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MAX PAYNE Gets THAT 70s Babe!!

Merrick here...
Mila Kunis, who played the ultra-high-maintenance-but-frequently-hot-and-most often-bitchy Jackie Burkhart on THAT 70s SHOW will star opposite Mark Wahlberg in the forthcoming MAX PAYNE for Fox. This is an adaptation of the video game series of the same name.
Kunis...
...will play an assassin who teams up with the title character to avenge her sister's death. Wahlberg plays Payne, a cop haunted by the tragic loss of his family who finds himself in the thick of a conspiracy when he investigates a series of murders.
...says THIS ARTICLE in Variety. Kunis also appears in the soon-to-be-released FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL.

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  • March 10, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    that's a nice pic

    by just pillow talk

    I would change my name to Max for her.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Those tits are airbrushed

    by SkiBum

  • March 10, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    I was just gonna talk s*** about Mila...

    by SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    ..then I saw that picture. Ah fuck it, I still won't see this POS.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Whoa

    by dancinggopher01

    Jesus christ when the fuck did she get hot?

  • March 10, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    Can't possibly be worse than "American Psycho 2" at least. Get that airbrush a job on the fx-department.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Best work of her career

    by superduper3000

    That photo is, absolutely, the best work of her entire career. It's never going to get any better than this, folks, so you might as well enjoy it now! <BR> <BR> Great work, Mila...thanks for all the memories! <BR> <BR> Bone Movie!<BR> <BR> http://tinyurl.com/ytojvf

  • March 10, 2008, 11:39 a.m. CST

    That's a total photoshop job

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I could have done better. Anyone could have. Hey pillow, whoever this chick is, I'm going to hire her to clean my attic. Then I'll send her over to your place.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    I agree 100% Pillow

    by Kloipy

    that's a hot ass picture

  • March 10, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    sorry Abom, she's been at my place giving

    by just pillow talk

    it the once over, and she's going to be giving me my bath shortly. She won't be over to your place until tomorrow morning. Er, better make that evening. She's not a big fan of Hoth.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    They should cast Roger Moore Payne as the villain.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    wahlberg

    by tailgunner111

    i don't think wahlberg has it in him to be max payne. i pictured clive owen in it, but he did a max paynish role in sin city, so

  • March 10, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    not just airbrushed

    by Bouncy X

    yes its sad i looked this closely but, it seems to me the whole cleavage was added, the outline of the black looks sorta cheap like. i think its a real photo and she wore that outfit but it either didnt have a cleavage opening at all or it doesnt look like that. either way i've always found her quite yummy, even after i realized she was just 14 in the show's first season. mmm jailbait

  • March 10, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Eric Bana

    by DonnieDorko

    A better choice for Max Payne?

  • March 10, 2008, 11:50 a.m. CST

    So all a woman needs to do...

    by Johnno

    Is show a little more skin and BOOM! She's immediatedly hot and you all love her? Not that I'm saying she's ugly... but whatever... And are they making up their own story for Max? I don't recall a female sidekick until the second game and I'm sure that wasn't the back story... Anyway, I honestly don't know what I'm expecting from this flick... I liked the first game though.

  • March 10, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Max Power doesn't snuggle...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...you just strap yourself in and feel the "G's!!!"<p> Yeah, it's the wrong Max; but what the heck? A good Simpsons reference never hurt anyone.<p> That Mila Kunis photo = BOING!!!!

  • March 10, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    MONA!!!!

    by avenger147

  • March 10, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    JACKIE!!...WE MISSED YOU!!

    by FlickaPoo

  • March 10, 2008, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Johnno

    by just pillow talk

    so what's your point?

  • March 10, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    will this movie be a special feature on the Hitman DVD?

    by Spandau Belly

    If not, it will be part of a bargain bin double feature deal within a year. I got this awesome Stallone pack with Over The Top, Tango & Cash, Demolition Man, and The Specialist for $12.00

  • March 10, 2008, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Who cares if it's real.

    by DonnieDorko

    They can make more fakes and show them right after eachother. It will look like she moves.

  • March 10, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    I KNOW WHY

    by DonnieDorko

    I figured it out.. If you compare Max Payne's voice in the game with Whalberg's ... Mila Kunis as "the girl" makes sense...

  • March 10, 2008, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Macaulay Culkin taps that?

    by slder78

    he must have done something awesome in a previous life to be given so much for doing so little as slapping his hands to his face.

