Cool News
Zacherley Talos McWeeny is here!!!
SPOILER ALERT !!
Just Kidding! Harry here... at 6:19 am Pacific Standard Time - the Evil Bastard, Moriarty - welcomed into this world his second son... ALLEN MILES McWEENY.
Now - I know that doesn't sound geeky - but the child is obviously named after Karen Allen and Miles - which of course was the neurotic wine sipper played by Paul Giamatti in SIDEWAYS. Kudos to Moriarty for being slightly more subtle this time... but I see through this ploy at normalcy. CONGRATS - Mori's voice on my message was very satisfied sounding.
Hey folks, Harry here... Just so everyone can send the evil sub-human diseased bastard... known only as Moriarty... the absolute best... I'm forced to make all you folks aware that his second child is heading for the real world. We do not, as of this posting, know if it's male, female or something else. However, we do know that the good quality DNA from Mrs. Moriarty will keep the child mostly human.
Right now - Moriarty is probably hyperventilating - and if it is at all like last time - somebody with smelling salts will be near the evil genius at all times. However, apparently I'm now on call... awaiting the word on just how large this kid's head is... the name of the child... I vote for Mifune George McWeeny... no matter the sex of the child.
I'll be back with updates - as they arise... How many more kids can the evil genius create? What should he name the latest creature? And - should we all offer forth congratulations... and where the hell are my cigars?
Oddly enough on MOJO HD they're playing IT'S ALIVE AGAIN... the sequel to IT'S ALIVE... how fitting...
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You better sell some more scripts to pay for all these kids! BTW FIRST!
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good luck with the kid
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and good luck!
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All the best from Switzerland Moriarty.
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Glad to hear the news, Mori!
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I'd have to say CLoverfield. He'd probably be the first. Or Godzilla. Come to think of it, he'd still probably be the first. And just think about how awesome that would be. "Kids, we have a new student joining us today. His/her name is Godzilla Mifune George McWeeny."
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here's some suggestions "Robocop Spielberg McWeeny"
"Robert DeNiro Day-Lewis McWeeny"
"Sonny Chiba Green Lantern Sector 2814 Mcweeny"
"Hal Jordan McWeeny"(I know that's what i'd name my kid)
"Marion Cotillard is fucking hot and I want to violate her McWeeny"
"This year's Little Miss Juno McWeeny"
"Damn You Michael Bay McWeeny"
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Congratulations. You've kept me coming back here for over 10 years!
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best name ever
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Second greatest name ever.
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Oh the Geeky Coolness too that name alone send the chills!
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Third greatest name ever.
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...unless we knew the gender/name before Mori did, and disclosed them here.
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Damn, my wife and I have some serious catch-up to do. Second child? Wow. A good name for a second child is "Abel." Or "Dougie." Your pick.
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Ultimate best name ever. That's what i'm naming my kid, except the McWeeny bit, so I can say Sinestro Corps War! all the time.
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Congrats on the new addition to your family.
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Do the kids with normal names get made fun of in LA? :p
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Stands for "7 Pirate McWeeny"
Sindbad and the Seven Seas!
Harryhausen -
give this child a name that won't get him/her beaten up or ridiculed in school. Toshiro Lucas McWeenie is an asswhuppin' just waiting to happen. My parents gave me an unusual name, and it was HELL in elementary school and highschool, and I get nothing but weird looks from people in my adult life when they see my first name. That, and on job applications, people don't know if it's a serious application or not. So basically, Mori, be kind to at least one of your kids. You aren't filthy rich (As far as I know), so your kids can't blow off a weird name as easily as Apple Paltrow, or Moonunit Zappa. Give the new kid a fighting chance in this world of islamo-fascists, global-warming conspiracies, and Paul W.S. Anderson movies.
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CONGRATS MORI! YOU BASTARD YOU!
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Congratulations man I wish you and the fam the best!
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Be the first man in history to reverse your first childs name too name your second child. FTW!
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that's my idea. Although I do love TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION McWeeny. It has a certain I-don't-know-what.
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My best to you and yours, you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!
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Yeah the first kid too have a comma in his name! Girls are gonna love him. Well, thats if it's a boy. The name would sound wrong for a girl.
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congrats Moriarty...you are one of my favorite writers on here, so replicating your DNA is a good thing for the world.
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Two, what a fine number. Here's toasting ya and hoping its a healthy lad or lass.
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Hope everything goes very well. And my vote boy OR girl is for Klaatu Berata McWeeney. Or if it's a boy, you could go with Bruce Campbell McWeeny and ENSURE it's coolness in the annals of history.
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Hope and pray everything goes smooth, which I'm sure it will...my name suggestion would be anything from Middle Earth, of course...what about Radagast?
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Oldie buy a goody.
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Ian McKellen McWeeney
Pee Wee McWeeney
Marty McFly McWeeney
Ima Sucha McWeeney
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Actually, I think you should give your next kid a normal first name, but a super bad-ass middle name, like Danger, or Adventure, just so the kid can honestly say "Danger is my middle name!"
