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LOVE GURU trailer hits! Mike Myers and Verne Troyer together again!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. It looks like Mike Myers is back doing his thing. If you like him, that's good news, if you don't... well, then you probably don't give a shit.
But I like him. And I like midgets. Ergo I like this trailer. It has a little something for everyone... for the guys you have pre-preggers Jessica Alba, for the gals you have Justin Timberlake (playing a character called Jacque LeCocque... at least at some point... IMDB says his name is Jacque Grande now... LeCocque was funnier) sporting the most obvious package since David Bowie in LABYRINTH.
And then for people like me you have midgets. Hooray!
CLICK IT HERE FOR THE TRAILER!
Harry here... personally - I prefer this trailer:
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with a room full of people. No one laughed. Once.
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My loss?
Damn moviefone nonetheless. -
That's just... Just wow...
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Seriously, that was bad. And I like Mike Myers.
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Nevermind, it's only the stench of that shitty trailer. That looks fucking awful. On a brighter note though, I would happily get up in Jessica Alba's guts. Yummmmmy!
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My brain shut down after I saw a black guy playing hockey. What a piece this flick looks like.
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Is this honestly the best stuff you folks can find to post?
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Made me laugh out loud. What the hell: I like most everything Myers does (Cat in the Hat notwithstanding). And Jessica gives me yummy yummy yummy love in my tummy! How bout her and Anne Hathaway in a documentary about sensual massage?
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Shame.. No Austin Powers movie this year, or a Sequel to The Big Labowski!
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...NICE use of the line from 'Kentucky Fried Movie'. I tip my hat to you, sir!
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I see the same gags, the same mannerisms, the same humor. I think AP is funny but this looks like a real wreck. Why not just make AP4? Jessica Alba in tight leather super-agent gear FTW!
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i'm not sure i've really liked anything he's done since 'so i married an axe murderer', like, 15 years ago
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The Leafs won't win the cup, they won't even make the playoffs. They stink, and they will continue to be awful for years to come. I hope that was supposed to be intentionally funny. Because I know the part about the black guy being a hockey superstar was. Mike Myers is Canadian dammit he should know better, eh? Leafs Suck!
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Feb 28, 2008 11:57:10 PM CST
When Justin Timberlake is the funniest* thing in your trailer...
by jonquixote
...your movie has problems.
*"Funniest" is being used relatively. -
back when I could tolerate Mike Myers
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it's THAT shitty? The consensus in here got me interested in watching it. The trailer, not the movie.
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Everything else looked horrible.
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raped me in the eye holes... fucking christ there was nothing funny in there, unless you are simple enough to laugh at dropping a midget and getting a boner, in which case this movie will drive you to hysterics, like most of america. Really, who needs writers when shit like this will make 200 million?
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Nice catch. Samuel L. Bronkowitz would be proud. Speaking of which, why didn't they dress up Mini-Me in a clown suit and give him a whip?
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When I was in middle School, me and my buddies thought up the movie Ass (but we were only of PG age so we call it butt) and the sequel to it would be Boobs. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm a hyper hypo!! Mike Meyers just go back to SNL, because why the fuck not you should have enough money from White Trash idiots buying your fucking crapfest Shrek 3 so you don't have to even get off your couch again, let alone waste my precious theater spaces with your movie premade for a sequel. Oh man Jimmy Kimmel was playing the bass clarinet, who'd a thunk that Man Show Co-host would be making relevant comedy in 08, while one of SNL's greatest actors would be making movies that Larry the Cable Guy fans waste all there money on so they don't have enough money to see his flicks.
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What a die-hard Leaf fan. I wonder how movie execs felt abvout his script containing hockey and Canada.
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That sucked. I actually enjoy the first two Austin Powers movies and love the Wayne's World flicks, but this looks like crap.
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...is just Austin Powers in Ravi Shankar drag. Anybody who hated the AP films will not be won over by Love Guru.
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Really, really, really, B A D.
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This is something that is going to be much better than the trailer makes it out to be. I have this feeling. Any time someone uses moustache wax...it's gonna be a laff riot..(Gangs of New York, There Will Be Blood, Anything with Sam Eliott)
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...cannot escape the pull of this movie's suck.
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...will be that when it flops, Myers will run back to Austin Powers.
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Mike Myers back in a lead role feels so off to me. It feels like a lifetime ago we saw him in anything and now here he is; front and center.
The trailer has some laughs but the big ones are midget jokes. Maybe Myers time has come and passed, we just didn't realize it because he doesn't do anything. We'll find out for sure opening weekend. -
as does the stepbrothers....these trailers are craptastic
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In a good way.
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The return of Mike Myers. How is that these people disappear? Can't wait. Wish Adam Sandler and some of the other gang from those days would return to form and make some quality comedies.