  • March 10, 2008, 12:17 p.m. CST

    What kind of world...

    by Don Lockwood

    ...do we live in where the Home Alone kid gets to fuck that whenever he wants? Sad, really. <p> I pictured Clive Owen or Jason Statham, not Mark Wahlberg. Oh well, it's a video game movie. Did you expect quality?

  • March 10, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    She'll be a great mona.

    by Rufus

    Can't wait.

  • March 10, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Mysterious Yobo...what's the matter?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...got a weak stomach?...be a man and take a bite......mmmmm, kebabs....

  • March 10, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    SISTER??? WAHLBERG??? FUCK THIS!

    by Proman1984

    The game was awesome and it deserves fucking better!

  • March 10, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    mmmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    Greasy Kunis..

  • March 10, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Max Pillow Talk?

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    This could be the start of a new era for you, buddy, with your vigorous new name, just like when Homer changed his name to Max Power. Over-shoot the extreme!<p>As to the film, if this is based on a videogame, we all know, unfortunately, how it is going to turn out. Marky Mark deserves better than that.

  • March 10, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Bunch of fuckwits...

    by LordPorkington

    Real or not real? Airbrushed or photoshopped? You're talking like you're going to actually meet her, and when you do, it'll be *you* who's disappointed.

  • March 10, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Still who here would kick her out of bed for eating crackers

    by indyjonez100

    Not I, and by crackers I mean my penis

  • March 10, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Frankie

    by just pillow talk

    You've got that right, there will be some "over-shooting" with her...he-he..aw, forget it.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    easy there Lordporky

    by just pillow talk

    No need to get yourself all worked up. After Abom is done with her, he'll send her over to your place. Help you relax...

  • March 10, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Wow, that photo was photoshopped?

    by Multiplex

    No shit? Hey, guess what? EVERY photo shoot in EVERY skin mag, every magazine cover, and every print ad gets a once-over with Photoshop, so keep saying it like you're an expert, because you're not.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    i liked the red head better

    by BMacSmith

    love redheads

  • March 10, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    I didn't take my medication this morning...

    by LordPorkington

    I apologise unreservedly to each and every person on this Talkback. And cheers for the offer Pillowtalk, but I'll pass. I don't think my wife would appreciate a sweaty kebab shop owner's daughter visiting our place. Unless she was delivering sweaty kebabs. Plus I don't do sloppy seconds, or thirds...

  • March 10, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    VH1, Wednesday 9pm, during flavor of love - HULK Trailer

    by Orionsangels

    Yep the new Hulk trailer i just saw footage. One shot was exactly like Ang Lee's version. Where Bana is sitting across that guy and he tells the guy, "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry". Then throws him out the window. Here it's Norton sitting across from another guy. Guy out the window, but this guy goes farther. Another shot is a closeup of Nortons angry eyes and green tint. The military rolling up on some lawn in the suburbs.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Oh Kitty!! wait, what???

    by finky089

    Mila Kunis? Oh, her...right.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    LordP

    by just pillow talk

    Yes, the wives tend to get in the way of such offers. I'll make the call and cancel your sweaty kebab delivery, special order #4.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Photoshopped pic

    by DeSandman

    That picture was from the cover of the December 2005 issue of Stuff magazine. They did a crappy job of editing it. The cover says "Mila Kunis Dares You to Look!"

  • March 10, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Mila Kunis is super hot

    by hst666

    I don't know what you clowns are thinking of. She's vertically challenged, but that is it.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    And also..

    by DonnieDorko

    She sounds like Lisa Simpson after a cigarette, but other than that..

  • March 10, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    hst666

    by necgray

    The vertically challenged aspect is a bonus for some of us. Kunis is second on my Ridiculous Celebrity Crush list, surpassed only by Alicia Keys. If Mila was a talented musician, she'd top Alicia. Hmm... Mila Kunis topping Alicia Keys... I have to go now... to... um... maaaas... tur... um... bate. Damn! I mean mas... TUR... bate. Double damn.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    necgray

    by just pillow talk

    Now *that* sounds like an excellent movie: Celebrity Crush starring Mila Kunis and Alicia Keys. There would of course be multiple sequels with various hot celebrity chicks. Talk about sequels never getting old...

