Logo

Cool News

We’ve Got A Review Of TAKEN, That Liam Neeson/Luc Besson Film!

Published at:  Feb 17, 2008 5:18:38 PM CST


Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I’m really curious about this one. Dug the trailer. Love Liam Neeson. And I think Luc Besson as a thriller/action producer is just plain great fun. And DISTRICT B13 was wicked, and this is the same director.

So will this one be any good?



Hi if you use this you can call me chandleyr.

Basically I’m French so if there is some mistakes in this text you could blame it on me being just another French guy who try too hard too speak English.

So let’s talk about the real deal. I just came back from an advance screenings of the new production of Luc Besson. It’s called TAKEN with Liam neesson in the lead. This is the second movie of Pierre Morel, the director of a movie called B13 ( banlieue 13 in france ).

I’m not gonna lie I think that b13 was a mixed bag. Full of good ideas, good direction but a bunch of really bad actors in the lead. They have all they need as sportsman but not as an actor. Does the second movie of Pierre Morel follow the same formula?

I’m not gonna lie HELL NO! This time Pierre morel has a lot of winning cards in his hand. First a good scripts ( yes it’s a basic one but it works) One hell of an actor That’s the freakin Darkman damn it! And also a pretty good demonstration of a simple fact Pierre Morel has a lot of talents and knows how to demonstrate it on screen.

What’s the story of TAKEN. Basically Liam Neeson is an ancient “black ops” (it’s never clear) and he has quit his job in order to get closer of his teenager daughter played by Maggie Grace from Lost. His daughter ask him if she can go to paris with a girlfriend , he refuse and finally accept. She goes to Paris and get kidnapped with her girlfriend by the Serbian mafia who want to sell her as a sex slave to the highest bidder. Basically this part of the story took almost the first 20 minutes and right from the moment where Neeson hang up the phone after the “live kidnapping” ( you will understand when you see it- but I think the trailer show that scene) all hell break loose.

If you want to compare TAKEN to a 80s movie the only one I see is “Commando” yeap. I know it could be hard to picture Neeson as a Schwarzennegger but trust me it works. His character is basically the angel of death, he has only one mission get his daughter back home in one piece. Which lead to a simple fact, you give him the answer he need and it will buy you some time before you die, you don’t give him that answer ok, he will torture you first and let you die anyway ( the torture sequence with the electricity…) . Nothing prepare you to the violence Neeson is about too unleashed in the middle of Paris. The movie has none of the gory violence of a movie like commando, but the violence is far more visceral. There’s a torture scene in the middle of the movie with electricity that made the entire room of spectators goes crazy. The really good thing is that you can relate to the character of Neeson, he’s not a 2d character you care about him and his quest. Which is a good way too make sure you tolerate all his excess. Basically it’s a good things that is character has substance because all the others actors in the movie fall in 2 cases: play figuration or get slashed, burn, electrify, shot in the head, shot in the mouth, crush by a car, get his throat slashed… and I can continue all night. TAKEN is like a old 80 movie with a good amount of violence ( pretty graphic but not shocking) an amazing character in the lead and a good director behind the camera. The only thing you could hope is that like the Transporter, TAKEN will get his sequel cause the character of Neeson really deserve it.

TAKEN is not a possible oscar nominated movie ( but that was never intended) but a really cool B movie that don’t loose times on useless moments and give you what you want. A good time. All in all a pleaseant surprise I wasn’t expecting. Besson and Neeson were present with the director in the room and the least I can say is the Darkman is an amazing actor and a man in real life with charisma and humility. Basically a great actor in front of the camera and a really nice guy off camera. I don’t know when it will go theatrical in your country but it deserve a watch if you got the chance.

