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The New FAST AND THE FURIOUS Film Adds An Uberbabe To Its Cast!!
Merrick here...
Seems former Miss Israel Gal Gadot is joining Walker, Vin, and company for the new FAST AND THE FURIOUS film. Evidently, The Powers That Be brought her in after hearing of her near miss as the Bond girl in QUANTUM OF SOLACE (a title even its screenwriter - Paul Haggis - doesn't understand).
This per AN ARTICLE AT MOVIEHOLE!
I'm tempted to say something snotty about transitioning from BOND to FURIOUS being a step down...but I suppose it's pretty cool that she still landed a role in a big project when all was said and done.
Plus...she's damn hot.
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Yah...I've accomplised everything in life!!!
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First?
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That'd be a much better movie.
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Or will they shoehorn Lucas Black in there somewhere?
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I think I'll opt for Meet the Spartans instead.
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Now that both their careers suck, they're willing to do another F&F when they should have just done it in 1999 when it would have been cool...
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After they (whomever 'they' may be) have finished making this fourth Furious extravaganza, they can finally get on with the important task of making the fifth film in the Furious series. Then and only then will they finally be free to use the title that has been sitting patiently and waiting to be used since 2 Fast 2 Furious: GRANDMASTER FAST AND THE FURIOUS FIVE!I'm not sure who they could get to play Grandmaster Fast, but (obviously) it would have to be someone pretty fucking cool, like Kurt Russell or Wesley Snipes or Billy Bob Thornton. The Furious Five would be a team of racers consisting of Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Tyrese Gibson, Lucas Black, and that bland guy out of Torque who was also in that Britney Spears video. The team will try to take down Grandmaster Fast, but, let's face it, it's going to be pretty fucking hard, on account of his being Grandmaster Fast and all. He's the Muhammad Ali of driving garish cars really, really fast.
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Point Break stripped of Kathryn Bigelow's filmmaking talent.
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Its like they have the same Photoshop artist or something. After awhile all these glam pictures begin looking the same. Desensitize.
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...they do some damn research about the country subcultures. Gothic and Lolita is NOT called "Little Bo Peep", whoever made the last movie. >:(
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At college, I can look out the window and see girls like that.
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can't kill this..because there will always be teenage boys who love cars...and watching them race on city streets
for every adult who says "this is garbage" there is a pack of high school kids saying "this is the best movie ever" you know what, neither is wrong -
trash. these movies are shit. i hate them, and if you like them, chances are i hate you too
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So will this movie be about racing souped up tanks along the Gaza strip making sure the Palestinians don't get in?
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whoever says this is the best movie ever is the wrong one. YEah pretty sure about that.
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I make no appologies...but I actually had some good B movie type of fun with these movies....especially the 1st and the 3rd.
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I really am fed up of the silly descriptions these girls are getting. There are pretty women EVERYWHERE for gods sakes. Just because someone took a picture of her looking sexy does not elevate her above the rest of the mortals. Oh and I'd really like to retire "hot" as description of beauty, I think we can do better than that.
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I've always thought this series was pretty enjoyable. They've got their flaws (especially 2Fast, which was a little too retarded even for me), but they're solid, non-taxing slices of entertainment. That's all they're meant to be, and they pull it off well - that's why they've continued to be popular and why more films will be made (fingers crossed, Grandmaster Fast And The Furious Five).Trouble is, the Furious films tend to rile up the movie snobs, who, for some reason, get their knickers in all sorts of knots whenever they're mentioned.
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I think NASCAR fans have been keeping this shitty franchise alive.
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I guess I can't knock the film TOO bad... I kinda like Vin.. he's not a very good actor, but he's still a good guy. But these films suck ass on buttered toast and I wish he didn't have to go back to doing them.
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They put some good cars in these movies. The movies are bad, but the first and third were at least entertaining. But if they're making another one, it needs to have cool cars. Harken back the "Cannonball Run" days with Lamborghinis and Porsches and cards like that, and I think you'll at least please more people. The less expensive Japan made cars (while great cars I'll admit) aren't cool anymore... if they ever were. Put Vin in a Aston Martin chasing a bad guy in a Ferrari and I'll be interested.
