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If the title ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE UNDEAD wasn't cool enough, now they have a fascinating composer!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. So, the Karate Kid, Miho and... um... Jeremy Sisto. And a kid by the name of Jake Hoffman (yes, his daddy was a Graduate)... anyway, they're in a low budget vampire comedy called ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE UNDEAD. Okay, this project is automatically cool.
Son of Dustin's movie will be scored by Son of John. Sean Lennon will score the flick.
Hoffman plays a struggling actor who gets cast in an off-Broadway production of HAMLET... run by an undead Romanian (played by John Ventimiglia).
And Ralph Macchio plays a mob boss who fights vampires. That's really all I need to know. I'll watch this movie. What about you?
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Hey William Shatner has william for a first name and William Shakespere has William for a first name.
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i'll pass
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mind you, we'll never actually get to see it here in Australia I'm sure
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...like a mix of Bubba Ho-tep and Shadow of the Vampire or something.
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...if you're fucking dead inside, snap!
Looks like it's one of those I'll only get to see on DVD, but dammit I'll hunt it down when it's out, it just sounds too far out!
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On those Zombies!
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...was the last movie to have such a cool title. Hopefully this film will be different than SOAP in the sense that it has more than its title going for it.
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MARVEL and the X-MEN have really lost their way
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Freddy plays Puck, then kills himself because his father doesn't approve, then Jason stands on a chair because Chucky has been fired from Elm Street University.
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Weird composer.
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Unless Tom Stoppard wrote this and George Romero directs it, I'm wary.
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And the twist is, the movie SUCKS.
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For years I thought it was the karate kid editing my Spidey comics.
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who fights vampires. That is pretty silly. Just saying it makes me chuckle. Try it out loud. See if you can do it without at least smiling. Then go try it on someone else!
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A prison movie with guts.
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I'll still pass. Bubba Ho-Tep cured my insomnia.
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Sounds interesting. I love the Tom Stoppard reference. Ralph Macchio you say? Intriguing.
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Feb 21, 2008 7:28:00 AM CST
Look up untalented, spoiled prick in the dictionary . . .
by nice marmot
. . . you'll see a picture Sean Lennon's smug, bored, alien face.
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Let's throw in Jake Osborne and Xenu Cruise while we're at it.
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Twelfth Nightmare... Richard III: The Dream Warriors... Henry V: The Dream Child... meh, it's too early, I thought I could be more clever than that
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Oh come on! One of the funniest films from my now red and over swollen raped teens is being plundered? Look up the word original in the dictionary and find a rapidly dissapearing page. You sad pathetic hacks, hang your heads in shame. For fucks sake.
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What's not to love?
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Is really impressive, and a step away from his father's. Just take a listen to the track "Photosynthesis" on his "Into the Sun" album and you'll understand why he's getting into film scoring. His newer album "Friendly Fire" is excellent and has a lot of cinematically fitting tunes.
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Ahem..
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believe me, this is not a good script. It was written by an idiot for his idiot friends.
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during an internship of writing coverage one semester. I'm pretty sure my official stance was that it starts out fun, but then gets way too caught up inside the mechanics of its own plot and boring backstory and ends up being a drag. Oh, and something about everybody becoming a vampire was thrown in at the end.
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How does crap like this keep getting green-lighted? Sounds like a campy remake of Innocent Blood (which was already somewhat bad despite Anne Parillaud's best efforts). The Karate Kid as a mob boss? Is he going to 'wack off' all his enemies? Horrid premise. A must skip and probably destined for a direct to DVD graveyard. You'll find it in 2 years wedged between Gidget Goes Galveston and Gigli.
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the title is fucking stupid.
i won't see it based on that alone.
another great film is going to get crapped on because folks will be confused.
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a good film. Let alone a great one. This, on the other hand, reeks of Troma. Which is a good thing.
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Twister w/ Crispin Glover & Harry Dean Stanton was fantastic. I grant that it was no Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead but...
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