Chandleyr from the saturdaygeekfeever


    + Expand All

    Readers Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:19:23 PM CST

    1st

    by queerbait

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:23:39 PM CST

    don't forget

    by drstinkfinger

    the fifth element is love

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:32:05 PM CST

    can't wait to see this!

    by sith_rising

    I don't really like Luc, but Liam is the man, so I can't turn it down.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:47:35 PM CST

    about this

    by gungan slayer

    I'm going to watch this, just because I love everyone who is involved with this project, and I enjoy what all of them put out...still...I felt that the trailer was a bit lame...but afterall it is just a trailer...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:54:21 PM CST

    Col. Matrix says...

    by thebloop

    "your a funny man, Sully, I promise to kill you last. .......I LIED!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:56:29 PM CST

    huh?

    by ragingdrunklove

  • Feb 17, 2008 5:58:20 PM CST

    Has this movie been picked up for a US release?

    by freekill

    Has this movie been picked up for a North American Release? I did some quick searching and there didn't seem to be any indication of anything outside a French Release later this month...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 6:09:26 PM CST

    "Sleeting a young girl's throat..."

    by bobo_vision

    "...is like sleeting warm buh-ter" Commando is one of the funniest movies ever made.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 6:14:06 PM CST

    Chandleyr

    by munro kelly

    Thanks for the review. It looks interesting.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 6:16:23 PM CST

    Great review!

    by thebige

    That's written in better English than most American HS kids could ever write! Trailer looked awesome.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 6:35:19 PM CST

    Commando comparison

    by retroactive

    I'll only buy it if someone says, "Fahk Yew!" like Ah-nold did when he was captured in the beginning. That was classic Schwarzy in his hey-day! Who else could screw up Fuck You like our boy, Ah-nold?!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 6:38:07 PM CST

    That's my 15 minutes of fame ^^

    by chandleyr

    My review made it on aintitcool^^ Thanks moriarty for posting it you just made my day ^^ I don't need a lot to be happy eh eh. Hope that if the movie goes theatrical in the states you will enjoy it.The darkman rules in it :)
    www is the only thing missing in my signature link i forgot- my bad and it make the link invalid for now :(
    Google me eh eh long lives to aicn.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:10:49 PM CST

    Taken vs. Wanted

    by alwaysthere

    So confusing

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:11:03 PM CST

    Liam Neeson kicks ass and smokes a cigar?

    by crayon

    I'M THERE

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:11:51 PM CST

    20th cent. Fox will distribute

    by alwaysthere

    They worked out another deal with Besson and EuropaCorp.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:11:57 PM CST

    was this review translated into english?

    by bacci40

    hey, i just want to watch liam kick some ass...he is great when he plays psycho

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:20:11 PM CST

    Bring it on.......revenge movie......violence....

    by travis-dane

    Liam!I want a ticket right now!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:20:21 PM CST

    "Remember Sully, this is my weak arm."

    by otm shank

    "Fuck you asshole!" (click, click) "Fuck you asshole!" (PUNCH) You can't get writing like that nowadays. COMMANDO RULES!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:33:36 PM CST

    "Let off some steam, Bennett."

    by skinjob69

    God, that was cheesy.
    I can't imagine there will be much similarity between Taken and Commando.
    But good review, Chandlyr

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 7:39:30 PM CST

    Bobo_Vision, I have some words for you....

    by classyfredblassy

    "put the knife away, and shut.....up". "I could kill these men like this (snaps fingers)".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 8:56:35 PM CST

    Shu up talking about Arnie movies you pricks.

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    THIS IS SERIOUS YOU WANKERS!! THIS IS ABOUT KIDNAPPING!!! Something that needs to be treated with a bit more realism than 'oh well this is an EASY problem to solve, 'cos we got this non everyday unrealistic indestructible killing machine to save the day' so the real life ongoing tragedy that is kidnapping/slave trading that is happening right now to people who we love - is not gonna be a problem that you'd pay that much more attention to. I can do better Arnie impressions that you crappy losers anyway. So there!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 8:58:39 PM CST

    Cpt kirk

    by otm shank

    Calm Down, have some dip.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 9:31:51 PM CST

    "I eat Green Berets for breakfast..."

    by bobo_vision

    "...and right now I'm very hungry!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 9:45:08 PM CST

    Hey buddy got a dead cat in there?

    by prossor

    FACK YU AUSHOULE

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:02:43 PM CST

    I saw this before...

    by redfoot the fence

    but it was called "Man on Fire" back then.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:07:10 PM CST

    IZ NOTTA TUMAH!!

    by galva

    Someone had to say it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:07:14 PM CST

    Am I too late for a "Commando" line?

    by kabong

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:07:38 PM CST

    *Addendum

    by galva

    TOOMAH, sorry.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:17:06 PM CST

    FUXAKE PEOPLE, SHUT UP ABOUT ARNIE LINES!!!

