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From Ben Affleck to Seth Rogen... There's a lotta F***ing going on right now!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If you watched Jimmy Kimmel after the Oscars you were rewarded with his strike back at his girlfriend Sarah Silverman's internet phenomenon video: I'm Fucking Matt Damon. If you haven't seen it yet, you are either on a 24k connection or just bought your first computer. It's youtubed below for you guys:

Great. Kimmel's response video is like SPIDER-MAN 2 to Silverman's SPIDER-MAN... X2 to Silverman's X-MEN. ELECTRIC BOOGALOO to Silverman's BREAKIN'. It's bigger and more star-studded. Even Indiana Jones is in it!

Now Kevin Smith and his crew are on it. They spoofed the original I'm Fucking Matt Damon video with Elizabeth Banks singing adorably off-key about fucking Seth Rogen... it's our first look into the production of ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. It's a little awkward and not always successful, but it got a few laughs out of me. It's vulgar, there are no bleeps so "Fahbleeping" is now just "Fucking," so put the three year old on your lap and watch with joy! Click it here because it's yummy!


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  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:29 p.m. CST

    by Shalaska

    FUNNY BUNNY!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Way to kill a joke.

    by Flim Springfield

    <b>

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:31 p.m. CST

    A horse wasn't beat this bad since Million Dollar Baby

    by I Dunno

    The first video was funny but Jebus.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:35 p.m. CST

    There's no uncensored version of the Kimmel sketches?

    by textual

    SNL at least posted an unbleeped dick in a box.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:39 p.m. CST

    I think it's funnier with the bleeps

    by oisin5199

    kind of an Arrested Development thing. Good to see Kevin Smith is maturing. And Jay's looking pretty gay. Not that there's anything with that.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:40 p.m. CST

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!

    by Durendal

    Oh man, that was fucking great!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:40 p.m. CST

    I second the need for an unbleeped version...

    by tonagan

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:41 p.m. CST

    And I really want to hate Brad Pitt...

    by tonagan

    But he's just so cool, I can't even be jealous.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Speaking of fucking...

    by scumbag

    ...is that Harry riding the sybian in the top animation?

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Was Brad Pitt the Fed Ex dude?

    by Mezzanine

    Damn, Kimmel's response was great, but Kevin Smith proves that once again, he can only recycle jokes... and he even sucks at that.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Hillarious

    by steelerman

    cant wait for zack and miri

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:44 p.m. CST

    the revenge vid is cute with the use of all the stars

    by bacci40

    but the first vid is hilarious....just watching how damon gets into the song...

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Yes he was, Mezzanine.

    by Pennsy

    Didn't look that way at first, but it was The Pitt.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:50 p.m. CST

    so when is obama putting out...im fucking bill clinton

    by bacci40

    and shit, traci lords hit the wall...shit, i wont ever be able to watch her underaged porn again

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:52 p.m. CST

    The SETH ROGEN version is lame...

    by JackIsLost

    That's all. Except that I love Elizabeth Banks.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Tears...I have tears in my eyes...

    by micturatingbenjamin

    I just about spit all over the computer when I saw Indiana Jones and Huey Lewis...and just when it couldn't get any more awesome. There's fucking Meat Loaf. This was genius.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Why is Sarah Silverman popular?

    by skywalkerfamily

    She sucks. Her CC show was the worst thing on that network.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 7:59 p.m. CST

    The Joke just jumped the shark. Thanks AICN!

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Is Kevin Smith gay?

    by skywalkerfamily

    He's turning into Michael Jackson.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:03 p.m. CST

    micturatingbenjamin

    by bacci40

    huey kinda looks like meatloaf now....christ, hes gotten huge

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:05 p.m. CST

    You owe me an Obamapology

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:05 p.m. CST

    I just watched the trailer for PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

    by slone13

    <p>It's fucking genius. WAYYYY funnier than this lame shit.</p> <p>http://tinyurl.com/293lfl</p>

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Ben Affleck has officially redeemed himself

    by IndustryKiller!

    After this and the absolutely fan fucking tastic Gone Baby Gone I'm looking forward to whatever he's got coming out next. He's proven himself talented.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:13 p.m. CST

    I'm fucking Moriarty! on the bed on the floor!

