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Miscweant Wants You To See KUNG-FU PANDA!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
And I’ve gotta tell you... I’m sold.
The new trailer for this movie showed up at my house today on DVD, and it’s great. Based on how many times a day Toshi wants to watch the original trailer for this film, I’d say this is the second most-anticipated film in my house at the moment. My son’s 2 ½ now, and he does his best to say “Kung Fu Panda” every time he sees the trailer. The fact that half the time it comes out “Fuck You Panda” is just icing on the cake. My wife’s reaction is solid freakin’ gold.
I’ve been hearing from filmmakers who have nothing to do with this movie since last year that something special was going on with it. This is starting to shape up as one of those special little animated movies that sort of blindsides everyone, like IRON GIANT or LILO & STITCH, something with real personality and character, something that stands out.
One friend of mine called this “a gateway drug into Shaw Brothers movies for kids.” Sounds freakin’ awesome.
Our spy today took a look at a chunk of footage from the film, something I’m hoping to do myself very soon. When I do, I’ll be sure to let you know what I think. For now, Miscweant’s got me excited:
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My first reaction to Kung Fu Panda was (bored, Droopy voice), whoopee, here we go again: hopeless slob (Jack Black, who else?) makes good in spite of himself, done with that trademark DreamWorks unattractive angular character design.
Mea culpa, friends. I just saw a lengthy promo reel for the film hosted by Ol’ Bullet-head himself, Jeffrey (nyah-nyah Michael, I’m still a player, what are you doing these days?) Katzenberg – and I am blown away. This is going to turn into an Anton Ego review (end of Ratatouille Anton that is), but here we go.
This is the most gorgeous cgi film I’ve seen to date in terms of the world it’s created for itself, surpassing Pixar’s best. There are some backgrounds so otherworldly they look as if they came out of a sci-fi film, while at the same time obviously inspired by Chinese landscape art.
But (as someone once said) you don’t leave a movie humming the scenery. Turns out KFP’s characters are quite pleasing to the eye – nowhere as angular as I first thought – and have more than a bit of emotional depth as well. First off, JBlack’s panda Po isn’t a deluded fool who believes himself a kung-fu master, he’s Kung-fu Guy: a fanboy who knows the intricacies of the art; he might fantasize being a master –
(SPOILER: in what looks to be a way cool opening sequence done in 2D to distinguish it from the rest of the movie – another straw in the wind re the return of 2D)
– but he’s totally aware of his lack of talent to actually participate. It’s a bit of self-awareness that instantly made me twice as sympathetic towards him. The characters were a beautiful blend of human and animal features, as furry – excuse me, ‘anthropomorphic’ characters should be. (Although there’s not much you can do to anthropomorphize a mantis). Dustin Hoffman’s red panda Shifu and Ian McShane’s snow leopard villain Tai Lung blend personality and species perfectly. (And Tigress Angelina Jolie’s ever-so-subtly glowing eyes – way cool…) Tai Lung transcends his stock-villain role via a brief moment of vulnerability and regret, while Shifu and Po enjoy character arcs that take them away from stock-character status as well. (Typecast Jackie Chan as Monkey didn’t have much to say in the promo reel).
The kung-fu battles are incredibly high-energy and amazingly choreographed – and in the cartoon world, the physically impossible feats are far more believable than they could ever seem in a live-action film. (As long as you can accept a universe of upright, clothes-wearing talking animals that is; then again if you can’t you have no business going to see this movie in the first place.)
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...make that trailer into something special.
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Where in the FUCK are the vicious killing neck eating bears that I've come to need in cinema??? A real bear would eat this fucker whole and shit him out.
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..but not the Indiana Jones trailer?
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I'd rather see the adventures of Penrod Pooch. Where's Scatman Crothers When you need him? Oh yeah, dead for 22 years.
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A kid friendly one I mightpossibly enjoy while taking the yungsters, normally only happens with Pixar.
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yeah, I said it...
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if this is a plant. I liked the trailer. It made me laugh. It made by 6 year old boy laugh and we both liked the look of it. Kung Fu Panda will rock.
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Feb 19, 2008 8:46:43 AM CST
I hate reviewers that think they are clever (Like this guy)
by mrinsidious
Maybe for a moment (and when I say a moment I mean this review) you could stop putting things (.......in........)