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    Talk about the movie here - OR GET OUT!!!!! haven't you got better things to say in the Taken thread - like the film Taken, itself? Bunch of boring geeky spotty wankers. I mean, don't you wanna discuss that even though Neeson is like so indestructible in this film, he rescues his daughter but only to sacrifice to himself as he dies later on from a an artery wound later on? I mean, don't you think that it raises questions about the form of vigalantisms and letting authority seek justice instead? What is the right thing to do? To think that the people who I know who worked on the film (graphic designers) were telling me about how the story had so many of the producers arguing about it's ethics, and that you mindless prats can only talk about Arnie lines instead, well it just SICKENS ME!!!!!! IT FUCKEN SICKENS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:30:47 PM CST

    Cpt Kirks 2pay

    by philo

    Jeez dude, lighten the fuck up.Ethical arguments? Get a life. I can only say that if someone hurt/kidnapped/messed with my family then they would be fucking with their heartbeat and that goes for pretty much every red blooded father out there...Unfortunately there is a huge gap between what the authorities can do and what is required (at times). Get out into the real world (the one I live in anyway) and you might just see that. Sometimes the only "ethical" solution is to do the right thing regardless of the concequences.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:35:21 PM CST

    Philo

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    So, you'd kill? Is that what you're saying? What if the consequences of that action outweigh the rewards of that action itself? I mean, here we are talking about stuff like Commando which is all about a form of vigalantisms and cold blooded murder by Arnie and here you guys are all cheering for it with your quotes, ignoring Taken's similarities of the same kind of action and thinkings, but when you do pay attention to it, you seem to be 'applauding' Neeson's take on it. I wonder about the minds in this thread. You lot need to go into a corner sometimes and rethink your life.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:38:54 PM CST

    "You've killed people?"

    by bobo_vision

    "Yeah, but they were all bad."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:42:20 PM CST

    Bobo_Vision

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    Excuse me, Moronperson. Read my above post. Dick.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:46:41 PM CST

    Cpt Kirks 2Pay

    by bobo_vision

    File a grievance with Harry. Tell him that the talkbackers are off topic and you're having a hissy fit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:51:18 PM CST

    Bobo Vision

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    No thanks. I fight my own battles, not run off to an Admin like a girly coward, like many others that I know. For the record, I wanna know what a mindless pratperson like yourself thinks about vigilantisms and the consequences of embracing violence, seeing as you so childishly mocked me with your Arnie line, which wasn't even good. If you really say that you'd kill people and that them being bad is an excuse for it, well put your money where your mouth is, and tell me why this is so? See? You can't? 'Cos you're a stupidperson.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:52:31 PM CST

    As are everyone else in this thread.

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    Stupid persons all of you. 'Get a life'. Don't tell me to get a life - you guys should get a life. Talking about taking one like it's no big deal. STUPID PERSONS!!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 10:55:14 PM CST

    Okay, Cpt Kirks 2pay

    by bobo_vision

    I'm gonna stop posting now, but not because you asked me to, but because you're really creeping me out, and I can tell you're not right in the head.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 11:01:04 PM CST

    Liam Neeson, doing "Commando"?

    by theta

    I think I just came.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 11:01:30 PM CST

    Bobo Vision

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    Well if you don't wanna post here, why not click at the top of the AICN page where it says 'Zone' where you can take all your mindless drivel and then start posting in THE ZONE FORUM instead where all the other stupid persons like yourself are, and you can join them, and let some intelligence come into this place as a result. In fact, all you boring stupid people who can't discuss film or serious issues seriously, why don't you ALL log into the Zone? There you can talk shit about shit as long as you want! Then I can have an intelligent conversation with people here at last! STUPID PERSONS!!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 11:03:04 PM CST

    Theta

    by cpt kirks 2pay

    And you, you stupid person, you can go back to the Zone too. Take some of these nincompoops with you while you're their. How dare you? How dare you mock my intelligent conversations? How dare you?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 11:30:02 PM CST

