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Oh My God! It's James Bond!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Well, these pics from the filming of QUANTUM OF SOLACE sure look like Daniel Craig, right? Not all that exciting, but what the hell... it's James Bond... um... catching a cab. I guess the Aston Martin is in the shop... Thanks to the readers who sent in the pics.




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  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:22 a.m. CST

    oh my god!

    by GavinVanDraven

    first!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:24 a.m. CST

    control yourself

    by Poetic_Poster

    On a site where people cream to see that handsome rascal Kirk return to the big screen, "Oh My God! It's James Bond!!!" was the gayest headline I've ever seen.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:24 a.m. CST

    what the hell...

    by Strabo

    ...is a "Quantum of Solace" anyway?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:24 a.m. CST

    If Felix was trying to hail a cab,

    by Dr Gregory House

    would the cab have stopped? C'mon...help a brotha out!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:27 a.m. CST

    these pics made my day...

    by TheMcflyFarm

    ...WORSE!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:27 a.m. CST

    HOLY CRAP HE'S USING A CAB!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Q. fetch me the Aston Martin

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:28 a.m. CST

    omg....its two pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by bacci40

    and they dont move....if i print them, can i turn them into a flash book? cheaper than going to see this movie...

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:35 a.m. CST

    Talkback post from 2007

    by wackybantha

    I just saw ZODIAC!!! IT RULES!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Yeah, time for Q and a new car

    by moviemaniac-7

    Must be a bad round at poker -- lost his car, and the Bond girl. Both of them. Sucker. Should've taken his ego out of the equation.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Steal a car!!!!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Dude, he should just steal a car.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:40 a.m. CST

    OMG A fruit stand!

    by skywalkerfamily

    I bet someone runs into it!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:58 a.m. CST

    We're not calling it "A Quantum of Solace" anymore?

    by Det. John Kimble

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:58 a.m. CST

    OMG!!! No front plate on that cab!

    by Det. John Kimble

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3 a.m. CST

    OMG!!! It's actually THREE cabs!!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ZOMG!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:01 a.m. CST

    Strabo...

    by Det. John Kimble

    "A quantum of solace" is just a "a little peace" using $5 words.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:04 a.m. CST

    "A Quantum of Solace" is the working title

    by Det. John Kimble

    The film is really called "The unit quantity of acetylcholine released at a neuromuscular junction by a single synaptic vesicle, contributing a discrete small voltage to the measured end-plate potential to provide comfort or consolation in a time of distress or sadness"

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:05 a.m. CST

    Title has worn in

    by BrandLoyalist

    Sounds familiar already... bet I still live out my life without ever using it in a sentence tho

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:20 a.m. CST

    "Misfits" to do the theme song!

    by Uncapie

    As seen in photo one!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:32 a.m. CST

    Oh, James...how much for those bananas?

    by artyfufkin

    So far we've seen a giant eye on a stage and now....this scene from a market. Richard Kiel would be turning in his rather large grave. And, um, Desmond Llewellyn (misspelt). I liked Casino Royale though, so maybe I should shut up and wait for it to come out in dollar DVD land.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 4:07 a.m. CST

    James Bond getting into a Taxi???? My God!!!

    by alucardvsdracula

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 4:36 a.m. CST

    doesn't look like James Bond to me....

    by misnomer

    jus' sayin.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 5:09 a.m. CST

    fuck Bond. we need a real american hero.

    by Spoiler_Man

    why is it that the only equivalent to James Bond is Bourne who fights his own fucking government? it doesn't seem right that Bond movies are so big. England couldnt tie its own shoelaces without us. Movies should reflect this. We need a real American hero in movies. We need to someone kicking seven fucking shades out of the scumbag terrorists for the stars and stripes. fuck this tea drinking douche, he's had his day. lets celebrate the greatest fucking country in the world with a real hero. America is full of real heroes. lets see one of them take Bond's place!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 5:13 a.m. CST

    George Clonney would be better

    by livingwater

    James Bond is slightly bureaucratic and camp. Daniel Craig looks like a workman in a business suit.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 5:36 a.m. CST

    You can use it in a sentence. Observe...

    by I Dunno

    "'Quantum of Solace' is a really gay title for a movie and I'd feel embarrassed saying it out loud to the ticket girl so I'm just going to say, 'two for Bond'". See?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:12 a.m. CST

    OMG!! It's full of STARS!!

    by cornponious

    I could see your lips move.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:43 a.m. CST

    America's James Bond is...

    by Prof. Pop-Cult

    Jack Bauer (played by Canadian Keifer Sutherland). Notice that they both have the same initials.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:52 a.m. CST

    Spoiler_Man....

    by Tomo

    "England couldn't tie it's shoelaces without us" ??!! Ha! You poor sad insufferable imbecile. I bet you're Republican.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 7:03 a.m. CST

    tomo

    by Spoiler_Man

    Are you English? If so, sorry to hear that. Perhaps you should book a holiday over here and spend some time in a real country? Anyway, sorry you dont agree with me but youll probably realise im right while your sitting there drinking your tea later and watching one of my oountry's movies. Tally ho!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 7:05 a.m. CST

    gamerra_presley

    by Spoiler_Man

    Oh please shut the fuck up. Its a bit sad that you have to troll my comments on these talkbacks. Why dont you go outside and get yourself a life? As i said before, go away and come back when you have a valid opinion. Or a girlfriend. Actually, dont your hold breath for that last one so try for the valid opinion instead.<p>see you in ten years gamerra_presley!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    OMG! It's a bunch of bananas!!!

    by Yeti

    B-A-N-A-N-A...

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Spoiler_Man

    by Tomo

    One of your oountry's movies eh? I do enjoy them. I just came back from a trip to Florida, as it happens. I had to come home before one of the locals eat me.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    MISFITS!!!!

    by messi

    Immortalized in a James Bond movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:12 a.m. CST

    HAHA SOMEONE STOLE THE CORNER LIGHTS OFF THE CAR IN BACK

    by BringingSexyBack

    Probably sell it back to him at the local junkyard. Side note: Why are there so many brown people in Austria?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    OMG! It's a woman in brown tweed pants!!!!

    by WatertownSurfer

    It must be a sign.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Bond? Where's James Bond?

    by moondoggy2u

    All I see is some Arian looking guy in an expensvie suit. Bad tie...

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:25 a.m. CST

    arent those two girls those twins

    by moondoggy2u

    that used to be on ABC and the WB? <p>Yeah, I've got kids.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:32 a.m. CST

    IT'S THE RETURN OF DR. KANANGA!!!!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    And this time he's got a fanny pack!!! ZOMG

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    The long awaited sequel to D.C. Cab

    by BetaRayBill07

    Mr. T trying to say Quantum of Solace- hehe.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    A QUANTUM OF OCTOPUSSY

    by Pound Sand

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    A Quantum Of Leap

    by uss cygnus

    GUSHIE!!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    he took a cab twice in Casino Royale

    by lavatory love machine

    slow news day I guess

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Title Meaning

    by Veracity

    Strabo; The term "quantum of solace" means "a small measure of comfort amid sorrow or disappointment". Am I the only person that thinks that these pictures might not be from the actual set? Looks more like Daniel Craig was catching a cab in real life, rather than it actually being a take for the film!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    I've yet to watch Casino Royale

    by Orionsangels

    It looks boring

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Orion--its alright

    by moondoggy2u

    But the plot is so absurd that I tend to laugh at anyone who thought it better than the brosnan flicks. The other problem is that its very difficult to think of him as Bond, because, up until the end, he never actually acts like Bond. It just seems like a british version of Jason Bourne, oddly enough.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    That is supposed to be Bolivia

    by dtpena

    And it looks very similar, great job!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Look at the stomachs on those union guys!

    by MetiphisLabs

    LAWD!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:13 a.m. CST

    his jacket sleeves

    by bootle2

    are too long. Supposed to show 1/4 inch of cuff, what are you THINKING!?!? Damn un-suave, you bloody gingah!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    McQueen?

    by PantherMatt

    1) Anyone else think that Craig bears a passing resemblance to Steve McQueen? 2) MOONDOGGY, I suppose Brosnan IS a better Bond and his flicks ARE better Bond flicks, if you grew up with the Roger Moore Bond. Of, course Roger Moore is to Legit Bond what Adam West is to Legit Batman. Those Brosnan Bond flicks are crap, save the first one. Casino Royal, as Jemaine Clement would say, got it goin' on!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Nice suit.

    by mistergreen

    I dig the suit...

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Uh, panter, I'm afraid not

    by moondoggy2u

    I admit, the last couple of Bond flicks werent too good, but the first two were just like the Connery Bond films of old, and the fact remains that Brosnan has more screen presence, charisma, and is just as popular a bond as Connery while Craig seems set to be another Dalton. In other words, a select group of rabid fans will swear by the authenticity, but everybody else just thinks he's boring.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    OMG! It's a Misfits bandana!

    by kafka07

    Bolivians rock.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    "TAXI!" Da-Dum Dah-DAHHHHH!!!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    Nope, doesn't quite fit.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Oh my God! He's wearing a suit!

    by Lashlarue

    Holy sweet fucking Jesus! This is big news.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Bond? You mean, that ape in a suit.

    by kabong

    I could knock his teeth out.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Casino Royale really let me down

    by Quake II

    You guys acted like it was another Goldfinger on here and when I finally saw it, I was like "huh?". Cool black & white opening segment, then more of the same. Silly unbelievable action sequences and a lot of chatting. I thought Goldeneye was 100 times better and it was made by the same director. I do like Daniel Craig but hope they get darker and rougher with Bond and skip the silly antics this time. Early Connery had some cool action sequences, but at leastthey were somewhat believable. This series has ventured too far into "camp" thanks to the Moore years.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    What the hell is this?

    by MrTrilby

    Heat magazine?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    I dig the suit and the tie's nice

    by Jackie Boy

    They look real classy, but as mentioned above what the hell's going on with those sleeves?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    by kabong

    Make a movie about this American "hero." http://tinyurl.com/yrco83

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    OMG! That guy in the second pic

    by Jackie Boy

    has a fucking fanny pack!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    are those milk and shoes hanging together?

    by just pillow talk

    wow, that market has it all in one place!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Borrowed Sean Connery's rug

    by picardsucks

    Love the Craig but yeah he's goin mighty thin on the dome. But Roger Clemens special milkshakes will do that to a person. Seriously though I am so fucking excited for this film. (Change the Finnish H.I.M. song sounding title) Craig is the best Bond since Sean i hope there is no misstep with his sophmore outing. although you can kinda count Layer Cake as his first Bond film.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    JAMES BOND IS .... SMILING ????!?!?!?!?!??!

    by BringingSexyBack

    Don't look too broken up abuot Vespre after all. What gives!?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    THE SLEEVES ARE LONG BY DESIGN

    by BringingSexyBack

    He's got one of those gun ejecting mechanisms in there like in Taxi Driver.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    "The calm before The Storm"

    by Ray Gamma

    Haha, I'm really surprised none of you geeks seems to have puzzled this one out yet: </P> <P> The calm before The Storm

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Spoiler Man

    by Ray Gamma

    I hope you're kidding, you stupid american prick

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    This Aint Exactly Cool News...

    by SkinJob69

    More like a side-bar story in Entertainment Weekly.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Brosnan?

    by redkamel

    people really liked Brosnan as Bond? he was the worst! He was like all the bad parts of Dalton magnified, with no charisma. a)I wanted to slap that permanent smirk off his face every time I saw him b) he looks like a dad (I dont know why I think this) c) he had the worst delivery of the most smart ass lines ever d) he seemed to give off "I am douchbage" rather than "wherever I am is where the action happens" at least craig has that "I dont f around" aura. and hey...Goldeneye? that move made me STOP seeing Bond movies in the theatres it was so bad. It was just another 90s action flick, without the Bond-world feel. The game was the best part.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    THERES ALL SORTS OF FRUIT GOIN DOWN IN THAT PIC!!

    by Swollen_balls_low_hung_too

    Bond walks right past them cool as a cucumber.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    he's looking awful man on firish

    by topdolla69

    its like a creesy look-a-like...but in white...again

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Spoiler Man, where have you been

    by Orbots Commander

    for the last half-centure of movies? There have been plenty of "American" movie/TV heroes. Just off the top of my head from the last few years: Spider-Man, Batman, Jack Bauer, Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, John McClane...and on and on. This Summer you'll have Batman again, Iron Man and the Hulk.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    "centure" typo---should be "century"

    by Orbots Commander

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Moondoggy

    by PantherMatt

    Hey, man, fair enough. Lotsa folk DO like Brosnan, and that's cool. And I will admit he does utter more snappy one-liners that Craig, but I just disagree with you on the charisma. However, while the first Brosnan is good (and I'll grant you the second one too, as I can't remember a thing about it, except that I didn't like it), it is NOTHING like the Connery Bond of old. And, c'mon, man, whichever one it is with the freakin' guy with the Diamonds in his face is an awful movie. Awful. Para Sailing over a tsunami? Are you kidding? Just franchise-killingly awful.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Just watched Casino Royale last night, by chance...

    by Shard Harventh

    ...and it also struck me that Craig is a tad McQueenish. His profile, the smile...anyway, yay on the movie...first bond flick i've picked up sine...well, whatever came after Goldeneye...hated Brosnan. Hope Craig sticks around awhile. It was time for the franchise to be less Austin Powers and more Bourne.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack..he has obviously just had his..

    by Jugs

    ..'Quantum of Solace' and that's why he is smiling and has a slight sore feeling in his nether regions.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    You know, I'm not gay.....

    by TheUglyBaby

    ....But there is something about Daniel Craig that makes me feel all tingly in my naughty bits

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Still it looks pretty cool

    by the son of John

    Those pics were cool good job to whoever shot them

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Brosnan was a terrible Bond.

    by I Hope You Die

    He played Bond like a smarmy old alcoholic who's an embarrassment to his adult children. It's difficult to quantify exactly how wrong Brosnan was for the role. It was kind of like waking up one day to discover your middle-aged lush of a father was the new James Bond. There he was on screen grumbling his lines and making young women feel uncomfortable. Thinking Brosnan can play charismatic is an error on the scale of thinking Halle Berry would look convincing in an action role.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    by Johnno

    They should switch the titles... I'd rather see James Bond take on the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, they could even reuse the icy sets from Die Another Day!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    All you 'Brosnan was crap' assholes

    by Sepulchrave

    ...are just that. Like the new 5-minute anti-Bush conservatives. If you didn't spend most of the last decade writing down 'Brosnan IS crap', don't come crawling out of the woodwork now to say 'Brosnan WAS crap' Have some fucking integrity, you gutless dweebs.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    PS 'I'm not gay..'

    by Sepulchrave

    I'm just a retard who has to start a sentence that way. I am, and I'll bet you couldn't get laid if you WERE gay.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:22 p.m. CST

    YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GAY ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    but there appear to be an inordinate supply of bananas in Austria.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    I THOUGHT BROSNAN AS BOND WAS OKAY

    by BringingSexyBack

    especially after the Dalton movies which looked like they were made for the USA Network. I was even skeptical about Craig and thought him too ugly for the role (Christian Bale woulda done a great job) but he sold me with CR. Don't make my naughty bits tingle but still very good.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    WHAT

    by JAGUART

    I'M SORRY WHAT DID YOU POST?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    I've always thought Brosnan was crap.

    by I Hope You Die

    I'm very consistent on this most important of issues.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Taxi James Taxi

    by skywalkerfamily

    He tipped the driver 007 in bills.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Sepulchrave

    by PantherMatt

    Oh, man. For what it's worth, I didn't like the Brosnan Bond flicks when they came out. Sorry I didn't bitch loud enough for you to hear. But hey, you like him. Faboo. I don't. Faboo. It's a good thing we don't have the same dvd collection ain't it? As to why my dislike for the guys Bond flicks makes me an asshole is beyond me. But it strikes me that you calling those who don't like his stuff assholes, makes you, well, an asshole.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Does anyone REMEMBER Roger Moore?

    by Sepulchrave

    There's a reason Alan Partidge idolizes him. Come on; Bond is a sad laughable figure; always has been. Trying to dress him up as anything but a sad old drunk is just lipstick on a pig. He's Hugh Hefner with a gun. End of story.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Bond would never ride in a Nissan!

    by thebearovingian

    JB in a Nissan = flames on Optimus<p> <p>BINO - Bond In Name Only

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Brosnan is still my favorite Bond...

    by JackIsLost

    None of the Brosnan were all that great ("The World Is Not Enough" was downright awful) but he is the quintessential Bond in my mind. Just right look, sound and demeanor... I like Craig and all but CASINO ROYALE is so far removed from what a Bond movie should be, whether or not it's a good movie is almost a non-issue. I mean, can you imagine Pussy Galore in CASINO ROYALE?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    CAB DRIVERS GOTTA EAT!

    by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE

    this is news?

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Brosnan

    by Forsakyn

    I really wanted to see him as Bond, and when he finally became Bond they were in some pretty crappy films. Although I did like Tomorrow Never Dies (was that the one with Michelle Yeoh?) - the last Bond with Brosnan was so bad, though (it out-Triple X'd the first Triple X with Vin Diesel - quite an accomplishment).

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!

    by kevred

    Sorry, couldn't help it--been watching too many Gamera & Godzilla MST3Ks lately, I guess! <p>Apart from the dreadful title, this should be one to look forward to.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    I know Marc Forster

    by Series7

    Was going to make a crap bond. He is going to take the cool cars out of the movie. What next, is the bad guy going to be a giant spider? Marc Forster your movies blow, why don't you just go ruin more Arabic children's lives.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Orionsangels...

    by morGoth

    ..take a suggestion from your ol' pal morGy and check out Casino Royale, it's worth it...excellent flick and Daniel Craig really delivers as Bond. I thought it looked boring too but morGette#1 talked me into watching this past Christmas holiday and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Wonderful surprise.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 7:32 p.m. CST

    James Bond surrounded by fat guys!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Look out James!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:07 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry...

    by BV

    ...but Daniel Craig will never be Bond, to me. Blonde hair, face like a thug. It should have been Clive Owen. Tragic.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:21 p.m. CST

    I'm really looking forward to this flick

    by Norm Cascade

    More than The Dark Knight, even. I can't wait.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:43 p.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT! It's Tia or Tamara Mowry in that 2nd pic!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:53 p.m. CST

    OMG! That cab's a NISSAN! How beneath Bond!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:56 p.m. CST

    odd title or not

    by vaudeville villain

    i'm VERY excited for this film to release... second this year only to The Dark Knight. oh, and to the naysayers: Daniel Craig's Bond would beat the shit out of any other iteration to date.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 8:58 p.m. CST

    "Driver! Take me to an expensive area of town!"

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:03 p.m. CST

    now having said that...

    by vaudeville villain

    something *is* a little off when you're riding in a car that's worth less than the suit you're wearing. hopefully Craig was actually catching a cab, and this has nothing to do with the film itself.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:04 p.m. CST

    007: License to Drive... REVOKED!!

    by vaudeville villain

    <pr>

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:08 p.m. CST

    007: QUANTUM OF TRAFFIC

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:12 p.m. CST

    007: TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS

    by vaudeville villain

    <pr>

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:13 p.m. CST

    007: CUMQUAT OF SOLACE

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:17 p.m. CST

    "George Lazenby?!? What the hell are you doing driving a cab?!?

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Suddenly, Bond is attacked by a squash-wielding foreign spy!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 9:22 p.m. CST

    007: BANANAS and PUMPKINS and DEATH... OH MY!

    by vaudeville villain

    <pr>

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:08 p.m. CST

    I bet the world's fruit supply is in jeapordy!

    by skywalkerfamily

    And Bond has to save it.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:31 p.m. CST

    They key is in the second picture. Three females

    by kabong

    none of them looking at Craig. <p> That's OH-OH for 007.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Crap. Now I can't even spell "the" kureckly.

    by kabong

    THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:39 p.m. CST

    That fruit stand must be really popular!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Look at all those taxis!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:43 p.m. CST

    MESSAGE TO ENGLAND

    by BringingSexyBack

    You are all fucking nuts for giving the Rising Star of the Year BAFTA to Shia LeBeouf. As if the world doesn't have enough problems, you go ahead and do that.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:45 p.m. CST

    OMG Is Jason Bourne!

    by Colier Rannd

    Or it might as well be since they aren't making Bond movies anymore.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Another Bond with thinning hair

    by aboriginal

    Whut up with dat? Still rocks hard.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Love the suit.

    by CherryValance

    So sexy. Don't know what's up with the cab though. Hey, maybe next time Bond can go green and get a bus pass.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:08 p.m. CST

    this *totally* explains the teaser poster...

    by vaudeville villain

    the reason why his shadow was cast over the road like that is because, after having his aston break down on him, bond was forced to walk to the nearest fruit stand to use their phone. after he called the tow tuck driver to pick up his car, he hailed a cab to go meet him. it all makes perfect sense now.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:19 p.m. CST

    JAMES BOND AND THE SUIT THAT WON'T FIT

    by livingwater

    alternative title

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:24 p.m. CST

    BSB wins for the "Kananga" line.

    by kabong

    This is one of the lamest AICN backwash things yet.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Oops, got off at the wrong stop!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Take me to the orchestra stage with the big eye!

