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Jersey Jedi Carves Up RIGHTEOUS KILL!!


Merrick here...


...with another look at RIGHTEOUS KILL, in response to reviews we posted yesterday (FIND THEM HERE!)

Could be sounding better, folks. Could be sounding better. But, again, keep in mind there's a while between now and the film's September release...so the movie might change a bit between now and then.

On a side note: it sounds like the bozos running this screening were total tools. This reviewer mentions how rude they were, as did one of the write-ups we ran yesterday. The folks running such screenings...their job isn't to offend their audience, or to intimidate those who don't follow some prescribed (or desired) party line. Their job is to show an audience a film & gather objective information to take back to marketing folks, studios, filmmakers, etc. Period.

So, I'm not sure what these particular reps were thinking. But...and this presumes our readers are being honest and accurate...what happened at this screening was way uncool, and bad news all around.



Here's Jersey Jedi with his thoughts on the film...and a dress down of the dude wrangling the subsequent focus group.

I just read the two Righteous Kill reviews on the site and I thought I would send in my thoughts too.

Starting with some background: I am clearly a Jersey boy 100%. I come from the kind of typical Italian-American family that pronounces every other word in a dialect straight out of the Calabrese country side. So, naturally, I have been brought up to worship Pacino and DeNiro as being slightly less holy that Jesus (you know those scenes in "Garden State" where everyone keeps referencing 'Jersey's DeNiro' because Zach Braff's character is an actor? - That's what I'm talking about). So when I received an invitation to see the first flick with both legends together since the definitive crime movie "Heat" (and the first where they directly play off each other for the duration of the picture), I could not have been more ecstatic. Pig in shit does not begin to describe the sensation.

Me and my girlfriend arrived nice and early, sat front row center and just raved about how amazing this was going to be. We were even asked by the guy running the thing to stay after and talk to the filmmakers. At 7:30, lights go down, temp score kicks in and DeNiro confesses to 14 murders while looking directly into camera.

My stomach dropped.

And not in a good way.

I knew going in that this was written Russell Gewirtz, who also wrote the spectacular "Inside Man". So I felt a deep sense of distress when I realized this was the same exact opening that was utilized in "Inside Man" (you know, when Clive Owen speaks directly into camera stating that his plan to pull of the perfect robbery worked... yea). And that fact completely defines what kind of a movie "Righteous Kill" is; It is a mash up of all the great conventions contained in modern crime films, but executed in the most haphazard, lazy and intellectually offensive way humanly possible.

In the aforementioned scene, DeNiro's character states that his name is David Fisk and proceedes to detail how he performed the murders, his paranoia concerning being caught and a million other perfectly timed statements that unconvincingly coincide to what's happening on screen. So when you find out after the entire length of the movie that Pacino's character was actually the one who committed all the murders (DeNiro was only reading from a pocket journal that Pacino wrote in - Pacino's character's name is actually Fisk, not DeNiro) it is not only unsurprising but downright enraging. This is disrespect for the audience's intelligence on a level that is staggering. If you thought the ending for "the Village" was contrived and incongruent with what came before, wait to you get a load of these shenanigans.

The thing is that if anyone else besides Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino were in this movie, it may have turned out to be a fun little distraction. I may have been able to ignore the hundreds of logistical missteps and just gone along for the ride.

But they are in this movie together. So I just can't.

If you are going to put Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino in a movie together as partners, it has to be great. That's it. I'm not saying that it has to be complete perfection and a revelation like "Godfather 2" and "Heat" were. But at the very least it should play to their strengths as the two greatest actors of their generation and give them something worth doing together. And this sure as hell isn't it. A little originality would have gone a long way. But, as it turns out, "Righteous Kill" is easily one of the biggest missteps in the entirety of both Pacino and DeNiro's career.

Such a fuckin shame.

Jersey Jedi

P.S. That guy (Andy was his name) that asked my girlfriend and I to attend the discussion after the movie - the same one that the previous reviewer called a 'jerk off'.

