March 3, 2008, 2:06 a.m. CST
...resulting in sad, pathetic, almost funny, but too sad to be funny, stories of geeks' girlfriends sleeping with other guys and breaking the geek's heart in the process. I read a couple of them and had to stop because the self-pity was overwhelming. It happens to everyone get over it, get over yourself, get over her and on to the next. New Contest Please!
March 3, 2008, 2:09 a.m. CST
by THE KNIGHT
soooo money! <p> wicked!
March 3, 2008, 2:11 a.m. CST
too bad theres no way to verify the outlandish BS stories people will be making up to try to win this contest
March 3, 2008, 2:26 a.m. CST
watching "Lost Skeleton of the Cadavra" for the 20th time. Best movie ever!
March 3, 2008, 2:46 a.m. CST
March 3, 2008, 3:12 a.m. CST
is such an unfunny son-of-a-bitch it can probably cause physical pain.<p> If he gets any kind of acting career off the back of this, boys, it's time to burn down Hollywood.
March 3, 2008, 6:35 a.m. CST
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Finding Nemo, Finding Forrester, Becoming Jane, Kissing Jessica Stein, Following Sean, Avenging Angelo, Raising Helen, Raising Cain, Killing Zoe, Teaching Mrs. Tingle, Chasing Amy, Chasing Liberty, Being John Malkovich, Being Julia, Serving Sara, Regarding Henry, Drowning Mona, Saving Private Ryan, Delivering Milo, Remembering Mario, Saving Silverman, Copying Beethoven, Downloading Nancy...Pleasuring Phyllis, Stabbing Albert, Exploding Mrs. Miller, Slapping Jackie, Penetrating Doris, Choking Dick, Assassinating Igor, Handicapping Grampa, Licking Betty, Teabagging Alice!
March 3, 2008, 6:38 a.m. CST
is that on Blu-ray yet?
March 3, 2008, 6:42 a.m. CST
Taming Tallulah? Or Pimping Marla?
March 3, 2008, 7:29 a.m. CST
Not Kristin! ;)
March 3, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST
March 3, 2008, 7:41 a.m. CST
I'm still trying to win that contest.
March 3, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST
In the *very* limited clip or two I saw of him being interviewed, he seemed decently funny. That said, you may turn out to be totally right; he looks kinda like a Big Show with hair.
March 3, 2008, 8:43 a.m. CST
because no one on this site has ever had a gf..
March 3, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST
notice how this thread isn't even a big deal. Its been up for a while and only has had 40 posts about...pathetic lolll
March 3, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST
let you smell my... success. seriously, after dropping a grand for the sXsw pass and a plane ticket, I'd be better off spending my money on a prostitute that looks like kristin bell.
March 3, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST
Flatbread Sammies for everyone at the Quizno's on Congress and 10th Street! Testicular electrocutions will be mandatory!
March 3, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST
The fuckin' nerd love for her is overwhelming
March 3, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST
Feel free to drop the 411 here.
March 3, 2008, 11:17 a.m. CST
;) You know you can never win this argument, right?
March 3, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST
Realistically, those are my only chances, close-to-home-wise, to see her again. And I'm disappointed there wasn't a talkback on why she's still without a contract for Heroes' season 3. They're 'negotiating' to have her in one (and just one?) story arc. Hell, Ray Charles can see how that one's gonna end - with Elle as Sylar-fodder. There's a scenario I've cooked up which has Elle as next season's Biggest Bad. But that's not gonna happen. We may be on the countdown clock to her departure from the show. And if she leaves, it's a deal-breaker for this particular fan.
March 3, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST
by Billy Batts
"Put some more dry ice in the bucket."
March 3, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST
Bell has to sweat it out on whether she's back next time while Micah, West, Mohinder, Monica, Molly - and freakin' Maya's job security is assured. Horseshit. These folks dragged the story to a halt, almost and should be on the out-the-door list before you even THINK about getting rid of Elle.
March 3, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST
March 3, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST
Blah. If I had a SXSW badge, I'd already have $600 to piss away, or I'd be important to be gifted a badge.<p>I'll stick with my wristband, thank you, and stand in line with the rest of the losers.
March 3, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST
...Cant you get hold of something a little more interesting to watch? Or is this just like another Apatow test screening. I swear to god, I always feel like I'm the last person to see one of his movies by the time it comes out.
