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Hartnett To Appear In A Weird Sounding Movie With A Funny Name!!

Published at:  Feb 01, 2008 8:36:10 AM CST


Merrick here...



Josh Hartnett will appear in BUNRAKU. It's...

a live-action telling a classic story of a stranger coming to town in the tradition of spaghetti Westerns, samurai movies and gangster flicks.


[EDIT]

Hartnett will plays the Drifter, a man set on revenge who finds himself in an even bigger fight than he bargained for.

The film is set in an original universe a la "Sin City" and draws from a mixed bag of genres including puppets, origami, comic books, video games and German expressionism, according to the film's producers.


...says THIS ARTICLE in Hollywood Reporter.

Not sure what to make of this; I'm not ever sure what this means.

Could be one of those funky little projects that works out surprisingly well in a Geeky, HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN sorta way...or it could be completely misguided.

BUNRAKU? Bet the title gets changed to something like "VENGEANCE" real fast...









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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:30:29 AM CST

    Josh Hartnett

    by donniedorko

    Is the reason all cameras should be destroyed.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:33:51 AM CST

    Bukkake?

    by abin sur

    Interesting follow up to 30 Days of Night, I'd say...

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:39:17 AM CST

    That eyebrow is annoying

    by i kick tits

  • Feb 01, 2008 8:42:15 AM CST

    Oh, Josh Hartnett

    by franklin t marmoset

    You're like if Chris Klein was remade by a gay guy.If I was as bad at my job as you are, I would have been fired and blacklisted and possibly even exiled to the Cursed Earth by now.How do you do it, Josh Hartnett?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:45:08 AM CST

    I am excited

    by magma suit

    To see Josh Hartnett in Bukkake.

    Go South High Tigers!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:48:20 AM CST

    Oh, Joshua Daniel Harnett

    by franklin t marmoset

    Sure, I, like billions of others, thought you were good as a dreamy airhead in The Virgin Suicides, but how could any of us have known that you would go on to appear in Town & Country and Pearl Harbor and 40 Days and 40 Nights and Hollywood Homicide and The Black Dahlia and Lucky Number Slevin? Also, Sin City, which I thought was sort of stupid, except for Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis and that bit where Michael Madsen says that line about a 'bum ticker' as though he couldn't give a fuck about this nonsense.What is your secret, J D Hartnett?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:51:49 AM CST

    Fuck Hartnett

    by random dude

    Fuck him in the ass.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:53:08 AM CST

    'J D Hartnett" hilarious stuff Franklin

    by kloipy

  • Feb 01, 2008 8:55:36 AM CST

    What the...?

    by mosquito march

    Where does all the bizarre animosity toward Hartnett really come from? He's not my favorite actor, but he's nowhere near as bad an actor as these boards would suggest. This kind of savage beatdown should be reserved for seriously bad young actors like Orlando Bloom. How that guy became a star and continues to get work I'll never understand.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:56:41 AM CST

    this is really off topic but

    by kloipy

    I want to force Diablo Cody to sit in an empty room for an entire week and listen to this sentence over and over again; "that's one doodle that cant be undid, home-skillet." and when the week is over and I open the door the smell of stale shit and vomit will be overpowered by the soft sobs of a woman who understands that this line is NOT funny

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:57:41 AM CST

    Midnight Meat Train?

    by gibsonusa

    The PERFECT trailer to lead right into Rambo.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:59:08 AM CST

    Oh, JoHart

    by franklin t marmoset

    Obviously, all of us knowledgeable film fans were impressed with your resemblence to Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween: Holy Fuck, She Chopped His Fucking Head Off!!, but none of us knew you would still be here ten years later and that would have - several times, I imagine - fucked Scarlett Johansson.How can we be more like you, J to the Hizzle?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:00:52 AM CST

    gibson, go to the Meet the Spartans TB

    by kloipy

    for more Midnight Meat Train fun

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:04:13 AM CST

    They already have a trailer out for this

    by johnnykool

    http://tinyurl.com/3blmzt

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:08:20 AM CST

    damn johnny,

    by stevie grant

    where'd you even find that

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:18:39 AM CST

    Lucky Number Sleven?

    by i dunno

    Since that POS, I don't trust Hartnett movies with funny names.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:21:55 AM CST

    "Midnight Meat Train leading into Rambo"?

    by i dunno

    I do believe he'd turn you into a fine paste if you tried that.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:40:42 AM CST

    Ugh. Loving "Hell Comes To Frogtown" doesn't make you cool.

    by darth bauer

    Even for a crappy b-movie it's not that great.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:47:15 AM CST

    What "Bunraku" means...

    by drakevan

    "Bunraku" is a style of Japanese puppet theatre.

    Which means, if we're lucky, this movie will show us what "Team America" would have looked like if it were an Akira Kurosawa film...

