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Captain Crunch's STAR WARS EPISODE ONE Review

Here we go..... This is how you are supposed to watch STAR WARS. Captain Crunch here is right on the money in terms of... How to react to this movie. Star Wars for many of us was the film that made us first notice film. And we were in awe of it. Goofy smiles were planted across our faces and we fell in love. But... Something has happened in the last 15-20 years. We grew up. We watched more movies, began critiquing them. We began to intellectualize about films. We began to take them seriously. However, STAR WARS (for me) has always been about the immature kid in me. The one that gets all excited and shouts with glee. And, I have to admit that when it comes to STAR WARS all my normal sensors will be turned off. I will simply.... be a kid. However, this won't be the case for everyone. There will be those that see THE MATRIX or BLADE RUNNER or 2001 and hold them on a higher plateau and cast stones from that seat on high, but... The fact of the matter is.... I love those films too... but with a different part of me. The part of me that grew up, that became.... Adult. The kid still longs for STAR WARS and aliens and beings from a thousand galaxies. Last night I saw DARK CRYSTAL... I love that film, but in the audience was a fella who had seen STAR WARS up in DALLAS. My only question for him was... "Is it better than Dark Crystal?" He smiled a toothy crooked grin and said, "THE PHANTOM MENACE MAAAAAAAN!!!!" and started giggling. Yeah.... Ok..... THat's what I wanted to hear. A person devoid of human thought because he had seen.... THE PHANTOM MENACE. For an example of this, read Captain Crunch's piece!

There are NO SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW, just some thoughts & feelings on the experience of FINALLY seeing the movie. By the way, KEEP YOUR SHIELDS UP, there ARE surprises, there are things we do not expect. (Although I must say that I am relieved that I can let my own shields down & not worry about spoilers any longer.)

I just saw Star Wars Episode I.

I JUST SAW STAR WARS EPISODE I!!!!!!

I saw those words on the screen again, "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..."

A dream came true.

I loved this movie.

I LOVED IT!

It WAS Star Wars. As much as any of the others. To me, that is all the review the movie needs.

I cannot WAIT to see it again. And again. And again...

How did all this happen? Well, through an incredible stroke of luck (and shameless begging), I was able to get a ticket for EPISODE I for today (Thursday, May 6). Needless to say, sleep was fleeting last night, I was a jumble of excitement and disbelief. This was a day that felt surreal. Was I actually going to see STAR WARS? We have all been waiting SO LONG for this moment that there is a certain sense of unreality about it. A new STAR WARS movie? The first in a SERIES of new STAR WARS movies? After all these years. My God, it is really happening. Part of me kept expecting someone to say, “sorry it was just a daydream, it’s not happening.” (In truth it WAS a nothing more than a hopeful fantasy until very recently.)

When I sit down to try to write a review, the only thought that comes to mind is “Who am I, that I would dare critique a new chapter in this great work?” I realize that my initial response to STAR WARS is always almost totally emotional, not intellectual, not philosophical, and certainly not completely rational. All those things come later, as I reflect back on the movies and see them again and again. This whole experience, the waiting, the countingdown, the mad rush to see the trailers with hundreds of other screaming fans, lining up to be first inside TOYS R US when it opens at 12:01 am, all of it has been like being eight years old again. STAR WARS was such a defining part of my childhood and EPISODE I has taken me right back there. I was sitting in the dark theater, gazing up at the screen in total wonderment, not questioning, not critiquing, just letting it wash over me & sweep me away. STAR WARS is, for me, about FUN, about WONDER, and about innocence.

STAR WARS has always been accessible to children (don’t forget, most us us “rabid fans” were children when we saw it). It is not a children’s movie in the sense of being EXCLUSIVELY for kids, but it is, always has been, and always SHOULD be an experience that children can treasure. It should be one of the quintessential moments that forever sears the wonderment of the big screen into children’s minds and metamorphoses them into life long movie fans. I would never have it any other way. I do not WANT to experience STAR WARS as an adult, or even an adolescent, I want the eight year old in me to open his mind again and I want to see it through his eyes. I did and I LOVED IT!

As for the worries that people have expressed on this site: JAKE LLOYD was wonderful. (Personally, I never had any doubt.) I was so completely drawn to Anakin Skywalker. He was my favorite character in the movie. To me, the journey from innocent young boy to tyrannical Darth Vader is the most interesting part of this new trilogy. (I imagine there will be folks out there who disagree, I am NOT saying I am right, just stating my opinion.)

JAR JAR worked for me. He will NOT work for everyone. I believed his character. I found his humorous moments charming. (All the kids in the theater cracked up at his antics and frankly, that warmed my heart.) I also thought his depth of courage and conviction was moving.

I loved it.

It was Star Wars.

What more needs to be said?