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All set.
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Happy for you, man. Health, joy, success and martial art skills.
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That's all I got. Unless the kid is severely underweight, in which case it has to be Tincy Tiny Teeny McWeeny.
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Stick to the formula and this shit writes itself.
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Good Luck.
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If a boy, that's actually a decent name AND homage.
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Oh why do I like that movie so much.
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Or Blu Ray McWeeny:)
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Steve McQueen McWeeny KICK ASS!
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"First" would be a great name.. and clever, too. You know, cuz they'd have an older sibling, meaning they were obviously NOT first.
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Aw, heck. Harry McWeeny's a fine name. Congrats!
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Well done! Best!
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you should make the second two at the same time to save money. I vote for twins.
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Papa Mori, congratulations, buddy! Whatever you do, don't name your baby after me. No one should have to start out life with that kind of bad luck. I'm thinking something epic for the name. Something super. Something like, Wayne Kent McWeeney, or Kent Wayne McWeeny. The former has a nice ring to it. Wayne McWeeny. You could also tease him and call him Garth. Or if it's a girl, go back to the Golden Age and name her Foxy. Like, Foxy Brown, or Foxy Cleopatra or Foxy Lady. Foxy McWeeney sounds pretty good to me. And since she'll be growing up as a Hollywood kid now (more congrats on the NBC deal too, big guy!) she'll wanna be a star. So what about Star Foxy McWeeny? That sounds like a name you can trust. And just think, in just a few short years, she'll be screaming “MARAWAMA! MARAWAMA!” too. They grow up so fast. Cherish it. And give the missus my best. She just gave birth to a McWeeny. Buy the woman something special with that NBC paycheck. God bless the whole fam and hang in there, daddy-o. (Not the Michael Chiklis sitcom, just a term of endearment.
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That birth's gonna hurt!
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Good luck and god bless!
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I went wikipedia on his ass...!!!
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top that suckers!
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Mar 04, 2008 1:17:44 AM CST
And the winner for the "It Was Right In Front Of Our Face" Award
by llghtst0rmer
Curtis Spicoli, for "Harry McWeeny." NICE JOB!
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Otm Shank: Steve McQueen McWeeny, and FuckMichaelBay for "McDreamy McSteamy McWeeny."
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McCongrats!
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Good day eh? And assuming you win a raffle or something in the next 24 hours: congratseseses!
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All the best babies are.
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We need an audio clip!
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The end of the world is nigh
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Congratulations, Drew! Here's to a healthy, perfect baby! *swigs beer*
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Name it Glorious Quicktime McWeeny!
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thats badass!
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Cool hes having a baby and all. I think its happened once or twice before in the world of journalism. In other news, I was late picking my girlfriend up from work and she walked home. In the follow up story, I'll detail how I explained that I couldn't find my shoes or keys in the required amount of time for the rendevouz.
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Maybe even slap a "WS" in the middle there
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Try using my login name too - Doogie is just AWESOME - especially if its a girl.
Also - see if you can get away with naming it after a porn star - and wait for the fireworks when your wife finds out :)
Gratz and good luck fine sir - we'll miss you around here - don't kid yourself that you'll be a regular contributor for a while. -
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good grief, why even visit now
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christ mori...the internet is for porn...use it....leave your poor wife alone
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ITS CHOCALATE PUSSY DRIPPIN AWESOME
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And good luck with that whole sleeping and having a social life thing ;)
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Lets face it. No matter what you name the kid, with a last name like McWeeny, he's going to be teased ruthlessly. You could name the kid "Vagina" and it won't change a thing.
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YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
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Can't wait to hear the name!
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That's the best one. next to my TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION MCWEENY.
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Thumbs up
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All kinds of havoc is going to be let loose in the McWeeny household. Better guard your DVDs before they're used as Tinker Toys. If you ever wanted to write a script about parental insomnia, now would probably be a good time. My best wishes for the adventures ahead. Name suggestion (since everyone else is doing it): Zatoichi Psychedelic McWeeny Are there going to be any little Knowles patting around soon, Harry? You better keep up in the AICN spawn race. Besides, my 16 month old nephew could use another playmate in Austin. Will there be a kids table/theatre at the next BNAT?
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AHHHH!
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SAM WITWYCKIE MCWEENY!!!
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McFeeny!
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to take over the world with millions of his charming progeny. Good for you lad, everyone should have a goal! (Better start eating more oysters, you're falling behind with the plan). May your family enjoy love, life, and great health. P.S. I have decided the fledgling should be named Lime Ricky Ricardo Montalban.....do not defy me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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where did the martial arts skills quote come from?
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Fitting name if it's a boy: Charles. You're a big enough geek to know why. ;)
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Gotta do it. I mean come on, the kid's called fucking McWeeny, gotta balance that shit up, and no one fucks with Chuck Norris.
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It's a boy - with twelve toes!