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Oh, yea. Count me in.
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Like Franklin T Marmoset said, they're not high art but I actually enjoyed all 3 of 'em. Bring on 4! And who all is coming back?
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And Universal announe the damn Blu Ray discs for these all ready!
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More like the producers have come to their senses. Vin's being paid close to $15 million for the 4th Fast & Furious. He wasn't even offered half that to appear in the second one. Seems to me that the high and mighty just held out for more money.
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Mar 04, 2008 11:26:39 AM CST
What is so hard to understand about "A Quantum of Solace"?
by multiplex
Jesus, I hate how people latch onto shit and just will not let it go. Quantum: "an amount" Solace: "comfort in sorrow"
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Although I honestly like the sequels better than the first one because they're WAY more ridiculous. I actually know a whole bunch of people who were surprised to enjoy the third one, so it's good they brought that director back. Too bad they didn't include Lucas Black.
I only watched the second one after enjoying the third, but man, that movie is hilarious. When the Universal logo suddenly sprouts hydraulics and bounces up and down you know what you're in for. And I still don' understand why the girl in the pink car has an animated version of herself on a little screen on her dashboard. -
Vin was great playing Jack DiNorscio in this Film.
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Fuck.
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Never know.
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Mar 04, 2008 11:37:08 AM CST
The first F and F was the worst acted theatrical release I've ev
by jimmay
Every single line uttered in that film by every single character was completely forced. The play they're doing at your local high school is better acted. And Vin Diesel, he doesn't act, he talks.
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header limits.
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I liked the third one too. Hated the second one, thought it was too "cabbage-y". The first one took itself too seriously, but that movie made me realize I have the hots for Michelle Rodriguez. Sue me.
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Is such a blast. I don't even think it was good in a bad way like the first one. "Tokyo Drift" was just pure B-movie entertainment. It's ashame Lucas Black won't be in the new one but at least we will not have to endure Tyrese again.
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I'd like to lick that moviehole!
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..on having never seen a Fast & The Furious movie. I like fast cars and hot chicks as much as the next guy, but these movies look soooo bad I just can't risk a viewing.
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The Rocketeer never got a sequel but shit like Fast and the Furious get three? Where's the justice in the world? It's crazy.
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I love how in the final race of the third movie, all the kids are watching it on their cellphones or something... wtf?
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I guess if this girl is involved, I'm okay with that.
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I'd like to see HER Gaza Strip.
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Get us a gorgeous chubby chick with a bubbly personality. Yeah.
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52 rice-burner pileup. Everyone dies.
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I love the title, blow it out your ass.
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...eat a sammich so she can grow some tits and ass. I'm not into 12 year old boys.
And anytime I hear someone say "rice burner" I have to ask what sort of beer they drink. lol Bud Light uses rice as a filler so it cracks me up to see bikers and what not swilling their pissy rice beer and cracking up about "rice burners."
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http://chud.com/articles/articles/13886/1/YOUR-WEEKLY-INDIANA-JONES-FIX/Page1.html
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And I ended up enjoying it more than 1 and 2. I also liked the soundtrack. That Teriyaki Boyz song was pretty cool. Too bad the fake Jordana Brewster in the movie hasn't done anything else except for Venus razor commercials. I don't mistake these films for high art. They are pure cheeseball. But they serve their purpose. I do think that thr only way for Vin to redeem himself and make money again would be to team up with The Rock and make an action movie. The tow of those bastards should have played mercenaries in Rambo 4.
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I liked the whole Universal Logo thing too. Especially since the really retarded yet catchy "Like A Pimp" was playing. That song was stupid lyrically, but the beat was made for blasting in your car.
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Sad news indeed...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080304/ap_en_ot/obit_gygax
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She's alright.
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It's true. Even Wiki confirms the death of Gary Gygax. He had too many hit points and was low on strength and stamina. Some friends tried a couple spells and incantations, but alas the ghost was given.
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It's not as trendy as it used to be. Watching Lancer Evolutions flying around just isnt the same as it was in 2000.
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Some SRTs....Challengers....Shelby GTs.....4th time watching a bunch of Mitsubishi's flying around? I already did that with Jackie Chan 80s movies.