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Every time someone swears it's so funny!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Damn is it funny!!!!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:17 p.m. CST

    the first video is the only funny thing sarah silverman has ever

    by RockLobster800

    I mean, I so wanted to like her but her tv show is appalling-I mean there was potential with the whole banging God and trying to get rid of him the next day thing sounds brilliant on paper but she didnt pull it off on screen....I mean back in theday some of her standup was okay, and her section in the aristocrats was funny but that t.v show....wow, that was balls.....just terrible crap-but then again tv comedy is all over the place nowadays, with genius like Arrested Development getting cancelled and crap like the big bang theory some one striving into a second season....

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:17 p.m. CST

    this shit's hilarious

    by wash

    what's wrong with you fucking haters?

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:19 p.m. CST

    wow

    by Leafy McPlantsalot

    just wanted to go on record and say how much I love chasing amy and dogma but wow, if that is any indication on Zack and Mira....wow, so bad

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Poor Kevin Smith

    by skywalkerfamily

    The guy just can't get a break.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Think About The Paycheck.

    by uss cygnus

    Little Help Here, Gus? I'm Busy, Guys! You're a true artist, Gus.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:26 p.m. CST

    This is like a big YTMND!

    by PippinTheJedi

    Think about it. And it's pretty awesome, all I can say.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Great Joke.

    by georges garvaren

    Good job.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:28 p.m. CST

    I dig Sarah Silverman....

    by Brians Life

    I say this alot and it doesn't make me that many female friends...very few girls are funny. Those that are usually gravitate towards sexuality to achieve any form of comedy...Sarah does that too, but it's original and gross and some how really cute at the same time. Had to opp to meet her a few times in town and she's on my and my girlfriend's list of celebs we're allowed to fuck but never will...her and Cate Blanchett (I'm an odd one)

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:29 p.m. CST

    That being said....

    by Brians Life

    ...that one with Seth and Elizabeth Banks was awful! Few little touches of good improv, but just not funny. Not that I don't like Rogen, must've watched the Pineapple Express trailer like 100 times.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Kimmel/Silverman: funny (sort of)

    by SpencerTrilby

    Smith: overkill and lame. And that comes from someone who used to like him and his work. He just needs to go on rehab for his inflated ego now.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Brians Life

    by RockLobster800

    oddly, Id actually go out with silverman myself, cos I believe in real life , if she was a friend,Id find her funny-but not, y'know,good enough to have a TV showfunny...I mean she'd be good to have around to shoot the shit with kinda funny, but I wouldnt pay her to come out woth it...if you follow me

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:39 p.m. CST

    i'm in

    by LegoKenobi

    i'd fuck seth rogen. or he can fuck me, what the hell -- i ain't proud.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Was that Joan Jett?

    by DOGSOUP

    Holy shit I'd fuck her rotten. GMILF lookin good....

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 8:55 p.m. CST

    I'M FUCKING YOKO KNOWLES!

    by J-Dizzle

    In the bath, in the car, up against the mini bar!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:01 p.m. CST

    RockLobster...I gotta disagree

    by Brians Life

    While her show is anything BUT polished and the "acting" is horrible, I think it's pretty original and funny...however most of what I love about it is the performances of Jay Johnston, Laura Silverman and Brian Posehn...and I do find her songs to by annoyingly distracting...HMMM...maybe I DONT like her show!?!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Bet that was an awkward day on set...

    by SuperBurgerBat

    I can see Kevin Smith getting real excited and asking everyone to participate, which could only have been met with groans, at which point they realize they pretty much have to, 'cause he's the boss, and he probably whines like kid till he gets his way. Then it slowly kicks in how fucked they are, the whole crew of them, that there's no way MAKE A PORNO will have a shred of original artistic merit to it.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Joan Jett must be like 80.....

    by Brians Life

    ...she looks fucking GOOD! I saw a Pretender's concert on Satellite last week and my buddy thought the lead singer was Joan Jett...was hoping it wasn't cuz that chick looked like a mix of Alice Cooper and Skeletor...THAT is what I remember Joan Jett looking like.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:06 p.m. CST

    See that video of Kevin Smith at a Convention...

