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Learn Who Plays Laura Bush In Oliver Stone’s W!!

Published at:  Mar 26, 2008 1:06:27 AM CDT

I am – Hercules!!

Dreamy Elizabeth Banks, star of Kevin Smith’s “Zack and Miri Make A Porno,” has been cast as first lady Laura Bush in Oliver Stone’s new biography of George W. Bush.

Josh Brolin (“No Country For Old Men”) plays the title character.

Banks also played the iconic Betty Brant in all three "Spider-Man" movies, as well as memorable roles in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," "Catch Me If You Can," "Seabiscuit" and "Slither."

Read all of The Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.



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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:07:30 AM CDT

    First!

    by magma suit

    What the hell is going on?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:08:17 AM CDT

    She's also on Scrubs.

    by phool2056

    I would have mentioned that--it's a pretty successful show, and unlike a lot of the guest stars, she's actually been pretty memorable and distinctive.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:09:45 AM CDT

    That's my Bush

    by aboriginal

    says it all

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:10:38 AM CDT

    Will the movie be a big failure like W has been?

    by allpowerfulwizardofoz

    Cast is good though. However Stone is hit or miss with his movies.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:13:44 AM CDT

    Wow

    by therobcat

    Isn't it a bit early to be doing April Fools jokes? Will this film use the same level of piss poor "research" that went into JFK? I hate W, but at least get the facts straight, Ollie.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:14:19 AM CDT

    Wait...

    by neosamurai85

    Josh Brolin plays Bush??? Holy shit... I... I... I think I might want to see this! No wait! I hate Oliver Stone!!! (Ok with a few exceptions... sorta... nope. Hate him.) But... that's so interesting casting... I mean... FUCK! WHY!?!?!?!? Sigh. Looks like you might have reeled me into another one Stone. You fucker, you.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:15:22 AM CDT

    That's her name...

    by heckles

    Play's JD's baby momma. She's a cutie. This 'W' flick will be a train wreck. Oliver Stone's first accidental comedy.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:21:53 AM CDT

    What's the point?

    by melvinthemopboy

    To show us that GWB is a cock? We already knew that.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:21:57 AM CDT

    Paris Hilton and Tara Reid

    by therobcat

    Should play the stupid spoiledwhore daughters.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:22:59 AM CDT

    Hulk Hogan

    by therobcat

    as Donald Rumsfeld!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:23:07 AM CDT

    Whatthefuck

    by super nintendo chalmers

    I really can't get my head around this movie. Why? Who fucking cares? Will there be extended shots of Brolin/Bush clearing shrubbery? Dancing with Africans? Stone will immediately be vilified by the right wing media, and he will probably pussy out and not make the film critical enough to please the left wingers. So, I predict garbage, but with an unusually hot Laura Bush. Hopefully this exchange will take place: Laura: "Ooh, you know where to shave me."
    Dubya: "Yeah! I wanna shave your head."

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:25:31 AM CDT

    Peter North

    by therobcat

    as Carl Rove

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:25:41 AM CDT

    Cheney

    by super nintendo chalmers

    Cheney played by Danny DeVito while playing the Penguin.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:26:15 AM CDT

    While we're going crazy, Halle Berry as Condi Rice

    by industrykiller!

    This casting literally makes the film sound like it's supposed to be a joke. Elizabeth Banks? She's young and attractive and looks and seems NOTHING like Laura Bush. I mean talk about shameless Hollywood casting. What the fuck kind of movie is Stone making here? Seriously it sounds like a David Lynch film or some sort of political comedy. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that it's just understood the Bush presidency is enough of a laughing stock that we can freely make films about it while it's happening and no one bats an eye, but what the fuck is this movie supposed to be??!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:27:37 AM CDT

    Heh heh heh

    by therobcat

    I agree Chalmers. Especially if he's constantly drooling bile and bites off his hunting buddies nose.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:31:10 AM CDT

    Who plays the bad guy?

    by therobcat

    I'd like to see W fight the Riddler. That would be totally sweet. Or maybe The Green Goblin. Someone green for sure...

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:39:29 AM CDT

    Pauly Stone

    by super nintendo chalmers

    There's a conspiracy to bring down Bush, concocted by the liberal media and the Riddler. Buuuuday.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:40:17 AM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks as a librarian

    by noodleshahn

    If that doesn't get kids to read then nothing will.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:42:34 AM CDT

    With The Ghost Of George Burns

    by therobcat

    As W's personal friend "God"

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:44:28 AM CDT

    Tom Savini as Jesus

    by therobcat

  • Mar 26, 2008 1:53:22 AM CDT

    Morgan Freeman as Colin Powell

    by prossor

    just gain a couple and its locked

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:55:16 AM CDT

    dakota fanning as rumsfeld!

    by ironic_name

    I Drink Your Milkshake

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:57:56 AM CDT

    Hillary Swank

    by super nintendo chalmers

    as Terry Schiavo. Okay, I'm done.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:02:18 AM CDT

    angelina jolie as the white house

    by ironic_name

  • Mar 26, 2008 2:03:04 AM CDT

    Javier Bardem as Gonzalez

    by prossor

  • Mar 26, 2008 2:10:31 AM CDT

    Weird

    by blondeman

    If Josh Brolin is playing W. then does that mean that James Brolin will play the senior Bush? I hope he makes this in the same style as the Doors and JFK, I want quick cuts to black and white footage of Bush doing coke off a horse's ass, then an American Indian chanting about evil spirits.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:14:52 AM CDT

    Sacha Cohen as Bin Laden

    by bottombrick

  • Mar 26, 2008 2:21:55 AM CDT

    Isn't she about 20 years too young?

    by bungion boy

    I loves me some Banks but it seems... odd.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:26:26 AM CDT

    Robert Culp for Rumsfeld!

    by sherman_lives

    He may not be the spitting image, but his voice is dead on.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:30:37 AM CDT

    Super Nintendo- your 'whatthefuck' post

    by samsquanch

    Is right on the money. I can't imagine for the life of me how this movie could possibly please anyone. If it were being made in say, 15-20 years, while we're all changing the subject when our kids ask us if we voted for him, maybe. But the man is still in office, for shit's sake. What the hell is going on?