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It would be worth it just for the christening cermony.
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If it's a girl.Oh and congrats on the rugrat you nefarious bastard
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"Get it out of me!!!"
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Congrats, Mori!!
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Still don't mean I forgive you for suggesting THE WOMAN IN WHITE to me... shame on you! But good news about the baby though, eh? :-)
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I actually kind of like that one.....
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As for name... I was writing an address and... Wyndham for boy. Bethwin for girl. But it's your show man and you're on in 5 4 3...
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Congratulations to the family
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Congrats on the new addition. All the best. Please don't name it Kal-El, how about Mini-Me?
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i'll rent it this weekened
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Mar 04, 2008 4:13:49 AM CST
Legend speaks of a child, created by an ancient evil...
by summer_pudding
well done mate
Pete -
...to you and your family, Mori. I became a father myself for the first time last Wednesday and after a week I'm still in awe of how HUGE the whole idea of parenthood is, let alone being the parent of two children.
Don't disappoint us on the name for the new critter! More zany filmic monikers, please!
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Oh yes.
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Even better.
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Somebody stop me.
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You know, the more children you have the more expensive the whole family name change becomes. Why postpone the inevitable!
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I humbly suggest MAN IN SUIT McWeeny if it's a boy, or SEXIEST TOMBOY BEANPOLE McWeeny if it's a girl. :^)
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but damn it you must be making a shit ton of money to be able to squirt out all these little mo's. send some of that my way...
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Grats!
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Gratz!
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best ever
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You used Lucas and Toshiro. Edison and Dickson invented the motion picture camera. Why not.
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I still hate you, though.
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Little McWeeny JR.
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there will be mcweenies
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(well maybe not yellow polka dot!)
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He/she could spend his/her entire life ordering people to kneel, and it would never get old. At least, it wouldn't for me. I'd kill to hang out with a Zod. And a Zod would get mega-laid. Who wouldn't fuck a Zod? A Kal-El, I guess. But how many of those are running around, right? Condgrats, dude.
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I wish happiness and health unto the newborn. No matter what the name is.
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I completely, totally, and utterly do not understand AT ALL why anyone, anywhere, would ever want to have a child. Children had by accident, I understand, but on purpose? Why? You know they have various pills and devices which allow you to enjoy sex without spawning (aka creating more flesh to feel more pain in a cold, unfeeling, indifferent, and painful universe).
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Well done Mori. Hope all goes well.
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I was Laughing SO HARD at Steve McWeeny my wife asks why I'm chokin on my apple and I try my hardest to explain then my son who's 3 says ''Lighnin McQueeny'' I am crying with joy!Congrats man don't listen to all the folk who say it's tougher with 2! It's fucking great! we just had a wee girl and it all comes back to you!Nw Harry get makin some Ginger critters!
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I can't stop laughing! I'm gonna puke!:o)
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35824
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it's our sole purpose on to procreate! and it's a wonder to behold! plus you get to watch kids movies again on loop, til you know every word of shit like Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks... Hold on, No! I changed my mind. It's Painful and pointless I agree!
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*breaks open virtual Cristal* :)
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Congrats! Did you conceive the child doggy style? We want details!
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I kid!
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Lightin' Mcweeny, McLovin McWeeny or Max Power McWeeny. Best of luck just spare us the details post birth, some of us have already been there man!
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Congratulations Drew! This definitely qualifies as cool news. Looking forward to hearing more.
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Congrats Drew! I thought that my second wouldn't be as fun as my first, like I'd done all of this before, but it was a totally new and wonderful experience.
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God bless you and your family. Now that is cool news!
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Name the kid 2for2true...guaranteed to be a badass kid. Just buy plenty of pencils.DocP, congrats by the way. Welcome to the club!
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Cute name!
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You owe it to the fans.
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All the girls will love him!
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You're the best reviewer on this site. Hope everything goes well.
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I apologize
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I was there 10 months ago, and it's, well, you know already. Hope everything goes well for the new one and your wife.
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Put that on the birth certificate for reals.
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Might be the only possible name you could call the child.
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You can call him John-John for short.
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Since nobody posted that yet.
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or maybe arthur conan doyle mcweeny, if its a girl ... i've always been fond of Cocaine
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I'm just here for the movie reviews.
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I have a great respect for your writing and measured opinion, Drew. Keep at it. And I humbly suggest Krueger Jason McWeeny if it's a boy!
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Hey round just became an adjective
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Then why bother posting? Idiot.
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That way the first kid will be bitter for the rest of his life that his parents saddled him with such a ridiculous name while his younger brother/sister got the normal one.
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It make me second guess my initial post because then I remembered why I come to this site, to read movie reviews. Stupid pillows...posting to a thread that's NOT a movie review.
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and the appetizers ...
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Congrats. Hope it looks like it's mom. Haven't read any other posts yet, but you've probably already been bombarded with mailman jokes.
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May I suggest naming the child Ashley Reginald Burt-Jaa Truegum? Your child's copy of the Jarv bible is in the mail.