    by Brians Life

    ...some dude asked him whether he was gonna "make a non Jay and Silent Bob movie that doesn't suck?"<br><br>Smith responded that "as soon as I take my dick out of your mom's ass!"<br><br>I know these rules don't really apply here, but that was lame. I mean the dude was out of line, but STILL RIGHT! <br><br>And for the dude on the stage in the spotlight to attack the PERSON rather than the POINT...there are many things that many people will call Kevin Smith, both good and bad...one thing he AIN'T is a class act.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:06 p.m. CST

    "WHO'S THAT KNOCKING AT MY DOOR?"

    by BringingSexyBack

    BWAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:07 p.m. CST

    I love Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks

    by Bob of the Shire

    But that video was pretty lame, Seth and Jonah Hill's little bit at the Oscar ceremony was far funnier than that. I'm going to blame Kevin Smith for this.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:22 p.m. CST

    I actually thought Seth Rogan's was the only funny one.

    by SilentP

    Jimmy Kimmel's was okay, mostly for the celebrity cameos. Silverman's original one was funny for 2 seconds, and then went on for another 5 fucking minutes. <br> But Kevin Smith's was pretty funny.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Kevin Smith....one trick pony.

    by Brians Life

    He writes clever, yet amazingly unrealistic, dialogue...fanboys love him because he's so referential, but it's being done better by better people. Look at the Star Wars references in Venture Bros. to see how it's done right. Yet he's managed to build an empire on it, so...here's to his bad-directing ass.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Silverman's was funny...Kimmel's was overkill

    by NoCalFlicks

    Well as we speak I am still waiting for the page to load for the Seth Rogan one. Sara Silverman's vid was nice, Kimmel's started out nice but about three mins in it was starting to become overkill. Oh and really like the Sara Silverman show on Comedy Central, sorry guys. The simplicity of it is great, and the two stoner guys are kind of a refreshing take on stoner-buddy comedy.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Maybe that one wasn't very funny...

    by BizarroJerry

    But Elizabeth Banks did use the word "fucking" many times, in reference to sexual relations. And that's all right by me.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:42 p.m. CST

    This stuff is always funny if...

    by kuldan

    Like many of you have already agreed, this stuff is only funny UNTIL nine more sources rip it and try to make it their own. Jimmy's rebuttal was funny and cool, but we don't need ANY MORE. STOP NOW!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:43 p.m. CST

    At least Seth Rogan's.......

    by NoCalFlicks

    At least this version kind of put a different spin on it which is that the subject of the song is not happy to be fucking the other person.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:46 p.m. CST

    3 year old pawns aicn reviewers

    by bacci40

    http://tinyurl.com/2dalru....harry, hire this girl...she is gonna be a star

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:48 p.m. CST

    Wow this is like that bad Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity

    by TVguy4566

    The just keep cloning the same sketch and it gets dumber and dumber with each copy. I thought Sarah Silverman's/Matt Damon's were hilarious. It just went down hill from there though.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Meat Loaf!!!

    by BitterMan23

    Good to see him getting work... even though he's onscreen for less time than half the random extras in the pool scene.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 9:53 p.m. CST

    That really doesn't bode well for "Zack & Miri."

    by cinemixtape.com

    The first footage we see is them copying a video from fucking Jimmy Kimmel Live?!?! Are you serious? Come on Kev, you're better than that... Very awkward and painful to watch, which is a shame because I like everyone involved.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10 p.m. CST

    Perfect all around: Haters need Affleck to love em

    by Stormwatcher

    And after seeing Gone Baby Gone I got more love for the Ben

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Star Wars II Attack of the Unfunny Clones.

    by skywalkerfamily

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:20 p.m. CST

    They're both funny.

    by TattooedBillionaire

    I haven't checked the Kevin Smith one, and I have no desire to.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:27 p.m. CST

    KEVIN SMITH IS FIRED UP AND READY TO GO!

    by la_sith

    way to steal a joke and unfunny it. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:29 p.m. CST

    wow

    by Shakes

    Hey, now I understand what all my friends latest Facebook status's are about.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:30 p.m. CST

    I'm channeling Drew Barrymore

    by ZeroCorpse

    She 'comes out' and does my grocery shopping for me, and then goes back into her own body when we're done.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Seth Rogan to play Jeff Lynn

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Predictable but well done.

    by Live.