    And Oliver Stone, my god, it's a recipe for a disaster of biblical proportions. I'll probably go see it with the same type of curiosity I reserve for car accidents. Strange times. Strange fucking times.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:31:40 AM CDT

    Telly Savalas for Cheney!

    by brians life

    And how about Whoppi Goldberg for Condi Rice!? Elizabeth Banks is tasty for sure, but I dunno if she can pull of a weighty role. Maybe I'm wrong? Gonna have to age her ass a bit. HAH HAH! C'mon Vernon, let's burn one down!!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:44:20 AM CDT

    Jerry Stiller as George Soros and TommyLJones as Dan Rather

    by darth_inedible

  • Mar 26, 2008 2:50:45 AM CDT

    Why doesn't Oliver Stone adapt Super Dodge Ball?

    by pops freshemeyer

    He needs to give up on politics and make movies based on Nintendo games. If he can't get ahold of the rights for Super Dodge Ball, I wouldn't mind seeing his take on Kid Icarus. I'm sure it would be less gay than Alexander. And a Balloon Fight movie has potential too!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:52:00 AM CDT

    Banks' and Brolin's respective youth is fine

    by noodleshahn

    I'm assuming the bulk of the movie is Alabama National Guard era Bush. They don't need to go into detail about his presidency - everyone's already kind of aware of it.But it is Stone so damned if I know.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:00:29 AM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks is hot, but this film is stupid.

    by theghostwholurks

    Like most people have said, who's gonna watch it? Didn't Dan Rather already ruin his career trying to push the whole fake National Guard story down America's collective throat?This'll be a hoot watching the film crash and burn. :)

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:01:40 AM CDT

    However, the casting suggestions in this talkback...

    by theghostwholurks

    Are downright HILARIOUS! :D

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:10:19 AM CDT

    If they don't cast...

    by docpazuzu

    ...Timothy Bottoms as W, then there is simply no justice in this world.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:18:01 AM CDT

    Damn you Michael Bay

    by mcmlxxvi

    Damn you Michael Bay

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:44:28 AM CDT

    I have a petrified cow patty that can play Cheney.

    by dingbatty

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:08:58 AM CDT

    Wow.

    by acorvey25

    My head just fucking exploded. I actually had to check the calender on my computer to make sure it wasn't April 1st. Is this for real? I'm so confused...

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:10:04 AM CDT

    Seriously, though...

    by acorvey25

    Daniel Day-Lewis as GWB. Either that, or the Cookie Monster.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:17:50 AM CDT

    Frank Caliendo should play George Bush

    by messi

    best impersonification ever.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:20:21 AM CDT

    Get the team

    by deanamatronix

    that did the puppetry on Jabba The Hutt in Return of the Jedi to play Dick Chaney

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:21:09 AM CDT

    Uhhh ever hear of makeup? Then again Stone said

    by messi

    that the film will be similar to "The Queen" which was great but I guess Stone wants to show the younger lives of the people.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:41:49 AM CDT

    ANTHONY LAPAGLIA FOR BUSH

    by gwai lo

    You heard it here first. Nolte for Rumsfeld, David Huddleston for Cheney, Lynda Carter as Laura Bush.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:25:51 AM CDT

    I get the feeling....

    by bobo_vision

    ...this movie is going to be surreal, like certain parts of "Natural Born Killers".

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:36:04 AM CDT

    The Iraq war scenes will have elephants...

    by tonagan

    and psychedelic colors, like in Alexander.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:48:07 AM CDT

    has anyone told stone

    by palewook

    that bush is so unpopular, people won't see this movie even if its a 4star effort from him?

    much less a 2.5 star project...

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:35:12 AM CDT

    Gary Busey as the World Trade Center

    by iforgotabout19

    "W" stands for Whore.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:40:30 AM CDT

    This is a really bad idea.

    by rbatty024

    Oliver Stone hasn't made a good film in forever, and continuing his president schtick isn't going to fool anyone. We barely know half the shit that has gone on in the White House in the last eight years, so this will be an incomplete portrait best. If you want to relive past glories Stone, then give us a sequel to Natural Born Killers. Now that was a fucking movie.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:44:35 AM CDT

    Who will play John Croton & Vicious Fox?

    by yeti

    Canadian & Mexican Presidents? ;P

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:57:21 AM CDT

    Josh Brolin as George Walker Bush?

    by knuckleduster

    He's not nearly stupid enough.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:07:30 AM CDT

    COKED UP CHARLIE SHEEN AS YOUNG BUSH

    by bringingsexyback

    Drunk Gary Busey as older Bush.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:09:16 AM CDT

    LAURA BUSH IS THE QUEEN OF THE STEPFORD WIVES

    by bringingsexyback

    Banks will have to be heavily medicated to play this role. I wish her luck.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:15:29 AM CDT

    PAUL GIAMATTI AS KARL ROVE

    by bringingsexyback

    That'll be the most pivotal role in this movie, if Stone knows his W history.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:16:57 AM CDT

    PAULA DEEN AS ANN RICHARDS

    by bringingsexyback

    Brilliant!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:17:21 AM CDT

    oooo who's gonna play...

    by kafka07

    colin powell, john negroponte, scooter libby, paul wolfowitz and valerie plain??? I'm on the edge of my seat pretending to give a shit.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:38:42 AM CDT

    WTF, is this a pre-presidency-era movie?

    by tylerzero

    Why is the cast young?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:51:06 AM CDT

    So she'll have to gain 30 lbs....

    by kid z

    ... and constantly be jacked up on Valium and Prozac???

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:01:38 AM CDT

    Way too soon

    by series7

    Too much of the movie won't be accurate. We need to wait at least 6 more years after McCain is out of the white house. And hopefully the democrats will get there head out of there asses and make someone like Al Gore president rather then trying to convince old/white trash America that a crazy lady and a dude with probably the worst name possible that they should be president. Nothing against them, but I mean come on, winning an election is all about appeal. So we know McCain won't let any secrets out (like he did on O’Brian), we'll need the next president to go into office and be like: "OH what? WHAT is this? AHHHh way is this desk so sticky? What is going on over here? Damnit what the hell is that smell coming out of the VP's closest? Where did all these teeth come from? Why is there a vile of blood next to the rum? From Satan, To Dick? Sign a bill to allow the Army to just fire bullets 24/7? No I am not going to do that just because 'Well W. would do it and he was cool'! Why is there a direct line on my phone with the name Osama Bin Laden next to it? HOW many illegal immigrates do we really have chained up in the basement?"
    Once we get someone in office who is going to clean up the mess, and air out the smell of death from the White House. Then we can have a realistic bio movie. While casting Elizabeth Banks could mean that this could be a comedy (i just don't see her doing drama that well (check The Heights if you nay say), but Josh the only good thing about No Country Brolin? WAY too straight, dour of and actor to play the Yakko of presidents. Seriously Lil'Bush is a dumb show but its fucking funny, just fucking make that animated Bush the lead role. It is the only way to properly portray Walter.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:03:12 AM CDT