  • March 10, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Celebrity Crush II

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    If they agree to make Celebrity Crush II starring Scarlett Johansson and Isla Fisher, I will send them my money for it now, before they've even started filming.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    ----

    by The Real MiraJeff

    i'd say something if I wasn't drooling all over myself. She's either with Big Mac cuz he lives up to his name in bed, or she just knows he can defend a home really well from two bumbling burglars.

  • March 10, 2008, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    I thought he was homo and alone, damn kebab-eating babyface.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    we've actually already got the "script" ready for CC III

    by just pillow talk

    Kate Beckingsdale and Salma Hayek....guest appearances by Eva Green and Maria Bello in her cheerleader outfit. Unlike Spidey 3, you can't have enough "villains" in this movie.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    even if you don't, still watch more porn

    by just pillow talk

  • March 10, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    She doesn't do it for me as Mona Sax.

    by Southpaw Samurai

    Although she's not a dark haired/eyed beauty, Laura Prepon would've been the one out of the two main 70's Show females that I'd imagine as Mona Sax (the name of said character in the game). Neither are ideal. Then again, while I give Mark Wahlberg more credit than some and he could look the part, I'm not sure if he's going to be able to carry the whole mopey, film-noir type narration the movie SHOULD have if it's going to be true at all to the game... Then again, I'm expecting a Hollywood film adaptation of a video game to be true to its roots... or even remotely good.....

  • March 10, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Meh. Pornotrash.

    by wowsah156

    Nah. More stereotype casting from drug addled Fox executives who watch waaay too much gonzo porn and shove too much coke up their schnauser. This will SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Looks Like Miley Cyrus in Six Years!

    by bobinnova

    A guy can wish....

  • March 10, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I like Mila Kunis, but I don't buy her as Mona Sax either.

    by Reel American Hero

    I'd always pegged someone a little older in the role (at the time were they to make a movie) like Monica Belluci or someone along those lines. I wonder if the movie will have those trippy hallucination sequences from the video game, or the revelation Max has while tripping balls off the Valkyr that all this is a video game, (or movie, as it would be in that case). Thought that was a nice touch in the game.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:25 p.m. CST

    She looks like the female lead from max headroom.

    by Diagnostic

    Make that movie while your at it.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST

    One of the top 5 chicks on the planet

    by TallBoy66

    Hot hot hot! Fap fap fap!! Ahhhhhhh...

  • March 10, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Celebrity Bathing

    by necgray

    I had an idea once for a reality TV show that would be celebrities bathing each other. Mila bathing Alicia sounds like a good episode. Speaking of Monica Bellucci, she would be good for bathing Asia Argento in an All-Italian episode...

  • March 10, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    negray, that'll be part of the international week

    by just pillow talk

    episodes. They'll also be a MILF week.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Damn!She`s HOT........

    by travis-dane

    yummie....

  • March 10, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    This Talkback-summary version

    by Reel American Hero

    This talkback, or any AICN talkback, can be broken down into four groups. It's been pointed out plenty of times before, but for those that haven't seen it, here's any talkback in one simple post. Any talkback can be divided into four categories. These are: Group 1: This movie/the actress/actor/writer/director/studio sucks and/or will suck! Group 2: This actress is so hot I masturbate constantly to her pictures/I would fuck her sideways on a donkey. Group 3: The person who posted before me sucks and is gay and or retarded. Group 4: Actual comment or opinion on the subject. Tell me I'm not wrong.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Reel American Hero is gay

    by just pillow talk

    Now to read his post...he-he...

  • March 10, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    "I would fuck her sideways on a donkey".....

    by travis-dane

    funky Mr.Hero.

  • March 10, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Mysterious Yobo,I thought you are her Pimp.....

    by travis-dane

    You have my 20!

  • March 10, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Keanu Reeves for Max Payne

    by skywalkerfamily

    Or Keifer Sutherland.

  • March 10, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    Can't get past Mila's irritatingly whiny voice from That Show

    by tylerzero

  • March 10, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    I would like to pump her kunis!

    by Zardoz

    fo' shizzle!

  • March 10, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Actually

    by bobinnova

    Max Payne will suck unless Mila Kunis goes down on a retarded bi-sexual donkey. Was that too gay? Did I hit all four groups?

  • March 10, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Still can't believe that's Meg from Family Guy!

    by danowen

    Wowzers.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    i always imagined max payne as

    by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed

    michael biehn. mark wahlberg has about as much reach as an actor as ice cube does. "ok mark, in this scene i just need you to give me... you know what, fuck it... just give me angry again."