Just review the movie jerk off and leave being cute and annoying to Farty Harry -
Feb 19, 2008 8:47:05 AM CST
You know what they do with Panda fuckers in jail, right?
by derlanghaarige
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Beacause I can't believe anyone involved in the horrible character and production design of the Shrek movies had anything to do with the gorgeous character and production design I saw in the trailer. I'm looking forward to seeing this - which is the first time I've ever said that about a Dreamworks animated flick.
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Oh yes, indeed. A Usagi movie would beat the cr*p out of this DreamWorks Panda... Maybe if KFP plays well, someone will do the right thing and give that there rabbit a run on a Big Screen...
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Because...he's a plant.Another plant's plan to delude AICN talkbackers spoilt by the amazing Spoiler_Man!
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Typical CG cartoon formula of the last 10 years. Take cute animal, add something it shouldn't be doing (Surfing penguins). I hope this one surprises me.
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?????
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...where he was asked how to get into the voice acting field, and he wearilly replied "Become a celebrity". If Kung Fu Panda were a TV series, West would be voicing half these characters, but because it's a theatrical movie, it's all BIG! NAME! CELEBRITIES! Even the teaser trailer had more live-action footage of Jack Black than actual cartoon footage from the film! Bring back actual VOICE ARTISTS for animated films!
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http://www.skunkfu.tv/
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The trailer was totally laugh or smirk free and I know exactly how this thing will play out and end.
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I'd pay to see that!
I agree with those who say the animated market is oversaturated with formulaic crap, stuffed full of "buzz name" celebs (or semi-celebs) ... I feel sorry for the less-fortunate, gullible parents who allow themselves to get saddled with taking their kids to see every single flick that comes down the pike and then doubly-cursed by the inevitable 2-disc DVD, all because the only thing more prevalent than sub-par animated features is the non-stop tsunami of advertising and product tie-ins.
Not sure if this is one of THOSE or not, because frankly, I don't feel that this was an objective review. Or at least, I didn't get shit from it, minus the cast. -
I said something it SHOULDN'T be doing.
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Something cool I noticed in the trailer is that there appears to be a kung-fu snake on JB's side. Now THAT'S a style I'd like to see!
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do they use the actual animals?
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Actually I havent seen the trailers yet, just that stupid "silence your cellphones" gag with kung-fu panda that has been playing since the summer at AMC theaters. That thing has already destroyed any goodwill the premise might have established. Now, its going to take seeing a sample of the "otherworldly" beauty and excitement that the reviewer above describes. Im not going to claim it isn't that way, but Im gonna need a clip or something before I put down the cash for this one. And Im finally starting to feel that the end of Jack Black's fifteen minutes may be nigh.
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"Shark Tale" and the entire "Shrek" series are nothing short of abominations, literally embodying everything that is wrong with most of today's animated films. I especially never understood the unparalleled success of those ogre flicks — the pop culture references are dropped in "Epic Movie/Meet the Spartans"-like fashion, and there is not one ounce of geniuine heart to be found. Plus Dreamworks' animation is just ass ugly, and no matter what Mori says, "Panda" looks to be the same. I can't believe he's even entertaining the notion that this is on par with Pixar. "The Incredibles" is one of the most perfectly realized adventure films of all time, and even the studio's worst ("Cars"), is leagues better than anything that little twerp chilling on the moon has ever shat out (animation-wise).
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Obscure yes, funny no. Sorry.
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And by "I want a goddamn edit feature," I meant "I want a goddamn edit feature."
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first he goes from ranting about bad character design to loving good character design. make up your fuckin mind mr planty!
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...this comes anywhere close to being on par with The Incredibles.
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I saw a trailer for this ages ago, and it certainly made me laugh.
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a snake is one of the animals. There's also a baboon, a grasshopper, and a couple others.
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Enough of the cute anthropomorphic animals!!!!
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This looks like the same damn thing. Idiot fat guy/Panda. Suppose 2 b a super Kung Fu God.
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Such an obvious plant but c'mon just look at the trailer. It's maybe as nice looking as Toy Story 1 but nowhere even close to the beauty of Finding Nemo or Ratatouille.
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No kidding! Incredibles and Ratatouille proved they can finally get human characters to look right (if not realistic, which isn't the point of animation anyway) If I have to watch one more movie where an out of place animal or toy or robot goes on a journey of self-discovery while meeting a cast of wacky characters voiced by a bunch of big name actors along the way, I'm gonna punch someone in the face.
