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From Ben Affleck to Seth Rogen... There's a lotta F***ing going on right now!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If you watched Jimmy Kimmel after the Oscars you were rewarded with his strike back at his girlfriend Sarah Silverman's internet phenomenon video: I'm Fucking Matt Damon. If you haven't seen it yet, you are either on a 24k connection or just bought your first computer. It's youtubed below for you guys:




Great. Kimmel's response video is like SPIDER-MAN 2 to Silverman's SPIDER-MAN... X2 to Silverman's X-MEN. ELECTRIC BOOGALOO to Silverman's BREAKIN'. It's bigger and more star-studded. Even Indiana Jones is in it!




Now Kevin Smith and his crew are on it. They spoofed the original I'm Fucking Matt Damon video with Elizabeth Banks singing adorably off-key about fucking Seth Rogen... it's our first look into the production of ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. It's a little awkward and not always successful, but it got a few laughs out of me. It's vulgar, there are no bleeps so "Fahbleeping" is now just "Fucking," so put the three year old on your lap and watch with joy!

Click it here because it's yummy!


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by Shalaska
Feb 25th, 2008
07:29:34 PM
Way to kill a joke.
by Flim Springfield
Feb 25th, 2008
07:30:06 PM
A horse wasn't beat this bad since Million Dollar Baby
by I Dunno
Feb 25th, 2008
07:31:10 PM
There's no uncensored version of the Kimmel sketches?
by textual
Feb 25th, 2008
07:35:57 PM
I think it's funnier with the bleeps
by oisin5199
Feb 25th, 2008
07:39:37 PM
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!
by Durendal
Feb 25th, 2008
07:40:17 PM
I second the need for an unbleeped version...
by tonagan
Feb 25th, 2008
07:40:21 PM
And I really want to hate Brad Pitt...
by tonagan
Feb 25th, 2008
07:41:49 PM
Speaking of fucking...
by scumbag
Feb 25th, 2008
07:43:55 PM
Was Brad Pitt the Fed Ex dude?
by Mezzanine
Feb 25th, 2008
07:44:02 PM
Hillarious
by steelerman
Feb 25th, 2008
07:44:07 PM
the revenge vid is cute with the use of all the stars
by bacci40
Feb 25th, 2008
07:44:40 PM
Yes he was, Mezzanine.
by Pennsy
Feb 25th, 2008
07:45:46 PM
so when is obama putting out...im fucking bill clinton
by bacci40
Feb 25th, 2008
07:50:23 PM
The SETH ROGEN version is lame...
by JackIsLost
Feb 25th, 2008
07:52:20 PM
Tears...I have tears in my eyes...
by micturatingbenjamin
Feb 25th, 2008
07:54:44 PM
Why is Sarah Silverman popular?
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 25th, 2008
07:59:07 PM
The Joke just jumped the shark. Thanks AICN!
by Orionsangels
Feb 25th, 2008
07:59:19 PM
Is Kevin Smith gay?
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 25th, 2008
08:01:49 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by bacci40
Feb 25th, 2008
08:03:12 PM
You owe me an Obamapology
by Orionsangels
Feb 25th, 2008
08:05:05 PM
I just watched the trailer for PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
by slone13
Feb 25th, 2008
08:05:24 PM
Ben Affleck has officially redeemed himself
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 25th, 2008
08:11:09 PM
I'm fucking Moriarty! on the bed on the floor!
by Orionsangels
Feb 25th, 2008
08:13:26 PM
Every time someone swears it's so funny!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 25th, 2008
08:14:31 PM
the first video is the only funny thing sarah silverman has ever
by RockLobster800
Feb 25th, 2008
08:17:03 PM
this shit's hilarious
by wash
Feb 25th, 2008
08:17:41 PM
wow
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Feb 25th, 2008
08:19:19 PM
Poor Kevin Smith
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 25th, 2008
08:23:07 PM
Think About The Paycheck.
by uss cygnus
Feb 25th, 2008
08:25:53 PM
