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Want To Know The Title Of The Next 007 Movie??
I am – Hercules!!
The BBC claims it’s “Quantum of Solace.”
It's the title of a James Bond short story Ian Fleming published in 1960.
I was hoping for "Never Say Raisins Again." Or "Doctor Phil." Or "Solace of Quantum"!
Oh well.
"Solace" begins "literally an hour after the last film left off," co-producer Michael Wilson tells the Beeb.
Read all of the BBC's report here.
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I don't believe it
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Now you clever people just have to figure it out...
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Sounds like the worst goth band ever.
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I found other articles on it and it seems to be true and as long as they keep up the great work and maintain a darker tone, they can call it "Bond Loves Cheese" and I'll be there opening day.
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The first rumors were for another story in "For Your Eyes Only," "Risico." I wonder why they chose this title from a story that barely features Bond.
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No habla Espanol, dammit.
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Quantum of Solace? Bleck, sounds all sci-fi and cheesy. As much as I like Tomorrow Never Dies, we don't need another one.
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Still as long as the film is good I don't care about the name.
I thought Kurylenko's claims that she's going to be a very different Bond girl were laughable though. How many times have we heard that now? That old cliche might have been true during the Roger Moore years but we've had more "tough" Bond girls than not in recent films. I don't necessarily mind a Bond girl being able to take care of herself, but these actresses should stop convincing themselves they're breaking new ground. They're just there to look hot. -
"Quantum of Solace? I don't even know what the hell that means!"
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For Your Thighs Only - The Search for Moneypenny and Q.
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Soon they'll just give up trying.
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But that doesn't mean that it will be better than the almost-as-bad-as-the-Brosnan-Bonds-snorefest Casino Royale!
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It would be fantastic! And it has one of the most gruesome torture scenes ever.
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Is Scott Backulla in this?
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Jake Lloyd as the new 007!
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as long as its on par w/C.R. it should be decent.
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Since Cassino Royale was also a great movie with a meh title.
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Conquest maul of a
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Conquest maul of a universe
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Or Pittance of Sanity. Or Absquatulation of the Turd. Inebriation of the Electrical Engineer. Mastication of Flatulence. Immolation of Merrick. See what happens when you string random words together for a title?
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bond is barely in it. makes no sense
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Indiana Jones and a Quantum of Solace. Not so bad now. huh.
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Kindom of the Crystal Skull already taken.
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"Before he was 007. Before he was 07. James Bond is. 7 "
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I can see using a title of a Fleming book or story if it's a good title, or if the movie is actually an adaptation of said title. If it's not though, why go with such a lame title. The Spy Who Loved Me film had nothing to do with the book, but it was a good title. Quantum of Solace ain't a good title, it sounds like some crap BBC movie playing Sunday night on PBS starring Helen Mirren and Timothy Dalton.
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bring on the viral marketing!
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or Duran Duran.
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Money of course. And at least from my perspective it worked. I hadn't watched a Bond movie since Goldeneye. I didn't even care enough to rent the others since then. I liked Craig in Layer Cake so much that the casting had me looking forward to CR. I saw Casino Royale in the theater and bought it on Bluray. I'm Daniel Craig's bitch I guess.
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oh yeah, Catwoman!
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Very Galactica sounding.
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i see translators around the world having trouble with this title
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does Harry have anything to do with this?
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Casino Royale was a huge step in the right direction even if the ending meandered. I'll totally be there on opening day.
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This was a short story in the "For Your Eyes Only" collection. There are some very important pointers regarding Bond, Vesper and how the events of Casino Royale will come into play and affect Bond in this movie. It also is clear what the title means when you take it in context of the story. Quantum of Solace is not a spy story or a typical Bond tale. Bond appears only in the background and is attending a boring dinner party at the Government House in Nassau with a group of socialites he can't detests (as per Vesper's comments in CR). Bond makes an rude remark after dinner when the other guests have left in order to stimulate conversation as he is bored shitless. The retort from the elderly Governor of The Bahamas who tells 007 a story about a relationship between former civil servant Philip Masters stationed in Bermuda and air hostess Rhoda Llewellyn. After meeting aboard a flight to London the two eventually married but after a time Rhoda became unhappy with her life as a housewife. She then began a long open affair with the eldest son of a rich Bermudan family. As a result Masters' work deteriorated and he suffered a nervous breakdown. After recovering he was given a break from Bermuda by the governor and sent on an assignment to Washington to negotiate fishing rights with the US. At the same time the governor's wife had a talk with Rhoda just as her affair ended. Masters returned a few months later and decided to end his marriage, although he and Rhoda continued to appear as a happy couple in public. Masters returned alone to the UK, leaving a penniless Rhoda stranded in Bermuda, an act of which he'd been incapable of merely months earlier. But Masters never recovered emotionally, his vital spark never relit. The governor goes on to tell Bond how after a time Rhoda married a rich Canadian and seems to be happy, telling Bond that his dull dinner companions whom he found so boring were Rhoda and her new husband. The story makes the point that 007 adventures are nothing compared to real life drama. Bond reflects that the lives of the people he passes somewhat superficial judgments upon can in fact hide poignant episodes. Quantum of Solace can be translated to "Degree of comfort,". Masters and Llewellyn could have gotten past their problems had they not lost their "Quantum of Solace" or "Degree of Comfort." They didn't have to do the horrible things they did to each other, they chose to because they lost their degree of comfort. In CR Vesper convinced Bond that just because he'd done terrible things he didn't have to keep doing them. Her subsequent betrayal could easily have removed his "Quantum of Solace," accounting for his cold indifference to both killing and members of the opposite sex.
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B-but I thought it was just going to be called "007" ...? That was cool & iconic. This crap just sounds like an episode of Star Trek Voyager, or some crap like that. Crap.
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"Quantum of Solace" ? Most people will ask for "JAMES BOND" when they buy their ticket at the theater box office. QOS takes place one hour after CR? Great! .... : (
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I'm just sayin'
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I'd like to see them put that in a song. Seriously.
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Craig was wack as bond, the only good section was the b&w intro and Bond 22 will suck a donkey's cock. Mark my words.
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Property of A Lady
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You know you want it.
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I actually think Pound Sand is on to something with his ideas. *polite clap*
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on many levels. so fuck y'all. if you though casino royal sucked...you suck.
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What rhymes with Quantum and Solace?
At least the title is a reference to Ian Fleming’s work.
I think it will grow on people, as Daniel Craig himself did (you doubters).
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Get Timothy Dalton up in the Bullpen.
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German. (I hope it's a wrong translation.)
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Cum on son of equal. That's it.
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2 hour lesson
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George Lopez stars as a landscaper by day...super secret agent by night.
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Loved Daniel Craig and the story! He needs a villain/henchmen that can match his physical nature. Oddjob? -
Cool Britannica's superspy vs. American's number one superguy.
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Kingralfuk, "Bond 21 was shit"??? God, you must be an idiot. Let me guess, your favorite is Moonraker because of all the lasers and junk, right?
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"Quantum of Solace" sounds like it ought to be playing alongside "The Muted Heart," "The Pain and The Yearning," "Rochelle Rochelle," and "The Other Side of Darkness."
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Fry-What are you teaching this year professer?
Farnsworth-Same thing i teach every year, the mathmatics of quantum nuetrino fields. I made up the name so no one would sign up for it.
Fry(while writing)-The mathmatics of Won Ton Burrito Meals -
Jan 24, 2008 9:48:45 AM CST
REMEMBER WHEN BEING A BOND GIRL MEANT SOMETHING? ME NEITHER
by pound sand
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not a Bond movie. In fact it sounds like something Gary Zukav would have come up with. Haven't seen him on her show for a while. Maybe Dr. Phil got rid of him.
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Trust me.
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That title evokes the possibility of terrorism.
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I wish they'd move on to the John Gardner books. NOBODY LIVES FOREVER and WIN, LOSE OR DIE are much better film titles.
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TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!!!
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Underwater robot thieves?
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Daniel Craig is the beez neez. Loved the last bond. Doo doo call to get rid of the director that made me like Brits again.
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Since this whole Jihad thing is all wacky.
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Has potential for dream sequences.
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Interesting how the Bondage skags went from bodacious. Despite their acting skills back to good actresses again. Talking about you Denise Richards! The last Bond girl I thought was hot at first then went to Meh. Shouldnt she have been the hottest to turn Bond into such a....Playa? The new Bond hoe is again seeming...Bleh?
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In the winter the bears wont maul us, that's cause we know the Quantums of Solace, yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh boy!
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The extra O keeps it extra real.
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HELLO!!
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Quote Of Anal Scum!!!! A BONDAGE FLICK!!!
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NICE!!
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After seeing the cast of Bond women who look like teenagers that they've lined up for this one it'll feel more like R. Kelly's home videos. And Quatum Solace is a dreadful title. Sounds like a Yanni ablum.I actually thought when they originally cast Carice Van Houten and got that drama film director guy that this one would be a step up from Casino Royale. But now I'm suspecting it will end up a total mess that it neither be a proper 007 feature or a gritty newschool Bourne deal but an annoying wierd hodgepodge of the two.
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I dunno...the Q has to mean something. I just have no idea what it means.
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& he finds it alright
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Theme song performed by the Gregorian Chant All-Stars
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This is an apparent image from the press conference for the film. Not too bad.
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Sounds like a tom selleck adventure movie !!!
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christ - they changed philosopher's stone to sorcerer's stone because no one knew what the latter was, and the madness of George III to the madness of george because they were worried people would think they missed the the first two.
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Awwwww, yeahhhh, hunting for the coo...
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Itll chip the white right off ya. And weigh in .007lbs of Couric-fied action to the face!
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Factual Mosque No? Some sort of islamic theme, then? Or Quanta Comes Foul? Not sure I want to speculate there. Flamenco Quota Us? Outface Qualm Son? I know! Canoe Qualms Tofu. Acumen Squat Fool? Case (of the) Quantum Fool? Fact Unequal Moos? Clam Sofa Unquote? Calm Aqueous Font? Mac Loaf Unquotes? Coma Equals Futon?
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There is absolutely no way that's the title.