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Misfits!!!!!

    by Dwarves

    That dude in the first picture has a MISFITS Bandanna. Just thought I'd mention it.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Hope Bond's got correct change

    by Osmosis Jones

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Oooh man, I'm late for Roger Moore's birthday!

    by skywalkerfamily

    I hope Octopussy got him that present.

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Um, I might be in the minority here,

    by samsquanch

    But doesn't anyone else have the slightest desire to see what kind of "Real American Hero" action movie a soft mind like SpoilerMan's might come up with? I imagine a cross between Captain America, Jack Bauer, George Bush, and SpoilerMan's ass-raping, emotionally distant father. A part of me actually wants to see that...

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:43 p.m. CST

    RE: Samsquanch

    by blindambition238

    .. probably something like this: http://tinyurl.com/2qyeck

  • Feb. 10, 2008, 11:47 p.m. CST

    holy shit

    by samsquanch

    That's about right. A bit more leather, and more explicit homo-erotic poses, but pretty accurate. Damn, I'd love to read that.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Bond HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE!!!!

    by ZeroCorpse

    Sorry... I miss that whole thing. <p> Some of you weren't even here for that, were you?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:52 a.m. CST

    This years Driving Ms Bond!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    BINO BINO BINO BINO BINO<p>:-P

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Yes we have no bananas, Mr. Bond

    by skywalkerfamily

    cue evil laughter as Bond is surrounded by three women.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Nice Misfits Bandana

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You've got to reckon with Glen Danzig, Mr. Bond.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 7:20 a.m. CST

    will 007 recognize the cabby's med school crudentials?

    by Spandau Belly

    Those guys have it so rough.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 7:29 a.m. CST

    OUR MAN FLINT

    by bythehairofsanjaya

    Our own American super secret agent? How could you forget James Colbern (sp?) in "Our Man Flint"? Man I'm getting old.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Message to Brokeback

    by Lost Jarv

    we don't care. BAFTA'S are a joke.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Connery > Craig > Brosnan > Moore > Lazenby > Dalton

    by SpyGuy

    This is, of course, pending the awesomeness of QUANTUM OF SOLACE which, if it's as good as CASINO ROYALE, could kick Craig up to Best Bond Ever status. <p>As for Brosnan, he started off great, but ultimately turned into a modernized Roger Moore, complete with tugging at his collar.</p>

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    hahaha..Brokeback..

    by Braffed

    i knew that would catch on

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    Who the fuck cares?

    by Sour_Toejam

    OMG....the guy gets in a cab and it's somehow NEWS??? If he sneezes or takes a shit, can we get a photo of his shoes under the door on the lame website? Are you so desperate to compete with TMZ that you are posting pathetic "got in a cab" photos? &^%$ you!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Braffed

    by Lost Jarv

    that was his original pre ban screen-name. <P>Sort of like yours was Glovedone. <P>Just to make you aware that nothing you post between bannings will ever catch on. <P>And Spyguy- I like Dalton (sad purist that I am) and would put the order: <P>Connery (can't argue with it)> Craig (So far)> Dalton (good bond in shit films)> Lazenby> Brosnan (Less said about his outings other than Goldeneye the better)> Moore.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    BV

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and Clive Owen DOESN'T have a face like a thug? Come on now.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    You know, I'm not gay

    by Abominable Snowcone

    but I pointed out the Misfits bandana before Dwarves did. So HA!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Lost Jarv..

    by Braffed

    whatever. I'm the cleverest and you know it. OWNED. oh and everyones know that Dalton sucked!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Can't believe I responded to you

    by Lost Jarv

    Will you just stay fucking banned you annoying little troll.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Yeah, bring back Our Man Flint.

    by kabong

    And is that Matt Helm movie still in development? <p> We need some tough spies. <p> "Whatever I am, I am for you." <p> Ugh.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    I can believe it...

    by Braffed

    you and your quirky, passive aggressive comments are so predictable. You can't help yourself you silly twit...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    FUCK OFF!

    by Lost Jarv

    You obviously don't know what passive aggressive means. <P>You are a wretched, useless, irritating little shitbag with the charm of a car crash. <P>NOTE TO SELF: <P>DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL DON'T FEED THE TROLL

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    again Lost Jarv...

    by Braffed

    thanks for proving my point, sunshine!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    I still say...

    by Braffed

    Quantum of Solace sounds like an Enigma album

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    do us a favor drippy little whore...

    by just pillow talk

    and stick both hands in a blender. Have your mommy turn it on for you.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    a blender...?

    by Braffed

    Sounds painful.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:48 a.m. CST

    and I still say,

    by Lost Jarv

    that you are a complete shitbag , and the last time you saw your father was when you were flying out the end of his cock.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Wow...

    by Braffed

    Look Lost Jarv, I'm sorry that your mom didn't hug you enough. I'm sorry that the priest touched you when you were 6. Let it go, brother. You obviously are seeking attention and have some pent up hostility.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    you know what I love

    by Kloipy

    is the fact that this little bitch will post 1 comment on a topic to seem like he's just a regular guy then go back to his usual bullshit. Didn't you see glovedone, there are 2 obit pages on here today! Are you going to go in and make fun of their deaths as well?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    lunch time

    by Kloipy

    I'll talk to you all tomorrow

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Hey Sloppy,

    by Braffed

    There's 2!!!!??? Nice, I only saw one. I liked the JAWS guy. I left a nice little comment for ya. I'll have to see the other one. Thanks, Pickles!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Is it hurting you not typing "OWNED"?

    by Lost Jarv

    Was that pathetic shit the best you can do? Now that we've got past that utter shite do you want to call me a basement dwelling obese virgin or any of the other hackneyed tripe you usually produce? seeing as you can't produce anything original, and you committed massive self-OWNAGE with your stupid passive aggressive comment last time you tried. You just stick to recycled shit a retarded 13 year old would be ashamed of.<p>It is mildly amusing that you are saying someone else is attention seeking, though.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Bye, Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    I will miss your cute little remarks! Have a great day, pumpkin!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Hmmmm....

    by Braffed

    refer to your past note to yourself. I love getting a rise out of you Lost Jarv. yummy.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    "I love getting a rise out of you"

    by Lost Jarv

    yup, at least you are honest about the fact you are a troll. <P>I'm outta here- have fun people. Eat a dick Glovedone.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:09 a.m. CST

    See ya Jarv!

    by Braffed

    Thanks for lunch!ass

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Damn

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I missed kloipy and Jarv this morning. With GlovedOne.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    You didn't miss much...

    by Braffed

    Jarv got OWNED, Sloppy said one thing and ran, and Pillow...well Pillow is just an idiot.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    He really blends in well in Latin America

    by ImFixingtoDie

    Good thing he's not supposed to be a Secret Agent.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Also

    by ImFixingtoDie

    The degree to which he looks like Steve McQueen is almost absurd.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, noon CST

    the sad and the pathetic

    by Kloipy

    some trolls come in here and at least say something that can be seen as a valid opinion. Then you get someone like glovedone/braff who has nothing of merit to say about anything or anyone. Just reverts to making stupid jokes about someone's username, telling them they got "owned", makes fun of the dead, sucks Braff's cock, ect. It's people like glovedone who seriously taint this site. If you have nothing to say other than the same sentence over and over again, just do us all a favor and find another site to troll. No one likes you here, you keep getting banned, you are a waste of space, so that if nothing else should tell you something. We've tried ignoring you but you just keep coming around looking for us to annoy when we are in the middle of our own conversation and then we see your stupid comments. Do us all a favor and stop following us around. I can just see your comment now "Oh Sloppy, you guys sure love the taint. Owned!" you are a worthless piece of shit

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:10 p.m. CST

    I agree with Sloppy

    by Braffed

    We are here to discuss the seriousness of movies and other pop-culture stuff that will have a profound effect on the world as we know it. If you can't contribute to the importance of a new poster, who got cast in what role,or the new Mortal Korbat movie, you have no buisness here. People like glovedone just ruin it for everyone.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    ImFixingToDie...

    by vaudeville villain

    too bad Armani discontinued its fanny pack line, huh? he'd blend right in then!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    why are you here anyway, glovedone/braff

    by Kloipy

    what purpose do you have coming in here. You obviously don't give a shit about movies or really anything other than zackkk braff and trying to make yourself feel cool. So why do you come in here at all?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    I come here to discuss..

    by Braffed

    movies. What about Zack Braff as the new 007!?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Why do you come here Sloppy..

    by Braffed

    From what I see, all you do is act like a kid trying to get the teacher's attention (Harry)by raising his hand real high and saying "ohhhh, ohhhhh, pick me...ohhhh, i know it...ohhhh" The best was when MiraJeff spanked you in front of the class. At least one of the mods sees you for the impish suck ass you are.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    is that why you got banned 3 times in a week?

    by Kloipy

    because you came in to discuss movies. Drop the fucking bullshit.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Hey, kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Why does glovedone keep calling you Sloppy? Why doesn't he go siphon a gallon of jizz from a man or something?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    MiraJeff did not "spank me"

    by Kloipy

    and I talked to him afterwards anyhow and we are cool now. I was sticking up for my friends, something you would never do because you think it's cool to make fun of dead people. I could give 2 shits if Harry ever talks to me. He can answer whoever the fuck he feels like. I barely ever talk to the mods except for Mori or Vern when he's on, other than that I have friends on here that I talk to. You cannot say the same because all you do is try to get in the middle of people and act like an idiot

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Hey Abom

    by Kloipy

    because "Sloppy" is his idea of a witty retort

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    I got banned because

    by Braffed

    i had opinion the was different from you and your little crew. Boo-hoo.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    No, you got banned because you made fun of the dead

    by Kloipy

    in 2 seperate obit pages, and people don't like that shit

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    whatever..

    by Braffed

    That MiraJeff shit was funny as hell.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    See, you miss a weekend

    by Abominable Snowcone

    you miss a lot (I don't log in at home, typically--this is what work is for!). So mirajeff is now okay? Should I apologize again for what I said about his mother? :) I'll tell her myself if you like. She's over at Warwick's house. He just called.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Abom, he's into horse jizz

    by just pillow talk

    The horse fucking thread sets his heart a flutter...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    I talked to him Abom

    by Kloipy

    he actually said "Long Live Lost Jarv" so I think we are cool now

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    so did he apologize to Jarv, Kloipy?

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    I dunno

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I think it takes more than a difference of opinion to get banned (even if your opinion is clearly in the minority). I've had maybe four names at AiCN in the last ten years or so. Two I changed because I plain old forgot my password. The other time, I got banned because I made what I realized later was an uncalled-for comment about Harry's appearance in a photo. It was right to ban me, I realized later. You don't go visit a guy's house to piss on him. Anyway, my point is AiCN is pretty good about letting people voice their differences, and usually it's this dialog that generates the mostest bestest TBs.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I don't think he made a formal apology to Jarv but that's what he said to me in an email, so I think we can take that as one. However, glovedone is still a drippy little whore

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Hey pillow

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Denise Richards was over yesterday picking up some trash and scraping ice off my car. I'll send her over tonight. If you see a handprint on her asscheek, I'm sorry but she had it coming for not listening.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    it is fucking cold here today

    by Kloipy

    9 degrees is the high today

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Drippy little whores

    by Abominable Snowcone

    can be useful though. It's always nice to have someone to slap around and donkeypunch.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    good Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    Dr. Jones needs to gather my garbage cans up for me since they blew halfway across town from the 300 mile an hour wind. Plus she's got to disarm my nuke...with her lips.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Wow...

    by Braffed

    so we can talk about beating women on here. that's classy as hell. You guys are allllriiight!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    it's fucking cold in my office

    by just pillow talk

    Old buildings suck ass.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    there is a horror movie that just came out

    by Kloipy

    and it's called "Donkey Punch" and it revolves around the title. Never thought I'd see that movie

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    What city you in, anyway?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I'm Cleveland. Last time I checked, it was 10 degrees, with the "feels like" temp at -5. Not fun. Kids have off school 'n shit. Which is fine, but when I was a kid, you had to be under alien attack before they cancelled class. Now, if it gets in the teens or below, they cancel everything. Way to raise a bunch of sissies.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Pillow...

    by Braffed

    if it's cold you should get out of your moms basement, chump!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    We don't advocate violence on women

    by Abominable Snowcone

    we advocate violence on dirty little whores. There IS a difference. Dirty whores get donkey punched. Women are for cooking.<p> Pillow--it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Ho ho ho, she'll pooch those purty lips!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    I'm close to Harrisburg PA

    by Kloipy

    and I agree, they close schools at even the hint of rain around here anymore. Back when I was in school it had to be at least 6 inches before we would even get a delay

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    that's fucked up Abom

    by just pillow talk

    That's not even real 'frigid' temps. I don't remember ever having school canceled on account of temperature.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Hey Sloppy..

    by Braffed

    maybe you and Snowcone can meet halfway and spoon to keep warm...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    like you Glovedone...you get donkey punched

    by just pillow talk

    all the time. How does it feel bitch?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    2for2true never missed school

    by Abominable Snowcone

    because nothing could stop him anyway. Once his momentum starts in any given direction, only his will decides when he stops. No alien attacks or wars or dinosaurs or even a crying baby abandoned in the street can stop him from reaching his chosen destination. And if a traffic cop intervenes, hooboy look out, because somebody's gonna be eating some No. 2 lead with their traffic whistle.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    2for2true never had to go to school...

    by just pillow talk

    When you are all-knowing, all-powerful, there really isn't a point.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    2true had to walk uphill both ways

    by Kloipy

    in 18 feet of snow, with bloody stumps because his family couldn't afford feet

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Wow...clever.

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Braffed

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I don't need to. Your mom is keeping me warm. We're spooning, and forking and knifing, too! It's great! And when I'm done I'm sending her to pillowtalks house for her daily 'lesson.'

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    she better not be late again...

    by just pillow talk

    hope you went a bit easier on her today Abom. We have a very 'strenuous' lesson to go through today. Now where did I put those whips?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    So that's where she is...

    by Braffed

    Good ole Mom!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    pillow, you're right

    by Abominable Snowcone

    What I meant to say was, IF he wanted to attend classes. Which he never did. Because he was born omnipotent midichlorians.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    he would have had run of the school...

    by just pillow talk

    everyone living in fear of being stabbed in the mouth. And to fulfill his life long dream, he would star in all the school plays. He has quite the catchy voice.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    So, what are the rules again....

    by Braffed

    I can't make fun of a mediocre actors suspisious death, but I can make idle threats and talk about someone's mom? I think I got it now...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    for 2true all numbers are imaginary

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    I heard he once conducted

    by Abominable Snowcone

    the school orchestra with a No. 2 pencil. He stood behind a podium, where he'd stashed a package of those AFC / NFC pro football logo pencils. By the "Spring" movement of Vivaldi's Four Seasons, violin first chair had an L.A. Rams pencil jutting through her teeth.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    2true is Shapoopie

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    He also had an old logo Patriots pencil

    by just pillow talk

    You know, the one with the guy over the ball. He was old school.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I was about to say

    by Abominable Snowcone

    at least glovedone has a sense of humor, with the 'good ole mom' reply. But guess not. Nobody's making threats here, we're just talking shit. This is a moviegeek forum, that's what it's for. And praising Warwick and 2true, and today, Roy Scheider.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    2true won state in Track and Field

    by Kloipy

    and he sat out every race

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    I liked ole Roy!

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    a lot of people liked Heath Ledger too

    by Kloipy

    doesn't give you the right to shit all over him in a obit

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    2true once masturbated

    by Abominable Snowcone

    on a lifeless, barren planet. Now that planet is a lush green jungle that feeds billions and is home to exotic birds and plants and fauna hitherto unseen.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    I said I was sorry.

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    "plants and fauna hitherto unseen."

    by Kloipy

    hilarious man

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    I'm not even sure what that means

    by Abominable Snowcone

    All I know is, 2true's midichorians are good for fertile soil, but on the wrong things they are like bleach. On another planet they ran some tests, and decided to bottle and market his load as a sports quencher drink.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    2true is the only man alive

    by Kloipy

    who has survived a Tony Jaa FLK, and a bear attack at the same time. He ripped off the flaming legs and beat the bear to death with them

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    2true?

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    2true once made a documentary

    by Abominable Snowcone

    nature video about his time in a bear wilderness preserve. Found footage gives insight to the tragic end of that quest: nine bears were mauled and dismembered, and partially consumed, when 2true ran out of trail mix.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    you guys

    by Braffed

    are retarded.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    2true went back in time once

    by Kloipy

    We now know of that incident as the reign of Vlad the Impaler

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    He looks about as constipated as Brosnan

    by Pizza The Hut

    Metamusil might help

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    2true once drank a cup full of tadpoles on a plane once

    by Kloipy

    it was the inspiration for the ending of Magnolia

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    I didn't catch Magnolia

    by Abominable Snowcone

    But in another Tom Cruise movie, Eyes Wide Shut, 2true was the stand-in-double for all males having sex. And speaking of Jason Robards, the nuclear explosions from "The Day After" were all based on 2true's bowel movement.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    At Least It's Not A Ford Focus

    by skoobyx

    ...with unecessary product placement closeups on the logo <p> Casino Royale...I'm talking about you...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    did you guys watch the Grammy's at all?

    by Kloipy

    particularly Kayne West's acceptance speech?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Nope

    by just pillow talk

    I was spreading 2for2true's word last night as one of his devoted disciples. Plus I was sharpening pencils..for 2for2true's army.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    2for2true's Witnesses

    by Kloipy

    when they knock on your door and you answer, they just stab you in the mouth. They are converted instantly

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    your prior identity is "erased"

    by just pillow talk

    and your new path is "lead" before you.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Jesus...

    by Braffed

    you guys are the gayest...Who's the catcher.... Sloppy?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    you are now a "Pencil-Head"

    by Kloipy

    and you hand out stabbings at the airport

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    I've got two fingers and some junk

    by Abominable Snowcone

    in my pants that smell like GlovedOnes' mom that say I'm not gay.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    LOL Abom

    by Kloipy

    that was great

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    weeeeeeee..

    by Braffed

    priceless, Snowcone. Priceless.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    seeing that I'm married and I'm in love with my wife

    by Kloipy

    I'm not gay. But marriage is a confusing concept for glovedone, seeing as he will never even touch a boob in his life other than his mom's.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    I swear, Abum and Sloppy

    by Braffed

    are the gayest! gross.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    weeeeeeeeeee = the size of glovedone's pecker

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    LOL Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    I'm sending Mrs. Glove over right now to give you a good cleaning. Excuse her maid outfit being a little 'worn'....we had a rough lesson.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Pillow, you should thank her by giving her

    by Kloipy

    a pearl necklace. I'm sure she will love that

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Your married?

    by Braffed

    congrats! i think it's great that you found some blind, deaf retard to settle down with. Question: When shes going down on you, do you make her take off the helmet, or do you promise not to thump her soft spot before you fire it off? Also, does her extra drool provide more lubrication?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    she likes a little mayo on her roast beef Abom

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    we aren't talking about your fantasy girl glovedone

    by Kloipy

    my wife is nothing like that

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    I got confused by retard and Down Syndrome. My mistake.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    HAHAHA

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    it's okay glovedone/braff

    by Kloipy

    I take solace in the fact that I'm married and have love, and sex, and friends, and a job, and a life, and you will never know any of those things.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    not surprising since you get confused quite easily

    by just pillow talk

    So Glovedone, do you sit in the front or the back of the shortbus? Does it matter to you? Does your mom still cry when she watches you go?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:55 p.m. CST

    how many times to you get beat up in school this week?

    by just pillow talk

    Do you brown bag it and then get it stolen from you every day, or is it every other day now?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Ok...

    by Braffed

    Love and sex with a retard doesn't count. Friends on AICN don't count. Working the receiving end of a gloryhole is not a job and your life is just sad, my friend.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Sorry, I got distracted

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Mrs. Glove just took my load in her mouth and tried to spit it out. I had to school her.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Pretty much everyday.

    by Braffed

    and the short bus is a great place to pick up loose chicks. Right Sloppy?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Abom...

    by Braffed

    you getting repetitive, Sparky. Wanna try a new angle?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    you would know glovedone/braff/dave

    by Kloipy

    I'm sure you troll the speds too

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 1:59 p.m. CST

    yeah Abom will the the backdoor angle on your mom

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    New Angle?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I dunno. I'll ask if she's game. And only she can call me Sparky, and that's if I take the muzzle off and give the safe word.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    huh...