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I mean, the first Fast & Furious is nearly the same movie as Point Break. Almost note for note, but with cars instead of surfboards. What's not to love??
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I remember somebody made that joke about Harry when 2 Fast 2 Furious came out...no reason to bring it up now, it just makes me laugh.
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Gary Gygax died. I guess he failed his saving throw vs/abdominal aortic aneurysm
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she's hot..yes.
but yawning nonetheless.
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fuck
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for all the people that like to rip a movie down by analyzing the dialogue and acting its not surprising that alot of u rarely enjoy any movie...i thought 1 and 2 were the best and 3 was so far off the mark, aside from the vin diesel cameo at the end....kinda like halloween 3 was totally off from any other movie in the series...cant wait to see part 4 and see old favorite characters coming back to the screen....wonder when vin is doing the next chapter in the riddick saga..chronicles was awesome. as for the bond title....i think "quantum of solace" just proves theyre running out of original names for bond films...maybe its time to stop making them.
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Look at all that hair. Looks like she's a lazy bitch.
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The Fast and the Furious was the most unashamed rip-off of Point Break I have ever seen. In face, besides from trading surfing for street racing and the love interest's ex-boyfriend for a brother, the plotlines are an exact match. Cop goes undercover in a certain "world" to find thieves from that world, gets inside with the help of friends, friend/ guru teaches cop about the life as well as spiritual side, they bond, cop gets romantic interest, everything goes to shit. Even down to surfing the last wave/ racing last quarter mile.
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I assume one can attach the "uber" to any woman who has won a national beauty pageant. And fellas, it's all subjective. So really, quit your bitching.
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Is everyone like, retarded or something? It's not that hard of a title to understand. Goodness. by the way, that chick is hot
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you forgot the umlat.that rhymed. Somebody give me a rap album contract.
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With Walker AND Diesel?!?! WTF?!?! NICE!@!!!
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... for the puff piece profile that comes out the same week as the movie: "What A Gal" Get it? So creative, those guys.
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Do we really need three of these? Wasn't one enough?
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i had a lot of respect for your opinion until today. now its just a mediocre amount of respect.
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...But I've got better things to do on my days off.
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Yeah, but she has smallish eyes, and looks like she has twig legs. Like I said, the type you can see looking out the window in college.
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This time the title doesn't mean in terms of cars, but actually will be a huge fuckathon between Walker and Diesel. In their need for stardom again they thought the heck and got back to the 4th one which is now a porn movie, thinking to one-up brokeback mountain and how it catapulted the two leads careers they're going to go further and start some riding and sucking on each other, with dialogue like "i'll ride YOUR tail" "it does'nt matter if you fuck in a minute or an hour, fucking's fucking" as well as attempting all sorts of stunt-fucking as well, maybe exploring fecal-play too. In the beginning they'll enter orgies while eye-ing each other and pretend to talk up naked women, as an excuse to look at one another's nuts. There will be drama too, and even some cars as an homage to the previous movies, when Diesel straps himself in a huge long car with massive Batman-exhausts and blasts around town to drown out his sorrows when he walked in on a secret tryst between Walker sword-fighting with a new fling.
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...But goody harmless trash. I'm refering to the first and third one, by the way. The second one was so fucking boring I walked out and into another movie halfway in progress.
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Long ass title.
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Mar 04, 2008 4:39:36 PM CST
tell me we're building to Fast 'n Furious Versus The Transporter
by spandau belly
And that'll be the first 'versus' movie that I'll be excited to see.Fuck, I'll write it for free.
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the way I will when that fugly Putin lookalike they've got playing James Bond these days exploits her father figure issues that upcoming math-themed 007 film.
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a Fast n the furious vs The Transporter movie, crap that writes itself
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Jesus Merrick, "Quantum of Solace" makes perfect sense. It might be odd, you might have to look up one or two words, but it fits fine. Get over it already.
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Only on the internet does criteria like this kick in. She looks good to me.