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CONGRATS MORI !!!
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She digs guys in brown.
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Moriaty, congrats on the 2nd kid!
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Mar 04, 2008 7:29:16 AM CST
That was weird, I didn't even read the article
by grammaton cleric binks
I thought I was being clever with the It's Alive reference, but I got owned. Guess I need to stop skimming these and read.
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All the best to Mori and the family..
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Burt "Silver Flame" Jaagummer
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I know how you like Asian names.
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Congrats Mori.
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and I just wanted to say congratulations to Mori. We'll send a squad over to administer an e-meter to your child forthwithly, and if need be, give you a purification rundown.
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Mar 04, 2008 7:31:42 AM CST
Wasn't doing talkbacks when you had your first child so . . .
by chewyou812
May your second child be a masculine child.
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How's your wife and my kids.
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it's been taken. Nick Cage - weirdo, or king of us geeks?
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You know Bruce is king.
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Keeping the geek torch alive until the rest of us finally get around to the whole "woman" thing. Congrats!
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Nice job brother!
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and whoever won, he would name his kid after that user's name. Unfortunatly he might end up with
Danny_Glovers_Dickblood McWeeny -
never understood the Bruce worship. To each their own I guess. I mean I love all the Evil Dead movies, and the Spidey cameos. I'd shop at Save Mart if we had one around here, but I'm just not that into the guy. I still need to get around to seeing Bubba Ho Tep.
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He'll make more money than Pat Robertson!
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Bruce forgives you. I haven't seen Bubba Ho Tep either. I hope he doesn't smite me for it.
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The B stands for Boopsy
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and that is Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2:dead by dawn, and Army of Darkness:Evil Dead in the dark ages
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Now that I think about it, and I'm serious here, I wonder why is is blasphemy to Muslims if you draw a picture of Mohammed, but it's okay to name you kid Mohammed. I mean isn't it sort of the same thing?
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they're not on my all time favorite list. You know my favorite of course. Oh wait, yes, I've got it. Here we go....
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you can draw a funny mustache on him.
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he shoots...
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It could be I Kick Tits McWeeny
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With a last name like McWeeny you need a strong first name. Nobody messes with the Grammaton Clerics..if they want to live that is, and especially not Preston.
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That's just mean.
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it could also be
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I just shuddered
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Might set off alarms at the school though.
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Equilibrium Dragula bitches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCsRN70XXxo
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May you have a child as healthy and strong as your first, and here's hoping one of them takes up the the critic tradition someday. Peace, man. :D
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if I get either of the two jobs I'm interviewing for this week. Guess I'll have to catch up later in the day if it happens. In the meantime....
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Mar 04, 2008 7:56:28 AM CST
are u sure they are the right jobs for u then Grammaton?
by just pillow talk
I mean, they sound a bit dubious if they will interfere with your morning postings.
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It had to be said Pillow.
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I thought they just needed some gun kata loops in the morning, and off they go.
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I don't want to hijack this talkback. You're really tempting me though.
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I hope not.GUNKATA
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to baby #2!
How about "Hans," a fine Christian name.
Sorry about the lack of sleep you'll be getting for the next year or so. -
"La la la la I am not listening to Jeffrey"
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Is that true?GUNKATA
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wouldn't be prudent.
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Owen Benjamin Mcweeny...Beru Lars McWeeny if it's a chick...hey, them man was on the damn jedi council, for Mel's sake...aww who gives a rats, ehh, it's L.A and as long as he/she's healthy, that's all that counts. Congrats again to you the kids, and the better hal...wait!! Fuck U PAnda McWeeny!! Toshi's all over that shit :-
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Muhammad Jihad Bruce-Weeny
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Roy Ledger McWeeny
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Does he pull out his 50-sided die and roll for the kids stats?
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I'll try to transcend all my laughter this TB generated into good wishes! Happy Birthday little McWeeny & congrats to Drew and family.
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Comeliness? Inquiring minds want to know? Melee?
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that's awesome.
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Damn I can't get that song out of my head.
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Now there's a manly name.
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Ford-Dreyfus McWeeny
Timmy Stallone McWeenster
Jesus Christ McWeeny -
He can be talentless AND direct movies!
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And if he becomes VP, he'll be Vice President President McWeeny.
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Of course that could turn out to be an ironic name, which we all hope will not be the case.
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If it's a girl.
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Steve Jobs will pay you advertising fees.
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Please don't ruin your 2nd child's life as well with another retarded name.
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Cause that's how he rolls....
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He'll thank you for that name.
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Bruce Cetera McWeeny
Lance Mark Dexter St. John III -
he up to no good
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Please don't ruin your 2nd child's life as well with another retarded name.
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Vangelis McGillicutty
4-LOM Mc88
Vortex McYanni
Luther Cyrus Scrimm
Polpot McManson McCrowley -
He'll be impervious to hot chocolate.