    Big horned guy from legand to play

    by series7

    Dick Cheney. Go fuck yourself.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:09:33 AM CDT

    Chris Tucker as Obama

    by christuckersonlyfan

  • Mar 26, 2008 8:13:19 AM CDT

    Herb West - The real kicker is....

    by mosquito march

    ...the dude Laura Bush "accidentally" killed was her EX-BOYFRIEND.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:16:24 AM CDT

    Fuck Stone!

    by maxjohnson1971

    This guy is sooooo full of shit, I won't ever see another movie he makes (up.) You can't believe half of what is on the screen in his "true" movies. Fuck him. Him and that fat idiot Michael Moore can screw each other for all I care.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:18:41 AM CDT

    Michael Moore

    by series7

    To play Dick Cheney.... well thats if Michael Moore started to eat babies to gain their strength.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:20:11 AM CDT

    Give us the truth?

    by nightmute

    I expect Stone will be on a CIA hitlist by now. I can't imagine the evil forces that run the world will want him digging up the truth about Iraq and 9/11. Give us the truth, Oliver!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:31:47 AM CDT

    Herc, was Betty brany really iconic?

    by borgnine jr

    I guess if she is portraying the iconic slutty secretery. Her role in Fred Claus was bigger by at least 4 lines.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:52:47 AM CDT

    EMPEROR PALPATINE AS DICK CHENEY.

    by alice 13

    LMAO at the casting for this movie. i guess johnny depp was too busy. why didnt you get hayden christensen? oh and courtney love as laura.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:58:19 AM CDT

    I was hoping Will Ferrell would play W

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 8:58:46 AM CDT

    AUNTIE ANNE'S PRETZEL AS THE PRETZEL

    by bringingsexyback

    Yack - Don't get me wrong, I like Charlie. Watching Wall Street today, it looks like it could've been made yesterday. Fantastic movie. I have it on my PMP and watch it 3x a week.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:58:52 AM CDT

    the twist

    by crashbarbarian

    final scene - bush opens a secret document which in detail explains his role as the shooter on the grassy knoll and clearly depicts to the viewer his deeper importance in the 40 year reign of republican dominancy

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  • Mar 26, 2008 8:58:54 AM CDT

    Halle Berry as Condi Rice

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 8:59:41 AM CDT

    Mary Kate and Ashley as the Bush daughters

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 9:00:31 AM CDT

    Wilford Brimley as Barbara Bush

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 9:01:42 AM CDT

    Larry the Cable Guy as Tom Ridge

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 9:04:35 AM CDT

    Eddie Murphy as a white guy playing John Ashcroft

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 9:05:21 AM CDT

    CrashBarbarian

    by potsmokinalien

    it was his dad who was the shooter... google it.. you'll be glad you did

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:14:02 AM CDT

    LUIS GUZMAN AS BANDAR BUSH

    by bringingsexyback

    Ju wong de oil, ju gotta pay meng.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:14:53 AM CDT

    Obama as Osama bin Laden...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...since they both believe in a need for the US to surrender in the Middle East. Oh, please don't choke on your panties, liberal friends. I'm just responding to the ignorant HATE BUSH rhetoric out there that spews from the low IQed masses who bow their knees to liberalism.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:18:28 AM CDT

    Drag Queen Donald as Al Gore...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Wait until you hear the REAL story about the "lock box!!!"

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:19:49 AM CDT

    JOHN HEDER AS W!

    by dr.bulber

    it doesnt get any lamer than that.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:20:04 AM CDT

    Heidi Fleiss as Nancy Pelosi...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    They do hold the same sort of moral values, don't they?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:22:51 AM CDT

    Martha Stewart as Hillary...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    They both know how to STAND BY YOUR MAN (for personal gain). And neither is very honest either.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:23:00 AM CDT

    YES, CHRISM

    by bringingsexyback

    Nancy Pelosi and Heide Fleiss hold the same moral values. What other nuggets of grand epiphany do you have in that bag?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:23:02 AM CDT

    cchhrriiissmmm, you further the stereotype...

    by bobo_vision

    ...that Republicans aren't funny.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:25:25 AM CDT

    Jackie Chan as Bill Clinton...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    This way, Bill Clinton could also be the first ASIAN president too!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:26:36 AM CDT

    ** SPOILER ALERT **

    by arcadiands

    I've read the latest draft of the screenplay. It takes place during their college years when Bush, son of a wealthy political family, first realizes that his carrousing youthful exploits must come to an end if he is to truly live out his destiny.
    Then Klingons using the portal from City on the Edge of Forever, go back in time and kill him. This creates an alternate timeline wherein our government is now far more militaristic than it would have been (i know, right?) as we gear up for what is clearly a major intergalactic war about to drop on our footsteps. Simon Pegg will play Jeb Bush, and there's rumored to be a cameo from George Herber Walker Bush, but he swears he's never even met with Stone. I think its all a trick and he'll be in it at the end as a gift to the fans.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:27:18 AM CDT

    Not trying to be funny...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...just offering a "nugget" that differs from the mindless unfunnies offered by our liberal TBers.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:28:50 AM CDT

    I'd like to make a deposit in Elizabeth's Banks...

    by batutta

    ...and Halle Berry is way too hot to play Condaleeza.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:32:21 AM CDT

    Mr. Potter from It's A Wonderful Life as Dick Cheney

    by batutta

    ...and Paul Giamatti as Karl Rove.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:34:04 AM CDT

    Hayden Panetierre as Jenna Bush!

    by darthbakpao

    Will Ferrell as Dubya!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:38:53 AM CDT

    Will Smith as Obama

    by zooch

    America's other favorite black guy.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:39:26 AM CDT

    I SECOND THE HAYDEN PANETIERRE NOMINATION

    by bringingsexyback

    She could play Bush too.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:46:10 AM CDT

    www.aint-it-liberal-propaganda.com

    by uss cygnus

    Treason and sedition exists in this country, there are federal laws on the books against it, which you can look up. People need to start getting deported. It's that simple. If we can deport Elian Gonzales by force, we can certainly do that for people like Oliver Stone. Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, FDR had traitors and spies shot and hung during WWII. It has been done, it needs to be done again. Hollywood is a nest of vipers that routinely supports the overthrow of this government and the destruction of the United States Military. Websites like AICN are accessories to high treason and sedition against the United States.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:50:57 AM CDT

    USS CYGNUS AS RUSH LIMBAUGH

    by bringingsexyback

    When he was still fat.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:58:32 AM CDT

    uss cygnus...

