Home Cool News Coaxial Reviews Zone Chat Contact Us Sign in

Harry gets caught up in THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES!

About 6 months ago I received a package with what felt like over a dozen different books on THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES. I’d heard there was a movie by Paramount coming, but they sent so many books and guides and the art of books – that it just seemed like everything, but the kitchen sink.

They arrived shortly before a party here at the Carport of the Stars. I liked the creatures – but before we got to reading them, they got packed away. Then, at Christmas – as I was shopping for presents for my nephew – I called my sister from a bookstore to ask what level he was reading at – and she shocked me by saying he had started reading “Chapter Books” – and that everyone at his 1st Grade class are reading the SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES.

Paramount has been… pretty aggressively campaigning me on this film. At FANTASTIC FEST they sent a clip that played before our screening of THERE WILL BE BLOOD… and I just didn’t feel it. I saw clips at something else – and it just didn’t seem to make sense. I suppose I should have read the books, but they’re in a box somewhere around here.

Today, I sponsored a screening as an extra special part of my Saturday Morning Kids Club of THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES.

I didn’t really know what the basic storyline was, beyond… a kid finds a book and it unlocks a world of goblins and ogres and faeries. However, as the credits rolled – I noticed something I didn’t know. I knew that the film was directed by Mark Waters – the man behind the remake of FREAKY FRIDAY and the much better MEAN GIRLS… but a man very unproven in terms of this type of film. A huge visual effects fantasy film. He’d hit the family film before, but nothing like this. What really struck me was the three names under the Screenplay by credit. David Berenbaum. He had written ELF… but what was scary was… he wrote ZOOM and HAUNTED MANSION – two of the worst written family effects film ever. Then there was Karey Kirkpatrick – he had his good side… THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, CHICKEN RUN and OVER THE HEDGE. But then – the third name on the screenplay credit was… JOHN SAYLES!?!?!?!?

That’s right – one of the writers on this was John Sayles. Could I tell? Often times you see names that you just can’t fathom were a part of the finished product. Here – I completely could tell.

This is a family fantasy film that is every bit a film about the power of fantasy and imagination – but at its heart – this is a film about surviving divorce, about struggling living with the parent that you blame for all the problems in your world, but is actually the source for everything that is right in your world.

This is a fantasy film with its heart strongly anchored in the reality of painful family politics.

The film begins with the creation of Arthur Spiderwick’s Field Guild – which reveals the level of fantasy around this very special house that he lives in. Then, as suddenly as the movie begins, we’re rushed 80 years into the future – to a time, right around now. There’s a van with a pair of twin brothers and an older sister and a mom pulling up to a quiet, dark old house in the middle of the woods.

Jared – the most unhappy twin with the situation they find themselves in, is at odds with the family. He doesn’t understand the divorce. He believes his Dad wants to come back and that his mom (Mary Louise Parker) is responsible for why Dad isn’t with him. He just wants his dad to come get him.

Jared, like his twin Simon – is played by Freddie Highmore – and at the start of the film – I’m not at all behind him. I don’t understand why he’s so hard on his mother, yet the other two siblings seem so fine with her. What do they know, that he doesn’t? And if there is something, why don’t they tell him. He’s got a problem acting out his frustration with hitting things, by being non-responsive -- and the mother’s frustration is acted out by screaming… something she knows she has to stop – but its hard. The dynamic of a divorced single mother new home with kids – is actually quite accurate. I come from one, and I was not happy with my situation.

I acted out too.

Very quickly, the family dynamic has a new problem… Jared found his great uncle’s Field Guide – and despite a note warning him not to read it… what kid wouldn’t open a book with a warning not to read it? But when he opens it – it sends out a beacon… as if to tell the world… “Some idiot has touched the book” – in a way – it’s like the ring in LORD OF THE RINGS – but instead of indeterminate powers of darkness… this book has the secrets of magic and creatures. How to call a griffin into your service, how to form protective circles – and many many other rules to the magical realms. So much info, that it’s kinda like a Necronomicon for the Fantasy set.