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Am I quite literally one of the solely people on this bored that is of the thinking what this movie will be wholly awful. I am begining to caveat to think the state of CINEMA in this day's world is becoming down. Has anyone within the realms of this forum seen even a single film from places considered foreign to filth americans? As anyone been able to even heard of the WRIGHT BROTHERS of france or even FRANCIS TRUFOW? This is begining to have the feeling of my disgust in my jowels. Thoguts any one?
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who thinks you actually speak that way. You're overplaying the ironic snob/illiterate angle a little. Play it a little closer to the vest, my friend. Cheers and happy hunting.
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I enjoyed the movies as well, and no they're not GREAT movies, but entertaining. HOWEVER, the "they should drop the and put REAL cars in it" didn't watch them did they? The first movie was climaxed with the Challenger. In the second one, the middle chase scene was like, Mustang, Viper, Ferrari, Corvette, etc, and the last half of the movie was all musclecars. In the third movie the first race was a Viper and a domestic muscle of some sort, the final race was won by a Mustang. Doesn't sound like nothing but rice rockets to me.
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he abandoned his stepping stones to russian dictatorship to fully involve himself in continuing the Bond series. They'll even have him fight himself, an evil clone, like from Keaton's Multiplicity.
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You know what the future is going to look like? Picture a Jewish psychiatrist fucking you up the ass repeatedly.
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for the plant to come in here and say THIS MOVIE IS DA BOOOOOOOOOMMMB!!!!!
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The Fast and the Furious trifecta!
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In physics, a quantum (plural: quanta) is an indivisible entity of energy. A photon, for instance, being a unit of light, is a "light quantum." In combinations like "quantum mechanics", "quantum optics", etc., it distinguishes a more specialized field of study.
of –preposition
sol·ace /ˈsɒlɪs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sol-is] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -aced, -ac·ing.
–noun Also called sol·ace·ment.
1. comfort in sorrow, misfortune, or trouble; alleviation of distress or discomfort.
I still don't know wtf it means. Sound kind of emo to me. -
Mar 04, 2008 8:17:27 PM CST
Liking "Qantum of Solace" as a title means you are retarded
by tallboy66
Sorry, it must suck to be retarded, but if you A) think its a good title and B) easily understandable, that means you are mentally dull. Enjoy, retard!!
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Honestly, who the Hell watches this shit? I'll tell you who, the same people who thought Independence Day & Transformers were good cinema. Philistines, the lot of you.
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...in my opinion, anyway. Was that ever an epic misfire in every conceivable way. It was almost as ludicrous and underwhelming as the Matrix sequels. "Let's take a super-charismatic character and put him in an absurdly overdressed setting that robs everything we enjoyed about the first movie." And include lots of self-indulgent digital effects of a scope that is too grand to be convincing.
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My God that was shit. I watched last weekend. Damn, it SUCKED!
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...It might have worked, if you didn't sound alot like Harry when he goes on one of his rants.
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Just a fancy ass way of saying a quiet moment. Which this movie won't be.
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LIVE FAST DIE FURIOUS!
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Stat.
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Yawn
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wasnt that bad... it worked for what it was goin for, a movie based on a video game...besides i like "the rock"
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I don't know about peace in the mideast, but that's one piece in the mideast!
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The stars of these movies are clearly the cars and the legs and cleavage of the hot little girls in the movies.
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The first one sucked, in my opinion and the third one started off good but fell apart in the last third. But part two freakinfg rocked. It was entertaining and funny as hell.
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It ripped off Alien in nearly every scene. Quite the shitty movie.
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Hope there will be GOOD stunts this time and no CGI crap. Don't care about anything else.
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Vin Diesal, Paul Walker & Lucas Black racing pimed-out Landspeeders around the galaxy. It's got to happen!!
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That would work too!
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And then people scratch their heads in bewilderment when incidents of street racing rise when the film is released. Yeah that's a real head scratcher.
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So they got ego Vin to come back? And I got nothing better to do Walker too? Well thats cool to get the original people back for a 4th film. Why not get that country boy from Tokyo too then? He can act circles around Walker.
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Because RoboCop is still a good movie.
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The 2nd and 3rd movies were mere shadows to the first. Let's hope that this film actually has some of the chemistry and excitement as the first!
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