    "Whatifa we hada go off the meter?"

    by macfaux

    "I'm here to get the girl back...
    ..and there is nothing I won't do..
    ..to get the girl back"
    Stolen Girl. Sex Slavery. Operator. Rescue...I think Mamet did this movie in '04..think it was called SPARTAN. Think it was pretty good. Can't beat Kick Curry playin an aussie/israeli shooter.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 17, 2008 11:35:01 PM CST

    Kick Gurry..sorry

    by macfaux

    f'in Tilt phone.
    "Do you wanna gossip or do you wanna shoot somebody?"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:49:47 AM CST

    Hey Cpt Kirks 2pay

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    You've got a lot of nerve showin your face around here

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:50:20 AM CST

    Look who's Dalking

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:51:39 AM CST

    See you at the party Richter!

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Get your ass to Mars...whicka wik ..Get your ass to Mars...whicka wik.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:52:34 AM CST

    Consider Dot a Divorce.

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:54:00 AM CST

    Excuse me Maam but I am needing it!

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Fuck you, you asshole!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:57:20 AM CST

    Damn photomat Arseholes

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    damn......wrong flick and actor.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:01:23 AM CST

    Man, how many more cool Recall lines are there?

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Two weeks,rarrarooraa....Twwooooo weeks.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:02:29 AM CST

    What have you been feeding these things

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:11:29 AM CST

    "I'm not a pervert!"

    by excommunicated

    "What's wrong Dillon? CIA's got you pushing too many pencils?"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:15:38 AM CST

    If it bleeds we can kill it

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Ruuuuuun. Get to da Chopaaaaaaaaa.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:26:04 AM CST

    wow..

    by soup74

    this was exactly the movie i hoped taken was when i saw the preview. Now im excited.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 2:28:57 AM CST

    Please excuse my friend...

    by gwai lo

    He's dead tiyaad

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 2:29:59 AM CST

    MAN ON FIRE 2

    by flyinhawaiian

    And I'm excited.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:16:31 AM CST

    This is a movie what Punisher should be

    by darthbakpao

    I saw the trailer and Neeson looks badass.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 4:20:50 AM CST

    This sounds amazing.

    by ganymede3010

    It's about time Liam Neeson is doing a hardcore action movie. Bring it on.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 4:45:29 AM CST

    heh

    by lost jarv

    You've all been wound up by Kirk. He isn't serious.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 5:17:53 AM CST

    I hope there are tons of cheesy one liners...

    by stinkyfingerz

    ..."see you at the party Reechtah!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 6:16:53 AM CST

    English

    by morrisimo

    Your English is good, much better than most yanks and Brits hee hee....

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 7:16:40 AM CST

    "We have your daughter, we'll never let her go"

    by kloipy

    "About that, I think you've been mis-TAKEN" *flaming leg kick to the face*

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 7:26:40 AM CST

    Qui est le plant?

    by snappy

    Le reviewer est un plant. Il est un Plantaganet planty plant.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 7:31:22 AM CST

    "Sarah Connor?".............."Yes"........

    by travis-dane

    BANG!hehehe........ violence

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 7:34:16 AM CST

    "stick around"

    by kloipy

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:00:56 AM CST

    Oh shut the fuck up Morrisimo

    by spoiler_man

    Or are you being ironic? Anyone who uses 'hee hee' and doesn't understand the concept of a full stop has no right to talk about English. Capiche?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:02:07 AM CST

    You can shut up too Anchorite

    by spoiler_man

    We don't want to know about your failed screenwriting career. Get back to work in Pizza Hut, douche. Your script sounded shit anyway.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:04:51 AM CST

    If we're talking cheezy oneliners from Ahnuld...

    by greyspecter

    ...isn't Batman and Robin the ultimate? "Chill." "Ice to see you." All the cheeze, none of the charm.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:05:22 AM CST

    My favorite...

    by greyspecter

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:06:45 AM CST

    Sorry

    by greyspecter

    My favorite... "You move to soon. You forgot the furst rooole of a crisis situation."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 8:35:23 AM CST

    Cpt Kirks 2pay

    by earthling

    There is something strange about you.

    I realize this talk back has strayed a little from the movie, but the Arnie one liners have me in stitches.

