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Gouda Says Pacino's 88 MINUTES Isn't Worth Your Time!! But...But...Pacino Hip Hop Dances!!


Merrick here...

GOUDA sent in sa look at Al Pacino in 88 MINUTES [TRAILER HERE].

This is a film by frequent producer/sometime director Jon Avnet. It's been in release overseas since last Summer, but will finally make make its way to the States in April....for better or worse.


Here's GOUDA...

I just got back from a vacation in Brazil. While there, on a rainy day, I watched a movie called 88 Minutes with Al Pacino. After doing some research, I found this film has been in the can since 2006 and has been released in some foreign territories, like Brazil, France, Greece etc. Anyway, apparently it will be released here in the States this coming April.

I was skeptical before watching the film. Why was a movie with Al Pacino be collecting dust for so long? Is it bad? Is it tied up in legalities? After watching the film, I have but one question; Who in Hollywood did Pacino lose a bet with to have to star in this crap? I mean, he obviously doesn't need the money. He's starred in The Godfather, Scarface, and Scent of a Women, so he knows a good script when he reads one. For the life of me I can't figure out why the Al is a part of this mess.

Anyway, the title, 88 Minutes, refers to the fact the Dr Jack Gramm ( Pacino ) apparently has 88 minutes to live. He is informed of this factoid via a mysterious phone call.

Dr Jack Gramm is an egotistical college professor, who, when not sleeping with his hot students, moonlights as a consultant for the FBI. His analysis of a suspected murderer, Jon Forster, played by Neil McDonough ( from Boomtown ) got the guy sentenced to death. Now the whole film takes place on the day of this guy's pending execution.

Not only is a guy supposed to die who Gramm put on the gurney, but a girl who Gramm used to sleep with, a student, has also turned up dead.

That's the biggest problem with the film. Too much going on at once. After Jack finds out he has 88 minutes to live, he doesn't seem too concerned. He kind of just brushes it off. He spends part of the movie trying to find out who wants him dead and the other part trying to figure out who killed his former student.

At the end of the movie, when everything is revealed, it couldn't be more pathetic. There was no way that anything in the movie that had happened up to that point, could justify who the killer was. I just didn't buy it.

The movie also stars Lelee Sobieski and Benjamin "The OC" McKenzie as two of Gramm's students. If there is a saving grace in the film, it William Forsythe's character, a special agent trying to find out who killed Gramm's student. His tough as nails cop is somewhat believable.

So, bottom line here, stay away. If you need further proof, let me tell you how the movie starts: Al Pacino dancing to hip hop music at a nightclub with a girl at least 3 inches taller than him, who appears to be 18 years old. Very creepy. Very bad film.

If you use this review, please call me GOUDA.