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:48:08 AM CST

    Is Josh Hartnett a fake name or what?

    by sepulchrave

    Josh (basic A&F hunk) Heart-Net. It's like Calista Flockheart (sounds like she writes romantic novels and has doves flying out of her vagina) or Justin (I'm gay) Timber-lake (but I'm ruggedly outdoorsy too).

    Cary Grant chose his name because CG had worked well for Clark Gable and Gary Cooper.

    Maybe there's something in it.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:48:13 AM CST

    Bukake the Movie

    by proman1984

    Would make for a MUCH improved title.In In "Bukake" Josh Harnett and the rest of the cast cum all over Harry's face.

    Oh and it's sequel will be called "4Chan: The Movie".

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:11:07 AM CST

    Bunraku is...

    by anna valerious

    ...Jp. Puppetry where the puppeteer is dressed entirely in black. Classic examples include Bruce Schwartz guesting on the Cleo Laine episode of "The Muppet Show", the movie "Dolls", and the episode of "Pokemon" where Jessie and Meowth give James the bunraku treatment so he can claim his fortune.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:18:18 AM CST

    I wish Hartnett would just get it over with and play

    by half vader

    Tommy Lee Jones' son in something. It's spooky how much he's looking like the old bugger these days.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:20:35 AM CST

    I think that sounds cool...

    by evilgeek1

    Anything that puts creative depth into a movie has my vote. Even if this Bunraku falls on it's face, I'll probably still merit it for doing something different. You can never go wrong with puppets!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:22:10 AM CST

    i still liked lucky number slevin...

    by lt. kaffee

    and i don't care what you think!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:22:27 AM CST

    Movie sounds good, Harnett does not...

    by rocklobster800

    I keep giving the guy more chances and he keeps blowing it-but he's failed me for the last time I tell ya! I mean Im all for pretty boys proving they can actually act (Leo and Heath being the best examples) but Harnett just cant pull it off nomatter what he's in-even his cameo in Sin City was the worst part of the film.....his last chance was Balck Dahlia which is one of my favourite books but was messed up on screen for a few reasons (well many actually) but Harnett was a major factor. So inclusion-do the flick and drop Josh Hair-Net.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:24:57 AM CST

    and Johnny Kool....

    by rocklobster800

    that was absolutely terrifying!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:41:30 AM CST

    LOL KLoipy

    by lost jarv

    And when she understands that stuff her back in for another week until she realises that "Honest to Blog" is painful on the ears.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:42:28 AM CST

    hehehe Rock Lobster

    by lost jarv

    "I keep giving the guy more chances and he keeps blowing it-"Do you now Mr. Studio executive? Can we have an apology for Meet The Spartans?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:48:20 AM CST

    okie doke

    by rocklobster800

    although I am not actually an movie executive I officially apologise for meet the spartans...even though I havent seen it cos Im in england and it isnt out here....but actually looking it up it doesnt really look like something the world wants or needs...but I do apologise.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:56:23 AM CST

    Mosquito

    by skimn

    I believe most AICNers view: Josh Hartnett is to acting as Brett Ratner is to directing.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:05:27 AM CST

    Frankenstein vs Wolfman diorama

    by skimn

    "I wish I knew how to quit you!"

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:30:19 AM CST

    HOnest to Blog

    by kloipy

    God that makes my ears bleed. Same with when her water breaks and she says "Thundercats are GO!" i wanted to cry. This is what hollywood thinks is oscar worthy?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:30:58 AM CST

    In 2 weeks it will be 'The Explosioning'

    by baron karza

    Zazz bitches.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:34:25 AM CST

    BUKAKE!

    by rxse7en

    That's all I got.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:36:49 AM CST

    Thank you

    by johnnykool

    I'll be here all week. Please try the veal.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:58:06 AM CST

    How about this concept..

    by skimn

    would the same degree of hate be applied if Josh Hartnett was cast instead of Shia in Indiana Jones? Come to think it, probably so..

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:59:45 AM CST

    skimn

    by kloipy

    it doesn't matter who it would be, people hate everything no matter what it is

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:15:56 PM CST

    skimn

    by johnnykool

    I would be much happier with Harnett than TheDouche.