  • March 10, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    You know who I always thought could play a good Mona?

    by Jackie Boy

    Demi moore. Like, 15 years ago Demi Moore, but tell me that she doesn't look just like her. Marky Mark doesn't do it for me as Payne, but I can't really think of someone to replace him with. Too bad this movie's gonna suck though- it's a studio movie. Studios won't do gritty noir, especially for a video game adaptation.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    MICHAEL FUCKING BIEHN!

    by Jackie Boy

    I posted too soon! Between him and Moore, I just wish we had a time machine...

  • March 10, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    I thought this project was dead.

    by jimmay

    There were only two games, the last of which came out, what, 5 years ago? They were fun games, but they weren't exactly a Halo or God of War. Strange.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    michael biehn

    by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed

    he's one of the greatest character actors of all time. it would be amazing if he was max payne. it would have to be dark and gritty, and make you want to shower when you left the theater. too bad they're just gonna fuck it right up.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    jimmay

    by Dr. Stanley Goodspeed

    they're making a 3rd. both of those games were awesome.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Max Payne has the most disturbing video game opening ever.

    by UMAGA

    Seeing a dead baby underneath a bloody blanket was not cool. Disturbed the shit out of me.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the pics...

    by Tourist

    ...Now I can jerk it to them, without having to pay to rent the shitty movie.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the pics...

    by Tourist

    ...Now I can jerk it to them, without having to pay to rent the shitty movie.

  • March 10, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Will there be a scene where Max has to follow

    by skywalkerfamily

    a red line, and then he falls and hears a baby screaming? God, that level nearly made me throw my X Box out the window.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    skywalkerfamily

    by DonnieDorko

    Hehe, Yeah, that level was really frustrating.. You could semi-cheat by raising the brightness/contrast extremely high on the ps2-version at least.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    The Red line

    by Reel American Hero

    I enjoyed the first Max Payne game, but every time I'd think about replaying that I'd remember that frustrating level and question whether or not I'd want to go through with that. The rest of the game was fun though.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:09 p.m. CST

    I saved my game after the red line part

    by skywalkerfamily

    so I wouldn't have to play that again.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Ooh, I hope they have those fake TV shows

    by skywalkerfamily

    playing on the TV screens throughout the movie. Those were awesome.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Godspeed

    by jimmay

    I thought the third one was canned. It's been at least six months since I last looked into it, but I seem to remember Rockstar eventually (after years of no information being released about what was originally seen as an in the bag sequel) saying they have no plans to make a third. And I do agree, they were fun games. Between the infamous screaming baby dream sequence, and those three grenade launcher snipers in the skyscraper, I spent many an hour playing the first.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The copter thing at the end was cool

    by skywalkerfamily

    I remember getting it on the first try.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Holy Shit...

    by poeticwarriorII

    Angelina looks like a Holocaust survivor! I don't know who's gone more bat shit crazy her or Jenna Jameson.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:25 p.m. CST

    "I'm a pimp not a con-man!" Yobo......

    by travis-dane

    thanks for the laugh!Maybe I go up to 40$ for some "greasy" Mila.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Yeah, the bizzare 'Twin Peaks' like drama that repeated througho

    by Reel American Hero

    All I remember of those is something involving a talking flamingo and a evil twin/split personality thing.

  • March 10, 2008, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Damn, I thought it was going to be Laura Prepon.

    by rbatty024

    Nothing against Mila, but Laura was the real hottie. She needs better roles than that crappy October Road TV show.

  • March 10, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST

    That's exactly what I first thought, rbatty...

    by Pennsy

    Then I clicked the link. OK, then; carry on. <p> *wishes I was in Austin tonight for the Forgetting Sarah Marshall screening*...sigh.

  • March 10, 2008, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Bill Paxton

    by BillyPilgrim

    is Max Payne. Game Over

  • March 10, 2008, 5:24 p.m. CST

    My point is...

    by Johnno

    Anyone who labelled her as ugly before viewing this image and then immediatedly changes their mind upon seeing more skin is precisely the perfect sort of target for female assassins... And if they can flip flop and fall for it that easily then they deserved it... <br><br>Not me however, cause I'm unseducably awesome.

