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QUANTUM OF SOLACE poster? aka The New James Bond Teaser one sheet?
Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not a huge fan of the title QUANTUM OF SOLACE - but I'm not against it either. Just not used to it yet. What I do like is Marc Forster directing a James Bond film - and I'm a huge fan of Daniel Craig's. One of AICN's readers - Kris - was reading his Swiss newspaper's website - and looky what they ran today...
Pretty snazzy eh?
Well try this on for size...
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can I?
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I was first. I fucking hate "FIRST" posters too. Who would have known I was a fickle shit? Certainly not me.
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http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/bond-quantum-of-solace-poster
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That's a good thing.
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Was good so I am looking forward to this. It could have done without dedicating what felt like an hour at the poker table though. I aint been a Bond fan since I was around 10 years old. Good work on the reboot, keep them coming.
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That's very cool - but his helmets not very defined in the shadow :) (no not THAT one, had enough of that with the blue trunks last time...just a poor TPM 'joke' - sorry)
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The name of the movie is okay. As long as the movie is good, they can call it whatever they want.
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They should just call it OO7
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As long as its as fine as Royale I don't give a shit.
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Framed. ASAP.
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you heard it here first
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The poster just says "007", makes you wonder if the title change was last minute and this poster has the old name...
I mostly worried about them saying this film will be "bigger" than the last film. I just hope that doesn't mean a return to parachute surfing on badly CGI'd waves or invisible cars. The more down to earth, gritty and real the better! -
If you can fire a large weapon like that in something that restricts your arm movements, then you're in my good books! Looking good Mr. B.
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Tony Montana standing atop of his balcony overlooking his path of destruction... Anyone remember that moment? Right before he gets shot in the back by the Colombian assassin...
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Feb 07, 2008 4:18:35 AM CST
Not that I want the franchise to return to the tired formula...
by acorvey25
But it would be nice if Moneypenny or Q (a new Q... not that John Cleese bullshit) made an appearance.
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and needs a return ASAP!! This movie is going to skull fuck all of us.
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doesn't really remind me of that so much. The gun is totally different for one, and the pose isn't the same. Also, I think you'll find if you look again that's it's not a Columbian assassin that shoots Montana in the back, but Martin Kemp, actor and lead singer of New Romantic band Spandau Ballet.
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I hope the filmmakers continue to adhere to the concept that Bond is a killer trained to be a gentlemen and not the other way around. That is more important than any title.
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Anyone else notice that the silhouette is exactly how Bond appeared at the end of Casino Royale?
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I'd like to shoot Martin Kemp. Or at least hit him with a big stick for being a terrible actor and appearing in some horrible soft porn rubbish
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Do you mean those DFS ads? I've always found them to be tastefully erotic.
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Such a catchy phrase.I can just see Amy Winehouse belting that one out.
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from the last Bond talkback...Alone of Cumquats
Uncool Fame Squat
A Mofo Equals Cunt
Quote of Anal Cum
Squat A Colon FumeAny of which are a much better title... -
sorry, I are tired.
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At the end of Royale he had his other hand in his pocket.
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Get over yourself, art boy, you're directing a Bond flick.
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He was so fucking awful in Casino ROyale. Everybody hated him and he's not the Bond people want to see. What a load of shit. I wont be watching this heap of turd.
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is way too obtuse. If there was one thing good about 'old bond' it was the titles.
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Okay, there is. But for some reason, no matter how lame a title is, once we get used to it (or we end up liking the movie), it somehow ends up being not shitty anymore. Except for Live Free or Die Hard. That will always be terrible. Even Die Hard 4.0 sounds better.
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Haters get fucked.
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... will probably be okay, but not as good as Casino Royale. Then the next one will be pretty lame, and the one after that will be terrible. Mainly because the money-hungry producers are full of shit. Then, ten years from now, they'll probably get Martin Campbell to revamp the franchise again with another new Bond. Enjoy the ride, folks.
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watch this space...
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most Bond teaser posters just have the 007 logo with a simple, iconic image. It has nothing to do with a name change. And that was all made up, a rumor. EON would never call one of their moves "007"--and for good reason too.
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I spit coffee on the monitor when I read that. No, the porn is some stupid erotic thriller called "desire". Terrible shite. But I've just discovered he's in a film called Waxwork 2- which sounds like a must see.
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is he standing in the middle of nowhere shooting the sky? That's a lame teaser poster.
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I'm done playing cards with that blood-eyed weiner.
Had my balls whacked, but M licked em cleaner.
Those bitches I take em up to heaven.
They scream out my name - Oooh Oooh Seven.
It's a Quantum Of Solace!!!
What is? I don't know either.
It's a Quantum Of Solace!!!
Guns, Guns, and beaver beaver.
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Waxwork 2? I'd say that's perfect casting.
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Does Bond turn it sideways to fire?
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Classy
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That's hilarious. You know what I found out the other day, that it was Denny O'Neill that named out beloved Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime. Pretty badass.
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http://www.superhero-movie.net
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I wouldn't even know who the fuck that is if it weren't for her tabloid shenanigans.
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That was the FIRST ever James Bond book. A movie about a man hiding in bushes watching birds through a pair of binoculars may sound gay, but in the film, they would be x-ray binoculars capable of firing lasers and shit. Also, the birds wouldn't be the feathered variety. Fnarrrr. Bond would be 'Onanistic Majesties Secret Service'. Dribble.
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Bond themes often don't use the title of the film as a lyric. Like Octopussy. Or Casino Royale. Or OHMSS. I think Quantum of Solace sounds cool. In the last film he had a Quantum of Solange.
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I sure hope this one matches up (or surpasses) Casino. Not crazy about the title, but if the movie kicks my ass, all is forgiven.
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That theme tune is fuckin hilarious. I'm thinking we get Tracy Morgan to sing it. Werewolf bar mitzvah style.
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The WW2 one where he builds a resistence army in the forest? Looks terrible, plus you've got Criag doing a Boris Badinov style accent in total overacting mode.
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ANOTHER one to look forward to this year! '08 is going to rock in the blockbuster dept.
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the newest Indiana Jones stands by some dust pictures
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Yes, it's either Indiana Jones in a Dusty Place, or the Shadow of James Bond Falls Across the Pavement. 2true digs the gun, though, cuz it reminds him of the end of Casino Royale.
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2true digs it my friend
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Is Amy Winehouse really doing the song? If so, I called it! I hate it when people judge her by the tabloid shit and say she's just Britain's Britney. Unlike Britney, Winehouse is wasting some serious talent by fucking up all the time. Absolute perfect old-school voice and style for a Bond flick.
