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QUANTUM OF SOLACE poster? aka The New James Bond Teaser one sheet?

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not a huge fan of the title QUANTUM OF SOLACE - but I'm not against it either. Just not used to it yet. What I do like is Marc Forster directing a James Bond film - and I'm a huge fan of Daniel Craig's. One of AICN's readers - Kris - was reading his Swiss newspaper's website - and looky what they ran today...





Pretty snazzy eh?

Well try this on for size...





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  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:37 a.m. CST

    cant be first?

    by SUPERJIM

    can I? Must be an error in the forum

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:38 a.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT

    by SUPERJIM

    I was first. I fucking hate "FIRST" posters too. Who would have known I was a fickle shit? Certainly not me.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:38 a.m. CST

    Maybe check this out too

    by tjhksig

    http://movies.aol.com/movie-photo/bond-quantum-of-solace-poster And maybe there's some film fest that has a huge Bond presence as well....

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:40 a.m. CST

    Continued exactly where it left off

    by estacado1

    That's a good thing.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:44 a.m. CST

    Casino Royale

    by SUPERJIM

    Was good so I am looking forward to this. It could have done without dedicating what felt like an hour at the poker table though. I aint been a Bond fan since I was around 10 years old. Good work on the reboot, keep them coming.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:47 a.m. CST

    No Helmet

    by paineywoo

    That's very cool - but his helmets not very defined in the shadow :) (no not THAT one, had enough of that with the blue trunks last time...just a poor TPM 'joke' - sorry)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Cool poster.

    by TattooedBillionaire

    The name of the movie is okay. As long as the movie is good, they can call it whatever they want.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:59 a.m. CST

    Very nice Mr Bond

    by I_Rainberg

    They should just call it OO7

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:05 a.m. CST

    I could care less about the name

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    As long as its as fine as Royale I don't give a shit.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:08 a.m. CST

    On my wall.

    by acorvey25

    Framed. ASAP.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:08 a.m. CST

    Flames on Optimus Bond = Taint of the Crystal Skull

    by Ray Gamma

    you heard it here first

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:10 a.m. CST

    No title in the poster?

    by photoboy

    The poster just says "007", makes you wonder if the title change was last minute and this poster has the old name...<br><br> I mostly worried about them saying this film will be "bigger" than the last film. I just hope that doesn't mean a return to parachute surfing on badly CGI'd waves or invisible cars. The more down to earth, gritty and real the better!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:13 a.m. CST

    Loved that suit at the end of Casino Royale

    by EvilGeek1

    If you can fire a large weapon like that in something that restricts your arm movements, then you're in my good books! Looking good Mr. B.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:16 a.m. CST

    SCARFACE ANYONE?

    by DURANGO66

    Tony Montana standing atop of his balcony overlooking his path of destruction... Anyone remember that moment? Right before he gets shot in the back by the Colombian assassin...

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:18 a.m. CST

    Not that I want the franchise to return to the tired formula...

    by acorvey25

    But it would be nice if Moneypenny or Q (a new Q... not that John Cleese bullshit) made an appearance.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:22 a.m. CST

    Moneypenny would rock...

    by poeticwarriorII

    and needs a return ASAP!! This movie is going to skull fuck all of us.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:24 a.m. CST

    DURANGO66,

    by raw_bean

    doesn't really remind me of that so much. The gun is totally different for one, and the pose isn't the same. Also, I think you'll find if you look again that's it's not a Columbian assassin that shoots Montana in the back, but Martin Kemp, actor and lead singer of New Romantic band Spandau Ballet.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:27 a.m. CST

    Also...

    by acorvey25

    I hope the filmmakers continue to adhere to the concept that Bond is a killer trained to be a gentlemen and not the other way around. That is more important than any title.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:41 a.m. CST

    Poster

    by 69DUDE

    Anyone else notice that the silhouette is exactly how Bond appeared at the end of Casino Royale?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:46 a.m. CST

    heh Raw Bean

    by Lost Jarv

    I'd like to shoot Martin Kemp. Or at least hit him with a big stick for being a terrible actor and appearing in some horrible soft porn rubbish

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:52 a.m. CST

    Re: Martin Kemp and ''horrible soft porn rubbish''

    by 69DUDE

    Do you mean those DFS ads? I've always found them to be tastefully erotic.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Awesome Poster

    by Kragmose

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:03 a.m. CST

    Quantum of Solace used in the theme song...

    by Aloy

    Such a catchy phrase.I can just see Amy Winehouse belting that one out. Cool poster though.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:13 a.m. CST

    Wonka's Quantum of Solace anagrams

    by BadMrWonka

    from the last Bond talkback...<p>Alone of Cumquats<br> Uncool Fame Squat<br> A Mofo Equals Cunt<br> Quote of Anal Cum<br> Squat A Colon Fume<p>Any of which are a much better title...

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:14 a.m. CST

    is, not are

    by BadMrWonka

    sorry, I are tired.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:16 a.m. CST

    Not The Same Pose

    by MightyOs

    At the end of Royale he had his other hand in his pocket. :)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:22 a.m. CST

    QUANTUM OF SOLACE is better than...

    by Napolean Solo

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:22 a.m. CST

    OCTOPUSSY

    by Napolean Solo

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:31 a.m. CST

    Was that director wearing an ascot?

    by I Dunno

    Get over yourself, art boy, you're directing a Bond flick.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:42 a.m. CST

    I can't believe Craig is still Bond

    by Spoiler_Man

    He was so fucking awful in Casino ROyale. Everybody hated him and he's not the Bond people want to see. What a load of shit. I wont be watching this heap of turd.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:42 a.m. CST

    I don't care if it's a book reference, the title

    by Lemming

    is way too obtuse. If there was one thing good about 'old bond' it was the titles.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:50 a.m. CST

    There's no such thing as a shitty title.

    by Knuckleduster

    Okay, there is. But for some reason, no matter how lame a title is, once we get used to it (or we end up liking the movie), it somehow ends up being not shitty anymore. Except for Live Free or Die Hard. That will always be terrible. Even Die Hard 4.0 sounds better.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:58 a.m. CST

    Craig is the best Bond ever

    by vini77

    Haters get fucked.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6 a.m. CST

    Quantum of Solace...

    by Knuckleduster

    ... will probably be okay, but not as good as Casino Royale. Then the next one will be pretty lame, and the one after that will be terrible. Mainly because the money-hungry producers are full of shit. Then, ten years from now, they'll probably get Martin Campbell to revamp the franchise again with another new Bond. Enjoy the ride, folks.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:21 a.m. CST

    photoboy

    by Gungan Slayer

    most Bond teaser posters just have the 007 logo with a simple, iconic image. It has nothing to do with a name change. And that was all made up, a rumor. EON would never call one of their moves "007"--and for good reason too.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:23 a.m. CST

    69dude

    by Lost Jarv

    I spit coffee on the monitor when I read that. <P>No, the porn is some stupid erotic thriller called "desire". Terrible shite. <P>But I've just discovered he's in a film called Waxwork 2- which sounds like a must see.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Why...

    by Fortunesfool

    is he standing in the middle of nowhere shooting the sky? That's a lame teaser poster.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:26 a.m. CST

    Quantum Of Solace Theme Tune Revealed!!!!

    by 69DUDE

    I'm done playing cards with that blood-eyed weiner. Had my balls whacked, but M licked em cleaner. Those bitches I take em up to heaven. They scream out my name - Oooh Oooh Seven. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! Guns, Guns, and beaver beaver. (Repeat until fade out)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Lost Jarv

    by 69DUDE

    Waxwork 2? I'd say that's perfect casting.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:33 a.m. CST

    LOOKS LIKE THE WALTHER PPK GOT PIMPED OUT, YO !

    by Pound Sand

    Does Bond turn it sideways to fire?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:35 a.m. CST

    Now THAT is a cool poster

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Classy

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:38 a.m. CST

    hahahaha Flames on Optimus Bond

    by messi

    That's hilarious. You know what I found out the other day, that it was Denny O'Neill that named out beloved Leader of the Autobots Optimus Prime. Pretty badass.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Check out the new SUPERHERO MOVIE! Trailer

    by Mike_D

    http://www.superhero-movie.net <br> jeeze, suprised you guys havent posted it yet!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:55 a.m. CST

    Amy Winehouse to do the song

    by I Dunno

    I wouldn't even know who the fuck that is if it weren't for her tabloid shenanigans.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:55 a.m. CST

    Should have been called 'Birds of the West Indies'

    by HarryBlackPotter

    That was the FIRST ever James Bond book. A movie about a man hiding in bushes watching birds through a pair of binoculars may sound gay, but in the film, they would be x-ray binoculars capable of firing lasers and shit. Also, the birds wouldn't be the feathered variety. Fnarrrr. Bond would be 'Onanistic Majesties Secret Service'. Dribble.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:57 a.m. CST

    Please folks,

    by board shitlez

    Bond themes often don't use the title of the film as a lyric. Like Octopussy. Or Casino Royale. Or OHMSS. I think Quantum of Solace sounds cool. In the last film he had a Quantum of Solange.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:01 a.m. CST

    I liked that behind the scenes bit...

    by just pillow talk

    I sure hope this one matches up (or surpasses) Casino. Not crazy about the title, but if the movie kicks my ass, all is forgiven.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:03 a.m. CST

    69DUDE

    by Knuckleduster

    That theme tune is fuckin hilarious. I'm thinking we get Tracy Morgan to sing it. Werewolf bar mitzvah style.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:10 a.m. CST

    did anybody see that trailer for that new Craig flick?

    by Spandau Belly

    The WW2 one where he builds a resistence army in the forest? Looks terrible, plus you've got Criag doing a Boris Badinov style accent in total overacting mode.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:18 a.m. CST

    I'm stoked!