    Well played Kimmel.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Incessant Use of the Word "Haters"

    by Aquatarkusman

    I swear to God I'm going to invent that time machine and kill all of your grandfathers. P.S. If the law don't get her then I will, four little diamonds.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 11:02 p.m. CST

    SMITH = PHAIL

    by UMAGA

    Rip off something else.

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Funny, funny shit!

    by Zeke25:17

    All three of em are great, and the couplet including "jizz on her tummy/I lick it up cuz it's yummy" is worth a Grammy nomination all by itself. Say what you will about Affleck and Damon, but no one will ever accuse either of em of not having a sense of humor about themselves! Good show all!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 11:18 p.m. CST

    mmm. in the ear.

    by thebearovingian

    She won't hear right for a week!

  • Feb. 25, 2008, 11:37 p.m. CST

    fair warning

    by the podosphere

    Very funny stuff. Now to anyone else who's thinking of doing a riff on this, bear in mind that between Jimmy Kimmel and Kevin Smith, the idea's done. Expect no sympathy from me, Jason and Justine Bateman, if you come out with "I'm fucking my sister (brother)". Same goes for you Jeremy Piven and Jeremy Piven's mom.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:23 a.m. CST

    the silverman/kimmel stuff was funny, but...

    by RustyStardust

    dear god. that seth rogen thing was awful and unfunny. i couldn't even watch past the first forty seconds. when he said something about licking jizz... ew. poor taste. terrible comedy. if that's a preview of the next kevin smith film. rosario dawson should be jumping for joy she didn't wind up in this turd. ew. what an awful night. i caught five minutes of 'welcome to the captain'. vomit. five minutes of that bastardized version of lorraine hansbery's excellent play 'a raisin in the sun'. my guts are all over the floor. then, that gruesome seth rogen thing. who edited and directed that?! did they find it funny? if so, they must've had their tastebuds scorched with hot water. cause the whole night made me wonder who's allowed to run things. where is hairy's ire over this garbage?! he can bag on ratner, but says this junk is kinda good? sad. very sad...

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Um.

    by Captain Mal

    The Silverman/Damon video was really funny. The Kimmel/Affleck video wasn't as funny, but scored major points for sheer audacity and scope. The Kevin Smith thing is *painful* to watch, and I love everyone involved (including Smith--yes, suck it, haters). Bad, bad video. Pull it and pretend it never happened.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:31 a.m. CST

    That was just awckward

    by TheMcflyFarm

    but the "directed by M. Knight Shyamalan" made it all worth it.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:34 a.m. CST

    I really want to hate Brad Pitt

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    But the guy is just plain cool. I can't even be jealous. Plus, he's man-pretty.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:49 a.m. CST

    THE WAS WORTHLESS..

    by noncents

    It doesn't even compare to the original or the reply. Hackville, here comes Kevo Smitho.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:51 a.m. CST

    Holy Fuck...

    by Tourist

    ...The first one was cute, because Matt Damon was in it. The second one was cute because, you know, Ben and Matt are commonly identified as very close (fags)male friends. Plus it has famous people saying stuff about gay sex. Haha. The last one has nothing. Its not funny. Its really...lame. Did they have to do this as a promtional venture or something?

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Didn't much care for the Smith version.

    by Juggernaut125

    I caught the Kimmel one (or the end of it at least) on Kimmel's show tonight. I don't really groove to Silverman OR Kimmel, but this little ditty is pretty funny. Smith's...mmmm not so much. And as a side note. I used to date a girl who liked me to cum in her ear.... Everytime I was about to throw it in her face, she'd turn her head.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Oh yah. And 'I dunno'...

    by Juggernaut125

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Oh yah. And 'I dunno'...

    by Juggernaut125

    That was a GREAT joke. Thank you.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:55 a.m. CST

    When Josh Groban Showed Up...

    by El Fuego

    I pretty much cried laughing. Sorry Sarah, but you were totally outdone on this one.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 12:58 a.m. CST

    I feel about Sara Silverman...

    by Tourist

    ...The same way most of these closet queers feel about Diablo Cody. I don't want to smack her in the face. I want to full force punch her in the face. I see her, and its like my senses all get washed up, because I only hear CUNT. I don't know why either, because I've never seen her show. The most interesting about this saga of gay and dirty word jokes is that I now know the obvious. Its pronounced Row Gen, not Row Jen. Stupid me.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:07 a.m. CST