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Where ya been the last couple days? I was looking for you, finky, and Jarv. You must have had some 'real work' days in there.
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...AbKing would become his number one fan.
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i was on here and there, but wed, I was fucking murdered with work. Seriously it was a homicide
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If you can't figure out the poster image, check out the last shot of Bond in Casino Royale and remember that this movie takes up straight after that scene.
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Better be careful.
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I am safe...for now
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The Straw Menagerie
Pussybreaker
Race for the Crystal Widget
Death Won't Wait Forever
Sphincterfinger
Sieze the Day Tomorrow
The Glass Labia
The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy
Istanbullet
Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die
Yesterday Never Ends
License to Massacre
Moonpooper
Property of a Whore
The Outrageous Hanglider Episode
Dr. Nowhere Man
The Vagina Imperative
Baker's Dozen Minus One
Zorin's Next Blimp of Death
Blood is Thicker Than Vodka
The Faberge Turd
The International Bungee-Jump Debacle
Never Say You Love Me Anymore
For Your Taint Only
The Chartreuse Coffin
A View to a Spectacle
The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic
Never Send Condoms
Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load
Dying is Lonely
To Kill Deathly
Never Say Tomorrow Again
Goldenpancreas
Handshake Buzzer Miscreant
A View to a Cinematic Demise
Dying is Really Easy
Death is Not Convenient
The Machiavellian Caper
The Man with the Gimpy Leg
Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!
Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever
Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore
The Plague of Red Herrings
The Crystal Peacock
Death Has a Great Big Gun
The Crosshairs of Tomorrow
The Itch That Cannot be Scratched
The Lone Cycloptic Private Army
Butterball
The Inconceivable Red Herring
You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow
Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit
The Clandestine Buffet
The Unpronouncable Fury
When Yesterday Exhales Again
Stinkfist
The Surreptitious Manuever
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That lyric cracked me up- another verse?
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2for2true all hopped up on candy is never a pretty sight Kloipy....
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Almost as bad as calling the new Rambo movie 'Rambo' and the new Star Trek movie 'Star Trek'.
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How ya doin'?And I've met Amy Winehouse. She's a twat. I've got her in my dead pool for this year, but I've also got Britney, Robert Downey Junior, and Pete Doherty. if all of them make it to 2009 I'll be fucking amazed.
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his mind enters a higher state of conciousness that means he can force pencils through steel with one might gaze.
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Nah, that's a bunch of shite I made up a couple weeks ago on another Bond post. So I just copied and pasted here, along with the 'bracket' symbols after each.
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2true metabolizes sugar into muscle and can pee Kool Aid. Or Mountain Dew. His choice.
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that he fires out when he takes a piss. He's shattered many a urinal around the world.
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I suppose I was tauting fate with that statement. Let's hope 2for2true doesn't come to my work.For whatever reason, I'm partial to 'Butterball' Abom. Not that I'm calling you butterball, though isn't that what Rebecca Romijn calls you? Tell her she still needs to wash my car and polish my steering column.
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what's going on brother?
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He calls people that have it wieners.
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and it's a slow news day here. Apart from that silly politics thread that is still going.
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he loves the feeling of pissing pencil tips
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is about as hot as the come, so I spank her extra hard just so she doesn't get all uppity about how great she looks. Sometimes I have her put her Mystique makeup on, and I get little spike dimples on my special parts.
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he's more amoeba like than man
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What, who doesn't own a Magneto helmet?One has to wonder when and where 2for2true will post again. I wonder if he realizes he's developed a cult following?
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but nobody knows which part.
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but I'm really tired of all the 'indy' news lately. I don't think I'll even go see it anymore. Oh and I think glovedone is back for a third time, I saw a post that said "I farted" and the user name was now ZachBraff08, instead of glovedone/braff08, just wanted to let you guys know.
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Quantum of Solace either. But Eon keep rejecting his suggestion of "The Devil's kneecap". Which he named after his favourite posession. Satan is not impressed and wants his kneecap back. 2true doesn't care.
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on the periodic table of the elements were discovered after a 2true blood test. There were several casualties.
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I hope 2true catches the little prick
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just to see if it tasted different from a usual car. He said it was lighter and had less calories.
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collapsed on the floor of that truck. Even if I did have Juggernaut for a personal pet. I would have taken her home and nursed her back to health, with my midichlorians. Until her skin was a health shade of blue again, and her bush garden was cleanly shorn.
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he likes to call her late at night and breath into the phone. He's done it to me. It's fucking scary.
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He is everything...yet nothing...here..and...gone...he was that thing at the end of FF2.
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full of endangered penguin meat. Because it's delicious. 2true eats with a fork that he carved from an elephant tusk--an elephant he stunned by punching it in the face.
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don't ask me how. I hope that sometime 2true comes back on here and finds out how much of a hero..nay a god he has become
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he just shows up...stabs them in the mouth. And then he's gone.
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stars in some shitty movies and TV. Ugly betty blows.
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seriously, he surfs them with a pencil.
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and attacked a great white shark, because from above it looked like a seal.
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Just to prove it could be done. Then he cockpunched Godzilla and shaved King Kong's ass before jamming a pencil in it.
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...from a design angle. As long as they can line up a couple of 0's for the 007 logo, they're happy.
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by whispering sweet nothings in a woman's ear. Also the woman's head exploded
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Feb 07, 2008 7:56:47 AM CST
2for2true pole vaults over buildings with his pencil
by just pillow talk
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wears a pin that says "2true Bitch"
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He says we need to start practising human sacrifice. he's got a list. But I don't know how I'd get hold of an Australian virgin. They don't exist.
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and does so without an eraser!
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But he's not telling. Because he's like that. He also has copyright on the word "the". He says we all owe him a lot of money and we'd better pay up because his pencil's just been sharpened.
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on Tuesday. All writes in...that were in blood.
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off a freeway overpass. A third the population of the city was killed in the catastrophic pile-up caused when a semi jacknifed against his meat.
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He laughs in the face of our poverty
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because to him everything is FACT
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He sliced the fucker in half to get two 2's. For real.
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Feb 07, 2008 8:00:20 AM CST
2for2true has nothing but contempt for the electoral college
by lost jarv
He thinks that he should be dictator. Or God. He's not sure yet, but promises to let us know.
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and it doesn't sound stupid.
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but thinks that he needs to use more pencils.
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and shampoos with Lava. There is no mildew in his shower because his midichlorians kill everything.