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    make sure she brings along glovedone's action figures so you can stick them up her ass. "Mommy, why does Optimus smell like poopie?" "Well little bitch, Abom likes shoving toys up mommy's asshole, while I spit on your baby pictures"

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    HAHA...

    by Braffed

    good one Sloppy.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    you're assuming that's his real mommy

    by just pillow talk

    You just know his real mommy dumped him in the garbage. Surely a baby can't be that horrific looking..can it?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    that should be his new user name when he gets banned

    by Kloipy

    again, Dumpster_Baby_Love_Braff69

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:25 p.m. CST

    It's positively heinous but exciting

    by Abominable Snowcone

    to use a Jabba figure as a dildo.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    "fuck me Cobra Commander!"

    by Kloipy

    that's what she will scream into the night air

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:33 p.m. CST

    she prefers Destro and that chrome dome

    by just pillow talk

    "Doing the Destro".

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    She likes when

    by Abominable Snowcone

    you pull them out and make her smell it. Pillow, when she comes over, be sure to grab her hair and say LOOK WHAT YOU DID and hold the figure under her nose. She gets all wet about it.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Harry...

    by Braffed

    please ban these assholes. I'm trying to be nice and talk about movies.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:39 p.m. CST

    you hypocritical asshole

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    2 Ninja Turtles 1 Mom

    by Kloipy

    SNIFF IT!!!!

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Heh heh

    by Abominable Snowcone

    But Harry, glovedone accused us of being gay (as if that were a bad thing were it true) and asked us if we enjoy 'the short bus.' I'll forgive him this time, he couldn't have known that my recently deceased little downs syndrome brother was a homosexual.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO SCRAP-IRON

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You dirty dog! (tug on the leash) Take a whiff of Flint, you dirty thing, you! (tug on the leash)

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Mommy, why does Megatron smell?

    by just pillow talk

    Well little glovey, because I shove it up my ass to get sexually aroused.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    "he-man is missing his head mommy!"

    by Kloipy

    "don't worry child, i'll push it out in a couple days. SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:55 p.m. CST

    She likes GI Joe kung-fu grip

    by Abominable Snowcone

    or Steve Austin bionic man, because when you shove them halfway in, you can still hit the button, and somewhere inside, their arms flex and hit her in just the right spot. But jesus they smell like creamed fish in a pile of shit.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    I'm out of here at 4pm

    by Abominable Snowcone

    time to ditch the office. See yuz tomorrow. Or tonight, if you're glovedone's mom. I've got the fist of a Shogun Warrior waiting for her, with missiles ready to fire so deep within.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    see ya abom and pillow, I'm heading out as well

    by Kloipy

    Glovedone's mom gives a whole new meaning to "sex toys"

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    YOU GUYS DO REALIZE WHEN BRAFFED GETS BANNED AGAIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    this TB will be even funnier ...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST

    2TRUE CHISELED THE 10 COMMANDMENTS; MOSES TOOK CREDIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Who's 2for2true btw?

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:13 p.m. CST

    BSB-that is very true, and the story of 2for2true

    by Kloipy

    2true came into one of the Cloverfield TB's. One poster had said something about calling out someone in the movie theater for saying that they couldn't wait to see Poughkeepsi Tapes, then 2for2true posted his infamous lines. He said something to the effect that "if some shitheel said that in my theater I would stab them in the mouth with a pencil" thus the myth, nay, the legend was born

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:20 p.m. CST

    2FOR2TRUE CARRIES A PENCIL AROUND?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Who the fuck uses pencils anymore? Do they even make those? Anyway, 2for2True is indeed a God among legends.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Have you become a "Pencil Head" like us?

    by Kloipy

    see ya later man

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    LATER KLOIPY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I hope I don't incur 2for2's pencil-wielding wrath...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Funny...

    by Braffed

    how all the queers head out at the same time. oh wait, Brokeback is still here.

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Connery>Moore>Brosnan>Lazenby>Dalton>Craig

    by Prossor

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to pay your fare!"

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Bond is on the search for the missing apples!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Nice to see Britney Spears' former bodyguards guarding Bond.

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Bond's a little overdressed for fruit shopping...

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:16 p.m. CST

    "OH MY GOD!! IT'S JAMES BOND! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Daniel Craig is Hot as Bond

    by JungleJulia

    Smoking hot...

  • Feb. 11, 2008, 8:30 p.m. CST

    "excuse me, sir... does your cab come equipped...

    by vaudeville villain

    ... with a portable defibrillator? bad experience in montenegro a few weeks back."

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:47 a.m. CST

    These melons remind me of Moneypenny

    by skywalkerfamily

    Say, what happened to Moneypenny

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:26 a.m. CST

    wow, glovedone

    by Lost Jarv

    that was some TB beating you just took. I thin kthe funniest moment was when you folded and mewled "Harry, save me from the nasty TB'ers. WAAAAAH" <P>Maybe you should just hang up the keyboard?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    guys you do know there's no point

    by Lost Jarv

    ripping on Glovedone for being a virgin. He's obviously never seen a vagina. And that time you were traumatised when you peeked between laced fingers at some porn does not count. <P>He's an only child too, thank god. At least his gene pool pollution sops with him.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 4:58 a.m. CST

    The Pen-is Mightier

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    for 600.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Lost Jarv...

    by Braffed

    I'm a virgin? I see that you posted at 3am. Who posts at 3am? uhhhh....virgins.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:20 a.m. CST

    He lives in the UK you asshole virgin

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:20 a.m. CST

    Good morning

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Anch, Jarv, and yes--Gloved.<p> In case you miss it, I posted some of my Roy Scheider worship cards in the Roy TB. Straight out of 1978. Here's a preview. Print them out and put them on car windshields in parking lots. "What's that man doing up there?"<p> http://tinyurl.com/yos45t

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Yay, kloipy is here too

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Pillow? Anyone? Pillowtalk?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Hey Abom

    by Kloipy

    I saw pillow but he'll probably be in later

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    morning guys!

    by Braffed

    How's eveyone doing today?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    how's the weather out your way today? We're getting a big ass ice storm here in PA

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Afternoon Kloipy and Abom

    by Lost Jarv

    Slow news day isn't it?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:41 a.m. CST

    We're expecting 3-10 inches

    by Abominable Snowcone

    of snow (not meat train) over the course of the day. I fully expect to get the snowblower out tonight and make like planet Hoth in the driveway. Because when I'm out there in that shit, the only thing that gets me through is pretending to be Han Solo in Hoth attire, shooting probe droids 'n shit. Did you know Warwick once played a snowblower?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Hey Jarv

    by Kloipy

    it's very slow. Lawsuits or Jesus comedies. I don't know which to pick

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I'm dreading the ice

    by Kloipy

    last year at this time I spent all day outside with a hammer knocking ice of the car and trying to get the car unstuck. I can just picture someone watching you outside, shovel in hand pointed like a blaster at invisible droids, doing sommersaults :) I prentend it's Ice Station Zebra

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    I was listening to Journey of the Sorcerer last night

    by Kloipy

    and it reminded me how much I was disappointed in the Hitchiker's movie. I could tell they liked the source but they just got so much wrong I felt

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    It's sunny here

    by Lost Jarv

    I can't believe it. <P>And It was funny when glovebraff committed massive self-PWNERSHIP (It's even more humiliating than self-ownership) again trying to slap me. <P>What a tool.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    re Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

    by Lost Jarv

    The only good thing about that was casting Alan Rickman as the voice of Marvin the Paranoid Android. <P>Christ, that film made me want to gouge my eyes out.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Did you know that it never snows near 2true

    by Lost Jarv

    The sun always shines on him. It didn't shine once so he ascended into the heavens and stabbed it with a pencil. <P>Luckily god was on hand with a solar puncture repair kit.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Rickman was spot on for Marvin

    by Kloipy

    but it's like they wanted to rush everything possible into the movie, thus losing all the humor, and the god-awful romance with Arthur and Trillian, ugh. I had hope in the opening with the Vogon's but, and even though he is a good actor, Mos Def is NOT Ford

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Little know fact...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Clips from Ice Station Zebra were reused in the Clint Eastwood movie "Firefox." It's true.<p> I don't even care if my neighbors see me in the yard, kicking up snow as I duck for cover behind trash cans. I don't care if I'm in my 30s. If a probe droid opens fire, you better duck.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:53 a.m. CST

    have you guys heard of the Roanoke disappearance?

    by Kloipy

    Croatoan is 2true's actual name

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:53 a.m. CST

    you guys are funny...

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    I read the Hitchhiker pentalogy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    But didn't see the movie. I guess that's a good thing? Yes? No?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    LOL Abom

    by Kloipy

    the call the cops on you because they see you outside cutting open and then laying inside of the neighbor's dog

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Actually, Mos Def as ford

    by Lost Jarv

    was quite a good joke- as in it showed how fucking clueless ford actually was. It just wasn't the joke originally intended.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    abom I'd def. say NO to Hitchiker's movie

    by Kloipy

    if you love the books you will be just let down. I grew up reading the books and listening to the radio plays and the movie captures the spirit of neither

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    My neighbors hate it though

    by Abominable Snowcone

    when I tackle their dogs in the snow and gut them. They don't want to hear my excuses about how I must shove my kid inside to keep them warm. "Smells bad," I say. "But it'll do till I can get a shelter built."<p> Two of my many talents include making the Tauntaun "kaboowaboo" noise and the Predator "kliklikliks."

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You beat me with the dog joke!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Don't watch it Abom

    by Lost Jarv

    especially if you like the books/ radio. <P>The movie actually killed a lot of the love I had. <P>Other shit ideas- the understand women gun, Sam Rockwell, Stephen fry as the guide, Sam Rockwell, Romance, Sam Rockwell. <P>Well, you get the idea.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Braffed:

    by Lost Jarv

    yes we are funny. <P>You, on the other hand, are not.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8 a.m. CST

    Guess I should read them again

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I read 'em in high school, which for me was twenty years ago. I read "Mostly Harmless," in college (the fifth one, when it came out).<p> My wife hates it when she sends me out to snowblow, and an hour later she opens the back door to find me hanging suspended upside down on the porch. "What the hell are you doing?" She'll ask.<p> "Wampa got me."

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    "the understand women gun" hahaha

    by Kloipy

    that's the only purpose it served. They just went through so many jokes as quickly as possible and never hit any of the laughter. Listen to the radio play because that is hilarious.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:03 a.m. CST

    my wife hates it that I know a lot of movie trivia

    by Kloipy

    except when we play scene-it

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    "wampa got me" LOL

    by Lost Jarv

    Thank fuck I don't ever have to shovel snow. <P>The absolute worst thing about HGTTG was Sam Rockwell as Zaphod. Especially the way they handled the 2 heads thing. That was a truly, truly rotten idea. <P>I think I hated it so much because I really wanted to like it. I ignored all the warnings and just closed my ears to any criticism and then.....<P>It was shit. I wish a wampa would get them

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    I like to make my kids

    by Abominable Snowcone

    lay in the snow in the backyard. I tell them to stay there, but let me know when they've spotted Imperial Walkers on the south ridge.<p> "And what will you be doing?" my daughter asks.<p> "Someone has to man the ion cannon so the transports can get away," I tell her, then I get in my car in the drive, crank the heater and listen to the radio.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    my wife hates my love of bad TV

    by Lost Jarv

    she is currently being most rude about Blade the Series. <P>She is starting to understand Bad Cinema, but bad TV just won't wash yet. I will convert her though.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    2for2true

    by Abominable Snowcone

    would throw a wampa at their retarded Zaphod Beeblebrox, and possibly beat him to death with a tauntaun.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    It also bugs her that I give a shit about some things

    by Lost Jarv

    Like getting upset at horror remakes. <P>I sometimes get the impression that she thinks I am mildly retarded.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    HAHAHA that's hilarious man

    by Kloipy

    that's a good one, I'll have to remember that when I have kids. "daddy, we're freezing out here!" "Well, daddy isn't sure if you are the Thing or not, so if you freeze to death I'll know!"

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    A little off topic

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I rented "Iron Giant" at the library for the kids. We watched it last night. Pretty good. A thumbs-up family oriented animated movie from Brad Bird. Okay, now back to Hoth and retarded Zaphod.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    2true has nothing but contempt for tauntaun's

    by Lost Jarv

    he once tried to ride one and it died. <P>No reason, it just died. <P>Mind you he uses wookies to scratch his ass with.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    I'm with you on that one Jarv

    by Kloipy

    my wife hates MST3K and I fucking love it, she just doesn't see why it's 'those puppets' are funny :) I tried to get her to watch Lep in Da Hood, she only made it about 5 minutes in and then turned it off. Re-animator is coming in the mail today, so we'll see how she does with that

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Carpenter's Thing Rocked

    by Abominable Snowcone

    At the time, it reminded me of Alien because it was, um...how should I say it--otherworldly bad guys evolving via impregnation of humans in a gross way?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Reanimator is classy

    by Lost Jarv

    And (much to my surprise) My wife loved Lep in da hood- from the opening poem, to the terrible music number at the end. I thought she was going to cry with laughter when Coolio pitched up, did nothing and fucked off.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    I agree

    by Kloipy

    anything that uses the human body as a host is scary, ie Leprechaun in Space when he lives in that guy and then comes out of his dick-hole

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    You got her to sit through the whole thing?

    by Kloipy

    that's awesome! Look there's Coolio! Look he's leaving already without saying a word!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    the thing about Bad TV as opposed to Bad Movies

    by Lost Jarv

    is that if you have bothered to get the film then you generally battle your way through it, but if it is on TV then you just change the channel. <P>And some of the shit she thinks is good makes my retinas spontaneously detach. <P>Seriously, what the fuck is the point of Grey's Anatomy? Why does it exist? WHY?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:13 a.m. CST

    yeah, you haven't lived until

    by Lost Jarv

    you've seen warwick Davis explode from the penis of a Space Marine in full Lep Regalia. <P>That film taught me 2 useful things: <p>1)Never piss on a dead Leprechaun <p>2) Do not mix scorpion, spider and Alien DNA in a blender before injecting it into yourself. <P>Hysterically, the guy that played MITTENSCHPIDER in it was previously a gay German on dreadful BBC Sitcom 'Allo 'Allo. True.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    my wife likes some stuff that I can't stand too

    by Kloipy

    for example, America's Next Top Model, The L Word, Sex and the City, American Idol, all that crap

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    I'm afraid I missed those Warwick classics

    by Abominable Snowcone

    My wife is a little strange in that she doesn't see the point in watching any movie twice. Doesn't matter how good the movie is. She doesn't see the art to be appreciated in a well-made movie. The only shit she watches twice ever are kid's movies, cuz the DVD player is almost constantly running for them at our house. When they're not out in the snow dodging AT-STs.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    American Idol.

    by Lost Jarv

    The fact that we can even get American Idol and she insists on watching it makes me die a little inside.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Does she re-read books Abom?

    by Lost Jarv

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    I don't watch any TV shows

    by Abominable Snowcone

    except the occasional Survivor with the missus. We don't even get cable. This season the only thing that will get me through Survivor are Amanda, Parvati, and Ami's luscious bodies. I watched three episodes of the new Terminator before I told the wife she could stop Tivo-ing it, because I decided I would not commit to it.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:18 a.m. CST

    American Idol and kids movies

    by Kloipy

    I agree Jarv, it's just a waste of time. Just another money making grab. When I do have children, they will not be watching anything but 80's kids movies like Neverending Story, Flight of the Navigator, Goonies, ect and Pixar films

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    Yeah, she reads a lot

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Jarv. In fact, a shitload--but it's mostly of the Janet Evanovich romance mystery variety. She reads every night after the kids are in bed. The only stuff she's read that I enjoyed were some Robert Tanenbaum thrillers. I used to read Clive Cussler books all the time, but now they're all the same to me, like James Bond movies used to be. David Morrell is probably my favorite contemporary author. The last shit I read was "No Country for Old Men" and "The Road" by Cormac MacArthy.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    and some classic TV

    by Lost Jarv

    Airwolf, The A-Team, Knightider. <P>I loved that shit when I was a kid

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    they will never set eyes upon The Wiggles

    by Kloipy

    I hate those fucks.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I introduced my daughter to "Neverending Story" about a year ago. She loved it. Last month I dug out "Goonies." For some reason, she always doubts my choices at first, but always ends up loving the movie. "Goonies" is now on heavy rotation at our house. And anything by Pixar is like fried cheese with chocolate pussy juice dripped on it. The only one I don't like to watch repeatedly is Cars. Everything else rocks, even for me.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Hey kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Hot potato, hot potato! Po-ta-toe po-ta-toe, po-ta-toe! You know, just once it would be funny to see the other three Wiggles wake Jeff up by unzipping his pants and sucking him off. You know they want to. And meanwhile, Captain Feathersword can tickle their anuseseses.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    "WAMPA GOT ME" ... BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES

    by BringingSexyBack

    You guys are so lucky. I can't wait to have kids, and snow.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    that's great that your kids are into the classics like that. I LOVE Neverending Story still, and I haven't seen Cars (probably wont) but I can't wait for Wall E, looks amazing. As for the Wiggles, I used to work with adults with mental disabilities and they LOVED the Wiggles. So that should tell you something

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Nope, Hate Cars

    by Lost Jarv

    I think it's Pixar's only genuine misfire.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:32 a.m. CST

    I think I work with adults

    by Abominable Snowcone

    in my office who have mental disabilities.<p> G'morning BSB. I didn't mean to make you cry! If you like, I'll mail you some snow in a box. But it will probably melt. I could mail my kids to you for a visit, but I'd probably have to snap their arms and legs to make them fit.<p> I just noticed that our morning / afternoon flurry of posts has put this TB back to #1. Whoooieee

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    They tried to make me shovel the driveway I said

    by Kloipy

    SNOW SNOW SNOW

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Sometimes when it's really cold

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I volunteer to go out and snowblow. My wife warns me "You'll freeze before you reach the first marker."<p> "Then I'll see you in hell," I reply. "And have some fuckin' chicken noodle soup ready for me in an hour."