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I love all of the shit people are saying here about how unfunny Mike Meyer's is. Enough people think he's funny that he's a millionaire too many times over to count. I know that none of these people would ever stoop to making movies that are funny to millions of people in exchange for being a rediculously rich. Being rich as hell just isn't worth having to make a silly movie once every few years or sit in a chair and do voice work for animated movies once every few years. Yeah. That Mike Meyers. He is such an idiot. He must just spend all of his time having fun being rich instead of working. What a loser. Not like all of the folks here who find that they have so little to do with their time that they spent it bitching on AICN talkbacks about Mike Meyers comedies. Ah, was nice to drop in after a long time and see that nothing changes around here.
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when did myers or sandler ever really make quality comedies? these guys do fart jokes and you laff....midget in movie....you laff...girl is about to tell lesbian story, myers gets a hard-on with sound effects...you laff....it's poopoo kaka stuff...that isnt quality...and its been done....the austin powers stuff was cute, but far from ground breaking
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Seriously. I mean, the dudes that make 'Date Movie', Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans' could do better... OK, sorry. They actually can't. But that was still looked frickin bad.
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Ergo bet it makes at least a hundred million bucks domestic. Look at them, already lining up to see this shit. Ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
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Feb 29, 2008 2:59:23 AM CST
The Cat in the Hat made me want to punch Meyers in the throat.
by rev. slappy
This looks just as bad, incredibly unfunny.
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Knotts was the man.
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I have to say, The Love Guru looks god-awful. When the poster appeared I was frightened yet curious, but this, who expected this? -
Is it because he's a millionaire? I'd rather watch something with Mike Myers in it than anything by Will 'Chevy Chase' Ferrell anyday! Yeah, The Love Guru looks as broad as comedy can get (its the definition of low brow comedy) but I laughed a few times during that trailer and it basically looks like an Austin Powers retread with an Indian theme. Its not going to be a classic, but it'll probably be funnier than 80% of the comedies at the cinema these days. I know the likes of Apatow and Rogen are the flavour of the month at the moment and can do no wrong, but Myers has done some great stuff over the years.
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it did make me chuckle once or twice, but... it is so similar to all the last 3 Austin Powers movies that it's just embarassing. I mean, after all this time Myers has been away from appearing in movies (last one was Cat in the Hat and that was under extensive makeup,) and he comes back to do this. Basically the exact same stuff he did as Austin Powers. Really, Mike? ...Really?
This seems like the worst case of going-back-to-the-well syndrome since Kevin Smith made Clerks 2. -
I love Mike Myers but that trailer was embarrassingly bad! Who would see this in an Iron Man, Indy IV, Dark Knight summer?
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It's like the perfect storm of unfunny.
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Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock,
Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock,
Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock,
Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock, Mister Peacock
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Nice Deepak Chopra impression, but not very funny. And making fun of Verne Troyer's size got old a few Austin Powers films ago. Speaking of "Master of Disguise", that film has a unique distinction. When I was a projectionist, "Master of Disguise" was the film for which I had to shut off the projector the most times because the theater was completely empty. Second place went to the "Jamboree Bears".
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How could you not think that trailer was funny? I freakin' laughed out LOUD! The AP movies kick all kinds of ass and Mike Myers always makes me laugh my ass off. You haters wouldn't know what was funny if it bit your tiny dicks off.
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That looks terrible. Mike Myers was great up through the first Austin Powers movie. After that he's just kind of lost it. Too bad, he was talented once upon a time.
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where`s Bridget?
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Since when is "coming to America" mean going to Toronto? The last thing I knew, Air Canada Center was in...well....Canada. Oh, and being a Leafs fan? If I could write a movie, yeah, Leafs are winning. Get over it.
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without Mike Meyers? Considering what life has given him he's done well. It must be tough because look at it this way: Peter Dinklage, while a dwarf himself, has a cool voice which give him credit to roles he's in. Elf sucked balls, but the only good part was Dinklage. Troyer on the other hand, like others with his condition, has a voice of a higher pitch, which makes it harder for some to take him seriously. If you put Troyer in the roles Dinklange has done they films would be inferior just because of his voice. This is probably why he's sticking to comedic roles.
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...will be to die. I'm looking forward to it.
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...guess my keyboard thought that comment was a bit harsh, and thus set about to undermine me with bad spelling on Myers surname. Well fuck you keyboard, and fuck Mike Myers!
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Is there something wrong with me?
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Seriously, what's the deal with not letting people outside of the US watch it? I'm getting so damn sick of this stuff (and region codes...). The Internet is global damn it!
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Wayne's World is still hilarious.
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How the fuck could anyone find that funny?? C'mon Quint you cannot be that base in your tastes. That looks like utter garbage.
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better make a fourth Austin Powers sequel, and this time without the forced jokes and pointless cameos plz thx.
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