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Emmerich's 2012 is headed for SONY!

Published at:  Feb 22, 2008 2:36:14 AM CST

Hey folks, Harry here... well it seems Roland Emmerich is taking 2012 to Sony for a release in 2009 and an automatic Greenlight. We know that there's a number of theories on how the world will end in 2012 - and in the latest release - we're told this is an ensemble disaster epic like... well, his other disaster epics. However, if you want to know more about 2012 - we'll have to wait - otherwise, just check out the talkback on our previous story - because just about every theory on the Mayan's predicted end of all things is there... as well as details on the solar pole shift.... the alien reveal... and on and on and on.

We here at AICN are currently digging to find out more about Emmerich's recipe for destruction. As - well - fans of his and Michael Bay love to see shit blow up, fall apart and be torn apart. Speaking of... how badass was that Navy blow-up of that toxic spy satellite? I just hope there is high res color photography of that blast because, blowing shit up in space... for real, is something entirely new to the science geek in me. And I really want to see color footage. Don't you?









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  • Feb 22, 2008 2:40:07 AM CST

    F-I-R-S-T!

    by closeencounter

    Bring on the Satellites!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 2:42:21 AM CST

    S-E-C-O-N-D!!

    by closeencounter

    Heh. That did look pretty spectacular tho.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 2:42:49 AM CST

    Turd...er third

    by disfigurehead

  • Feb 22, 2008 2:46:29 AM CST

    Fuck Roland Emmerich

    by grievenom

    He Sucks Ass.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:18:00 AM CST

    HACK HACK HACK HACK

    by lost jarv

    christ, Harry- have you not seen Godzilla, The Patriot, The Day After Tomorrow, Poseiden, etc. Emmerich is basically Ratner in shiny,

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:22:13 AM CST

    btw, Thanks Harry for the Spy Satellite Blowup Footage!

    by grievenom

    That was very cool.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:36:38 AM CST

    Also gonna need to get a scarf

    by han cholo

    Because walking around in my jacket, button shirt, slacks, samurai sword, gun, and black Sketchers at night, it's gonna be cold at times and I'm gonna need to stay warm and cover my face. Oh yeah I don't think it's gonna be very smart to have a horse around after all. It's gonna make for unwanted attention - horse eaters, cannibals, general assholes who just want to start shit. Naw man, in post-apocalyptic Earth, I think I might consider a motorcycle which, hopefully will run on gas, if there is gas left. Otherwise my travelling is gonna be done Jubei style - walking everywhere

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:51:08 AM CST

    Yay

    by bilblow

    Everyone know about the Mayan calendar. OMG, it says the world is going to end near the end of 2012....

    Oh, no it doesn't. It says there is going to be a 'change', and then the calendar starts over again.

    Fuck you Emmerich.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:53:34 AM CST

    No explosions in space? OWNED

    by digitaldong

    I thought there was no such thing till I saw that. Also 2012 has suck written all over it before it even got the greenlight.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:58:37 AM CST

    toxic satellite debris

    by gavinvandraven


    eventually will work its way into our drinking water. i would say in 4 years... give or take.
    i am waiting for the impending zombie uprising as a result of this..... in 2012 the dead will rise! THE END IS NEAR!!!! run to the hills! run for your lives!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:59:26 AM CST

    omg....

    by gavinvandraven

    creepy thin man said it first... as i was typing it. scary....

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:00:58 AM CST

    You killed the Zombie Flanders.....

    by han cholo

    Yeah, slicing and dicing undead zombies with my sword would make for some good times.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:04:16 AM CST

    Just got off the phone with the Navy

    by motoko kusanagi

    they told that blowing that satellite up is actually a cover up story for something entirely different. I believe them.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:05:28 AM CST

    how many fools....

    by gavinvandraven

    are going to buy into this shit like the whole Y2K thing.... gotta survive til 2013..... and laugh at them.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:05:32 AM CST

    I always laugh my ass off...

    by evilgeek1

    when they blow something up in space in a movie. They get it so wrong.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:15:00 AM CST

    Anybody seen my spy satellite?

    by motoko kusanagi

    I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing my spy satellite!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 4:15:36 AM CST

    I guess I know what it looked like:

    by motoko kusanagi

    It looked likeTOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 5:22:57 AM CST

    I'm surprised there was any kind of flash...

    by evilgeek1

    what with the lack of oxygen and all.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 5:47:01 AM CST

    No! I Dont Want To Know!

    by tourist

    Wow, this gets me almost as excited as that time I saw two reds one after the other! Roland Emmerich making a movie is almost as awesome as that time I once didn't have to wait at the traffic light to cross the road because there was no traffic! YES!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 5:48:17 AM CST

    F Sony

    by palewook

  • Feb 22, 2008 5:49:28 AM CST

    Correction, Lost Jarv

    by motoko kusanagi

    "Poseidon" (not "Poseiden") was directed by Wolfgang Petersen.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:20:02 AM CST