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    I spent Lunch today ghoulishly looking round

    by Lost Jarv

    the Camden fire. <P>The pub amy crackhouse drinks in has been gutted.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    Hahaha! you know what is the best when you come inside

    by Kloipy

    after being out in the cold? Buttered toast dipped in Hot chocolate. I live really close to Hershey so we have tons of chocolate out here. It even smells like chocolate in the town of Hershey

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    morning boys!

    by just pillow talk

    It seems that winter is slapping us upside the head one last time, the dirty little whore that winter is...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Amy Crackhouse

    by Abominable Snowcone

    looks like an Ethiopian skeleton prostitute. Any man who has sex with her should check daily to make sure their dick doesn't turn to cheese and fall off.<p> It annoyed me this year that in the category for Best Rock Instrumental, the choices included virtuosos like Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Rush--but the winner was Bruce Springsteen. WHAT?! I mean, I love the Boss, but he shouldn't even have been in that category to begin with. I've hated the Grammys for years.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Hey Pillow!

    by Kloipy

    You, me, and Abom are all feeling the whorey drips of winter today it seems. Jarv's got the sun today

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    she does look dreadful

    by Lost Jarv

    and she didn't look that good to begin with. <P>It's just a question of who checks out firsr: <P>Amy Winehouse<p>2)Britney <P>3)Lindsay Lohan <p>4) Pete Doherty (my money's on him) <P>It's kind of a transatlantic dead horse race

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Sprinsteen is no Vai that's for sure

    by Kloipy

    go to youtube and check out John Butler Trio song The Ocean, it's quite a beautiful song, all with a 12 string acoustic

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    does Hershey have any pussy juice they can coat with a candy shell?<p> Morning, pillow! I suspected you'd be around. I trust Denise Richards left the dishes spotless, that fine Christmas Whore.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    wotcha pillows,

    by Lost Jarv

    I can't believe it's warm here and cold in America. <P>Bizarre.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Pete Doherty looks like something I ate and then shit out

    by Kloipy

    Amy looks like she would smell of piss and hairspray, Britney would smell of cheetos and slim jims, and Doherty would smell of gin and feces

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    that's because glovedone's stupidity

    by just pillow talk

    about Jarv posting at 3am brought out the sun for Jarv. Or 2for2true decided there would be sun.<p>I think I would like to see Britney go down in flames first.<p>And you're absolutely right Abom, Bruce should have in no way, shape, or form won that. What a joke.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Abom

    by Kloipy

    I'll go ask at the Factory and see what they can do

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Denise did an exquisite job....

    by just pillow talk

    She's a bit sore, but she'll bounce back.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:51 a.m. CST

    Pillow

    by Kloipy

    would britney go down in flames due to a Tony Jaa FLK?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:51 a.m. CST

    so then Pete Doherty = Sunday morning hangover shit

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    That would be ideal...Tony Jaa kicking her head

    by just pillow talk

    clean off. If they put that on pay-per-view, I would pay to see that.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    exactly Pillow

    by Kloipy

    he's that runny headache shit you take when the sun pisses you off

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Pillow did you see Ong Bak yet?

    by Kloipy

    i love the first fight Jaa gets into this guy comes running at him in the middle of the pit and people are cheering him (not jaa) on, and then my main man Tony kicks him once, and the guy is knocked out cold and the fight is over. One kick. That's what needs to happen to Brit

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    guys check out the legend of the Flaming Leg Kick

    by Kloipy

    http://www.unc.edu/~forrestw/firelegs.jpg

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9 a.m. CST

    oh yes, I most certainly did

    by just pillow talk

    I personally loved the giant statue head falling on top of the main bad guy (wheelchair bound dude). I must confess that I fast forward it in spots because the "story" was just too horrific.<p>He is amazing though when those dudes are chasing him in the streets and he dives under/over/through stuff that just "happen" to appear right in front of him.<p>I much prefer the Protector.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    I had to look up

    by Abominable Snowcone

    who Tony Jaa was. I guess I need to get schooled. That flaming kick is awesome. I know a few people in my office who need one of those upside their heads.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Protector is better

    by Kloipy

    and I agree that the story in Ong Bak is really bad, but it still has some kick ass fight scenes in it. I loved the opening when they were climbing up the tree and knocking people out of that, just some weird ass way to open a movie

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Abom, rent The Protector

    by Kloipy

    and prepare to have Tony Jaa kick your fucking head off, the guy is incredible

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    how about that split/slide he did under that truck

    by Kloipy

    I could just imagine the crotch burn on that one

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Consider it rented

    by Abominable Snowcone

    based on your recommendation, and that photo, I'll get it. I don't even care if it's English or Swahili. Does he FLK any dinosaurs? That'd be SWEET.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Yeah, the opening of Ong Bak is old school

    by just pillow talk

    Those dudes were just dropping like flies. <p>Still, the Protector had that one long take of him going up the stairs. You know he was so fucking tired at the top there, but then he got pissed off and started pounding the shit outta that guy. <p>And I cannot stress enough that last fight scene is called "battle of the behemoths" or something like that. I mean, they throw a fucking baby elephant! <p>Oh, and plus the fight scene before that had the most broken arms and legs I've ever seen.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Abom, also rent The Protector

    by just pillow talk

    Remember, tendons are your friends.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    the baby elephant alone

    by Kloipy

    is enought to watch that movie. The stair battle is amazing. I want to see Jaa in a movie with no story at all, no words except for screams, just fighting for 90 minutes. Tony Jaa VS the World

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Abom

    by Kloipy

    like Pillow said, get the Protecter first, then rent Ong Bak

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    I must admit

    by Abominable Snowcone

    that I was into Jackie Chan in the 90s. Kind of like kloipy said with Jaa, the storylines suck and at one point I edited a bunch of fight / stunt scenes together. That was good. But it was VHS. I'd like to have a better version of it now.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    no, I think each movie should be about some other

    by just pillow talk

    different "sacred" animal. It could take place on an alien planet where they hold, I don't know, the platypus as the most sacred animal. (yup, platypuses populate the universe) <p>Tony Jaa must bring back the platypus to his village on the outer rim. Carnage and mayhem ensue, and he'll have some sort of "galactic kick".

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    'sacred animal' and Jackie Chan

    by Kloipy

    that's true, I do love the whole sacred animal plot. He can protect the north american badger in the next on (loved the platypuss thing man, hilarious). Abom about Chan, he used to be amazing, some of his early movies blow my mind like Fearless Hyena

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    this one Chan movie fight

    by Kloipy

    had him fighting his master for a bit of food and they fought with chopsticks and then him jumping on top and into these pots, it was great stuff

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    stepping out for a smoke

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    After Chan broke through

    by Abominable Snowcone

    in the states with "Rumble in the Bronx," I checked out his older shit. This was before I was married and had more free time! Anyway, the stunts were cool even if completely over-the-top. As a movie geek I could respect any guy who can walk into a room full of bad guys and kick their asses with like, found objects, like ladders and empty buckets.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    which movie was that fight scene from?

    by just pillow talk

    I remember seeing it, but I don't remember what movie it was from.<p>You should get a bonfire going...perhaps "borrow" some things from the office.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:24 a.m. CST

    especially since he did his own shit Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    Dude would break more bones.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    I guess I respected it

    by Abominable Snowcone

    because it wasn't wire fu, it was carefully choreographed shit that Chan thought out in his head. Man, I'd love to march down the hallways in my office just kicking people around like that, chucking staplers at their heads and bouncing off file cabinets. That would make my day go faster.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    it would probably, at least in my case...

    by just pillow talk

    lead to less requests by other departments, especially if said departments were unconscious due to a Chan basket to the head or a Chan notebook to the head. Do you think we could rent Chan like one day a week to do that? It's gotta be better than working with Owen Wilson all the time, right?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    I really ought to

    by Abominable Snowcone

    close my office door in the afternoon and stand on my desk practicing FLKs. If I can surf the web and spend hours on TBs, I have no excuse to not have a decent FLK. Then no wampa would fuck with me. Unless they deck me into the snow and my leg gets doused. Then I'd have to click from GymKata mode to Die Hard mode and gouge the wampa's eyes with an icicle.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    LOVE THE SUIT!!!!

    by redfist

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Ha! Redfist

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I thought Redfist was quoting Alan Rickman from Die Hard. Then I realized he was making an authentic, on-topic comment about Craig's suit.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:39 a.m. CST

    wire-fu

    by Kloipy

    there has been some cool stuff done with wire-fu but give me the old classics where lives are at risk and let me marvel at what the human body can do

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:41 a.m. CST

    I find it hard to unclick from gymkata mode

    by just pillow talk

    And redfist, how do you feel about Tony Jaa?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    No way Kloipy..at least with a martial arts movie

    by just pillow talk

    No wire-fu!!!! For some movies it's okay (I'm thinking Matrix), but you want old school, kicks galore, people flying all over the place, the good 'ol fashioned way.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    In Chan's Fearless Hyena

    by Kloipy

    he dresses up like a woman in one scene and uses these oranges as breasts as this guy is trying to seduce/rape him and Chan keeps whipping him with a fan and the oranges, it's a great movie

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    I agree Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I liked it with Matrix and Hero and stuff, but the old classics are the real deal and the Tony Jaa stuff is just amazing, wire-fu is like a cheat

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    I feel bad for Jackie Chan now

    by Kloipy

    he used to do so much cool shit, but as of late it seems like people just think he's a hack martial artist

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    that's pretty funny...oranges as breasts are comic gold

    by just pillow talk

    Yeah, Chan's rap has been beaten down. I'm not sure why he chose some of the movies he's done in the U.S. I guess he didn't have good opportunities or something.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    he's getting fairly old too

    by Kloipy

    I can't expect the guy to be jumping up buildings much anymore, but he should be a legend and now he's kind of a joke

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    i'm on hold with Verizon right now

    by Kloipy

    their hold music sounds like it should be in Desperado

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    if 2for2true was his agent, thihgs would have been different

    by just pillow talk

    Chan would have been a pretty big star, and countless agents, producers, directors, grip people...would have had pencils stuck in their mouths....

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    if 2true was his agent he would have been in

    by Kloipy

    Citizen Kane 10 years before he was born

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    anchor

    by Kloipy

    yeah I was wondering why he posted that

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    The pinnacle of wire-fu

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I really loved the Burly Brawl in Matrix Reloaded when that came out. For me, that was the height of wire-fu, but also the jumping of the shark.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    What do you call those guys

    by Abominable Snowcone

    like the one in the beginning of Casino Royale who jumps through all kinds of shit? Or "Hamster Boy" in Die Hard 4? It's cool stuff--but that's exactly what Chan has been doing for 20 years and is now getting too old to pull off safely.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    call them "fucking amazing"

    by Kloipy

    or Lithe Cloverfield

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    I think you're right anchorite...

    by just pillow talk

    but since I don't remember exactly, I'm going with your answer. <p>I agree with ya Abom on Matrix Reloaded. It's another story though, if they should have even gone that route and not followed through with the ending of the first one.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Desperado's a cool flick

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Mariachi was cool too. I liked Once Upon a Time in Mexico, but the story kinda veered away from el mariachi too much. Good stuff though, and the soundtrack was good. Mark Knoffler 'n shit.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Parkour/Free Running

    by just pillow talk

    Guys hopping to and fro...<p>Salma Hayek (thank you Desperado!)

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    i think Speed Racer looks like shit

    by Kloipy

    it reminds me of that super nintendo game F-Zero, and i won't be seeing it

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    never was into Speed Racer so I have zero interest

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    oh Salma

    by Kloipy

    best part in Across the Universe. Salma + Nurse Outfit=best scene in a movie

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    If I could see the world in bullet-time

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Forget about it, I'd be FLKing everyone in my office just for sheer entertainment, and the police wouldn't be able to stop me because I could dodge their bullets. Or if I felt lazy, I'd just hold up my hand and freeze the bullets in mid air. And Wampas? Forget it. Because I'd be "The One." Then I'd go home by leaping across car hoods on the freeway.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:13 a.m. CST

    I like the "Knees" potential...

    by just pillow talk

    especially the elements one since he's already done fire. A natural progression to earth and wind I think. But Tony Jaa comes with no sidekicks, unless he sidekicks someone in the ribs. His knees serve as his sidekicks.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Salma

    by Abominable Snowcone

    could pull bullets out of me anytime she likes. I didn't see Across the Universe, but her noood scene in Desperato was, shall we say, tits. Did you know that Warwick Davis played a sombrero in Desperado? Yeah, and at various points elsewhere he also played a vending cart and a guitar case that shot rockets. That was him.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    but anchor, Tony Jaa doesn't age

    by Kloipy

    he's not even real.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    chicks dig stopping bullets in mid air

    by just pillow talk

    It's a great party trick.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    guys! re: the sacred animal Tony Jaa in "The Bee's Knees"

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    LOL Kloipy - "he's not even real"

    by just pillow talk

    I spit up on my keyboard....ewwwww.<p>Warwick also played the rockets, but that took so long to shoot the scenes cause then they had to track him down and see where he landed, then put back in the guitar case. Quite a lengthly process.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Warwick was in 3:10 to Yuma

    by Kloipy

    he was a sage bush

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Seeing the world in bullet-time

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is better than being a "Jumper" like Anakin. Anyday. You can't be "The One" if you're a jumper. You're just another jumper.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    KNEEful things

    by just pillow talk

    The devil isn't winning this game...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Anakin just gets to whine in more places

    by just pillow talk

    with his jumping shit.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Tony Jaa needs a sidekick orangutan

    by Abominable Snowcone

    like Clyde in Every Which Way But Loose. How sweet would that be to have a drunk orangutan in a dress pointing at which people Tony should FLK? Then Tony would laugh while standing on a pile of bodies and give Clyde a big hug.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Anchorite

    by Abominable Snowcone

    that's easy. 2true wins.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    not even close: Tony Jaa

    by just pillow talk

    He would only use one knee and it wouldn't matter.<p>I keep putting in a job post for a sidekick orangutan at work, but so far, nothing. I can only imagine how much better my work productivity would be.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    This TB is over two days old

    by Abominable Snowcone

    yet we're #1 by over 100 posts. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Warwick for that, and Wampas and AT-ATs, and bullet-time and Tony Jaa's insane sinews.<p> Outside my window, the snow has started. It's a good bet the Empire knows we're here.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    no matter who wins; we lose

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    monkey helpers at work

    by Kloipy

    that would rule! They could make coffee for me and fling poop at people I don't like. I don't see why I can't have one

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    2for2true > existence

    by just pillow talk

    Tony Jaa does not exist. <p>2for2true's pencil has the power of a million suns. <p>Tony Jaa's knees have the power of drunken orangutan's hug.<p>I say it's a draw.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    It's easy to see why we don't

    by Abominable Snowcone

    because they would mutiny like Caesar in Conquest for the Planet of the Apes, and probably anally rape us then lobotomize us. Which wouldn't be that bad for some people.<p> It's official--I've put in to take May 22nd off work. Because I'll be recovering from Indy and the Aliens at the midnight show. I think I'll take my daughter.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Tony Jaa in Blind Justice

    by Kloipy

    Jaa stars as a blind cop fighting against the Yakuza for the safety of a lemur. during final battle Jaa uses the line "I was blind, but now I can KNEE!!!"

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    hmmm....snow not supposed to start until 5 here...

    by just pillow talk

    just in time for me to head to class. Sheer awesomeness.<p>My monkey would make copies of his ass and then send them to all departments through inter-department mail.<p>He would also have 37 offenses against him due to "extreme groping" of the opposite sex.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    off to lunch

    by Kloipy

    see you guys later

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Philosopy 102: Logic

    by Abominable Snowcone

    If Tony Jaa can turn invisible at will...<p> and if 2for2true once took out all the electrity and heat in an Imperial Star Destroyer with one pencil...<p> and retarded adults enjoy the Wiggles...then purple wiggle Jeff must be Darth Vader.<p>

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    just make sure you don't name your monkey Caesar

    by just pillow talk

    and I think we'll be okay. <p>Just to be doubly sure, don't name your little monkey Caesar either.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    can never trust a wiggle that constantly sleeps...

    by just pillow talk

    though if evil never sleeps, then he can't be Darth Vader. But if he is, then that must mean that Captain Feathersword is Luke!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Tony Jaa in Legend of Drunken Patella

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A young man. Two kneecaps brutally fractured in a back-alley ambush. But now they've been surgically enhanced, the bone and cartilege laced with adamantium steel. Unless you've got a sharp No. 2 Green Bay Packers pencil, God have mercy on your soul...because his kneecaps won't.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    The Wiggles need a FLAMING LEG KICK

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    WTF!

    by Braffed

    are you sure you guys are adults? How overweright are you, really?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Later kloips

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It would be cool if, every time the other 3 wiggles go to wake Jeff, he's surrounded by empty beer cans and porn magazines, and his fly is down and there's jizz dripping from his hands and he's drooling.<p> Hey pillow, whaddaya teach / take?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Wampas and other things...

    by Braffed

    virgins talk about. For christ's sakes, it's just wrong. Can you guys talk about something that is relevent to men over 30? Warwick, Wampas...FUCK!!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    now Wiggles?

    by Braffed

    JESUS!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    I'm trying to finish my MBA...

    by just pillow talk

    put it off a couple of years due to kid/moving, and now I'm back on the saddle: Marketing and Audit Case Analysis.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    No fat on me, Gloved One

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I'm a trim 170. 195.3 if you count my pencil bandoliers. Ever try to outrun a wampa? You can't be packing any excess in the caboose.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    what if...

    by Braffed

    the wiggles got in a fight with Warwick dressed as a Wampa? Who would win? Ohhh, what if the Protector showed up in hoth with a number 2 pencil and a snowblower. Lame.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Jesus wasn't a Wiggle

    by Abominable Snowcone

    at least, not this Gen of wiggle. He might have been one of the 1st gen Wiggles. He wore the white T-shirt and black pants, and had holes in his hands, and could be seen distributing loaves and fishes to the audience. Pillow, I gots me an MPA. I bit the bullet hard and got it the same time as the JD. I figured if I was going back to school, I'd go for the long haul. It's nice to be done, and to finish before your kid gets old enough to notice you're not home at night (because you're at class, or are purging the streets of crime as a Laddy-flinging vigilante). Good luck with it.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    the only fat on you Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    is Glove's mom. Tell her the lesson tonight as been postponed due to snow, and that we'll have back-to-back lessons tomorrow night.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Thanks Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    Hope to finish this year (as long as all the classes are offered at some point this year), and after these two, I'll only have three left. Yay summer classes (grumble-grumble...)

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Braff

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Wampa respect is ageless. As for the wiggles vs. Warwick-as-wampa, Warwick would win easy. See, Jeff would be asleep, so Warwick will crush his skull first, then dispatch the others by beating them to death with Jeff's severed leg. Only Jesus Wiggle might stand a chance, because he can see in bullet-time. Warwick's best defense in that case would be to remove the wampa mask and allow the sun to refract off his already blindingly white smile, so as to burn Jesus Wiggle, a la Iron Man's uniray.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Tony Jaa wouldn't need a snowblower..

    by just pillow talk

    he can hop all over the place without ever touching the snow. Second, he doesn't need a pencil. His knees could take down the AT-AT walkers..he don't need a stinking pencil.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    3 times banned baby!

    by Braffed

    still don't know how...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Braffed

    by Abominable Snowcone

    are you sure you were banned? Sometimes when you try to log in, it'll keep coming up blank if you don't delete your cookies and refresh. That happens to me all the time. At first I thought I'd been given the shut-out.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    oh no, he's been banned

    by just pillow talk

    And the fact that Glovedone doesn't know doesn't surprise me.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I guess that I have to conform.

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Be cool or be cast out

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The best advice. Straight from Neil Peart, through Geddy Lee's mouth.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    he was banned anchor

    by Kloipy

    all his posts as gloved/braff08/zachbraff08 are MIA

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    it's funny you should mention grown-ups Glovedone

    by Kloipy

    because no one over the age of 18 uses the phrase "owned". You are the most childish person I've met on AICN.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    no glovedone, you stop being a cunt and

    by just pillow talk

    you won't be banned. Posting inappropriate comments on obits is not the best way to try and get attention.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    So,

    by Braffed

    I guess I just make childish cracks about someone's mom and action figures and I can stay! got it!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    You'll never be one of the cool kids

    by Abominable Snowcone

    acting that way. I'm still mourning Roy Scheider, who was like the uncle who never came to visit but whose vacation photos I'd always see. So mocking the dead is not on the cool list this week, if ever. So there! Speaking of Roy Scheider, did you know that Warwick portrayed the second yellow barrel in the original Jaws?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    That's right

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You can make as if you penetrated the rectum of Mother Theresa with a Nein-Numb action figure repeatedly, and made her sniff it while she wore a dog collar, but making fun of the freshly dead is a no-can-do Laredo

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    i think that's why he's mad and keeps following us

    by Kloipy

    because we wont let anyone forget the asshole he is and he just wants someone to talk to him and think he's funny, but he's way on the outside and no one takes anything he says seriously

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    it's a shame Warwick didn't get credit for that

    by just pillow talk

    He was in make-up a long time to get his skin the right yellow.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    is it snowing by you yet Kloipy?