    by batutta

    ...nigga' pleeze.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:59:17 AM CDT

    pot smokin alien

    by crashbarbarian

    i just read all that stuff... and maybe thats what this movie will be about?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:00:16 AM CDT

    uss cygnus must be fun at parties

    by bobo_vision

    I picture a group of people sitting down to play cranium or trivial pursuit, and when uss cygnus is asked a movie question, he responds: "Hollywood is a nest of vipers that routinely supports the overthrow of this government and the destruction of the United States Military!!!", then storms out of the room.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:07:05 AM CDT

    QUENTIN TARANTINO AS DONALD RUMSFELD

    by bringingsexyback

    There are known knowns, unknown knowns, unknowable unknowns, knowable knowns both known and unknown, unknowbable knowns that can be both known, or unknown, and perhaps unknowable, unknown knowns known only to unknown persons, what was your question?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:09:23 AM CDT

    USS CYGNUS AS DICK CHENEY!

    by alice 13

  • Mar 26, 2008 10:09:53 AM CDT

    uss cygnus hates America

    by laserhead

    He's always promoting fascist agendas and calling it patriotism. If there's any executions for sedition, he should be the first one shot, since he's constantly promoting an anti-American agenda. Hi, Fuck-Face!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:10:50 AM CDT

    IF CYGNUS GOT INVITED TO PARTIES

    by bringingsexyback

    He wouldn't be nearly this uptight. That's clearly the post of a socially-maladjusted reject.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:19:40 AM CDT

    OBAMA RELATED TO BUSH, CHENEY AND BRAD PITT

    by bringingsexyback

    Obama, the son of a white woman from Kansas and a black man from Kenya, can call six U.S. presidents, including George W. Bush, his cousins. McCain is a sixth cousin of first lady Laura Bush.

    Genealogist Christopher Child said that while the candidates often focus on pointing out differences between them, their ancestry shows they are more alike than they think.

    "It shows that lots of different people can be related, people you wouldn't necessarily expect," Child said.

    Obama has a prolific presidential lineage that features Democrats and Republicans. His distant cousins include President George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison. Other Obama cousins include Vice President Dick Cheney, British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill and Civil War General Robert E. Lee.


    Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:21:48 AM CDT

    uss cygnus

    by docpazuzu

    Half the pleasure of living under the Obama administration will be knowing how many aneurysms he will be causing fucktards like you.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:27:57 AM CDT

    uss cygnus

    by mr. nice gaius

    Is USS Cygnus the name of the boat you serve(d) on? If so, you should have been keelhauled long ago.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:35:42 AM CDT

    Not the subject material for

    by nabster

    a big budget hollywood film, would work better as a small film focusing on the personal examination of the man, and the times. Asides from that, its simply too soon to make this film. History is not completed itself in respect to Bush.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:47:42 AM CDT

    HERB - IT'S TRUE

    by bringingsexyback

    Sorry, should have linked it. Here's the article:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23797072/?GT1=43001

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:48:24 AM CDT

    Tipper Says

    by napoleon park

    Al licked Bush in 2000 and eight times a month since then.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:52:20 AM CDT

    THAT AL IS A CUNNING LINGUIST

    by bringingsexyback

    Very well spoken fella.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:52:20 AM CDT

    Ollie ya miss twon

    by napoleon park

    Oliver, you missed one. JFK, Nixon, W? forget Ford Carter Reagan and the real Bush, when's the Clinton movie coming out? Hardcore NC-17 showing the second shooter on the blue dress over and over again in slo-mo. Up, and to the left.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:53:35 AM CDT

    DON'T FORGET THE CIGAR

    by bringingsexyback

    In, and to the left.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:54:36 AM CDT

    Yes, but who among us

    by napoleon park

    hasn't killed a few teenagers on our way out of a party? Teenagers, jeebus, they're like fetuses, their life hasn't even begun yet, just grind them beneath the wheels and reduce the population. Who doesn't hate the young?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:55:45 AM CDT

    BSB in regards to "Al is a cunning linguist"

    by napoleon park

    Yes, and he wants to snatch a kiss.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:55:52 AM CDT

    SOMEHOW I THINK BUSH IS A SLOPPY LAURA EATER

    by bringingsexyback

    Mission Accomplished! *Wipes eyes*

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:57:42 AM CDT

    I still don't get Brolin as W

    by cherryvalance

    He's too good-looking and nothing like W. I hope they don't use that jacked up make-up they put on Anthony Hopkins to make him still not look like Nixon. Timothy Bottoms on "That's My Bush!" was the best actor I've seen play him.

    What is Stone going to do with this anyway? When I heard he was doing a movie about 9/11 I thought it was going to blow the lid off the whole thing and then it was just some movie. Incidentally though, if you rewatch JFK in the current atmosphere, it's kinda freaky.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:00:10 AM CDT

    Reh Reh Reh Massive Heart Attack Reh Reh Reh

    by reel american hero

  • Mar 26, 2008 11:01:44 AM CDT

    I wonder if there's going to be some good makeup effects

    by reel american hero


    Or are we getting a smokin hot first lady in this movie? That'd be an historical first, even for a movie version.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:14:07 AM CDT

    HERB

    by bringingsexyback

    That's all I have - I came across that article just today on MSN's home page. I think if you Google that genealogist or "Obama lineage" you should be able to find out more details. I think we tend to forget that Obama is half-white, and not that it matters ... but, realistically, it does matter. I for one am judging him on his character and nothing else.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:15:31 AM CDT

    the cigar will be mocapped by ahmed best

    by ironic_name

    meesa go inda big white lady!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:16:39 AM CDT

    I can see it now...

    by mr. nice gaius

    You know that scene in NIXON where Stone had Hopkins looking at that portrait of Kennedy ("When they look at you, they see what they want to be. When they look at me, they see what they are.")? This time, he'll have W looking at a portrait of Nixon and he'll say, "I really fucked up, didn't I?"Heh.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:29:35 AM CDT

    Actually "W" will be a remake

    by napoleon park

    of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" in which a bunch of aging or b-list comics go on a crazed race to find a treasure buried beneath a tree shaped like a big idiot.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:35:01 AM CDT

    so if they're casting young, hopefully they don't flashforward

    by ironic_name

    just keep the coked up likkerd up drunk driving male cheerleader who went awol from THE RESERVES during wartime [considered treason, punishable by death] down syndrome having product of barbra bushs one night stand with a chimpanzee pretend Christian who ran a munitions company in the 70's with rummy, cheney and USAMA BIN LADEN as stock partners till he fucked up so bad they had to get him out to get back into black dweeb that he was.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:35:44 AM CDT

    I thought the movie was about Bush, not Clinton

    by reel american hero


    Though, a movie about Clinton would feature a lot of bush in it I'd imagine.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:41:16 AM CDT