    by SkinJob69

    ANOTHER one to look forward to this year! '08 is going to rock in the blockbuster dept.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:19 a.m. CST

    well this is cooler than

    by Kloipy

    the newest Indiana Jones stands by some dust pictures

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Yes, it's either Indiana Jones in a Dusty Place, or the Shadow of James Bond Falls Across the Pavement. 2true digs the gun, though, cuz it reminds him of the end of Casino Royale.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the fruit cup of DOOM

    by Kloipy

    2true digs it my friend

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    by I Dunno

    by Nice Marmot

    Is Amy Winehouse really doing the song? If so, I called it! I hate it when people judge her by the tabloid shit and say she's just Britain's Britney. Unlike Britney, Winehouse is wasting some serious talent by fucking up all the time. Absolute perfect old-school voice and style for a Bond flick.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and His Cream of Wheat

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Where ya been the last couple days? I was looking for you, finky, and Jarv. You must have had some 'real work' days in there.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    If Daniel Craig worked out just a little bit more...

    by Bobo_Vision

    ...AbKing would become his number one fan.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:28 a.m. CST

    I actually had off monday and tuesday

    by Kloipy

    i was on here and there, but wed, I was fucking murdered with work. Seriously it was a homicide

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    Hey, Fortunesfool

    by Sagart1994

    If you can't figure out the poster image, check out the last shot of Bond in Casino Royale and remember that this movie takes up straight after that scene.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    homicide? was 2for2true at your work?

    by just pillow talk

    Better be careful.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:33 a.m. CST

    I gave him some candy and shapeners , Pillow

    by Kloipy

    I am safe...for now

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Better Bond Titles (rerun) Part I

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The Straw Menagerie<br> Pussybreaker<br> Race for the Crystal Widget<br> Death Won't Wait Forever<br> Sphincterfinger<br> Sieze the Day Tomorrow<br> The Glass Labia<br> The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy<br> Istanbullet<br> Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die<br> Yesterday Never Ends<br> License to Massacre<br> Moonpooper<br> Property of a Whore<br> The Outrageous Hanglider Episode<br> Dr. Nowhere Man<br> The Vagina Imperative<br> Baker's Dozen Minus One<br> Zorin's Next Blimp of Death<br> Blood is Thicker Than Vodka<br> The Faberge Turd<br> The International Bungee-Jump Debacle<br> Never Say You Love Me Anymore<br> For Your Taint Only<br> The Chartreuse Coffin<br> A View to a Spectacle<br> The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic<br> Never Send Condoms<br> Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load<br> Dying is Lonely<br> To Kill Deathly<br> Never Say Tomorrow Again<br> Goldenpancreas<br> Handshake Buzzer Miscreant<br> A View to a Cinematic Demise<br> Dying is Really Easy<br> Death is Not Convenient<br> The Machiavellian Caper<br> The Man with the Gimpy Leg<br> Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!<br> Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever<br> Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore<br> The Plague of Red Herrings<br> The Crystal Peacock<br> Death Has a Great Big Gun<br> The Crosshairs of Tomorrow<br> The Itch That Cannot be Scratched<br> The Lone Cycloptic Private Army<br> Butterball<br> The Inconceivable Red Herring<br> You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow<br> Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit<br> The Clandestine Buffet<br> The Unpronouncable Fury<br> When Yesterday Exhales Again<br> Stinkfist<br> The Surreptitious Manuever<br>

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    69DUDE- keep going!

    by SkinJob69

    That lyric cracked me up- another verse?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:36 a.m. CST

    man Abom, that's a lot of paragraphs to put in

    by just pillow talk

    2for2true all hopped up on candy is never a pretty sight Kloipy....

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Simply calling it '007' would have been retarded

    by I Dunno

    Almost as bad as calling the new Rambo movie 'Rambo' and the new Star Trek movie 'Star Trek'.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Hey Kloipy!

    by Lost Jarv

    How ya doin'?<P>And I've met Amy Winehouse. She's a twat. <P>I've got her in my dead pool for this year, but I've also got Britney, Robert Downey Junior, and Pete Doherty. if all of them make it to 2009 I'll be fucking amazed.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:38 a.m. CST

    heh, 2for2true doesn't get "hopped up"

    by Lost Jarv

    his mind enters a higher state of conciousness that means he can force pencils through steel with one might gaze.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Hey there's Pillow!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Nah, that's a bunch of shite I made up a couple weeks ago on another Bond post. So I just copied and pasted here, along with the 'bracket' symbols after each.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Some people are glucose intolerant

    by Abominable Snowcone

    2true metabolizes sugar into muscle and can pee Kool Aid. Or Mountain Dew. His choice.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    2true actually metabolises sugar into diamond

    by Lost Jarv

    that he fires out when he takes a piss. <P>He's shattered many a urinal around the world.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    very true Jarv...my apologies...

    by just pillow talk

    I suppose I was tauting fate with that statement. Let's hope 2for2true doesn't come to my work.<p>For whatever reason, I'm partial to 'Butterball' Abom. Not that I'm calling you butterball, though isn't that what Rebecca Romijn calls you? Tell her she still needs to wash my car and polish my steering column.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Hey Jarv

    by Kloipy

    what's going on brother?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    and he has nothing but contempt for glucose intolerance

    by Lost Jarv

    He calls people that have it wieners.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    The usual, work is dull

    by Lost Jarv

    and it's a slow news day here. <P>Apart from that silly politics thread that is still going.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    2true gives himself bladder infections

    by Kloipy

    he loves the feeling of pissing pencil tips

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Rebecca

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is about as hot as the come, so I spank her extra hard just so she doesn't get all uppity about how great she looks. Sometimes I have her put her Mystique makeup on, and I get little spike dimples on my special parts.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    2true lives on a different plane of existence

    by Kloipy

    he's more amoeba like than man

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    she likes it when I wear my Magneto helmet..

    by just pillow talk

    What, who doesn't own a Magneto helmet?<p>One has to wonder when and where 2for2true will post again. I wonder if he realizes he's developed a cult following?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    2true is actually part gaseous

    by Lost Jarv

    but nobody knows which part.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST

    i don't know about you guys

    by Kloipy

    but I'm really tired of all the 'indy' news lately. I don't think I'll even go see it anymore. Oh and I think glovedone is back for a third time, I saw a post that said "I farted" and the user name was now ZachBraff08, instead of glovedone/braff08, just wanted to let you guys know.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    2true was not impressed with the title

    by Lost Jarv

    Quantum of Solace either. <P>But Eon keep rejecting his suggestion of "The Devil's kneecap". Which he named after his favourite posession. <P>Satan is not impressed and wants his kneecap back. 2true doesn't care.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Half the gases and metals

    by Abominable Snowcone

    on the periodic table of the elements were discovered after a 2true blood test. There were several casualties.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    saw it and ignored it;

    by Lost Jarv

    I hope 2true catches the little prick

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    2true once ate a hybrid car

    by Lost Jarv

    just to see if it tasted different from a usual car. <P>He said it was lighter and had less calories.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    I would not have left Mystique

    by Abominable Snowcone

    collapsed on the floor of that truck. Even if I did have Juggernaut for a personal pet. I would have taken her home and nursed her back to health, with my midichlorians. Until her skin was a health shade of blue again, and her bush garden was cleanly shorn.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    2true is the reason Britney is on suicide watch

    by Lost Jarv

    he likes to call her late at night and breath into the phone. <p>He's done it to me. It's fucking scary.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    2for2true = our universe

    by just pillow talk

    He is everything...yet nothing...here..and...gone...he was that thing at the end of FF2.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    2true eats stew

    by Abominable Snowcone

    full of endangered penguin meat. Because it's delicious. 2true eats with a fork that he carved from an elephant tusk--an elephant he stunned by punching it in the face.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    2true can freeze ice

    by Kloipy

    don't ask me how. I hope that sometime 2true comes back on here and finds out how much of a hero..nay a god he has become

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    2for2true doesn't taunt his victims...

    by just pillow talk

    he just shows up...stabs them in the mouth. And then he's gone.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Rebecca whatshername

    by Lost Jarv

    stars in some shitty movies and TV. <P>Ugly betty blows.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:55 a.m. CST

    2true can travel down the phone lines

    by Lost Jarv

    seriously, he surfs them with a pencil.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    2true went surfing once

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and attacked a great white shark, because from above it looked like a seal.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    2for2true once gave the Cloverfield monster a swirly

    by Lost Jarv

    Just to prove it could be done. Then he cockpunched Godzilla and shaved King Kong's ass before jamming a pencil in it.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    The Titles Are Picked...

    by CHEWBLACCA

    ...from a design angle. As long as they can line up a couple of 0's for the 007 logo, they're happy.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    2true broke the sound barrier

    by Kloipy

    by whispering sweet nothings in a woman's ear. Also the woman's head exploded

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:56 a.m. CST

    2for2true pole vaults over buildings with his pencil

    by just pillow talk

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    The Mighty Thor

    by Abominable Snowcone

    wears a pin that says "2true Bitch"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    2true derives no pleasure from our worship

    by Lost Jarv

    He says we need to start practising human sacrifice. <P>he's got a list. But I don't know how I'd get hold of an Australian virgin. They don't exist.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    2for2true hunts killer whales with his pencil...

    by just pillow talk

    and does so without an eraser!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    2true knows where the unicorns live

    by Lost Jarv

    But he's not telling. Because he's like that. <P>He also has copyright on the word "the". He says we all owe him a lot of money and we'd better pay up because his pencil's just been sharpened.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    2for2true got over two thousand votes in CT

    by just pillow talk

    on Tuesday. All writes in...that were in blood.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST

    2true took a whiz once

    by Abominable Snowcone

    off a freeway overpass. A third the population of the city was killed in the catastrophic pile-up caused when a semi jacknifed against his meat.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST

    2true is behind the credit crunch

    by Lost Jarv

    He laughs in the face of our poverty

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST

    2true has never told a lie

    by Kloipy

    because to him everything is FACT

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8 a.m. CST

    2for2true hates the number 4

    by just pillow talk

    He sliced the fucker in half to get two 2's. For real.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8 a.m. CST

    2for2true has nothing but contempt for the electoral college

    by Lost Jarv

    He thinks that he should be dictator. <P>Or God. He's not sure yet, but promises to let us know.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    2for2true pluralises Lone Ranger

    by Lost Jarv

    and it doesn't sound stupid.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:02 a.m. CST

    2for2true admires James Bond,

    by Lost Jarv

    but thinks that he needs to use more pencils.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:02 a.m. CST

    2true eats beef jerky cereal

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and shampoos with Lava. There is no mildew in his shower because his midichlorians kill everything.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:03 a.m. CST

    2for2true doesn't even need to talk...

    by just pillow talk

    thinks it's below him, and only "stupid mortals" need to converse with the use of sound. 2for2true is a telepath and has just told me that he's God.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    2for2true just calls upon the heavens to

    by just pillow talk

    open up and pour rain on him. That's his shower.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    2true was disappointed

    by Abominable Snowcone

    with the lack of pencil kills in "Rambo."