    I'm excited to see the movie too. Liam Neeson was great in Seraphim Falls. The Western he did last year with Pearce Brosnan. Good work.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:02:00 AM CST

    anchor

    by kloipy

    I would go see this movie 18 times if that line was in it

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:06:48 AM CST

    "It's Turbo time!"

    by kloipy

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:10:23 AM CST

    No I didn't see it yet

    by kloipy

    can't view youtube at work, sucks. Hopefully it's still up when I get home. I can't wait to see that movie

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:10:49 AM CST

    TUUU&*^(8878BOOOO TIME

    by kloipy

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:13:16 AM CST

    holy shit

    by kloipy

    I should do that, I might get off for a mini-vacation if I do

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:14:56 AM CST

    I'm on something

    by kloipy

    Dayquil and benedryl, I'm sick as fuck

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:28:53 AM CST

    I think I may have to do that

    by kloipy

    or just start coughing on everyone I see, and then leave them notes saying "you have 2 days to live"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 10:21:46 AM CST

    Harry, Mori, any moderators!!!

    by samson_k

    I know that we get a huge amount of trolls and pricks on here - you know it, everyone knows it but any chance whatsoever that Captkirks2pay rant can be deleted seeing as how the second one contains a big fat potential spoiler? Just thought it might be worth mentioning!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 10:27:58 AM CST

    Arnie

    by samson_k

    My friend and I used to try to work out what would be the best film for Arnie to remake - and by best I mean worst!

    Third place 'The Court Jester' - it would be a work of unparalleled horror seeing Arnie bringing his own take to the 'Flagon with the Dragon' sequence!'Some Like it Hot' with Stallone and Madonna - 'I am nawt a laydeeee'But we came to the conclusion that - Arnold Shwarzenegger and Rob Schneider would be irresistable as Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's 'Throat Rip - the Legend of the Baskerville Hound'.The trailer would end with a shot of Hallmess punching the dog and saying 'I'll give you paws for thought'Happy days!He'd be shit in that too!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:06:46 PM CST

    C'mon Cohaagen you got what you want!

    by ferf muckmeyer

    Give deez peeple aihhh!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:14:33 PM CST

    "You don't want to shoot me weeth a gahn..."

    by bobo_vision

    "...you want to stick a knife in me, and look me in zee eye, and see whats going on in dere when you tuhhhn it. Dats what you want...right?!!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 12:16:50 PM CST

    Liam needs to make a prequel to Rob Roy

    by ganymede3010

    Showing the youthful indiscretions of his arch nemisis Archibald Cunningham.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:07:54 PM CST

    OK, so it's "bon"...

    by lost_horizon

    ...but, is it "jus de chat couvert du chocolat" bon?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:17:22 PM CST

    Heathers 2: The Natashas

    by spoiler_man

    From the guy who brought you your meal this evening comes the sequel nobody wanted. Oh wait. It's not a sequel to Heathers? Oh well. Come and see it anyway. There'll be a trailer for Steve Martin's Pink Panther 2 in front of it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 1:34:27 PM CST

    Saxon

    by spoiler_man

    I just saw Loser 2 and you're on the cover! And, hey, who's that behind you? Why look - it's Anchorite bringing you a lovely pizza!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 2:51:38 PM CST

    ......lololol hahaha spoiler's post above is great

    by t 1000 xp professional

    you must be in 5th grade.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 2:56:05 PM CST

    QUAAIIIIDDDDDDDD

    by t 1000 xp professional

  • Feb 18, 2008 2:57:23 PM CST

    I'm the party Poopah

    by t 1000 xp professional

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:04:35 PM CST

    Capt Kirk

    by t 1000 xp professional

    don't worry, man. I'll watch the movie, but I won't enjoy it. I'll do this just for you, the passive zealot.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:06:01 PM CST

    Joke^

    by t 1000 xp professional

    No one gets hurt at the office tomorrow please

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:22:20 PM CST

    Samson_K, Dah chaaaliss with da Paaalaace

    by grammaton cleric binks

    had da pellllllet with da poison, but da flahgun with da drawgun has da bru dat is truuuu. Or did I mix it up as bad as Danny Kaye?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:23:13 PM CST

    Yeah, that would be funny, but I love Arnold,

    by grammaton cleric binks

    bad puns and all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 3:55:29 PM CST

    wot is dis facking tie business?

    by prossor

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:43:29 PM CST

    Liam Neeson, going Commando, killing people in Paris,

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Feb 18, 2008 9:44:28 PM CST

    defying the Jedi council yet again!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Feb 18, 2008 10:40:22 PM CST

    2PAY!!!!!!

    by lordvoldemoo

    Yeah Kirks, chill teh fuck out. XAKE!!!!!! I have someone here who wants to say something to you...

