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MAX PAYNE Gets THAT 70s Babe!!
Merrick here...
Mila Kunis, who played the ultra-high-maintenance-but-frequently-hot-and-most often-bitchy Jackie Burkhart on THAT 70s SHOW will star opposite Mark Wahlberg in the forthcoming MAX PAYNE for Fox. This is an adaptation of the video game series of the same name.
Kunis...
...will play an assassin who teams up with the title character to avenge her sister's death. Wahlberg plays Payne, a cop haunted by the tragic loss of his family who finds himself in the thick of a conspiracy when he investigates a series of murders.
...says THIS ARTICLE in Variety.
Kunis also appears in the soon-to-be-released FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL.
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I would change my name to Max for her.
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..then I saw that picture. Ah fuck it, I still won't see this POS.
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Jesus christ when the fuck did she get hot?
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Can't possibly be worse than "American Psycho 2" at least. Get that airbrush a job on the fx-department.
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That photo is, absolutely, the best work of her entire career. It's never going to get any better than this, folks, so you might as well enjoy it now!
Great work, Mila...thanks for all the memories!
Bone Movie!
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I could have done better. Anyone could have. Hey pillow, whoever this chick is, I'm going to hire her to clean my attic. Then I'll send her over to your place.
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that's a hot ass picture
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it the once over, and she's going to be giving me my bath shortly. She won't be over to your place until tomorrow morning. Er, better make that evening. She's not a big fan of Hoth.
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They should cast Roger Moore Payne as the villain.
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i don't think wahlberg has it in him to be max payne. i pictured clive owen in it, but he did a max paynish role in sin city, so
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yes its sad i looked this closely but, it seems to me the whole cleavage was added, the outline of the black looks sorta cheap like. i think its a real photo and she wore that outfit but it either didnt have a cleavage opening at all or it doesnt look like that. either way i've always found her quite yummy, even after i realized she was just 14 in the show's first season. mmm jailbait
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A better choice for Max Payne?
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Is show a little more skin and BOOM! She's immediatedly hot and you all love her? Not that I'm saying she's ugly... but whatever... And are they making up their own story for Max? I don't recall a female sidekick until the second game and I'm sure that wasn't the back story... Anyway, I honestly don't know what I'm expecting from this flick... I liked the first game though.
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...you just strap yourself in and feel the "G's!!!"
Yeah, it's the wrong Max; but what the heck? A good Simpsons reference never hurt anyone.
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so what's your point?
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Mar 10, 2008 11:57:25 AM CDT
will this movie be a special feature on the Hitman DVD?
by spandau belly
If not, it will be part of a bargain bin double feature deal within a year. I got this awesome Stallone pack with Over The Top, Tango & Cash, Demolition Man, and The Specialist for $12.00
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They can make more fakes and show them right after eachother. It will look like she moves.
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I figured it out.. If you compare Max Payne's voice in the game with Whalberg's ... Mila Kunis as "the girl" makes sense...
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he must have done something awesome in a previous life to be given so much for doing so little as slapping his hands to his face.
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...do we live in where the Home Alone kid gets to fuck that whenever he wants? Sad, really.
I pictured Clive Owen or Jason Statham, not Mark Wahlberg. Oh well, it's a video game movie. Did you expect quality? -
Can't wait.
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...got a weak stomach?...be a man and take a bite......mmmmm, kebabs....
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The game was awesome and it deserves fucking better!
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Greasy Kunis..
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This could be the start of a new era for you, buddy, with your vigorous new name, just like when Homer changed his name to Max Power. Over-shoot the extreme!As to the film, if this is based on a videogame, we all know, unfortunately, how it is going to turn out. Marky Mark deserves better than that.
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Real or not real? Airbrushed or photoshopped? You're talking like you're going to actually meet her, and when you do, it'll be *you* who's disappointed.
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Mar 10, 2008 12:56:46 PM CDT
Still who here would kick her out of bed for eating crackers
by indyjonez100
Not I, and by crackers I mean my penis
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You've got that right, there will be some "over-shooting" with her...he-he..aw, forget it.
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No need to get yourself all worked up. After Abom is done with her, he'll send her over to your place. Help you relax...
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No shit? Hey, guess what? EVERY photo shoot in EVERY skin mag, every magazine cover, and every print ad gets a once-over with Photoshop, so keep saying it like you're an expert, because you're not.