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It will be fine...
by mpyre
May 7th, 1999
01:57:36 PM
yeah
by Mathias
May 7th, 1999
02:11:35 PM
Episode I
by darken
May 7th, 1999
02:23:51 PM
Be The Kid (But Don't Buy The Book)
by BingoT
May 7th, 1999
02:39:27 PM
The Score
by Josh Acid
May 7th, 1999
02:42:34 PM
Darth Vader/Titanic comparison
by HAL9000
May 7th, 1999
02:47:05 PM
Peter Pan theory
by Fenn
May 7th, 1999
02:48:24 PM
Fine--but not good or great
by primemover
May 7th, 1999
02:50:07 PM
it's about time...
by Everett Robert
May 7th, 1999
02:52:51 PM
TPM
by Van Helsing
May 7th, 1999
02:59:00 PM
Didn't Like It? Screw You!
by dmodog
May 7th, 1999
03:27:07 PM
Let's talk history..........
by RobinP
May 7th, 1999
03:28:16 PM
In regards to Neeson
by greegor
May 7th, 1999
03:30:08 PM
Star Wars!!!
by Obnoxious Bitch
May 7th, 1999
03:38:35 PM
where's that article?
by r7286
May 7th, 1999
03:47:18 PM
Quit pandering to kids
by Marchen
May 7th, 1999
03:49:07 PM
NOTHING in Empire or ANH
by Everett Robert
May 7th, 1999
04:19:03 PM
To hell with kids. Do you hear me? TO HELL.
by TheMalcontent
May 7th, 1999
04:19:09 PM
Obnoxious Bitch
by Dolfanar
May 7th, 1999
04:24:12 PM
a quick comment to TheMalcontent
by Everett Robert
May 7th, 1999
04:26:29 PM
Face It, People
by Rebeck
May 7th, 1999
04:33:49 PM
flip flopping
by Cthulu
May 7th, 1999
04:43:37 PM
Baaaad sign, having to check your brain
by Dr. Channard
May 7th, 1999
05:05:36 PM
Phantom Phoolery
by GrouchLord
May 7th, 1999
05:23:06 PM
Phantom Menace
by downhiller
May 7th, 1999
05:39:15 PM
Pointless Plotlines 2
by GrouchLord
May 7th, 1999
05:44:27 PM
You dumb nerds...you can't have one without the other
by Violet Fire
May 7th, 1999
05:51:12 PM
I'm glad
by Yossarian
May 7th, 1999
05:58:42 PM
About lowering mental capacity...
by CMC
May 7th, 1999
06:02:32 PM
"The Menace Phantom?"
by Prankster
May 7th, 1999
06:11:30 PM
star wars review
by tkip
May 7th, 1999
06:17:37 PM
I'm a pretentious ass.
by TheMalcontent
May 7th, 1999
06:19:56 PM
I'm a drooling infant
by Prankster
May 7th, 1999
06:32:09 PM
Think About It?
by Rebeck
May 7th, 1999
06:34:56 PM
The Matrix, TPM, and Star Wars Nerds
by rmfruit
May 7th, 1999
06:48:08 PM
some good points here
by Everett Robert
May 7th, 1999
06:48:51 PM
Apologia pro vita sua.
by TheMalcontent
May 7th, 1999
06:51:15 PM
my two cents
by A Fan
May 7th, 1999
07:05:52 PM
more star wars comments.
by tkip
May 7th, 1999
07:10:33 PM
a kids movie
by magmox
May 7th, 1999
07:40:00 PM
Can't We All Just Get Along, Join Forces and Defeat the Empire?
by MaulContent
May 7th, 1999
07:41:29 PM
A young fan's ramblings...
by TK-421
May 7th, 1999
07:51:58 PM
Yall Bicker to much...
by Cricketx1
May 7th, 1999
07:53:42 PM
Phantom Menace
by dracog69
May 7th, 1999
08:00:38 PM
quityerbitching
by Rani23
May 7th, 1999
08:30:58 PM
Enough already
by not_a_jedi_yet
May 7th, 1999
08:39:44 PM
Hey Malcontent!
by Foster Zygote
May 7th, 1999
08:44:33 PM
A question for Dolfanor
by Creep
May 7th, 1999
08:54:01 PM
another post about Darth Sidious, as I will keep on posting unti
by 4-LOM/Zuckuss
May 7th, 1999
09:00:35 PM
STAR WARS
by jazcat99
May 7th, 1999
09:05:10 PM
Why ROTJ was a disappointment
by JohnSimon
May 7th, 1999
09:14:17 PM
This is ridiculous...
by Bret Randall
May 7th, 1999
09:23:53 PM
star wars
by alcester
May 7th, 1999
09:39:27 PM
JJ Gittes: About ROTJ and the Balance of the Force
by Violet Fire
May 7th, 1999
09:43:33 PM
Wrapping up this totally wasted day in my life.
by TheMalcontent
May 7th, 1999
09:49:58 PM
Hello
by droid
May 7th, 1999
09:54:44 PM
A few comments
by FilmBoyJoe
May 7th, 1999
10:07:16 PM
Back to Oz