    I'm Fucking Elizabeth Banks.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That's the expression you're looking for. Think about it. It's the ONLY one that matters.<P>And this "I'm fucking ..." gag is already over. Let it die. Here. Now. Tonight.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Wow....pop-culture eating itself...

    by superduper3000

    Funny = Harrison Ford blowing kiss. <BR> <BR> Not Funny = EVERYTHING ELSE <BR> <BR> Blah!!! <BR> <BR> http://tinyurl.com/2wxo67

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:50 a.m. CST

    Jesus, why so much hate?

    by Ohwhattaworld

    What I think it interesting about this talkback is how much acid everyone feels the need to spew on this stuff, particularly the Seth Rogen version. I didn't think it was all that great myself, but it was cute and it was free. In fact, they are all free. While I can kind of see the logic in pissing-and-moaning about films you have to pay ten dollars and up to view, what is the point of spending all this time ragging on something that is ultimately at its best a labor of love and at its worst a harmless piece of fluff? Also, I find it interesting how everyone is using this as an excuse to bash Kevin Smith when, by all accounts, it was never even stated that he directed this. Yes, he appeared at the end, but it seems as though the majority of the cast of "Zack and Miri" appeared in it. My guess is someone on the set (a P.A. or something) made this and the cast good-naturedly played along as something to ward off boredom (see that film the cast made for Peter Jackson on the "King Kong" DVD for another example of this). To judge "Zack and Miri" based solely on this clip is just downright ridiculous. And I wasn't even a fan of it! Sheesh!

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Kevin "Anything for a Buck" Smith.

    by skywalkerfamily

    He was good in DH 4, though. At least it was a bit part.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 2:01 a.m. CST

    Let me go one further...

    by Ohwhattaworld

    Allow me to ask some of the people here--the people who feel it their need to just hate on anything and everything--what are your favorite movies? Your favorite pop culture references, your favorite TV shows, etc.? Because I want to know what the standard is for these kinds of people? What is it that transcends the pessmistic quagmire to become worthy of your love? I have a funny suspicion I might be incredibly entertained by your choices and tastes...

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 2:17 a.m. CST

    I'm fucking bored

    by Sledge Hammer

    And this shit didn't help.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:06 a.m. CST

    there's 10mins of my life I'll never get back

    by Maniaq

    some of us were perfectly happy to not ever see this unfunny kitsch dirty laundry, no matter how long ago our first computers or 14.k/28.8k internet may happen to be

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:39 a.m. CST

    ok kimmel i get it

    by Varakor

    but where's the revenge?? I'm mean its funny stuff don't get me wrong and the cameos are freakin hilarious, but like wouldn't "I'm fucking (some really hot chick here)" be funnier? I know Ben and Matt are best friend's and all, but dude... ah hell it's 4 am and I'm watching videos of people talking about fuckin when i should be watching films of people actually fuckin. FUCK!!!!! (SS original is the best)

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:51 a.m. CST

    No Cameron, no Terminator

    by CuervoJones

    That´s all.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Those f(beep)ing beeps get on my f(beep)ing nerves!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    What's with that crap? I never got that. Those beeps are fracking annoying.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Next time they better...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ...f(gunshot)ing use motherf(gunshot)ing gunshot sounds. F(gunshot)ing censors!

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:07 a.m. CST

    The only way to stop this abortion of a phenomenon

    by Itchy

    , clearly, is if I fuck both Sarah Silverman and Elizabeth Banks. So come on over ladies and start fucking.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:09 a.m. CST

    Fucking Funny.........

    by travis-dane

    hehehe.We should all Fuck some more!It is a good fucking thing.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Fucking Boring...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    The first vid with Matt Damon was funny.<p>The second with Indy in it, too, though the joke already became a bit lame and stale.<p>And now Kevin fuckhead Smith has done a third one? Wow, Mr. Smith, how fuckin' ingenious, man, you're like a Swiss fuckin' watch. Let me make something plain: I don't like you sucking around, bothering us with lame flicks or horrible acting, Smith. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Hohum.......

    by travis-dane

    guten tach auch.....