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love redheads
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I apologise unreservedly to each and every person on this Talkback. And cheers for the offer Pillowtalk, but I'll pass. I don't think my wife would appreciate a sweaty kebab shop owner's daughter visiting our place. Unless she was delivering sweaty kebabs. Plus I don't do sloppy seconds, or thirds...
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Mar 10, 2008 1:19:20 PM CDT
VH1, Wednesday 9pm, during flavor of love - HULK Trailer
by orionsangels
Yep the new Hulk trailer i just saw footage. One shot was exactly like Ang Lee's version. Where Bana is sitting across that guy and he tells the guy, "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry". Then throws him out the window. Here it's Norton sitting across from another guy. Guy out the window, but this guy goes farther. Another shot is a closeup of Nortons angry eyes and green tint. The military rolling up on some lawn in the suburbs.
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Mila Kunis? Oh, her...right.
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Yes, the wives tend to get in the way of such offers. I'll make the call and cancel your sweaty kebab delivery, special order #4.
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That picture was from the cover of the December 2005 issue of Stuff magazine. They did a crappy job of editing it. The cover says "Mila Kunis Dares You to Look!"
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I don't know what you clowns are thinking of. She's vertically challenged, but that is it.
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She sounds like Lisa Simpson after a cigarette, but other than that..
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The vertically challenged aspect is a bonus for some of us. Kunis is second on my Ridiculous Celebrity Crush list, surpassed only by Alicia Keys. If Mila was a talented musician, she'd top Alicia. Hmm... Mila Kunis topping Alicia Keys... I have to go now... to... um... maaaas... tur... um... bate. Damn! I mean mas... TUR... bate. Double damn.
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Now *that* sounds like an excellent movie: Celebrity Crush starring Mila Kunis and Alicia Keys. There would of course be multiple sequels with various hot celebrity chicks. Talk about sequels never getting old...
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If they agree to make Celebrity Crush II starring Scarlett Johansson and Isla Fisher, I will send them my money for it now, before they've even started filming.
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i'd say something if I wasn't drooling all over myself. She's either with Big Mac cuz he lives up to his name in bed, or she just knows he can defend a home really well from two bumbling burglars.
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I thought he was homo and alone, damn kebab-eating babyface.
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Mar 10, 2008 2:03:29 PM CDT
we've actually already got the "script" ready for CC III
by just pillow talk
Kate Beckingsdale and Salma Hayek....guest appearances by Eva Green and Maria Bello in her cheerleader outfit. Unlike Spidey 3, you can't have enough "villains" in this movie.
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Although she's not a dark haired/eyed beauty, Laura Prepon would've been the one out of the two main 70's Show females that I'd imagine as Mona Sax (the name of said character in the game). Neither are ideal. Then again, while I give Mark Wahlberg more credit than some and he could look the part, I'm not sure if he's going to be able to carry the whole mopey, film-noir type narration the movie SHOULD have if it's going to be true at all to the game...
Then again, I'm expecting a Hollywood film adaptation of a video game to be true to its roots... or even remotely good..... -
Nah. More stereotype casting from drug addled Fox executives who watch waaay too much gonzo porn and shove too much coke up their schnauser. This will SUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK.
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A guy can wish....
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Mar 10, 2008 2:21:23 PM CDT
I like Mila Kunis, but I don't buy her as Mona Sax either.
by reel american hero
I'd always pegged someone a little older in the role (at the time were they to make a movie) like Monica Belluci or someone along those lines.
I wonder if the movie will have those trippy hallucination sequences from the video game, or the revelation Max has while tripping balls off the Valkyr that all this is a video game, (or movie, as it would be in that case). Thought that was a nice touch in the game. -
Make that movie while your at it.
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Hot hot hot! Fap fap fap!! Ahhhhhhh...
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I had an idea once for a reality TV show that would be celebrities bathing each other. Mila bathing Alicia sounds like a good episode. Speaking of Monica Bellucci, she would be good for bathing Asia Argento in an All-Italian episode...
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episodes. They'll also be a MILF week.
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yummie....
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This talkback, or any AICN talkback, can be broken down into four groups. It's been pointed out plenty of times before, but for those that haven't seen it, here's any talkback in one simple post. Any talkback can be divided into four categories. These are:
Group 1: This movie/the actress/actor/writer/director/studio sucks and/or will suck!