  • March 10, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Isn't it a bit too late to make a Movie based on a dead franchis

    by Stalkeye

    I mean the last Max Payne game came out prolly 4 years ago and the series wasn't that popular to begin with. Rather see a VG movie based on better properties like Devil May Cry, Strider, God of War,Mass Effect,Army of Two or MGS. <p>Needless to say how I won't be holding my breath for these projects to come to life. *sigh*

  • March 10, 2008, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Dead Franchise - they're making a Speed

    by skywalkerfamily

    Racer movie. Nuff said.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    So I take it Mila is supposed to be Mona Sax

    by Zeke25:17

    This isn't terrible casting, but Mona is a WOMAN as opposed to a girl...and if you ever played either of the two games, Max was voiced by James McCafferey; no WAY Wahlberg can match that world-weary tone (and I like the guy as an actor--but like Kunis, I think he's miscast). The closest thing we're gonna get to Max Payne onscreen is a movie we've already seen: Shoot Em Up! Like the Guinness Beer guys say, "BRILLIANT!" Silly as this may sound, I do believe Angelina Jolie woulda made a great Mona, and Clive Owen (with American accent) the best possible Max.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    No no no no no FUCK no!

    by ChristosK

    To hear that they were making a movie had me worried. But Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne, I'll admit, was a decent choice. But choosing fucking Meg Griffin as Mona Sax is blasphemy!!! Seriously, this news is painful. I nearly dropped to my knees in horror. Mona can't be that young, with such a high-pitched, whiny voice! This is as bad as...well, I don't know. This truly is the worst movie news I've received in a long time.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    PAAAAAAAYNE

    by Summer_Pudding

    ye lousy, stinkin' cop! This has piqued my interest.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:16 p.m. CST

    mila's voice

    by necgray

    To be fair and honest, I also have a thing for Mindy Kaling. I don't know why, but the "annoying" voice is a turn on for me. Some people don't dig it. That's cool.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Agree on the TV clips, Skywalker

    by SkinJob69

    "Lords & Ladies" fucking killed me.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST

    she's hot, then she talks and she's Meg

    by irrelevntelefant

  • March 10, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Meg? Meg Griffin?

    by Marvinatmiddleage

    Haven't seen her in a Hwhile.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:41 p.m. CST

    marvinatmiddleage

    by necgray

    hahaha... dude. I loved that joke. The other day I was in a script workshop and one of the scripts we worked involved S&M. The guy reading scene descriptions kept pronouncing "whip" as "Hwhip". It was TOUGH to keep a straight face...

  • March 10, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    hmm they could have cast a better mona

    by BurgerKing

    But hey, it could still be good right?...RIGHT??????

  • March 10, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    incidentally, about Mila

    by necgray

    She has heterochromia iridium. One eye is blue, the other is green. Doesn't make her any better a choice for the role, but it DOES increase my enjoyment of ogling her.

  • March 10, 2008, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Mickey Rourke as MAX PAYNE

    by Ang_Lee

    That would have been the shit.

  • March 10, 2008, 7 p.m. CST

    She is fucking gorgeous

    by liljuniorbrown

    Greasy? I've only seen her greasy in my dreams. Seriously though I don't get the Mark Wahlberg hate. The guy is a good action star, Shooter was fucking great and I loved Four Brothers (being one of four brothers myself i kind of had too) and I don't get the backlash. That being said I also don't get the Kevin Smith hate but what do I know?

  • March 10, 2008, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Hot hot hot

    by The Foul Pole

    She was hot when she was on That 70s Show and she's still hot! I still haven't seen American Psycho 2 yet, but I don't know if even the hotness of Mila Kunis could make me sit through a direct-to-DVD sequel...

  • March 10, 2008, 8:03 p.m. CST

    If All Studios Care About Is Making Money....

    by skoobyx

    Why do they keep making video game adaptations which always bomb? <p> It would make sense if were a formula that made money consistently like talking animal CGI cartoons. But what was the last successful video game movie? RE: Extinction? I guess that one did make money but still....

  • March 10, 2008, 8:15 p.m. CST

    And it's going to be PG-13!!!!!!!!!!

    by ChristosK

    Wow...this is seriously painful news, I'm gonna puke.

  • March 10, 2008, 8:17 p.m. CST

    You know she coproduces episodes of Family Guy too right?

    by DOGSOUP

    She's not just Jackie...she's also Meg. Geez get the geek creds right.