    W2: How Hillary Clinton Clusterfucked the Democratic Party

    by stuntcock mike

    A true politician.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:45:22 AM CDT

    You already have Cheney.

    by grammaton cleric binks

    Pick the dude who played the VP in The Day After Tomorrow. He's a Cheney clone.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:46:00 AM CDT

    they already made a clinton biopic

    by ironic_name

    http://tinyurl.com/ywmu37

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:46:36 AM CDT

    Warwick Davis stars as a kilo of blow

    by dwide shrewd

    Shia LeBeouf as W's toot supplier.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:47:38 AM CDT

    I think the daughters get it a little too rough in the press

    by drewlicious

    From what I can tell they weren't that much different than regular teenagers for the most part. So they got caught underage drinking and the press and the police arrived. That doesn't justify being labeled alcoholic cum-dumpsters. Also, one of them seems to be pretty heavy in humanitarian work. Just because you hate the father, and there are many and some with good reason, there's no reason to go after the kids.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:55:48 AM CDT

    The actor who played Captain Panaka as Condi Rice!

    by bnitt

    Would be a pivotal and daring move in his acting career. Bold.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:59:39 AM CDT

    HARRISON FORD AS JOHN MCCAIN

    by bonerama

    He sure looks old enough in the Crystal Skull trailers.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:22:34 PM CDT

    Yes, the movie will fail...

    by iamjack'suserid

    Supporters of Bush don't want to be subjected to two hours of Bush-bashing and opposers are just sick of having to live in the country under him and want nothing more than to forget about him. Plus a President is defined by his LEGACY, which doesn't become apparent until years after his term is up. Isn't there some conspiracies Stone can tackle, like why Michael Bay and Brett Ratner still get work?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:37:26 PM CDT

    Ben Gazzara as..

    by nolan bautista

    ..the lactobacilla flora..you know..like in yogurt

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:41:48 PM CDT

    Fabio as

    by nolan bautista

  • Mar 26, 2008 12:47:20 PM CDT

    margarita fores as..

    by nolan bautista

    ..the Filipina White House chef..this lady can cook

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:49:57 PM CDT

    Kenny Baker as..

    by nolan bautista

    ..a bale of chronic..for my personal consumption

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:51:05 PM CDT

    Is Josh James Brolin's son?

    by sepulchrave

    Because James Brolin played Reagan in that TV miniseries that the right went nutso over. With Judy Davies as Nancy. Just seems like a nice symmetry.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:51:48 PM CDT

    Anthony Daniels as..

    by nolan bautista

    ..C3P0..this administration could use a protocol 'droid

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:55:51 PM CDT

    Oh and USS Cygnus

    by sepulchrave

    Thegreatest things that America ever produced are negro music, jew comedy and anti-establishment, faggy intellectuals; all the rest could have been cooked up by Soviet Russia.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:58:09 PM CDT

    this will have a low budget and make money

    by rupee88

    It's a dumb idea for a movie and I sure won't pay to see it, but Oliver Stone and Josh Brolin will sell enough tix to make it profitable.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:59:55 PM CDT

    JIM GUCKERT AS JEFF GANNON

    by bringingsexyback

    http://tinyurl.com/3bconm

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  • Mar 26, 2008 12:59:59 PM CDT

    Hey ccchhhrrriiisssm, what makes you think

    by samsquanch

    Only Liberals hate Bush, you fucking cross-eyed lunatic?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:23:01 PM CDT

    "liberals just want to forget about Bush"

    by potsmokinalien

    No fucking way, dude. It's still not too late to impeach the motherfucker and try him for war crimes. (Like that'll ever happen.) But forget about him? We gotta make sure this doesn't happen again, remembering him and the horrible decisions made during his presidency is the only way to do that.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 1:54:19 PM CDT

    SHATNER AS CHENEY !!!!!!

    by picardsucks

    MUST FUCKING HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:02:06 PM CDT

    DICK JONES AS DICK CHENEY!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    "I had a guaranteed military sale with the Iraq War! Reconstruction program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!"

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:08:24 PM CDT

    so will she make an "I'm fucking George Bush" video?

    by oisin5199

    can't believe no one's said it.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:23:05 PM CDT

    Fucktards

    by super nintendo chalmers

    USS Cygnus and Chrism, you guys make me sad. You came into a talkback were no politics were being discussed and bitched and moaned about all of the liberal politics being thrown about. Saying that Dick Cheney is a fucking creep who reminds me of the Penguin from Batman Returns isn't a political statement, fucktards. Then you fuckers disappear, probably knowing that you came and dropped that ignorant shit just to make up for your incredibly small penises. You people are the reasons I hate Republicans. Not their politics, but their incessant need to whine and cry even when they are already getting their way.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:29:17 PM CDT

    SHATNER AS DICK JONES AS DICK CHENEY !!!

    by picardsucks

    MUST FUCKING HAPPEN !!!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:42:00 PM CDT

    ccchhhrrriiisssm thinks?

    by mr. nice gaius

  • Mar 26, 2008 2:51:12 PM CDT

    I actually have more respect for USS Cygnus

    by samsquanch

    He's a sociopath, for sure, but at least he's honest, and he seems to actually believe what he says.

    ccchhhrrriiisssm, on the other hand, is stuck in a hamster wheel of political thinking, there are only Liberals (who stand for everything 'bad') and Conservatives (who naturally stand for everything 'good'). If I thought for a second that he actually believes this simplistic view, I'd pity him, and offer him a cookie, and gently ask him where his caregiver has gone off to, since he's obviously on the internet unsupervised. However, He's got at least a 6th grade education, judging by his vocabulary and spelling, so I assume he's intelligent enough to understand that such a simple, narrow view of politics (or indeed, any part of the human experience) is inaccurate, to say the least.