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    2for2true has just told me to kill Joe from Marketing

    by just pillow talk

    I have to go now...to do the master's bidding.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Gulliver's Travels was originaly called

    by Kloipy

    2for2true's Travels, however it was only 1 page long and was just a picture of 2true stabbing someone in the mouth with his dick hanging out. People at the time called it "genius"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    see ya Pillow

    by Kloipy

    tell Joe to go eat a dick

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    2true's midichlorians

    by Abominable Snowcone

    once got in a fight with Drano, and Drano lost. Liquid Plumr has offered to market his jizz as a "deluxe" version of their drain cleaner, but 2true walked out of their offices leaving a wake of pencil-stabbed corpses.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Good one, kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    with "2true's Travels."

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    I would give anything to have 2true come in here right now

    by Kloipy

    even my unborn child

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    At night when my daughter asks

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Do you think God hears it when we pray to grandpa?"<p> I said, "Only if 2true lets him, sweetheart."

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:12 a.m. CST

    if there is anything at all that I will miss about Bush

    by Kloipy

    it's the hilarious debates against him and John Kerry, dear Lord he looked like a total idiot(which he is)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:13 a.m. CST

    guys, here is a great cartoon site

    by Kloipy

    def our humor<br> www.pbfcomics.com<br> it's really some funny shit

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    2true once banged Hillary Clinton in the ass

    by Lost Jarv

    and made her lick Bill's jizz off monica lewinsky's dress. <P>But they covered it up, because 2true knew that the American public couldn't handle the truth.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Those are hilarious

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I like "Game Boy" and "Guntron Alliance Force." And "Angels Caught."

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    That's a solid teaser poster

    by SpyGuy

    And it fits perfectly with the final scene from CASINO ROYALE where Bond caps Mr. White and then steps out looking all badass with his silenced HK UMP9. Since QUANTUM OF SOLACE (And yeah, I dig the title) picks up minutes after CASINO ROYALE, this teaser image makes perfect sense.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    They are funny

    by Lost Jarv

    I liked Miggs and The Man with no penis.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    "Suicide Train" is the best

    by Abominable Snowcone

    They just get funnier

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    my favorite is the one

    by Kloipy

    where the aliens try to burn a message into the moon but spell it wrong and it says "you guys sock!"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Or "not today little one"

    by Lost Jarv

    that made me laugh-

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    or The Pacific Council

    by Lost Jarv

    shit, they're all funny

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    I knew you guys would dig it

    by Kloipy

    it's good stuff

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    I like the today I will fly one

    by Kloipy

    the newspaper clip is so hilarious

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    If you look closely his head is

    by eric haislar

    Darth Vaders Helmet.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Poster = Action Packed Promises = :)

    by georges garvaren

    Bond is always great, even starring an all too handsome, unBond like Craig. I am a quivering titty when thinking of this film. Good luck!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Come on boys! Bear Boy and Bear Police!

    by just pillow talk

    Those are great! They should be attached to our Bear thread.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    How could I forget Bear Police?

    by Kloipy

    I'm slipping

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Did Warwick make these cartoons?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    2true is pleased.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Bear boy needs a slap though

    by Lost Jarv

    copying bears. Mind you, it could have been worse- Imagine if he'd copied paddington.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    here's a bear that meets an untimely fate

    by Kloipy

    http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF057-Raft_Friends.jpg

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    that link doesn't work

    by Kloipy

    just look up Raft Friends

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    he did eat his teachers throat out, so I must give him some credit for that bear-like move

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    cunt deserved it

    by Lost Jarv

    Banjo playing fruit. Bears aren't friends with birds. They just eat them

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Did you see Zthulu's Resurrection yet?

    by Kloipy

    that's a great one

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    he did deserve it

    by Kloipy

    however I love the look of dawning realization on his face

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Did anyone else notice...

    by masteryoda007

    I have a feeling the movie will follow on from the moment at the end of Royale when he spouts, "Bond, James Bond". The shadow looks like his exact pose at the end of Royale.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    I like the title Quantum of Solace too but

    by kafka07

    but don't be trashin the Octopussy

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    QUANTUM OF SALLY

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    OCtopussy is disturbing as a title

    by Lost Jarv

    does it mean 8 pussies? or one pussy with 8 tentacles. <P>It's very frightening.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:21 a.m. CST

    looky what they ran today?

    by Windowlicker74

    great attempty at being a retard

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Quantum of Leap

    by uss cygnus

    SAAAAAAAM!!!!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    I love how QoS...

    by The Bandit

    is shaping up so far. Poster looks great! Great tease, really works and the behind the scenes stuff gets me even more excited. As much as people want to bitch about the new title, I dont think '007' is the way to go. Sure it makes a certain kind of sense obviously, he's becoming 007 but hes not there yet, but still I think QoS is the better choice. It's a tricky thing not to slip back into the almost parody that some of the previous Bond movies bordered on. Bringing back characters like Q or Moneypenny I think would be a mistake unless handled very gently and gradually. It wouldnt do to suddenly have Moneypenny just appear on the scene and have a witty back and forth with Bond. Thats pure cheese and just doesnt fit with the Bond we now have and want to keep. If she is introduced she shouldnt even have a name, just be some office girl Bond interacts with in passing. M has all sorts of aides and assistants, it'd be silly for her to just suddenly have a little number 2 in Moneypenny. As for Q you could involve him a bit more in ways, but only briefly and not in every movie. First of all use his name Mjr. Boothroyd, and play him straight. The Bond/Q relationshiop much like the Bond/Moneypenny one, became a useless tacked on joke. No doubt MI6 has an armoury, tech people, etc. and so they should just play to the reality of that. What we dont want to see again is some inspector gadget like 'Q Branch' again. Still, love them as I may, I dont know if Q and Moneypenny have a place in the new Bond. Also acorvey25 is exactly right, Bond is a trained assassin being groomed to become a gentleman spy, a process hes still going through. And the title doesnt have to be, and isnt always, part of the theme song.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    You have it backwards, Lost Jarv

    by I Dunno

    Winehouse, Britney, Lohan, especially Robert Downey jr...they will all live to be 90. Like cockroaches. Random celebs like Heath Ledger ODs on Tylenol. <p>The only dead pool I ever won was as a kid, Kurt Cobain. 27 is the magic number for rock star deaths (Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Jopin,etc) so I picked 6 months after Cobain's 27th birthday. Took my winnings and bought a GnR CD. </p>

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Not sure I like the poster

    by veritasses

    I know using the shadow on the old road has lots of deeper meaning and it's a re-imagining so suppose it might be ok but Bond's weapon should be a Walther PPK, not an automatic. Also it reminds me more of "The Saint" then Bond.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    using Q is harder and harder nowadays.

    by I Dunno

    Q's best gadgets were sort of believable but just slightly ahead of our own technology. With today's technology, that's getting harder to achieve. You either get something lame like a belt that you can swing on or some sci-fi shit like a car with a Romulan cloaking device. <p>I'd like to see Q back but it would take some good writing and a lot of imagination.</p><p>There's no reason not to bring Moneypenny back though.</p>

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:46 a.m. CST

    music

    by DanboJohnJ

    hope they use the origonal music theme,not a dance bond theme like in the last few films,and give shirly bassy a crack at the main title song...more real instruments less fake drum machine shit

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    The Quantum of Pretentiousness

    by KillaKane

    By far an away the most cryptic and pretentious Bond Title yet, Meh!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    LOOKS OKAY - NOTHING EYE-POPPING

    by BringingSexyBack

    Anyone who saw Casino Royale will definitely be repeat customers. Great movie and if they can continue the style and up the action, then this'll be better. And let's get some more and better gadgets shall we? A defibrillator with a loose wire? WTF...

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    A VIEW TO A KILL WAS A STRANGE TITLE TOO

    by BringingSexyBack

    but turned out to be one of the better ones, and definitely had one of the best songs.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Sorry, I keep comin' and goin'

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Had to flirt with the office girls. One of 'em had cake for her birthday and offered me some. I told her to feed it to me, because I'm a bad baby.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    theme song should be done by

    by Kloipy

    The Gorillaz feat. Stephen Hawking on beat box

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    I don't have a problem with the title

    by Abominable Snowcone

    But they've GOT to know that they risk putting off some of the younger, or dumber, folks who don't know what it means or don't recognize it as a Bond picture.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    if they keep it just 007, kids might think that is the date the film opens

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Hawking will do the "Quantum" part. KWAN-TAM, K-K-K-KWAN-TAM!! Are you DOWN with a partiKULL con-ver-TURR

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    LOL abom, i can see it now

    by Kloipy

    you see all these sillouhettes of wheel chairs flying past the screen, while women chew on carrots and play with star-charts

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    For some reason I am reminded

    by skimn

    of The Road Warrior by that poster. And how kick ass would it have been if George Miller ever directed a Bond?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    this poster reminds me of

    by Kloipy

    Peter Pan 2: The Reckoning

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Daniel Craig as James Bond in Bingo Extravaganza

    by ArcadianDS

    I still think they should have rode the wave of excitement about watching a 95 minute poker game and followed it up with a 95 minute bingo tournament.<p> And I already have a 1st draft screenplay in my office called "Settlers Of Catan Fiesta" that would have made a nice mini-trilogy within the Bond legacy.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Daniel Craig is 007 in