Well after the movie ended, and we've filled out our surveys, he comes over to us and asks us what we thought of the movie. So we show him that we kinda hated it (she gave it a 'fair' rating and I said 'poor'), he reads it out loud so everyone can hear it, and walks over to his assistant and states just as loudly that he's "not going to be using those two over there".

After that the assistant berated us, asking "How could you hate that movie!?". The only thing that saved me from total embarrassment was that a couple of guys above us chucked after he read our shitty reviews and seemed to feel the same way.

If this is how they treat loyal fans who are willing to give honest and heartfelt feedback, I have lost an incredible amount of disrespect for the Hollywood system.




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First!
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:27:56 PM
And it was everything I thought it could be!
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:28:14 PM
And more!
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:28:32 PM
BUT IS CHOCOLATE COVERED PUSSY JUICE GOOD?
by Pennsy
Mar 1st, 2008
05:30:14 PM
hmmmm
by rartus
Mar 1st, 2008
05:34:46 PM
This movie doesn't exist. This movie doesn't exist.
by Knuckleduster
Mar 1st, 2008
05:38:03 PM
Hey, thanks for the spoiler warning
by Felch Master Flex
Mar 1st, 2008
05:38:34 PM
heck
by rartus
Mar 1st, 2008
05:39:18 PM
Sounds like a typical Hollywood asshole
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 1st, 2008
05:41:09 PM
Felch Master: They put the red "spoiler box" on the headlne
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:42:29 PM
Great review
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Mar 1st, 2008
05:43:10 PM
You can't polish a turd...
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:45:24 PM
Why?
by chewyou812
Mar 1st, 2008
05:46:06 PM
It Couldn't Have Been Just Me......
by jjgittes
Mar 1st, 2008
05:46:17 PM
jjgittes
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Mar 1st, 2008
05:53:41 PM
Pacino's gone down the shitter.
by King_Knut
Mar 1st, 2008
05:57:48 PM
spoiler warning would have been nice, but...
by virtual_ninja
Mar 1st, 2008
05:58:09 PM
Um...
by Tourist
Mar 1st, 2008
05:59:13 PM
jjgittes = "Andy"
by SkinJob69
Mar 1st, 2008
05:59:20 PM
No need to be embarassed and... FUCK THOSE ASSTANTS!
by Proman1984
Mar 1st, 2008
06:00:32 PM
King_Knut
by jjgittes
Mar 1st, 2008
06:14:56 PM
Just a note...
by GoFukyerSelf
Mar 1st, 2008
06:17:10 PM
Moronic reps at test screenings
by SpencerTrilby
Mar 1st, 2008
06:46:56 PM
twists
by mperry91
Mar 1st, 2008
06:48:47 PM
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
by O_Goncho
Mar 1st, 2008
07:17:01 PM
jeeze, how hard of a twist can it be?
by moondoggy2u
Mar 1st, 2008
07:18:44 PM
"Inside Man" was spectacular?
by BigTuna
Mar 1st, 2008
07:36:48 PM
actually Fisk, not DeNiro
by masterbrocksamson
Mar 1st, 2008
08:16:17 PM
at least you didnt tell spoil the xtra twist after the credits.
by duchuvney_post_x
Mar 1st, 2008
08:17:51 PM
He speaks the truth.
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 1st, 2008
08:25:45 PM
jjgittes, you're talking out of your ass--
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 1st, 2008
08:32:05 PM
Is Jon Avnet the new Uwe Boll?
by Gozu
Mar 1st, 2008
08:48:36 PM
I need a new ass, this one's cracked
by jjgittes
Mar 1st, 2008
08:49:26 PM
Misinformation, Continued
by jjgittes
Mar 1st, 2008
08:53:53 PM
sounds like jjgittes is working as damage control
by moondoggy2u
Mar 1st, 2008
09:29:15 PM
Pacino was horrible in merchant of venice
by moondoggy2u
Mar 1st, 2008
09:32:15 PM
Jersey Jedi hahaha
by messi
Mar 1st, 2008
09:38:05 PM
Hey AICN pricks...SPOILER ALERT, please!
by RetroActive
Mar 1st, 2008
10:13:39 PM
btw...
by RetroActive
Mar 1st, 2008
10:14:44 PM
messi--don't forget moondoggy ;)
by moondoggy2u
Mar 1st, 2008
10:30:31 PM
THANKS ALOT LANCELOT
by marcomc2
Mar 1st, 2008
11:39:15 PM
The Villiage...
by j-bot
Mar 2nd, 2008
12:54:05 AM
This is fuckin disater boyz.............
by y7jver01
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:04:56 AM
Hey, Jiggites...
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:47:44 AM
Ok, where to begin .....Merriman
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:08:14 AM
Nothing decent for 10 years
by onephatnelly
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:13:30 AM
Moondoggy: Shakespeare Lesson
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:16:40 AM