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    He had a cameo in Jaws 2

    by Abominable Snowcone

    again as the yellow barrel, except he had plants potted in him on the Brody's front porch. It's the most awesome cameo ever. I think he also had a bit in Jaws 3 as Calvin Bouschard's drink table in the underwater restaurant.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST

    yeah it is Pillow

    by Kloipy

    been snowing all day so far, now it's slowly turning into a mix of snow/sleet

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I never made for of ole Roy

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:02 p.m. CST

    glovedone/braff

    by Kloipy

    there are tons of other people on this site, why don't you go talk to them, ok?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:05 p.m. CST

    you know what they had on sci-fi this past weekend?

    by just pillow talk

    I think all the Pumpkinhead movies. I caught the beginning of the second one where the kids are riding in the car flashing the headlights on and off, and then precede to hit an alleged witch. Unfortunately, I had to run and do something and missed the rest.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    FUN of ole Roy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The "U" is just above the "J," and "N" is below it, between "B" and "M."<p> I'm just busting your balls. I wonder if Chief Brody, in the world of Jaws, was buried in Amity or back home in NYC, or possibly even buried at sea, given that his fate was inextricably tied to sharks and the sea. I mean, you gotta imagine that after Jaws 2 everyone in the town must have been lining up to suck his dick, given that they thought he was crazy and they fired him. Yet he was right, it WAS another shark, and most of their kids were in danger. He must have been like, "See? I was right. Now suck it, Larry."

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Pumpkinhead

    by Kloipy

    I just saw that there is a 4th one now and Lance is in this one again. How many Pumpkinhead movies can there be? People gotta stop going to see that witch. I feel the same way about Tremors. Stay out of the fucking desert. And question how is it possible for Michael Gross to be in all the tremors including the one that takes place in the past?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    I need a dose of Michael Gross

    by Kloipy

    Tremors 2 baby, aftershocks

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Michael Gross

    by Abominable Snowcone

    was Mallory's dad on Family Ties. I can't remember for sure, but I probably beat my baboon once or twice over her back in 1983. Whore.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    I didn't realize Michael Gross was in all of them...

    by just pillow talk

    Mallory's dad exists on a different plane, so of course he could go back in time.<p>You would think Lance can get some other work other than Pumpkinhead.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Poor poor Lance

    by Kloipy

    the dude is in pretty much every DTV movie out there anymore. I feel bad for the guy because he is a good actor, he just gets a lot of shit roles

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Lance kicks ass

    by Abominable Snowcone

    because how many people can say they were killed by a terminator, an alien, AND a predator? None, I say! They should have had him in AvP:R just so the predalien could kill him. Just to add another.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Who would win

    by Abominable Snowcone

    in a throw-down between Lance, Michael Gross, and Fred Ward? Jesus, that's tough to call, unless any of them know the FLK. I guess I would bet a dollar on Fred Ward, because not only was he Timerider, he was Remo Williams and could walk on water.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    anchor, you misunderstand, we love Warwick

    by Kloipy

    each post bears(hee hee I said bear) honor to his name. I mean, the dude IS the Leprechaun, and we all hold Lep in Da Hood in the highest regard. Seriously.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    anchor

    by Abominable Snowcone

    We're not making fun of Warwick. He is an icon. When I say dumb stuff like, "he played a waffle iron in 'The Mist," I don't mean it for real, although whatever movie I mention would almost assuredly have benefitted from Warwick's participation in that regard. Goddamn, I love that fuzzy little ewok! And those medical words you said about dwarves...I don't know what those mean...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Warwick is in a new movie

    by Kloipy

    seriously it's called Agent 1-1/2 and he plays a secret agent. They should call it Quantum of Smallest

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    see, I thought those words anchorite strung together

    by just pillow talk

    meant that Warwick played a sponge in an episode of "ER", and that's when George left because he felt threatened by Warwick's iconic status.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    I have reason to suspect

    by Abominable Snowcone

    that Warwick Davis can see the world in bullet-time. So even if we were making fun of him, which we are not, he is anything but a vulnerable little guy. He can stop a bus with his MIND! I would not shit on him, because he'd probably use his elfin telekenetic powers to make my body explode from within.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    if not for 2for2true...Willow would be our God

    by just pillow talk

    Weren't the little dudes named the Brownies or something?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    as for the epic Lance-Michael-Ward fight, I think I may have to go with The Gross on this one.<br> 1.Lance has the habit of being killed fairly easily and he's taken by suprise.<br> 2.Fred Ward was in Joe Dirt<br> 3.The Gross has managed to kill tremors before he was even alive.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    they were called the Brownies Pillow

    by Kloipy

    Actually, my sister in law is a dwarf. She's not as small as Warwick, but still, if I knew Warwick I would hook them up.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:35 p.m. CST

    anchor, funny you should say Dildo Baggins

    by Kloipy

    because in the 70's National Lampoons came out with a parody book about LOTR, it was called Bored of the Rings, and they did use Dildo as his name

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    but perhaps The Gross can't kill things above ground

    by just pillow talk

    Could be a bit of a problem. <p>Fred Ward was also in Corky Romano. Strike two.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    things aren't looking good for Fred Ward

    by Kloipy

    I have to go with my man Warwick though in a battle between him, and the Dink though

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    How cool would it be

    by Abominable Snowcone

    to say, "Oh yeah, my brother's coming over." And it's Warwick Davis. But growing up it might not be so cool to have Warwick as a brother. I could see getting beaten up at school, which I was once or twice, and hearing the bullies say, "What? Gonna get your 'big' brother on me? Bwahahahaha!" But of course, once he develops his sense of bullet-time, forget it.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Warwick and Peter are both in Price Caspian

    by just pillow talk

    And you talk blasphemy Anchorite. Warwick is King.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Warwick and The Dink are both in the new Narnia movie

    by Kloipy

    holy shit, now I'm going to have to see that

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    There was a time...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...when Fred Ward might have been the next action hero. Uncommon Valor, Timerider, Remo Williams...but then along came Barry Bostick as Ace Hunter, in the greatest action film of all time, MEGAFORCE. After that, forget it, all so-called heroes are merely shells of Ace. Except maybe Tony Jaa.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Pillow, we both just realized that at the same time Hahaha

    by Kloipy

    having Warwick as a bro-in-law would fucking rule. I'd make him sing the rap from Lep in da Hood all the time

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    when I think Hero, I think Bostwick

    by Kloipy

    Barry Bostwick

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    you guys saw that show with Verne Troyer

    by Kloipy

    where he pissed on the floor right? Warwick would never let something like that happen. What about Marty Klebba(sp), he was in the Pirates movies and on that Little People Big World show, speaking of which the dad on that show got a DUI

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    never saw that Kloipy...was that the reality show

    by just pillow talk

    he was in?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    yeah The Surreal Life it was called

    by Kloipy

    he was drunk as shit

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Warwick's urine

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is probably the cure for cancer, and they just don't know it yet. Whereas Vern Troyer's urine is just, well, piss.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    I don't know X

    by Kloipy

    I'm still going Michael "The" Gross as the overall champion. Burt killed Graboids, Ward was in joe dirt and corky romano.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    abom, you have to dilute Warwick's urine though

    by Kloipy

    otherwise it can cause a Messiah complex which in turn leads the person to believe they have Warwick like powers of flight

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    kloipy you bastard

    by Abominable Snowcone

    your "Warwick flight" joke made me spit out part of my Payday bar. Nice!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    true X, gorilla arms are dandy

    by Kloipy

    but I gotta say, Gross has the power of time travel, weapons galore, and the mustache of misery, which causes anyone who so much as glances at it to go crazy with visions of death

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    his powers of flight inspired the Wright brothers to dream of dancing amongst the clouds

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    mustache of misery > gorilla arms

    by just pillow talk

    Now Xiphos, if we're talking NBC goons, then you've gotta have the gorilla arms. I put that on my resume to them.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Ever better to have gorilla arms

    by Abominable Snowcone

    AND an alcoholic orangutan sidekick.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    but if The Bates was in this fight

    by Kloipy

    she would win with the Taint of Destiny, it opens to R'lyeh and awakens the great and awful Cthulhu

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    not even FLAMING LEG KICKS can't fell the Bates

    by just pillow talk

    Somethings are just a mistake of nature...and the whole world pays...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    didn't the first tremor die by slamming into rock?

    by just pillow talk

    gorilla arms didn't have anything to do with that kill if I'm not mistaken. It was Bacon Power!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    X

    by Kloipy

    that may be true, however The Gross came back for a fourth helping of Tremors when Mr.Fred "I have gorilla arms" Ward only could handle two

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Also X

    by Kloipy

    The Gross went back in time and killed graboids before Fred Ward was born so hence technically The Gross killed them first

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    gay

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Seriously,

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    have you seen the size of that stache though???

    by just pillow talk

    Two things come to mind though after talking about Tremors, of all things: (1) I really am in the mood to watch Tremors now and (2) I've just got to watch The Gross go back in time to kill Tremors.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Did you know..

    by Braffed

    that there is a whole world out there to explore. Get out and get a life. You guys are just sad. I'm crying all over my keyboard. I want to send you a prostitute, but Sloppy's mom is busy right now

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    who talks like this?

    by Braffed

    Fred Ward. Michael Gross. Wampas. you should all be banned.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    if there is a world out there glovedone

    by Kloipy

    why aren't you taking your own advice instead of trolling us?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry drippy little whore, are we talking to you?

    by just pillow talk

    Why don't you go post in some other thread.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Ah, but you forget that Fred Ward is Timerider, and he can chase Michael Gross through time on his motorcycle.<p> Braffed, I'm not concerned with "the whole world" out there. I'm quite content with my city goverment paying me over 50Gs a year to spend time on this TB discussing Warwick with you. There are days when I earn my pay, but this ain't one of 'em. Unless I get stuck driving home in this shit, in which case I'll have to go into Hoth mode and hope Echo 3 locates us in time.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    I just was outside, ass!

    by Braffed

    then i got some coffee and came back. shut up, troll.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Xiphos - I'll take your word for it

    by just pillow talk

    I haven't seen it in ages, but I thought that they were running from the tremor and it followed the Bacon and that's when he made an "amazing" leap out of the way and the tremor went through a small ditch and smashed until the other side.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Pillow I like that phrase

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Drippy Little Whore. You should make people pay you to use it.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    I want to talk about James Bond

    by Braffed

    not anything about Michael Gross. Go away. No one likes you guys.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Drippy little whore.

    by Braffed

    I'd pay to use it but Abom's mom charges too much for anal.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    X, here is some proof for you

    by Kloipy

    The Gross has been immortalized in art<br> http://www.survivalarts.com/images/burtgummer.jpg

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Oops

    by Abominable Snowcone

    just realized I owe you a quarter.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Braffed how DARE you

    by Abominable Snowcone

    my mother's prices are very reasonable. Quit bitching!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    HAHA..

    by Braffed

    oh god you guys are so funny. Go away.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    by outside you mean your mom's kitchen?

    by just pillow talk

    That's sweet that she makes you grown-up coffee. Be careful, it could be a bit hot.<p>Abom, if I have my alcoholic orangutan, he could be my enforcer. Literally, my gorilla arms.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Where can I get one of those

    by Abominable Snowcone

    for in the living room, above the mantel?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    "then i got some coffee and came back"

    by Kloipy

    glovedone, you came back to be annoying, no one likes you and you tell us to get a life and yet you come in here and call us gay and then act like you are better than all of us when you a troll!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    that pic is priceless Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    My God, him and guns just don't go together.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Go away?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    We've been here since 7:30am, and that's just the time for today.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    that coffee might stunt your growth

    by Kloipy

    your height not your penis, that will never grow past an inch

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I'll hang that art right above my Billy the talking Bass statue

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    X don't talk about the sun

    by Kloipy

    I wont get to see in a few months I'm sure

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I am better than all of you

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    that's the funniest thing you've said glovedone

    by Kloipy

    cause it's not true at all

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    good to see you are so humble too

    by Kloipy

    by default saying something like that puts you into the Dustin Diamond category of dork-hood

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    It's ok Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    Just try and keep up with me and you might learn something.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    you almost done then Xiphos?

    by just pillow talk

    Lucky bastard (the sun and tiny blonde).

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    lesson one

    by Braffed

    stop talking about fucking star wars and tremors.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Pillow re: The Gross art

    by Kloipy

    doesn't it seem like there should be a 'huntin' dog' in that picture too?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    lesson 2

    by Braffed

    stop acting like you guys are in a all-male orgy. It's just creepy and gives off a foul odor.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    perhaps a grouse taking flight

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    lesson 3

    by Braffed

    stop trying to gang-p on a single person and getting owned

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    gents, I think we have it all wrong

    by just pillow talk

    It's not 2for2true for whom we should be disciples, but none other than THE GLOVE. <p>THE GLOVE = success <p>THE GLOVE = all-knowing <p>THE GLOVE = chick magnet<p>Oh tell us oh wise one, what is our teachings of the day, oh drippy little whore?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    lesson 4

    by Braffed

    Stop eating junk food. go outside and actully talk to a woman

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    what's a gang-p?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    it's true...

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    lesson 1 "I drip therefore I am"

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    WE own this TB

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and there's no U in that "we" douchebag.<p> They're closing our building now because of the weather (unlike me, they are not trained for Hoth's environment). So I must go. If I do not make it back tomorrow, it means I am probably hanging upside down in a wampa cave.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    now granted, we'll have to take a step back

    by just pillow talk

    in our lives to be like THE GLOVE. All of us will need to get divorced, pretend we don't have kids, jobs, lives, family, friends, people who love and like us. And we have to move back in with our moms where she'll make us coffee and hot buns. We'll have our own "command center". It'll be great, right drippy little whore?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    see ya Abom be careful on the road to Hoth

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Smell my fingers, drippy whore

    by Abominable Snowcone

    this is what a woman smells like. In fact, it's what your mom smells like.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    yep.

    by Braffed

    the command center is sweet and nothing beats moms cooking. You're so fucking lame Sloppy. you come up with the same shit all day.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    that's great news Xiphos

    by just pillow talk

    Yeah, may the force be with you Abom.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:55 p.m. CST

    yeah because 'owned' and "you guys are gay" is original

    by Kloipy

    you douche

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    another mom joke...really?

    by Braffed

    i'm going to come back in a few hours. I hope that you guys can collectivly think of another way to insult me. Your shit is getting tired. be creative. I'm judging on creativity, absence of star wars metaphors and use of the word "olive"

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    They're prepping my tauntaun

    by Abominable Snowcone

    See you in hell

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    don't worry, R2 has been known to be wrong

    by just pillow talk

    from time to time.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    An Original Musing by Glovedone/barfed

    by Kloipy

    Lost Jarv.. by Braffed Feb 11th, 2008 10:17:13 AM whatever. I'm the cleverest and you know it. OWNED.<br>

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    time to give your mom a sponge bath?

    by just pillow talk

    See ya later drippy little whore!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    so it's better than all of us and the cleverest?

    by just pillow talk

    He's the bestest drippiest little whore there is. Be proud glovedone!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    glovedone/braff you are an olive

    by Kloipy

    and a fucking loser

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    hahaha Pillow "It's"

    by Kloipy

    glovedone is neither man nor woman, he's more of the consistency of jello

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    much like The Bates blubber

    by just pillow talk

    You are aware that it's there, but it gets lost in all the rest of the blubber.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    it has a hypnotic jiggle

    by Kloipy

    you can't look away

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    so my office let everyone know that they can

    by just pillow talk

    go home, basically if they want to. However, I still gotta wait around and see if school will be open or not. Bastards.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    have you noticed IT doesn't put up much of a fight anymore

    by Kloipy

    he just calls us gay, says "owned' and then shrinks back to the safty and warmth of his mothers bosom

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    ugh, that sucks man

    by Kloipy

    my work would stay open during the apocolypse

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    I have a feeling that we haven't heard the last of

    by Kloipy

    Michael Gross and Gorrila Arms, that is just rife territory

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    it's funny how we uncover hidden gems like that

    by just pillow talk

    Indeed, Xiphos was drawn into battle to stick up for gorilla arms.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    yes, it is a pathetic excuse for a whore

    by just pillow talk

    and yet the yearning for attention enables him to come back for more.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    and my work never hesitates to close early

    by just pillow talk

    that is one nice thing about them.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Fred Ward and Michael Gross= Diamonds in the Rough

    by Kloipy

    it is iced over on the ground out here and yet I have to stay until 5 just as the sun has gone down and it gets even colder

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    I can only imagine

    by Kloipy

    when we get a review for Midnight meat Train, that TB will explode

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    I'M SELF-EMPLOYED AND JUST GAVE MYSELF THE AFTERNOON OFF

    by BringingSexyBack

    And what do I do with it? Watching Little House On The Prairie of course!!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    SPEAKING OF MICHAEL GROSS

    by BringingSexyBack

    His TV daughter's brother (Jason) just got orphaned in front of his eyes so Charles Ingalls will be adopting him and his sis. If Ingalls ran for President I'd vote for him.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:25 p.m. CST

    isn't time to ease off the caps lock BBC?

    by just pillow talk

    You've sang kumbaya with anchorite...you've come clean on your former identity. Now comes the hard part...typing with the caps lock off in the subject line.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:27 p.m. CST

    IT'S MY SCHTICK

    by BringingSexyBack

    But I'll consider it. Not easy switching all the time ... specially when spamming

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:29 p.m. CST

    WHERE'S BRAFFED?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Come here you.. I'll give you the attention you so crave ..

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    stepping out for a smoke again

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:32 p.m. CST

    he's sponging his mom...

    by just pillow talk

    He said he'll be back in a few hours, so you'll have to wait. Be prepared to be called, are you ready? Gay, OWNED, he's better than you, and other assorted whammies.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    HERE'S A TIP FOR GETTING YOUR WIFE AND MOM FLOWERS FOR CHEAP

    by BringingSexyBack

    Order a nice bouquet for one, then when it arrives, complain that it looks like shit and they will send a second one for free. 2 for 1 sale, courtesy of BSB.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Well, Haters...

    by Braffed

    I see nothing has changed except Brokback is in the gay pride rally now

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:36 p.m. CST

    WELL NOW THAT HE'S BEEN SMOKED OUT ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    Time to put him back on ignore. Haha he hates that.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Yes, it hates that

    by just pillow talk

    His mommy does that to him, and I think therein lies the problem.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Now see here is the problem...

    by Braffed

    you had an hour and still mom jokes. weak.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    THAT'S THE 4TH TIME HE WAS SMOKED OUT FROM LURKING

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's how predictable he is. A little attention seeker who'll come out for just a few crumbs. And yep, comes right out with that gay reference.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    it has something against gays I guess

    by just pillow talk

    insecure feelings or something.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    wow Pillow you called It

    by Kloipy

    hahaha double meaning intended

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    well...

    by Braffed

    i was hoping to find someone to match my superior wit, but no one can. I even gave you all an hour to come up with something new. Even with my generosity, you still fall short. Even with Brokeback...sigh. Is there anyone out there that can challenge me?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    It is a homophobe

    by Kloipy

    glovedone/braff is scared because of the 'secret feelings' he has for the late great Derek Jeter

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    hahahahaha "superior wit"

    by Kloipy

    that is priceless Glovedone!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:51 p.m. CST

    oh Sloppy

    by Kloipy

    you are so lame and unoriginal. OWNED! i like to lick Zackk Braff's penis

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:54 p.m. CST

    DID HE SAY "SUPERIOR WIT"?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I see no evidence of such.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by Kloipy

    don't you remember, he said "owned"! He's got us there!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    I HAD SECRET FEELINGS FOR THE SPARTANS IN 300

    by BringingSexyBack

    but once the credits roll I'm straight again.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Don't get all stirred up girls...

    by Braffed

    you can't always win. Keep trying. Focus that hostility that you have for me and use it for good. I have faith.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    I bet it listens to "How do I live without you?"

    by Kloipy

    and stares at it's Taye Diggs poster and cries

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    later Kloipy...time for me to venture out into the snow

    by just pillow talk

    and head to class. Fucking non-canceling college.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 2:59 p.m. CST

    don't worry glovedone...

    by just pillow talk

    I'm sure one day you'll make a friend.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    AH YES, THE "OWNED" THING

    by BringingSexyBack

    But did you remember that he had no idea what "Pwned" was? That had me guffawing. Who doesn't know Pwn?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    See ya Pillow be safe

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:01 p.m. CST

    BYE PILLOW

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks for keeping our nation's professors employed.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    THAT'S TRUE ANCHORITE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Then tell your wife you got her two bouquets cuz you love her twice as much. Then try to leverage that into a blowjob before the feelings wear off..

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    it's too bad glovedone gets banned all the time

    by Kloipy

    because then we could go back and read all about his hilarious wit

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    THEY REFUNDED YOUR MONEY?