by petros
May 7th, 1999
10:47:03 PM
Episode one, audience zero
by Reverand NHB
May 7th, 1999
10:52:44 PM
I've read the book
by Jona82
May 7th, 1999
11:40:07 PM
I'm first!
by Josh Acid
May 7th, 1999
11:44:49 PM
Darth Sidious and Senator Palpitine are twin clones who want to
by GrouchLord
May 7th, 1999
11:57:34 PM
possible objectivity?
by Lazarus Long
May 8th, 1999
12:01:55 AM
Take it easy, people
by falconIV
May 8th, 1999
12:11:38 AM
Its STAR WARS.
by Morphbacca
May 8th, 1999
12:38:45 AM
Repect thy fellow users
by McDanz
May 8th, 1999
12:45:23 AM
ROTJ agreement - letdown (I know - off topic)
by luckylou
May 8th, 1999
01:31:56 AM
Lest ye be judged yourself....and stuff.
by Monkey Lord
May 8th, 1999
04:39:57 AM
Well, golly...
by alison
May 8th, 1999
05:04:42 AM
what's ANH?
by alison
May 8th, 1999
05:10:34 AM
ROTJ was sub standard
by the boom
May 8th, 1999
06:08:58 AM
Who says TPM is geared to selling toys to kids?
by Nordling
May 8th, 1999
06:38:53 AM
SW Phantom
by snchandler13
May 8th, 1999
06:51:18 AM
4LOM-ZUCKUSS -you are right!
by TABALF
May 8th, 1999
06:56:55 AM
Star Wars Episode I
by garydmedia
May 8th, 1999
07:12:19 AM
THE QUESTIONS
by Flap Teddy
May 8th, 1999
07:22:49 AM
MATRIX vs STAR WARS and "PANDERING TO KIDS"
by xtopher
May 8th, 1999
07:39:54 AM
MATRIX vs STAR WARS
by xtopher
May 8th, 1999
07:53:25 AM
The Palpatine/Sidious thingie
by CMC
May 8th, 1999
08:09:52 AM
Animated SW
by 0007
May 8th, 1999
08:45:52 AM
Liam
by Cooker
May 8th, 1999
08:52:54 AM
Story Arc
by tdibble
May 8th, 1999
08:53:19 AM
Menace strikes back
by Ugnaughty
May 8th, 1999
08:56:49 AM
Duel of the Fates
by Lawyeron
May 8th, 1999
09:03:32 AM
Neeson's reasons
by rudds
May 8th, 1999
09:43:04 AM
Money Menace, Episode 22 years later
by D.E.T.9.
May 8th, 1999
10:06:16 AM
Star Wars and the eternal child.
by 31695
May 8th, 1999
10:24:01 AM
Sick & Tired
by Pod Racer X
May 8th, 1999
10:24:03 AM
Phantom Muppets? Sesame Street Wars? Star TeleTubbies?
by scarydog
May 8th, 1999
10:37:26 AM
Why...
by TheStarkiller
May 8th, 1999
10:47:39 AM
Pod Racer X...
by Foster Zygote
May 8th, 1999
11:00:10 AM
yet another starw wars review question.
by tkip
May 8th, 1999
11:20:57 AM
Nostalgia vs. Film Product
by Fellatious Bozon
May 8th, 1999
11:50:15 AM
These Brainwashed Reviews Sicken Me!
by Kirin
May 8th, 1999
12:18:55 PM
Book vs. Movie
by Zarrax
May 8th, 1999
12:44:24 PM
GEORGE LUCAS IS NOT A GENIUS
by Chi-town
May 8th, 1999
01:23:27 PM
enough already
by vernfett
May 8th, 1999
01:49:38 PM
Stop bitching already!
by The Black Adder
May 8th, 1999
02:00:45 PM
...from less than 12 parsecs away...
by DarthFett
May 8th, 1999
02:23:08 PM
Ah, Episode One
by Just Me
May 8th, 1999
02:43:32 PM
All you naysayers can suck my ass!
by Garth of Izar
May 8th, 1999
03:13:40 PM
Hey Gorgar
by Foster Zygote
May 8th, 1999
03:48:29 PM
ha
by dans baby
May 8th, 1999
03:48:32 PM
dans baby
by Foster Zygote
May 8th, 1999
03:55:13 PM
Face the Facts
by erasmus
May 8th, 1999
04:05:00 PM
GEORGE IS A SELLOUT????
by xtopher
May 8th, 1999
06:01:31 PM
Not so fast.
by Foster Zygote
May 8th, 1999
07:53:40 PM
Nay my child.... I AM LAST.
by McDanz
May 9th, 1999
12:00:22 AM
Darth Finious, there is another, I am the LAST
by GrouchLord
May 9th, 1999
01:53:28 AM
Nope, I am the last one. hehehe
by MacJedi
May 9th, 1999
02:50:32 PM
Darth Craven reports, the death of the Last One
by GrouchLord
May 9th, 1999
09:02:48 PM
Haha....
by Monkey Lord
May 10th, 1999
06:44:41 AM
ROTJ sucks???
by Immyjay
May 10th, 1999
08:28:12 PM
Crunchberries off the port bow!
by Wolfpack
Jul 24th, 2006
08:41:34 AM

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