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A Night at the Races. Virtual horse racing gets deadly when someone switches the DVDs at the VFW Hall.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    strike that pose, strike that pose

    by kabong

    and he strikes da da da da da like Quantum ooooooooooooooooooof Solace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p> Just make it better than Crapsino With Cheese.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    007: Balls of Vengeance

    by Kloipy

    They're swollen....with RAGE

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Top Gear Test Track?

    by kdoc13

    Ok, is it just me or does it now seem like there is only one place to drive a car in England and it's the same airfield they tape every Top gear at?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    007: Shadows of Midnight

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Better Bonds....

    by kdoc13

    By the way, to respond to an earlier post. There are way better bond's than Daniel Craig! But they vary by movie. The short list. Sean Connery - Dr. No. George Lazernby - OHMSS. Pierce Brosnan - Goldeneye. Sean Connery - Goldfinger. You can't top Connery, he invented the Movie James Bond. Craig is just trying to be a British Jason Bourne.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    James Bond in...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Kill This Guy and Screw That Girl.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    One last thing.

    by kdoc13

    Whoever suggested earlier that the new title be, 007: Stinkfist. I admit it, I laughed. And can only imagine the title sequence.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:22 a.m. CST

    in before the "HD-DVD is dead" guy

    by ArcadianDS

    who is posting his silly blog update on all the talkbacks.<p> Sorry dude - all gadgets reduce their prices after a year. How about for your next update, you report that the iPhone is dead now that they're selling at $100 less than the introductory price.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    kdoc

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I don't completely disagree with you that Craig came off like Damon's "Jason Bourne." But it must be remembered that Ludlum probably based his spy fiction on Bond, who existed years before. It would be unavoidable NOT to. It could be said that Damon played Bourne the way another actor might play an Americanized Bond. Craig, in portraying Bond, was merely harkening back to the roots of 007. Though I'm sure not consciously. And less suave than say, Connery, and more of a brute--but that was part of the story, not a choice by Craig. If I had any faults with the movie, it wasn't with Craig. I was impressed with his 00Debut.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    I like the new bond

    by Kloipy

    i was getting tired of the suave bond. In it's own way that's cool, but I like a Bond who doesn't take any shit and can get fucked up too.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Theme to Stinkfist

    by Abominable Snowcone

    In a time of danger<br> Will constipation be a total stranger<br> You're spreading yourself out<br> But it's hard to get it out<br> Who will save you<br> With a flick of his wrist<br> So deep inside you<br> He's giving you fits, he's...<br> Stink-Fiiiist<br> Something smells rotten in Denmark<br> Stink-Fiiiist<br> The streets of London reek of ass<br> He's no enema bandit<br> No self-serving lover<br> He'll check out your prostate<br> With his rubber glove-ah!<br> Stink-FIIIIST!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Craig as "more of a brute"

    by JAGUART

    This reboot has the opportunity to give Bond a character arc, and it would be wonderful to see in each successive film a refinement in his persona and methods, culminating in a Bond that's as suave or more, than Connery.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    you need an ode to true abom,

    by Lost Jarv

    or maybe a sonnet. <P>I can do a limerick: <P>There once was a thug called 2true, <P>Who'll stab you for something to do, <P>He will never squeel, <P>Just yell out "SHITHEEL" <P>You shitheels had best get a clue.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Casino Royale last scene...

    by idahomer

    Love that this is a direct sequel. (I said they would go that route last year. My bet is Craig will do four Bond movies, all inter-related, and then they will go with someone new.)<p> Anyway, her is a pic that matches the poster. http://tinyurl.com/2f8e22

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Jarv that was a great one!

    by Kloipy

    2for2true a Haiku<br> <br> 2true likes to stab<br> mouths are bloody with the pain<br> Shitheels mean nothing

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    This is why the Writer's strike should end NOW

    by ArcadianDS

    the original ending of Casino Royale had James Bond peering over his hand of cards, smirking and winking to the camera, and saying,<p> "go fish."

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:54 a.m. CST

    LOL "Go fish"

    by Kloipy

    what a 'joker'!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    off to lunch

    by Kloipy

    see you guys later

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Boring and Cool at the same time?

    by Norman Bates

    Is it possible? I think this poster proves it.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:01 a.m. CST

    this poster is more exciting

    by vaudeville villain

    than anything released on the new indy flick thus far (ie, dust and alien skulls).

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST

    This can't be better than Casino Royale

    by performingmonkey

    That movie was such a breath of fresh air for the series and Eva Green was just fucking perfect. Now this one is simply a sequel. Craig's Bond was already fucked up (albeit not entirely) in CR so he'll have to be insane in Quantum of Solace after Vesper's death. I hope they go dark as hell. Dark Bond worked very well in CR.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:07 a.m. CST

    A View to a Kill

    by Screwbini

    .....was an interesting title, but in my opinion the absolute WORST Bond movie ever. So much for titles.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Yum

    by Cat_Corporation

    Tasty poster. Looking forward to it!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Wait, it's coming out THIS YEAR?!?!?

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    HOLY CHRIST!! WHAT A YEAR!! Batman, Iron Man, Indy AND BOND?!?!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    HANNAH MONTANA 2: QUANTUM OF DUMBASS TWEENS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Parents! Take your kids to There Will Be Blood instead, for the love of God.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    2for2true Haiku

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Pencils are sharpened<br> Stab you in the fucking mouth<br> Shitheel observers<p> Your slack jaw agape<br> Blood tainting chysanthemums<br> Dying on a breeze

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    I guess using his shadow...

    by Acquanetta

    ...is one way to make Craig appear tall enough for Bond?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:50 a.m. CST

    BSB I agree

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Hannah has enough money. Wouldn't children prefer "Rambo?"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Pic

    by Embeedeuce

    Daniel Craig looks so old in that photo.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    No Country for Old Agents

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST

    the title is from a Bond short story

    by blackshuck

    in the Ian Fleming-penned "For Your Eyes Only"... just sayin

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    I heard in this one

    by Abominable Snowcone

    to prove his loyalty, Bond goes down on M like there's no tomorrow, and she nearly has a stroke. I saw an early promo shot of him walking out of the office, and there's flies buzzing around his mouth.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:22 p.m. CST

    LOL abom

    by Kloipy

    that is hilarious. he gives her a ride on the ol' Midnight Tongue Train

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    awesome.

    by frankenfickle

    awesome title, awesome poster. they've taken the garbage bond franchise and turned into something to really look forward to. good job.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Yeah, a little turf in her surf

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I'll bet Judy Dench was kinda good lookin' back in the day? Anybody know? How's she taste?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Once they added the Dame

    by Kloipy

    her flavor went up I hear. It's like a fine wine, better with age

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    loserguy

    by Kloipy

    is this about Jim Henson again?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    ABOM AND KLOIPY - GOING SOUTH ON THE GILF?!?!??!?!

    by BringingSexyBack

    OMG this aint right. She's a Dame for the Queen's sake. Is there nothing sacred? Now let's discuss what Bond does with her taint..

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    yes, not at all like creamed sardines mixed with bleu cheese. It's like honey with a hint of strawberries, and finger-lickin' good

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    007: The One Inch of Salt Lick

    by Kloipy

    that 'taint' right

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    it's a mixture

    by Kloipy

    of goat cheese, boisenberry, and just a hint of lilac

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Judy Dench's Vagina= Dannon Fruit on the Bottom

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    BSB you're probably right

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Dench did bring some class to the proceedings in the Brosnan era. I should be more polite and show some respect.<p> But to answer your question, I'll bet Bond nibbles her taint. You know, like playful little bites as she writhes and her eyes roll back in her head, and she digs her fingernails into his back and rakes him.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Kloipy, you just had to come out

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and praise her fruity goodness right there in the subject header! We'll both be banished! Oh well, that's more time for me to sprinkle my Grape Nuts into that fine peach cobbler.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Bond sometimes eats it with a spoon

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and takes his tea with it. And dips crackers in it.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    If I didn't get banned for the 1000's of Warwick Davis/Kathy Bates slippery vag/bears/flaming leg kicks/milfs/midnightmeattrain/mirajeff posts that I made on here I doubt (or at least hope)I wouldnt get banned for showing a little love to my Judie

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    007 Episode II: The Quantum Menace

    by pokadoo

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    I do respect Judy

    by Kloipy

    I think she's a great actress. Except I still can't understand why she was in that Riddick movie

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    N64 classic "GOLDENEYE" on Xbox 360 comin'!!!!

    by JDanielP

    Updated graphics which are translated from from the original. And it will be playable over Xbox LIVE in multiplayer mode. OOOOOh, yeah. That's MY shadow on the poster. (heh,heh)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    She was in Riddick?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I didn't see that one. Did anyone turn her sweet snatch into a Lunchable?

