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Miscweant Wants You To See KUNG-FU PANDA!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

And I’ve gotta tell you... I’m sold.

The new trailer for this movie showed up at my house today on DVD, and it’s great. Based on how many times a day Toshi wants to watch the original trailer for this film, I’d say this is the second most-anticipated film in my house at the moment. My son’s 2 ½ now, and he does his best to say “Kung Fu Panda” every time he sees the trailer. The fact that half the time it comes out “Fuck You Panda” is just icing on the cake. My wife’s reaction is solid freakin’ gold.

I’ve been hearing from filmmakers who have nothing to do with this movie since last year that something special was going on with it. This is starting to shape up as one of those special little animated movies that sort of blindsides everyone, like IRON GIANT or LILO & STITCH, something with real personality and character, something that stands out.

One friend of mine called this “a gateway drug into Shaw Brothers movies for kids.” Sounds freakin’ awesome.

Our spy today took a look at a chunk of footage from the film, something I’m hoping to do myself very soon. When I do, I’ll be sure to let you know what I think. For now, Miscweant’s got me excited:

Harry -
My first reaction to Kung Fu Panda was (bored, Droopy voice), whoopee, here we go again: hopeless slob (Jack Black, who else?) makes good in spite of himself, done with that trademark DreamWorks unattractive angular character design.

Mea culpa, friends. I just saw a lengthy promo reel for the film hosted by Ol’ Bullet-head himself, Jeffrey (nyah-nyah Michael, I’m still a player, what are you doing these days?) Katzenberg – and I am blown away. This is going to turn into an Anton Ego review (end of Ratatouille Anton that is), but here we go.
This is the most gorgeous cgi film I’ve seen to date in terms of the world it’s created for itself, surpassing Pixar’s best. There are some backgrounds so otherworldly they look as if they came out of a sci-fi film, while at the same time obviously inspired by Chinese landscape art.
But (as someone once said) you don’t leave a movie humming the scenery. Turns out KFP’s characters are quite pleasing to the eye – nowhere as angular as I first thought – and have more than a bit of emotional depth as well. First off, JBlack’s panda Po isn’t a deluded fool who believes himself a kung-fu master, he’s Kung-fu Guy: a fanboy who knows the intricacies of the art; he might fantasize being a master –

(SPOILER: in what looks to be a way cool opening sequence done in 2D to distinguish it from the rest of the movie – another straw in the wind re the return of 2D)

– but he’s totally aware of his lack of talent to actually participate. It’s a bit of self-awareness that instantly made me twice as sympathetic towards him. The characters were a beautiful blend of human and animal features, as furry – excuse me, ‘anthropomorphic’ characters should be. (Although there’s not much you can do to anthropomorphize a mantis). Dustin Hoffman’s red panda Shifu and Ian McShane’s snow leopard villain Tai Lung blend personality and species perfectly. (And Tigress Angelina Jolie’s ever-so-subtly glowing eyes – way cool…) Tai Lung transcends his stock-villain role via a brief moment of vulnerability and regret, while Shifu and Po enjoy character arcs that take them away from stock-character status as well. (Typecast Jackie Chan as Monkey didn’t have much to say in the promo reel).

The kung-fu battles are incredibly high-energy and amazingly choreographed – and in the cartoon world, the physically impossible feats are far more believable than they could ever seem in a live-action film. (As long as you can accept a universe of upright, clothes-wearing talking animals that is; then again if you can’t you have no business going to see this movie in the first place.)