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PANDAMONIUM! does anyone remember that damn thing? they always had to form "poppa panda" to overcome evil in the final battle of every episode. strange. off topic? sorry.
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I don't undestand why some studios go for "realistic-looking" human characters anyway, ESPECIALLY for a comedy. I can understand why something like "Beowulf" would require a departure from cartoonish characters, but why the hell try to make the lame-ass humans in the "Shrek" movies look "real"? It just makes them less funny. The character designs in "Ratatouille" and "Incredibles" were a dead-on perfect fit.
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Feb 19, 2008 12:36:09 PM CST
I don't know about the movie, but the McD's toys are nice!
by stovetopstuffin'
I've seen the happy meal toys, and these toys are way better than your usual ones. But don't buy the McD's food, just buy the toy. They're some nice sculpts.
The movie looks fun, and hopefully has a good story. But no way can it be better than Incredibles or even Monsters Inc. but it has to be better than Shrek, right? -
throw some googly eyes on a dung beetle and you got yourself a hit movie the kids ill love. monkeys, penguins, polar bears, rats blah blah fucking blah. every year, 4 movies a year, 13 dollars a ticket, for the rest of your lives. fuck aniumals!
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... I would have expected more detail concerning the backgrounds from a PLANT!
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DreamWorks fucking rocks you bitch!
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Feb 19, 2008 1:07:42 PM CST
otherworldly chinese painting style landscapes sounds great
by pipergates
and the characters looks great too...reminds me of some old children's books animals ala Wind in the Willows, brought to life.
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Dreamworks Animation can take their army of jagged characters with wacky A-List voices, their undersea Times Square AND their fairytale kingdom Hollywood and shove them all right up their bereft-of-a-single-creative-thought asses. Sideways.
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..wait, isn't Madagascar 2 coming out?..**walks away muttering about the state of animation**
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Ummm... can you say 'plant'? I knew you could. It's so obvious.
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I think the Panda "turn off your cell phones" promo appeared before every single film I saw this Fall and Winter - which means that I saw it a lot. So many times, actually, that I never want to see that fucking panda ever again, even though for a while I refused to believe that the character was from an actual film. But after overdosing so long ago, this could be the CTIZEN KANE of panda martial arts films and I still wouldn't be able to stomach it. Marketing people, you fucked up.
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Did they release a special magical trailer that no one has seen yet? so great to mention Iron Giant or better than Pixar? are you kidding me? The 2 trailers shown seems like same old dreamworks: cute talking animals, celebrity voices, crappy soundtrack and pop culture references (using the kung fu fighting
song? wow thats inspire!)
Looks on the same level that other crapworks animated movies (well maybe not as ugly as Shrek)
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Did they release a special magical trailer that no one has seen yet? so great to mention Iron Giant or better than Pixar? are you kidding me? The 2 trailers shown seems like same old dreamworks: cute talking animals, celebrity voices, crappy soundtrack and pop culture references (using the kung fu fighting
song? wow thats inspire!)
Looks on the same level that other crapworks animated movies (well maybe not as ugly as Shrek)
wake me when they get some balls, the do a straight up pure human story, with no celebs, no pop culture references and actually some story and well rounded characters. -
sorry double post
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Forgot about another fine (non Pixar) CG animated flick NOT featuring cuddly critters.
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Are you kidding? A promo reel is created by marketing and supposed to make the movie look great. They cut away all the junk. I'm not saying the movie won't be good, but this is falling hook, line, and sinker for marketing.
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i wanna know if i won the "bizarre new world" custom lightsaber contest! today's the 19th... someone announce the winner! [crossing fingers...]
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http://movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=kungfupanda
"Kung Fu Fighting"...how inspired. -
I can't WAIT to say that...
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Pandas are the same color as penguins.
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...with homefries. Frisky Dingo anyone? "This is on the DL, but I kinda do these grey market safaris once a year.""Is that a panda?""Is that a panda?""Yep, the most dangerous game."
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I'm almost certain this movie will, while not SUCK, be not good.
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...that PIXAR is doing these movies better than anyone else. It's a shame that because of Pixar's success we are seeing less and less traditional animation. And when did Jack Black become such a fuckin' whore!?!
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Was pretty enjoyable to me. In fact, I laughed out loud during the dog chase/propane tank scene.
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Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? -
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? -
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? -
Latino Review, SHH, IESB, CHUD, and Serve With Chips have more recent updates than you guys.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK??? -
Or go see them at other sites now.