  • March 10, 2008, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Foul Pole re: Am Psycho 2

    by necgray

    Much as I love Mila, don't bother. She shows more skin in Get Over It.

  • March 10, 2008, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Bad

    by Cobbio

    I'm sure the Max Payne game was fun and all, but I'm also sure this film will leave people looking for more than popcorn pap disappointed. Video game movies always suck. Always.<p> Know why? Because if your character in the game dies, you just revive him and go on busting heads. It's the anitithesis of drama. Which is why video game movies suck. Hard.

  • March 10, 2008, 9:48 p.m. CST

    This movie is most likey going to bomb, but!

    by wowsucks

    Damn she looks good... ;) Hope I'm wrong tho. Payne could be a fun action flick, just not sure if it should be one. typical story after all, nothing really new.

  • March 10, 2008, 10:12 p.m. CST

    I always thought Payne's face looked more like Peter Krause

    by jimmay

    from Six Feet Under. But if I remember correctly, his face was actually taken from the game's writer.

  • March 10, 2008, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Russel Crfow for Max

    by skywalkerfamily

    Or Denzel Washington.

  • March 11, 2008, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Waaaaa...

    by Teddy Artery

    zoo! Cute kid. ;)

  • March 11, 2008, 1:02 a.m. CST

    I'd lick between her toes she's that hot!

    by Orionsangels

  • March 11, 2008, 1:39 a.m. CST

    So who will be Deputy Chief Jim Bravura?

    by Bill Clay

    I was disappointed that Boris Dime betrayed Max in the sequel.<p> Oh, and a movie based on a 7 year old video game? FAIL

  • March 11, 2008, 3:21 a.m. CST

    i just fap'd

    by RokurGepta

  • March 11, 2008, 4:17 a.m. CST

    Uh oh... another video game adaptation...

    by metaluna

    ... is that the sound of a toilet flushing?

  • March 11, 2008, 4:19 a.m. CST

    Well...

    by edbig98

    The pic was 'Shoped, although she is hot in real life. Dude, she's like this tiny little fairy. I think if there was a role for "Tinker Bell" in a live-action-but-seriously-fucked-up version of "Peter Pan" (ala "Alice"), she would be perfect for that "Tink". But other than that, I think she might pull it off if she doesn't speak much. Just my thoughts...

  • March 11, 2008, 6:12 a.m. CST

    Uh, Skywalker..

    by Stalkeye

    there's a big difference between a dead videogame based franchise and a classic cartoon/anime based series (Speed Racer) which is more iconic than some obscure videogame.<p>Yeah in that case I don't object to a Speed Racer film, (although I know it will bomb) and the same goes for the upcoming Star Trek movie also as you well know based on a classic franchise.<p>And Mickey Rourke would make a great Max Payne, but since won't, there's no need to see this shit.

  • March 11, 2008, 6:32 a.m. CST

    Mila Kunis

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    = instantly boinkable

  • March 11, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    Frogger was a terrible movie.

  • March 11, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Request: Mrs Pac-man movie!!!

    by wowsucks

    Non stop action and suspense. Left turn, right, who knows. Nothing better then a good cliff hanger with those silly ghosts.

  • March 11, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    PG Max Payne = Nipples on Batsuit

    by Cletus Van Damme

    Come the fuck ON! Way to declaw it, Fox.

  • March 11, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    You Sick Morons. She has the body of a 10-year old.

    by Behemoth

    Look at her leg in that first shot. It's pre-pubescent, hence does absolutely NOTHING for me libido-wise. Hate the casting for this all around.

  • March 11, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    by glassman99

    I liked this movie better when it was called " The Punisher "

  • March 11, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Just think--she and her husband are...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    "Home Alone"<BR><BR>By the way, Troy is pretty great.

  • March 11, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    behemoth

    by necgray

    No. She might be as short as a 10-year-old, but she's all woman. Just a mini woman. Which, for some of us, is frigging awesome.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:15 a.m. CST

    Max Payne vs. Shoot'em Up

    by nukewales

    How can anyone compare these two products? Because both have Guns? Dont get me wrong, Shoot was a cool fun movie. But Payne is not about fun, its grizzly and dark. And for the guy who would have preffered GoW as a source, are you kidding me? Payne is one of THE finest examples of storytelling in game-history. They had the most movie-like-story for years... So please, compare SinCity or something like that, but keep Shoot#em an GoW out

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