    The Chinese did it first Harry

    by v'shael

    The Americans are just playing catch-up, as usual.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:37:04 AM CST

    That satellite destruction

    by moviemaniac-7

    was just the US way of saying that they have a bigger dick than the rest of the world. If any other country would've done that, and they did, the US condemns it.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:50:46 AM CST

    Spy Satellite Drama = Made for TV Movie Coming

    by alice cooper stalker

    That footage was awesome!! Unfortunately, with everything that we (not just the US, but everybody) put up there I think that this scenario is going to become increasingly normal. I have to believe that somebody, somehwere, is sitting in front of their computer writing a movie script that involves a non-successful take out attempt on a satellite. Turn your word processsor off because it's a dumb idea!!!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:52:48 AM CST

    shite so it was

    by lost jarv

    I was confusing my Hacks. It was still shit,

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:24:08 AM CST

    Love that space explosion footage.

    by docpazuzu

    Did I understand that correctly? That the zfisks and other conspiratards of the world are already attaching alternative nefarious meanings to the satellite destruction?

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised...

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:25:55 AM CST

    THE MIGHTY EMMERICH HAS NO EQUAL.

    by knuckleduster

    HE GAVE US UNIVERSAL SOLDIER. YOU GAVE US NOTHING. HE IS ALL-POWERFUL. HE WILL FEAST ON YOUR BONES, AND I WILL LAUGH! LAUGH, I SAY!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:34:21 AM CST

    johnyaztec

    by docpazuzu

    Troll much?

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:36:01 AM CST

    johnyaztec

    by ray gamma

    you stupid cunt

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:50:49 AM CST

    THE MIGHTY EMMERICH VOTES HUCKABEE.

    by knuckleduster

    HE IS THE ORIGINAL UNIVERSAL SOLDIER.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 8:17:25 AM CST

    johnyaztec- Your a Waste of Skin.

    by redfist

    Moron. Liberal don't like to see there tax dollars and Soldiers lives through away for bullshit. But your are too brainwashed to understand that right?

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  • Feb 22, 2008 8:18:31 AM CST

    johnyaztec

    by redfist

    The peanut gallery has spoken...go fucking kill yourself right now.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 22, 2008 8:27:35 AM CST

    JOHNYASSTEC

    by bringingsexyback

    Democracy has spoken - you're a moron.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 8:28:50 AM CST

    THE SPY SATELLITE CONTAINED SECRET PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION

    by bringingsexyback

    and pirated copies of There Will Be Blood.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 22, 2008 8:58:03 AM CST

    ricarleite, ask Riley Martin, the Biaviian's save us

    by computerguy68

    Or at least those who have a symbol, uhhh you mother fucker (Riley Speak)
    http://www.rileymartin.com/

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  • Feb 22, 2008 10:14:26 AM CST

    O-Qua Tangin Wann

    by livahd

    fuck emmerich, i wrote this movie a year ago.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 12:07:59 PM CST

    I thought the spy satellite contained

    by tumantorak

    Austin Powers' mojo.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 3:10:26 PM CST

    The Mayans didn't predict "the end of the world"

    by s00p3rm4n

    2012 is when one of their (several thousand year long) calendar cycles ends and resets, along with a couple much larger cycles. Their calendar is elliptical and attuned to lunar cycles. What? Paranoid internet people blow things vastly out proportion? Get Rick Romero on the honker!

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:30:00 PM CST

    Fuck 2012

    by dirtsandwich

    I rather see 2112. When the Priests rule The Temples of Syrinx.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 6:35:07 PM CST

    And isn't a fucking no-brainer

    by dirtsandwich

    to release it IN 2012 and not 2009. They could wait 3 years. If you have a movie called Friday the 13th, doesn't it make the most sense to release it on Friday the 13th...and not Wednesday the 11th...

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  • Feb 22, 2008 7:17:53 PM CST

    2012 Deus Ex Machina = Green Lantern Corps

    by messi

    The Green Lantern Corps will come to save the day, it was amazing in Justice, but it wouldn't make sense here which is why Emmerich will do it.

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  • Feb 22, 2008 8:26:06 PM CST

    So this will be like 2001

    by 'cholera's ghost

    Only it will be dated in 3 years instead of 33.

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  • Feb 23, 2008 3:49:55 AM CST

    DAMMIT those were the stolen plans for the Death Star!

    by maniaq

    I TOLD YOU THERE WERE NO LIFE SIGNS ABOARD!!

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  • Feb 23, 2008 10:55:02 AM CST

    Sweet!

    by luscious.868

    More liberal propaganda disguised as film. Just what the world needs.

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  • May 15, 2008 12:41:35 PM CDT

    THE END IS NEAR.

    by senatornado

    www.theendisnear.co.uk

    And is it really gonna happen in 2012?

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  • May 15, 2008 12:47:07 PM CDT

    johnyaztec

    by just pillow talk

    I hope you come back and share more insightful posts in the future.Thanks, jpt

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