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by Cletus Van Damme
Jan 28th, 2008
08:46:28 AM
I mean, uh...Hoo-ahhh!
by Cletus Van Damme
Jan 28th, 2008
08:46:57 AM
He dances in Serpico as well.
by Rev. Slappy
Jan 28th, 2008
08:50:13 AM
When's the last time Pacino's had a good movie?
by BrandonGK
Jan 28th, 2008
08:53:39 AM
I can imagine Pacino being like Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite
by GimpInMyPants
Jan 28th, 2008
09:02:18 AM
lol GimpInMyPants
by henrydalton
Jan 28th, 2008
09:04:01 AM
Please Al
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 28th, 2008
09:12:23 AM
I fuckin love Pacino.
by Knuckleduster
Jan 28th, 2008
09:12:49 AM
Midnight Meat Train
by Abominable Snowcone
Jan 28th, 2008
09:18:06 AM
Tell me...
by Darth Kong
Jan 28th, 2008
09:21:17 AM
I got 88 problems
by newc0253
Jan 28th, 2008
09:21:30 AM
What I'm concerned of is the fact that...
by Napolean Solo
Jan 28th, 2008
09:26:48 AM
What I'm concerned of is the fact that...
by Napolean Solo
Jan 28th, 2008
09:26:51 AM
Hmm...
by Napolean Solo
Jan 28th, 2008
09:27:54 AM
Yeah, this came straigth to DVD in Germany in 07
by DerLanghaarige
Jan 28th, 2008
09:31:52 AM
WASN'T PACINO IN A LONG DRY SPELL AFTER SCARFACE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 28th, 2008
09:36:58 AM
who's career has tanked more? de niro's or pacino's?
by BMacSmith
Jan 28th, 2008
09:38:58 AM
Lelee Sobieski's agent has the easiest job
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jan 28th, 2008
09:40:53 AM
He was in "Cruising" and "Dog Day Afternoon".....
by uss cygnus
Jan 28th, 2008
09:48:13 AM
I ACTUALLY LIKED DENIRO AS THE GAY SKY PIRATE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 28th, 2008
09:52:48 AM
BSB
by TerryMalloy
Jan 28th, 2008
10:08:59 AM
was this
by Bloo
Jan 28th, 2008
10:28:04 AM
Poor Al....
by Darth Macchio
Jan 28th, 2008
10:40:50 AM
It is sad....
by MonkeyManReturns
Jan 28th, 2008
10:40:53 AM
Maybe...
by GhostKiller
Jan 28th, 2008
10:56:12 AM
LEELEE WAS IN WICKER MAN?
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 28th, 2008
11:03:46 AM
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE BRAINCLOUD!
by ArcadianDS
Jan 28th, 2008
11:48:46 AM
He danced in almost all his movies
by CherryValance
Jan 28th, 2008
12:03:28 PM
Saw this listing on IMDB years ago
by AlwaysThere
Jan 28th, 2008
12:29:10 PM
The Bone Collector
by seekshelter
Jan 28th, 2008
12:50:29 PM
so yeah.. is it anything like that??
by seekshelter
Jan 28th, 2008
12:50:47 PM
hip hop dancing?
by RustyStardust
Jan 28th, 2008
12:54:53 PM
This Movie is Trashy Fun
by topaz4206
Jan 28th, 2008
01:19:41 PM
The runtime is 110 minutes (IMDB).
by Kid Idioteque
Jan 28th, 2008
01:26:50 PM
Exactly 88 Minutes
by wallygogo
Jan 28th, 2008
01:59:34 PM
When this baby hits 88 minutes.
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
02:27:57 PM
These actors
by Nabster
Jan 28th, 2008
03:07:50 PM
What the fuck is with this hippity hoppity dancing crap?
by Zeke25:17
Jan 28th, 2008
03:29:22 PM
i thought pacino was good in ocean's 13..
by jig98
Jan 28th, 2008
03:43:06 PM
"I just had coffee with McCauley..
by sith_rising
Jan 28th, 2008
04:26:09 PM
Deniro drops it like it's hot!
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 28th, 2008
04:46:59 PM
Serpico
by Staldo
Jan 28th, 2008
04:51:43 PM
NOW I WANT CHANGE MY ALIAS TO LUDMIR89 THANK YOU!!!
by ludmir88
Jan 28th, 2008
05:55:22 PM
Aint It Ancient News
by quantize
Jan 28th, 2008
06:25:02 PM
You Got Served 2: Pacino vs. Deniro
by BMacSmith
Jan 28th, 2008
08:13:49 PM
Sounds like yet another bad remake of "D.O.A."
by No 6
Jan 28th, 2008
08:25:56 PM
This movie was dog shit
by Cruel_Kingdom
Jan 28th, 2008
09:07:03 PM
Lack of choice?
by TheRealRatigan
Jan 28th, 2008
10:04:14 PM
Pacino passed on STAR WARS, Prosser?
by TheRealRatigan
Jan 28th, 2008
10:08:47 PM
"Does anybody have any idea...
by Dogmatic
Jan 28th, 2008
10:09:17 PM
Corporate loyaly?!
by Dogmatic
Jan 28th, 2008
10:09:39 PM
Loyalty
by Dogmatic
Jan 28th, 2008
10:10:58 PM
Wrong vowel, sorry Prossor.
by TheRealRatigan
Jan 28th, 2008
10:12:27 PM
Quit WASTIN' MAH MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME!
by Osmosis Jones
Jan 28th, 2008
10:16:19 PM
D.O.A. 2: D.O.A. Harder
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 28th, 2008
10:22:44 PM
Lelee Sobieski is behind it all!
by Spoiler_Man
Jan 28th, 2008
10:46:16 PM
And IMDB never lies ;)
by Cruel_Kingdom
Jan 28th, 2008
11:31:04 PM
no good movie since The Insider?
by thecanadiangeek
Jan 28th, 2008
11:38:40 PM
simone was okay
by stephen brown
Jan 29th, 2008
12:20:17 AM
Saw the trailer for 88 Minutes
by slayers bitch
Jan 29th, 2008
02:06:31 AM
Edit please?
by slayers bitch
Jan 29th, 2008
02:09:12 AM
De Niro has got that 'jungle fever' thing..
by nolan bautista
Jan 29th, 2008
03:31:30 AM
ah, i was gonna ask if it was real time..
by couP
Jan 29th, 2008
05:48:40 AM
Need to Explore Pacino/Blade Runner Some More
by Aquatarkusman
Jan 29th, 2008
07:34:19 AM
Damn you Sledge Hammer
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 29th, 2008
08:57:27 AM
Great
by Reznik
Jan 29th, 2008
10:58:59 AM
"No, of course not. They work for free."
by uss cygnus
Jan 29th, 2008
11:12:53 AM
My eyes!
by viola123
Jan 29th, 2008
11:31:00 AM
It takes me 10 minutes to get to my office...
by viola123
Jan 29th, 2008
11:38:19 AM
Blade Runner
by skimn
Jan 29th, 2008
12:53:30 PM
Is this another Millenium production?
by Tourist
Jan 29th, 2008
05:33:41 PM
Oh, and the new Pacino/Deniro movie...
by Tourist
Jan 29th, 2008
05:43:24 PM
Zeke25:17...
by REDD
Jan 29th, 2008
08:38:58 PM
WTF??
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jan 30th, 2008
10:45:59 AM

by huggerorange
Jan 30th, 2008
10:45:57 PM

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