And an evil master ogre named Mulgrath (Nick Nolte) – wants that book and now knows that a human has access to it – so he sends his goblin hordes – armed with a mole troll to go get these kids.

Now – how does this complicate the already complicated family dynamic?

Well, nobody trusts Jared. He’s not necessarily the boy who cried wolf… but he is the boy that hates it here – and screaming about Goblins, Brownies, Ogres and monsters… well that doesn’t really sound rational.

I’m not going to go much deeper into the story, because if you don’t know the plot twists and surprises it’s genuinely fun to see come to pass.

The film this most reminded me of isn’t Harry Potter, nor is it THE PAGEMASTER – it reminds me of SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES. There is genuine menace and threat to this PG tale. The thrilling scary parts are actually thrilling and scary.

Since LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER – there has been a ton of fantasy films coming out that want to become series. Now – I don’t know exactly how this works as a series – but I do love the world they create here. The Brownie, Thimbletack – voiced by Martin Short and the avian connoisseur, Hogsqueal the Hobgoblin voiced by Seth Rogan are both adorable, slightly threatening, but incredibly fun.

What I love about the film is the set of rules it lays down about the universe. How to keep evil out. How to burn a goblin’s skin. What a hobgoblin eats. What to feed a Brownie to make him/her like you. What to say to get a Griffin to take you to a magical realm.

It’s these little rules that I delighted in, and loved discovering. The effects work by Tippett Studios is again – remarkable. The Brownie Thimbletack is eerily realistic for something so whimsical. But more so, he’s a character – one that can blush, get angry, be frustrated and curious. Same with the character of Hogsqueal. He’s just a deliciously maniacal friendly creation – and how he blesses a human to see the magical realm – is delightful and grotesque. Very fun.

Now here’s a warning – The screening was a complete success – an entire group of little girl Brownies was skipping down the hallway giddily talking about how it was just like the book. One very small boy – age 3 got really scared of Nick Nolte’s character when he first appeared, but when Nick left the screen, the boy came back in.

There’s nothing to traumatize a young child in this movie, but it will thrill them. They could grab your arm or hide their eyes, but they’ll be compelled to look back at the screen.

This is a lush and beautiful fantasy film – the griffin flying sequence is breathtaking, the faeries are stunning. The performances by Joan Plowright and David Strathairn and in particular Mary Louise Parker anchor the adult side of the tale.

And the kids do react honestly… with awe, fear, wonder and excitement. I was genuinely surprised by this film, I didn’t expect the complexity of the family dynamic – the level of spectacle or the quality of the visual effects – and ultimately I didn’t expect to like the film and I very much did. Most of the adults in the room were really taken by how much they liked the movie, especially the parents. In fact, the only person I talked to at the screening that didn’t care for the film was my wife, Yoko – who was turned off by some of the violence and modern situations being mixed with the fantasy. But again, I feel that was an influence of John Sayles and something I liked quite a bit.

If you liked or loved BRIDGE TO TEREBITHIA – this will really blow you away. It is leaps and bounds better than the LEMONY SNICKETT movie. Most importantly – it’s a big step up for director, Mark Waters – who did quite a bit of growing up with this film. This is a serious attempt at Family Fantasy Entertainment – very very well done.

P.S. I forgot to put this in before posting, but damn - James Horner does a wonderful job of scoring this film. It's been a while since Horner did a score that really got me, but easily a third of the reason I got so involved in this was his score work. It'll be a great excuse to pick up a new Horner score!

AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Click for previous story Talk Back More on this story Click for next story

User login

Reader Talkback

Great Review
by Solomon Kane
Jan 26th, 2008
10:20:47 PM
2nd?
by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran
Jan 26th, 2008
10:28:22 PM
I don't care...
by PirateEmery
Jan 26th, 2008
10:29:04 PM
Yes, the Indy trailer will be attached...
by HEADGEEK
Jan 26th, 2008
10:40:34 PM
Are there any movies Harry doesn't like?
by Zardoz
Jan 26th, 2008
10:41:00 PM
Harry, for the love of God, one negative review...
by leobloom
Jan 26th, 2008
10:45:57 PM
who's Jon Sayles?
by Datascream
Jan 26th, 2008
10:48:14 PM
hey guys -
by HEADGEEK
Jan 26th, 2008
10:49:11 PM
People went to see that?
by ye olde shiza
Jan 26th, 2008
10:54:45 PM
There is no way this movie is good -- no way
by joeelliott
Jan 26th, 2008
10:56:17 PM
"If you liked or loved BRIDGE TO TEREBITHIA – this will really b
by couP
Jan 26th, 2008
11:00:20 PM
Damn that Harry!
by HudLives
Jan 26th, 2008
11:03:44 PM
Excited To See This. And I hope
by georges garvaren
Jan 26th, 2008
11:04:48 PM
I call bullshit
by hauptman
Jan 26th, 2008
11:05:07 PM
hauptman -
by HEADGEEK
Jan 26th, 2008
11:06:52 PM
Good casting with Nolte
by Horace Cox
Jan 26th, 2008
11:07:42 PM
Meet the Spartans
by PirateEmery
Jan 26th, 2008
11:10:05 PM
Bored of the rings... and all this other fantasy gloop.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 26th, 2008
11:13:38 PM
But Harry, most of your reviews are total endorsements
by leobloom
Jan 26th, 2008
11:16:42 PM
Sorry Harry but Leobloom is kinda right.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 26th, 2008
11:27:46 PM
Did they cram all the books into one movie?
by Drath
Jan 26th, 2008
11:34:56 PM
I would actually enjoy ...
by ye olde shiza
Jan 26th, 2008
11:37:01 PM
Yawn
by critch
Jan 26th, 2008
11:50:51 PM
Wait up. The real Seth Rogen..
by thebearovingian
Jan 26th, 2008
11:51:57 PM
I know y'all would like me to review the shit and mediocre stuff
by HEADGEEK
Jan 26th, 2008
11:54:50 PM
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE HARRY (REGARDING RAMBO)
by JBouganim1
Jan 27th, 2008
12:13:10 AM
Double Post! Ban Him!!!
by georges garvaren
Jan 27th, 2008
12:13:28 AM
Georges
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
12:15:22 AM
JBouganim1
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
12:19:04 AM
I Need Tutoring On How To Do My Fly Up
by georges garvaren
Jan 27th, 2008
12:20:18 AM
btw - come join the AICN Facebook group
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
12:20:28 AM
Just ignore him...
by PirateEmery
Jan 27th, 2008
12:27:15 AM
Harry, A Question?
by georges garvaren
Jan 27th, 2008
12:31:20 AM
I am terribly excited to see this...
by Bones
Jan 27th, 2008
12:57:59 AM
I'd love to read Harry's "Meet The Spartans" review...
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 27th, 2008
01:03:13 AM
Are you going to give Massa a full monty lapdance?
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 27th, 2008
01:07:01 AM
Yes, it covers all 5 books
by smurfberry
Jan 27th, 2008
01:14:00 AM
the opposite of chocolate covered pussy juice is...
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
01:32:56 AM
There's A Cream For That
by georges garvaren
Jan 27th, 2008
01:40:06 AM
shit coated leper cock.
by gotilk
Jan 27th, 2008
01:49:19 AM
I've got to hand it Harry,
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 27th, 2008
02:21:50 AM
BTW...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jan 27th, 2008