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first for kung fu panda?....KUNG FU PANDA?
by FlickaPoo
Feb 19th, 2008
07:35:25 AM
close call...I was worried there for a minute...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 19th, 2008
07:36:10 AM
Hey...I'll see this.
by FlickaPoo
Feb 19th, 2008
07:38:31 AM
Monkeys Quivering Jowls
by onusbone
Feb 19th, 2008
07:42:59 AM
another cute bear movie
by Kloipy
Feb 19th, 2008
08:04:43 AM
Moriarty likes this trailer...
by Musicballs
Feb 19th, 2008
08:07:44 AM
Hong Kong Phooey
by tvspace
Feb 19th, 2008
08:12:01 AM
Good!
by FILMFUNK
Feb 19th, 2008
08:23:28 AM
Plant
by Magnum Opus
Feb 19th, 2008
08:30:54 AM
I don't care
by batmans_pants
Feb 19th, 2008
08:36:22 AM
I hate reviewers that think they are clever (Like this guy)
by MrInsidious
Feb 19th, 2008
08:46:43 AM
You know what they do with Panda fuckers in jail, right?
by DerLanghaarige
Feb 19th, 2008
08:47:05 AM
I need to compare the credits with Shrek
by Movietool
Feb 19th, 2008
08:59:32 AM
Usagi Yojimbo, anyone?
by Toonpooch
Feb 19th, 2008
09:02:23 AM
Miscweant bangs garden hoes
by Spoiler_Man
Feb 19th, 2008
09:02:39 AM
I'm still a bit cautious about this one...
by Billy Batts
Feb 19th, 2008
09:13:57 AM
Plant right?
by mistergreen
Feb 19th, 2008
09:15:24 AM
I remember an interview with Billy West...
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 19th, 2008
09:16:19 AM
There's always Skunk Fu...
by drwilliamweir
Feb 19th, 2008
09:32:12 AM
A big fat MEH!
by ELGordo
Feb 19th, 2008
09:35:41 AM
Usagi Vs This, ETC
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd
Feb 19th, 2008
09:55:48 AM
The Creepy Thin Man
by Billy Batts
Feb 19th, 2008
10:11:02 AM
I wanna see the snake!
by Spaceman Spliff
Feb 19th, 2008
10:12:13 AM
If they do Crane VS Snake
by cromulent
Feb 19th, 2008
11:02:30 AM
Still need to be convinced..
by Jonah Echo
Feb 19th, 2008
11:15:59 AM
Fuck Dreamworks with a big lunar fishing pole
by Burgundy82
Feb 19th, 2008
11:26:04 AM
Ranma World?
by kdoc13
Feb 19th, 2008
11:30:33 AM
And by Moriarty, I meant Miscweant
by Burgundy82
Feb 19th, 2008
11:33:21 AM
Kung Fu PLANT!!
by theredtoad
Feb 19th, 2008
11:33:51 AM
No fucking WAY...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 19th, 2008
11:35:59 AM
I believe it..
by V'Shael
Feb 19th, 2008
11:48:55 AM
Cromulent
by Abominable Snowcone
Feb 19th, 2008
11:53:25 AM
Thats why the universal love for The Incredibles
by skimn
Feb 19th, 2008
11:53:27 AM
Beverly Hills Ninja??
by MrPopular
Feb 19th, 2008
11:53:31 AM
'Surpasses Pixar' not...
by Rubiks Doob
Feb 19th, 2008
11:57:15 AM
skimn
by Billy Batts
Feb 19th, 2008
12:13:08 PM
80's panda cartoon
by force_fed
Feb 19th, 2008
12:29:51 PM
Billy Batts
by Burgundy82
Feb 19th, 2008
12:34:36 PM
I don't know about the movie, but the McD's toys are nice!
by StovetopStuffin'
Feb 19th, 2008
12:36:09 PM
stop this animalexploitation now!!
by cheifchirpa3000
Feb 19th, 2008
12:45:26 PM
Fuck You, Panda! I wanna see Capoiera Koala!
by MrMysteryGuest
Feb 19th, 2008
12:47:27 PM
interesting, but ...
by DeadPanWalking
Feb 19th, 2008
12:57:08 PM
Burgundy82 Fuck you!
by Proman1984
Feb 19th, 2008
12:57:53 PM
otherworldly chinese painting style landscapes sounds great
by pipergates
Feb 19th, 2008
01:07:42 PM
Proman
by Burgundy82
Feb 19th, 2008
01:20:58 PM
Well, at least Ben Stiller's not involved
by skimn
Feb 19th, 2008
01:37:12 PM
Planty McPlant
by Acappellaman
Feb 19th, 2008
01:58:59 PM
Relentless promos turned me off
by Mullah Omar
Feb 19th, 2008
02:04:08 PM
Did I read right? Invoking the Iton
by darth rod
Feb 19th, 2008
02:10:33 PM
Did I read right? Invoking the Iton
by darth rod
Feb 19th, 2008
02:10:33 PM
Did I read right? Invoking the Iron Giant
by darth rod
Feb 19th, 2008
02:11:23 PM
Monster House!!
by skimn
Feb 19th, 2008
02:40:26 PM
Promor reels are supposed to make a film look good
by Larry of Arabia
Feb 19th, 2008
02:43:45 PM
to hell with the panda!
by LegoKenobi
Feb 19th, 2008
03:08:52 PM
New trailer
by Sinisterjim
Feb 19th, 2008
03:13:06 PM
"Hi, one ticket for Fuck You Panda?"
by PirateEmery
Feb 19th, 2008
03:23:34 PM
Pandas
by Rando Calrisian
Feb 19th, 2008
03:43:54 PM
Usually havin a big ole panda steak...
by Brians Life
Feb 19th, 2008
03:46:51 PM
That said...
by Brians Life
Feb 19th, 2008
03:47:35 PM
There's no denything...
by Brians Life
Feb 19th, 2008
03:49:52 PM
Over the Hedge
by Nozoki
Feb 19th, 2008
03:56:51 PM
Everyone was kung fu Panda!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 19th, 2008
03:59:31 PM
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE
by johnnykool
Feb 19th, 2008
04:03:43 PM
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE
by johnnykool
Feb 19th, 2008
04:04:07 PM
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE
by johnnykool
Feb 19th, 2008
04:05:53 PM
GOD DAMN SLOW NEWS DAY HERE
by johnnykool
Feb 19th, 2008
04:06:17 PM
Stick around, Hulk pics are coming tomorrow.
by Nice Marmot
Feb 19th, 2008
05:02:00 PM
Beverly Hills Ninja in a Panda Suit
by Maui
Feb 19th, 2008
05:19:12 PM
I laughed hysterically at "Fuck you, Panda"
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Feb 19th, 2008
05:23:43 PM
Oh, please! This guy is so obviously a fucking plant!
by Mr_Incredible
Feb 19th, 2008
06:14:57 PM
And shame on you, Moriarty, for buying into this crap!
by Mr_Incredible
Feb 19th, 2008
06:22:05 PM
If it was called Fuck You Panda...
by andyny29
Feb 19th, 2008
06:26:16 PM
cant believe im ever going to say this, but....
by Obscura
Feb 19th, 2008
06:33:38 PM
Killl Bill Music?
by christian66
Feb 19th, 2008
06:33:41 PM
Bleh
by Raphman
Feb 19th, 2008
07:05:21 PM
I had Kung Fu Panda the other night.
by otm shank
Feb 19th, 2008
07:22:33 PM
When one little Panda touches another little Panda..
by themasterofnonsense
Feb 19th, 2008
07:33:31 PM
better than pixar?
by JMcLovin
Feb 19th, 2008
07:36:50 PM
PLANT, BITCH!!!!
by Han Cholo
Feb 19th, 2008
07:39:06 PM
Gus Van Rant
by GibsonUSA
Feb 19th, 2008
08:05:42 PM
Street Fighter CASTING
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 19th, 2008
08:05:48 PM
Street Fighter CASTING
by SaluteYourShorts
Feb 19th, 2008
08:07:38 PM
Really?
by The Grug
Feb 19th, 2008
09:10:53 PM
Dreamworks havn't made a decent animation since Antz
by F69
Feb 19th, 2008
09:17:55 PM
GibsonUSA, learn some history.
by HellKing
Feb 19th, 2008
09:43:06 PM
Re: Kung-Fu Panda AMC cell phone ad
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 19th, 2008
10:01:55 PM
now if only we could treat shite animators the same way we used
by Obscura
Feb 19th, 2008
10:08:41 PM
The sweetest meat...
by billis3811
Feb 19th, 2008
10:19:54 PM
Menstruation.....
by Liverstealer
Feb 19th, 2008
10:23:02 PM
Shrek is the finest animated film ev-
by billis3811