Simone..........
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:21:49 AM
jjgytes, I know of what I speak
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:43:49 AM
When John Leguizamo is the best thing in your film...
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:45:45 AM
Now that I know the twist I don't have to see it...
by Dr_Zoidberg
Mar 2nd, 2008
05:32:13 AM
B-Face, Call Your Shrink or Something
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
05:35:56 AM
Pacino/De Niro Handling Good Dialog is the Best Thing In the Fi
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
05:39:33 AM
jjgittes
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 2nd, 2008
07:20:38 AM
b-Face
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
07:43:03 AM
Jjigittes, your foliage is wilting fast
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
07:57:17 AM
Merriman, Let Me Break it Down For Ya
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:15:34 AM
Mysterious Yobo
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:16:04 AM
Sadly B-Face, You're 4 Posts Too Late
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:23:57 AM
don't get angry, gospel
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:30:59 AM
Admit it, they're more like acquaintances
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:37:11 AM
You don't run this talkback jjgittes so stop
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:42:56 AM
jj
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:44:56 AM
Oh, and why are they from NY?
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:45:54 AM
And considering that my wife is Jewish
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:47:41 AM
Or WAS, anyway, for that film.
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:48:16 AM
Erroneous!! Erroneous!!!
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:49:21 AM
Moony, listen......
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:52:59 AM
John Leguizamo...
by GoFukyerSelf
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:57:00 AM
Well, you kinda have been talking out of your ass...
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:04:18 AM
What did they expect
by Turd Furgeson
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:05:52 AM
I Do Forgive Your Skepticism
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:15:30 AM
Jjgittes and the greenhouse effect
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:24:01 AM
Thank You !
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:32:14 AM
JJGITTES IS THE LEAD SINGER
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:33:37 AM
YOU ARE ANDY
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:34:30 AM
Oh wait, you said "green"
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:34:36 AM
Okay, just read the article.
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:36:23 AM
MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:36:52 AM
MOONDOGGY - JEWISH GIRLS ARE HOT
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:37:37 AM
I LIKED PACINO AS THE GAY SKY PIRATE
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:38:31 AM
Moondoggy You Are The Man
by jjgittes
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:41:55 AM
ADIOS PLANTITO
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:47:28 AM
Still, this doesnt take away from the fact
by moondoggy2u
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:52:05 AM
That's right, planty: GREEN
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:52:20 AM
interested
by smutpeddlar
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:53:37 AM
Pacino's a has-been
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:02:04 AM
SPOILER....SPOILER.....SPOILER ..ALERT
by Modtel
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:03:01 AM
I pulled the trigger and looked over at Hulk Hogan
by thebearovingian
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:42:18 AM
WHAT? COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?
by JAGUART
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:58:13 AM
plant
by redkamel
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:59:12 AM
Use FUKCING SPOILER ALERTS!!!
by Nabster
Mar 2nd, 2008
11:20:45 AM
jjgittes...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 2nd, 2008
11:48:27 AM
Oops, my bad.
by DocPazuzu
Mar 2nd, 2008
11:57:18 AM
jjgittes...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 2nd, 2008