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That's what it reminded me of with ripoff music from Kill Bill and other Kung fu shows. However, I am a big animation freak so I'll be there and form my opinion the proper way, after the movie has ended.
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that's maybe the funniest statement I have heard in weeks.
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I would run out and buy a bootleg copy right away!
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Plant! Utterly and totally. anyone in the real world would have at least commented on how shite dreamworks animations are in every way, not just angular designed characters. it wasnt angular character that made shrek a bag of shite, it was just poor film making.
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More pop cultural excess.
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Theres no fucking way I'm seeing this. I refuse to support these crappy CGI flicks anymore. Plus it just looks like a half-assed Ninja Turtle rip off. I'm with Toonpitch, I'd much rather see an Usagi movie.
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Along with orange chicken, spring roll, and a side of fried rice.
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Feb 19, 2008 7:33:31 PM CST
When one little Panda touches another little Panda..
by themasterofnonsense
...thats sexual harassment.
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ridiculous.
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Sorry but nothing good has come out of Dreamwork's animation department, except for better looking CG but everything else has been sorely lacking. They need to do something along the lines of Beowulf to earn any real respect here. The kiddy cartoon stuff is getting old and they know it so guess what? The PR on this is gonna be huge and that means getting as many studio plants to get the message out. I'm not buying it.
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Actually its Westerners that adore pandas, which is why the Chinese use them to their advantage. If we didnt love pandas so much, they'd be extinct by now like so many other native Chinese creatures.
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http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-kreukkleinduncanstreetfightercasting,0,2042692.story
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http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/zap-kreukkleinduncanstreetfightercasting,0,2042692.story
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The trailer for this was shockingly bad. And although I know trailers shouldn't be considered entirely indicative of how the actual film will be - the little I've seen has my nose tingling, I smell a turd
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And this lame trailer hasn't convinced me they've suddenly come up with a pixar beater either. Looks like they've simply gone back to the Manatee tank and this time it's produced, Animal: Panda Vocation: Kung Fu figher.
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The fact is West has not been to kind to pandas. The British hunted them and today are so ashamed they would hunt a near non-violent creature that the stuffed ones in the British museums are hidden away and lost there black color. They look like baby polar bears. Then there Elenor Roosevelt who on a trip to China saw one and took one back to the US. Everyone saw it and started a black market on panda bears stolen out the wild by Westerners. Elenor Roosevelt regretted what she started. I bet you never heard of how when mummies were the big craze in the West, Westerners would steal mummies from Egypt, grind them down into powder and mixed with drinks and drink it down.
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Yeah, I had the same reaction seeing that "Dol-BEE!" ad for Bee Movie before EVERY FUCKING MOVIE released between June and November of 2007. Kinda cute the first time, but by the FIFTIETH time, I had no desire whatsoever to see the movie it was hyping. Luckilly, I've only seen that Panda AMC ad about twice, but still, at least CHANGE the fucking thing every month or so, otherwise you're just going to piss off any film fan who attemds the multiplex more than three times a month.
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Feb 19, 2008 10:08:41 PM CST
now if only we could treat shite animators the same way we used
by obscura
Pixar are the only ones making classics. Blue Sky are making ok stuff, and theres been a smattering of one off success. Dreamworks are about as talented as Paris Hilton. Just watch ANY dreamworks animation (they fuck up humans especially well) and then compare it to any pixar clip of the same length.... pixar stuff is so much more in everyway. And thats just the animation. if dreamworks spent half the time writing their stories as they do obtaining music rights for each film, they'd solve half their problems automatically.
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Panda makes for a fine meal.
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The blood from her menstruation will attract bears!!!
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Ahh! just fuckin' witcha!!!!
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I saw the trailer, and it looks pretty entertaining. I certainly don't think it'll be better than Pixar, but I have hope that it will be worth watching. I like that the traditional animals of kung fu seem to be represented, and, at least from the limited amount I could see in the trailer, the animals fight with their proper style.
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That makes me a saaaaad Panda.
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Because the animation/designs look similar and there is a Panda on that show?
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Teddy bears are not real bears! Kids who watch these kinds of movies will lose their fear of bears and be mauled, torn to shreds, and eaten. Is Kung Fu Panda really worth it?
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He was too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress...
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I second that... "Can I get two tickets for 'Fuck You Panda' for me and my little boy?".... thank you.
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so I'll see it.