In 1988 they had one called License Revoked. They changed it to License to Kill because the testing showed that not enough people knew what "revoked" meant.
So I don't think "quantum of solace" is going to make it.
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There thats for the wetards. Break it down like a fraction yall
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7206997.stm
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No other film "franchise" bores me to tears more than the 007 films. It's the same god-damned movie time and time again. The same god-damned dialogue. The same god-damned villains. The same god-damned titty life-support systems. The same god-damned sexual innuendo. The same god-damned gadgets. The same, the same, the same, the same.
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I was hoping it was On Her Majesty's Seeping Cervix
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Take the meaning of "Quantum of Solace" and find a shorter title to replace it.
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and got my former and latter mixed up in a flurry of thumb.
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..."Subatomic Particle of Comfort"?... "Quark of Consolation"?... "Discrete Quantity of Energy Proportional in Magnitude to the Frequency of Radiation it Represents of Cheer"?...
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Bond has 2 cufflinks now! What does it mean?
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I didn't know Phillip Glass replaced poor David Arnold. Can't wait for the Monty Norman remix.
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The article mentioned that M is having a larger role in all of this. My guess is that M's personal past has a few skeletons and she needs someone to do her some quite personal favors. She dislikes Bond, but is forced to rely on him.
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The Straw Menagerie
Pussybreaker
Race for the Crystal Widget
Death Won't Wait Forever
Sphincterfinger
Sieze the Day Tomorrow
The Glass Labia
The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy
Istanbullet
Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die
Yesterday Never Ends
License to Massacre
Moonpooper
Property of a Whore
The Outrageous Hanglider Episode
Dr. Nowhere Man
The Vagina Imperative
Baker's Dozen Minus One
Zorin's Next Blimp of Death
Blood is Thicker Than Vodka
The Faberge Turd
The International Bungee-Jump Debacle
Never Say You Love Me Anymore
For Your Taint Only
The Chartreuse Coffin
A View to a Spectacle
The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic
Never Send Condoms
Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load
Dying is Lonely
To Kill Deathly
Never Say Tomorrow Again
Goldenpancreas
Handshake Buzzer Miscreant
A View to a Cinematic Demise
Dying is Really Easy
Death is Not Convenient
The Machiavellian Caper
The Man with the Gimpy Leg
Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!
Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever
Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore
The Plague of Red Herrings
The Crystal Peacock
Death Has a Great Big Gun
The Crosshairs of Tomorrow
The Itch That Cannot be Scratched
The Lone Cycloptic Private Army
Butterball
The Inconceivable Red Herring
You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow
Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit
The Unpronouncable Fury
When Yesterday Exhales Again
Stinkfist
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A Particular Amount Of Comfort In Sorrow, Misfortune, Or Trouble. Thats a long title but it means alot. We should just call it Quantom Of Solace. Wait..see what I did? Eh? Eh? I have alot of time at work...
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I told my friends this would be used. They mocked me. Perfect Fleming.
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This title rocks.
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More than 10 that were LoL indeed
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...the overused Bond title keywords LIVE, DIE, GOLD or KILL.
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Find Solace in that!
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Maybe this will have "Bondian" content absent from Part One.
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Too soon for Heath Ledger gags?
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...rather than in Heath's obit post. And thank you for comparing me to a Bond villain which has to be the coolest insult ever. Now will somebody please compare me to a Bond Girl? Please? I have to laugh at the breathtaking nearly pornographic homoerotic imagery of your attacks on me, all that shit about me staying up til 3:00 am clutching my sweating chest... Really, somebody says "I was in an Alan Parker film and I was born in May 1972" and then accuses anybody who looks it up to be a stalker? Don't make such claims unless you're willing to back 'em up. And I have to be the only "stalker" in history who knows absolutely nothing about their "victim", while at the same time since I've been completely open on these threads you could know nearly everything about me!
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... made me laugh so hard that hot coffee shot out of my nose.
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The Faberge Turd! Oh man. Theres some keepers on there.
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Considerably Easier
Agent Lovesheets
Nobody Does it Harder
Case of the Crimson Tampon
Fatal Euchre!
Her Shorn Butterfly
The Fancy Humidor of Death
Goldenshower
No More Secret Lairs
The Sinister Mr. Handcheck
Kill and Kill Some More Tomorrow
A View to Something Visible
The Do-Not-Enter Anus
Love is Wet and Sticky
Moneypenny Supine Akimbo
The Double-Crossing Nymphomaniac Nun
Remember Tomorrow
Ovulator
Fecalquest
Nonstop Erotic Café
The Telescoping Dildo
The Diabolical Doctor Fishythumb
Cork on Death’s Ocean
Luxury of a Kill
A Year to the Day Again
The Pewter Tortoise
Removing M’s Garter
The Enchanted Zippo
Death Never Folds
The Stained Blue Dress
The Buoyant Prostitute
The Postman Texts Twice
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What a shit title. Oh well. There goes the franchise.
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At this rate, the next one will go from "Property of a Lady" to "13-inch dildo" and people would find it's ok.
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This site really has its elbow on the pulse of the industry.
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scooped by days
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Quorom of twelve...uh, too much of a moron refernce...nope next...Ummm...how about...I know...bring out the dart board...we throw darts at random names and put them together!Oh, old school...let's go with the latin, "Quantus Solari!"..."how much to console?"My inner nerd still loves going to the theatre and asking for a ticket to Boron when the "Fifth Element" came out.
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Also: the Ian Fleming short story "Quantum of Solace" is all about Bond talking about wanting to marry a flight attendant, then having a conversation at a cocktail party with a dude who got stuck in a bad marriage. And the "quantum of solace" is something to do with a man's comfort in a relationship. Or something like that; it's been years since I read it. Bottom line, it's boring as hell. And even the title leaves a bad taste.
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Seriously, last post I made the Ali G mistake.
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Jan 24, 2008 10:42:47 AM CST
Know who'll like this title? The architect from The Matrix.
by spandau belly
He sure loves his math terms. Plus he can watch all 23 Bond films at once on all his little screens."Ergo therefore your hypothetical non-transient martini was neither shaken vis-a-vi the simple diabolistic physics of a chain of events beyond your simple comprehension as a double 0, nor was it emphetically stirred in accordance with meticulously balanced quark modulation protocal."
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... Simon Le Bon!
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... maybe this site can devolve into nothing but a series of paltry-income-generating Amazon links. WHOOPS TOO LATE.
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I mean, they musta misheard it at the press conference EON held this afternoon and so did Sky News who also broke the story.Yes, it's a shit title, but it is THE title.
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... anchorite I forgot before that you had also freaked about how many weeks or months or whatever I had "stalked" you... It took me like three minutes to go through Alan Parker's IMDB credits to find Jeremy Schoenberg, then two more minutes to find Schoenberg's web page. Five freaking minutes last June, then I promptly forgot all about it til last night. I've already apologised for sharing this with BSB on the TB's, but that's not good enough to satisfy your stalker fantasy... I suggest you go out and hire some nice young man who could use the money...
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directed by julian schnabel; this touching turn on the bond mythology, deals with our hero as he makes the long journey home to bury his beloved family dog.
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Just guessing, and maybe it's not the easiest to grasp title, but it's sure hard as hell to forget now that everyone can mock it, right? Worked for Nintendo; Revolution sounded cool, sure, but Wii gets the World-Jackass-machine going and here we are 14 months later with people still waiting in lines for it.
Also, I'd read it to mean that it's the smallest amount of comfort/peace Bond could be afforded. Especially since the movie's starting an hour after the last, right? The end of the last movie had Bond in full-on vigilante mode, definitely not at peace. No rest for the weary and all... -
The Impeccable Brassiere
Death Won’t Leave a Skid Mark
Return of the Third Nipple
Girls on Film
Death is a Hedon
Dinglebitten
A Shot in the Groin
The Inescapable Death Machine
Love Tusk
Dying is Optional
The Vaginator
Monkeychoker
A Diamond in Her Muff
The Pyrite Hexagon
Ardent Jailbait
Death Is Not a Cheat
Leadfoot
Captain Crusty Underpants
The Porcelain Swan
Death Be Not Loud
Tastes Like Strawberries
Scent of a Tranny
Knowing Her Sardines
Hymenpopper
2000 Royal Flushes
The Ivory Boner
Boogerfinger
The Accidental Runs
To Kill a Parakeet
Orgasm’s Twilight
Stomp-o-lympics
Anal Wind
Mirrorpowder
Dying with a Tan Line
The Briefcase Enigma
Death is a Constant Alternative
Goldkissy Galore
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"No rest for the weary": THAT would be a cool Bond title. Sophisticated but understandable by the masses.
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priceless
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Or how about "Why Does the First Chick I Screw Always Get Killed Before the Third Reel?"
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starring Keira Knightley talking so damn fast you have no idea what she's saying, but DAMN does she look good in a wet dress...hell, "Quadratic Equations and Martinis" would be better than this!
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Casino royale was the last chance the flatulent Broccolis had to make Bond relevant ot the 21st century . And they failed. I wont be going to see "Quantum of Solace". Bond is a timepiece better suited to the 1950's and 60's. The mark set by Spy movies is Bourne and Bond doesnt address the issues that Bourne presented. AKA: Spy organsiations fuck up the world. So to me Bond is a sick joke that should be shunned. Not promoted.
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Easy on the Vermouth
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HEATH!!!!!!!!
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No, really.
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Jan 24, 2008 11:16:09 AM CST
all it takes is the courage to say
by lloyd bonafide the korean war veteran
get in there and make me some bean dip.
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Shut it down! Shut it all down!
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so you really bought the Greengrass promotional bullshit? Or is it your own opinion (which I respect, BTW) about what is meant to be 100% escapist fantasy in the first place? Unlike Bourne.
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Every Bourne movie is this:
Bourne: Who am I? (for forty minutes)
Every other character: Oh God, dear Jesus, it's Bourne!
Love interest: Who are you?
One really cool fight scene or chase that is marred by shakey cam.Bourne: Who am I? (Another Forty minutes)
Everyone else: I can't believe we were fooled again by Bourne's magician like mis-direction. He lied to us on a mobile phone again! Thank goodness he's dead...again. -
'Ton Of Aqua Muscle'!....but it could also be 'Toque Of Anal Scum'...who really knows.