This is like a big YTMND!
by PippinTheJedi
Feb 25th, 2008
08:26:25 PM
Great Joke.
by georges garvaren
Feb 25th, 2008
08:27:23 PM
I dig Sarah Silverman....
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
08:28:18 PM
That being said....
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
08:29:16 PM
Kimmel/Silverman: funny (sort of)
by SpencerTrilby
Feb 25th, 2008
08:30:46 PM
Brians Life
by RockLobster800
Feb 25th, 2008
08:34:48 PM
i'm in
by LegoKenobi
Feb 25th, 2008
08:39:20 PM
Was that Joan Jett?
by DOGSOUP
Feb 25th, 2008
08:41:36 PM
I'M FUCKING YOKO KNOWLES!
by J-Dizzle
Feb 25th, 2008
08:55:35 PM
RockLobster...I gotta disagree
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
09:01:43 PM
Bet that was an awkward day on set...
by SuperBurgerBat
Feb 25th, 2008
09:02:33 PM
Joan Jett must be like 80.....
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
09:03:04 PM
See that video of Kevin Smith at a Convention...
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
09:06:17 PM
"WHO'S THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR?"
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 25th, 2008
09:06:42 PM
I love Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks
by Bob of the Shire
Feb 25th, 2008
09:07:59 PM
I actually thought Seth Rogan's was the only funny one.
by SilentP
Feb 25th, 2008
09:22:54 PM
Kevin Smith....one trick pony.
by Brians Life
Feb 25th, 2008
09:36:08 PM
Silverman's was funny...Kimmel's was overkill
by NoCalFlicks
Feb 25th, 2008
09:36:18 PM
Maybe that one wasn't very funny...
by BizarroJerry
Feb 25th, 2008
09:37:39 PM
This stuff is always funny if...
by kuldan
Feb 25th, 2008
09:42:15 PM
At least Seth Rogan's.......
by NoCalFlicks
Feb 25th, 2008
09:43:52 PM
3 year old pawns aicn reviewers
by bacci40
Feb 25th, 2008
09:46:25 PM
Wow this is like that bad Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity
by TVguy4566
Feb 25th, 2008
09:48:40 PM
Meat Loaf!!!
by BitterMan23
Feb 25th, 2008
09:51:17 PM
That really doesn't bode well for "Zack & Miri."
by Kid Idioteque
Feb 25th, 2008
09:53:10 PM
Perfect all around: Haters need Affleck to love em
by Stormwatcher
Feb 25th, 2008
10:00:39 PM
Star Wars II Attack of the Unfunny Clones.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 25th, 2008
10:02:30 PM
Sarah Silverman has not been funny since
by YackBacker
Feb 25th, 2008
10:12:15 PM
They're both funny.
by TattooedBillionaire
Feb 25th, 2008
10:20:31 PM
KEVIN SMITH IS FIRED UP AND READY TO GO!
by la_sith
Feb 25th, 2008
10:27:11 PM
wow
by Shakes
Feb 25th, 2008
10:29:23 PM
I'm channeling Drew Barrymore
by ZeroCorpse
Feb 25th, 2008
10:30:49 PM
Seth Rogan to play Jeff Lynn
by Orionsangels
Feb 25th, 2008
10:36:38 PM
Predictable but well done.
by Live.
Feb 25th, 2008
10:51:11 PM
Incessant Use of the Word "Haters"
by Aquatarkusman
Feb 25th, 2008
10:52:01 PM
SMITH = PHAIL
by UMAGA
Feb 25th, 2008
11:02:46 PM
Aqua...you're a "hater" hater.
by leobloom
Feb 25th, 2008
11:06:27 PM
Funny, funny shit!
by Zeke25:17
Feb 25th, 2008
11:07:18 PM
mmm. in the ear.
by thebearovingian
Feb 25th, 2008
11:18:41 PM
fair warning
by the podosphere
Feb 25th, 2008
11:37:55 PM
the silverman/kimmel stuff was funny, but...
by RustyStardust
Feb 26th, 2008
12:23:55 AM
Um.
by Captain Mal
Feb 26th, 2008
12:26:14 AM
That was just awckward
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 26th, 2008
12:31:26 AM
I really want to hate Brad Pitt
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Feb 26th, 2008
12:34:28 AM
THE WAS WORTHLESS..
by noncents
Feb 26th, 2008
12:49:13 AM
Holy Fuck...
by Tourist
Feb 26th, 2008
12:51:22 AM
Didn't much care for the Smith version.
by Juggernaut125
Feb 26th, 2008
12:52:09 AM
Oh yah. And 'I dunno'...
by Juggernaut125
Feb 26th, 2008
12:52:34 AM
Oh yah. And 'I dunno'...
by Juggernaut125
Feb 26th, 2008
