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Dark Horse knocks up Universal and they expect septuplets!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Universal has been flirting with Dark Horse for years now (Mystery Men, Virus and Time Cop) and they have recently taken it to the next level with HELLBOY 2 going into production. Sure, Dark Horse is a little bit of a floozy, having produced offspring with Fox (AVP), Sony (30 DAYS OF NIGHT) and the recently reversed transgender WB/New Line (300 and The Mask), but you can tell... their love is real.

Now a contract has been put into place. It's good for Universal that a pre-nup has been signed. I mean, I like Dark Horse, don't get me wrong, but it's good that Universal is protected. You never know these days.

They're planning for 7 children and the only one they've named is R.I.P.D., which will be godfathered by David Dobkin. I think they're good together and I wish them all the best.


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FIRST!!!!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 17th, 2008
02:41:21 AM
Hello
by CuervoJones
Mar 17th, 2008
02:55:18 AM
Actually
by DGrayson
Mar 17th, 2008
03:17:25 AM
30 Days was pub. by IDW
by DGrayson
Mar 17th, 2008
03:18:22 AM
monday and still no Doomsday review.
by palewook
Mar 17th, 2008
03:20:49 AM
War Monkeys??
by barneyshouldbeputdown
Mar 17th, 2008
03:28:10 AM
Yeah I fucked Dark Horse too
by DOGSOUP
Mar 17th, 2008
03:47:50 AM
RIPD?
by Sherman_Lives
Mar 17th, 2008
03:57:03 AM
dark horse is worse than a 2 bit whore
by bacci40
Mar 17th, 2008
03:58:15 AM
The Son of The Mask is my favorite movie...
by Zardoz
Mar 17th, 2008
04:28:20 AM
Ouch.
by Tourist
Mar 17th, 2008
05:33:37 AM
Fuuuuuuurst!!!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 17th, 2008
05:53:08 AM
I Know Americans Love It...
by Sherlock Holmes II
Mar 17th, 2008
06:26:34 AM
In Dark Horse's defense...
by rbatty024
Mar 17th, 2008
06:33:47 AM
Does this mean more genre films?
by Yeti
Mar 17th, 2008
06:34:27 AM
30 Days of Night had nothing to do with Dark Horse
by Sledge Hammer
Mar 17th, 2008
07:42:35 AM
Start counting down to the UMBRELLA ACADEMY movie...
by SpyGuy
Mar 17th, 2008
07:42:56 AM
Does this mean MONKEY MAN AND O'BRIEN : THE MOVIE?!?!?
by mr_sinister7381
Mar 17th, 2008
08:07:24 AM
30 Days Of Night Published By IDW
by LaserPants
Mar 17th, 2008
08:43:59 AM
Ride the Dark Horse
by bobinnova
Mar 17th, 2008
08:49:47 AM
You know what they should adapt?
by oisin5199
Mar 17th, 2008
09:22:42 AM
Dark Horse
by BrandonGK
Mar 17th, 2008
09:30:06 AM
Make a Groo movie
by cekma
Mar 17th, 2008
10:02:22 AM
Grendel...
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
10:14:41 AM
30 days of night blew chunks and chunks is my dog
by birdy birdman
Mar 17th, 2008
10:16:22 AM
Uh
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
10:16:24 AM
Serenity Please!!!!
by Belkon
Mar 17th, 2008
10:32:54 AM
Anyone remeber "The American"?
by slone13
Mar 17th, 2008
10:46:03 AM
Nah, The Comic Was Cool
by LaserPants
Mar 17th, 2008
10:57:38 AM
Licensing
by I am the most horrible
Mar 17th, 2008
12:00:04 PM
palewook - there have already been two Doomsday talkbacks.
by mbeemer
Mar 17th, 2008
12:51:04 PM
why does everyone reporting this forget to mention
by vealchop
Mar 17th, 2008
12:51:30 PM
A lot of Dark Horse is exploitive crap.
by ZeroCorpse
Mar 17th, 2008
01:11:03 PM
Sherlock Holmes II
by ZeroCorpse
Mar 17th, 2008
01:24:28 PM
Dark Horse Aliens Comics
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
01:25:55 PM
ZeroCorpse, Come on now...
by Literarywanderer
Mar 17th, 2008
01:26:03 PM
Predator 2
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
01:32:25 PM
...
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
01:43:07 PM
Timecop Wasn't Really Trash
by Autodidact
Mar 17th, 2008
01:46:27 PM
I remember when Dark Horse used to be cool
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 17th, 2008
01:46:39 PM
Aliens: Colonial Marines
by SoylentMean
Mar 17th, 2008
01:55:35 PM
SW titles have been pretty excellent, actually.
by TheSecondQuest
Mar 17th, 2008
02:04:00 PM
I used to like Star Wars Clone Wars
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 17th, 2008
02:05:48 PM
get Jim Carrey back to what he's best at: Mask
by pipergates
Mar 17th, 2008
03:18:17 PM
make a Hellsing movie bitch
by The Amazing G
Mar 17th, 2008
03:28:09 PM
Star Wars...bah!!!
by Literarywanderer
Mar 17th, 2008
07:45:44 PM
Timecop is Jean Claude VanDamme's best film.
by rbatty024
Mar 17th, 2008
08:27:32 PM
Here's hoping for The Goon
by Bagheera
Mar 17th, 2008
10:00:00 PM
Universal+DK+Serenity.....
by closeencounter
Mar 18th, 2008
12:06:31 AM
doesn't dark horse also publish akira?
by Stengah
Mar 18th, 2008
02:34:52 AM
I want...
by Pariah74
Mar 18th, 2008
12:52:34 PM

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