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Dweezil Plisskin
Sho-Nuff McWeeny
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Mar 04, 2008 8:47:20 AM CST
ANASTASIO LEONIDAS PAPADAPOULOS ADELPHOS ASTINOS MCWEENY
by bringingsexyback
And that's just the nickname.
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Symbol = Harry's animation
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dead is better
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Look who's commandeered the TB. The Warciples are in the house of Moriarty and de Child.
Vigo the Carpathian, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Muldavia, for 300 years I sat on a hill of skulls in the castle of pain on a throne of blood.
Pencil JaaWeeny -
If you wanna stay the Star Wars route.
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Can you be hardcore AND be named McWeeny? We'll find out.
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the middle initial, no matter what the first name is, MUST be J. I think it's a rule. Like Stimpson J Cat. But no matter what, may your offspring be healthy and live long, happy lives. Congrats, good man.
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I read this on Dark Horizon over three Months!! ago. C'mon AICN keep up. Congrats by the way.
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Mar 04, 2008 8:57:14 AM CST
Congrats. Maybe Mori took James Cameron's advice...
by badwaldo s revenge
...to have a few more children. Jim always joke about George Clooney on bachelorhood and fatherhood in the past. Fatherhood is a great responsibility and thrilling having to rear children as the stewards of our future in politics, conservation, science, education and art.
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.. have them do ONE extra stitch. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
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Holy shit, I can't believe you recalled that very quick, off the cuff Bill Murry remark from G2. You sir are a Warciple among men.
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Just kidding!!! Congrats, Mori! And I really, really, really hope the kid looks like his/her mom! ;)
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it was always my favorite line in GB2 actually
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Yeah, an extra stitch or two for dad.
Kloipy, I thought Peter McNichol played a very good Janosh. My kids love the accent: "Yes, command me, Lahrrd!" -
you need to finese the ladies. then they might give them the 'ol baby batter.
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Could be cool.
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Will do too.
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Will do too.
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Even better. Congrats Mori.
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Mazel Tov!
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And it doubles the time, expense, work . . . and the love. Congrats, Moriarty. May you use your extra offsprings for good and not evil in the world.After number 2, all I can think about is how nice it will be to stop changing diapers forever (sometime in the near future). :)
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Now, get fixed and never have another one.
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But not if it's a girl.
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If it's a girl.
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Think of us when you change a poopy diaper!.....And thus, goo! - - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
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No, it should be
Toshiba Laquanda Mitsubishi T'Naynay -
Speaking of which, Dark Horizons is reporting that Platinum Dunes is planning a remake of "Rosemary's Baby". If that's true then I'd say nuke the bastards.
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there is always hope that your graboid shall find alluvium
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McWeeny
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I don't know what you've really got brewing in that lab of yours but congratulations! May your new youngling be wise in the ways of Geekdom.
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Might have a problem with the ladies, but why the hell not?
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Throw in "Hybrid" too!
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In honor of TB nerds
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The poor kid wouldn't have a name until he was four years old
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"Behold, the only thing greater than yourself!!"
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in this world can only be a good thing. Keep the opiated Holmes clan in check. Congratulations! Wish you and your growing family the best :D
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"Son, i want to bestow you with this baseball cap from Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Crusade."
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cause he's a good guy
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Come on, no one else thought of that one?
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How about Sith Witch McWeeny?
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A name of power that demands respect.
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thanks Harry
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You know, name the child after the father
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But we better never hear you say, "I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!!!"
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he likes popkins
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congrats. the wife and i 'pull the goalie' in a few months and go for #2 ourselves.
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Because Michael Bay demands it!
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that would be cool. Steve Mcweeny is the best so far.
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It is written.
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Another Asian name for ya.
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Mu Goo Guy Weeny
Steve McWeeny
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but I actually think that Steve McWeeny is the best one mentioned. Congratulations. I hope all is well. :D
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So I could get an idiot to reply to my idiotic post, I suppose.
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Now shut up.
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Let's get you guys on Maury to sort it out.
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Nah, I'd rather keep talking. Thanks though.
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Bye bye black box!
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you know why
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I don't know what that is, but got a nice ring to it, no?
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Yes, BSB a douche nugget sounds simply delicious for lunch today. All pink meat, no rib biproducts
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So when in the future someone asks him what it means, he can join all of us and say "I don't have a god damned clue"...
Congrats, Moriarty! Way to go! -
at McWeeny's
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Appleblossom Mon-ChiChi McWeeny
Maskatron Gumdrop PapaSmurf McWeeny
Honk Kong Phu-Weeny -
The legacy continues ...
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I can hear the tagline from the commercial now:
Dip, dip dip, dip-dee-doo! It's two in the pink, one in the stink, we're dip-PIN, Doooouche Nuuuuhh-GETS! -
or CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSYJUICE?
Buy a couple 20-packs for the Mori baby homecoming party -
2 Girls, 1 Nugget
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Born with that Superior Wit gene.