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several years ago, Licence Revoked had to be changed to Licence To Kill on the basis that thick Americans would not understand the word "revoked", in between spelling Licence as "license". now it would seem that the makers of Bond believe that thick Americans are not quite so thick as they once were and will be able to understand the title. nice one, America, on no longer being quite so thick.
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Factual Mosque No
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After all, The real title for the First Harry Potter book was Philosopher's Stone but we got the Sorcerer's Stone instead because, well, I don't know why but apparently we get sorcery more than we do philosophy.
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A Focal Mosque Nut
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A Squat Colon Fume
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Anal Scum Quote Of
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It's just a difference in the language. England and America do have the occasional language barrier too. I'm no jingoist but I do get tired of Americans constantly being accused of being stupid. Spend some time in some other countries and you'll find that most people are stupid, no matter where they happen to live. If America is so dumb, you all take a stab at inventing everything for a change.
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If you're from Britain, what's your excuse for Liverpool's general population then?
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doesn't it?
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http://tinyurl.com/39bm42
Tiny URL goes here:
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Quantum+of+Solace&t=20000
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But seriously -- there's no way they're going to go with that title. They shouldn't be slaves to Fleming's titles, anyway.
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The best Bond title ever, instead of a Bond girl, Eric Dane will be the, err, umm, Bond Boy!!!
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This guy is wrong on EVERYTHING.
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...yes, Americans are often proud of their ignorance. Look who's in charge. Quantum of Solace is a fantastic title. But I can hear the others: "What does that word mean? Holy shit! I've got to dowmlod porn and watch American Gladiators! Fucking stupid title!"
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Title for a movie that actually got made.
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Has about a 30% approval rating. And I didn't say that most Americans weren't stupid. I'm saying most EARTHLINGS are stupid. No need to single out the US. If everything we do is so beneath the rest of the world, I wonder why motion pictures are the US's second biggest export.
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I once thought this would make a good title, back when Dalton was still set to return for a third movie. But looking at it today, it's pretty bad. Michael Wilson claims it was chosen "just a few days ago", which doesn't inspire much confidence either. You can almost see them sitting around and asking, "Is there any way we can spin that title to fit our movie?"
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...Even though that phrase sounds like a line of dialogue from some obscure character (with faucets for hands, a gothic cathedral spire imprinted with a thumbprint for a head and clad in leather bondage gear) in Grant Morrison's version of Doom Patrol would say. "Quantum of Solace! Red Pepper enema? Skeezix the defibulator! Zamboni... zamboni succubi!"
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somehow reminds me of Fortress of Solitude. And that sounds like a riveting motion picture..Superman: Fortress Of Solitude..
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Licence to Swill
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Way cooler...
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DBS of Solace
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America has one of the best education systems in the world. We are not dumb. But if it gets you off you are welcome to spit out whatever billshit you want. We understand what quantum and solace and philosopher mean but that does not mean it's a good title. I also know what thr word parsimonius and mugwump mean but "the parsimonious mugwump" is not a good title for a movie
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With 'Star Trek' and 'Rambo', that would have made a "we got nuthin" trifecta.
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They told me it wasn't classy enough, and would be viewed as a sexist comment and turn off the female demographic. Then they punched me in the balls and threw me out of their office... FUCKERS.
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Something way, way outside of common parlance that no normal person would ever, ever say (you'd say "moment of peace"). "Excuse me... you don't know me, but I just wanted to remark that, now that the ambassador has arrived from Singapore, perhaps he will be able to find a 'Quantum of Solace' in his hotel suite. Don't you think? That's all, thank you." (Assassination ensues)
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And I said "billshit". I hate typing on my phone.
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he reaqlly loved that girl i thought. In this next film he has at least two girls, and maybe a third, correct?
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To Kill in Vain
Never Say Tomorrow Anymore
The Longest Time
The Gaping Vagina
The Living Nightlight
A Visit from Yesterday
Death Disengages the Safety
What’s Yours is Mines
The Man With a Peculiar Monacle
Intestinal Fortitude
MacGuffin’s Crematory Service
When M Fellates Me
That Brakeless Death
Telly Savalis Shot My Bitch, That Bald Fuck
Plume from a Quail
The Crystal Canteen
Never Say Gold Anymore
I Expect You to Die Again
Killing for Chuckles
Q Rides Again
That Lonesome Casket
The Halting of a Marriage
Die An Endless Death
The Mysterious Paperweight
On Her Majesty’s Bed
That Odious Hole
Death Packs an Automatic
Screw ‘em and They Die
The Lair Beneath the Sea
The Unspeakable Silence
The Endless Daytime
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Hopefully three, all at the same time, and with him practically unseen on camera. And water. Lots of water.
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The last thing we want is an odd, thoughtful, obscure name that suggests a slightly adult Bond which stays as close to Fleming as Casino Royale did. Fuck that with a side of cock pie. What we need is "Killing Again With Carchases". You know, something for the chillins' - something to get us back to the good old days of Octopussy..... Quantum of Solace is dark & slightly baroque - a bit like James Bond. I'm off to build a time-machine. That way everyone who judges a Bond film by its special commemorative Burger King tie-in cup can go back to 1997 and enjoy Tomorrow Never Dies on continuous reloop. And then gouge their eyes out with the Jonathan Pryce-shaped straw. Anyone who does not like this title is absolutely not wlecome in my secret underground lair.
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With them running out of Ian Fleming, titles to use for the movies, it would be nice to start using the James Gardener Novels.
Heck, whom nowadays ought to give it a shot at writing new 007 Novels?
Tom Clancy?
Harry Turtledove?
R.A. Salvatore?
Steven Erikson?
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"That's it Mistress, pour the hot wax on my balls...OH FUCK! Quantum of....Quantum of...FUCK, WHAT IS IT?"
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IT'S OFFICIAL. HARRY ARE YOU REALLY SO MUCH OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE REAL WORLD HAHAHA
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Acumen Squat Fool, Aqua Come Flu Snot, Aquas Cool Met Fun, and of course, Canal Mosque Tofu
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GET A DICTIONNARY IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING, OR READ FLEMING, WHICH PROBABLY ONLY 5% OF YOU MAY HAVE DONE
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"America has one of the best education systems in the world."
Not anymore. After Reagan dismantled California's incredible education system, we dropped global ranks fast along with all the other programs. Yes, we have great minds here. Yet American students rank around 40 in terms of science and humanities globally. Far more folks here are sucking off the tube rather than reading. And 30 percent approval or not, a genuine moron became president twice and has continued to lie and bully our nation into submission. People here care more about Britney Spears than Iraq. I'm an American, I know what's been going on in our country for a long time. Quantum of Solace means something if you know a little English and are willing to think for longer than one second. Whoda thunk Bond was educational? -
That was the perfect impression of a pretentious, sanctimonious douchebag! Excelsior!
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Thanks for taking the time to post that.
Having never read much of Bond, I'll be interested in seeing which elements they pull from the short story to use in the film, if any.
But I'm with SpyGuy, QoS is too much of a mouthful - how Nobody Lives Forever or Win, Lose or Die hasn't already been used is amazing. -
Quantum of Solace is a cool title, but won't appeal to younger crowd or the lower quotient...
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It's only appropriate
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I also do a mean Sean Conenry. I roll the 'R's and do the 'sh' thing. Bond is about the one thing that can get me riled up. We want a dark, grown-up Bond. We want a title like 'Die Again Tomorrow'..... I just think the producers have a) earned enough trust from the last one that people should give them some benefit b) are clearly going away from the kid-appeal that made the franchise so lame. So I get pretentious / sanctimonious about it. I also happen to be right though so don't hate a brother.
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Jan 24, 2008 12:53:14 PM CST
"America has one of the best education systems in the world."
by stamper
"America has one of the best education systems in the world."
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...are the ones still waiting for that JINX franchise.
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...when we go buy a ticket, we're all just gonna say '...tickets for Bond' please. We always have, we always will.
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How does one chest-bump another across the worldwide web-net??
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Do Unto Others First
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No problem amigo ! I hope it helps cast some light on the directions they might take and how we can expect, as Craig says, to see Bond being shaped in a continuation from Casino Royale. Hopefully it will cut through some of the general ignorance of people who cannot compute a title without the words "Kill" or "Die" in it. The title song will hopefully follow "You Know My Name" and not have to reference the title. I have high hopes for this. Craig in the lead and being active in sorting out the plots/script. Marc Foster who made Kite Runner, and some top class talent in acting department (e.g. The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, what a movie !). Oh, and re : the anti-Americanism. I ain't American, and I reckon the entire world has seemed to take a slide backwards towards general ignorance recently. Probably due to the internet giving fucktards a worldwide voice. I have travelled extensively all over the world and more than anything in the US (I used to be married to a Yank) and the Amercan's are some of the coolest, most friendly and greatest people on the planet. If we judge them all by the monkey in the White House or the fucktards online then we do ourselves as big a diservice as them.
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Sounds much better....
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Obviously, you haven't been many other places in the world. North America (Canada and US), Europe (Mainly EU), some parts of Asia, and Australia have developed and established educational systems. Leaving the better part of the rest of the world pretty much without structured as we know it education.Population in Africa and China alone represents a macrocosmic difference.Besides, if you want to rip on American education, when I was in college there were more foreign students than Americans enrolled. I'm sure we can find others than can vouche for that.
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ITS GOT NO ZAZZ.
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ZAZZ BITCH!
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Just let me into your secret underground lair when the SPECTRE hits the fan...
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in it?
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Acumen Squat Fool, Aqua Come Flu Snot, Aquas Cool Met Fun, and of course, Canal Mosque Tofu
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Jan 24, 2008 1:13:30 PM CST
"America has one of the best education systems in the world."
by darfurontherocks
......If you can afford it.....
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You have yourself a deal. You can even point the death ray and press buttons and stuff.
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Not that this should be a surprise to anyone though.
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good one, Snowcone.
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What's a Quantum of Solace?
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Good Anagram!
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... We have all the time in the world. I really appreciate those snippets into the psyche of Bond. Craig's 007 seems more of a reboot. I wonder if they will do a Bond after Brosnan's time frame...?
