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SWEEPS DAY TWO!! Dave Vs. Paris II!!
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Five months ago Paris Hilton appeared on the Letterman show to plug her new fragrance, but all Dave really wanted to talk about was her life in county stir. This made Paris sad and pouty and created eight and a half minutes that are still floating merrily about YouTube.
Hilton returns to “The Late Show” tonight. Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange appears on the same episode, taped earlier this week, and told Stern's Sirius radio audience that Dave effectively makes more sport of the heiress and one-time SNL host Tina Fey once called “a real piece of shit.”
11:35 p.m. Friday. CBS.
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Or am I?
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For real.
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is excatly what I said after reading that. Who gives a flying fuck about her...
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Late night shows have usually been discussed here from time to time.
I'm surprised that Sarah Silverman's song from Kimmel didn't get it's own topic. Here it is:
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I always thought it was just primetime. Ah well, if it's the only new thing that's on...
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Aint It Cool? No, this isn't, unless he rips her a new asshole.
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i was at the taping on tuesday. it was pretty boring, letterman apologizes 20 million times then gives her roses. arte was pretty funny though.
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i see four names mentioned besides Tina and not one of them has hosted SNL.
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would have ripped her a new one, and been completely unapologetic about it.
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he actually apologizes to her for being an "asshole"
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"Late Night" is hosted by Conan O'Brien.
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A confusing last sentence there Herc. At first I read it as you were calling Fey a piece of shit which she is definitely not. Upon multiple readings, I now assume you're referring to Hilton. Might want to think about proofreading next time.
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I just caught that, you sly boots.
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Feb 01, 2008 10:02:45 AM CST
I love Paris Hilton, she makes my life seem worthwhile
by darthscotland
Sometimes you look at what you have and havent acomplished with your life, maybe look over the mistakes you have made, and it can be depressing, you feel like a bad person, and then you look at her and you think, hey I'm not so bad at least I'm not her.
Stupid Spoiler Whore FTW!!!!
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I'm still confused after 3 readings, Tri. I think Artie Lang is the piece of shit. Or possibly Dave.
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It's funny the most interesting thing about this article is the fact that we're trying to deduce which C-list actor is referred to as a piece of excrement.Slow news day?
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Tina Fey went on Stern a couple of years back and Stern asked her who some of the worst guest hosts were while she was on the show. Fey told Stern that Paris Hilton was hard to put up with and acted like a real piece of shit.
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actually letterman calls himself an asshole on tonights show.
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WTF?
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The only thing she knows how to do.
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no naked paris, but she is very oily in person
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It's sweeps month, idiot.
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I'd marry Tina Fey. I'd shoot Paris Hilton out of a cannon into the sun.
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...'Cause she does!
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I shit you not! (I didn't give it to her!)
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Feb 02, 2008 3:37:44 AM CST
"Paris' crotch smells very sweet and her vagina is very tight"
by zardoz
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Maybe Bizarro-Paris is, but the real one is a skank that could probably smuggle a football in there. Can we just form a group that calls for the destruction of US Magazine, OK Magazine, Life & Style Magazine, People Magazine, and other gossip rags? Because THOSE rags are the reason Paris Hilton became famous. They're responsible for buoying the should-be-over careers of Paris Hilton, Britney "Batshit" Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Amy Winehouse. Every one of those people deserves to be forgotten while they self-destruct. Of them, only Winehouse has any actual talent, and she's shitting that all away as fast as possible. All the others are talentless bimbos who can't act OR sing (and they ALL try to do both, unsuccessfully!) Seriously; Get rid of the celebrity gossip magazines, and you get rid of these "stars" completely. They're nothing without paparazzi tabloid fucks keeping them in the public eye. I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm completely surprised that Christina Aquilera turned out to be the classy one between herself and Spears.
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It's the opposite of what he says..."Paris' crotch
stinks and is very loose", is the translation. Geez, and you call yourself a geek! (and I got that line from Robot Chicken, btw) But the herpes bit is true: her prescription for Valtrex is online... -
..WTF does he care what she thinks? She kept saying he was being "well-behaved" like he was a puppy or a lap-dog, and he was taking just like he was one.Sparkling Wine in a Can? will they serve it in PRISON, Paris?
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in a store.
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I don't care what kind of diseases she has. That chick needs a good hard fucking, and I'll give it to her. Then I'd yank out and blast in her face while she cried.
Look for the video on the net in 2009.
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