Group 2: This actress is so hot I masturbate constantly to her pictures/I would fuck her sideways on a donkey.
Group 3: The person who posted before me sucks and is gay and or retarded.
Group 4: Actual comment or opinion on the subject.
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Now to read his post...he-he...
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funky Mr.Hero.
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You have my 20!
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Or Keifer Sutherland.
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Mar 10, 2008 3:00:30 PM CDT
Can't get past Mila's irritatingly whiny voice from That Show
by tylerzero
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fo' shizzle!
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Max Payne will suck unless Mila Kunis goes down on a retarded bi-sexual donkey. Was that too gay? Did I hit all four groups?
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Wowzers.
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michael biehn. mark wahlberg has about as much reach as an actor as ice cube does. "ok mark, in this scene i just need you to give me... you know what, fuck it... just give me angry again."
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Demi moore. Like, 15 years ago Demi Moore, but tell me that she doesn't look just like her. Marky Mark doesn't do it for me as Payne, but I can't really think of someone to replace him with. Too bad this movie's gonna suck though- it's a studio movie. Studios won't do gritty noir, especially for a video game adaptation.
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I posted too soon! Between him and Moore, I just wish we had a time machine...
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There were only two games, the last of which came out, what, 5 years ago? They were fun games, but they weren't exactly a Halo or God of War. Strange.
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he's one of the greatest character actors of all time. it would be amazing if he was max payne. it would have to be dark and gritty, and make you want to shower when you left the theater. too bad they're just gonna fuck it right up.
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they're making a 3rd. both of those games were awesome.
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Seeing a dead baby underneath a bloody blanket was not cool. Disturbed the shit out of me.
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...Now I can jerk it to them, without having to pay to rent the shitty movie.
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...Now I can jerk it to them, without having to pay to rent the shitty movie.
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a red line, and then he falls and hears a baby screaming? God, that level nearly made me throw my X Box out the window.
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Hehe, Yeah, that level was really frustrating.. You could semi-cheat by raising the brightness/contrast extremely high on the ps2-version at least.
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I enjoyed the first Max Payne game, but every time I'd think about replaying that I'd remember that frustrating level and question whether or not I'd want to go through with that. The rest of the game was fun though. -
so I wouldn't have to play that again.
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playing on the TV screens throughout the movie. Those were awesome.
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I thought the third one was canned. It's been at least six months since I last looked into it, but I seem to remember Rockstar eventually (after years of no information being released about what was originally seen as an in the bag sequel) saying they have no plans to make a third. And I do agree, they were fun games. Between the infamous screaming baby dream sequence, and those three grenade launcher snipers in the skyscraper, I spent many an hour playing the first.
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I remember getting it on the first try.
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Angelina looks like a Holocaust survivor! I don't know who's gone more bat shit crazy her or Jenna Jameson.
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thanks for the laugh!Maybe I go up to 40$ for some "greasy" Mila.
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Mar 10, 2008 4:30:22 PM CDT
Yeah, the bizzare 'Twin Peaks' like drama that repeated througho
by reel american hero
All I remember of those is something involving a talking flamingo and a evil twin/split personality thing. -
Nothing against Mila, but Laura was the real hottie. She needs better roles than that crappy October Road TV show.
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Then I clicked the link. OK, then; carry on.
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is Max Payne. Game Over
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Anyone who labelled her as ugly before viewing this image and then immediatedly changes their mind upon seeing more skin is precisely the perfect sort of target for female assassins... And if they can flip flop and fall for it that easily then they deserved it... Not me however, cause I'm unseducably awesome.
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Mar 10, 2008 5:46:33 PM CDT
Isn't it a bit too late to make a Movie based on a dead franchis
by stalkeye
I mean the last Max Payne game came out prolly 4 years ago and the series wasn't that popular to begin with. Rather see a VG movie based on better properties like Devil May Cry, Strider, God of War,Mass Effect,Army of Two or MGS.
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Racer movie. Nuff said.
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This isn't terrible casting, but Mona is a WOMAN as opposed to a girl...and if you ever played either of the two games, Max was voiced by James McCafferey; no WAY Wahlberg can match that world-weary tone (and I like the guy as an actor--but like Kunis, I think he's miscast). The closest thing we're gonna get to Max Payne onscreen is a movie we've already seen: Shoot Em Up! Like the Guinness Beer guys say, "BRILLIANT!" Silly as this may sound, I do believe Angelina Jolie woulda made a great Mona, and Clive Owen (with American accent) the best possible Max.