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The WGA are in trouble if I decide to scab.... :)
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That's gotta be a fake shooting title
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REALLY bad.
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buggerlugs is right - I always say "Bond" when asking for tickets..... like in May I'll be saying "Indiana Jones" when I go to see that Sheer the Beef movie.
I like the title because its Fleming and probably has relevance to what's happening to Bond, but then I'm not trying to market a multi-million-dollar movie to a global audience...
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I actually think it’s a fine title. It's very Bond, very Fleming. True Bond is not just about explosions and mindless vapid half naked women. And given the choices from CR and how well it worked I think Bonds moving in the right direction. This era of new Bond doesn’t seem to be (so far at least) pandering to the crowd or the lowest common denominator. So the retarded fuck who mops up the floors in the office who only wants to see tits and stuff go boom doesn’t get it. OH well, it’s not for him. Let him go watch Die Hard 4 or whatever the latest wrestler turned 'actor' flick is. God forbid someone learn new words. If they don’t know what it means pick up a goddamn dictionary. Now granted it might be a bit of a mouthful for some, but it’s not as bad as previous titles. Octopussy? Come on. And the title doesn’t have to be in the theme song.
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I love going to AICN. Nerds blowing their loads to see who can come up with the most imaginary Bond title. Some of you cocksuckers should read Fleming.
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It's Fleming and they bitch - it's not Fleming and they still bitch. QED, fuck them all !
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I'm just a silly American.
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who can't spell...dammit!!!!
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Apparently a certain kind of tourist can pay a lot for total desuction in certain bars in Bangkok. They love you long time ! :)
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I'm just being silly with it. Because what someone said above was true, about most titles containing the words gold, live, die, kill, and never.
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I'm very happy with this title, and it's great to see one of the last few Fleming titles used for a film. If you don't understand the phrase, you're either 1)incredibly stupid, 2)incredibly lazy to spend three seconds to look up the words on the Internet or 3)a combination of the two.
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"I thought I told you never to say never again"
"OctogenerianPussy"
"From The Ukraine with a sort of cold detatchment"
"You only Live Twice(unless you're a Kitty Cat)"
"Tits-A-Plenty"
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The title is directly from Fleming, and is a clue that this Bond film will match the smarter, more dramatic and literate 007 of "Casino Royale", which was the best Bond film since OHMSS.
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It sounds nothing like a classic Bond title, regardless of the meaning, and regardless of the fact that Ian Fleming wrote it. Just because a title is authentic to the original author doesn't make it great. QUANTUM OF SOLACE sounds like the title of an obscure science fiction novella, not a Bond movie. And for those who are jazzed on the idea of a more "literary" Bond: Bond is action-adventure, plain and simple. We would like it to be "smart" action-adventure, but Bond is not Hemingway or F.Scott Fitzgerald. In sum, I don't like the title.
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Do you think you're gonna be waiting in line to buy movie tickets and someone in front of you is gonna say, I'll have two for Quantum of Solace, lol! NO! They're gonna say gimmie two for James Bond
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...Nixonian enemies list now with BSB. Its because I thought that when he said he was in an Alan Parker movie he meant we should see who he was. He says now that he never gave any such clue, well, as I DON"T cache his old posts it took me a while to dig this up... http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/32616#comment_1505154 ... and because I don't watch Veronica Mars I missed this one entirely http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/32948#comment_1559840 where he's claiming to be Dana Carvey? Or was that a joke? Nope scroll down further he insists he was in it. Oh check out Alonzo Mosley's posts too! What's he doing? Checking out anchorite's story at IMDB just like I did! He found a different name but he wasn't given a birthday... Funny, anchorite didn't call Alonzo a creepy cyber-stalker... hmmm I guess you have to make nice with BSB to earn that! Because I'm not a stalker I can't find the post where he said his 34th birthday was in the first week or so of May 2007, but this is enough to show that this CREEP, this FREAK, is a liar. And I wouldn't give a shit, but he's lying about ME.
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Bond movies need to be one or two name titles.
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Just curious...
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Quantum...an amount. In physics, a very small amount. solace...safety, comfortSo Bond has little comfort for whatever reason. Probably meaning that he'll kill everyone involved with Vesper's death but it gives him little comfort. No, it's not a good title for a movie but that's what it means.
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Test audiences will hate the title. It'll get changed.
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But fuck it! it's Bond!
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I needed the laugh and some of those were downright hilarious. But I have to say I think "Blood is Thicker Than Vodka" could actually work. My favorite though is "Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore". :D
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I know what the title meant, but the average joe won't have a clue. Also, I've met some people that weren't Americans that were dumb as posts.
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What do you have to say about this?
http://tinyurl.com/2b7g96
And really, what about this?
http://tinyurl.com/yvajtf
And by the way, just because I didn't like the new title doesn't mean I want the Jinx franchise. We just have different aesthetic tastes for titles. I'm a Connery purist, but enjoyed Moore's goofy as hell interpretation until his later films, liked Dalton's first one, hated every Brosnan Bond except Goldeneye and liked Casino Royale a lot. -
Not necessarily. I went to public schools and worked hard and got a free ride to a good private university. I really believe that whole "American dream" myth
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... in The Black Dossier. He tries to rape Mina Harker and she kicks the shit out of him.
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... gets knocked down, villain's almost ready to shoot him, but he reached out, grabs a nearby box, opens it, reaches in, and throws Schoedinger's Cat, hissing and clawing madly, into the face of the surprised villain, who falls screaming off the skyscraper to his death. Bond looks down, smiles and mutters under his breath, "Poor bastard got the wrong quantum state." Opening credits ensue.
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...isn't an inherently bad title; just wrong for these times. With the average vocabulary getting smaller by the hour (or just replaced with pop-culture-fed slang) I think this title will sound like gibberish to most people. Or they will associate it with the TV show which represents their only knowledge of the use of the word "quantum". In light of the movie's apparent revenge storyline -- with Bond uncovering the tragic truth about Vesper from the first film and hunting down those responsible -- the title makes perfect sense. It's just not a title that evokes any association with things Bond for the average moviegoer in 2008.
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Hmmm...what is George Lucas produced/directed this movie>
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the first time I heard of the word quantum was when I read Michael Crichton's "Timeline". But I was 13 and at least I was reading.
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Hmmm...what if George Lucas produced/directed this movie?
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with a little Pussy Galore OnaTop!
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That should be the title.
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But he's a better fighter.
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movies were pretty good
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Another good title.
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What is that for a name? Nonsensical. It needs explanation and it's not memorable.
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But I probably would have picked Children of Men over Bond too.
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Who really cares, though? Just give me another great movie like Casino Royale!
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Not in terms of being an asskicker, which clearly I am not, but I can relate to his cold, stoic reaction to shit and just trying to survive. The whole ladies man schtick, though cool for Bond, isn't something I aspire for or think I could pull off. But cold, relentless dedication to get the job done and escape? I'm all about that. Or, at the very least, I'd like to think so. Perhaps the real truth is that I'm boring. BORING! Zzzzz. God, I even put myself to sleep!
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Well that and PAN'S LABYRINTH.
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because I wish I could screw 100 chicks and then leave them in the dust. I have issues.
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But man did I love No CountryFOM and TWBB.
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Some Hot Chick Who Turns Into A Bad Guy Later On: "Mr. Bond, I understand you are a master mathematician as well as a super spy and sexual superman, is that true?"
Bond: "Let X = Y, baby."
Some Hot Chick Who Turns Into A Bad Guy Later On: *Swoons*
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I haven't seen NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN or THERE WILL BE BLOOD yet!!! I need to get out more. Really looking forward to both...
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Cause that's worse than Phantom Menace.
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He wrote Bullet and the Thomas Crown Affair. He hated both No Country and There Will Be Blood. Sometimes I just don't understand people with different tastes than me. And it makes me angry.
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Go see them. As they say: "There Will Be No Country for Old Man-Blood." And that my friend is a promise.
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Craig spoke about in an interview on the BBC apparently its something about Bonds feelings and emotions after the end of the last movie.
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That puts the title into some perspective ... still not a good one though. We can do better. I hope they're reading AICN.
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A Look to a View? Never Say "Veggie" Again? The Spy Who Shoved Me?
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[in a German accent] That sounds very...feminine...Mr. Bond. Are you a little girl who's just had her itsy bitsy heart broken? Bond: She loves me. German guy: What? [Gunshot is heard] Bond: She loves me not.
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Jan 24, 2008 4:25:58 PM CST
PROFESSOR IKA - IS ANCHORHEAD STILL MILKING THE SYMPATHY COW?
by bringingsexyback
What an incurable moron. This shit writes itself ...
By the way, contrary to Prof Ikamono & BSB's...
by anchorite Jan 24th, 2008
10:05:53 AM
assertions, I NEVER gave my birthday or any other "clues" about my identity on here. I never mentioned specific places (other than states or cities I have lived in) or anything else that would identify me. I don't want anyone on AICN knowing who I am. That's the bloody point of posting with a username that's not my own!
I was in Road to Wellville with Anthony Hopkins...
by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007
10:01:21 AM
playing Kellogg. It was a lot of fun to work with him, but the movie was gawd-awful. Isn't that the way it usually ends up? The more fun you have making a movie, the worse it seems to be. Oh, well.
We all know it will be Jon Turtletaub...
by anchorite May 11th, 2007
06:44:46 PM
or if we're good boys and girls, KAOS, or perhaps Pitof. We should be so lucky. I personally vote for Alan Parker. Anyone who can work with Madonna and still have a career ought to be given a chance. Plus, he cast and directed me in a movie. He's a good guy.
Alonzo, that was hilarious! Bugsy Malone???
by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007
01:01:25 PM
I haven't thought of that movie in ages. Wasn't Jodie Foster in that? I seem to remember someone with a Tommy gun shooting eggs. Is that right?
By the way, I wasn't an extra in the movie. I actually was a featured cast member. I even ended up in the commercials and some of the print ads. Honestly, I'm not proud of it. It was a terrible movie. Anthony Hopkins was amazingly cool to work with. Consummate professional. John Cusack? Not so much.