    "wud?"

    .....Don't worry, Thurman's feeding him sandwiches...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 18, 2008 11:37:06 PM CST

    NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    by eggbeater

    Just wanted to say thanks for the laugh. I was cracking up at your posts. The "got alot of nerve showing your face around here" line started it and the Total Recall lines kept it going.
    And to Capt Kirk: If you wanted kidnapping to be taken seriously, then you probably shouldn't be on a talkback where the movie in question was directed by the guy that did DISTRICT B13!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 12:50:32 AM CST

    The first thing that sprung to my WAS commando..

    by tourist

    ...So hes remade Escape From New York, now Commando...Cool. I liked B13. It had an insultingly stupid, vapid moronic story, and was still great, great fun. Not that easy to do. This sounds alright. I'll check it out eventually.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 1:02:56 AM CST

    Captain kirk...

    by tourist

    ...How many of your close aquaintances have been kidnapped into eastern european sex slavery? I'm serious, your not a crazy person are you? Did you stand up in the theatre and throw your drink at people who hooted and hollered during Armageddon? "This is a real problem people! Lets see whose laughing when an asteroid lands on your fucking heads!".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 1:03:07 AM CST

    Ca sent le plant ce truc !

    by stamper

    Vendu il est impossible qu'un Besson soit bon !

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 1:12:07 AM CST

    tourist

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    good call with Armageddon.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 3:10:14 AM CST

    Any British/ European TB'ers

    by lost jarv

    If you hate (as you should) AvP:R then this is important: That useless fucking shitrag Empire has viciously slandered us. Some cunt called Chris Hewitt has written: "Directors The Brothers Strause – Colin and Greg – apparently got the gig, their first, because they’re such huge Alien and Predator fanboys. AVP:R would indicate that they’re fanboys of the Ain't It Cool talkback variety, guileless goons crowbarring in lame references (the hero is called Dallas; someone actually says ‘Get to the chopper!’) while emphasising splatter and swearing over the suspenseful slow burn."For the full review go to http://tinyurl.com/2gg66d but I'd rather you didn't give the cunts the hits. If anyone remembers the recent AvP:R wars and the slaughtering we gave the foilage that turned out for it then please air your displeasure at the useless no-quality-control cockmonkeys via email. In fact, fuck it, anybody who thinks this is wrong- do it, let them know. But be certain to check the AICN history of AvP:R from Mori's initial slaughter of the script to vern's review and our eventual savaging of the plant life. Lying, dirty cocksuckers.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 1:36:49 PM CST

    I enjoyed that review tremendously.

    by imfixingtodie

    I highly advise you make this kid your man in France. Send his ass to Cannes.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 6:15:15 PM CST

    Twins Quotes

    by evil dead 3d

    WHERE IZ ZE TWINZ QUOTEZ?

    I like you Danny Devito, I'll kill you last.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 11:24:29 PM CST

    ZE BREEDGE IZ OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT!

    by osmosis jones

    You're LUGGAGE!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 19, 2008 11:54:12 PM CST

    CHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL OWWWWWWWTTTTT!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Feb 20, 2008 2:04:48 AM CST

    MrMysteryGuest

    by prossor

    Are you still there?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 20, 2008 6:02:57 PM CST

    Chandleyr

    by ozzie_h

    Don't head butt people in the chest man, Great review and Liam Neeson Kicks ass in that trailer. Ingles sin Barreras, Buy it cabrone, It helps!

    Reply to Talkback

User Login

Forgot password? Retrieve it here

or register as new user

Quick Talkback Form

Please login to post talkback