  • but did you see Notes on a Scandal? She was fucking awesome in that movie

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    I wish warwick davis would come in here

    by Kloipy

    I might get star-shocked though and not know what to say to him

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    No, but I just wikied her

    by Abominable Snowcone

    To educate myself. I didn't know she narrated a 1985 arthouse gay documentary, reading sonnets and shit. Good to know she's in touch with a wild side, although that's not the wild side I'm interested in.<p> Wherever Warwick is right now, hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table, I hope he knows I love that little ewok.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    holy shit abom

    by Kloipy

    "hiding in a newspaper machine or posing as an end table"-that made me choke on my coffee. That's good shit right there. I know, as much as we all talk about warwick, i think it is an unspoken fact that we all love the guy. I mean come on he IS the leprechaun!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    tiny penis?

    by BadMrWonka

    isn't anyone else bothered by the fact that Daniel Craig has shown his little Bond in other films, and it's fucking ridiculously tiny?<p>Bond should be packing heat! I always pictured Connery as swinging a baguette under there. Just can't look at Craig in his little swimsuit without shaking my head.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Wonka

    by Kloipy

    maybe we could get Long Dong Silver to play bond next time. Have him repel off building using he dick as his safety line. I didn't need to see Daniel Craig naked to know he was tiny, any guy who drives a car or uses guns like bond is trying to compensate for something downtown.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    I just read up on "Notes on a Scandal"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sounds positively sexy-licious. Did Dench and Blanchett ever get it on? Not that that would be my ideal saphorric relation to witness. I'm having an afternoon coffee, too BTW. We must jones for nicotine and caffeine about the same time.<p> Badwonka, perhaps it was cold. I give the guy credit for doing that, though. I'm Irish. I wouldn't show my non-aroused Mr. Hey NanniNanoo in a movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    If I was Bond

    by Kloipy

    I wouldn't use gadgets, I'd just go around slapping people to death with my gigantic Pink Willy Loman.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Hey kloips

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Braff" recently posted on the Indy IV TB saying he was sorry for saying whatever he said about Heath Ledger. <p> If Warwick Davis ever honored me by visiting my office, I might not know it--not if he's dressed as a tape dispenser or stapler. Do you think Carrie Fisher did some heavy petting on him back in '83?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    I'd spray people

    by Abominable Snowcone

    with my midichlorian fire hose, and yell "Take THIS, by God!"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I saw his apology

    by Kloipy

    I'm not posting anything to him because I dont think he is sincere. I mean the guy has been banned 3 times in the last 2 weeks, so that should tell us all something.<br> As for Dame Warwick Davis, I would probably kneel before him, just so you know, we could talk face to face. I think Carrie had more of a thing for what's her name, um, were there any other female characters in star wars?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    is it just me

    by Kloipy

    or does that one fish guy in star wars look like a cross between an asian and a mexican stereotype? I think Lucas might be racist and sexist.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    RADIOHEAD for Bond Theme.

    by cinemixtape.com

    Or if you can't get them, Muse is the next best thing. And remember guys, "Casino Royale" wasn't used for the theme song.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Shit, I gots to work

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Something came up, but I'll be back to disparage people and say inappropriate things later.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    muse=a shitty rip off of radiohead

    by Kloipy

    You can't even put those two bands in the league. Radiohead is light-years ahead of muse.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    see ya Abom

    by Kloipy

    work sucks

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Jarv! dude you were in an old TB with 2true for Hairspray

    by Kloipy

    also he is on Amazon as David H."2for2true" here is what he said in the tb for hairspray<br> Hairspray is far better musical than Grease... by 2for2true Mar 15th, 2007 08:42:54 AM I've seen both on stage, and while Grease made a great movie the staged version is pretty bad....so bad that the recent UK version actually added some tunes from the movie that weren't in the orginal broadway show. While I don't know how the movie will turn out, the braodway show was far more entertaining than just about anything else I've seen there in the past ten years, with the exception of The Producers. I think the music was written by the same guys that did the songs for the South Park movie....

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    2for2true also love Musicals?

    by Kloipy

    this man is an enigma!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Americans will never get this title

    by Ray Gamma

    If the producers of this flick want it to sell in America, they better drop the complicated title and change it to "Bond 22: Kick Ass Spy"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Ray

    by Kloipy

    either that or 007:Let Freedom Reign!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Bring Back the Walter

    by christian66

    I didn't like Bond's AK-47 at the end of CR. Shoulda been a Walther.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Er, uh...I mean...WALTHER

    by christian66

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Ray Gamma

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Yeah, I said something like that above. I'm okay with the title myself, but yeah they're alienating the young (American) audience with it. To Americans, it sounds like a movie about people quietly dying of old age in a home.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    TOO MANY FLAMES!!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Somehow.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:20 p.m. CST

    I'm sincere guys...

    by Braffed

    Seriously, I might be alot of things, but I stick to my word. I am truly sorry. I tried to log on earlier...but the powers to be banned me (again). It does suck what happened to Ledger. Although I never cared for him as an actor, it suckes to go like that.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:32 p.m. CST

    I am looking forward to see how they translate....

    by travis-dane

    the title into german.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    He had a sniper rifle at the end of the first one

    by skywalkerfamily

    not a machine gun, if that's what they were going for.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Royale was AWESOME...Quantum of Solace

    by FleshMachine

    will be too. fuck y'all

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    it's the same gun...a decked out H&K.

    by FleshMachine

    not a sniper rifle

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    casino was ok...

    by Braffed

    This new title sounds like a new album from Enigma

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    travis

    by Kloipy

    it will probably come out to be like 007:The Cathedral of Puppies

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Death to Ray Gamma

    by Spoiler_Man

    You suggesting Americans are stupid? Fuck you. Dunno where your from but wherever it is, its a shithole compared to the United States of America. The USA owns your ass. We could destroy you if we wanted. Think about that one pipsqueak.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Americans are dumb?

    by skywalkerfamily

    We didn't invent Yahoo Serious.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST

    It should be QUANTA OF SOLACE

    by chrth

    So, it's like, multiple quantums of Solace. So there's more solace to share.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Nov. 2008? Holy--Barack Obama's got a gun!

    by Sherman_Lives

    Gotta admit, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that tall, thin shadow. Am I a bad person?

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Other movies almost ruined by bad titles

    by ArcadianDS

    Espoused One, I have Indelibly Reduced the Offspring.<p> Interstellar Conflicts III: Retribution Of The Solitary Paladin.<p> Cessation, Erstwhile My Matriarch Will Discharge!<p>

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Spoiler_Man

    by Kloipy

    really? you actually believe that? I'm an american and we are easily slipping from our superpower status. It's people like you who will be the downfall of this country, thinking that you are better than the rest of the world. I mean just look at the bang up job america has done in iraq so far. We have depleted our troop numbers, the world hates us, our economy is shit, so don't go spouting off bullshit like that when we have nothing to back it up with.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    The Bitch Is Still Dead

    by polyh3dron

    That's what the title should have been.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    In this episode, Jimbo Bond learns to eat with a fork.

    by kabong

    As a dumbass field agent or whatever he never had to know which spoon he should use to slurp his soup. But now that Vesper is *spoiler* dead, he must learn to mix with embassy diplomats and stuff, so this is going to be a tremendous cinematic achievement. <p> Alternate title: Fuckill <p> See, like it's a play on the "k" in both words, sort of like enjambement, which is a fancy word that Bond will learn about in "More Quantum of More Solace," which will be sequeled by "Even More Quantum of Even More Solace," which will show Jimbo Bond back at the card table for over an hour, pursing his collagened lips and saying, "Got any jacks?"

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:06 p.m. CST

    I think it's a great title.

    by Rakafraker

    After the crap that Bond went through in CR? Remember the bottomless chair torture scene? Poisoning/DEATH? Not to mention the love angle. I think he's due for just a smidgen of respite, to rest and reflect! <p>It kinda hit me a bit odd when I first heard it, but now that I've had a bit to mull the meaning of it, knowing that it picks up almost right where it leaves off, I'm all aboard. Thankfully they didn't go with just 007 for the title.<p>That preview got the heart pumping, even though it's not Campbell again. I agree with others on here that jerky-cam moves aren't for everyone. I like to see the best angles clearly. Quick pan and zoom moves are frustrating. I enjoy being able to watch a movie many times and see different things in the action scenes.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Carbunkle Of Confusion!?

    by FILMFUNK

    It looks good, very clean and they say 2twice as good (which they always say) so i guess i'll just have to get used to the very un-Bondlike title after the very return to Bond title that was Casino Royale. Least Bond movies are watchable again and i don't really give a tit about the title really.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Is he holding....

    by eXcommunicated

    ...an MP5 with a silencer? Call of Duty 4 player here. ;)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:18 p.m. CST

    David Arnold is no John Barry

    by kwisatzhaderach

    It must be said.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:21 p.m. CST

    The title - Quantum of Solace

    by kwisatzhaderach

    sounds very good to me now. Classy. Certainly much better than Tomorrow Never Dies, The World is Not Enough and Die Another Day. Ugh.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Yes it is a MP5 with silencer.......

    by travis-dane

    I think Bond killed Mr.White with that one.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:34 p.m. CST

    DELETED EXCERPT FROM CASINO ROYALE

    by Prossor

    Bond: Did you know that i'm a gaybo? <br> <br> Vesper: Really. But what i really wanted to know was the type of watch you wear? <br> <br> [Bond turns to camera] <br> Bond: OMEGA!!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:44 p.m. CST

    By Popular Demand - Quantum Of Solace Verse 2

    by 69DUDE

    I'm Jimmy B bitches, don't need no gadgets or Q. I'm an everyman now, just like you. No rocket-propelled invisio-car, or laser watch. Just my jug-eared charm, and a knee in the crotch. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! What is? I don't know either. It's a Quantum Of Solace!!! G-G-Gun..and hot beaver. Watch me now!!! OW!!!!! (guitar solo)

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 5:52 p.m. CST

    Every saga has a beginning!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Is missing from the poster.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Presidential Elections

    by 69DUDE

    Maybe I'm tuning in late to this event, but if it was a choice between The Stepford Wife and Tuvok. I say.....VOTE TUVOK!!!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Marc Forster

    by Series7

    Not sure how he is going to turn out as a director. I think his stuff has been pretty boring. Don't know why Martin Campbell can't just keep on directing Bond. He's made the best (2) Bonds ever.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:53 p.m. CST

    This movie looks so good that, instead of dying today

    by monorail77

    I think I'll die....another day.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Series7

    by kwisatzhaderach

    But Campbell didn't direct From Russia With Love and The Living Daylights.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Jackie Boy

    You're referring to the guy in the Falcon with Lando in Jedi, right? Aw hells yeah that motherfucker's a racist.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:05 p.m. CST

    ATTN: Following Talkbackers

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Abominable Snowcone<br>Lost Jarv<br>Kloipy<p>You guys are awesome

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 9:17 p.m. CST

    The Phantom of Menace

    by Pipple

    Gosh I couldn't care less about the new bond.Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrated.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Quantum of Solace

    by Teddy Artery

    Is hands-down the absolute worst title in the history of Bond films. The worst, Jerry... THE WORST!

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:32 p.m. CST

    The TREK guys should pay close attention...

    by NoHubris

    ...and take copious notes when it comes to the BOND team's techniques on rebooting a franchise. Case in point: like Harry, even though I'm not totally cool with the title, I still want to see the movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Great poster

    by TerryMalloy

    Whoever wrote "The Vagina Imperative" as a Bond title is a genius by the way. That is the funniest fake title I've read on AICN.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11 p.m. CST

    Teddy Artery

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Someone said Quantum of Solace belonged in the Seinfeld cineplex alongside Death Blow, Rochelle, Rochelle, and Prognosis Negative. Best. Post. Ever.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:04 p.m. CST

    It kind of looks like it is going to be a Tarantino movie

    by TerryMalloy

    by the looks of the poster.