    So, why promote such a demonstrably false premise? He thinks he's clever. He says this stuff to be divisive, to start shit, to be an agent provocateur, stirring up agitprop for the AICN masses. He's a toady, a flunky of the right wing, bootlicker, ass-kisser, stooge. Pay no mind to the little man with the incendiary words, he does not represent the conservative voice here, or anywhere else, for that matter.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:55:51 PM CDT

    Leslie Neilsen as John McCain

    by napoleon park

    the resemblence it remarkable

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  • Mar 26, 2008 2:59:54 PM CDT

    Yes, but who among us

    by napoleon park

    hasn't gone to a party and wound up sending 4000 American soldiers to their deaths pointlessly? Oh, just the one guy? Maybe someone ought to make a movie about him.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:01:14 PM CDT

    CARICE VAN HOUTEN AS VALERIE PLAME

    by bringingsexyback

    Make sure she sings too. I love her singing.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:14:40 PM CDT

    McCain

    by super nintendo chalmers

    McCain played by Leslie Neilsen = great idea.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:32:26 PM CDT

    Make "W" like "Natural Born Killers"

    by bobinnova

    Dig up Rodney Dangerfield to play George H.W. Bush

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:35:10 PM CDT

    Super NC - regarding Neilsen as McCain

    by napoleon park

    Thank you. The last couple of times I saw McCain on C-Span wearing a charcoal grey suit and looking his age, a trifle slimmed down but still more bull-necked than neilsen, and totally white haired, i had to do a double take. the resemblence really is amazing.Seriously, the emphasis will have to be on who ever he choses as a running mate - a vote for McCain will be a vote for whoever inherits the office from him.Less seriously, McCain for prexy with John McClane as VP and McBain as Secretary of State. Give the people what they want.Gotham_Night: I'd like to see Casey Wilson, the "new girl" on SNL, as Monica. That blowjob I'd pay to watch.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:36:25 PM CDT

    Lindsey Lohan as Harriet Meyers

    by wash

  • Mar 26, 2008 3:44:51 PM CDT

    Use CGI for Al Gore

    by bobinnova

    Cause nothing human looks like Al Gore

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  • Mar 26, 2008 3:45:43 PM CDT

    Nick Nolte as John Kerry

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 3:47:41 PM CDT

    Gary Busey as Karl Rove

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 3:49:51 PM CDT

    Elizabeth Banks...

    by toonol

    ...as Betty Brant was by far the most attractive woman in all three spider-man movies. She was followed by the weird Russian neighbor girl, then by Bryce Howard, then Toby McGuire, and lastly Kirstin Dunst.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:04:45 PM CDT

    Why would that be funny?

    by samsquanch

    Yeah, a black democrat doesn't win the US presidency. Hilarious.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:21:40 PM CDT

    Xiphos

    by mr. nice gaius

    He can still be keelhauled in outer space though, right?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:24:11 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by docpazuzu

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:29:15 PM CDT

    Phillip Seymor Hoffman as Karl Rove...

    by seniorspeilbergio

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:30:42 PM CDT

    Jabba the Hutt as Rush Limbaugh

    by bobinnova

    They sound the same!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:33:34 PM CDT

    Vince Vaughn as FEMA Director Mike Brown

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:34:05 PM CDT

    lancelot link, secret chimp as W

    by ironic_name

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:37:29 PM CDT

    Penn Gillette as Chief Justice Roberts

    by bobinnova

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:53:34 PM CDT

    HEY XI - HOW'S THAT 604 WORKING OUT?

    by bringingsexyback

    Also read your brief on Gotham_night being Skywalkerfamily. That's some high value intel right there. I was wondering where that guy went after you all reamed him bloody.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:54:08 PM CDT

    Way too hawt for Laura Bush

    by fiester

  • Mar 26, 2008 4:58:10 PM CDT

    CAPTAIN OF EXXON VALDEZ AS L. PAUL BREMER

    by bringingsexyback

    The "L" stands for Looseygoosey.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 4:59:22 PM CDT

    ALEXANDER SIDDIG AS THE ARAB GUY

    by bringingsexyback

    He'd make a great Green Lantern too.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:01:09 PM CDT

    Phillip Seymor Hoffman as Karl Rove...

    by samsquanch

    is actually a great idea.

    Unfortunately, Rove probably won't be featured in this movie. I doubt Stone has the mind for including a complicated player like Rove in his (inevitably) simpleminded movie. I'm sure that according to Stone, everything will be Bush's idea.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:05:40 PM CDT

    Chelsea did turn out pretty well from what I could tell

    by drewlicious

    She still gets a lot of crap from the media herself. Just the other day somebody decided to bring up her Dad's infidelity into a question. What kind of crap is that? The Clintons are obviously very protective of their daughter and I can't blame them. These people are nasty. Sometimes I wonder if this venom is from a conscious action. A while ago I visited the Huffington Post (the talkbackers under the articles make aintitcool's look like grandma's Sunday Bridge game)and for no reason that could possibly interest their readers they posted that one of the Bush daughters was getting married. This is barely news and is certainly not news to this site and the only reason I can surmise why this was there was for the talkbackers to spew their crap. I thought I accidentally clicked on to PerezHilton there for a moment.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:08:26 PM CDT

    THE LITTLE GUY IN DAVID LYNCH MOVIES FOR KARL ROVE

    by bringingsexyback

    Samsquanch, surely you jest. Everybody (with exception of Cygnus and Chrism) knows about Rove and how he was fired from Bush Sr.'s Administration, who saw the value of Bush Jr., ingratiated himself to Dubya, became his mentor in the art of public speaking, hid themselves away for a time with Bush reemerging a new character, established valuable ties with right-wing Christian groups with the promise of supporting their aspirations for political control and wealth, engineered every dirty political campaign he was involved with to install Bush in the WH, for the sole purpose of selling that position of power to the biggest players around, namely the NeoCons, industrial military complex, oil industry, and K Street. I'd bet Rove will end up nearly being the central character in this thing.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:10:33 PM CDT

    CHELSEA CLINTON IS PRETTY HOT

    by bringingsexyback

    I saw that vid, Drewlicious. Apparently the guy who asked the question didn't do so out of malicious intent, and I'd take him at his word for it. Just a bad choice of question. But I think Chelsea turned out real fine.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:12:29 PM CDT

    I agree, BSB...

    by super nintendo chalmers

    that the little guy from the Lynch movies would make a good Rove, but only if he used the weird backwards speak he used in Twin Peaks.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:13:36 PM CDT

    Cripsin Glover as Hillary Clinton

    by bobo_vision

    She's a fruitcake. Totally nuts.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:13:43 PM CDT

    I've got good news!

    by super nintendo chalmers

    That gum you like is going to come back in style!

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:17:10 PM CDT

    BSB-Why do you assume Oliver Stone will have

    by samsquanch

    More in common with us, rather than USS Cygnus and chhhrriiisssmm? Judging from his past movies, Stone probably thinks Rove was Bush's sidekick, or something.

    I can imagine a scene in Stone's "W"

    Scene- aircraft carrier-platform
    BUSH- (after landing an f-14 and disembarking to the tarmac) "Well, that was one tough bitch of a job, but praise Jesus, it's all over."

    ROVE: "Boss! Boss! You're alive! Did you do it? Is it over? Did you ACCOMPLISH your MISSION?"

