:12:42 AM
It is THAT bad,
by NBSB
Mar 26th, 2008
10:35:54 AM
Veggie Zombie = Movie Killer
by pdennett316
Mar 26th, 2008
10:50:15 AM
"Its not a flaming pile of shit,
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2008
11:34:55 AM
Surprise, it sucks...
by Hardrock28
Mar 26th, 2008
11:52:10 AM
Hardrock
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2008
11:58:41 AM
Agreed
by Hardrock28
Mar 26th, 2008
12:00:34 PM
Romero should hold
by kolchak
Mar 26th, 2008
12:02:29 PM
Agree with Hardrock and Skimm
by BitterMan23
Mar 26th, 2008
12:05:05 PM
Ving
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Mar 26th, 2008
12:15:57 PM
I've seen worse Zombie movies but....
by Sprout
Mar 26th, 2008
12:17:17 PM
More on Flight..
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2008
12:19:38 PM
Day of the Dead isn't a classic
by OptimusCrime
Mar 26th, 2008
12:49:34 PM
It least it's "fucking gay"
by C.K. Lamoo
Mar 26th, 2008
01:02:45 PM
@ optimus
by logicalnoise01
Mar 26th, 2008
01:19:52 PM
So, uh, where's the Night of the Living Dead remake?
by Space Disc Jockey
Mar 26th, 2008
01:23:15 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE REVIEWS
by Mysterious Yobo
Mar 26th, 2008
01:42:13 PM
OF THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
by Mysterious Yobo
Mar 26th, 2008
01:42:30 PM
WE ALL KNOW ITS SUPER SHIT
by Mysterious Yobo
Mar 26th, 2008
01:43:08 PM
WE'VE ALL FUCKING SEEN IT
by Mysterious Yobo
Mar 26th, 2008
01:43:29 PM
What's the problem?
by m_prevette
Mar 26th, 2008
01:53:07 PM
There was a NOTLD remake
by ClockWorker
Mar 26th, 2008
02:03:21 PM
Prevette
by ClockWorker
Mar 26th, 2008
02:04:41 PM
Clockworker
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2008
02:19:22 PM
It's Complicated. Aversion to gun bullshit
by drewlicious
Mar 26th, 2008
02:19:52 PM
Fuck this movie
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Mar 26th, 2008
02:35:10 PM
DTV!
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Mar 26th, 2008
02:35:50 PM
The NOTLD Remake was spoiled
by C.K. Lamoo
Mar 26th, 2008
02:47:25 PM
Romero's Resident Evil would have been worse
by BitterMan23
Mar 26th, 2008
02:54:30 PM
I thought Romero wrote the script for the NOTLD remake...
by tonagan
Mar 26th, 2008
03:15:01 PM
Tony Todd, Tom Towles, Bill Moseley
by Gwai Lo
Mar 26th, 2008
03:36:05 PM
NOTLD remake is ownable
by zom-bot.com
Mar 26th, 2008
04:03:21 PM
This movie was complete shit.
by scudd
Mar 26th, 2008
04:17:44 PM
Like good?
by scudd
Mar 26th, 2008
04:18:26 PM
This guy's a fucking wordsmith
by tk 421
Mar 26th, 2008
04:25:41 PM
Sounds like damage control to me.
by DocPazuzu
Mar 26th, 2008
04:42:28 PM
Oh and...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 26th, 2008
04:44:41 PM
remake =
by DigitalBeachWar
Mar 26th, 2008
05:17:42 PM
Seen it
by jax9999
Mar 26th, 2008
06:15:46 PM
dude..
by soup74
Mar 26th, 2008
06:26:54 PM
Seen it and it's BAD
by elBox
Mar 26th, 2008
07:02:22 PM
should'nt this shit be available on DVD by now?
by Stalkeye
Mar 26th, 2008
07:15:36 PM
My review of this mess
by FuryofthefilmFan
Mar 26th, 2008
07:39:14 PM
We need more Neil Cumpston reviews!
by Judge Briggs
Mar 26th, 2008
11:10:05 PM
its not that fucking bad people
by rants-raves-and-reviews.blogsp ot.com
Mar 27th, 2008
04:14:46 PM

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