  • Feb. 7, 2008, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Then of course, there's Abom's List

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Which deserves to be framed.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:36 a.m. CST

    dumb title

    by redkamel

    what the hell is a quantum of solace? a discrete unit of lonliness? what does that even mean?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:59 a.m. CST

    Cheers Cholera

    by Lost Jarv

    and Braff- your apology doesn't make any difference. Kloipy has ignored you because he is basically a gentleman. I feel no such compunction and will tell you straight out that your glib insincere apology does not make up for the billions of pathetic "OWNED" posts you put up. <P>You can, dear boy, go and fuck yourself repeatedly and without lube. <P>Don't make me fetch 2true to "pencilise" you.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:33 a.m. CST

    I do wish they kept Campbell

    by criticalbliss

    Casino Royale, to me, was the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" of the Bond series. Admittedly, I'm not a huge Bond fan, but that film got me excited at the prospect of the character. However, after seeing the poster (great image) and the clip below, count me in. Let's hope they keep the serious tone and the more interesting take on a "civilized" killer who isn't all that civilized after all.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:42 a.m. CST

    Have you already noticed..

    by DonnieDorko

    That James Bond's shadow is going towards the sun? That's a badass shadow..

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Ocean's 007

    by Jeff_Fries

    Starring Daniel Craig's shadow and some concrete

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4:38 a.m. CST

    I heard that True once "mounted" THE BATES

    by Lost Jarv

    It takes a brave man to do that. <P>but 2true is more machine than man nowadays

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4:48 a.m. CST

    I also heard a rumour

    by Lost Jarv

    whispered from the shadows that 2true doesn't use a towel when he gets out of the shower. He just shakes himself dry like a dog.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4:49 a.m. CST

    and I heard that 2true

    by Lost Jarv

    once slapped Zack Braff with a bear for being a smug untalented git that gave us probably the worst film of the first decade of the 20th century (The Last Kiss). True has no respect for scrubs either. He said it isn't as funny as it thinks it is.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4:52 a.m. CST

    if 2true were a TV show

    by Lost Jarv

    then the TV would just explode with the sheer awesomeness of it. It would be called "Shitheel" and would feature 2true as a lone pencil armed avenger cleaning up the streets of his hood. Soundtrack would be by The Beatles. True would use his powers to ressurrect John Lennon and George Harrison, and once they'd finished recording, he would allow them to feast on McCartney's brain.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:31 a.m. CST

    hmm, I'm all by myself

    by Lost Jarv

    DONT WANT TO BE ALL BY MYSEL-E-ELF

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 6:30 a.m. CST

    2for2true says Braff will have a pencil sticking

    by just pillow talk

    out of his head before the day is out. The Law of 2for2true has been spoken.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 6:32 a.m. CST

    the TV show would actually have to be a mini-series..

    by just pillow talk

    that would be shown every day until eternity, because 2for2true = "sheer awesomeness". He's also just peachy goodness and slightly amazing.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 6:49 a.m. CST

    Jesus Christ guys,I saw a dude in my Shopping....

    by travis-dane

    mall and he had a FUCKING pencil in his hand.......and he gave me the "LOOK".......gulp......I ran away screaming!I think 2for2true is out there to get us..........2for2true can see beyond our User ID`s!Watch out guys,2for2true is out there!JESUS!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 6:59 a.m. CST

    2for2true is all-knowing...all-powerful

    by just pillow talk

    I pray for your soul travis...

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:07 a.m. CST

    2for2true will STAB my soul too!

    by travis-dane

    I am going to Hell.....

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:08 a.m. CST

    He's not coming to get me, pillows, abom, or Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    we're his acolytes. We're busy paving the way for the arrival of the one true god 2for2true. You'd better do some serious worship to avoid the pencilgeddon that is coming.<P>It's said that his arrival will coincide with the sun being put out, the seas will boil with blood, and frogs will simply cease to exist.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:09 a.m. CST

    what few know,

    by Lost Jarv

    is that he doesn't hide behind a User ID. His name ACTUALLY IS 2for2true.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:11 a.m. CST

    morning guys

    by Kloipy

    happy friday! Jarv did you read that you my post about you and 2for being in a tb awhile ago together?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:12 a.m. CST

    I did. I don't remember the TB, but I assume

    by Lost Jarv

    it is before he ascended to greatness. <P>Was it my old Lost Prophet ID?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:14 a.m. CST

    yeah it was back in the LP days

    by Kloipy

    it was for Hairspray I believe

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    2true once bitch slapped Cthulhu

    by Kloipy

    he's the only man to put the Old Ones in their places

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    what the hell was I doing in there?

    by Lost Jarv

    I fucking hate musicals. <P>It must have been a really slow day.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:26 a.m. CST

    2true still believes in Santa Claus

    by Lost Jarv

    and will stab any shitheel that says Santa doesn't exist TO DEATH with an eraser. <P>He's actually going to force santa into existence through sheer will power.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:28 a.m. CST

    2true only shows up in negative in photographs

    by Kloipy

    and yet on film he is unable to be seen

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    i found myslef in another Hairspray tb before

    by Kloipy

    so don't feel too bad. What's this about rob zombie directing a Conan remake? did he not learn his lesson last time?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:30 a.m. CST

    only 2true's left side casts a shadow

    by Lost Jarv

    Creepy. <P>Also, only his hands have a reflection.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:31 a.m. CST

    I think that is probably the worst idea. Ever.

    by Lost Jarv

    Even if they cast the corpse of Charlie Chaplin as Conan. <P>You have to wonder about what sort of fucking idiots are in authoritah in the studios.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Oh YES!

    by Lost Jarv

    Rob Zombie set to re-imagine Conan the Barbarian. Warwick Davis cast as both young and old conan. He's setting it in missouri, and COnan will be raised in a trailer park where he gets viciously beaten and sodomised by his moonshine addicted father. Conan will wreak bloody havok on the school that mocked him and the pupils that gave him a daily wedgie. Hilarity ensues, kids love it. Soundtrack by Mott the hoople.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    It's just so sad, the state of movies

    by Kloipy

    when you get maybe 5 really wonderful movies a year, and 20 good, and the rest are shit. I saw the new trailer for the Will Smith debacle Hancock the other day. That's going to probably make billions, but it looks like utter shit

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    Zombie should remake Gummo

    by Kloipy

    that's right up his ally. soundtrack by Atom Ant

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    I've never heard of it. But I hate will smith

    by Lost Jarv

    and some cock-end in the Conan TB actually said the original Halloween was boring. <P>I requested he turned in his geek card.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Zombie should remake Kids

    by Lost Jarv

    soundtrack by System of a Down

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:39 a.m. CST

    It is no remake Kloipy,they will start all over.....

    by travis-dane

    nothing to do with the old movies.I think Zombie could do it.He has the sex and violence thing going for him.And the movie will have no plot(we no it will have none),so it is up to violence and fucking!Enough for me.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    LOL I just read that

    by Kloipy

    How can you not like the OG Halloween? It's a fucking classic, and then to go on to say the the remake is better? That's some low down dirty shit

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:41 a.m. CST

    Travis

    by Kloipy

    I just think the guy should just stick to his own stuff.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    "We know it will have none"......

    by travis-dane

    idiot,travis,idiot!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Rob Zombie Presents The Cunt-ry Bears

    by Kloipy

    soundtrack by Wilson Phillips

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Travis that is heresay

    by Lost Jarv

    Go and sit in the corner until you feel better. <P>Zombie cannot direct his piss into a toilet bowl <P>Fucking torture porn arsehole. Would you really want a TP Conan, Travis, would you?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    Rob Zombie Presents the "don't-care bears"

    by Lost Jarv

    It's about a group of flourescent redneck bears that are into moonshine and incest. They go on a kill frenzy armed with banjo strings. Soundtrack by The Cure

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    have you guys seen the trailer for Poughkeepsie Tapes yet?

    by Kloipy

    i know Mori liked it but I can't tell you how fucking sick and tired I am of the home-cam/torture porn bullshit.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Rob Zombie Presents I Spit on Your Grave

    by Kloipy

    perfect venue for him, torture, rape, retards. soundtrack by Enya

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST

    I like The Devil`s Reject!

    by travis-dane

    but since I dont jerk off to it,it is no porn to me,it is just the good old violence!I have not seen the Halloween "reimaganing" yet.I give Rob a chance,but I dont think he will get it anyway.It will end up with Paul WS Anderson or the Rat or somebody like that.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 7:51 a.m. CST

    travis, do yourself a favor and rent Zombie's Halloween

    by Kloipy

    and after the first 5 minutes when you start getting bored, and then the 'love hurts' montage comes on, and you see why zombie doesn't understand Myers you will know what we mean. I liked Rejects too, but Zombie needs to make his own shit not tread over a classic

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Jarv, I saw great clip from Troma's Poultrygiest

    by Kloipy

    it had these 2 teens fucking in a graveyard, and these skeletal hands started coming out of the ground then the groundskeeper came out and started watching them and jerkin' it, and then a zombie hand fisted him the whole way from his ass out his mouth and then pulled all his guts out his ass. Some classic shit right there

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:03 a.m. CST

    Kloipy,I cannot compare Conan and Halloween.....

    by travis-dane

    I just keep a open mind and see where they go with Conan.I think the first Conan movie was really good and they should have left it there(the sequel....argh!).So if they want to start from scratch,they should get an crazy director(like Millius was back then)and go total over the top with the violence(no LOTR PG-13 shit).Or Sly should direct(he knows how to do that).But I dont know who could play Conan.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    That's ace Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    Travis- I know English is your second language so I'll explain. The definition of Pornography does not necessarily include sexual gratification. <P>Basically, TP is when an obscene, gratuitous level of damage is inflicted for the Audience's pleasure. <P>I quite liked the Devil's rejects. I fucking hated 1000 corpses though.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    I agree on the over the top violence

    by Kloipy

    but I just dont like Zombie as a director and I don't think he could do a good Conan. And by God if it has any fucking rednecks in it I will scream