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's not American. Damn commies.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT PWN AND REPLIGN IN FRONT OF BRAFFED

    by BringingSexyBack

    He'll feel like an outsider and excluded, and have nothing to say. And we wouldn't want that do we?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    here is an example of glovedone/braffed/zachbraff08's wit

    by Kloipy

    terrible, terrible news.... by ZackBraff08 Feb 4th, 2008 03:20:33 PM i farted

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:16 p.m. CST

    NOTHING SPELLS SUPERIOR WIT LIKE BODILY FUNCTIONS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Shame he wastes it all on us unworthy ones.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    i know! a fart joke in relation to nothing

    by Kloipy

    he might as well be Richard Pryor

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:25 p.m. CST

    hehe..

    by Braffed

    farts.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Who knew an article about Bond getting into a taxi

    by TerryMalloy

    could start such a lovely discussion. To all the trolls out there--we thank you for making our lives interesting. Now please go away and never come back.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Hey Terry...

    by Braffed

    Here's a quarter for your opinion. Now go fuck yourself...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Hey Braffed

    by Kloipy

    you are an idiot

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Hey Braffed

    by TerryMalloy

    Thanks for the quarter.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Hey Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    here's a dime. go fuck Abom. oppss too late. Abom, Sloppy owes you 10 cents.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    terry, you can use that quarter to pay his mom

    by Kloipy

    she's really cheap

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    No problem, Sparky.

    by Braffed

    You need it more than I do.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    wow..a mom joke.

    by Braffed

    didn't see that coming, sunshine. How much did MiraJeff charge you when he tore your ass up in that other TB, Sloppy?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Hey Barffed -tee hee look I have wit just like glovedone

    by Kloipy

    you have a huge obsession with gay men

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Did you just take a shot at my income level?

    by TerryMalloy

    That was inappropriate.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Sloppy got so scared...

    by Braffed

    great post MiraJeff!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    what are you talking about douchey?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Terry. I retract

    by Braffed

    but Sloppy is still a little bitch

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    awww shit! did you guys see that? he called me a little bitch

    by Kloipy

    HAIL NAW!!! Damn i just got owned, pwned, and home-aloned! Glovedone/braffed is da man! He likes to suck his dogs dick, yo!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Classic, Sloppy!

    by Braffed

    predicatable...but CLASSIC!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 3:55 p.m. CST

    His user ID is "Kloipy"

    by TerryMalloy

    Show the man some respect Braffed.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 4 p.m. CST

    Now can we please redirect this talkback

    by TerryMalloy

    to discussing James Bond entering a taxi? Thank you.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Regarding PWN

    by Jackie Boy

    Do you pronounce it "Poned" or "Pawned?" I've heard it both ways.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    JACKIE BOY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Just pronounce it "Owned". Saying it in real life aint the same as its Net meaning ...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST

    THE REPLIGN MACHINE HAS THE POWER COSMPIC !

    by Pound Sand

    *behold*

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Xiphos/BSB

    by TerryMalloy

    You guys should have been in the Star Ward TB last night. I needed a few allies to thrash Jeff Albertson.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    FUCK OFF guys!

    by travis-dane

    I love ya all!;-)

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    BOND!

    by travis-dane

    one for the topic!TerryMalloy,you did a good job with "ALBERTson".

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Oh I thrashed him good

    by TerryMalloy

    But it would have been more fun with more people chimin' in.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:35 p.m. CST

    And BOND

    by TerryMalloy

    No, I have a real comment to say. I was thinking about Clive Owen as Bond. Before I saw Casino Royale I thought Clive would make the perfect Bond. But now that I think about it, I think his Bond would have been more sleazy, more lazy, less a cold-blooded killer.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    He was very testy, that Jeff

    by TerryMalloy

    No humor at all in his soul. Usually I wear down my opponents with my self deprecation or nonsense insults but he didn't seem to understand the game.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    I got to pull out my On the Waterfront quotes

    by TerryMalloy

    I've been waiting a long time for it. Maybe I shouldn't have wasted it on Albertson, but I couldn't help myself

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Anchorite

    by TerryMalloy

    I was sick of that easy money!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:42 p.m. CST

    XIPHOS YOU BASTARD!!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    70s? Any bikini clad hotties around? No one's even walking around here, which is kinda nice.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:45 p.m. CST

    WHO HAD THE REPLIGN LAST?

    by BringingSexyBack

    You left teh nasty stains!!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 5:45 p.m. CST

    I'm not jealous Xiphos

    by TerryMalloy

    I also live in paradise

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    I thought about it Xiphos

    by TerryMalloy

    because they both use the following tactics: <p> 1) gay baiting </p> <p> 2) using a constant running tally on how they are "winning" the flame war </p> <p> 3) claiming intellectual superiority </p> <p> 4) name calling </p> <p> 5) Constantly saying "Is that all you got?" and things of this nature. </p> <p> The difference is Braffed is actually a little more passive than Albertson. </p>

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:08 p.m. CST

    It would be interesting to do a psychology study

    by TerryMalloy

    on the two of them. Because in my opinion the tactics you use to get what you want say a lot about who you are as a person.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Quantum Of Shoelace

    by LaserPants

    I need a quantum so's I cins lace my shoes up. Then we'll be in bidness. I cin leave my home. Take a jog. Kick a log. Alls cause I gots a quantum. A quantum of shoelace. Praise the Lawd. I AM THE LAWD!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAH!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    by LaserPants

    Yeah. Yep. Yup. Yes. Yessssssssssssssssss...

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST

    007: Who And The What Now?

    by LaserPants

    WORD IS BOND MUTHERFUGGERS!!! WOOOOOT!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:33 p.m. CST

    007: Attack Of The Hot Ladies

    by LaserPants

    In this movie, James Bond has to fight some hot ladies... to sexy results! WOOOOOOOT!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    007: Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?

    by LaserPants

    James gets downsized and he cant afford his outrageous mortgage so he's homeless and he hangs himself. But then he comes back to life and meets some hot bagladies and fucks them and gets syphalis and picks up a drug habit and dies in his sleep choking on his own vomit. THE END! WOOOOOT!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:37 p.m. CST

    007: Another Expensive International Car Chase

    by LaserPants

    I wonder what will happen this time? WHAT?! WOOOOOT!!!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:40 p.m. CST

    007: Wheres My License To Kill?

    by LaserPants

    007 turns 70 (again), gets Alzheimers, forgets where he put his license to kill, wanders away from the rest home, becomes a vagrant righter of wrongs, has sex with street people and animals, becomes a kind of street god, goes completely bonkers and believes he is the messiah, leads a crazy old homesless people revolution and crushes the world like so many Ludovico treatmented Alex's mewling for mercy!!! WOOOOT!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:41 p.m. CST

    007: 700

    by LaserPants

    Oh, post modern! Some kind of handheld faux docu debacle, no doubt.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    007: 700 Club A Go Go!

    by LaserPants

    James Bond infiltrates the 700 club and rapes and kills his way to the top, toppling the organization from within like some kind of undiagnosed STD which may be KILLING YOU RIGHT NOW!!! WOOOOOOOOT!!!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Xiphos

    by TerryMalloy

    I'm going to be armchair psychologist based on absolutely no real, viable information on you and no experience or training on my part. <p> You've said you like to avoid political talkbacks. So maybe that means you generally try to avoid conflict. Usually what you want is to be left alone so your tactics are to deflect, ignore, and confuse. </p> <p> Inevitably though what you want will be in conflict with someone else. I bet what you do is charm, amuse, seduce, and maybe guilt the other person. </p> <p> Basically I just made all that stuff up but I'm a writer so I am interesting in that stuff about people. I always like to think about what my characters tactics are to get what they want. </p>

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Quantum of Taxis!

    by skywalkerfamily

    I hope that Taxi has an ejector seat.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 7:48 p.m. CST

    this and casino royale 06

    by Prossor

    are still jokes compared to the 60s Bonds.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Xiphos

    by TerryMalloy

    That's funny. I kind of figured :)

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:31 p.m. CST

    YO XIPHOS

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Replign is a time machine. Used by various TBers to cause havoc or retrieve ancient Talkbacks into the here and now. I've never done that myself, as it's a practice that's frowned upon by the powers that be (aka Mori and Harry). <p> What I have done, however, is go back in time and have sex with numerous Talkbackers' mothers, effectively becoming their fathers. That, my friend, is the Ultimate in Pwnership. <p> With that, I bestow upon you the keys (*hands keys to Xiphos*) .. have fun!

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:33 p.m. CST

    TERRY

    by BringingSexyBack

    You did a fine job on Jeff Albertson, as I only saw this morning. Next time we hold him down and do unspeakables on him ..

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:35 p.m. CST

    ANCHORITE

    by BringingSexyBack

    If I'm not mistaken, I'm still your father from our past, erm, conflict. Don't forget me on Father's Day. I like electronics.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:37 p.m. CST

    HEY BRAFFED

    by BringingSexyBack

    Show me that superior wit of yours, Sparkles.. Are you game?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:38 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by TerryMalloy

    I'm not sure how I feel about group rape. Just doesn't sound right, ya know?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 10:51 p.m. CST

    OKAY, NO GANG RAPE THEN

    by BringingSexyBack

    How about we strip him naked and unleash some dogs on Jeffy?

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:04 p.m. CST

    BRAFFED IS CONFLICTED ..

    by BringingSexyBack

    He wants to say something but knows we'll instantly ignore him once he does. And that kills him a little bit inside. Cruel to toy with his emotions like that though. Like picking the wings off a fly.

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Ignoring is the best strategy for trolls

    by TerryMalloy

  • Feb. 12, 2008, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Xiphos

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I have also had lots of fun with the Replign. LOTS.<P>Good luck and Godspeed!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:36 a.m. CST

    Morning Guys.

    by Lost Jarv

    Sadly worked intervened yesterday or I would have thoroughly enjoyed punishing BRaffed for his stupidity

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:43 a.m. CST

    A few things to clear up:

    by Lost Jarv

    Anchorite: We worship Warwick, he's like a very small, very powerful sun whose rays we are lucky enough to bask in. Seriously, we love Leprechaun and many of his other cultural gifts. But not Celebrity Scissorhands. That was shit. <P>Terry: We only Hijack threads that are completely lame and pointless (this one is a prime example- Daniel Craig gets Taxi in austria. Shit the bed.) It doesn't hurt anyone and gives us countless hours of enjoyment talking about the important things in life- Wampas, Bears etc<P>Do Wampas count as Bears? <P>Tony Jaa is indeed awesome, <P> Braffed- beating you up in a Talkback is the equivalent of kicking a cripple. There is no need to gang up on you, as anyone able bodied can do it. In fact, if anything we do not gang up on you, you bring it on yourself by reappearing like a particularly noxious cloud of gas, typing "you guys are gay. Owned" and then fucking off again. If you are going to fuck off, then please stay gone. <P>Kloipy- Pumpkinhead 4. I was recently in Brazil and saw it on a shelf in a video shop. They made 3 and 4 back to back and they are both apparently quite good. 2 was not good- it was no fun at all. My main disappointment with the pumpkinhead franchise is that the monster does not, in any way,shape or form, have a pumpkinhead. I feel severely let down by this. <P>Lance- athough the man is a god, he is not to be forgiven for starring as Weyland in the first AvP. BAD LANCE, BAD.<P>I think that's everything.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:44 a.m. CST

    and it's sunny here still.

    by Lost Jarv

    I'm in a state of shock

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 6:34 a.m. CST

    and for your creative use of the word "olive"

    by Lost Jarv

    which is actually quite a good joke and I'm impressed that you came up with it:<P>You are a despicable drippy little whore that likes to insert OLIVE pits into his penis before smearing himself in OLIVE oil and screaming at the moon in an OLIVE grove. You are never happier than when someone is jamming whole OLIVES into your rectum until you swell up like an OLIVE, turn OLIVE green and then settle down in front of your mother's television to furiously masturbate ot OLIVE OYL on Popeye. But, bizarrely, you are weirdly prejudiced against black OLIVES as they don't form part of your uber-race of green OLIVE fetishists.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:02 a.m. CST

    good morning Jarv

    by Kloipy

    I may have to check out Pumpkinhead 3 and 4 now

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Man, I wish you could have been here longer yesterday

    by Kloipy

    we could of used you in the fight

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:04 a.m. CST

    hey kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    I thought I was going to have to do the tumbleweed gag: <P>*Jarv shouts out as tumbleweed rolls by and somewhere in the distance a lone church bell forlonely tolls a single time*

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:06 a.m. CST

    I got dragged into an interminable meeting

    by Lost Jarv

    where some pointy headed nerd talked for FOUR FUCKING HOURS about "making the optimum use of our database capabilities" and "actioning a striplight ergonomic data management system". <P>No, I have no idea what that meant either. I just wanted to scream "ACTION IS NOT A VERB YOU FUCKING PRICK" whilst clubbing him to death with the user manual. <P>Every time someone speaks like that I see George Orwell's coffin burrow towards teh centre of the earth.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:07 a.m. CST

    Re Pumpkinhead

    by Lost Jarv

    I don't know if it is available for us- It can be downloaded though. <P>I am quite surprised at the fanbase it has in Brazil. very strange.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:09 a.m. CST

    meeting and pumpkinhead

    by Kloipy

    Tell me about it, I have to have meetings with local phone companies and God do those people drag shit out. Brazil knows of the legend of pumpkinhead? Interesting.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:11 a.m. CST

    looks as if we may get reprieve from reality shows

    by Kloipy

    now that the writers are back.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:12 a.m. CST

    That's where I found out about Pumpkinhead 4

    by Lost Jarv

    and it wasn't even Rio. It was at some shitty town in Minas Gerais.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:12 a.m. CST

    "actioning a striplight ergonomic data management system".

    by Kloipy

    If someone said that to me in a meeting I would leap out of the nearest window

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Minas Gerais Movie House

    by Kloipy

    Contains 5 films<br> Ishtar<br> The City of God<br> Meatballs 3<br> Pumpkinhead 3<br> Pumpkinhead 4<br>

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    that's the thing though

    by Lost Jarv

    We won't. And anyone who thinks otherwise is fucking kidding themselves. <P>Reality TV (I worked for one once) is cheap, inexplicably popular with the key demographic and sadly, here to stay. If you look at the summer schedules anyway it is driven by the likes of Big Brother, American arsehole, Survivor et al. <P>I'm waiting for the groundbreaking reality TV "experience" called "Vom on Gran"- where a group of "real" lowlifes spend 3 weeks locked in a shed taking turns to vomit on their grandmothers. Allegedly it's a social experiment.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    I wish I could remember what the town was called.

    by Lost Jarv

    I was just passing through. <P>I love Brazil, it's a great place.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    "actioning a striplight ergonomic data management system".

    by Lost Jarv

    The thing is- I couldn't believe it so I wrote it down. I looked up every meaning of the words when I got back to my desk and in no way at all could it be said to make sense. Let alone mean anything. <P>Management-speak arsehole.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    hahaha Vom on Gran

    by Kloipy

    sad to say, I could see that playing very well here in the states. Reality is the lowest of the low. I don't know how many MTV shows you guys may see over there but have you ever heard of The Real World/Road Rules challenge? Or their dating show Next? Those are the bastions of soul killers

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:19 a.m. CST

    re: Management-speak arsehole

    by Kloipy

    those guys deal in profits and pie charts. I bet he has a blackberry and drinks a lot of latte's

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:22 a.m. CST

    morning gents....

    by just pillow talk

    I think fox just picked up "Vom on Gran".

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:23 a.m. CST

    yup, we get the (un)Real World

    by Lost Jarv

    or as I like to think of it: <P>Put the 6 most obnoxious fuckers on the planet in one flat and see how long it takes for them to fuck/ fall out. <P> He also had braces and a combover. <P>I don't even work in It, and was horribly distressed to find that "Proactively promoting the use of the database" had been shoehorned into my job description. I can't use the fucking thing, so how on earth am I to encourage other people to use it? and how do you encourage someone to use a database anyway?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Hey Pillow

    by Kloipy

    Vom on Gran appears right after The Michael Gross Graboid Hour

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:24 a.m. CST

    They'd better not

    by Lost Jarv

    or I'm going to wait until it's nearly ready to go out and sue the motherfuckers. It seems to work for them.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Off for lunch.

    by Lost Jarv

    See you soon chaps

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    database encouragement

    by Kloipy

    "hey guys, um, yeah this database if off the fucking hook, did you know that if you use it, Jessica Biel will come and tickle your nuts?"

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:26 a.m. CST

    see ya in a little Jarv

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    I can't believe I'm at work right now

    by Kloipy

    i stood outside in the rain and snow for 45 minutes bashing ice off the car just to have to come in and work

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:28 a.m. CST

    you just gotta pimp the fuck outta the database...

    by just pillow talk

    Equate it to the nice whore that your management goes to see every week. It'll jiggle their giga bites.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:28 a.m. CST

    no shit Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    I had to shovel a few inches of slush, and my driveway ain't short.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    and of course my work wont shovel the parking lot

    by Kloipy

    it is like an ice skating rink out there

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    How was your class last night Pillow?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Morning gents

    by Braffed

    how is everyone feeling this morning?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    luckily, I park underground for work

    by just pillow talk

    and I never made it to class. Usually it takes about 45 or so minutes to get to school. Last night I was on the road for 2 hrs and 15 minutes and I was still like 40 minutes or more from school. I made the executive decision to cut my losses and head back home. It was starting to get pretty slippery up that way, so I said fuck it. Not worth it.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Yeah that was the best decision probably

    by Kloipy

    it was horrible down here, people were all over the road. Almost got hit by a semi-truck on the way home. Fuckers don't know how to drive

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    I'm amazed you even made it that far

    by Lost Jarv

    I'd have binned it long before.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    it's idiotic that they didn't just cancel

    by Kloipy

    I hate when people can't be reasonable about situations like tht which could cost you your life

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    With Colleges

    by Lost Jarv

    Don't they assume that most people will either be on Campus or fairly near it? <P>They don't take into account "mature students" (I hate that phrase)

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Is anyone else having site problems?

    by Lost Jarv

    I keep having to refresh the page 20 fucking times to get the TB to appear. It's most annoying.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    that's true Jarv

    by Kloipy

    'mature students' is a ridiculous phrase

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    It's working alright for me so far

    by Kloipy

    but you never know when a glitch could set in

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    The phrase "mature student"

    by Lost Jarv

    is stupid because you are either a student or you are not. It is an occupation, not a fucking classification- you don't have "mature doctors" or "mature binmen". <P>Ridiculous.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    mature elderly

    by Kloipy

    for the old person who is older than most old people

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    I've never been accused of being a mature student

    by just pillow talk

    just older.<p>Yeah, we'll see what the Professor says since I sent him an email telling him I bailed out going to class, if they even ended up having class.<p>And for once, I'm problem free with the site.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST

    if I went back to college

    by Kloipy

    it would be so weird for me, I'd feel so out of place

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    It's really annoying this one-

    by Lost Jarv

    The screen goes white then the brown AICN top and harry's horrible animation come up, and that's it. <P>I keep having to press refresh until the purple/blue line with the links on it appears.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    I did it last year-

    by Lost Jarv

    I went back and did my law conversion. <P>It was horrible, I was a good 6 years older than everyone else (and this was purely postgrad). I grew to hate them all, and just stopped going to lectures. (I did pass) <P>the thought of going back to a nay-kidding uni full of kids over a decade younger than me doesn't bear thinking about,

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:35 a.m. CST

    yeah, I hear ya

    by just pillow talk

    It is most definitely weird the first time you go back after your initial four year degree. This is the second time I've gone back, and by this time I'm totally indifferent to it, if you know what I mean. I just want the classes to be fucking done with.<p>So then Jarv, you've got THE WHITE SCREEN OF DOOM with shitty Harry animation. That sucks.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:35 a.m. CST

    jarv

    by Kloipy

    that was happening to me a few days ago. Try just closing down the window, and opening it up again. See if that helps when you run into that problem.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:40 a.m. CST

    anytime I'm around people 4 years or more younger

    by Kloipy

    than me I just feel really out of place. They are a completely different type of people. It's weird how much the generation gap has changed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Do you use Firefox Jarv?

    by travis-dane

    If you do then open your "Extras"console and click on the second option from below.Then click the "delete all private...."(i got the german fox,but you will see what I mean).Sometimes Firefox has that problem,I had it once and that helped.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    hey there Travis

    by Kloipy

    haven't seen you around lately

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:51 a.m. CST

    I am allways around Kloipy.......

    by travis-dane

    <p>watching!But if a fellow TB is in need for some help "SUPERTRAVIS" is there!;-)<p>and fot the MILF`s!<p>

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    fot

    by travis-dane

    gnar

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    800 posts

    by Kloipy

    only 13 on topic. I saw some hot Patricia Heaton last night

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    so did I...she was busy cleaning my dishes

    by just pillow talk

    and consoling me after my long drive last night. She brought her paddle boat, so she should make it to Abom's today.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    some hot Heaton action

    by Kloipy

    http://tinyurl.com/2z95k5

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    I think Abom got stuck on Hoth

    by Kloipy

    with Braff's mom.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    that's the exact same dress she wore for me last night

    by just pillow talk

    well, she wore it for a part of the night.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Let's hope his ion cannon didn't jam

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    she just wore the broach

    by Kloipy

    did you make her call you Raymond?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    i think Abom used a probe-droid

    by Kloipy

    on braff's mom as well. a very large probe-droid

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    no, I actually make all the ladies call me by

    by just pillow talk

    my user name. "Oh Pillow" or "Can I fluff your pillow" or "get a load of my pillows".