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Damien Omen McWeeny, Michael Myers McWeeny
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Inspired by Sealab 2021
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Nicolas Cage McWeeny
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Our prayers are with you.
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You should get Bruce Campbell to baptize the child into the Church of Chang. I'll mail invites to Michael Gross, Fred Ward, Tony Jaa, Reggie Bannister, Lee Majors, Clint Eastwood, Craig T. Nelson, and all other manly men. And one to Reba McEntire, and some to the designated MiLfs depicted in the fresco on the ceiling of the chapel
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I think you should let Toshi name the new one.
Fuck You Panda McWeeny has a great ring to it.
I mean that in the best way possible. All the best.
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always thought that was a fake hollywood name- drew mcweeny
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then he finds out the J. stand for Jay and is all happy.
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Is it a boy? Richard is better than Ronald, I'm thinkin'. (heh,heh) ...Congrats, big guy. Oh,...and what was the original name to be, for the unborn child in CHILDREN OF MEN? (Possible spoiler!) ...Was it Foley or something like that? Dang it, I forgot. Heck,...what was the baby's name, eventually? Dalton, was it? Dang it,...don't make me put in the movie. Anyway, best wishes to you and your family.
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Perhaps...Hal Jordon McWeeny? (snort!)
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John Rambo McWeeny
Diamond Stud McWeeny
Oswald Cobblepott McWeeny
Mephisto McWeeny -
Bastard Boy McWeeny. --Kidding!
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Just thought I'd join in. Unfortunately, nothing is going to be better than Steve McWeeny.
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Burt's will be done
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... because unfortunately Drew, with that last name, he's already going to get his/her ass kicked on the playground on multiple occasions, so why not just go ahead and have it resigned to its fate?
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Gary Gygax ... /sad
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McGyver McWeeny
Stringfellow McWeeny
Kloipy Jarv McWeeny
Braffus McWeeny
"Uncle" Jesse McWeeny
Gargamel McWeeny
McFeely McWeeny
Arbuckle McWeeny
Alfalfa McWeeny -
Napolean McWeeny
Rasputin McWeeny
Lincoln McWeeny
Agatha McWeeny -
I was going with that one... Good one though...
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all hail Miyamoto San!
And Rumiko if it's a girl.
Congratulations M! -
In 17 years I'm sending her over to Pillowtalk's house, after she does my dishes.
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Bjork Amos McWeeny
Fergie Reba McWeeny
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Or "Punchingbag" for short. Congrats Mori!
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I'm starting to see in several posts on the internets that Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons has, according to one quote "failed his saving throw against death" can anyone confirm or deny this as a bad joke?
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And yeah, I'm seeing it in several sources now
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I've seen several sources confirming his death now, so it sounds legit.
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Yes, I went there but Dave Chappelle went first.
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Nuff said
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Yes, but you spelled it wrong and played it safe!
Convicted Felon McWeeny (boy)
Abstinent Vagina McWeeny (girl) -
Hasn't it been like 5 years since Mori actually mentioned "the lair" ... and whatever happened to Mongo?
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Your child will lead the exodus.
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So say we all!
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Indeed! So say we all!
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During the crowning, Moriarty could see Venom in the blood soaked locks of his newborn child's head.
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From the Latin: To Own
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This was posted on Yahoo's home page an hour ago.
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one?
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I'll use that for my own child.
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Sum Dum Gai McWeeny
Oral Sensation McWeeny
Shazam McWeeny -
rolled the 20 sided dice and lost...
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Cracked me up
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We should have TB parties when dads get vasectomies, too
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Cause deep down, I know that YOU REALLY LOVE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!(Damn...we haven't had that exchange in ages.)
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In honor of Gary Gygax.(He's the D&D guy, right?)
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Leia McWeeny if it's a girl.
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I think he's gonna go for the Asian name again.
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Now become "Gary Gygax the White"?
Labia Johnson McWeeny(girl)
Propecia Advocate McWeeny (girl)
Spiritual Guidance McWeeny (girl)
Aeon Phlegm McWeeny (girl)
Audio Visual McWeeny (either)
Ballpark Mustard McWeeny(boy) -
Pretentious baby.
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Wish I could get a boys name out of it also.
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Christmas Candle McWeeny (girl)
Rogaine Incisor McWeeny(girl)
Hockeypuck Johnson McWeeny(girl)
Deliberate Moves McWeeny (girl)
Welfare Tyesha McWeeny(girl)
Fearsum Stormbull McWeeny(girl)
Styrofoam Aardvark McWeeny -
TONI TACOLI McWeeny (Italian-Irish)
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Germaine Institution McWeeny
Agitation McWeeny
Phonix Enspelling McWeeny
Zebra Supplies McWeeny
Capricious Judgment McWeeny
Umbilical Princess McWeeny
Crystal Waters McWeeny
Braided Highlights McWeeny
Antenna Array McWeeny
Cognac Vermouth Johnson McWeeny
Forgotten Condums McWeeny
Cheers, Mori!