I have a lot to be ashamed of. I'm also not proud of those episodes of Walker: Texas Ranger I did. Or Under Siege, for that matter. My god, no wonder I got out of the acting business. One thing I AM proud of - I was cast in Ali as a sports reporter that interviews Ali.
I turned it down because I had heard that the shoot was already all sorts of screwed up with mismanaged production schedules and that there was even a chance of the film being yanked by the studio because it seemed to be spiraling out of control.
Michael Mann was putting his own money into it to keep the shoot going. So I said no thanks and told them about a friend of mine who was all too happy to be in the movie and would have been great.
He didn't get that part, but ended up as an extra in the movie. He would call me up just to bitch at me about how horrible the shoot was going. They were apparently completely uncoordinated and disorganized, and it was a helluva mess for everyone involved. And I don't recall ever seeing the scene I was supposed to be in ending up in the final cut of the film. So I count myself lucky for passing on that one.
Enterprise wasn't worth a nickel...
by anchorite Jun 11th, 2007
01:04:42 PM
I worked at Paramount then and I can tell you how disappointed everyone was who worked on that show, especially the ones who had worked on previous Star Trek shows. It started off as a great idea but it never came together quite right, and most everyone knew it at the time. We were surprised Paramount milked it for as long as they did. We all knew UPN was a sinking ship - all they had was Star Trek and wrestling. Sound familiar?
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He gave him a spotlight on Texas Ranger and this is how he's repaid? What an ingrate.
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Quantum of License to Solace Kill
Gold Quantum
Die Another Solace
Dr. Solace
From A Quantum View To A Solace Kill
Quantum Diamonds For Solace Who Loved Me
From Quantum You Only Solace Twice
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the title was confirmed at a press conference for the film. Well, if it's a Fleming title, I guess it's alright. (Although, I'd never heard of it before this and it sounds kind of silly!) Still, if the movie kicks as much ass as the last one, they could call it "AssRaper" and I'd still go see it!
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I looked on IMDB but no one who was in Road to Wellville was in Bugsy Malone
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Sorry, CR was the best bond movie to date. While the other movies (Connery, Brosnan) were fun to watch or whatever, they were fucking stupid movies. CR and the new one are to Bond what JJ Trek will be to the first generation.
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Golden Death to Die Gold
Live and Let Living Diamonds Die in Daylight
Thunderfinger
The Spy who Manned Me
Doctorpussy
On Her Majesty's Tempur-Pedic
From Russia with Gloves
Gold Bond: Only Not For Your Eyes
You Only Live Once, Duh!
The Killing Moonlights
Tomorrow Dyeing Highlights
Okay I'll stop. Those were bad.
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I liked the movies too but the "oh whoa is me, I don't remember anything now let me fight this guy so it makes Cloverfield look like a still photo while I dick around with this cell phone and taunt my adversaries by telling them I'm standing right next to them" can only be cool so long.At least Bond travels the globe, chugs vodka, bangs chicks and caps fools and has fun doing it. Now if your argument is that Bourne is more realistic than Bond then you should be euthanised.
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... so that those who won't bother copy-pasting the links can read for themselves. I challenge anyone to find a common actor in Wellville, Walker and Under Siege... I think it's pretty clear our boy's a bit of a flake. I'd love to stay and chat about the Bond title - Here's one for our newest dickwad troll - The Spy Who Gloved Me. But I have class tomorrow and must prepare my lecture notes...
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For this, and many more anagrams of Quantum of Solace, try http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ and don't forget to take the spaces out of the URL if this motherfreaking site has put some in.
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That said, I like it well enough. "Solace" is a great word. "Quantum," not so much.
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A Loaf Cunt Mosque = best.
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Moneypenny Supine Akimbo!! Where do you find these?
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I knew anchorite was a fairly bigoted conservative who twisted anything into a whiny "liberals are evil" rant, but I never knew he was lying and claiming to be a legitimate actor.this is hilarious, and crazy. personally, I don't like the perception of inherent anonymity that seems to come with the internet. as long as nothing illegal goes down, I think people following breadcrumbs to find your identity is fair game. if you don't want it known, don't talk about your real life. if you want to lie and be someone else, hey, great, that's what the internet is for. but don't be specific enough that people can call you on your lies, or at least don't get upset when they do.anchorite has spent years on AICN cultivating his persona. he loves the attention he gets from posting angry rants that no one will agree with. why else would a conservative post SO OFTEN on AICN? he needs the attention.if that begins to unravel because of some spurious claims about various acting gigs, it will be a shame. but don't be surprised if he disappears, and a new talkbacker shows up ranting about liberals...
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sorry, I'm not very good at anagrams.
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Well done, folks.
Quantum of Solace...
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Coy Areola Sin
A Rosy Acne Oil
Cool Rainy Sea
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That is hilarious
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AS LONG AS THE MOVIE KICK ASS I DON'T CARE.
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- Daniel Craig has already let that slip... it makes sense, and it's a great name for the film.
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...nice one!
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I vaguely remember anchorite saying in some TB that his UserID is the name of his first novel or was it screenplay? I wonder if it features Dwarf Giants?
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That's a cool title.
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Strike a pose, James.
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Alone of Cumquats
Uncool Fame Squat
A Mofo Equals Cunt
Quote of Anal Cum
Squat A Colon Fume
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Jan 24, 2008 5:20:01 PM CST
I JUST DON'T THINK THE WORD SOLACE BELONGS IN A 007 MOVIE
by bringingsexyback
Even if it is a Fleming title. Shit, he could've named one of his books "Cloverfield" but that don't make it a good title.
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The thing about Anchorite is that he laid those kinds of posts ... everywhere. I tended to ignore them, but if he's going to call me and Prof Ika stalkers, well, game's on motherfucker.
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It's Hopscotch time.
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You've got to be kidding me. The English language is truly a boundless frontier ...
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I'm James Bond, spy, you know me?
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Anchorite was his pissboy. Mystery solved, and not much of a surprise either.
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I was like, what did he say? Sinjin Smy? What?
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the thing is, they seem jokey and clam, and you seem extraordinarily upset. not to mention, you can't seem to make it through a single post without 4 or 5 homosexual references.you don't actually think that anyone is really obsessed with finding out who you are, do you? we just don't like you, and since your ego keeps dropping all these little nuggets of your real life, people have used them to try to get at you. and it's obviously working.my personal opinion is that you made up most, if not all the information about the acting and such. or at least exaggerating. I think you're upset because you've been caught in lies, not because of some perceived indignity. and all this homophobic rhetoric and insults are just masking that.but that's just me. I'm a liberal wacko, right?
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Good god. This is as bad as letting Chris Cornell put out that shitty theme tune in Casino Royale.
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i got one... quote: anus of clam. That has to be it!
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Mailed: January 24, 2008
From: BringingSexyBack
To: Michael Mann
Thank you for replying. The Insider is one of my favorite movies by the way.
*******
Mailed: January 24, 2008
From: BringingSexyBack
To: Michael Mann
I can substantiate pulling out of his mouth because he was sucking too hard. Tell that NeoCon wannabe to go fuck himself.
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Mailed: January 24, 2008
From: BringingSexyBack
To: Michael Mann
Hello Mr. Mann. Please find attached a quote from Anchorite about pulling out from your movie. Can you substantiate this information? -
hehe you get the gist of it.
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Another piece to the puzzle. Thanks dickhead.
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I agree with that anagram.
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Got a webcam?
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A Fleming title lends it style.
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James Bond and the Phantom Quantum of Solace
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You just have no imagination. Think about it. Wink wink. Nudge Nudge. Know what i mean? Know what I mean? Say no more. Say no more.
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Jan 24, 2008 6:14:02 PM CST
XIPHOS - I DON'T KNOW BUT APPARENTLY HE HAS EXPERIENCE
by bringingsexyback
I hope he explains. That's more information for our social engineering project.
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You're a man o'the world, squire
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and yes, it is.
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It's a prequel.
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so will Alonzo be joining us in anchorite's pool? i mean he did as much or more "cyber-stalking" as we did. Hey ancho are any of the TalkBackers who might of copypasted the linked I posted cyber-stalkers too? after all that's ALL BSB did to get those in his post. All I did to find those was simply google anchorite and bugsy malone together. If I had a sinister evil cache of all your posts I would have included the one where you mentioned your 34th birthday. But these are sufficient for all TalkBackers to examine and find you full of shit. Again I challenge anyone to cross-reference The Road to Wellville, Under Siege, and three episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger and find a common cast member. The fact is that if you lied about that, which is pretty clear, then ANYTHING that you have posted about yourself (which is a lot) is suspect. So scary cyber-stalker me, has NO FUCKING IDEA if your male, female, white, black, old, young, gay, straight, fat, skinny, or even if you are actually Jewish or American!!! Everything about you could be a put-on! Who knows? Who fucking cares? Hell, you might not even exist at all, you could actually be some other TalkBacker's fictional character. Stalk you? I might as well stalk the wind!
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Jerome Kerviel at the French bank Societe Generale. He just lost $7.16 Billion for the bank. I don't think he'll be getting his bonus.
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Damn, that would make a great Bond title.
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Prof ... don't let Anchorhead get to you. He's just trying to dig himself out of the sewer, otherwise known as his reputation. And have a good lecture tomorrow - remember, the students are paying 20% interest on the tuition they charged to Visa, so give em their money's worth.
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I don't know anything about Citroens except that funky commercial that was better than the whole Transformers movie. I think SoGen may roll out the ol' guillioutine (sp) for Msr. Kerviel ... can't wait for the obit TB on that one.
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caught in a bunch of lies...I'll go out on a limb here (sarcasm) and say that rather than explaining his obvious lies, he doesn't mention them at all (or if he does, he just makes vague, non-commital statements), and instead focuses on the following topics:-homosexuality-stalking-liberals-homosexualityhomosexuality-liberalslet's cross our fingers and see if I'm right!
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Or is it me? No wait, this is too classic! I've figured out anchorite's secret! He's Homewreaker/zfisk!!! that would be fucking hysterical! I actually could see zfisk creating the anchorite persona to post this shit as part of an elaborate psychological ploy... as anchorite's posts become more hysterical and demented those reading them will natural reject the ideology they represent... It's brilliant!