03:22:05 AM
Harry doesn't need to see bad movies
by Xiphos
Jan 27th, 2008
03:26:04 AM
Isn't shit covered leper cock
by Xiphos
Jan 27th, 2008
03:34:36 AM
Spoiler Warning for Terabitha and Pan
by theycallmemrglass
Jan 27th, 2008
04:10:24 AM
This is vintage AICN TB
by theycallmemrglass
Jan 27th, 2008
04:18:31 AM
This looks like a fucking "Terabithia" copycat
by random dude
Jan 27th, 2008
04:31:43 AM
random dude
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
04:54:54 AM
terabithia was fantastic
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
04:57:55 AM
still harry, you had me at Terabithia
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
05:00:10 AM
Nomor - FUCK YOU!
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
05:16:16 AM
sorry Harry, I just read your soldier review
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
05:22:45 AM
Woohoo I got a harry reply. My cherry is popped
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
05:23:47 AM
Wait a minute, I'm not covered in any CCPJ am I
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
05:25:45 AM
My thoughts on Harry's reviews.
by brokentusk
Jan 27th, 2008
05:35:54 AM
Harry replied to me!!!!!
by random dude
Jan 27th, 2008
05:54:51 AM
Harry
by The Real MiraJeff
Jan 27th, 2008
06:04:54 AM
brokentusk, nah i don't really care
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
06:12:19 AM
just read random dude's post
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 27th, 2008
06:14:39 AM
-And, over here in the Guided Indy Warehouse Tour-
by TomBodet
Jan 27th, 2008
06:48:50 AM
unfortunately Nomor...
by billyhitchcock
Jan 27th, 2008
07:42:41 AM
Why don't they just put out the God-damn trailer
by Kragmose
Jan 27th, 2008
07:46:27 AM
TERABITHIA SPOILER WARNING
by drave117
Jan 27th, 2008
08:01:33 AM
excellent review, Harry
by drave117
Jan 27th, 2008
08:15:21 AM
ELF's screenwriter wrote this?
by SpencerTrilby
Jan 27th, 2008
08:53:08 AM
drave117
by theycallmemrglass
Jan 27th, 2008
09:56:40 AM
The movie is good.
by BDT
Jan 27th, 2008
10:11:04 AM
Didn't like Terebithia
by BDT
Jan 27th, 2008
10:28:03 AM
RE: Mori
by PirateEmery
Jan 27th, 2008
11:18:10 AM
The rat-thing in the promo stuff
by ZeroCorpse
Jan 27th, 2008
12:27:38 PM
UGHHHH!!! just read the books, kids.
by occula
Jan 27th, 2008
12:32:46 PM
Thanks Harry!
by CheriBomb
Jan 27th, 2008
12:49:24 PM
Wow, Nomor- I was ready to call shenanigans...
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Jan 27th, 2008
12:50:19 PM
you assholes
by troutpencil
Jan 27th, 2008
01:05:00 PM
Fuck it - i'm going to say this -
by ikkyu
Jan 27th, 2008
01:31:49 PM
Occula...you like Roan Innish?
by Bones
Jan 27th, 2008
01:40:18 PM
Harry can like and review whatever damn movie he wants
by TerryMalloy
Jan 27th, 2008
02:26:51 PM
What movie will end Harry's streak of praise?
by HudLives
Jan 27th, 2008
02:37:43 PM
This is off topic but...
by MikeHoncho
Jan 27th, 2008
02:39:09 PM
A review of EARL DITTMAN proportions
by mr_sinister7381
Jan 27th, 2008
02:58:17 PM
MikeHoncho
by TerryMalloy
Jan 27th, 2008
02:59:39 PM
BRIDEG OF TERABITHIA sucked
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 27th, 2008
03:24:44 PM
Shit covered leper Cock...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 27th, 2008
03:30:37 PM
My worst films of 2007 were...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 27th, 2008
03:36:05 PM
Okay, did nobody at all see Southland Tales?
by drave117
Jan 27th, 2008
03:41:13 PM
sorry to be negative nancy, bones...
by occula
Jan 27th, 2008