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    HHHmmmmm.......Patricia......

    by travis-dane

    nice TITEEESSSS!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    droid definitely had a self-destruct mechanism

    by just pillow talk

    cause Abom didn't hit it that hard.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Do you guys know the popular......

    by travis-dane

    "pillow jizz"?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    "oh you dirty pillows!"

    by Kloipy

    Heaton cried out to the sky as you rammed her from behind

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Nope it's Internet Explorer (cheers for the help guys)

    by Lost Jarv

    Stupid work won't let me download firefox. <P>I'm doing nowt today

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    she looks like she might like a finger in the butt

    by Kloipy

    perhaps 2?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    travis

    by just pillow talk

    glovedone's mom knows it all too well...

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Eatin' Heaton 4: The Heat is On

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    it's awesome that Vern's DTV TB is almost at 3000 posts

    by Kloipy

    cheers on that one! Setting the bar pretty high

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    In the Heaton of the Night

    by just pillow talk

    Yes, those boys love their DTV plus other miscellaneous crap. Their dedication to the higher art of thread hi-jacking is admirable.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    heh

    by Lost Jarv

    did you see Braff turn up above? <p>fool. He's just asking for a slap, and he ignored the olive insult- which hurts my feelings, especially as I followed his instructions

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Jarv and Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I'm surprised he didn't say something back to you Jarv, something like "you are gay! so unoriginal! OWNED!" and then leave again. Pillow, dude that In the Heaton of the Night cracked me up

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:18 a.m. CST

    he probably went on his merry way (for now)

    by just pillow talk

    since no one specifically addressed him immediately after he posted.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Yeah I laughed at that

    by Lost Jarv

    Deniro and Pacino in "Heaton". Ouch. She's getting to old for those kind of gymnastics.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Backdraft was really about Heaton's ass...

    by just pillow talk

    Baby got backdraft!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    "went on his merry way "

    by Kloipy

    that means he went to look for nude pictures of Zack Braff while masturbating furiously to the soundtrack from Batteries Not Included

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    hehehe

    by Lost Jarv

    It is surprising that we don't get banned for some of these things. <P>Did you lot see that Quint or Merrick or whoever it was dissed Scream (of all things), I'd argue that Scream as "postmodern, and like, y'knew, ironic and shit," saved horror.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    "masturbating furiously to the soundtrack from Batteries Not Inc

    by Lost Jarv

    genius, nasty but absolutely brilliant

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    about scream

    by Kloipy

    I liked the first one the sequels were shit, but I think that most people like to hate on scream only because of the followers it spawned, and as much as I hate those movies, I agree that Scream was very influencial in the success of the horror genre. Thing is that it is really hard to find a really good horror film these days. It's easy to find a good bad horror movie, but there is also a lot of just shit. Like all the J-horror remakes and the like

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    going out to Hoth for a space cig

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Scream, at the time,

    by Lost Jarv

    was fucking Brilliant. It was an innovative take on a very tired genre. <P>Unfortunately it did give the world Kevin Williamson, post-modern ironic horror, and worst of all Scary Movie. <P>It's a pity because the original scream, as faux-knowing as it is, is a cracking little movie. <P>I don't get the hate for it.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    the opening scene in Scream

    by Kloipy

    is fucking wonderful, when she turns on the porch light and see's her boyfriend stapped to a chair with his guts hanging out is just great

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Can't believe this lame topic generated 830 TB posts

    by SkinJob69

    wtf?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    It is fantastic-

    by Lost Jarv

    The opening in Scream 2 is also great. The rest of Scream 2 is shit though, and the less said about Scream 3, the Better.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    exactly Jarv

    by Kloipy

    any 'horror' movie with Jay and Silent Bob should be banned. That's a true Video Nasty

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    cowbell, cowbell....

    by just pillow talk

    This is a discussion about the merits of the first scream, Patricia Heaton, school, and other assorted non-related Bond tidbits.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    off for a post-modern ciggy

    by Lost Jarv

    or a "Deathstick". <P>FUCK YOU GEORGE LLUCAS

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    SkinJob69

    by Kloipy

    just read the preceding 700 posts and you will understand

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    SkinJob...read some of the comments

    by just pillow talk

    you'll see there are none that pertain to Bond and his cab.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Don't forget The Gross, Pillow

    by Kloipy

    and his hunting art

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    you can always tell who reads the comments

    by just pillow talk

    and who doesn't when they post, especially in one of our "borrowed" threads...

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    you're absolutely right Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    that pic is just classic. I still chuckle thinking about it.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    I just read through it...

    by SkinJob69

    keep up the random posts! Maybe this will overtake hercules' Lost TB- Regards, SJ

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Post-modern ciggy's aren't as funny as they think they are

    by Lost Jarv

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    I just love that the picture was under 'survival art'

    by Kloipy

    Jarv, do you guys have those annoying TRUTH commercials over there? It's the ones that talk about how cigs are bad for you. AS if we don't already know that

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    I think I've cured that problem

    by Lost Jarv

    It only seems to happen if I have more than one browser window open. <P>How annoying, I've got actual work to do, that needs the other windows open. Bollocks.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    the choice is easy Jarv....

    by just pillow talk

    No work!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Kloipy...have you seen the new commercials

    by just pillow talk

    for Global warming using kids? While I'm all for providing more ecological friendly means, I hate it when they use kids to try and get the message across.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    AICN is the only thing stopping me from an office rampage

    by Kloipy

    Michael Gross style

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    I haven't seen those yet Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I also cringe when I see the Anti-Drug commercials. If anything they make me want to do more drugs

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    It's pathetic

    by Lost Jarv

    and I'm not convinced Global warming is a bad thing- it's a lovely spring day here-especially as we're overdue for an ice age. <P>Which would suck

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    The World Will End In Fire and Ice

    by Kloipy

    Fire being a Tony Jaa FLK to the face, and Ice being the Bate's nether-regions

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Shouldn't that be

    by Lost Jarv

    <P>Fire being a TJ FLK and the suspicious fishy grease that emanates from THE BATES' nether regions.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    so then it just ends all in fire...

    by just pillow talk

    cause the FLAMING LEG KICK would probably get too close to the fishy grease, which would light up like no tomorrow. So could that be the real reason for global warming? Tony Jaa getting too close to The Bates?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    the grease

    by Kloipy

    it is a highly potent mixture, and most people can't even live through the aroma, however if you cook fries with it, it does make a suprising flavor of gooseberry

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    I heard that the bates is going to increase in mass

    by Lost Jarv

    until she collapses in on herself forming a massive black hole that will extinguish all life on the planet. <P>Maybe 2true will save us. I heard him say that humanity is merely one of his playthings, but one of his favourites.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Jarv...

    by Braffed

    im not ignoring you, sweety. Just working. and I DID LOVE your olive retort. Congrats!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Another thing I love about the first Scream

    by Lost Jarv

    was when Rose McGowan got crushed in the garage door. <P>That's an example of why it was so good- it was inventive.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    2true is able to fold space

    by Kloipy

    without the use of Spice

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    they will probably remake scream in 10 years

    by Kloipy

    or a reboot as they call it these days

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Don't call me sweety.

    by Lost Jarv

    That's what your mother calls me when I come in her hair. And you calling me that is just disturbing.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Rose McGowan would be so hot if

    by Kloipy

    she hadn't slept with Marilyn Manson. She reminds me of a better version of Christina Ricci

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    I can see it being given to Rob Zombie

    by Lost Jarv

    can you imagine anything more awful than that? <P>He'd want to do it all serious, which would be fine, but his version of serious= trailers/ rednecks/ torture porn. <P>We would get to see the virginity losing scene though.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    "another mom joke...so weak"

    by just pillow talk

    "you guys are so gay...OWNED".

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    good call on the Ricci comparison

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    There's a great film called "Lewis Clark and George"

    by Lost Jarv

    where she gets naked. <P>And it is actually a good film as well.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    all the post-modern ref. would be to his movies

    by Kloipy

    if you don't get butt-raped by a guard at a mental instution you'll be killed by the giant Scream monster

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    If you counted out everyone that had

    by Lost Jarv

    fucked someone undesirable then the world would be full of desperate virgins. <P>Seriously, there is 6 degrees of minger. It's a well known fact. You can get from your current wife to a complete munter in 6 steps.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    look at this picture of her

    by Kloipy

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2576128256/nm0000535

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    hah! I was just looking at those pics Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    Checking out the movie Jarv mentioned. I always wanted the Charmed chicks to bust into my house and have their way with me. I'd put my little demon in them....

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    everyone has had at least 1 creature from the black lagoon

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    You have to love a movie

    by Lost Jarv

    where the IMDb second Key word is "Female Nudity" <P>Ignore those po-faced fucks on there. They don't know what they're talking about.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    my personal fav is "adult situations'

    by Kloipy

    is that like paying bills?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    going to lunch

    by Kloipy

    see you guys later

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    That's down to alcohol and aging

    by Lost Jarv

    You see some of the people that you picked up when you were a boozed-up undergraduate student now..... <P>Brrrrrrrrr, frightening stuff.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    "adult situations"

    by Lost Jarv

    are when you hide behind the sofa from the baliffs. <P>No, wait, I'm getting confused with Braffed's "adult situations".

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    glovedone is years away from "adult situations"

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Awwww...

    by Braffed

    I see, I show up. Give everyone a nice pleasent "good morning" and you proceed to try and trash me. That's nice...

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    other glovedone "adult situations"

    by Lost Jarv

    1) When he has to explani himself to the nice poice officer as to why his penis is hanging between school railings <p>2)When he tries to run away from the store detectives (but is in fact too obese to get anywhere) who think it is unreasonable to have eaten the bodyweight of a killer whale's worth of OLIVES. <p>3) When he has to explain to the nice cleaning lady in a hotel that he was watching that guy-on-guy porn with his cock in an OLIVE jar for solely educational purposes. <P>4)When he has to go to the vet (he isn't allowed in the doctor) for removal of OLIVE pitt from penis. <P>I could go on with this, but you get the idea

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Good job Jarv!

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:53 a.m. CST

    when his mom reprimands him yet again...

    by just pillow talk

    for using OLIVE oil as a lubricant.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 10:54 a.m. CST

    it always has OLIVES with its tossed salad

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Ok...that was good.

    by Braffed

    Next step. Try and come up with something on your own. I provided you with OLIVES. Now I want you all to put your collective minds together. Granted, it's asking a lot, but I'm confident that if you take your dicks out of each other long enough (i know it's hard, Pillow) that you guys can do it. Maybe by coaching you for a month or so it is possible for all of you to match my wit. You have a hour....

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Damn, I'm good!

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    You seem to miss the point

    by Lost Jarv

    The point was that you wanted to see something original that didn't use things like star wars and creatively used the word "olive". <P>The implication being, that we would be too stupid to do it. <P>We've now effortlessly come up with several different bitchslaps for you, all of which contain olive. It wasn't hard. Now fuck off.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Oh Jarv...

    by Braffed

    You are so simple. If it wasn't so easy to bait you and your little "friends" I would be bored. I really hope that you guys stay this predictable. It's good to know that you can count on some things in this world. I could say something like, "I can count on your mom to keep her blow-ob rates at 3 dollars" but I would bring myself down to your level and quiet frankly, I like the view of all you simple-minded jerk-offs from wayyyy up here.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    You kinda look like ants

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Here's the point, kids...

    by Braffed

    I KNEW that when I gave a kind greeting, you and the rest of the girls, would jump in and say the usual shit. You see, the fact that I can be 2 steps ahead of all of you makes me a better person. Almost devine. If you all behave, I might keep posting and give you all something to "bond" over. I guess I've given you all a new goal in life. I bet the whole "Wampa vs. Warwick" was getting a bet stale.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Dance puppets!!

    by Braffed

    This little play that I have made is better than the new season of Rock of Love. It even has more STD's!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    sigh...you really are a twat

    by just pillow talk

    How old are you anyway drippy little whore?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Thanks for proving my point Pillow

    by Braffed

    Drippy little whore is so 3 days and 2 talkbacks ago...Can you at least try and shoot out another name, Rosebud?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    sigh...guess not.

    by Braffed

    need some help?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I just don't think so drippy little whore

    by just pillow talk

    It fits you to a "T". So how old are you? You can give me a ballpark number if you'd like.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    I'm old enough to be your father..

    by Braffed

    as a matter of fact, I just might be. Now get to thinkiing, son. The family is counting on you!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    the story of glovedone/braffed

    by Kloipy

    once upon a time there was a Yak. This Yak loved to eat the shit of other yak's. Once it stumbled upon a great steaming pile of shit, which was filled with the seeds from a Datura plant. Now the Yak, not knowing the dangers of the Datura, procceeded to eat the shit as it normally did. Three hours later the Datura had driven the Yak insane and caused it to leap blindly off of the nearest cliff. When it hit the bottom it's intestines were jetisoned from the Yaks rectum at a speed that would make Michael Gross in a 50K run cry. Packed in the heat of the intestines, the half digested datura shit sprouted a tiny seedling. This seedling grew taller and taller until it had infected the ground with it's poison filled vines. The plant had an odd shape which looked like a mix between a troll and zach braff's chin. This plant sucked all the life out of every living being around it. It also gave off an aroma of cheetos and poop which would drive the villagers away from their huts. Soon the plant sucked up so much soul and filth that it began to have the ability to speak. Although it could speak, it was retarded and could only uses phrases such as "owned" and "gay". No one liked this plant at all. Soon a haggerd old witch decided to take the plant in under her hairy wing and raise it as if it was her own spawn. Soon the plant grew to the ripe old age of 13 and still no one liked it or thought it was funny. It continued to feed on shit and it's mother's pussy drippings. It died alone and unloved. The end?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    it's not that hard a question drippy little whore...

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Ok homecoming squad...

    by Braffed

    I'm off to lunch. That gives you about an hour. Toodles!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    if you are that old glovedone...

    by just pillow talk

    then you're even more pathetic than I thought.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    mommy made mac and cheese today?

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    he's got the blue box blues, pillow

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Xi

    by Kloipy

    how could you do that to us man! We don't deserve it. We're just like you but much much colder

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:05 p.m. CST

    for sunny weathered TBers

    by just pillow talk

    I just ran out through the downpour of rain, puddles the size of the Great Lakes, all to get a fucking sandwich since my stupid work's cafeteria is closed due to the "chef" (using the term loosely) calling out sick.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    oh, and damn you Xiphos!

    by just pillow talk

    You and your gorilla arms!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Pillow, did you like my origin of glovedone post?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Xi

    by Kloipy

    we get women in parkas so HA...wait a minute

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    yes kloipy...I think you're on to something

    by just pillow talk

    He's a pile of Yak dung. <p>So Xiphos, by acres and acres of tanned skin, that's all the flab of these enormously overweight women. Right?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    i've been to a leather factory

    by Kloipy

    tanned skin smells like shit

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    was watching A Perfect World when I got home last night

    by just pillow talk

    It's amazing that no matter how old Clint was in a movie, you knew he could kick anyone's ass. I forgot that the dude from West Wing was the gov't sniper. Oh, and Laura Dern...mmm-mmmm!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Pillow, I just watched that again a few weeks ago

    by Kloipy

    and yes Laura Dern is hot

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    the beaches on the north-east coast

    by Kloipy

    are filled with fat trailer trash who piss in the ocean and have coolers filled with roast beef sandwichs

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    I give you and "A" for effort

    by Braffed

    that must have hurt, Sloppy. I'm proud of you. You get the big gold star for the day.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    So, the north-east beaches..

    by Braffed

    are like a family reunion to you Sloppy? That's sweet.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    glovedone/braff

    by Kloipy

    what are your feelings about Batteries not Included?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    hmmm...

    by Braffed

    the movie or the anal vibrator you bought for Pillow?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    the movie

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    HI BRAFFED

    by BringingSexyBack

    Hi Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    stop checking IMDB to find out what the movie is

    by Kloipy

    and give me and answer already

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    because from what your mom tells us

    by Kloipy

    you like to masturbate furiously to the soundtrack from that movie

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    BRAFFED I GOT NEWS ABOUT YOUR MOM

    by BringingSexyBack

    You wanna hear it?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Hold on BSB

    by Kloipy

    he's thinking up some of his "wit" for us again.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    you must get the shit beat out of you in high school

    by just pillow talk

    At least when you graduate, you won't get physically beat up. Though I'm sure life will beat you down, but you'll always have your mommy.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    KLOIPY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I had anxiety all night dreading the next moment we would have to face down his superior wit. I don't know about you, but I got no sleep.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    have you tried drinking green tea to settle your nerves?

    by just pillow talk

    It's want us "ants" do when faced with such overwhelmingly superior intellect/wit.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    I HAD SOME SLEEPYTIME

    by BringingSexyBack

    but still could not get the dread out of my mind.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Pillow and BSB

    by Kloipy

    Even when he does grow up, he'll probably start running his mouth off in the wrong place and get the shit kicked out of him. BSB, just try weed, it just takes an edge of the nerves

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    it's hilarious that it called us Ants

    by Kloipy

    he must have gotten some of Warwick's Urine because he's showing a messianic complex

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    let's hope he doesn't run off his mouth in a theater

    by just pillow talk

    where 2for2true is at. They'll be hell to pay...

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Sleepytime tea is the shit

    by Kloipy

    nothing else really, it is really good

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    maybe he thinks he can fly too

    by just pillow talk

    Hurry glovedone, before the effect wears off, go to the top of your roof and jump. I'm like 83% positive you'll take flight.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    you guys will get a kick out of this

    by Kloipy

    this is a post from TFD a little while ago<br> BRAFF08 by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION Feb 1st, 2008 12:48:17 PM why don't you relax and enjoy your special time receiving some TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    we can only hope pillow

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    I like me some blueberry green tea

    by just pillow talk

    with honey. See, I can enjoy some honey, but not you fucking Pooh. Grow a set of fur covered balls and rip someone's throat out already.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    you've got to be a real asshole to get a TFD

    by just pillow talk

    message. Nice.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Morning Thunder used to be a favorite of mine

    by Kloipy

    but I don't think they make it anymore

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    and TFD didn't just post one message

    by Kloipy

    he posted like 5 telling Braff that he fucked his sister or something to that effect

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    he-he...now that's the name of a Sunday morning

    by just pillow talk

    hangover dump.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    which thread was that in?