    BUSH:" Well hello there, Turdblossom! (ruffles Rove's 12 remaining hairs) ACCOMPLISH my MISSION, huh? Well now, that there gives me an ideer."

    Pan to hundreds of cheering sailors, and them upward camera sweep to the "Mission Accomplished" banner. Credits roll.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:40:34 PM CDT

    gotta cast Bill Clintons women...

    by groothewarrior

    Ruth Gordon as Hillary, Rosie ODonell as Monica, Andre the Giant as Janet Reno

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  • Mar 26, 2008 5:45:52 PM CDT

    SAMSQUANCH

    by bringingsexyback

    For various reasons ... among them:

    This is Oliver Stone first and foremost, who was once fearless in pursuing ugly truths. Now that the game is nearly over for Dubya, it's time to examine the origins of this 8-year descent into madness. Some say we need some time to reflect on his legacy. Nope. Now is the time. We live in an age of instant information. We have enough to examine the consequences of Bush & Co's actions now. We're already reeling in many ways from them.

    Josh Brolin. His mother-in-law is none other than Barbra Streisand, hero of the Left. Despite his talents, I think there was some ulterior motive for casting him.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:07:09 PM CDT

    Hey BSB- I totally agree with your sentiments

    by samsquanch

    But...

    Is a hollywood oscar vehicle really the best we can hope for, in terms of an appropriate context for examining the last 8 years and what went so wrong? I don't see movies as the first choice for a platform of social/cultural self examination, at least not at first. I think of movies as the side effect to real examination.

    Also, It seems you think much more highly of Stone than I do, as a filmmaker. I consider him overbearing, obvious, and too dumb for his chosen subject matter. I thought Natural Born Killers was an obscene joke, Alexander was an overripe piece of shit, and the Doors was a tragic shame. I don't even like the band the Doors, and I still felt personally insulted by the movie. I think Stone is a hack of the highest order, so considering that he's the guy in the driver's seat on this one makes me cringe so hard I collapse in on myself and cease to exist.

    *blink*

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:15:33 PM CDT

    Wow. Lots of typical white people in here

    by immortal_fish

  • Mar 26, 2008 6:22:21 PM CDT

    Wow. someone just gave us the equivalent of 'the finger'

    by samsquanch

    Who's going to take the bait?

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:36:10 PM CDT

    Bush and Dick Movie

    by prossor

    featuring pussy tits and ass

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  • Mar 26, 2008 6:56:15 PM CDT

    XI - THAT'S COOL

    by bringingsexyback

    And go Team Sayand (I have no idea what that means cuz I don't watch Lost, and your TB there totally baffles me).

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:08:55 PM CDT

    her Betty Brant was wayy hotter than Dunst..

    by stalkeye

    .who was not convincing (looks or otherwise) as MJ. The overated rat faced bitch.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 7:10:01 PM CDT

    SAMSQUANCH

    by bringingsexyback

    A movie, though far from the ideal medium for examining a subject, is still suitable because it reaches so many. It's a massively popular medium, and one that can be revisited time and again. I get your POV, though. I think we're entitled to a more stately and serious examination, but let's face facts. This country is in some serious denial, and that ain't gonna happen.

    About Stone ... I'm more a fan of his earlier movies, though I never saw NBK. I don't know how you feel about JFK, but here's my take. It's one of my most admired movies. I've seen it (and Wall Street) more times than I can possibly count. It's one of those movies I can just have on and let it sink into my subconscious. It's a barrage of theories and confusing as hell. But it's intelligent, and it presents lots and lots of questions. And that, to me, is what Stone strives to do. To question everything. I think it's even more worthwhile to listen to his commentary track on that movie too, to get a feel for where he's coming from and what his values and goals are in his filmmaking.

    I used the word "fearless" before. I think, maybe hope, he is still fearless at his core. I haven't been crazy about his late works, but JFK and Wall Street (especially the part with Martin Sheen) solidified my respect for Stone, and his attempts at holding a mirror or magnifying glass to our society.

    Stone doesn't need to have the answers. But he does seek them out, and given that this is a movie about Bush's formative political years, I'm confident he will have the best resources to understand his subject. In this case, I'm hoping he enlists James Moore and Wayne Slater among his consultants. If that be the case, this movie will find me first on line to see it.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:14:23 PM CDT

    Fair enough, BSB

    by samsquanch

    To be completely honest, I haven't seen either of those films, so I defer. If you respect them that much, they're definitely worth a look.

    I guess I'm just pissed that this movie is happening at all. Like I said earlier, it won't, it can't please anyone. Stone isn't going to portray what this presidency has really been about (to be fair, no one would be able to do that), partly because no one knows the real truth about most of what's gone on, the stuff we think we know is diluted with misinformation and half-truths, and besides, truth is stranger than fiction. I'm sure that even if Stone made his most 'fearless', controversial, 'speaking-truth-to-power' film ever, it still wouldn't hold a candle to the real shit. Hell, 45 years later and we still have no idea who killed Kennedy, or even the finer details of the Bay of Pigs and the Cuban Missile Crisis. Republicans will hate this movie for being too hard on the man, and Democrats will hate it for being too soft. Stone can't win with this one.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 9:42:36 PM CDT

    slightly off topic, but

    by samsquanch

    Where's cchrriissm? It's always more fun when he's around.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:02:42 PM CDT

    Stone

    by super nintendo chalmers

    It just doesn't seem like the Stone responsible for Platoon, Wall Street, JFK, and hell, even Born on the 4th of July, is the Stone that is still active in film making. It seems like after Nixon, each film cuts a little less deep. And World Trade Center? It seemed like he was expecting to be rapped buy the conservative mouthpieces, so he made a movie so superficial that the director of the Bourne movies surpassed him in terms of important 9/11 film making. Maybe I'm wrong, but I see Stone making a conscious effort to avoid controversy, which won't keep the Hannitys and the O'Reillys off his ass and won't please the people looking for an honest, critical portrayal. I agree with you a bit, samsquanch, that what we actually know about this administration is suspect, but there are a lot more former administration members looking for their post employment book deals now then there was during the Kennedy years, so there seems to be more information. That is if you can trust what George Tenet has to say.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:10:40 PM CDT

    W the early years?

    by yabba the mutt

    Not sure if that's the right way to go. If you want to disagree with him on policy, that's fine. I'm a conservative (but sane about it) and God knows I've disagreed with him on a lot. We all know that Stone hates Bush. I hope he's not going to put Bush's past under a microscope and focus on every bad, stupid, or questionable thing he ever did. Many would argue that it would turn into a 4 hour epic. But seriously, anyone's life would look bad under that kind of scrutiny. Especially if the director has an agenda to try and portray the subject in the worst possible light. Same thing if you got a director that loved Bush (if you could find one). The film would have too much of a slant and wouldn't be accurate. Which is why I think you need to do a biopic like this years down the line. Let all the angst and hate for the man die down a little. It worked for Jimmy Carter.