Feb 19th, 2008
10:26:22 PM
i dunno
by drave117
Feb 19th, 2008
10:35:42 PM
masterofnonsense...
by JackBauer24
Feb 19th, 2008
11:18:53 PM
Is this the TV movie of Kung Fu Skunk?
by Series7
Feb 19th, 2008
11:20:28 PM
I 2nd the vicious, killing, neck-eating bears!
by thebearovingian
Feb 19th, 2008
11:36:17 PM
Kung Fu Panda was a fag
by Sledge Hammer
Feb 20th, 2008
12:04:23 AM
Pirate Emery
by Juggernaut125
Feb 20th, 2008
01:01:41 AM
I hafta support rodolphe guenoden
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
02:29:45 AM
another crap bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
06:43:43 AM
Kung Fu Panda v. Racist Salesgenie Panda.
by rbatty024
Feb 20th, 2008
06:44:05 AM
real bears don't do kung-fu shit
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
06:49:53 AM
however, samurai monkeys are cool
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
06:50:56 AM
fuck this stupid bear
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:12:14 AM
I would like to see Kung-Fu Panda
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:16:49 AM
Finally, we get a bear thread and it's a wimpy
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:17:59 AM
Kung Fu Panda= Ewok
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:18:46 AM
Kung fu Pandas are the Jar Jar's of Bears
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:24:11 AM
this thread was made for us
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:26:03 AM
It's like Manna from Heaven
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:27:28 AM
oh wow.
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:28:08 AM
hahaha that's awesome Jarv
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:29:19 AM
bears hang out with other animals...
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:30:56 AM
I'm thinking the bears need a guild or something
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:32:16 AM
teddy bears picnic=BLOOD BATH
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:32:39 AM
perhaps the grizzlies, black, and polar bears
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:33:32 AM
Fuck Kung Fu Panda
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:33:48 AM
the WBA strike
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:34:26 AM
Yes, they do need a guild
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:35:05 AM
I say they just herd all the koalas and pandas
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:36:09 AM
guys, maybe this movie will be a good thing
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:37:21 AM
or we airlift The Bates into the clearing...
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:37:32 AM
Kentucky Fried Panda
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 20th, 2008
07:38:02 AM
you're right Kloipy...."Population Control"
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:38:15 AM
They'd certainly be endangered
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:39:05 AM
line the bears up execution style
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:39:15 AM
get them all to stand in line with their heads together
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:40:35 AM
a reality show I would watch
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:40:45 AM
Better than Pixar's Best? From Dreamworks?
by kevinwillis.net
Feb 20th, 2008
07:41:42 AM
what's even worse about Kung Fu Panda
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:42:49 AM
"Mauling a Celebrity"
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:43:38 AM
The Bear World
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:45:38 AM
Big Brother:Bear in the Big Red House
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:46:04 AM
Survivor: Bear Mountain
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:48:15 AM
Dancing with the Bears
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:49:06 AM
Moment of Tooth
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:49:23 AM
Reality TV is vastly improved when you add a bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:50:26 AM
Am I smarter than a Kodiak Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:51:12 AM
The Biggest Loser
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:54:04 AM
Who Wants to be a Millionbear
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
07:55:09 AM
American Bear
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
07:59:30 AM
The Weakest Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
07:59:54 AM
I would watch that
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:00:52 AM
Wife Chomp
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:02:54 AM
Gladiator: Bear Attack
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:03:00 AM
Grizzley Spaces
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:04:22 AM
Changing Bears
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:05:14 AM
Pillow, that gladiator idea is fucking awesome
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:05:26 AM
America's Next Top Mauling
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:06:40 AM
This Old Den with Bear Villa
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:06:48 AM
Pimp my Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:07:20 AM
Celebrity Scissorbears
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:09:17 AM
Extreme Mauling: Home Edition
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:10:25 AM
Flavor of Pain
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:11:54 AM
Boy Meets GRRRRL
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:12:15 AM
I'm a celebrity get me out of here!
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:12:40 AM
Last Comic Standing
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:12:53 AM
Beauty and the Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:13:57 AM
The Real World: Yellowstone
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:14:45 AM
Fear Factor
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:16:01 AM
Mythbusters
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:16:33 AM
My Bear 16
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:16:42 AM
Kid Evisceration
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:17:13 AM
Candid Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:17:45 AM
The Grizzley Bear Hunter
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:18:09 AM
"how do you solve a problem like a bear"
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:20:06 AM
Bear or no Bear?
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:20:13 AM
The Bear is Right
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:22:04 AM

by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:22:36 AM
Bear Grylls Vs Wild Bear
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:23:00 AM
Jerry Springer special edition: I married a bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:24:42 AM
The Jenny Groans Show
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:26:01 AM
Judge Bear
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:27:23 AM
Judge Joe Brown Bear
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:29:38 AM
Faking it. (This one's too easy)
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:33:19 AM
HB:TV presents House Hunters
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:35:05 AM
To Trap a bearophile
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:41:03 AM
Wheel of Agony
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:41:34 AM
America's funniest Bear Attacks
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:42:47 AM
In Jeopardy
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:42:59 AM
Pillow, I would LOVE america's FBA
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:43:51 AM
Jeopardy (hosted by bear)
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:44:13 AM
this is good work
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
08:45:39 AM
Late Night with a hungry bear
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:48:22 AM
The Amazing Race
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:50:15 AM
60 Minutes (of excruciating pain)
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
08:50:33 AM
To Catch a Predator
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
08:54:13 AM
The Horror of this Film Can Be Said in Three Words:
by micturatingbenjamin
Feb 20th, 2008
09:24:18 AM
Re: Rodolphe Guenoden
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 20th, 2008
09:24:22 AM
Kloipy..
by micturatingbenjamin
Feb 20th, 2008
09:25:21 AM
The Revised Second Amendment
by JackBauer24
Feb 20th, 2008
10:32:33 AM
micturatingbenjamin
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
10:35:46 AM
Osmosis
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
10:55:59 AM
24: jack bear
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
10:57:23 AM
paddington!
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
10:58:21 AM
must die a horrible death!
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
11:05:09 AM
Paddington is a little bitch
by Lost Jarv
Feb 20th, 2008
11:09:42 AM
Flaming leg kicks for some
by Kloipy
Feb 20th, 2008
11:36:19 AM
paddington fucked your sister
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
12:37:58 PM
paddington has no dick
by just pillow talk
Feb 20th, 2008
12:40:36 PM
thats not what your sister says..
by ironic_name
Feb 20th, 2008
01:07:46 PM
This is getting an IMAX release!
by skywalkerfamily
Feb 20th, 2008
03:28:12 PM
dead younglings can kick kung fu panda's ass
by just pillow talk
Feb 21st, 2008
06:35:54 AM

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