    The only performance I've appreciated from TheDouche was his death scene in Constantine.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:17:02 PM CST

    hey Johnnykool

    by kloipy

    just wanted to let you know your best friend Glovedone is back. He now goes under Braff08 and he's still a douche bag

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:22:42 PM CST

    shit, hes in a good sounding movie..

    by ironic_name

  • Feb 01, 2008 12:25:36 PM CST

    'The Explosioning'

    by ironic_name

    OLEG LIVES!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:26:59 PM CST

    Josh Hartnett can't act.

    by metiphislabs

    I write off every movie he is in except Lucky Number Sleven (awful name) which was a decent movie. Also did anyone else watch Halloween H2O while screaming "comb your fucking hair!" everytime he was on screen?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:27:02 PM CST

    Still, beats "Quantum of Solace"

    by brandloyalist

    Bunraker? Wasn't that also an original Fleming title?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:30:55 PM CST

    It will be called The Black Scorpion.

    by damien chowder

  • Feb 01, 2008 12:32:37 PM CST

    Gigli remake?

    by thebearovingian

    Make it so.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 12:38:51 PM CST

    Kloipy

    by johnnykool

    I was wondering why that thing labeled "Braff08" was humping my leg last night.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 1:21:48 PM CST

    A More Boring, Wooden Actor You Will Not Find

    by cowboyone

    Anyone see 30 Days of Shyte? Now that I think about it, a puppet show movie is probably appropriate for Hartnett.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 1:27:04 PM CST

    Harvey Weinstein just spilled details of next Rambo in EW...

    by flickapoo

    ...carnage in the USA?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 2:19:22 PM CST

    Sounds waaaay to cool for Harnett.

    by tourist

    Maybe hes playing one of the wooden puppets?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 2:42:57 PM CST

    Merrick

    by sebastianhaff

    just earned all sorts of brownie points for name dropping HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN, aka the holy grail of cinema. Excellent taste, sir.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 5:27:14 PM CST

    japanese puppets

    by staldo

    in order to be a Bunraku Puppet master,you have to train for 15 years. A puppet is more expressive than that mongoloid Hartnett.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 5:35:06 PM CST

    This all sounds super cool except for Hartnett

    by half vader

    Are he and David Boring-ass charisma-sucking brothers? Aside from that, who doesn't want to see big-ass puppets and freaky German expressionist stuff in the same movie?!

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  • Feb 01, 2008 5:36:21 PM CST

    So its KILL BILL meets SIN CITY?

    by mike_d

    this..sounds weird.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 5:46:44 PM CST

    40 days and 40 nights of 30 days of night

    by half vader

    Um, how many does that make?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 8:54:28 PM CST

    Josh Hartnett plays the same kind of character in every movie

    by guerillakarma

    ie; (Narration)It was a cold dark night, she looked so cold, I put my jacket on her, we kiss....blah blah...

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:07:21 PM CST

    FUCK Hartnett

    by han cholo

    Is that dude ever gonna get rid of his bowl haircut? How bout some acting lessons dude?

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:36:13 PM CST

    jeff fries....

    by rocklobster800

    exactly man, exactly...I still cant get my head around heath even though I was JUST growing to respect the guy.....seemed to be one of the potentials fo the greats.....

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  • Feb 01, 2008 9:52:28 PM CST

    Josh Hartnett, good taste, bad actor...

    by sledge hammer

    ...and it's a damn shame that he's so wooden and is such a charisma vacuum, because in terms of picking potentially quality projects and people to work with he has better taste and a better eye than 90% of hollywood. I don't hate Harnett, I just wish the boy could act and make good on the roles and films that he chooses.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 10:10:42 PM CST

    Here we go again

    by terrymalloy

    Time for another one of those spaghetti western/samurai/puppet/origami/expressionistic flicks again. Sigh.

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  • Feb 01, 2008 11:55:53 PM CST

    Uh...it's Japanese puppet theater

    by gozu

    Come on. Wikipedia that shit.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 2:42:53 AM CST

    Anger: The Awakening

    by kirttrik

    New title me thinks.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 2:45:15 AM CST

    The MAd Mad world of Professor Angering

    by kirttrik

    Me hopes.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 2:46:49 AM CST

    EWOKS LIVE: The revengening

    by kirttrik

    'nough said.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 3:22:18 AM CST

    How in the Hell does he keep getting hired?

    by poloboy

    This guy cannot, I REPEAT, cannot fucking act! He is the same in every role. He always looks to be constipated and mumbles every line. His luck has got to be close to running out. Hope he saved some of his money!

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  • Feb 02, 2008 12:37:02 PM CST

    orlando and josh continue to work

    by lyleblake82000

    It's called being extremely good-looking. More of you would understand this if you were gay guys or women.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 1:33:11 PM CST

    do yourself a favor and see Resurrecting the Champ

    by freakemovie

    then you would save yourself a lot of time coming on here and whining about Josh Hartnett whenever AICN writes a story about him. He's undeniably quite good in that film. In general, I like the guy; he only falls a little flat when he goes with his "Monotonous Noir Guy" impression like in Black Dahlia.

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  • Feb 02, 2008 8:03:19 PM CST

    Yeah his bowlcut

    by half vader

    makes him look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

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  • Feb 04, 2008 2:57:00 PM CST

    a samurai shaves is eyebrow with a katana

    by donwillymo

    go back to modeling for tommy hilfiger. prissy boy fa*

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