I am – Hercules!!
There was talk about stocking the first (strike-spawned) winter edition of “Big Brother” with out-of-work celebrities, but it turns out not so much – unless you count 45-year-old Sheila Kennedy, 1983’s Penthouse Pet of the Year. Everybody – including Kennedy – is single, and everybody except Kennedy is a twentysomething. The cast: Chelsia, 21 College Student Cedar Falls, IA James, 21 Riding Bicycle around the World Sarasota, FL Sharon, 23 Realtor Olathe, KS Jacob, 23 Electrician Dallas, GA Amanda, 23 Paralegal Fridley, MN Matt, 23 Roofing Foreman Charleston, MA Alex, 24 Staten Island, NY DJ Entertainment Company Owner Joshuah, 25 Advertising Media Buyer Dallas, TX Parker, 26 Paparazzo Northridge, CA Jen, 26 Bartender Columbus, OH Ryan, 27 College Student Columbus, OH Allison, 28 Pharmaceutical Sales Representative Boston, MA Natalie, 28 Bikini Barista Salem, OR Adam, 29 Public Relations Manager Del Ray Beach, FL via Cherry Hill, NJ Neil, 29 Realtor Los Angeles, CA Sheila, 45 Former Model Reseda, CA via Memphis, TN Discover what they look like here. The theme for this winter edition is reportedly “‘Til Death Do You Part.” We’ll presumably learn what that means Tuesday, when both CBS’ “Big Brother” and Showtime’s uncensored “Big Brother After Dark” launch. The CBS version of the show will run Sundays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

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