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I mean, it's so obvious it's fake. Why even do it? Just go by your real name as you've proved now you're not really going to "make it" in Hollywood with a gimmick name. Just go by your real name, ok?
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Serves you fries and throws shrimp in his hat.
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Cocaine Decisions McWeeny
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And family!
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Last names are not first names. Seriously, that's is retarded.
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Fucking perfect.
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Fuck yeah!
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Mar 04, 2008 2:21:18 PM CST
Apparently, Moriarty intends for both of his kids to have their
by googamooga
Otherwise, why give them such nerd royalty names?
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it's a human baby!
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My original subject was, "Apparently, Moriarty intends for both of his kids to have their asses kicked on a daily basis..."
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Hope mama is doing well. Congrats Drew.
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So the boy is destined to grow up to be rather ogre-ish with a pronounced overbite, a penchant for wining himself out of his miseries, falling short of writing a novel, and wallowing in self loathing under the shadow of his has-been best friend.
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congrats!
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Congrats dude, dudette and dudelet alike!
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lol congratulations man
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My son's name is Myles so you have good taste!!
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Our first is one the way any day now!
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Moriarty's Baby
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Ray harryausen's giant metal man?
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I celebrate your blessing. L'chaim!!
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the hands of fate
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Normal name. Let Toshi's bitterness begin.
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Congrats!
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L'Chaim! To Life!
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Happy to hear everything is well, and I like the name. Zacherly Talos on the other hand..
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Mar 04, 2008 3:20:27 PM CST
Perhaps this child will be the reincarnation of Gary Gygax
by indyjonez100
Or not
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Mar 04, 2008 3:20:55 PM CST
The man most directly responsible is Miles Allen McWeeny
by judge dredds fresh undies
I have detailed files...
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'miles' was my grandfather's name. it is a good one and honorable too.
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Miles Davis. I'm sure the origin will be explained eventually. Once again, congratulations! Does Gary Gygax now become "Gary Gygax the White"? That totally cracked me up and made me literally LOL.
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Fuck!
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Good to see our kind has finally learned how to breed.(I'm just kidding. I have 2 of my own)
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Surprised that Harry didn't work an Obama plug into this story. But I bet its time consuming to roll that ass to the polling station and to not get stuck in the booth. Just kidding, man. We all love ya!!!
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... guessed it in one. "Miles" is indeed a tribute to the great Mr. Davis, and Allen is simply a personal name my wife loved because of someone special to her.
Thanks to all the well-wishers... particularly Harry for posting this. Mommy and the Deuce are resting comfortably now, and I'm off to crash for a few hours, pleased as punch with the new addition to the family. -
like the lead singer of The Descendents. Punk rock geeky.
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We need an obit for the man who scored Star Trek IV (even if it was just a rerun of his Lord of the Rings (animated) score.
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Fantastic news!
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Do Hank a favor and kill a few people on the way out!
Congrats! -
Toshi: Dad, why does he have the normal name?
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The first thing that came to my mind was the great Miles Davis, but I don't know too many people who like jazz, and I don't hang out with you Mori, so I figured Miles was just another name. A great tribute to a great man. Get your kids into music!
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Just kidding.:) Congrats Drew. I'm sure you're a good father.
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Think about it. One paases away as another enters this world.
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Hope the child and parents are healthy and well...good work young chap...
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And it wasn't on their stomach? Way to go!
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Congrats man.
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Good to know some geek out there is having sex.
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Congrats to you and your family.
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breast milk! He'll drink it up!!! Tis better to go with the natural stuff... well time to change diapers pay lots of bills bills bills. yay.
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Healthy mom + healthy kid + great name = a beautiful thing. :-)Congrats again, man.
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Babies are great, aren't they? Thank God for my vasectomy! Two kids - time to be responsible and stop rolling doobies sir!
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all the best.
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as in davis, not the sideways character...
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And kudos to giving the kid a geek name that doubles as a normal name!
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it would have been Gary Gygax McWeeny
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But a child should never be called that.
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"May your [second] child be a masculine child!"
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www.thefilmbulletin.com
let me know your feedback: tips, ideas, etc to editor@thefilmbulletin.com -
We get it.
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Proof even Moriarty can get laid... well, sort of. Invest in the DNA test
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Keep that womb full of babies!
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Don't know you, but all the best to you and your family. :)
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Enjoy the little dude buddy
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all the best!
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"Seriously, just give the AVP-R movie a chance guys!" LOL
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You know you want it.
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seriously.
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Regardless of Gender.
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I would say "Too soon!" but obviously not for Mama Moriarty!
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My wife and I had our first child on Valentine's Day. Absolutely indescribable feeling! All the best to you and your family.
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Galactus is a good name for a kid.
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Well, they do! So get out there and sell some scripts. Congrats Moriarty! All the best to you and your wife.
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anyone else notice that this guy's name is McWeeney??? lol!!!
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Can't wait to see when the kid's older and insults you, so you ban him.