March 3, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST
...The Rob Zombie comp?
March 3, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST
And she is over hyped as an actress.
March 3, 2008, 3:43 p.m. CST
If you really want to see a boring thread, head over to the Ellen Page/SNL TalkBack. "You're a stupid liberal" "You're a stupid conservative" back and forth for literally hundreds of posts. Delightful.
March 3, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST
Yes yes yes yes yes I am with you 1000%. A title like that turns me off to the film 99% of the time. I'll see this one, but only because of who made it/is in it.
March 3, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST
I would see a movie called "Slapping Jackie" any day. That's a great title actually.
March 3, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST
24 hours of Saving Sarah Silverman.
March 3, 2008, 7:11 p.m. CST
;) <p> WWKBD = What Would Kristen Bell Do?
March 3, 2008, 7:49 p.m. CST
by Mullah Omar
There's a test screening of this film coming up then, too. I can't make it, but I guess there's a chance that some AICNer will.
March 3, 2008, 8:02 p.m. CST
And in the interests of full disclosure, yours truly made E! Online's Kristin dos Santos weekly viewer mail today. I sent a question to her, never thinking it would actually be read, let alone answered, and it was the first question of the Q&A (!!). <p> http://tinyurl.com/2kc6jc (don't hold it against me, OK?). That was the first time I *ever* sent a question to any E! on-air employee.
March 3, 2008, 8:39 p.m. CST
by Mullah Omar
http://tinyurl.com/2qv38y <br> <br> Sign up there and wait for the occasional invitation offer to roll in. If you accept the offer before a screening fills up, you go see a preview. I got an invitation to FSM earlier today (and previously for a Feb 27 screening - I couldn't make that one, either). I typically get at least 3-4 invitations per month, though people from other demographics probably get invited to different flicks.
March 3, 2008, 9:49 p.m. CST
Bookmarked on my Mozilla Firefox forthwith.
March 3, 2008, 9:57 p.m. CST
in the title of the talkback before she calls her BFF Elle and she zaps you in the nuts.
March 3, 2008, 10:24 p.m. CST
I was going out with this girl and I was all set to propose to her after we went to see the Wedding Crashers. Well on the way out of the theater she was hit by a car that was driving a "just married" couple, and died instantly.
March 3, 2008, 11:15 p.m. CST
I've never experienced a break up. I guess that means I'm disqualified from this contest.
March 3, 2008, 11:33 p.m. CST
Mila Kunis is one of the most beautiful chicks on the planet.
March 4, 2008, 2:05 a.m. CST
And Ashton Kutcher beat me up. Cause he's a jerk.
March 4, 2008, 6:16 a.m. CST
FUCKING BORING???? There hardly any news.. It aint "cool news" its "no news" Even Yahoo! movies has more news than this piece of crap. What ever happen to those rumours on the upcoming projects and just pretty much bashing the shit out of directors etc,etc. U'r getting drained after gettin married huh HARRY????
March 4, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST
Otherwise I can wait to check it out on Netflix.
March 4, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST
March 4, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST
by slappy jones
seriously what is the fascination people have with her? I am trying to be careful as I really don't hate her at all ..shes a moderately talented pretty girl who is kind of bland. I only mean that in that I just do not see what she has done to makepeopl rave about her the way somefolks do. I have friends who swear she is going to be this huge star and they think she is incredible. I liked veronica mars she was fine but she didn't transcend the material and make it anything more than what it was. A cleverly written little detective show. But is she really that much better then any other run of the mill tv actress out there?? lets face it she was good in veronica mars but she was absolutely terrible in heroes. thats par for the course with that show as everyone is pretty bad but I just do not understand this extreme fan base she has.
March 4, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST
Bey, Lucas, Speilberg, Emmerich, etc.
March 4, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST
by Mosquito March
...and have Kristen Bell attend to ME.
March 4, 2008, 4:34 p.m. CST
by Mosquito March
At first, I wasn't that into Bell. She seemed beady-eyed and kinda bland, like you said. But, the more I got into VERONICA MARS and got to like the character, the more it seemed like there was probably an actual brain inside the actress's head, and that made her stand out from all the other blonde TV chickies currently riding the airwaves. Then she convincingly played a doomed con artist on DEADWOOD, and it seemed like she could do things other than VERONICA. That said, I haven't seen her on HEROES. I watched the first season and didn't care enough about it to keep going.