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    He has the wrong visual style for it.

    by Lost Jarv

    He's fundamentally wrong on every level. <P>He doesn't understand the source material, is stylistically wrong, and has no proper track record. Just an awful choice.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    There isn't a force strong enough

    by Lost Jarv

    to make me watch Poughkeepsie Tapes . <P>Not even 2true

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    the name Rob Zombie and the word Epic don't mix

    by Kloipy

    Just look at his trailer for Grindhouse, even when he tries to be funny it just came off as boring and lazy and it was only 3 minutes long

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:13 a.m. CST

    I think Zombie will not get the job........

    by travis-dane

    but who could do an 100mill. Conan movie?Any ideas.I think Sly should do it.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Also regarding "OVER THE TOP VIOLENCE"

    by Lost Jarv

    he can't do that either. He does gritty realistic looking violence- which is pretty typical of TP. <P>Remaking I spit on your grave, however, is a FUCKING brilliant idea. The original is hardly a classic, and it's the perfect aesthetic for him. <P>Although I loathed his grindhouse trailer (not quite as much as I hated Death Proof), it did give us the immortal "And Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu"

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    who should do it?

    by Lost Jarv

    MILIUS. <P>If he isn't dead.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:18 a.m. CST

    or George Miller

    by Lost Jarv

    or NEIL MARSHALL. <P>I know that is a bit of a weird choice, but his movies so far have looked a lot bigger than their budget, and I bet he could do epic. But I nominate him for everything.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:19 a.m. CST

    i don't think I ever talked to you about Death Proof

    by Kloipy

    I think when I first saw it my brain tried to force me to think that it was good, but overtime I beat my brain into submission and made it realize that the movie sucked. Don't get me wrong, I loved Kurt, and the car crash/chase, but the movie was just bad, way too drawn out and I just wasn't feeling it. I really like Planet Terror, because it was just a balls to the wall action/horror flick, Death Proof just gets so much good press on here, and I really don't know why

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:20 a.m. CST

    watched the trailer for Doomsday last night

    by Kloipy

    I'm looking forward to it now actually. Just cause it's Marshall. I just got around to seeing Dog Soldiers a few months back and loved that as well

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    I allways had the impression that Death Proof....

    by travis-dane

    is one of the most hated movies around here.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Death Proof

    by Lost Jarv

    The problem with death proof is that it is Tarantino trying to be tarantino. He writes fucking horrible dialogue for women, and as cool as Kurt was, the film just dragged. It was like Sex and The City with car chases. <P>I like Planet Terror as well, and Cannot wait for Doomsday. We'd better get it before America, so I can watch it opening night and post a glowing chlorophyll laden review of it here.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST

    LOL it was like SATC

    by Kloipy

    I'm sure you will get it before us, but our ending will probably be changed to have ghosts or some other stupid bullshit like they pulled with the descent

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Fucking hell,

    by Lost Jarv

    I don't think so. <p>Everywhere just says March, and there's been bugger all promotion of it.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST

    What was the U.S. ending of Descent......

    by travis-dane

    here in Germany we had the "She`s crazy and stays in the cave" ending.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    even my wife loved the Descent

    by Kloipy

    and she hates most horror movies, she was so into it though.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    luckily I saw the UK ending

    by Kloipy

    but the American ending had her just end with seeing the ghost of Juno in the car and cut to credits

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Wow,that sucks......

    by travis-dane

    And I wanna see Doomsday right now!RHONA MITRA!oohhhh....

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Yeah, My missus loves the Descent too

    by Lost Jarv

    I think it's pretty unique amongst horror films that women really seem to dig it. <P>The US Ending was a fucking travesty, it really dilutes the intensity of that last scene. <P>I cannot find details of the UK release date anywhere. I want to go and see this one in the Cinema as he is one of our finest talents, and therefore should be supported. <P>Don't make me buy a pirate copy Universal- Just bring it out in London on March 1st.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Rhona Mitra is intensely fuckable

    by Lost Jarv

    but an absolutely shocking actress. Her presence in Doomsday worries me. A lot.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    I don't think I've read a good review of the movie yet

    by Kloipy

    which kind of worries me as they all seem to share the same complaints about it

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    did you guys see 28 Weeks Later

    by Kloipy

    if so what did you think

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    I've read a few

    by Lost Jarv

    It's got a real feel of EFNY about it. <P>EFNY was panned when it came out, and even blade runner didn't get raves. <P>I don't care, reviews could say that it is fucking dire and I still want to go to see it.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    28 Weeks Later was so awful that I actually

    by Lost Jarv

    lost some of my love for the original. <P>I saw it last night for the first time and I fucking hated it.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Ok guys,my Girlfriend liked the Descent too.....

    by travis-dane

    maybe it is a chick flic and we did not get that........maybe we are pussys.......which brings me back to RHONA!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    thank God you understand that that movie sucked shit out of Bate's asshole. I don't know why people on here seem to love it so much. It's one of the worst horror movies I've seen in a LONG time

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    and I know this is a petty stupid whinge about it

    by Lost Jarv

    but there is one point when they are in the docklands and he says that the rendevouz point is in Regent's Park but they have 4 minutes to make it. <p>I'm sorry, but the fucking flash couldn't make it in 4 minutes. Then they don't even go to Regent's Park. They go somewhere else (I think it was parliament hill), and from there they have to make it to Wembley in 20 mins. Again, impossible. <P>My problem with this is that they picked pretty iconic bits of London, and the fact that they could not be arsed with any sort of realism, in a faux-documentary film, fucked me off no end. It was like they picked names that Americans would recognise. <P>Lazy, shitty film-making. It reminds me of when that hack Eli Roth couldn't be bothered to change the street signs from Czech to Slovakian in hostel.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Other problems with it:

    by Lost Jarv

    1) The Opening scene. Yeah Carlyle ran away, because his wife inexplicably became attached to this kid. Fair enough, but the cack handed attempt to inject some pathos into it made me want to vomit. <P>2) His Kids, crap actors, pointless characters. Just shit- really they only existed to get the infection into the quarantine zone. <P>3)Americans. Nope, gung-ho flyboys were not needed. <P>4)Stupidity. It was a fucking moronic film. Typhoid Mary gets in. Carlyle gives her a snog when no-one is around. They wholesale lift the Eye-popping from the original, and zomkbie carlyle is still together enough to use his code to get out. Plus, the fucking Army's plan B was "Nuke The place" and they resorted to it cheerfully and far too quickly. <P>I hated it, and can go on for ages about how bad it was.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    it was just all around bad

    by Kloipy

    i mean, ripping off the eye gouging scene from the first one, having the mother somehow make it back to london, would the rage-victims still just tear her to shreds instead of just infecting her? Was the movie supposed to be scary? because it wasnt.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    when the eye part came up

    by Kloipy

    I was like "no way they are going to do that agai....oh they are."

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9 a.m. CST

    It was just horrible

    by Lost Jarv

    And I was going to watch the original again tonight, but I think I'll leave it until the fetid stench of the sequel goes.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Stealing the Eye Popping scene

    by Lost Jarv

    was unforgivable. It was a fucking lazy film and you can tell Boyle did not give a fuck about it. You can also tell that the director was Spanish, and that the studio were desperate to squeeze a second sequel out of it (When it already holds the award for most unneccessary sequel ever) so finsihed it in Europe.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    and yet it gets praised in here constantly

    by Kloipy

    people talking about how it's such a political movie. It's really not and what political aspect in the film is about as subtle as an elephant sitting on your face

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Wow Jarv,you know how to turn a film to shreds....

    by travis-dane

    you should do your own "movieshredding" website.I liked the dude who played the Sniper,he was the only good thing in the movie(and the only "good" death in the movie)and of course the Helicopter scene(was oldschool fun).

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:21 a.m. CST

    The politcal aspect of the film

    by Lost Jarv

    could not have been less subtle- OOOOOH ASYLUM SEEKERS BAD, YOU BAD AUDIENCE, YOU VERY STUPID, WE REPEAT UNTIL UNDERSTAND. <p>And the helicopter bit was quite fun. <P>It's a mystery why it is so praised.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    it's the Children of Men of Zombie movies

    by Kloipy

    not really at all

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Romero is the best at zombies

    by Kloipy

    I think we can all agree on that. Just something about the guy he just makes his actors seem realistic like you would expect a zombie to act.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    RE:"Children of Men of Zombie movies"

    by travis-dane

    hehehehe.......Kloipy.funky!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    that is funny Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    And Romero is indeed the best. Even Land of the Dead is better than almost all pretenders.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    heading out for a smoke

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:30 a.m. CST

    That's a good idea.

    by Lost Jarv

    I think I'll do that

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    I think that it would be great if that political TB stayed

    by Lost Jarv

    forever. <P>It's like an asshole black hole- It just pulls everyone that wants to talk about politics in. Leaving the others for us to crack jokes in, or talk about anything we want.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    i saw you guys started talking about pastreys in there

    by Kloipy

    that gave me a good laugh

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    It was priceless/

    by Lost Jarv

    have you been in recently. They're calling for us so it can stay in the top 10. They can kiss my arse.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    I just checked it out like a day ago

    by Kloipy

    I'll have to take a peek

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    nope, they don't deserve us.

    by Lost Jarv

    Boring, earnest fucks. They do not deserve our brand of genius.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    even BSB was calling for us

    by Kloipy

    I'll talk politics every once in a while, but today is not that day.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    and I've been disgusted at some of the fascists

    by Lost Jarv

    posting in there

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Nobody calls for travis........

    by travis-dane

    hhhhmmmmmm......thats good.or not?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Fuck BSB.

    by Lost Jarv

    Clown. If he was half as funny as he thinks he is it would be alright. <P>I have no problem disagreeing with someone, but he is a nasty piece of work- and I hate the ALL CAPS unfunny headings.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    I think it's that we drive the numbers up-

    by Lost Jarv

    I wouldn't worry about it. <P>The funny thing is that if we did go in then it would be the end of their little politics forum- we'd monopolise it with bears/ milfs/ remakes/warwick/ THE BATES etc.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    yeah they should know better by now

    by Kloipy

    the closest it would come to politics is us calling for 2true to be dictator of the world

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    2true would not be dictator

    by Lost Jarv

    Everybody would worship him- he would be loved, honoured and feared. <P>Especially now he owns a calligraphy pen.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Dear Lord help us all

    by Kloipy

    it's his signature of doom

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    oh yes 399th

    by Lost Jarv

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    and 400th

    by Lost Jarv

    It's only fun shouting out on the big numbers

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    yeah like in the Bear tb

    by Kloipy

    we got to shout numbers like 1,600th!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    I nearly got into an argument with BRaffed then

    by Lost Jarv

    that would have been terrible.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:22 a.m. CST

    when was that?