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 7:33 a.m. CST

    That sucked

    by _SnakePlissken_

    he just used star power to try and make his better.. the only thing that made the original funny was Matt Damon

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    coming soon...

    by haggardatbest

    To be certain: the next piece of garbage from the "Epic Movie" team will feature yet another parody of this. And Anton Chigurh will, I don't know, get kicked in the nuts.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Hope this is the end of it

    by sambrook

    The first one was funny (especially at first), the second one was pretty good and worked as a direct response. The Kevin Smith one seemed like one of those things that's funnier if you're involved - otherwise it's embarrassing. But please let the joke go now. Although if, as someone suggested above, Obama did pull out an I'm Fucking Bill Clinton in his presidential bid then it would top all of them.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Smith was unlucky

    by ChorleyFM

    I imagine they did this long before the Kimmel/Affleck version which took the idea an seriously built on it. That said for people who think it is representative of the finished film, well your just idiots. I imagine it won't be great (like most of Smith's work) but this was clearly an onset goof.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Kevin Smith version was totally unfunny and unoriginal

    by Bobo_Vision

    Big surprise there. His work has been unfunny and unoriginal since "Clerks".

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Remember Damon in Eurotrip?

    by Knuckleduster

    The guy sure has a great sense of humour. Love Sarah Silverman.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    QUINT = CRITICAL FAIL

    by mfcorleone

    Jesus man have some fucking taste. This is dogshit you cocksucking dung mound.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    I smirked at Silverman

    by ArcadianDS

    but the Kimmel video made me laugh. And everyone on this planet knows that the joke was officially finished with the Kimmel video. Everything else was just 'ME TOO ME TOO!' moves by people who can't come up with something of their own.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    8-O ...HAHAHAHA, I couldn't believe my eyes!

    by JDanielP

    I happened to see this on Kimmel's show while catching up on some reading (now seeing Damon's full video). -Maybe the look on my face should have been captured on camera...but I never imagined I'd see something like that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...And the "surprise" made it all the more hilarious. I've heard about the jokes that actors sometimes play on each other, behind the cameras,...but it's GREAT when the public is in on the joke (as long as everyone can laugh, in the end). How great it must feel for these actors (and singers) to shed their public image with such hilarity. Great fun. -Plenty of highlights,...but I particularly enjoyed Matt Damon's enthusiasm and Harrison Ford in the car, with the bumper sticker. -And another thing,...is that the "idea" of Brad Pitt as the FedEx man is actually very funny when you consider the reasoning. After all, Jimmy and Ben are so in love...that a delivery man that looks like Brad Pitt can't even distract them. And how funny is that? (snort!) Kudos to everybody. (Note: The bleeping and pixel-blocking makes it much funnier. It's similar to how scenes, in movies, can have more impact when they happen off-camera or in silhouette.)

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    sucked

    by JimCurry

    very lame...

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    The Kimmel one is great..

    by Quake II

    Hilarious. Brad Pitt as the Fed Ex guy was a riot..."What did you wish for?"....The gay scenes were a riot.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Silverman: Funny, Kimmell: Funny, Smith: Not

    by krushjudgement

    Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen are not funny. Clerks was funny, but nothing since. Rogen, I just don't get it.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Fuck Off, Matt Damon

    by Autodidact

    I like Matt Damon, Sarah is a good stand-up, but this whole bit was lame schtick from the start. I can't make it through any of these videos because "funny singing" makes me feel embarassed. I think they call it "douche chills."

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    I normally stand up for Kevin Smith in TBs, but

    by beastie

    GOD. That was horrible. No excuse for, as someone put it earlier, beating the dead horse.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    lame

    by StovetopStuffin'

    it was funny between sarah and jimmy, but other people doing it isn't funny.

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Kevin Smith version???

    by amievil

    yes he has a cameo...but its not a "Kevin Smith version," if anything its an "Elizabeth Banks version"...from Kevin himself: "Glad you dug it, sir - and I wish I could take credit for more than just my little cameo, but all the credit should go to Banks. It was her pet project from start to finish. Funny, funny stuff. The otter line kills me."