03:47:34 PM
JUMPER
by HEADGEEK
Jan 27th, 2008
04:07:57 PM
drave117...
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 27th, 2008
04:39:57 PM
best run of luck I guess
by AnwarNamtut
Jan 27th, 2008
04:52:03 PM
Don't worry Harry...it'll probably be the best thing you've ever
by leobloom
Jan 27th, 2008
04:53:14 PM
^^best thing you've ever seen
by leobloom
Jan 27th, 2008
04:53:54 PM
I am liking the shortened titles...
by PirateEmery
Jan 27th, 2008
05:05:08 PM
Spider Wick Spider Wick. Does whatever
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 27th, 2008
05:18:05 PM
Vamp-AICNchat
by drave117
Jan 27th, 2008
06:30:59 PM
Bridge to Terabithia pissed me off
by Han Cholo
Jan 27th, 2008
06:49:35 PM
Lemony Snicket was fantastic.
by Node32774
Jan 27th, 2008
06:53:32 PM
Thanks Lord of the Rings
by Orionsangels
Jan 27th, 2008
06:58:34 PM
Jumper is like that movie where
by Orionsangels
Jan 27th, 2008
07:00:08 PM
Jumper looks great, but wow the title sucks
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 27th, 2008
07:15:11 PM
I saw Harry come out of a showing of Meet The Spartans
by Mr_Saxon
Jan 27th, 2008
07:18:27 PM
White Jedi Can't Jump(er)
by Mr_Saxon
Jan 27th, 2008
07:19:31 PM
Spiderwick Schmyderwick
by Digby_Higgins
Jan 27th, 2008
07:23:21 PM
JUMPER/JMPR seems one-note and gimmicky
by George Newman
Jan 27th, 2008
07:34:45 PM
BRING ON THE HOBBIT
by ryman7
Jan 27th, 2008
07:36:04 PM
EXCLUSIVE TDK FOOTAGE
by ryman7
Jan 27th, 2008
07:37:03 PM
I don't think I'll see Jumper in theaters though
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 27th, 2008
07:39:35 PM
just IMDB'd Composer James Horner--WOW
by George Newman
Jan 27th, 2008
07:58:16 PM
watching the SAG awards:million times better than
by George Newman
Jan 27th, 2008
08:08:46 PM
who's winning George?
by leobloom
Jan 27th, 2008
08:18:00 PM
The Saggy looking actors and actresses
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 27th, 2008
08:19:49 PM
there was a Sopranos sweep in drama tv
by George Newman
Jan 27th, 2008
08:26:48 PM
Promising
by Messyjoe
Jan 27th, 2008
08:33:02 PM
Perhaps chocolate isnt best on a pussy
by Mysterious Yobo
Jan 27th, 2008
08:42:51 PM
I think it's a boon for the fantasy genre...
by Rakafraker
Jan 27th, 2008
09:03:37 PM
glad bardem won for no country...
by leobloom
Jan 27th, 2008
09:25:06 PM
WOW HARRY likes something with an Aptow
by Series7
Jan 27th, 2008
09:41:18 PM
What is the deal with talking animals?
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 27th, 2008
09:47:47 PM
This is probably the most corrupted review I've ever read
by Nerdboy1423
Jan 27th, 2008
10:05:35 PM
Christ, this TB seems to have Harry's attention...
by Shabbadoo
Jan 27th, 2008
10:34:49 PM
corrupted? wha?
by AnwarNamtut
Jan 27th, 2008
11:06:27 PM
DiTerlizzi is a brill artist,
by Dingbatty
Jan 28th, 2008
01:26:49 AM
jumper
by The Real MiraJeff
Jan 28th, 2008
05:26:37 AM
Screw this, Jumper looks the dogs
by DannyOcean01
Jan 28th, 2008
09:33:24 AM
This looks like kids fantasy done right
by SoylentMean
Jan 28th, 2008
11:34:39 AM
Theycallmemrglass
by raumohir
Jan 28th, 2008
12:14:06 PM
Jumper looks GREAT
by Abin Sur
Jan 28th, 2008
02:05:36 PM
Even years are good to Jackson
by Series7
Jan 29th, 2008
10:39:19 PM
Saw this last night at a screening
by Detective_Fingerling
Feb 8th, 2008
02:17:07 PM
David Straitharn A Good Performance?
by Colier Rannd
Feb 10th, 2008
11:07:25 PM
I saw it tonight in IMAX, and I really liked it!
by Zardoz
Feb 18th, 2008
02:15:35 AM

Quick Talkback

Please login to post talkback.