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well not really, but this guy is a jackass, and I love calling him out:http://www.ipandora.net/
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Please feel free to check out the wikipedia page that explains where they got it from.
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Craig sucks on juicy lemons.
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I think they should start re-making all the "old" James Bond "movies" just like how they re-make Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" every few years. I think they should re-make the movies in order of their original (book) publication date. The next book to be re-made would then be "Live and let die"...James Bond lives in the words of those Ian Fleming novels...
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...his titles lists were funnier
than any movie I've seen last year. And whichever of those
titles is picked...Tom Jones and
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Thank you, Mr. Bond, for my new catch phrase.
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Effin' hysterical, dude. Well played. The Pewter Tortoise!
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"Cost of Dying," "Measure of Doubt," "Shot in the Dark," "Both Sides of the Coin," "Beaten to Death," "Hell or High Water," "Heart of Stone," "In From The Cold," "Done to Death."
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This year we have "The Dark Knight", "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull", "Star Trek", "Quantum of Solace". In the year 1989, we had "Batman", "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade", "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" and "License to Kill". What the hell's going on?!? Batman, Indy, Trek and Bond! What are the odds?
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Casino Royale 06 was still a Brosnan movie with a realistic coating over it, at least the Brosnan movies didn't pretend what they were, Casino Royale 06 masqueraded as a 60s style Fleming Bond but had the same shit like the tanker chase, opening where he runs on giant cranes and smashing through walls and sinking houses. And the rotting cherry on that lying shitfest was the villain's deformity having NO PURPOSE. NONE WHATSOFUCKINEVER. No matter how cheesy some of the Bond villains were their stuff worked, Oddjob's hat killed, Jaws metal teeth KILLED. Either go all the way with the purpose or make it a non-gimmick villain, don't halfass it because that's the worst of both worlds. Also the love story was corny, rushed, tripe. Some of the dialogue was atrocious like "your little finger" and "you've stripped all my armor" *GAG* for fucks sakes the love story in On Her Majesty's Secret Service shits all over this. It seems since Babs took over the franchise the bitch just wants to see more skin on Bond and copy whatever the other successfl action franchise is, used to be XXX now it's BOURNE.
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Those titles were excellent. I needed a good laugh. Seriously, some of those were better than "Quantum of Solace". You might as well say Milk Of Magnesia. Damn. Maybe they'll use Dame Shirley Bassey singing "Get The Party Started"...
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Does it lie inside a Muslim's virgin's vagina in heaven?
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I laughed at that, because I just saw this scientist with a British accent wearing a monocle talking about the Martian Bigfoot Photo. That guy was awesome.
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Big presidential nutsack, man.
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
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it's gonna be a blast
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Quantum of solace
Quest of luna coma
O, Anal Quest of Cum
Lama Conquest of U
Uncle’s foam quota
Quote us, Focal Man
Squat, uncool fame
FOOQ! Lame Cunt, USA
No Fleas o’ Cumquat
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won't see this in the theater.
Somehow the modern Bond has lost it's Britishness...the last one struck me as a trite American Action flick. -
he never fails to impress. so ridiculously and blindly conservative and bigoted, he makes Rush Limbaugh look like Dennis Kucinich...
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well my kid thought it was funny...
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I was shocked by anchorites attacks on Prof! What the hell? I was ready to defend my beloved Prof, but I think y'all have it covered. Damn, I nearly peed myself laughing.
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Wow, I take a few hours of and look at what happens.
Firstly, I take great umbrage to the suggestion I am cyber-stalking Anchorite. It is an established scientific fact that I, like 95% of the talkbackers here, do not exist, and are in fact just alternate IDs used by the eviler than Hitler Doc Pazuzuz-beans. This was proven by Professor Zfisk Von Homewrecker, in his brilliant scientific paper, "I hate all you fuckers and you are all the same person, and I have had sex, with a woman and everything".
Also I would like to give fair warning to all who name drop that they might be someone semi-famous in a 'I served Matt Damon Tuna salad when I worked the Kraft table on Dogma' type way, that I will investigate thoroughly all such claims, and by thoroughly I mean a quick look on IMDb and then wait for someone else to do all the work.
I haven't bothered to go back and read that link, but I am guessing I was devastatingly funny and if it was to do with Bugsy Malone I am sure I made a Scott Baio reference. I love me a good Scott Baio reference. That man was the Orson Wells of his generation. He wrote, acted and directed several episodes of Charles in Charge, all whilst doing huge amounts of skanky blonde whores with those early prototype silicon tits and doing so much coke with Willie Aimes that Aimes still thinks to this day that he is a fucking biblical superhero...
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And that a lack of intelligence on someone's part is the only reason that "Quantum of Solace" is a stupid title ... I have reached a verdict.
1. Hemingway once said of Faulkner, "I hope he doesn't believe that big words equal emotion."
2. This title sounds like a 13-year-old's Dungeons and Dragons campaign - something that desperately wants to seem important.
3. Why say "take out the trash" when you could say "jettison the compost"? Maybe because of word connotation. One phrasing is immediate, strong, yet simple. The other sounds like it's an order from an 18th century aristocrat wearing a powdered wig, a guy probably spends a large amount of time worrying about appearances and deserves a kick in the nuts.
"Quantum of Solace" is a so-so title, and please, stop trying to insinuate that the only people who don't like it are retarded.
That out of the way, "The Man with the Peculiar Monocle" is fuckin' hilarious. If you're going to sound pompous, go all the way! -
Fuck, I bet I don't get my christmas card from Bibleman this year...
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I was just pointing out how Baio raised himself to rival Orson despite such distractions. After all, who among us could create such pure poetry as the episode when he thinks his friend Buddy is a dead pirate, but it is really just a dream, all while inhaling coke off the dangerous tipped, rock hard mounds of 80s surgical precision?
That was my point, I would never cast aspersions upon skanks. May god bless them and all who ride upon them... -
Aquas Coon Met Flu
Aquas Count Elf Om
Aquas Coot Elm
Aquas Coon Felt Mu
Aquas Coon Met Flu
Aquas Count Elf Om
Aquas Count Elm Of
Aquas Cunt Elf Moo
Aquas Cunt Floe Om
Aquas Cunt Mole Of
Aquas Cunt Me Fool
Aquas Cum Floe Not
Aquas Cum Floe Ton
Aquas Cum Fen Tool
Aquas Cum Often Lo
Aquas Cum Lone Oft
Aquas Cum Noel Oft
Aquas Cum Lento Of
Aquas Cum Ole Font
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How could I forget the day I was outed as the a sinister alter-ID of DocPazuzu? Did he really say "I hate all you fuckers and you are all the same person, and I have had sex, with a woman and everything"? I certainly hope he is being treated.It will give D.Paz time to build back up the user ID monopoly.
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My favorite one was Superjesus. Arrows would just bounce off him and he could fly around the world and turn back time!
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"Hold on to that fee-a-lee-ali-hi-hinnn..."You know that Seinfeld episode where characters have certain songs like Desperado where have to stop what they're doing and drift off? That's mine.
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Try saying this stuff in real life, and you get those looks, but here, why people want to name Journey cover bands after you...
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I'm playin' witcha dude.
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"Born and raised in South Detroi-oit...he took a midnight train goin' an-y-wherrreee..."
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The last BOURNE flick was pretty cool though it suffered heavily from much too much shaky cam images and (too) fast editing. James Bond (JB) owns Jason Bournes (JB) ass any time anywhere.
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I'm trying to relate this to Bond...I wonder if he has a "drift off" tune, and if so what would it be? I'm thinkin'...Dougan's "Clubbed to Death" (Kurayamino variation). I can kind of see it playing through his head as he brutally beats to death official kill #1 in the restroom.
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That song Cartman had to sing was "Sailing Away" by STYX. I hate that song.
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Mike Anscombe: Looks like there's gonna be a brawl. You playin' something good?
Jimmy: Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man! G-7!
Mike Anscombe: ...you just hit G-8.
[Jimmy looks shocked, as Escape, the Pina Colada Song, blasts from the jukebox] -
"Keep yourself alive" by Queen.
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Nice suggestions, otm and Xiphos. Very nice.
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nice work Snowcone
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I like the title but I had to look it up in a dictionary. Quantum is a small amount. Solace is comfort while grieving therefore the real title is. SMALL COMFORT.
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Kissy Suzuki's Monocled Pussy Never Says Never Again
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are particularly good choices.
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WTF! Is this a science lesson or a Bond movie?!
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QUANTUM just means a specific amount, or a defined amount of something. it's from the latin 'quantus' which basically means, "how much".only in physics does it refer to a specifically SMALL amount...and even then, there are numerous definitions.and since comfort is not Bond enough, we should take the definition of solace that refers to an appeasement of sorts, in addition to consolation...so we come up with:"A CERTAIN REMEDY"
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if the studio steals my title, I'm suing! well, OK, I couldn't legally sue...but you can be damn sure there will be an angry entry in my blog! it's mostly short films, essays and crossword puzzles I've written, but there is room for an angry nerd rant!
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is a haven for angry nerd rants.
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Jan 25, 2008 2:44:21 AM CST
How come noone's bitching about who's directing this thing?
by bobpalpatine
It's the guy who did Stranger than Fiction and Finding Neverland - not quite the kickass director one would hope for. Seriously, Martin Campbell should only direct Bond movies - anything else is an embarassment.
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I like my title because it refers back to final scene in Casino Royale, yes he had his revenge but it didn't help him get past grieving. It was a "small comfort" to him.
In the previous movie Bond was very hot tempered and violent. Maybe this movie he learns to turn is emotions off and become a "professional" spy. -
Super spy who fucks like a machine. Cummin soon to a theater near you.