12:52:59 AM
When Josh Groban Showed Up...
by El Fuego
Feb 26th, 2008
12:55:42 AM
I feel about Sara Silverman...
by Tourist
Feb 26th, 2008
12:58:59 AM
I'm Fucking Elizabeth Banks.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Feb 26th, 2008
01:07:33 AM
Wow....pop-culture eating itself...
by superduper3000
Feb 26th, 2008
01:30:46 AM
Jesus, why so much hate?
by Ohwhattaworld
Feb 26th, 2008
01:50:11 AM
Kevin "Anything for a Buck" Smith.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 26th, 2008
01:55:12 AM
Let me go one further...
by Ohwhattaworld
Feb 26th, 2008
02:01:19 AM
I'm fucking bored
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 26th, 2008
02:17:01 AM
there's 10mins of my life I'll never get back
by Maniaq
Feb 26th, 2008
03:06:32 AM
ok kimmel i get it
by Varakor
Feb 26th, 2008
03:39:41 AM
No Cameron, no Terminator
by CuervoJones
Feb 26th, 2008
03:51:47 AM
Those f(beep)ing beeps get on my f(beep)ing nerves!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 26th, 2008
04:54:50 AM
Next time they better...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 26th, 2008
05:01:45 AM
The only way to stop this abortion of a phenomenon
by Itchy
Feb 26th, 2008
05:07:44 AM
Fucking Funny.........
by travis-dane
Feb 26th, 2008
05:09:31 AM
Fucking Boring...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 26th, 2008
05:38:21 AM
Hohum.......
by travis-dane
Feb 26th, 2008
06:58:45 AM
That sucked
by _SnakePlissken_
Feb 26th, 2008
07:33:38 AM
coming soon...
by haggardatbest
Feb 26th, 2008
07:37:21 AM
Hope this is the end of it
by sambrook
Feb 26th, 2008
07:38:26 AM
Smith was unlucky
by ChorleyFM
Feb 26th, 2008
07:56:49 AM
Kevin Smith version was totally unfunny and unoriginal
by Bobo_Vision
Feb 26th, 2008
08:18:26 AM
Kevin Smith can't even spoof a spoof without fucking it up!
by anchorite
Feb 26th, 2008
08:45:59 AM
"I'm F@&#ing Kathy Bates"..."I'm F@%&ing Harry Knowles"
by anchorite
Feb 26th, 2008
08:47:43 AM
Remember Damon in Eurotrip?
by Knuckleduster
Feb 26th, 2008
09:08:39 AM
QUINT = CRITICAL FAIL
by mfcorleone
Feb 26th, 2008
09:33:14 AM
I smirked at Silverman
by ArcadianDS
Feb 26th, 2008
10:05:51 AM
8-O ...HAHAHAHA, I couldn't believe my eyes!
by JDanielP
Feb 26th, 2008
10:27:34 AM
sucked
by JimCurry
Feb 26th, 2008
11:31:26 AM
The Kimmel one is great..
by Quake II
Feb 26th, 2008
01:07:15 PM
Silverman: Funny, Kimmell: Funny, Smith: Not
by krushjudgement
Feb 26th, 2008
01:12:26 PM
Fuck Off, Matt Damon
by Autodidact
Feb 26th, 2008
01:52:35 PM
I normally stand up for Kevin Smith in TBs, but
by beastie
Feb 26th, 2008
03:03:26 PM
lame
by StovetopStuffin'
Feb 26th, 2008
03:17:36 PM
Kevin Smith version???
by amievil
Feb 26th, 2008
03:42:31 PM
At Harrison Ford they treat you right.
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 26th, 2008
03:57:07 PM
the silverman/kimmel videoes . . .
by Violator90
Feb 26th, 2008
05:03:51 PM
My Busey and Garner with Jimmy F'ing Ben "Mash-up"
by tapehead1
Feb 26th, 2008
05:07:52 PM
Gotta Admit
by Bruce Thomas Wayne
Feb 26th, 2008
07:31:51 PM
another vote for funnier with the bleeps
by MurderMostFowl
Feb 26th, 2008
08:14:17 PM
This clown is a one trick pony.
by GQtaste
Feb 27th, 2008
03:57:14 AM
just wanted to go on record and say how much I love chasing amy
by MorpheusTheSandman
Feb 27th, 2008
06:15:05 AM
My god, that was great
by dr sauch
Feb 27th, 2008
07:34:34 AM
The Kevin Smith Thing...
by micturatingbenjamin
Feb 27th, 2008
10:28:37 AM
hilarious
by DonnieDorko
Feb 27th, 2008
03:10:46 PM
It's supposed to be a joke
by Vorlagen
Feb 27th, 2008
03:30:26 PM
The weird thing about Sarah Silverman....
by SubliminalJones
Feb 27th, 2008
05:18:22 PM
Also, props to Harrison Ford in the 2nd one...
by SubliminalJones
Feb 27th, 2008
05:27:34 PM

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