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To hear that they were making a movie had me worried. But Mark Wahlberg as Max Payne, I'll admit, was a decent choice. But choosing fucking Meg Griffin as Mona Sax is blasphemy!!! Seriously, this news is painful. I nearly dropped to my knees in horror. Mona can't be that young, with such a high-pitched, whiny voice! This is as bad as...well, I don't know. This truly is the worst movie news I've received in a long time.
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ye lousy, stinkin' cop! This has piqued my interest.
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To be fair and honest, I also have a thing for Mindy Kaling. I don't know why, but the "annoying" voice is a turn on for me. Some people don't dig it. That's cool.
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"Lords & Ladies" fucking killed me.
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Haven't seen her in a Hwhile.
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hahaha... dude. I loved that joke. The other day I was in a script workshop and one of the scripts we worked involved S&M. The guy reading scene descriptions kept pronouncing "whip" as "Hwhip". It was TOUGH to keep a straight face...
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But hey, it could still be good right?...RIGHT??????
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She has heterochromia iridium. One eye is blue, the other is green. Doesn't make her any better a choice for the role, but it DOES increase my enjoyment of ogling her.
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That would have been the shit.
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Greasy? I've only seen her greasy in my dreams. Seriously though I don't get the Mark Wahlberg hate. The guy is a good action star, Shooter was fucking great and I loved Four Brothers (being one of four brothers myself i kind of had too) and I don't get the backlash. That being said I also don't get the Kevin Smith hate but what do I know?
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She was hot when she was on That 70s Show and she's still hot! I still haven't seen American Psycho 2 yet, but I don't know if even the hotness of Mila Kunis could make me sit through a direct-to-DVD sequel...
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Why do they keep making video game adaptations which always bomb?
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Wow...this is seriously painful news, I'm gonna puke.
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She's not just Jackie...she's also Meg. Geez get the geek creds right.
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Much as I love Mila, don't bother. She shows more skin in Get Over It.
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I'm sure the Max Payne game was fun and all, but I'm also sure this film will leave people looking for more than popcorn pap disappointed. Video game movies always suck. Always.
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Damn she looks good... ;) Hope I'm wrong tho. Payne could be a fun action flick, just not sure if it should be one. typical story after all, nothing really new.
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from Six Feet Under. But if I remember correctly, his face was actually taken from the game's writer.
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Or Denzel Washington.
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zoo! Cute kid. ;)
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I was disappointed that Boris Dime betrayed Max in the sequel.
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... is that the sound of a toilet flushing?
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The pic was 'Shoped, although she is hot in real life. Dude, she's like this tiny little fairy. I think if there was a role for "Tinker Bell" in a live-action-but-seriously-fucked-up version of "Peter Pan" (ala "Alice"), she would be perfect for that "Tink". But other than that, I think she might pull it off if she doesn't speak much. Just my thoughts...
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there's a big difference between a dead videogame based franchise and a classic cartoon/anime based series (Speed Racer) which is more iconic than some obscure videogame.Yeah in that case I don't object to a Speed Racer film, (although I know it will bomb) and the same goes for the upcoming Star Trek movie also as you well know based on a classic franchise.And Mickey Rourke would make a great Max Payne, but since won't, there's no need to see this shit.
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= instantly boinkable
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Frogger was a terrible movie.
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Non stop action and suspense. Left turn, right, who knows. Nothing better then a good cliff hanger with those silly ghosts.
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Come the fuck ON! Way to declaw it, Fox.
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Look at her leg in that first shot. It's pre-pubescent, hence does absolutely NOTHING for me libido-wise. Hate the casting for this all around.
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I liked this movie better when it was called " The Punisher "
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"Home Alone"By the way, Troy is pretty great.
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No. She might be as short as a 10-year-old, but she's all woman. Just a mini woman. Which, for some of us, is frigging awesome.
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How can anyone compare these two products? Because both have Guns? Dont get me wrong, Shoot was a cool fun movie. But Payne is not about fun, its grizzly and dark. And for the guy who would have preffered GoW as a source, are you kidding me? Payne is one of THE finest examples of storytelling in game-history. They had the most movie-like-story for years...
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