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if I say that last Thursday I was in Paris...then I tell someone else that last Thursday I was in Guatemala, I don't have to say where I ACTUALLY was, in order for it to be clear that I was untruthful.you keep claiming that you've been truthful with all of the ego bombs and name dropping in the TB's, but honestly, you do realize that no one here believes it, right? and your senseless homophobic rants about people stalking you, when all they were doing was verifying YOUR claims, it's ridiculous. everyone knows you're making shit up. it's the bad toupee that grandpa still wears. and you might say, "oh woe is me...a bunch of liberals on AICN don't believe me and know I'm lying..."but we all know you care, brother...we know you do...and lying in an internet talkback isn't the biggest crime the world has ever seen. if you would jsut not be such an ass about it, (jumping in and attacking prof on this TB out of nowhere with vicious homophobic insults, for example), it wouldn't be a big dealand not for nothing, but spare me the fucking, "no one likes me because my political views are different than the rest" bullshit. no one likes you not because you have different views, but rather because you turn ANY talkback into a rant against liberal bias, wherever you perceive it to be found. you attack anyone that mentions anything remotely political, all in service of your huge, misguided ego. so spare me...no one here hates you because you're a conservative. we don't like you because you're an asshole.
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What You Have a View to Kill Today
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Jan 25, 2008 4:29:42 AM CST
YES!!! Finally a name for a movie worse then "Attack of the Clon
by evildoer
Or "Attack of the Killer tomato's" for that matter.
Seriously tho! This name is garbage!
But Casino Royal kcked some serious ass, and im looking froward to it anyway. -
James Free or Bond Hard?
Perhaps not? Terrible I know but it is Friday after all.
I do not care what it is called. It is Bond. CR was a very good Bond film, Craig has an amazing screen presence and is a very convincing Bond and this film will gross $500 million worldwide whatever it is called. -
Jan 25, 2008 4:43:09 AM CST
Wow, just when I thought this TB coudn't get any funnier...
by docpazuzu
...I log on this morning and it's coffee, meet screen, by way of nose.
Kudos, Alonzo, Xiphos, Cholera, et al. -
... although I do not share your political views theirs no reason not to be civil about it... If Wonka or anyone else goes over to the Ledger obit to read for themselves, they may very well read words to that effect, being said by me to BSB. Clearly then, BSB and I, both of whom have posted vile nasty shit at each other many, many, times in the past, have been able to see past our political differences to a rapprochement. I can even be friendly with BSB and DocPazuzu at the same time. (which of course is easy as we are all the same person) Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch are the best of friends - and then there's James Carville and his wife... Sorry, it's not your politics.... it's just you. Wonka will also see some other things when or if he looks over there (inviting people to look up other threads... is that stalking?) He will see that I gave this info to BSB because I felt like crap for having been out of line with him in the past.... that it was a peace offering of sorts... He'll also see how quickly I realised and admitted that it had been a stupid mistake. He'll realise that he's in no danger of me ever writing better poetry than he does. Also because fact-checking is in order when dealing with you, he'll notice that you left that TB about an hour after you started in on me here, and that you didn't leave it for long. But of course that is all smoke-screen "anchorite", or should I say zfisk, all part of your master plan. So zfisk what do you want to do tonight? "Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!"
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Its just the movie attached to it sucked.
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I can totally see the little bit from the bottom of the Q go over to the S to turn it into an 8...
Anyway, it's a Fleming short and that's cool. I honestly like it better than anything else that's been proposed.
I dunno about trying to turn Bond into the guy from that story, tho. They really need to KEEP GOING in the new direction they decided to begin going in - Casino Royale still didn't quite shake all of the cheesy shit from the traditional Bond films. Why did Le Chiffre have to bleed out his fucking eye?? Did that advance the plot it some way? Was it there just for the joke? FUCK THE JOKES! Did it really have any significance whatsoever beyond reminding the audience of Ernst Stavro fucking Blofeld??
The idea to get away from that shit was a good one - they need to STICK TO THAT IDEA!! -
You just gave Anchorhead the full Platinum Ownership Experience. I hope he appreciates it. I am in awe, sir. Awe, and glad you're one of the good guys.
Prof and I were about to assemble a crack team of high-tech cyber-sleuths like David Strathairn had but now we'll have to find another target. Too bad, I was looking to playing naked hopscotch in his pool. -
Wikki wikki wild!
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This is a matter between long-timers. You want in, you're gonna have to last through at least another dozen obits.
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Sounds better; admit it.
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Whaddayathink?
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..."Fun at Loca Mosque",or "CuntLoaf Que Amos"
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Had an interview with Daniel Craig about the new "criminal organization bent on taken over the world" that is reveiled in this film. The film takes place twenty minutes after Casino Royale.Title may suck to some, but in Latin "Quantus Solari" means, "How much to console?"...obviously a reference to the story in "For Your Eyes Only" and to Bond mourning Vesper Lynd.
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Man, I thought at the time that is was a joke - at the San Diego ComicCon, there was a POSTER for this! Had the title QUantum of Solace, in the same typeface that was on the banner at the recent press conference. I just assumed it was nothing, since NO ONE AT AICN said anything. So, wow. BTW - CR was the bomb, and I'm hopeful for this new one.
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This title, while odd...is not at all bad. I do agree, I hope they don't "dumb" it down for us ugly americans.
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"008" ..daniel craig's hints in recent interviews got the online community assuming it was to be "007", but that's SO last year and wouldn't make sense..in the movie 008 could then be a nemesis or comrade?..and hence the titular character!!
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Jan 25, 2008 11:12:35 AM CST
James Bond and the Kingdom of the Quantum Crystal Solace
by badapperatif
Premise: In his latest assignment, James Bond is sent to find the magical Quantum Crystal Solace. In his mission, he is joined by a sidekick who in fact, is really his long lost son. Because of the immense power of the Quantum Crystal Solace, can the young sidekick resist? Will 007's tutelage be enough to prevent his sidekick from succumbing to the dark side of archaelogical espionage. To make things more complex, an agent from a rival agency enters into the fray to seek the Solace as well.
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... Quantum Solace (TM) Good to the Last Drop...
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... Not to brag, but it gives me some satisfaction to see who's supporting me here... as opposed to who's got anchorite's back. I only got a couple minutes during lunch-break before I go back to my class, but Wonka's gotta be one of the smartest guys on these threads... and better educated. I may have a Ph.D. but there's a big difference between the University of Hawaii and Oxford! Whoops, don't want to give away personal info on Wonka... although, funny thing, when I stumbled on his actual identity a while back, and this was the real deal not some bogus claims. He didn't seem to mind at all, he asked me not to use his real name on TB's and I don't. With anchovy of course, I never really believed that he was the only guy that I could find that fit his claims (as i then knew them), I figured his claims were specious from the start. It was just so frickin' funny to think of him as an opera singer that i couldn't help it... My students are going to come back from lunch soon... gotta go!
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http://tinyurl.com/28oj3r
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Xi, don't sell yourself short man - reading your posts, along with the aforementioned contributors, give TBs a pleasant continuity.
PROF - Agreed on Wonka. His posts are like the MOABs owning bombs. BTW I think this is Anchovy (I like that) ... http://tinyurl.com/22csdq
... he played "Young George Kellogg" in Road to Wellville.
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That says it all.
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There's your unanagramed movie title. Bond discovers the original text of the Khoran and finds that it is basically a kama sutra for homosexual men. HAHA MUSLIMS!
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No, BSB is certainly not zfisk/homewrecker. At least BSB's grammar indicates that he passed high-school. But it's pretty much common knowledge that BSB was BBCB.BTW: don't you remember zfisk's grand AICN Zionist Multi-username Conspiracy?!?! You are BSB, I am YackBacker, and we are ALL DocPazuzu. And, of course, DocPazuzu is Moriarty who is the mastermind behind everything...
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I don't have a dog in this particular fight. But I have to say, your theory on anchorite's identity (while seemingly exhaustive in its sleuthiness) is both creepy and hilarious.I'm not sure what to think of that combination...
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Keep your bigotry to yourself. If you made a similar statement about the Torah the ADL would ensure that you were found and labeled an anti-Semite...
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Q needs to come back as a weapons master. Also give M a bigger part. I hate it that she's always against Bond during the movie.
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...TB is a unique place that's for sure...
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where I stood in the middle of Town Square and admitted to my former identity being BrokebackCowboy, and was roundly cheered by the massive crowd of talkbackers. It was a moment I'll not soon forget.
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but M will have a big part this time.
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That you owned their M-F ass? Try it out.
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Apparently, I missed it, too. Where/when did this take place?So...you finally came out of the closet on that one, eh? Imagine that.
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You can keep it too.
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Well, seeing as how we've narrowed Anchovy's secret identity down to two people, the least I could do is share my secret former handle. Which is no mystery anyway. Ahh ... I feel so free ... those were fun times. FUN TIMES.
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Jan 25, 2008 3:06:08 PM CST
MORE LIKE THE SCENE IN 300 WHERE THE QUEEN AND THE SENATOR
by bringingsexyback
were alone in the courtyard. You know my affinity for assholes.
Now all we need is ZFisk, DocPazuzu, DocWho, Gingerwit (was that his name?) and Yackbacker and this will be a full-on trip back in time. Except Bush is no longer popular. -
........strange!
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You had the insanely mad genius (gotta admit) Photoshopper extraordinaire that was ZFisk. His was a brilliance that lingers years after the fact.
Nowadays, you got lame one-noters like Glovedone, who'll exhaust himself in another week or so, and disappear into the fog of time. Where have all the great trolls gone? -
.....hmm.
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She let Bond have the money to fund his entry into the poker tournament.
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He`s pretty good.
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Jan 25, 2008 3:13:19 PM CST
I DO RECALL, ANCHOVY, THAT YOU HAD MAD RESPECT FOR DOCPAZ
by bringingsexyback
back in the day. I sincerely hope you can reach an accord with him. He was a good influence on you. /END NICE NICE
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surely there can be peace in the Middle East. May all the leaders of the region read the Talkbacks and learn from us.
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Jan 25, 2008 3:16:55 PM CST
here's Glovedone the douche who is still trolling Heath's obit
by kloipy
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he may have a shot at the title. But keep in mind that he's right-wing, and ZFisk is a Lefty. And we all know right-wingers can't Photochop ...
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I love it when he comes in and gives us all the FINGER and leaves.He is like a Stone Cold Stunner.I like that crazy dude.
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oh for those who didn't know, glovedone calls me Sloppy. It's so original isn't it?