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    nevermind, just saw it

    by Kloipy

    I almost posted something to him. I wrote it out and everything but then just decided to erase it

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    that's exactly what I did

    by Lost Jarv

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Guys, Braffed is on his knees

    by TerryMalloy

    begging for mercy. You have a sword in your hand. What do you choose to do?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:43 a.m. CST

    i'm not even making up with the guy

    by Kloipy

    weeks of fucking hateful shit in 2 seperate Obit TB's, then he gets banned comes back, acts like a total asshole, follows me and Finky around to different tb's just to start shit, gets banned, comes back, becomes friends with Animalballs, gets banned again, comes back and wants to make friends now? Fuck that I say. To Terry, I'd give the thumbs down a la Gladiator

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Fuck him,

    by Lost Jarv

    pointles OWNED posts, vile hateful shit, TB Stalking, and worst of the lot- making friends with AnimalBalls. <P>Throw the cunt to the wolves.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Very well, I will give him the thumbs down

    by TerryMalloy

    and then have him thrown to the wolves.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    I'm going to lunch, if I don't see you have a great weekend my friend

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    you momma

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    whew...

    by Braffed

    i was up all week wondering about my fate at the hands of Sloppy and his gang of bad-ass TB'ers. OWNED!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Geez Sloppy....

    by Braffed

    You know your going to see Jarv this weekend at the Gay pride rally. Relax pumpkin

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    oh shit...

    by Braffed

    I'm going to get banned again.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    we can only hope you will

    by Kloipy

    but like the troll you are you'll be back, probably as Brafffucker08

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Oh Sloppy...

    by Braffed

    you're priceless!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    (sighs, rolls eyes)

    by Jackie Boy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    OMG...

    by Braffed

    Sloppy and Jarv even smoke together. nice!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Kloipy, Jarv, Terry - some asspickles never learn

    by finky089

    Assbraff is one of them. The worst thign about attention whores is that they're harder than fleas to get rid of. <p> You can ignore them all you want, but they just won't shut the fuck up. But once you've paid attention to them, they only get worse. <p> Hence braff following people from one TB to another last week like a pathetic attention-starved puppy.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    And, Rhona Mitra- possibly the hottest lady I've never heard of

    by finky089

    ;)

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    The worst thign?

    by Braffed

    Funky can't spell!!! However, Sloppy said that he can do other things very well.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Terry

    by Kloipy

    I thought you were throwing him to the wolves man? What happened :)

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Terry's scared...

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    GODDAMNIT

    by Jackie Boy

    This was my favorite talkback in a while, you know, the buds type interactivity between users....You dick.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    I understand Jackie

    by Kloipy

    any time he comes in it turns into this shit again

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Braffed

    by TerryMalloy

    I don't get scared. Especially of thirteen year old girls.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:28 p.m. CST

    priceless Terry...

    by Braffed

    you are as quick as ever.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:31 p.m. CST

    everywhere, thirteen year old girls are appalled

    by just pillow talk

    by that comparison. However, drippy little vomiting whores are not. Welcome to their club Braffed, you shitheel (bows in 2for2true's direction).

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Pillow...

    by Braffed

    Thanks for the warm welcome, but your mom beat you to it. Speaking of your mom, can you please ask her to call me?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Braffed, are you not loved at home?

    by just pillow talk

    Are you beaten by your daddy or mommy? No friends? One inch cock?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    actually,

    by Braffed

    I'm not loved at home. That's why i go o strip clubs to pay someone to love me. That reminds me, I owe your mom 2 dollars. OWNED

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    OWNED

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Pillow

    by Kloipy

    he is a drippy little whore isn't he

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    I can't wait until I check this site tonight

    by Kloipy

    and see all of Braffed's post gone again

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    and here comes Sloppy, right on cue

    by Braffed

    Seriously, bro. Why do you always have to start with me? You are pathetic.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Your mom? Owned?

    by Jackie Boy

    He must feel proud telling all his friends at recess how he totally burned a bunch of r-tards on teh internets, lolz. By the way, are you gonna finish those Fruit Gushers?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Sloppy,

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    are you going to tell on me again?

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    yes Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    Too bad he's not old enough to go to strip clubs, cause he really needs to get closer than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    glovedone

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    should say...

    by just pillow talk

    needs to get closer to a female than three desks over from that hot chick in his Algebra class.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    no one likes you!

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    he doesn't need a woman Pillow

    by Kloipy

    he already is a vagina

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    it is rare that a talkbacker is universally hated..

    by just pillow talk

    like you glovedone.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Algebra?

    by Jackie Boy

    He's still struggling with fractions! Teeheehee the geography teacher said "Lake Titicaca!"

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Can we please talk about the new Indiana Jones movie?

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    like I said before

    by Kloipy

    you can tell how cool he is just because he teamed up with Animalballs

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    I was giving him the benefit of the doubt Jackie...

    by just pillow talk

    but you're right.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    YOu hate me?

    by Braffed

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    very true...you have to be a stupid cunt

    by just pillow talk

    to agree with AS, whose comments in the past are just ridiculous.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    James Bond movie is gonna rock

    by Braffed

    I can't wait!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:51 p.m. CST

    have a good weekend Kloipy...

    by just pillow talk

    And Jackie...don't worry about the drippy little whore. He'll be banned again before you know it.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Bye.

    by Braffed

    Thanks for playing. you suck. OWNED!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    see ya Pillow

    by Kloipy

    take care my friend

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Pilow talk is a gay name

    by Braffed

    OWNED!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Kloipy's last was such a good post to end this on...

    by Jackie Boy

    it takes 10 minutes to come up with a gay owned joke?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Jackie Boy..

    by Braffed

    takes one to know one! OWNED! Braff rules

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    He's got a quick wit Jackie

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Yes I do, Sloppy

    by Braffed

    In the words of Zack Braff.."I rule!"

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:11 p.m. CST

    I thought Casino Royale was ok..

    by Braffed

    I appriate the way the writers tried to take Bond back to his origins. I didn't care for all the shooting though. He should just kill everyone with his quick wit, like me.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST

    F

    by finky089

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST

    U

    by finky089

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Braff

    by finky089

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Where's TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION again?

    by finky089

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Oh, right. He's banging your sister silly while your mom

    by finky089

    wishes she'd aborted you at the high school prom. jesus, you're a fuck-up, Glovey.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    finky

    by Jackie Boy

    I was just thinking of TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION too!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    glovedone/braff felt the wrath of TFD last week, Jackie

    by Kloipy

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4 p.m. CST

    NFM

    by blackwood

    I realize this talkback has mostly turned into a date but I just wanted to publicly register how kickass I think this poster is. It is kickass.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Casino Royale was great.

    by skywalkerfamily

    The first hour and 20 minutes or so was great, but it dragged near the end. The sinking building was well done, though.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:22 p.m. CST

    LOVE IS A LOSING GAME FOR BOND THEME

    by vrblknch

    NUFF SAID. By Amy Winehouse

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:39 p.m. CST

    TFD

    by Jackie Boy

    which talkback was that?

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:45 p.m. CST

    TFD talkback

    by finky089

    It was either in the Indy one from last week with the Blanchett pic or one of the Wolfman TBs

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:53 p.m. CST

    No TFD, but that "Snake Foreskin" guy had a few good ones

    by finky089

    in the Wolfman TB (the same one where MiraBarf called out Jarv)<p> http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35448#comment_1878641 <p>Don't forget to remove the spaces.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Casino Royale

    by vaudeville villain

    was the first bond film i've seen in which he came off as a true bad ass. i'm definitely looking forward to this one.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 5:59 p.m. CST

    TFD talkback - because I refuse to work - apparently

    by finky089

    http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35463#comment_1877634 <p> remove the spaces <p> Check at Feb 1st, 2008, 12:48:17 PM <p> It loses somethign without being able to see Braff's comments anymore, though.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:18 p.m. CST

    You know what I need?

    by TerryMalloy

    A little quantum of solace.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Me too, TerryMalloy

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    We all need a little quantum of solace.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 8:40 p.m. CST

    If you show me your quantum CG

    by TerryMalloy

    I'll show you mine. No not really, I'm just solacing.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 9:29 p.m. CST

    If I was James Bond

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    I would quantum HER solace...<p>That made no sense...<br>annnnnd I apologize.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:36 p.m. CST

    You haven't quantumed her solace yet?

    by TerryMalloy

    You are going to be so quantumed.

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Captain! We have to Quantum the Solace

    by skywalkerfamily

    Or the ship will blow apart!

  • Feb. 8, 2008, 11:42 p.m. CST

    I love the smell of solace in the morning

    by TerryMalloy

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Barack Obama's campaign slogan

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    "Quantum Of Solace!"

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 11:58 a.m. CST

    So this is the teaser for the new Bourne movie, huh?

    by JackIsLost

    I know they changed his name to James Bond. Maybe they should have called this THE BOND SOLACE.

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    "Try this unavailable video on for size"

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    James Bond attacks concrete in his next movie!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    007: ATOMICA OF REST

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Feb. 9, 2008, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Nick-Nack

    by catlettuce4

    Bollocks! I seen better footage on the ET and this poster is cooler: - http://www.youtube.com/user/moovuly