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thinks it's below him, and only "stupid mortals" need to converse with the use of sound. 2for2true is a telepath and has just told me that he's God.
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open up and pour rain on him. That's his shower.
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with the lack of pencil kills in "Rambo."
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Feb 07, 2008 8:06:18 AM CST
2for2true has just told me to kill Joe from Marketing
by just pillow talk
I have to go now...to do the master's bidding.
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2for2true's Travels, however it was only 1 page long and was just a picture of 2true stabbing someone in the mouth with his dick hanging out. People at the time called it "genius"
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tell Joe to go eat a dick
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once got in a fight with Drano, and Drano lost. Liquid Plumr has offered to market his jizz as a "deluxe" version of their drain cleaner, but 2true walked out of their offices leaving a wake of pencil-stabbed corpses.
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with "2true's Travels."
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even my unborn child
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"Do you think God hears it when we pray to grandpa?"
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it's the hilarious debates against him and John Kerry, dear Lord he looked like a total idiot(which he is)
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def our humor
www.pbfcomics.com
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and made her lick Bill's jizz off monica lewinsky's dress. But they covered it up, because 2true knew that the American public couldn't handle the truth.
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I like "Game Boy" and "Guntron Alliance Force." And "Angels Caught."
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And it fits perfectly with the final scene from CASINO ROYALE where Bond caps Mr. White and then steps out looking all badass with his silenced HK UMP9. Since QUANTUM OF SOLACE (And yeah, I dig the title) picks up minutes after CASINO ROYALE, this teaser image makes perfect sense.
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I liked Miggs and The Man with no penis.
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They just get funnier
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where the aliens try to burn a message into the moon but spell it wrong and it says "you guys sock!"
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that made me laugh-
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shit, they're all funny
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it's good stuff
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the newspaper clip is so hilarious
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Darth Vaders Helmet.
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Bond is always great, even starring an all too handsome, unBond like Craig. I am a quivering titty when thinking of this film. Good luck!
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Those are great! They should be attached to our Bear thread.
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I'm slipping
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2true is pleased.
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copying bears. Mind you, it could have been worse- Imagine if he'd copied paddington.
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http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF057-Raft_Friends.jpg
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just look up Raft Friends
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he did eat his teachers throat out, so I must give him some credit for that bear-like move
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Banjo playing fruit. Bears aren't friends with birds. They just eat them
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that's a great one
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however I love the look of dawning realization on his face
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I have a feeling the movie will follow on from the moment at the end of Royale when he spouts, "Bond, James Bond". The shadow looks like his exact pose at the end of Royale.
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but don't be trashin the Octopussy
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does it mean 8 pussies? or one pussy with 8 tentacles. It's very frightening.
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great attempty at being a retard
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SAAAAAAAM!!!!!!
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is shaping up so far. Poster looks great! Great tease, really works and the behind the scenes stuff gets me even more excited. As much as people want to bitch about the new title, I dont think '007' is the way to go. Sure it makes a certain kind of sense obviously, he's becoming 007 but hes not there yet, but still I think QoS is the better choice. It's a tricky thing not to slip back into the almost parody that some of the previous Bond movies bordered on. Bringing back characters like Q or Moneypenny I think would be a mistake unless handled very gently and gradually. It wouldnt do to suddenly have Moneypenny just appear on the scene and have a witty back and forth with Bond. Thats pure cheese and just doesnt fit with the Bond we now have and want to keep. If she is introduced she shouldnt even have a name, just be some office girl Bond interacts with in passing. M has all sorts of aides and assistants, it'd be silly for her to just suddenly have a little number 2 in Moneypenny. As for Q you could involve him a bit more in ways, but only briefly and not in every movie. First of all use his name Mjr. Boothroyd, and play him straight. The Bond/Q relationshiop much like the Bond/Moneypenny one, became a useless tacked on joke. No doubt MI6 has an armoury, tech people, etc. and so they should just play to the reality of that. What we dont want to see again is some inspector gadget like 'Q Branch' again. Still, love them as I may, I dont know if Q and Moneypenny have a place in the new Bond. Also acorvey25 is exactly right, Bond is a trained assassin being groomed to become a gentleman spy, a process hes still going through. And the title doesnt have to be, and isnt always, part of the theme song.
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Winehouse, Britney, Lohan, especially Robert Downey jr...they will all live to be 90. Like cockroaches. Random celebs like Heath Ledger ODs on Tylenol. The only dead pool I ever won was as a kid, Kurt Cobain. 27 is the magic number for rock star deaths (Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Jopin,etc) so I picked 6 months after Cobain's 27th birthday. Took my winnings and bought a GnR CD.
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I know using the shadow on the old road has lots of deeper meaning and it's a re-imagining so suppose it might be ok but Bond's weapon should be a Walther PPK, not an automatic. Also it reminds me more of "The Saint" then Bond.
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Q's best gadgets were sort of believable but just slightly ahead of our own technology. With today's technology, that's getting harder to achieve. You either get something lame like a belt that you can swing on or some sci-fi shit like a car with a Romulan cloaking device. I'd like to see Q back but it would take some good writing and a lot of imagination.There's no reason not to bring Moneypenny back though.
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hope they use the origonal music theme,not a dance bond theme like in the last few films,and give shirly bassy a crack at the main title song...more real instruments less fake drum machine shit
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By far an away the most cryptic and pretentious Bond Title yet, Meh!
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Anyone who saw Casino Royale will definitely be repeat customers. Great movie and if they can continue the style and up the action, then this'll be better. And let's get some more and better gadgets shall we? A defibrillator with a loose wire? WTF...
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but turned out to be one of the better ones, and definitely had one of the best songs.
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Had to flirt with the office girls. One of 'em had cake for her birthday and offered me some. I told her to feed it to me, because I'm a bad baby.
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The Gorillaz feat. Stephen Hawking on beat box
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But they've GOT to know that they risk putting off some of the younger, or dumber, folks who don't know what it means or don't recognize it as a Bond picture.
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if they keep it just 007, kids might think that is the date the film opens
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Hawking will do the "Quantum" part. KWAN-TAM, K-K-K-KWAN-TAM!! Are you DOWN with a partiKULL con-ver-TURR
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you see all these sillouhettes of wheel chairs flying past the screen, while women chew on carrots and play with star-charts
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of The Road Warrior by that poster. And how kick ass would it have been if George Miller ever directed a Bond?
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Peter Pan 2: The Reckoning
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I still think they should have rode the wave of excitement about watching a 95 minute poker game and followed it up with a 95 minute bingo tournament.
And I already have a 1st draft screenplay in my office called "Settlers Of Catan Fiesta" that would have made a nice mini-trilogy within the Bond legacy. -
A Night at the Races. Virtual horse racing gets deadly when someone switches the DVDs at the VFW Hall.
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and he strikes da da da da da like Quantum ooooooooooooooooooof Solace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They're swollen....with RAGE
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Ok, is it just me or does it now seem like there is only one place to drive a car in England and it's the same airfield they tape every Top gear at?
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By the way, to respond to an earlier post. There are way better bond's than Daniel Craig! But they vary by movie. The short list.
Sean Connery - Dr. No.
George Lazernby - OHMSS.
Pierce Brosnan - Goldeneye.
Sean Connery - Goldfinger.
You can't top Connery, he invented the Movie James Bond. Craig is just trying to be a British Jason Bourne. -
Kill This Guy and Screw That Girl.
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Whoever suggested earlier that the new title be, 007: Stinkfist. I admit it, I laughed. And can only imagine the title sequence.
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who is posting his silly blog update on all the talkbacks.
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I don't completely disagree with you that Craig came off like Damon's "Jason Bourne." But it must be remembered that Ludlum probably based his spy fiction on Bond, who existed years before. It would be unavoidable NOT to. It could be said that Damon played Bourne the way another actor might play an Americanized Bond. Craig, in portraying Bond, was merely harkening back to the roots of 007. Though I'm sure not consciously. And less suave than say, Connery, and more of a brute--but that was part of the story, not a choice by Craig. If I had any faults with the movie, it wasn't with Craig. I was impressed with his 00Debut.
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i was getting tired of the suave bond. In it's own way that's cool, but I like a Bond who doesn't take any shit and can get fucked up too.
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In a time of danger
Will constipation be a total stranger
You're spreading yourself out
But it's hard to get it out
Who will save you
With a flick of his wrist
So deep inside you
He's giving you fits, he's...
Stink-Fiiiist
Something smells rotten in Denmark
Stink-Fiiiist
The streets of London reek of ass
He's no enema bandit
No self-serving lover
He'll check out your prostate
With his rubber glove-ah!
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This reboot has the opportunity to give Bond a character arc, and it would be wonderful to see in each successive film a refinement in his persona and methods, culminating in a Bond that's as suave or more, than Connery.
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or maybe a sonnet. I can do a limerick: There once was a thug called 2true, Who'll stab you for something to do, He will never squeel, Just yell out "SHITHEEL" You shitheels had best get a clue.
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Love that this is a direct sequel. (I said they would go that route last year. My bet is Craig will do four Bond movies, all inter-related, and then they will go with someone new.)
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2for2true a Haiku
2true likes to stab
mouths are bloody with the pain
Shitheels mean nothing -
the original ending of Casino Royale had James Bond peering over his hand of cards, smirking and winking to the camera, and saying,
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what a 'joker'!
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see you guys later
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Is it possible? I think this poster proves it.
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than anything released on the new indy flick thus far (ie, dust and alien skulls).
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That movie was such a breath of fresh air for the series and Eva Green was just fucking perfect. Now this one is simply a sequel. Craig's Bond was already fucked up (albeit not entirely) in CR so he'll have to be insane in Quantum of Solace after Vesper's death. I hope they go dark as hell. Dark Bond worked very well in CR.
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.....was an interesting title, but in my opinion the absolute WORST Bond movie ever. So much for titles.
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Tasty poster. Looking forward to it!
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HOLY CHRIST!! WHAT A YEAR!! Batman, Iron Man, Indy AND BOND?!?!
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Parents! Take your kids to There Will Be Blood instead, for the love of God.
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Pencils are sharpened
Stab you in the fucking mouth
Shitheel observers
Your slack jaw agape
Blood tainting chysanthemums
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Hannah has enough money. Wouldn't children prefer "Rambo?"
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Daniel Craig looks so old in that photo.
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in the Ian Fleming-penned "For Your Eyes Only"...
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to prove his loyalty, Bond goes down on M like there's no tomorrow, and she nearly has a stroke. I saw an early promo shot of him walking out of the office, and there's flies buzzing around his mouth.
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that is hilarious. he gives her a ride on the ol' Midnight Tongue Train
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awesome title, awesome poster. they've taken the garbage bond franchise and turned into something to really look forward to. good job.
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I'll bet Judy Dench was kinda good lookin' back in the day? Anybody know? How's she taste?
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her flavor went up I hear. It's like a fine wine, better with age
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is this about Jim Henson again?
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OMG this aint right. She's a Dame for the Queen's sake. Is there nothing sacred? Now let's discuss what Bond does with her taint..
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yes, not at all like creamed sardines mixed with bleu cheese. It's like honey with a hint of strawberries, and finger-lickin' good
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that 'taint' right
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of goat cheese, boisenberry, and just a hint of lilac
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Dench did bring some class to the proceedings in the Brosnan era. I should be more polite and show some respect.
But to answer your question, I'll bet Bond nibbles her taint. You know, like playful little bites as she writhes and her eyes roll back in her head, and she digs her fingernails into his back and rakes him. -
and praise her fruity goodness right there in the subject header! We'll both be banished! Oh well, that's more time for me to sprinkle my Grape Nuts into that fine peach cobbler.
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and takes his tea with it. And dips crackers in it.
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If I didn't get banned for the 1000's of Warwick Davis/Kathy Bates slippery vag/bears/flaming leg kicks/milfs/midnightmeattrain/mirajeff posts that I made on here I doubt (or at least hope)I wouldnt get banned for showing a little love to my Judie
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I think she's a great actress. Except I still can't understand why she was in that Riddick movie
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Updated graphics which are translated from from the original. And it will be playable over Xbox LIVE in multiplayer mode. OOOOOh, yeah. That's MY shadow on the poster. (heh,heh)
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I didn't see that one. Did anyone turn her sweet snatch into a Lunchable?
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Feb 07, 2008 1:02:04 PM CST
i don't know if they did, perhaps, I didn't see the piece of shi
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but did you see Notes on a Scandal? She was fucking awesome in that movie
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I might get star-shocked though and not know what to say to him
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To educate myself. I didn't know she narrated a 1985 arthouse gay documentary, reading sonnets and shit. Good to know she's in touch with a wild side, although that's not the wild side I'm interested in.
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"hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table"-that made me choke on my coffee. That's good shit right there. I know, as much as we all talk about warwick, i think it is an unspoken fact that we all love the guy. I mean come on he IS the leprechaun!
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isn't anyone else bothered by the fact that Daniel Craig has shown his little Bond in other films, and it's fucking ridiculously tiny?Bond should be packing heat! I always pictured Connery as swinging a baguette under there. Just can't look at Craig in his little swimsuit without shaking my head.
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maybe we could get Long Dong Silver to play bond next time. Have him repel off building using he dick as his safety line. I didn't need to see Daniel Craig naked to know he was tiny, any guy who drives a car or uses guns like bond is trying to compensate for something downtown.
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Sounds positively sexy-licious. Did Dench and Blanchett ever get it on? Not that that would be my ideal saphorric relation to witness. I'm having an afternoon coffee, too BTW. We must jones for nicotine and caffeine about the same time.
Badwonka, perhaps it was cold. I give the guy credit for doing that, though. I'm Irish. I wouldn't show my non-aroused Mr. Hey NanniNanoo in a movie. -
I wouldn't use gadgets, I'd just go around slapping people to death with my gigantic Pink Willy Loman.
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"Braff" recently posted on the Indy IV TB saying he was sorry for saying whatever he said about Heath Ledger.
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with my midichlorian fire hose, and yell "Take THIS, by God!"
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I'm not posting anything to him because I dont think he is sincere. I mean the guy has been banned 3 times in the last 2 weeks, so that should tell us all something.
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or does that one fish guy in star wars look like a cross between an asian and a mexican stereotype? I think Lucas might be racist and sexist.
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Or if you can't get them, Muse is the next best thing. And remember guys, "Casino Royale" wasn't used for the theme song.
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Something came up, but I'll be back to disparage people and say inappropriate things later.
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You can't even put those two bands in the league. Radiohead is light-years ahead of muse.
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work sucks
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also he is on Amazon as David H."2for2true" here is what he said in the tb for hairspray
Hairspray is far better musical than Grease...
by 2for2true Mar 15th, 2007
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I've seen both on stage, and while Grease made a great movie the staged version is pretty bad....so bad that the recent UK version actually added some tunes from the movie that weren't in the orginal broadway show. While I don't know how the movie will turn out, the braodway show was far more entertaining than just about anything else I've seen there in the past ten years, with the exception of The Producers. I think the music was written by the same guys that did the songs for the South Park movie....
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this man is an enigma!
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If the producers of this flick want it to sell in America, they better drop the complicated title and change it to "Bond 22: Kick Ass Spy"
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either that or 007:Let Freedom Reign!
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I didn't like Bond's AK-47 at the end of CR. Shoulda been a Walther.
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Yeah, I said something like that above. I'm okay with the title myself, but yeah they're alienating the young (American) audience with it. To Americans, it sounds like a movie about people quietly dying of old age in a home.
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Somehow.
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Seriously, I might be alot of things, but I stick to my word. I am truly sorry. I tried to log on earlier...but the powers to be banned me (again). It does suck what happened to Ledger. Although I never cared for him as an actor, it suckes to go like that.
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the title into german.
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not a machine gun, if that's what they were going for.
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will be too. fuck y'all
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not a sniper rifle
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This new title sounds like a new album from Enigma
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it will probably come out to be like 007:The Cathedral of Puppies
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You suggesting Americans are stupid? Fuck you. Dunno where your from but wherever it is, its a shithole compared to the United States of America. The USA owns your ass. We could destroy you if we wanted. Think about that one pipsqueak.
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We didn't invent Yahoo Serious.
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So, it's like, multiple quantums of Solace. So there's more solace to share.
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Gotta admit, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that tall, thin shadow. Am I a bad person?
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Espoused One, I have Indelibly Reduced the Offspring.
Interstellar Conflicts III: Retribution Of The Solitary Paladin.
Cessation, Erstwhile My Matriarch Will Discharge!
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really? you actually believe that? I'm an american and we are easily slipping from our superpower status. It's people like you who will be the downfall of this country, thinking that you are better than the rest of the world. I mean just look at the bang up job america has done in iraq so far. We have depleted our troop numbers, the world hates us, our economy is shit, so don't go spouting off bullshit like that when we have nothing to back it up with.
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That's what the title should have been.
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As a dumbass field agent or whatever he never had to know which spoon he should use to slurp his soup. But now that Vesper is *spoiler* dead, he must learn to mix with embassy diplomats and stuff, so this is going to be a tremendous cinematic achievement.
Alternate title: Fuckill
See, like it's a play on the "k" in both words, sort of like enjambement, which is a fancy word that Bond will learn about in "More Quantum of More Solace," which will be sequeled by "Even More Quantum of Even More Solace," which will show Jimbo Bond back at the card table for over an hour, pursing his collagened lips and saying, "Got any jacks?" -
After the crap that Bond went through in CR? Remember the bottomless chair torture scene? Poisoning/DEATH? Not to mention the love angle. I think he's due for just a smidgen of respite, to rest and reflect! It kinda hit me a bit odd when I first heard it, but now that I've had a bit to mull the meaning of it, knowing that it picks up almost right where it leaves off, I'm all aboard. Thankfully they didn't go with just 007 for the title.That preview got the heart pumping, even though it's not Campbell again. I agree with others on here that jerky-cam moves aren't for everyone. I like to see the best angles clearly. Quick pan and zoom moves are frustrating. I enjoy being able to watch a movie many times and see different things in the action scenes.
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It looks good, very clean and they say 2twice as good (which they always say) so i guess i'll just have to get used to the very un-Bondlike title after the very return to Bond title that was Casino Royale. Least Bond movies are watchable again and i don't really give a tit about the title really.
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...an MP5 with a silencer? Call of Duty 4 player here. ;)
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It must be said.
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sounds very good to me now. Classy. Certainly much better than Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day. Ugh.
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I think Bond killed Mr.White with that one.
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Bond: Did you know that i'm a gaybo?
Vesper: Really. But what i really wanted to know was the type of watch you wear?
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I'm Jimmy B bitches, don't need no gadgets or Q. I'm an everyman now, just like you. No rocket-propelled invisio-car, or laser watch. Just my jug-eared charm, and a knee in the crotch. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! G-G-Gun..and hot beaver.
Watch me now!!! OW!!!!!
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Is missing from the poster.
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Maybe I'm tuning in late to this event, but if it was a choice between The Stepford Wife and Tuvok. I say.....VOTE TUVOK!!!!!
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Not sure how he is going to turn out as a director. I think his stuff has been pretty boring. Don't know why Martin Campbell can't just keep on directing Bond. He's made the best (2) Bonds ever.
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I think I'll die....another day.
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But Campbell didn't direct From Russia With Love and The Living Daylights.
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You're referring to the guy in the Falcon with Lando in Jedi, right?
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Abominable SnowconeLost JarvKloipyYou guys are awesome
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Gosh I couldn't care less about the new bond.Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated.
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Is hands-down the absolute worst title in the history of Bond films. The worst, Jerry... THE WORST!
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...and take copious notes when it comes to the BOND team's techniques on rebooting a franchise. Case in point: like Harry, even though I'm not totally cool with the title, I still want to see the movie.
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Whoever wrote "The Vagina Imperative" as a Bond title is a genius by the way. That is the funniest fake title I've read on AICN.
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Someone said Quantum of Solace belonged in the Seinfeld cineplex alongside Death Blow, Rochelle, Rochelle, and Prognosis Negative. Best. Post. Ever.
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Feb 07, 2008 11:04:04 PM CST
It kind of looks like it is going to be a Tarantino movie
by terrymalloy
by the looks of the poster.
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Which deserves to be framed.
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what the hell is a quantum of solace? a discrete unit of lonliness? what does that even mean?
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and Braff- your apology doesn't make any difference. Kloipy has ignored you because he is basically a gentleman. I feel no such compunction and will tell you straight out that your glib insincere apology does not make up for the billions of pathetic "OWNED" posts you put up. You can, dear boy, go and fuck yourself repeatedly and without lube. Don't make me fetch 2true to "pencilise" you.
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Casino Royale, to me, was the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" of the Bond series. Admittedly, I'm not a huge Bond fan, but that film got me excited at the prospect of the character. However, after seeing the poster (great image) and the clip below, count me in. Let's hope they keep the serious tone and the more interesting take on a "civilized" killer who isn't all that civilized after all.
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That James Bond's shadow is going towards the sun? That's a badass shadow..
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Starring Daniel Craig's shadow and some concrete
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It takes a brave man to do that. but 2true is more machine than man nowadays
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whispered from the shadows that 2true doesn't use a towel when he gets out of the shower. He just shakes himself dry like a dog.
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once slapped Zack Braff with a bear for being a smug untalented git that gave us probably the worst film of the first decade of the 20th century (The Last Kiss). True has no respect for scrubs either. He said it isn't as funny as it thinks it is.
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then the TV would just explode with the sheer awesomeness of it. It would be called "Shitheel" and would feature 2true as a lone pencil armed avenger cleaning up the streets of his hood. Soundtrack would be by The Beatles. True would use his powers to ressurrect John Lennon and George Harrison, and once they'd finished recording, he would allow them to feast on McCartney's brain.
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DONT WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSEL-E-ELF
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out of his head before the day is out. The Law of 2for2true has been spoken.
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Feb 08, 2008 6:32:49 AM CST
the TV show would actually have to be a mini-series..
by just pillow talk
that would be shown every day until eternity, because 2for2true = "sheer awesomeness". He's also just peachy goodness and slightly amazing.
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mall and he had a FUCKING pencil in his hand.......and he gave me the "LOOK".......gulp......I ran away screaming!I think 2for2true is out there to get us..........2for2true can see beyond our User ID`s!Watch out guys,2for2true is out there!JESUS!
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I pray for your soul travis...
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I am going to Hell.....
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we're his acolytes. We're busy paving the way for the arrival of the one true god 2for2true. You'd better do some serious worship to avoid the pencilgeddon that is coming.It's said that his arrival will coincide with the sun being put out, the seas will boil with blood, and frogs will simply cease to exist.
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is that he doesn't hide behind a User ID. His name ACTUALLY IS 2for2true.
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happy friday! Jarv did you read that you my post about you and 2for being in a tb awhile ago together?
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it is before he ascended to greatness. Was it my old Lost Prophet ID?
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it was for Hairspray I believe
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he's the only man to put the Old Ones in their places
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I fucking hate musicals. It must have been a really slow day.
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and will stab any shitheel that says Santa doesn't exist TO DEATH with an eraser. He's actually going to force santa into existence through sheer will power.
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and yet on film he is unable to be seen
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so don't feel too bad. What's this about rob zombie directing a Conan remake? did he not learn his lesson last time?
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Creepy. Also, only his hands have a reflection.
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Even if they cast the corpse of Charlie Chaplin as Conan. You have to wonder about what sort of fucking idiots are in authoritah in the studios.
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Rob Zombie set to re-imagine Conan the Barbarian. Warwick Davis cast as both young and old conan. He's setting it in missouri, and COnan will be raised in a trailer park where he gets viciously beaten and sodomised by his moonshine addicted father. Conan will wreak bloody havok on the school that mocked him and the pupils that gave him a daily wedgie. Hilarity ensues, kids love it. Soundtrack by Mott the hoople.
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when you get maybe 5 really wonderful movies a year, and 20 good, and the rest are shit. I saw the new trailer for the Will Smith debacle Hancock the other day. That's going to probably make billions, but it looks like utter shit
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that's right up his ally. soundtrack by Atom Ant
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and some cock-end in the Conan TB actually said the original Halloween was boring. I requested he turned in his geek card.
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soundtrack by System of a Down
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nothing to do with the old movies.I think Zombie could do it.He has the sex and violence thing going for him.And the movie will have no plot(we no it will have none),so it is up to violence and fucking!Enough for me.
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How can you not like the OG Halloween? It's a fucking classic, and then to go on to say the the remake is better? That's some low down dirty shit
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I just think the guy should just stick to his own stuff.
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idiot,travis,idiot!
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soundtrack by Wilson Phillips
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Go and sit in the corner until you feel better. Zombie cannot direct his piss into a toilet bowl Fucking torture porn arsehole. Would you really want a TP Conan, Travis, would you?
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It's about a group of flourescent redneck bears that are into moonshine and incest. They go on a kill frenzy armed with banjo strings. Soundtrack by The Cure
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i know Mori liked it but I can't tell you how fucking sick and tired I am of the home-cam/torture porn bullshit.
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perfect venue for him, torture, rape, retards. soundtrack by Enya
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but since I dont jerk off to it,it is no porn to me,it is just the good old violence!I have not seen the Halloween "reimaganing" yet.I give Rob a chance,but I dont think he will get it anyway.It will end up with Paul WS Anderson or the Rat or somebody like that.
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and after the first 5 minutes when you start getting bored, and then the 'love hurts' montage comes on, and you see why zombie doesn't understand Myers you will know what we mean. I liked Rejects too, but Zombie needs to make his own shit not tread over a classic
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it had these 2 teens fucking in a graveyard, and these skeletal hands started coming out of the ground then the groundskeeper came out and started watching them and jerkin' it, and then a zombie hand fisted him the whole way from his ass out his mouth and then pulled all his guts out his ass. Some classic shit right there
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I just keep a open mind and see where they go with Conan.I think the first Conan movie was really good and they should have left it there(the sequel....argh!).So if they want to start from scratch,they should get an crazy director(like Millius was back then)and go total over the top with the violence(no LOTR PG-13 shit).Or Sly should direct(he knows how to do that).But I dont know who could play Conan.
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Travis- I know English is your second language so I'll explain. The definition of Pornography does not necessarily include sexual gratification. Basically, TP is when an obscene, gratuitous level of damage is inflicted for the Audience's pleasure. I quite liked the Devil's rejects. I fucking hated 1000 corpses though.
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but I just dont like Zombie as a director and I don't think he could do a good Conan. And by God if it has any fucking rednecks in it I will scream
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He's fundamentally wrong on every level. He doesn't understand the source material, is stylistically wrong, and has no proper track record. Just an awful choice.
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to make me watch Poughkeepsie Tapes . Not even 2true
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Just look at his trailer for Grindhouse, even when he tries to be funny it just came off as boring and lazy and it was only 3 minutes long
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but who could do an 100mill. Conan movie?Any ideas.I think Sly should do it.
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he can't do that either. He does gritty realistic looking violence- which is pretty typical of TP. Remaking I spit on your grave, however, is a FUCKING brilliant idea. The original is hardly a classic, and it's the perfect aesthetic for him. Although I loathed his grindhouse trailer (not quite as much as I hated Death Proof), it did give us the immortal "And Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu"
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MILIUS. If he isn't dead.
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or NEIL MARSHALL. I know that is a bit of a weird choice, but his movies so far have looked a lot bigger than their budget, and I bet he could do epic. But I nominate him for everything.
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I think when I first saw it my brain tried to force me to think that it was good, but overtime I beat my brain into submission and made it realize that the movie sucked. Don't get me wrong, I loved Kurt, and the car crash/chase, but the movie was just bad, way too drawn out and I just wasn't feeling it. I really like Planet Terror, because it was just a balls to the wall action/horror flick, Death Proof just gets so much good press on here, and I really don't know why
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I'm looking forward to it now actually. Just cause it's Marshall. I just got around to seeing Dog Soldiers a few months back and loved that as well
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is one of the most hated movies around here.
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The problem with death proof is that it is Tarantino trying to be tarantino. He writes fucking horrible dialogue for women, and as cool as Kurt was, the film just dragged. It was like Sex and The City with car chases. I like Planet Terror as well, and Cannot wait for Doomsday. We'd better get it before America, so I can watch it opening night and post a glowing chlorophyll laden review of it here.
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I'm sure you will get it before us, but our ending will probably be changed to have ghosts or some other stupid bullshit like they pulled with the descent
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I don't think so. Everywhere just says March, and there's been bugger all promotion of it.
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here in Germany we had the "She`s crazy and stays in the cave" ending.
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and she hates most horror movies, she was so into it though.
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but the American ending had her just end with seeing the ghost of Juno in the car and cut to credits
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And I wanna see Doomsday right now!RHONA MITRA!oohhhh....
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I think it's pretty unique amongst horror films that women really seem to dig it. The US Ending was a fucking travesty, it really dilutes the intensity of that last scene. I cannot find details of the UK release date anywhere. I want to go and see this one in the Cinema as he is one of our finest talents, and therefore should be supported. Don't make me buy a pirate copy Universal- Just bring it out in London on March 1st.
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but an absolutely shocking actress. Her presence in Doomsday worries me. A lot.
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which kind of worries me as they all seem to share the same complaints about it
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if so what did you think
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It's got a real feel of EFNY about it. EFNY was panned when it came out, and even blade runner didn't get raves. I don't care, reviews could say that it is fucking dire and I still want to go to see it.
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lost some of my love for the original. I saw it last night for the first time and I fucking hated it.
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maybe it is a chick flic and we did not get that........maybe we are pussys.......which brings me back to RHONA!
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thank God you understand that that movie sucked shit out of Bate's asshole. I don't know why people on here seem to love it so much. It's one of the worst horror movies I've seen in a LONG time
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but there is one point when they are in the docklands and he says that the rendevouz point is in Regent's Park but they have 4 minutes to make it. I'm sorry, but the fucking flash couldn't make it in 4 minutes. Then they don't even go to Regent's Park. They go somewhere else (I think it was parliament hill), and from there they have to make it to Wembley in 20 mins. Again, impossible. My problem with this is that they picked pretty iconic bits of London, and the fact that they could not be arsed with any sort of realism, in a faux-documentary film, fucked me off no end. It was like they picked names that Americans would recognise. Lazy, shitty film-making. It reminds me of when that hack Eli Roth couldn't be bothered to change the street signs from Czech to Slovakian in hostel.
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1) The Opening scene. Yeah Carlyle ran away, because his wife inexplicably became attached to this kid. Fair enough, but the cack handed attempt to inject some pathos into it made me want to vomit. 2) His Kids, crap actors, pointless characters. Just shit- really they only existed to get the infection into the quarantine zone. 3)Americans. Nope, gung-ho flyboys were not needed. 4)Stupidity. It was a fucking moronic film. Typhoid Mary gets in. Carlyle gives her a snog when no-one is around. They wholesale lift the Eye-popping from the original, and zomkbie carlyle is still together enough to use his code to get out. Plus, the fucking Army's plan B was "Nuke The place" and they resorted to it cheerfully and far too quickly. I hated it, and can go on for ages about how bad it was.
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i mean, ripping off the eye gouging scene from the first one, having the mother somehow make it back to london, would the rage-victims still just tear her to shreds instead of just infecting her? Was the movie supposed to be scary? because it wasnt.
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I was like "no way they are going to do that agai....oh they are."
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And I was going to watch the original again tonight, but I think I'll leave it until the fetid stench of the sequel goes.
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was unforgivable. It was a fucking lazy film and you can tell Boyle did not give a fuck about it. You can also tell that the director was Spanish, and that the studio were desperate to squeeze a second sequel out of it (When it already holds the award for most unneccessary sequel ever) so finsihed it in Europe.
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people talking about how it's such a political movie. It's really not and what political aspect in the film is about as subtle as an elephant sitting on your face
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you should do your own "movieshredding" website.I liked the dude who played the Sniper,he was the only good thing in the movie(and the only "good" death in the movie)and of course the Helicopter scene(was oldschool fun).
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could not have been less subtle- OOOOOH ASYLUM SEEKERS BAD, YOU BAD AUDIENCE, YOU VERY STUPID, WE REPEAT UNTIL UNDERSTAND. And the helicopter bit was quite fun. It's a mystery why it is so praised.
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not really at all
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I think we can all agree on that. Just something about the guy he just makes his actors seem realistic like you would expect a zombie to act.
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hehehehe.......Kloipy.funky!
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And Romero is indeed the best. Even Land of the Dead is better than almost all pretenders.
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I think I'll do that
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forever. It's like an asshole black hole- It just pulls everyone that wants to talk about politics in. Leaving the others for us to crack jokes in, or talk about anything we want.
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that gave me a good laugh
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have you been in recently. They're calling for us so it can stay in the top 10. They can kiss my arse.
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I'll have to take a peek
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Boring, earnest fucks. They do not deserve our brand of genius.
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I'll talk politics every once in a while, but today is not that day.
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posting in there
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hhhhmmmmmm......thats good.or not?
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Clown. If he was half as funny as he thinks he is it would be alright. I have no problem disagreeing with someone, but he is a nasty piece of work- and I hate the ALL CAPS unfunny headings.
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I wouldn't worry about it. The funny thing is that if we did go in then it would be the end of their little politics forum- we'd monopolise it with bears/ milfs/ remakes/warwick/ THE BATES etc.
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the closest it would come to politics is us calling for 2true to be dictator of the world
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Everybody would worship him- he would be loved, honoured and feared. Especially now he owns a calligraphy pen.
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it's his signature of doom
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It's only fun shouting out on the big numbers
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we got to shout numbers like 1,600th!
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that would have been terrible.
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I almost posted something to him. I wrote it out and everything but then just decided to erase it
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begging for mercy. You have a sword in your hand. What do you choose to do?
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weeks of fucking hateful shit in 2 seperate Obit TB's, then he gets banned comes back, acts like a total asshole, follows me and Finky around to different tb's just to start shit, gets banned, comes back, becomes friends with Animalballs, gets banned again, comes back and wants to make friends now? Fuck that I say. To Terry, I'd give the thumbs down a la Gladiator
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pointles OWNED posts, vile hateful shit, TB Stalking, and worst of the lot- making friends with AnimalBalls. Throw the cunt to the wolves.
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and then have him thrown to the wolves.
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I'm going to lunch, if I don't see you have a great weekend my friend
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i was up all week wondering about my fate at the hands of Sloppy and his gang of bad-ass TB'ers. OWNED!
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You know your going to see Jarv this weekend at the Gay pride rally. Relax pumpkin
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I'm going to get banned again.
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but like the troll you are you'll be back, probably as Brafffucker08
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you're priceless!
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Sloppy and Jarv even smoke together. nice!
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Assbraff is one of them. The worst thign about attention whores is that they're harder than fleas to get rid of. You can ignore them all you want, but they just won't shut the fuck up. But once you've paid attention to them, they only get worse. Hence braff following people from one TB to another last week like a pathetic attention-starved puppy.
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Feb 08, 2008 1:38:41 PM CST
And, Rhona Mitra- possibly the hottest lady I've never heard of
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Funky can't spell!!! However, Sloppy said that he can do other things very well.
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I thought you were throwing him to the wolves man? What happened :)
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This was my favorite talkback in a while, you know, the buds type interactivity between users....You dick.
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any time he comes in it turns into this shit again
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I don't get scared. Especially of thirteen year old girls.
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you are as quick as ever.
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by that comparison. However, drippy little vomiting whores are not. Welcome to their club Braffed, you shitheel (bows in 2for2true's direction).
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Thanks for the warm welcome, but your mom beat you to it. Speaking of your mom, can you please ask her to call me?
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Are you beaten by your daddy or mommy? No friends? One inch cock?
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I'm not loved at home. That's why i go o strip clubs to pay someone to love me. That reminds me, I owe your mom 2 dollars. OWNED
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he is a drippy little whore isn't he
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and see all of Braffed's post gone again
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Seriously, bro. Why do you always have to start with me? You are pathetic.
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He must feel proud telling all his friends at recess how he totally burned a bunch of r-tards on teh internets, lolz. By the way, are you gonna finish those Fruit Gushers?
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Too bad he's not old enough to go to strip clubs, cause he really needs to get closer than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.
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needs to get closer to a female than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.
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he already is a vagina
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like you glovedone.
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He's still struggling with fractions! Teeheehee the geography teacher said "Lake Titicaca!"
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you can tell how cool he is just because he teamed up with Animalballs
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but you're right.
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to agree with AS, whose comments in the past are just ridiculous.
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I can't wait!
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And Jackie...don't worry about the drippy little whore. He'll be banned again before you know it.
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Thanks for playing. you suck. OWNED!
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take care my friend
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OWNED!
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it takes 10 minutes to come up with a gay owned joke?
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takes one to know one! OWNED! Braff rules
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In the words of Zack Braff.."I rule!"
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I appriate the way the writers tried to take Bond back to his origins. I didn't care for all the shooting though. He should just kill everyone with his quick wit, like me.
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wishes she'd aborted you at the high school prom. jesus, you're a fuck-up, Glovey.
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I was just thinking of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION too!
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I realize this talkback has mostly turned into a date but I just wanted to publicly register how kickass I think this poster is. It is kickass.
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The first hour and 20 minutes or so was great, but it dragged near the end. The sinking building was well done, though.
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NUFF SAID. By Amy Winehouse
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which talkback was that?
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It was either in the Indy one from last week with the Blanchett pic or one of the Wolfman TBs
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in the Wolfman TB (the same one where MiraBarf called out Jarv)
http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35448#comment_1878641 Don't forget to remove the spaces. -
was the first bond film i've seen in which he came off as a true bad ass. i'm definitely looking forward to this one.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35463#comment_1877634 remove the spaces Check at Feb 1st, 2008, 12:48:17 PM It loses somethign without being able to see Braff's comments anymore, though.
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A little quantum of solace.
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We all need a little quantum of solace.
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I'll show you mine. No not really, I'm just solacing.
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I would quantum HER solace...That made no sense...annnnnd I apologize.
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You are going to be so quantumed.
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Or the ship will blow apart!
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"Quantum Of Solace!"
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I know they changed his name to James Bond. Maybe they should have called this THE BOND SOLACE.
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Bollocks! I seen better footage on the ET and this poster is cooler: - http://www.youtube.com/user/moovuly
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