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inquiring minds want to know
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Mar 05, 2008 2:36:11 AM CST
Way to contribute to the ovepopulation problem, asshole.
by ol' gravy leg
Adoption is a wonderful thing.
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Glad to hear that your new bundle of joy has arrived. All the best to you, your wife, and your first son. Are you the only AICN-er who has children? I can't imagine any woman wanting to breed with those lunatics! LOL
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Oh and congratulations.
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James and Toby, my wife wouldn't let me go with Indiana or Boba!
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a couple of kids. I have seven bastards that don't know I'm their father - but that have large unexplained DVD collections and red hair. And Quint has children in 17 countries. Herc can not have children due to the super-glued catheter.
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congrats on the new baby, nice normal names, way to go
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'Grats Drew! ;)
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Someone make another baby quick so we can do this again.
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"Big McWeeny taste, small McWeeny price." Seriously, dude,...you just gotta open a fast food chain.
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Say it fast.
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Its too hard to make babies in the lab.
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Moxie Crimefighter Jillette. I'm not making this up. Penn said, "We chose her middle name because when she's pulled over for speeding she can say, `But officer, we're on the same side,"' Jillette explained. "'My middle name is CrimeFighter."' He also said, "Everyone who has a cool name loves it. The only people who think this is bad are guys named Dave. But why should I care -- that loser's name is Dave."
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I thought it was a joke.
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wtf is going on here where AICN ignores the death of someone who has touched so many geek lives -- including movie geeks, i might add?? come on, Massa -- REPRESENT and offer RESPECT to the original DM, yo!
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I just had too, in honor of Gygax.
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For my money, the winner is "General Tso's McWeeny."
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Congrats!
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Best wishes to all!! And I'm wondering what film Moriarty has lined up as his first cinematic experience...
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Mar 05, 2008 12:42:15 PM CST
A few news articles are saying it's pancreatic
by grammaton cleric binks
cancer for Swayze. That's about the worst kind of cancer to get. It hits hard and fast. It got Michael Landon, it got someone I know. C'mon Pat you can tough it out. Wolverineeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!
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That sucks for Pat though, hope he can take that cancer to the Roadhouse and teach it a lesson
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...now, it's Miller time.
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When I first read the post, I thought it said "ALIEN MILES McWEENY," which would not have been so subtle. Any way, many congratulations and well wishes. I can assure that having two young boys inthe house is madness AND great fun.
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Mar 05, 2008 3:19:55 PM CST
However, we do know that the good quality DNA from Mrs. Moriarty
by jakeblues
Best line ever.
Congrats to the M family. -
This is one of those children that you say to yourself, 'Man, that was good, but it could have been better'. I woke up this morning and had seven eggs and a half of a loaf of bread toasted, only to recieve the news that the newest McWeeny on the planet was finally out. Drew's been known to write, and to create children before, but his talents seemingly are best known as the Internet's Moriarty, of Aint It Cool News.Well, I too a look at McWeeny's latest project, and I've seen better acting in bed every night with my wife! Wait, no, that's not what I meant...Anyway, the latest McWeeny opus is ironic because the 'Littlest McWeeny' actually LOOKS LIKE OPUS! No CGI here! This is actually a 'baby in suit'! If you're a McWeeny purist, who thought he was better before gaining a partner and a smaller version of himself in his first coming. His second coming has produced something special, that only a handful of you will like, and have the rest of you screaming for McWeeny's head, of course. The talkbacks will be full of haters, but McWeeny's latest definitely deserves a first and second look. Thumbs decidedly up, but in the middle for all you Vern and Massawyrm fans.Seriously, though, congrats on the child. Raise him, love him, and prepare him for being irradiated and turning into a superhero...you don't want to have an Eobard Thawne on your hands, do you?!P.S. Gary Gygax, RIP.
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Be sure to have Kind of Blue playing often during that first year. The 1951-1956 Prestige 8-disc box set would be excellent as well. But hold off on Bitch's Brew. There's no need to warp him so early. ;)
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Now you have twice the terror to keep you from sleeping every night! Hope the wife and kids are all doing fine!
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Way up! Congrats man!
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Mar 06, 2008 5:01:25 AM CST
ALLEN MILES MCWEENY HAS CHOSEN BLU-RAY... HERE'S WHY
by iowa snot client
'Cause it's the only one left. Glad he was born after the 2007/2008 Format War. The ugliness.
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ah...ah...alright...I'll be over there if you need me.
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All the best. : )
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Just what we need... another sycophant ready to lap up Hollywood swill by the bucketful. I'm just shocked that Mori's gotten laid twice now...
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This talkback'll be fun for young Allen when he does a Google search on himself in 10 years.
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Ah, is there any history that won't be preserved anymore? Yay for the internet.
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Best wishes on this happy day for you!
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after a family name? Your dad, your mom's middle name? I know that's too progressive but hey it's just a crazy idea.
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And then tell everyone it's pronounced "Ralph."
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