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    LOL morning thunder hangover dump and that thread

    by Kloipy

    was in the Indy with Cate Blanchette picture<br> http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35463

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    and her come the Mom jokes...

    by Braffed

    right on cue. Damn, I'm good!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    oh, and Sloppy

    by Braffed

    i never saw batteries not included, so go ahead and spring that joke that you have. I know it's been pent up for over and hor

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    and, i don't get that whole..

    by Braffed

    TFD thing. Is that something you warcraft gamers use?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    i'm sure you didn't see it, it came out 20 years

    by Kloipy

    before you were born

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    this one is nice too Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    I SEE THE VISUAL, TOO. by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION Feb 1st, 2008 01:04:06 PM a big baby who used to blow up frogs with firecrackers is now so fat the can't leave his mother's bed. thanks to his pent up sexual frustration, tiny pecker, overwhelming body odor, and sky high blood sugar, he decides to have a little fun by harrassing people on messageboards while using the name of his fantasy gay boyfriend, Braff. all seems like fun and games until he runs smack into TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    more...

    by just pillow talk

    GUARDIN' TAINT? by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION Feb 1st, 2008 01:10:58 PM that's what Braff08's mother was trying to do before i slipped her the stiff rod of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.<p>BRAFF08 by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION Feb 1st, 2008 01:13:04 PM did you know that i have a tattoo on my penis? it says TFD. but when i get hard, it then reads TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    oh, i get it!

    by Braffed

    cuz i wasn't born when it was out,right? Very clever...i guess

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST

    that shit is priceless

    by Kloipy

    if I could just print that above The Gross artwork, I would be in heaven

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    we had to wait 3 minutes for that glovedone/braff?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Now, Pillow

    by Braffed

    your reaching too high, Sunflower. Are you seriously recycling someone elses jabs (if that's what you cal them)against me? They were lame back then, and guess what...they are lamer now. Dig deeper in the TB's and you might find someone a little better to steal from

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    The Gross needs that pic on a mug

    by just pillow talk

    No one would fuck with you when going to get your morning coffee.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Thats one dirty Walmart

    by ArcadianDS

    CLEANUP NEEDED IN SHOES 'N MILK AISLE!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    rosebud, sunflower...are you mommy's little gardner?

    by just pillow talk

    I also find it amusing that finky calls him assbraff.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    a mug idea is awesome dude

    by Kloipy

    I'd buy that shit, drink straight black coffee out of it and hit people in the face who passed by with it. For some reason I just got an image of Hunter S. Thompson sitting in nothing but american flag boxers, smoking a cig, with a visor and sunglasses, holding up that cup

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    of course you find funky amusing..

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Pillow, just go read the Brad Renfro Obit TB

    by Kloipy

    it's filled with people calling him an asshole, he was under glovedone then

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    He's got a brown thumb

    by Kloipy

    you know why

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    ahhhh Brad Renfro...

    by Braffed

    charming lad. what a tragedy.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Pillow, I think glovedone/braff is in love with us

    by Kloipy

    I can't think of any other reason why he keeps coming in here. I'll be he's got the batteries not included soundtrack blasting right now

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    not in love...

    by Braffed

    just fun to make you guys dance.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    I think you are braffy

    by Kloipy

    you call us pet names, you constantly search everywhere to find us, you keep picturing us in gay situations. I think you are in LOVE

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    not interested in joining your Wampa clan. You can go ahead and be the alpha male of that man-sandwich

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    that's a repulsive thought Kloipy

    by just pillow talk

    I'll go check the Renfo obit now....

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Getting back to the Bond talk...

    by Rickey Henderson

    I watched a behind the scenes vid last night and was much impressed. My only worry is that they'll try to ramp up the action too much and fall into the gadgets/set pieces trap made the Bond franchise so tired and stale. Give me more Monte Carlo card games, stick with the Ian Flemming formula, and I'm happy as a clam.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    You are interested Glovedone/braff

    by Kloipy

    you like to pretend you aren't and yet every half hour or so you pop back in because you want to see us again. You seriously want us to fuck you. We aren't gay, but that's ok if you are, just don't fight your feelings. You are just a boy in love. But we hate you, so you should just let it go

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    i agree Rickey.

    by Braffed

    Bond has a market on the genre. It's worked for years and one shouldn't stray too far from that formula. That's the biggest difference between Bond and Bourne

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    just because we hate you doesn't mean you

    by Kloipy

    can't find some guy that will love you. We all have wives and familys, but at least you have your Taye Diggs poster, your batteries not included soundtrack, and your furious masturbation to look forward to for the rest of you sad little life

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    stop projecting, moonbeam. I'm not the one with hordes of male-followers on this site. For god sakes, when you guys say good morning to each other it's like a god-damn lifetime movie.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Yeah, but I don't want an overblown Bond genre piece...

    by Rickey Henderson

    And Casino Royale avoided being one. It boiled Bond down to his pure essence: a spy wearing a tux playing cards. If they're using the last movie as a jumping off point for wilder and crazier shit (the inclusion of Al Pacino, for example) then I'm not on board with that.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by just pillow talk

    Did Mr. Saxon get zapped as well? It seems his posts were deleted in that thread.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    true...

    by Braffed

    Casino Royale was ok. I kinda lsot intrest towards the end. A boiled down version with less complexity would be nice. Can't see Pacino doing anything new to bond villian. He's been playing the same role for years.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    He might have, I'm not sure though

    by Kloipy

    but you can really feel the love for glovedone in there

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 2:22 p.m. CST

    yes, seeping through...

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    see Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    all of your bullshit crashed the server

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    see braff

    by Kloipy

    you really are in love with us. I haven't posted anything in almost an hour and yet you come back in here, hoping to see us. You are just looking for the gentle touch of a man to service your needs. But we aren't gay, you are the one obsessed with us. I'm sure there is a chat room for homosexual trolls somewhere.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST

    zzzzzzzzzzzzing

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    BRAFFED

    by BringingSexyBack

    How goes it, sunshine?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Brokeback

    by Braffed

    doing well, Rainbow

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    LIKE I CARE

    by BringingSexyBack

    See you later.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    you see BSB

    by Kloipy

    Braffed really wants to suckle on your balls, like a piglet in the trough

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    You asked...

    by Braffed

    or was that a little passive agressive comment. love to get under that skin.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    HEY KLOIPY

    by BringingSexyBack

    That does sound pleasurable ... but don't mean I'm gay okay.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Sweet the Dynamic Duo is back!

    by Braffed

    Sloppy and Brokeback together again. Lame-ass comment powers...ACTIVATE!

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    DIDN'T KNOW SUPERFRIENDS REFERENCES FALL UNDER SUPERIOR WIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Otherwise I coulda had some doozies.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, TWINKLES?

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    They don't Brokeback...

    by Braffed

    I was trying to speak your language. Should I have used star wars references instead?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I thought you had to go, Tulip...

    by Braffed

    and really, the whole "twinkles" thing is just stealing my act. Again, it's called being original.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:52 p.m. CST

    NICE TRY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I hate Star Wars. You can do something with 300. That should be ammo a'plenty. Try again.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    also, Brokeback...

    by Braffed

    I know that it makes you feel big and important when you use ALL CAPS! But, really it is a sad, pathetic cry for attention. Lay off the cap lock, Bubbles. It's ok, you still have your gang of misfits to stroke your ego...or anything else that needs a-strokin'

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 3:56 p.m. CST

    300?

    by Braffed

    isn't that the movie where a bunch of half-naked men are all greased up and fight other greased up men? I guess I can see why it's your favorite.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    HMMM...

    by BringingSexyBack

    Well, the caps thing has been said to death. Everyone's called me on it so you're treading some tired ground there. <p> As for 300, yeah that's the movie. I watch it practically everyday. Now if you can rustle up some biting references and manage to hurt my feelings ... then you win a prize. Good luck, dimples.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Braffed

    by TerryMalloy

    Check this out: http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=hRH4gG5LmZ0

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:06 p.m. CST

    In the words of Josh Levin

    by TerryMalloy

    If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Why would I hurt your feelings?

    by Braffed

    Seems like life has done enough to you. oh wait, i want you to really understand that point, so here goes; SEEMS LIKE LIFE HAS DONE ENOUGH TO YOU. better?

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Hey Terry.

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    TOO GENERIC ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    And you already used that before. Lack of reference content too. 0 for Originality and Reference. Try again.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    No, Brokeback

    by Braffed

    that was good enough.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Zach Braff

    by TerryMalloy

    looks like a vulture

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:13 p.m. CST

    In the words of one chick:

    by TerryMalloy

    [Zach Braff] sounds like every one of those douchebag, bar-creeping guys that I've ever met. I would have a very lucrative enterprise if I was given a dollar every time I was told I "have great boobs" at a bar. Guys like him are incredibly annoying, but the girls who actually go home with them are much worse. The day I bed one of these tools will be the day I learn what a samurai sword to the stomach feels like when I perform hari-kari.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    As another dude said

    by TerryMalloy

    Life is too short to idolize unattractive actors with mediocre skills [he was talking about Braff]

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:24 p.m. CST

    good night Ladies

    by Braffed

    always a pleasure dragging your souls through the dirt. Get some rest, Angels...kiss

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    STILL NO SIGN OF THAT SUPERIOR WIT ...

    by BringingSexyBack

    Talk about over-hyping.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 6:35 p.m. CST

    i see braffed got tired of you making fun of his lover

    by Kloipy

    Good work men

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 2:44 a.m. CST

    oh my god! its james bond!

    by slkboxrman

    oh my god !!! i dont give a crap !!

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 3:21 a.m. CST

    I violently disagree with that too.

    by Lost Jarv

    Late night pussy runs are great.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 3:23 a.m. CST

    I'm not sure whether to bother insulting braffed again

    by Lost Jarv

    It's like punching a punch bag- sure you hit it, and it moves, then it swings back into place. So you hit it again, and it moves again, and it swings back into place. You can keep hitting it, but you'll never make any real progress with it.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 4:22 a.m. CST

    yup, I don't understand what can be bad about them

    by Lost Jarv

    Even better is when you manage to talk her into coming to your place. <P>sigh, I'm being all nostalgic about my student days

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 4:33 a.m. CST

    kloipy re: Batteries not included

    by Lost Jarv

    you see, I think he is telling the truth when he says he hasn't seen it. <p>You don't need to see a movie to buy the soundtrack

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 4:34 a.m. CST

    This TB is nearly dead.

    by Lost Jarv

    That would be a shame.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 4:36 a.m. CST

    at least we topped 1000 posts.

    by Lost Jarv

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 6:18 a.m. CST

    don't worry Jarv

    by Kloipy

    we'll keep it going, i'm going to work in a little while so we'll have time

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 6:45 a.m. CST

    what the hell did happen to the server yesterday?

    by just pillow talk

    What's the good word Jarv?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:13 a.m. CST

    finally got into work

    by Kloipy

    my wife has the flu so our Valentines Day plans are cancelled

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    dude, that sucks

    by just pillow talk

    Well, if she's better by the weekend, you can go out then. I posted your Gross hunting pic to the DTV thread since someone mentioned the Gross. I wasn't sure if you posted it already or not.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    check out the Indy trailer TB...

    by just pillow talk

    Merriman is an ass.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:20 a.m. CST

    thanks Pillow

    by Kloipy

    the world needs more Gross

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:22 a.m. CST

    wow Merriman is a tool

    by Kloipy

    he's one of those "i hate everything" type of people I gather

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Well good morning

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sorry, I was temporarily detained in a slab of carbonite yesterday. The hibernation sickness will wear off after I've read some of yesterday's entries...I see Patricia Heaton is now a topic. She's someone I'd like to bang the pout out of.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:24 a.m. CST

    Hey Abom!

    by Kloipy

    good to see you made it back from Hoth ok

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    The Indy trailer looked cool

    by Abominable Snowcone

    except I didn't see Michael Gross or Fred Ward in it. Or olives. That's a lot to make up for. And it looks like there's gonna be a temple sequence where the stones shift around, a la AVP. Which can't be a good thing.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    Yo Abom....

    by just pillow talk

    I'm surprised your eyesight has returned so quickly.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:31 a.m. CST

    I agree...I liked the Indy trailer too

    by just pillow talk

    Nah, there's no way you can compare any scene in Indy to the abomination (sorry) that was AVP.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    it's kind of hard to believe that we are actually

    by Kloipy

    going to see another Indy movie. I never thought they would do another one. I'm still waiting for Gremlins 3

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Hey pillow

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Yeah, but there wasn't any sound. I must have been doing something wrong. Also, I didn't see any Marion in the trailer. Where's my milfen heroine? <p> As for the stone-shifting, hopefully you're right and either I misread the images or Steve and George have something else planned. Like maybe the temple converts into a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT FROM SPACE!!

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:36 a.m. CST

    i still wish they would have used

    by Kloipy

    Darabont's script

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Yeah Abom, there was no Marion in the trailer

    by just pillow talk

    I would have thought they would have at least showed her for an instant. <p>Or they uncover The Gross in the temple. He's ready to battle tremors in the past! What year did he go back to Kloipy?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:39 a.m. CST

    i believe it was between 1789-1850

    by Kloipy

    not sure of the definite date but it was awhile back. His mustache started to spin and sent him on a time warp...again

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    I mean, it's no surprise, is it?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Because a few of the official promo pictures have Marion in them. All us geeks know she's back. So why not give us a couple shots of her in those cute pants and that milf vest?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    They should make Gross a timecop

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and have him try to thwart all the presidential assasinations. Of course, that would totally fuck up history. But what fun it would be onscreen. Maybe a couple graboids could accidentally go back with him. Is that what they're called, those tremor pac-men?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST

    I'm surprised The Gross didn't become master

    by just pillow talk

    of the world when he went back. I mean, really, who could match up to him back then?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Michael Gross is Burt Gummer in Burt Gummer:Timecop

    by Kloipy

    fight the future

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    At some point in the film

    by Abominable Snowcone

    a can of kerosene will spill on Gross' leg, and he will use a FLK on the Russkies. It will be FUCKING SWEET.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:55 a.m. CST

    Only 2for2true

    by Abominable Snowcone

    could match Gross, because 2true exists at all points in time, simultaneously.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Michael Gross is a legend in the Survivalist world

    by Kloipy

    so much so that he has his own artwork and soon to be line of coffee mugs and mouse pads

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    christ that merriman is a misreable bastard

    by Lost Jarv

    I bet he drives a diesel car and sits at parties boring people with "my car gets 85,0000 miles per gallon, NEEEEEEEEEH"

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:03 a.m. CST

    I prayed to 2true last night

    by Lost Jarv

    and asked him to stab braffed in the mouth with a pencil. <P>2true responded from his celestial seat with "No, my loyal servant, Braff is the king of the shitheels and has been sent to test you all. Now sharpen your pencils, and ready yourselves for war". <P>I think he's a bit grumpy today

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    I was going to rewrite Jerusalem (apologeis to Blake)

    by Lost Jarv

    with 2true-esque lyrics. But I couldn't be bothered. I might do that today.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    I can just picture the commericals now

    by Kloipy

    open on an empty dusty plain. in walks Michael Gross, a vulture lands on his left shoulder and a coyote kneels before him<br> "Good evening, I'm Michael Gross. You might remember me from such roles as Burt Gummer in Tremors 2:aftershocks, or Burt Gummer in Tremors 4:Time Tremors. I'm here to let you know that I have a new line of patented Michael Gross coffee mugs. For only 19 easy payments of 69.99 you too can enjoy piping hot baby blood in my handcrafted mugs every morning. Just like me. If it's good enough for Michael Gross, it's good enough for you. Well I must get back to time tripping and fighting graboids. So remember, if you you need a dose, you need the Gross"<br> Michael stands tall, does a back flip into thin air and is gone in a flash. Then in size 2 arial font this rolls past the screen<br> Michael Gross Mug may cause severe diarrea, internal bleeding, confusion, thoughts of suicide, night terrors, and super-aids. Warning: just because you own the Michael Gross mug does not give you the ability to travel time or fight graboids, only Michael Gross has those powers

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    there is only 1 TRUE legend Xi

    by Kloipy

    and thats 2True

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    do survivalists have mouse pads

    by Lost Jarv

    A computer is not going to be an awful lot of use when society collapses. <P>Unless you hit looters with it

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    they do have mouse pads Jarv but

    by Kloipy

    there is a secret compartment which holds a pocket knife and a small food supply inside of them

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    Xi! keep your voice down man!

    by Kloipy

    do you want us all to get stabbed in the mouth?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    fuck Xi

    by Lost Jarv

    Careful man, 2true has no tolerance. He may deem you a shitheel for that and then you'd be in a world of trouble. Don't forget he's the only entity that can control the bates.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    he actually posted recently? shit I gotta find that

    by Kloipy

    I wonder if he knows

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Xi, by any chance are you Michael Gross?

    by Kloipy

    because holy shit you are a brave brave man

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Because of what Xiphos said

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I am now wearing a hockey mask. But there's no stopping 2true if he wants to stab me. He can hurl pencils through closed windows--without breaking the glass.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:33 a.m. CST

    2for2true uses monopoly money as real currency

    by Kloipy

    and no one questions him

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:33 a.m. CST

    You are what you is

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You is what you am, to quote Zappa.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:35 a.m. CST

    holy shit Xiphos...

    by just pillow talk

    *peers from underneath desk*...2for2true is not to be mocked. Now I don't suppose you remember which thread he posted to?

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    brave man.

    by Lost Jarv

    Yee-owch.<P>You shall know of the coming of 2true by the trail of the pencil stabbed shitheels. <P>You need a bomb sheter dude

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    too bad...

    by just pillow talk

    We must make him aware of the cult following he's developed.<p>That whole thing is a complete and utter joke. I wish Piazza would bust into his home and beat him with that broken bat. Do the world a favor.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:51 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see a fight between 2true and the Juggfuckler

    by Lost Jarv

    Juggfuckler, as I remember is all kinds of muscle bound ninja. And $1000 says 2true is a fat nerd with a ridiculously over-aggressive attitude.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Juggfuckler

    by Kloipy

    he did stare into the eyes of TRUE evil and lived to tell, so I don't know could be an amazing fight

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Are you talking about Drugs in Baseball?

    by Lost Jarv

    We've got our own drugs problems in sport.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:04 a.m. CST

    I'm not ignoring you guys or this TB

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It's just that they keep trying to make me work here. I don't know who they think they are, or what makes them think anything is more important than discussing Michael Gross, Indy Jones, Warwick, Patricia Heaton, Olives, Bears, or Wampas on Valentines Day. The fucks.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    it's ok Abom

    by Kloipy

    My boss gave me three 'special' assignments, so I'm feeling you on that one. But never fear, i will not be far. Oh and fuck baseball

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    hehehehe

    by Lost Jarv

    I managed to really provoke that tool Merriman into a hissy fit, <p>It wasn't even that hard

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    yeah that was some funny shit Jarv

    by Kloipy

    "I'm NOT reading YOUR post ANYMORE! Waah, I suck!"

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:12 a.m. CST

    cheers Xi

    by Lost Jarv

    and I've got to go into another meeting in ten mins. That sort of shit makes me sad

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    make sure you tell them that the Database will make their dick's grow 3x larger if they use it

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Midnight Meeting Train

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Meetings are silly. 2true wouldn't put up with it. He'd see what needs to be done, and he'd simply tell people to do it. Meetings are what they have now because women infiltrated the work force and they wanna make sure everyone feels included. They don't want anyone offended by some big nasty man boss running around giving orders. That's too much like a real job. Jarv, be sure to offer to stab some people with a pencil.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:18 a.m. CST

    I'm torn on the steroids / HGH issue

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I'm not a huge baseball fan, but I can see the purists' concern that the games biggest stars might be juicing up. On the other hand, you could give me all the HGH in the world and I wouldn't be able to hit the tamest fastball. We're talking, no contact with the bat at all. It still takes a lot of skill and practice to hit a 96mph moving round object with another moving round object.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Yeah

    by Abominable Snowcone

    make sure you tell them you'll be "actioning" their Database. That'll harden some cocks. Then stab someone with a pencil, just for emphasis.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    that's why at meeting you just drink a lot of coffee

    by Kloipy

    so you can keep going to the bathroom

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    it would also be great Abom...

    by just pillow talk

    if football players stopped juicing up too. Perhaps they wouldn't get hurt my touching a hash mark or actually letting someone hit the QB.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    I use my coffee mug not for drinking...

    by just pillow talk

    but for throwing it at people's heads. All due to 2for2true inspiring me for random violent acts.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Xiphos

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I hope you know I'm kidding, at least about the "women at work" angle. I think all offices should have lots of women. Because the more you have, the more likely some of them will be good looking. And even if they're aren't a lot of hotties, even the sort-of-good looking ones go up notch by way of what I call the "environmental theory." There are maybe three here I'd desperately like to sex-a-tize with my winky wombat.<p> Our work meetings aren't so bad. Just boring. You want to talk about bad, or pain, where I work, then we'd have to discuss our mandatory training sessions. Now that's torture. Like tomorrow for example, I'll be gone all day in training to learn some shit I learned in both undergrad and grad school, and my eyes will be rolling back and I'll be one anecdote away from a coma.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    I like your "environment theory"

    by just pillow talk

    And I think 3 - 5 hotties/doable ones are pretty standard for a medium sized office. I have one that has a killer, killer, killer body.

  • Feb. 14, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST