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Kahoona Burger eyes the Bond Girls of THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (aka Bond 19)
I don't know where or what Kahoona Burger does, but I certainly feel like I hate him. I mean. Can you imagine getting to be in a room with THESE Bond Girls at once. I mean... I was in a conversation a couple of times with Xenia Onatop on THE FACULTY set, and was terrified of being strangled by her super thighs (though I must confess, I never witnessed her killing men this way on set). But here... he had an entire gaggle of James Gals! I hope the talcum is easing his pain. Here's his report...
There I was this morning tenderising myself ready for another burgeriffic day when a bevy of beautiful women appeared in front of me. Actually
it was a report on the Big Breakfast on those lovely Bond girls, and boy is there a lot of them this time round.
Anyway they covered every Bond girl who has a prominent part to play and here is what went down (if you pardon the pun):
Denise Richards:
First up is old starship trooper Denise as Christmas Jones, wearing a rather eye catching Lara Croft like outfit. All I can say is if all nuclear
weapon scientists looked like that then more men would be scientists. She went on to explain how she becomes bonds ally and they showed
her in a few action sequences. There was a cool sequence where Denise and Robbie Coltrane were trying to escape off what looks like a dock
and it was exploding and fire all around them.
Maria Grazia Cucinotta:
Well that name is a mouthful but she is the main Bond bad girl, and as she said she is not interested in Bond she just wants to kill him. They
showed part of the thames boat sequence, with her power boat stopped and she is firing a variety of guns I would assume at Bond. They then
moved to a scene where she is in a hot air ballon trying to escape, this looked to be all part of the same Thames river sequence.
Serena Scott Thomas:
For this movie they also seemed to have given him a minor love interest like the language tutor in oxford in the last movie. This time round the
minor love interest is from an MI6 doctor called Molly Warmflat. They showed a scene where M says "I see the good doctor has cleared you,
notes you have exceptional stamina!" to which Moneypenny says "I am sure she was touched by his dedication" :)
Sophie Marceau:
Lastly and by no means least is the sultry Elektra, they started off by showing her at a funeral with M. They then progressed to a bedroom
scene where her and Bond where having a heart to heart. She describes how she is a rich women that has to be strong and that she falls in love
with Bond revealing her softer side (again to joke intended). During the bedroom scene she asks Bond who is trying to kill her, Bond says "You
will be safe with me" she says "I do not want to be safe" he then finishes with "I will be back soon" and then leaves the room.
Once again they tried to explain how its not as sexist as it used to be as they have to make him more a nineties man. But how many men run
around with nuclear scientists dressed like laura croft, and how many men get 3 beautiful women. I have a hard enough time keeping one, but
then again its what we all love Bond for his tradionalism!!
Well someone has just asked for me without the mayo so I gotta go,
Kahoona Burger
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This is with out a doubt the best line up of amazingly hot women ever selected in my opinion for a bond film. Sophie Marceau is so icredibly hot, and I am looking forward to this film very very much. With the exception of Q leaving this will be considered one of the best. I think Peirce Rocks as Bond, and where no one will replace Connery, Peirce is the ultimate Bond. If anybody knows how many he is under contract to do that would be great if you would let me know.
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To answer your question Mr. Templar, Pierce signed for 3 but had an option for a forth pending on how will the 3 went. In a few interviews he even mentioned a 5 one. I think that pierce has the potential to be as good, not better, just as good as Connery!!
Kahoona out -
You had to know this guy sucked ass when he couldn't even spell "Kahuna" right. That is all...
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Which one of these Bond girls is going to be in Playboy?
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Harry,
All Kahoona does (and this isn't knocking it) is watch TV! The Big Breakfast is a TV show here in the 53rd state of Americaloobaa dooba.... Remember I know where the Elephant man lives... I can tell you that Goldie, a drum and bass DJ/popstar - ex Mr Bjork Gottsmuundor is enjoying this film thing, I overheard him in the Vibe Bar and thats in Brick Lane innit mate. The Elephant man is going. Watch him as he goes.....
And James Bond sucks ya know -
Harry,
All Kahoona does (and this isn't knocking it) is watch TV! The Big Breakfast is a TV show here in the 53rd state of Americaloobaa dooba.... Remember I know where the Elephant man lives... I can tell you that Goldie, a drum and bass DJ/popstar - ex Mr Bjork Gottsmuundor is enjoying this film thing, I overheard him in the Vibe Bar and thats in Brick Lane innit mate. The Elephant man is going. Watch him as he goes.....
And James Bond sucks ya know -
Harry,
All Kahoona does (and this isn't knocking it) is watch TV! The Big Breakfast is a TV show here in the 53rd state of Americaloobaa dooba.... Remember I know where the Elephant man lives... I can tell you that Goldie, a drum and bass DJ/popstar - ex Mr Bjork Gottsmuundor is enjoying this film thing, I overheard him in the Vibe Bar and thats in Brick Lane innit mate. The Elephant man is going. Watch him as he goes.....
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Well Johnny Utah thank the fuck very much for correcting me!! I would have never known that kahoona was spelt kahuna, its a private joke that I have with my friends. Which is why it is spelt different dipshit!!
well walk home or mr.spency I happen to know someone who works for goldies record label who said exactly the same but it is not really worth mentioning. As for just reporting off of the tellie look at any of my damn reports about bond 19 and you will see that they all have references to the big breakfast. I do not believe in passing off information as mine when it comes from elsewhere hence the reference!!
At the end of the day you bitter bastards I am just reporting something I saw that people outside of britain could not see. I had not realised that this is an offence. So just get a damn life and read stuff and chill out!! Damn do not get so stressed man!!
Kahoona out, not kahuna, Kahoona -
Get some punctuation, you ignoramus - I can barely read your reports; they scan like the ramblings of a moron.
Kahoona Burger? Big fat Mamma Burger, more like - you ooze stupidity. -
...on those mammary glands.
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About Denise's 'talents':
a-Anyone who thinks Troopers is a measure of acting ability didn't get the movie. They were SUPPOSED to act wooden and one dimensional! Or did I just miss the scene where Jonny Rico reflects morosely on the carnage around him and the loss of all his friends and comrades? b-If you want a better indication of her acting ability, watch Wild Things..... -
Wasn't Van Outen supposed to be in this too as a Bond girl? Any light on this subject, Kahoona? Anyway, I like the thought of a "Big Kahoona" franchise; like "A&W". "Big Kahoona", "Big Mama Kahoona", "Teen Kahoona" amd "Baby Kahoona" burgers. I'm hungry!
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Harry, read the article a little more carefully next time. He was not in a room with the Bond Girls. Probably just wrote that so you could name-drop.
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Man, aren't James Bond movies awesome? I never get tired of a cool guy getting to fuck shit up and then screw hot babes. I love it....
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Brosnan's a nice looking guy for a TV commercial about James Bond, but as for anything else? C'mon. You really can only look to the first couple of movies for the greatness of a world weary government appointed assassin and covert agent who carries the weight of a large number of kills around with him, even into bed. Re: Denise Richards acting ability ... this is only a theoretical entity and can only be discussed as such. Re: Denise Richards' bounteous and pendulous tits. These are large and photogenic and if you go into the pornography section of almost any video store and you have two dollars (on a Tuesday or a Thursday) you can see more just like them. But it is somewhat sad how quickly we're disposing of our photogenic young starlets these days, though, isn't it? Denise will be playing a mom on Lifetime in eighteen months against the lead singer from Kajagoogoo. But back to Bond. This series is now silly, irrelevant and over. Has been for quite some time, hasn't it? People like to go out for a bit of dumb fun, but has any series of films become more or a cookie cutter number crunching craptacular? They should just not bother putting it out and then just tell us it made 90 to 110 million dollars ... who anyone really notice the difference if this particular overwrought piece of dog do didn't make it out? Would society suffer in any way?
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I love Bond as much as the next broad (probably more, having seen all the 007 movies multiple times, except the shitty Moonraker), but I'm starting to think that maybe it's time the put the franchise out of its misery. Tomorrow Never Dies really bit, despite cool hardware and the very, very hot Pierce Brosnan (although I thought Goldeneye was pretty good). Of course, as long as the series continues to be a cash cow, we'll keep seeing a new Bond flick every summer or so. BTW, I don't think that Lazenby was better than Brosnan. The best thing you could say about George was that he wore clothes well (managed to appear onscreen in a kilt without looking stupid, I'll give him that; I guess it's because he started out as a model). I have more of a problem with Roger Moore, who was charming and a good actor but way too old and flabby for my tastes. You think there's an outrageous age difference between Pierce and Denise? Check out ol' Rog romancing Tanya Roberts in A View to a Kill. Makes me kinda ill; I mean, what was he, like 60 years old? Also, am I the only 007 fan who thinks Timothy Dalton was underrated?
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I hate to see people who have no interest in Bond films come here and make their nasty remarks about the franchise.You are the same ones who spent money to see Batman and Robin.Go get a life and leave this area to people who want to make sensible comments!
On the issue of Timothy Dalton, he failed as Bond because people prefer to see him as the bad guy rather than the hero; man he almost killed the franchise! On the matter of TND the producers forgot to get a script so we ended up with Johnathan Pryce's ridiculous rantings and a page of dialogue total for Brosnan's Bond character.Lastly i hope the producers stick with Pierce until he gets a flabby as Moore got because he is the best one to play Bond right now. -
with all due respect to kahuna most of this video is on the official site as well.
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