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Where are the real savage bears that rip out throats, guts, and generally chomp people. Fuck you Panda. Mind you, Pandas are the shittest breed of bear, and get regularly prison raped by the mighty kodiak bear
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You know you want to see this for the sequel.
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They are supposed to maul things. But like Jarv said, they are the shittiest breed of bear. The other bears are appalled by their lack of ferociousness.
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They would kick the living shit out of that stupid Panda.
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we don't need Kung-Fu Panda we need Eat-yu Kodiak
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up against an enraged Bear Gang consisting of a kodiak bear, a Sun Bear and a Polar Bear. Watch them beat him like Ike beat Tina. and then rectally violate him by stuffing paddington so far up his wussy bamboo-eating arse that you can only see the stupid gay wellington boots. I feel quite strongly about this.
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fucking fanboi panda with a boner for martial arts and no ability to perform said acts of violence. Pah.
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and we all know that Ewoks blow.
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Clone troopers should have wiped out Pandas.
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it's like mana from heaven
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An open invitation to sabotage a thread in the name of Bears and not go off topic. And we know that Kung Fu Panda is such a useless bear that he doesn't even shit in the woods. He just craps on himself. Useless cunt.
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Great Minds and all that Kloipy.
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and a bear would not hang out with other animals, unless they would be sacrificing themselves for him
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It's called "dinner".
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They got to prevent this sort of thing from happening. Bears are getting a bad rap for some bears going soft and turning their back on the bear community.
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the bears bathe in the blood of the innocents
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need to enslave the koalas and pandas. Make them their dirty bitches.
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what we need is ninja koala bear. That way they could have a "bitch off". Involving cuddling. And then get fucked up by a polar bear. That would be cool.
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worthless bears of america, i'm picketing today!
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The DON'T BE PADDINGTON campaign clearly didn't work- as we now have Kung Poo Panda joining the ranks of bitch bears.
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into a clearing in the forest with bamboo and other pussy bear foliage and have them wiped out by a bunch of real bears like the black bear and grizzly bear.
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it will bring people to believe that they can spar with bears, leading to many maulings and tragedies
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The koalas and pandas will want to cuddle with the blob. Little do they know the consequences of such actions...
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It's Finger Ling-Ling Good!
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Plus it will lead to some good TV...
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nothing edible should try to cuddle THE BATES. Such actions always end in tears.
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shoot them in the head and then feed the corpses to the gaping maw of The BAtes
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such pussy bears are not worth more than one bullet.
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"Celebrity Bear Fights" starring Paris Hilton and the Grizzly from Grizzly man.
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That's funny.You know what's better than a fine Chateau-Haut Brion Bordeaux? Donkey piss! Yeah, I know, I was surprised, too!
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is that he is being voiced by the embodiment of fat slacker wussiness Jack Black. Even if he was being voiced by 2true himself (2true's voice can only be heard by certain species of insect, but the vibrations make your eye sockets bleed) it might not be enough. I hope Burt skins him alive,
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Watch as the latest "why the fuck are they popular again?" celebrity gets mauled and eaten by a starved bear in this weekly show from FX.
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5 reality TV arseholes and one Angry Kodiak bear live and work together in some ludicrosly posh gaff in New York, see what happens when things get real and the bear mauls the cretins.
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10 people enter, 1 bear leaves
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Alliances be fucked, there's a bear!
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One episode per season.
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for each lie told a bear will eat part of your body
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The apprentice. A group of struggling business wannabes (They are clearly not that good or they wouldn't be on the apprentice) get interviewed by bear for job as apprentice bear. There's a good chance that they will all get eaten in the board room.
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You may be, but the bear has a short temper. Every time you look like outsmarting him, he leans over and chomps you.
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But to the Bear, you are the Biggest Meal.
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if you get a question right you are dropped into a pit of millions of bears
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Bear immediately attacks the 3 judges. Again, one episode per season, and I can see a problem getting new judges to join the next season.
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Pretty easy- Paddington. Luckily all the other bears slap him around for his unbearliness
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I'd love to see that music industry wrecking, novelty song pushing arsepiece cowell get mauled. 'Twould be grand
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this week we swap wives, one is a religious pastor's wife from the south, one is a protective mother brown bear from Alaska. No one will make it out alive
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Let's see how the Gladiators do against some real competition: Bears. Lots of them.
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Watch as the TLC tries to make over a bear's cave, with disastrous consequences.