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 3:57 p.m. CST

    At Harrison Ford they treat you right.

    by skywalkerfamily

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:03 p.m. CST

    the silverman/kimmel videoes . . .

    by Violator90

    where fucking hiliarious! But this Seth Rogen was just play sad and annoying. It sounded really bad and looke like it was just put together in minutes, with anyone availible thrown in. Kimmel's "response" to Silverman's video was fucking FUNNY AS HELL! I was just planned out beautifully, and excuded perfectly. Rogen's video make you want to chop off your ears and pray then don't do a "response".

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    My Busey and Garner with Jimmy F'ing Ben "Mash-up"

    by tapehead1

    Hilarious!!! Check out my "mash-up" of when Busey Attacks Garner on the Red Carpet and Jimmy F'ing Ben Affleck on my page... www.youtube.com/seanmanband

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Gotta Admit

    by Bruce Thomas Wayne

    I love me some Huey

  • Feb. 26, 2008, 8:14 p.m. CST

    another vote for funnier with the bleeps

    by MurderMostFowl

    Southpark knows this. Everything's funnieer censored than uncensored. The first one was pretty funny just from the shock value and the "I can't believe they got matt damon to do that" sort of thing. The 2nd one was funny in a very different way....paying a great homage to "we are the world", Holding each other by the windowsill was brilliant!

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 3:57 a.m. CST

    This clown is a one trick pony.

    by GQtaste

    Another example of why he's a one hit wonder type of director. He's got nothing to say but dumbass stuff like his female counterpart, Juno.

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 6:15 a.m. CST

    just wanted to go on record and say how much I love chasing amy

    by MorpheusTheSandman

    I second that ... Heard that Clerks II wasn't very funny either ... Morph

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    My god, that was great

    by dr sauch

    I really hate Sarah Silverman. She's not funny, its embarrassing to watch her mug and make really really flat jokes. And I mean, shes not that hot. 6 at best. Anyway, Kimmel FTW.

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST

    The Kevin Smith Thing...

    by micturatingbenjamin

    It was funny, and I think Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks are actually tied in real life, so that makes the joke funnier...If they're not, the joke's still pretty funny.<p>What the funniest part is is when she says 'I fucked Seth Rogan to meet Judd Apatow'. BAAAAHAHAHAHA. That's fucking great. I hope this is a good flick, Kevin Smith didn't let me down with Clerks 2...He renewed my thimbleful of faith in him.<p>Sarah Silverman is kind of funny, but her show would be less funny without the pair of orange giant gay dudes. The fucking 'TAB' episode is up there with the greatest episodes of television there are.<p>Morph, Clerks II was pretty fucking great. And it was Kevin Smith at his best, no fucking lie. The jokes were great, and the casting was fan-fucking-tastic. Something about Rosario Dawson dancing to the Jackson 5 seems wrong...like Whatserface in Dogma dancing to 'Candy Girl'. Naughty-Naughty.<p>Thumbs up for all three jokes. Mainly for Matt Damon reprising his Euro-Trip 'Robbie Doesn't Know' role. What? I'm the only guy who saw that flick?<p>P.S. Do find some legal absinthe and drink about nine ounces of it before going to see Jumper...it's WAAAAAAAAY better.

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    hilarious

    by DonnieDorko

    The Sarah Silverman clip and the kimmel response was brilliant!..But the Seth Rogen one was extremley embarrasing to watch. Like collegestudents reenacting their favorite scenes in "Happy Gilmore" or something. You can't reenact comedy! It's never funny for anyone but yourselves, and it's painfully embarrasing to watch for everyone else!! aaarrrgh.

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    It's supposed to be a joke

    by Vorlagen

    "I'm Fucking Seth Rogen" isn't supposed to be a serious attempt to top either of the previous videos. Yes they're singing off key and yes there's no production value. That's the point. Chill folks.

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    The weird thing about Sarah Silverman....

    by SubliminalJones

    ..is that she is just like that character Helena Bonham Carter played in Burton's Apes remake....she looks just like a monkey, and yet one is strangely compleled to bang the shit out of her just to hear her screech and go "oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo".

  • Feb. 27, 2008, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Also, props to Harrison Ford in the 2nd one...

    by SubliminalJones

    What a great actor. He almost had me beleiving he was an aging, greying queen crusing West Hollywood for Boy's Town nuggets.

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