11:59:20 AM
Any of you guys actually see Angels in America
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
12:07:41 PM
Merchant of Venice
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
12:15:51 PM
awwwwww fuck, Inside Man? that was the worst movie of its summer
by Spandau Belly
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:23:40 PM
Where's the love for King Kong today?
by Retlaw Kciuq
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:43:58 PM
The people on this bored...
by filmgenius
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:45:56 PM
"significant both OSCAR and ACADEMY AWARD attention"
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:58:27 PM
spoiler alert please. this film is ruined for me
by slappy jones
Mar 2nd, 2008
01:59:06 PM
Here's a thought, TERRYMALLOY
by filmgenius
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:04:09 PM
Easy, filmgenius
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:10:54 PM
welll...
by filmgenius
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:13:29 PM
It's kind of hard to gauge tone
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:16:29 PM
terrymalloy
by filmgenius
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:18:34 PM
But when you make a comment like:
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:18:53 PM
You're taking the piss I see
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:19:45 PM
A joke? TERRY...
by filmgenius
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:22:13 PM
"Over that hand boy!"
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:27:07 PM
In case no one got the reference
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:32:41 PM
Heat was a...
by MirageIII4ever
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:53:03 PM
Sorry, is Mr. Pachino
by MirageIII4ever
Mar 2nd, 2008
02:59:10 PM
Pacino's awesome in "People I Know"
by jah_kingdom
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:48:50 PM
One more thing "Inside Man" suckd!
by jah_kingdom
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:50:27 PM
filmgenius...
by MyManD316
Mar 2nd, 2008
03:54:38 PM
My bad on no spoiler warning...
by JerseyJedi08
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:03:05 PM
MyMan
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:04:50 PM
Don't worry about it JerseyJedi
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:09:33 PM
OH! And two more things....
by JerseyJedi08
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:15:58 PM
I watched Cloverfield at an 87.8 degree angle
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:21:49 PM
Anyone ever see DeNiro's audition for
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
04:24:19 PM
I was at the screening too...
by YourCashAndYourJewelry
Mar 2nd, 2008
06:05:59 PM
How big a spoiler warning will suffice??
by pdennett316
Mar 2nd, 2008
07:26:35 PM
PLANTY MCPLANT!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Mar 2nd, 2008
07:46:21 PM
Andy - The jerk off
by disembarkedone
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:26:26 PM
PDennet
by TerryMalloy
Mar 2nd, 2008
09:35:53 PM
Merrick
by Lukin
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:35:07 PM
Well done, Nielson...
by Merriman Lyon
Mar 2nd, 2008
10:36:25 PM
I have a trick for them to get good audience reactions for the s
by Tourist
Mar 3rd, 2008
12:33:43 AM
Oh...
by Tourist
Mar 3rd, 2008
12:34:28 AM
good audience reactions
by redkamel
Mar 3rd, 2008
01:14:17 AM
Both De Niro and Pacino are coasting
by BenBraddock
Mar 3rd, 2008
01:29:14 AM
You're bitter over a line of dialog from Transformers?
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 3rd, 2008
02:09:13 AM
Plants
by Lost Jarv
Mar 3rd, 2008
05:02:53 AM

by a rolling stone
Mar 3rd, 2008
05:51:22 AM
it takes quite some skill to copy
by Lost Jarv
Mar 3rd, 2008
07:21:51 AM
Actually the tag on this article
by TerryMalloy
Mar 3rd, 2008
09:28:20 AM
I too was spoiled...
by greyspecter
Mar 3rd, 2008
01:22:30 PM
"I have lost an incredible amount of disrespect for the Hollywoo
by 3 Bag Enema
Mar 3rd, 2008
02:50:10 PM
TerryMalloy
by pdennett316
Mar 3rd, 2008
04:38:20 PM
I came to a startling realization the other day
by Mattyboy122
Mar 3rd, 2008
05:07:17 PM
WHO GIVES A FUCK WHO THE KILLER IS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
by Nate Champion
Mar 3rd, 2008
10:26:30 PM
I see...
by cady
Mar 4th, 2008
08:11:35 AM

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