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Seth Rogen will become a mall security guard when he finishes making his PORNO with MIRI!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I get a little nervous when Seth Rogen leaves the warm, loving, talented Judd Apatow circle, but he's choosing to work with some interesting comedic filmmakers. He's currently working with Kevin Smith in ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO and now he's lined up his next flick called OBSERVE AND REPORT with Jody Hill.
You might now know Jody Hill yet, but you'll be exposed to his great work in the very near future with THE FOOT FIST WAY. Rogen will star in the (supposedly) R-rated comedy about a deluded mall security officer who butts heads with the local PD.
So, he hasn't sold out yet. Even if both these movies fail, they were at least interesting picks at the beginning. Thoughts?
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You guys have no shame anymore. As long as it's Quentin, RR, Lord of the Rings dude, Apatow, you're reporting on every f'ing move these guys make. And you'll never give a bad review for any of their movies. You're not even trying to hide your intentions w/ these people.
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...uh, one of those... really talented motherfuckers... like... uhm. Ahem. FUCK YOU!
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Security guards are funny.
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...and i would watch it just for his delivery. awesome!
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While it would bring me great joy to confirm your suspicions (not to mention your very nice use of a classic, classic line), I must sadly deflate your (I'm assuming) well-intentioned prognosis. The only thing in my system is four Dr. Peppers and a spoon of peanut butter (extra crunchy)! Sometimes I just get a little loopy is all, and I like to draw attention to myself. I'm sure I could blame my mother, but that would be counter-productive. The source of my insanity pours from a spring located somewhere in another dimension. Perhaps even Serling's infamous 5th Dimension... Now wouldn't THAT be exciting!? At any rate, I thank you for your heart-felt post. Thank you for being concerned. Thank you for not being afraid to let your compassion show through every pore of your Xiphosian body. The world needs more people like you! The world also needs more things that taste like peanut butter! I only wish that Doc Browne's time machine was a reality so that I may travel back to experience the first peanut butter invented. The rich, creamy, virgin peanut butter untainted by the spoils of preservatives or corporate cock-wagging! Those were the days...
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no more!!!
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LOL. :)
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Mar 06, 2008 7:29:15 AM CST
After that Smith movie bombs Im sure he'll gol back to Apatow's
by harosa
After the lameness of that " I'm Fucking Seth Rogen" video with him from the set of that porno film was there any hope that the movie would be any better?
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http://www.superherohype.com/news/watchmennews.php?id=6887
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Mar 06, 2008 7:58:17 AM CST
Will he chase after skateboarders and shoplifter from hot topic?
by mike_d
and other generic security jokes?
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this dude knows funny i can't wait to see pineapple express and zack and miri.are they both summer releases?
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in the Octagon!!
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The guy is such a hack it's ridiculous. His jokes were funny when Cheech & Chong wrote them.
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...They sound alright. Wait and see for both I guess. That lame I'm Fucking Seth Rogen stunt was fucking the pinacle of not funny though.
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he as funny as me, and looks like me, therefore he should not be allowed on screen,.
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signed, the public.
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I mean, it is called "Make A Porno" right? And Elizabeth Banks is hot and having sex in the movie. Why not?
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Mar 06, 2008 4:25:42 PM CST
Yippie, First Dick and Fart, not Tits and Pussy jokes too!
by hatespeech
This Smith, versatile he is, no?
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Give Kevin a break for fuck sake. Go slam JJ Abrams for making, "Blair Godzilla".
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Kevin's movies.
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will suceed because he is in it NOT because its a Kevin Smith film. I am a huge KS fan (own Clerks(VHS), Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma (VHS) Jay and Silent Bob, Jersey Girl and Clerks 2 BUT if his porn film is crap I will be exchanging all his films for one Blu - Ray DVD at my local Blockbuster .. thats how disapointed Ive been with KS lately,
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Hmm, yeah casue outside Jay & Silent Bob he's a Cheech & Chogn esque writer. Good comparison there.
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Get a heterosexual TB name. Signed, us.
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