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  • Mar 26, 2008 10:41:45 PM CDT

    Everyone should be watching...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...PBS FRONTLINE: BUSH'S WAR instead. http://tinyurl.com/2f9fas

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  • Mar 26, 2008 11:59:45 PM CDT

    ABE VIGODA AS BARBARA BUSH!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    He's still alive, I just checked. And making a mob movie. God bless his immortal soul.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 12:08:52 AM CDT

    Herman Munster for John Kerry

    by joesixpack

    if only...

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  • Mar 27, 2008 12:09:57 AM CDT

    Hulk Hogan as Saddam Hussein

    by joesixpack

    "Come and get the WMDs, BROTHER!"

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  • Mar 27, 2008 12:14:26 AM CDT

    Dave Chappelle as Condi Rice

    by joesixpack

  • Mar 27, 2008 1:32:47 AM CDT

    Robert Downey Jr. as B. Hussein Obama

    by darth_inedible

    How could over thirty years of Hollywood film possibly be wrong? Vote Magical Black Man™ in '08 and watch your worries melt away!

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  • Mar 27, 2008 1:55:27 AM CDT

    Darth_Inedible

    by super nintendo chalmers

    I'm glad you took the time to pull out that ™ symbol from your character generator; for a second it made me think you were clever!

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  • Mar 27, 2008 3:57:13 AM CDT

    Well, You're obviously not homophobic, Anchorite

    by samsquanch

    Since you freely admit spending time on the Mama Mia! talkback.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:53:24 AM CDT

    I DON'T THINK USING 'GAY' IS HOMOPHOBIC

    by bringingsexyback

    Even my gay friends use it to describe unsavory things. 'Fag' is the more offensive word. Although I get where that guy's coming from. Being gay and hearing the word gay in a negative light can't be easy. But you know, everyone is offended by something.

    Abe Vigoda ages in reverse!! Abe Vigoda will outlive us all!!! Abe Vigoda laughs at Global Warming!!!

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  • Mar 27, 2008 6:56:02 AM CDT

    KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GAY? JEFF GANNON

    by bringingsexyback

    signing into the White House 39 times and signing out 14 times. That is some fucking gay shit.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 7:32:19 AM CDT

    re "gay"

    by docpazuzu

    Getting histrionic about the use of the word "gay" in a Mamma Mia talkback is quite hilarious since the movie, by being a movie about ABBA, is, by definition, gay in the most basic sense of the word, much like a movie obsessing about Judy Garland and her fans would be gay.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 7:35:48 AM CDT

    I tend to avoid...

    by docpazuzu

    ...using the term gay in its secondary sense ("squirrels are so fucking gay") since it's a slippery semantic slope and a position hard to defend even if I do understand the difference. I think spelling it "ghey" does help, even if that spelling is, well, a bit gay.

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  • ...it's going to be an absolute disaster. And even if it is, it's only going to be circle jerk cabaret for like-minded leftists.

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  • Mar 27, 2008 11:34:22 AM CDT

    Banks is hot

    by abominable snowcone

    and makes my pee-pee go NRRRRRRTT!

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  • Mar 28, 2008 6:38:56 PM CDT

    Hey Ollie

    by napoleon park

    turns out the title's already been used.http://tinyurl.com/2bpx8h1. A (Tatsuya Mori, 1998) 2. A (Darren Almond, 2002) 3. B (Daniel Vázquez Salles, 1996) (short) 4. D (Nobuya Okabe, 1998) (mini) 5. 'E' (Bretislav Pojar, 1981) (short) 6. F (Janja Glogovac, 2000) 7. G (Staffan Hildebrand, 1983) 8. G. (Rolf Gibbs, 2000) (short) 9. G (Christopher Scott Cherot, 2002) 10. H (Darrell Wasyk, 1990) 11. H (Daniel Simpson, 1995) (short) 12. H (Jong-hyuk Lee, 2002) 13. I... (Stan Brakhage, 1995) (short) 14. i (Stuart Sperling, 1998) (short) 15. J (Fred Cavayé, 2000) (short) 16. K (Alexandre Arcady, 1997) 17. K (Shoja Azari, 2002) 18. K. (Frédérique Devaux, 2003) 19. L (Stasa Stanojevic, 1961) (short) 20. L (Georges Pauly, 2001) 21. M (Fritz Lang, 1931) 22. M (Joseph Losey, 1951) 23. M (Christoph Janetzko, 1986) (short) 24. O (Tim Blake Nelson, 2001) 25. O (Gabriel Grieco, 2002) (short) 26. P (Jan Keja, 1964) (short) 27. Q (Larry Cohen, 1982) 28. Q (Oliver Husain, 2002) (short) 29. Q (2002) (short) 30. S. (Guido Henderickx, 1998) 31. S (Espen Sørensen, 2001) (short) 32. S (Athanasios Karanikolas, 2002) (short) 33. U (Yuri A., 2003) (short) 34. U (Jolene Gallant/Adam Herbeson/Phillip MacGilivary/Nik Mills & Heather Young, 2003) 35. V (Kenneth Johnson, 1983) (TV) 36. V (Alexander Oey, 2000) (TV) 37. V (Don Schubert, 2003) (short) 38. W (Richard Quine, 1974) 39. W (Taru Mäkelä, 1983) 40. W (Luc Feit, 2003) (short) 41. X (Roger Corman, 1963) 42. X (C. Walsh, 1970) 43. X (Myeong-jung Ha, 1983) 44. X (Oddvar Einarson, 1986) 45. X (Rintaro, 1996) 46. X (Stefan Quercy, 2001) (short) 47. X (Luis Marías, 2002) 48. Y (Paola Panero, 1992) 49. Y (Zoe Margolis, 2000) (short) 50. Z (Costa-Gavras, 1969)

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  • Mar 28, 2008 6:49:31 PM CDT

    in regards to using the word festive to mean crippled

    by napoleon park

    Gay, which means festive, was picked up as a slang term to mean homosexual and then high-jacked by the ignorant children parodied on South Park to mean "lame", a word that once meant crippled but is now used to describe something that is hackneyed or uninspired.Face, it, using the words festive or homosexual to mean hackneyed or disabled is just illiterate.And, hockingite, getting your semantic ass kicked in a talk-back about a movie based on a Broadway show featuring music by a '70s disco vocal band and then slinking off to other talkbacks to complain about it is teh ghey. Totally.

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