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two obnoxious interior designers try to redecorate aa forest in "daring" shades of vermillion. BEars take offence. It ends badly for the designers
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it would give new meaning to "The Eliminator"
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Watch as competing bears see who can chomp and maul their way to the top!
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X-zibit tries to "bling" up a bear. Unsurprisingly, the bear doesn't like this shit plan. All they find of Xzibit are his gold teeth
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10 celebrities learn the art of bear grooming. Or at least that's what we tell them. Really we're just giving them a pair of scissors and telling them to put dreadlocks on a polar bear. Just for shits and giggles.
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Gives deserve families what they deserve: a loose bear in their house to rip out their hearts.
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Watch as Flavor and his glasses get ripped apart by a black bear who did not appreciate his advances.
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a bear dating show
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In this case 12 past it "celebrities" get locked in a bear pit. None of them get out. The world is a slightly better place
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Literally, will any of these so-called comics be able to survive a room full of hungry bears?
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some obnoxious women (that aren't even as smart as they think they are) pair up with kodiak bears. They think they are part of some social experiment, but really they're just a mid morning snack
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Except in this case, everyone associated with MTV gets dropped off at Yellowstone. Carnage and mayhem ensue.
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the show will finally live up to it's name
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Watch as the pair test the theory that you shouldn't wake up a sleeping bear. Too late do they realize it's supposed to be a sleepy dog.
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obnoxious spoilt brat gets fed to bear. World applauds.
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kids are left in a ghost town, filled with bears. No one lives
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Bear plays "prank" on member of pubiic. Not funny, but very painful. Sort of like the real Candid Camera.
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The host meets the same end.
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Andrew Llyod Webber gets fed to bear. World applauds.
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Howie meets dreadful end. No contestants needed.
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You'd better hope that "new car" has the keys and a full tank of gas. That's the only way you're making it out alive. Bob Barker is "retired".
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we all know who wins this fight
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Bear eats moron trailer-trash spouse, smug host, camera crew and one of the runners while audience shouts "go girl" and security makes a futile attempt to intervene.
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that is, after she is eaten by a bear
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Bear sits in court presiding over some petty dispute. Loses temper and eats both parties. Dispute settled
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just had to add that one. "Baliff, please stop eating the defendant!"
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Paddington has 2 weeks to convince a pane of judges (Polar, Brown and Grizzly Bears) that he is the real bear in a line up consisting of him, a panda, and a kodiak bear. Not a fucking chance, and he get's snaked on for his impertinance.
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Bears go from house to house looking for tasty morsels.
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camera crew poses on interweb thingy as adolescent bear in need of buggering to lure perverts to a house. When pervert arrives, instead of being confronted by camera crew, they get savagely eaten by adult bear
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Bears eat Pat and Vanna. The only vowels heard are "aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii!" as they scream in pain.
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Watch the hilarious repercussions of campers stumbling across bears in the forests of America.
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Answer in the form of a question "Why is this bear eating my face, Lord?"
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that shit could be classic, as long as they got Bob Saget back to make his silly puns
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contestants certainly are in fucking jeopardy of a chomping.
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both our threads are climbing the top 10.
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Bear's get the late night munchies..for guests!
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contestants are set upon by rabid bears, it's just amazing if anyone survives
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In-depth reporting takes a turn for the worse when Bears get interviewed. Clemens interview is cut short when a polar bear rips his gigantic steroid filled head clean off.
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pedophiles are lured into a house thinking they will be meeting up with their online buddy. Turns out, they only meet their maker. A 700lb Kodiak bear who has a taste for human flesh
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Feb 20, 2008 9:24:18 AM CST
The Horror of this Film Can Be Said in Three Words:
by micturatingbenjamin
Bootleg Furries Porn.
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The guy who animated the gorgeous Chel from The Road To El Dorado is working on this?!
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It should be called 'To Feed A Predator'.
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The Right to Arm Bears.
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I wish I would have thought of that.
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he didn't just work on it - he met jackie chan and angelina jolie. jackie liked the "kung fu" animatics he saw, and rod got to tell him that he had been lead animator on that scene. anyway, hes cool, and I will see the movie.
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flaming leg kicks everyone!
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FLAMING LEG KICKS to Paddington!
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the epitomy of drippy little whorishness.
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tiny american flags for others
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then flaming leg kicked the bitch!
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besides the one that is shoved up his ass by a big grizzly. And then he is eaten by said grizzly.
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b'dum tish!
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I just saw on my local IMAX page.
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