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i'm really curious now
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Jan 25, 2008 3:22:30 PM CST
ANCHOVY, I WELCOME THIS MOMENT AS A PERMANENT CEASEFIRE
by bringingsexyback
It helps to have Glovedone in the room to show you're not the worst person around. Thank you G, without you there would be no peace. Ironic, aint it?
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I don't think I should go there. Sorry - maybe he might answer you?
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Like whoa maaann. Quantum dude. And Solace. Solace... wtf? That's so fucked, it must be psychedelic.
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I nominated him for 08 to run for president,but I failed.sad day for me.
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...HA HA HA HA HA!!!You know BSB, DocPazuzu and I had you pegged as brokebackcowboy a long time ago. Does YackBacker know? He probably deserves an explanation!Well, it's like I told you in several of many Flame Wars - the Truth will set you free. And I've got to admit, seeing it now...it's pretty damn funny.
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...there is zfisk/homewrecker and then there is Jar Jar 4 Prez. I have several of his username heads mounted on my wall.
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Jan 25, 2008 3:30:53 PM CST
XIPHOS - IT MUST BE FUN TRAINING WITH YOU IN BOOT CAMP
by bringingsexyback
To hear someone actually say "OWN" - that's gold, man.
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I think he probably died of Bay syndrome
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he'll be back. I'm sure
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hehehe.Tim!
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that quick Damn You Michael Bay and then he vanished like a whisper on the wind
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a while back. You connected all the dots and would've done CSI proud. I'll tell you this: you almost got me to confess once or twice. If you had turned up the heat just a little more ... just a touch more ...
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Thank you MrBadWonka, Prof Ikamono, Xiphos, TerryMolloy, Kloipy and Glovedone (sorry if I forgot anyone) for arranging this peace deal between me and Anchorite. You are all Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton rolled into one.
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I feel HISTORY has been made....for now.And anchorite thanks for bringing MICHELLE FORBES up in the MILF TB,Michelle hhhmmm....
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not only did my car get wet, I had to pick up a fallen tree branch in my front yard! This Sucks! ;)
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because it makes me fucking hungry!fuck!anchovy`s...yummie.
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thanks for all the nice comments guys. truth be told, there is a huge difference between anchorite and animalstructure, though they share the distinction of both making my face red at times.anchorite, though I disagree with him politically, film-wise, probably religiously, etc. etc., at least can write coherently and make a point. and frequently when I jump into arguments he's having with other people, it's because although I agree with the other person, they are getting destroyed in the debate. someone has to stand up for effete, european-educated liberals! wonka to the rescue!animalstructure, on the other hand, is just plain fucking retarded.and prof, who says I don't have a PhD? ;o) and you forgot to mention that I've had crossword puzzles I've written published under pseudonyms (since my name means nothing, they buy it, edit it slightly, and put the editor's name on it, with my blessing). but I'm gonna put some more on my blog.
ve never made one longer than 5 minutes...
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I know we get two spits of rain in socal and it's "STORM WATCH 08". However this one that's coming to you is pretty good size.
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but no one ever cares about that, lol. that's the oldest continuously running university in the world, older than Oxford.I also attended Western Washington University, in Bellingham, WA. so, you know, nobody's perfect...
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well,you know.
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Wie bust Du von jener Schule zu AICN gegangen? Scheint wie ein fremder Pfad, oder?
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yes, good weed up there. I've never partaken, but the stuff coming in from canada was cheap and high quality, I was told.
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Schicksal,bruder,alles nur schicksal!Strange path...;-)
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...looks like glovedone done bit the dust.PWNED!!!
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Ummmm...wait, never mind.
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Schicksal manchmal, aber für mich es war gewöhnlich wegen Mädchen. München hat die hübschesten Mädchen!
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Anyone who says it sucked is a fucking moron, fanboy cock sucker. You guys can't tell me that you preferred Brosnan's fucking glacial surfing scene more than even the most boring scene of Casino Royale.
Royale took us back to a Bond, reminiscent of Connery, where he had a few gadets, but didn't need the Roger Moore, 80s menagerie of bullshit devices. The plot was well laid, Bond was a badass, as he should be, and we finally saw a lot of explanations that describe why Bond is Bond. If you ask me, we should take all of the Bond movies between the last Connery flick and CR and burn them all. -
yeah they got nice chicks.But from where I live it is just 40 minutes to the Netherlands!You know that mystic country where weed is legal(and the babes are hot too).
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... (snort) that was a good laugh, wow, the the unintended consequences of my fun and games with anchorite was a truce with BSB? And glovedone's done at last? Makes you feel good to be alive... zfisk was never actually banned though, he showed up last year in the TB's and his posts are all still there.
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uh...oh...travis gotta eat too!:)
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Anchorite and BSB, they...they declared a ceasefire??? [weeps some more, applauds]
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Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone "ahhhh"?
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Have you seen Hot Fuzz?
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yeah.Seems like everybody is out watching RAMBO!i have to wait until 14th February....shit.
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Sorry bud. Gotta get to Rambo...
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have a little "peace" and glovedone gets banned!thats strange,as if "somebody"(Mori)waited for the "LOVE" to bust us all out of "trollhell".I feel warm and cosy now(Mori is out there watching)...hhmmm...cosy...
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HHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!TRAVIS HOLDS UP HIS M60 AND FIRES IN THE AIR!!!rambo...
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To Hot Fuzz (which I unequivocally enjoyed) and a tongue-in-cheek continuation of BSB's line of questioning concerning if you over said "Owned".
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To go drink. A lot. And watch Rambo.I have the distinct feeling this night will end with me saying "Ahhh" whilst firing weaponry into the air. Don't worry, it will be in an unpopulated area for when Sir Isaac Newton takes control of the rounds.
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My dreams have come true. Hey glovedone, hope you read this because this is for you. OWNED. bitch
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And have fun watching JOHN J.!
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as in can't log in under that handle anymore? wow cool. it must take a whole lot of stupidness to get banished from the talkbacks.
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damn now i have to go back and read the whole thread to see whats going on in these here crazy times
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I watched it,but I am pretty sure he will comeback somehow.
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but I couldn't stand that little prick
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sad but true.But since english is not my native language and it takes me forever to write a post,I try to stay out of that shit.Except a dude like Silverfinger shows up.
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i love coming on here, but some people just ruin it. Glovedone was one of those people. Have a good night man
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i know you're at Rambo but thanks for the nod LIKE 20 HOURS AGO. *sounds of crickets chirping*
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i read just The Treaty of AICN and that was just lovely. I guess i missed out on all owned or pwned or The Braff posts that were deleted, which probably cut my reading time in half. always damn late for the good stuff
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dammit
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i got over 2 hours left at work people!
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and it is funny that his username is BMW(!)hehe.And he told me he was in Munich for the girls.:)>p>Good Night Ladies and Gents,see ya tomorrow.
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night!
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Best. Post. Ever.
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oh i caught a whiff of that in another tb the other day. i just didn't understand the seemingly random choice of his obsession, Zach Braff. It's like me saying Homestar Runner owns the world. Repeatedly. Unto annoyance.
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can someone explain to me who the fuck he is and why everyone talks about him like he's voldemort/sauron.
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no, they are not. sorry if my post started it - the intention was more to underline that the film makers / studios believe that "middle America" cannot understand complex words. America has a reputation for being thick partially because of your President for the last 8 years, but mostly because the majority of stupid stories come from your land - the notorious Darwin awards, redneck jokes and so forth. by virtue of having more people than most other nations, you tend to have more less well off on the intelligence side people than the rest, or at least they get highlighted. it's not the average American's fault, for instance, that the news stations & media there refuse to accept that there are other countries in the world to report on most of the time.to disparage Americans on the intelligence front would insult many great friends, and talents such as Faulkner, Wolfe, Kubrick, Scorsese, etc, etc, etc......
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Sorry about the lateness of the reply. Had a dinner date. To answer your question, yes Cypress is in the O.C. About 8 miles from Disneyland.
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We sit down to dinner. I order chicken. She orders a salad and tells me she's a vegan. The rest of the evening went down hill from there.
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... and I wish I could have been here to sign that treaty myself, but sometimes I actually have to spend the day teaching class.
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Kournikova is still my favorite RTB,but Maria is hot too.
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Yes, the name "zfisk" is still active. However, it was under his original name, "homewrecker", that he caused the most uproar. He was a blatant anti-semite and believed that AICN was a zionist front. He was subsequently banned.Have you ever had the pleasure of visiting his blog? It's quite the read... http://tinyurl.com/2cw2jg
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I'll second Xiphos's statements regarding ol' AnimalStructure. If you're feeling daring, you can also do a search for Animal's other name, "Thunderballs". Either way, I believe you'll find that his posts contain a rather inhuman quality.
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that Homewrecker dude is really crazy,he even put anchorite in the DocP. alias list!And about 50 names more!And Homewrecker seems to be really afraid of the DocP.!idiot!
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Quote: "I'll tell you this: you almost got me to confess once or twice. If you had turned up the heat just a little more..."Sweet vindication! Well, I always thought it was obvious...especially to anyone who was paying attention. And yes, I did come after you pretty strong over that little detail. There were times when I thought I had you exposed. But the site has its limitations...
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Victory Through Deception! [salutes DocPazuzu]
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was indeed genius. DEATH BLOW!
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She has a thing against alcohol too. So I ordered two beers and chewed my chicken with my mouth slightly open. Call me crazy, but I don't see a second date on the horizon.
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Probably won't see it until later, maybe tonight. We ended up missing it, in favor of kicking it old school at the bars. However, we did drink a lot, and that went well.
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Oh, the history of zfisk/homewrecker is a grand tale. One that could potentially grow in the telling. Basically, he used to post as homewrecker and could usually be found in any number of Superman or political Talkbacks (especially stuff related to Israel or 9/11). He believed in the far-left Zionist Conspiracy and would post some truly disgusting stuff in that regard. And if memory serves, he would provide links to neo-nazi sites and so forth in an effort to support his opinions.In the midst of all this, he began to formulate his "funniest" contribution to the site: the AICN Zionist Mulit-Username Conspiracy. He came to believe that all the Talkbacker names on AICN were operated by a single person. And since it was DocPazuzu who was trouncing him on a routine basis, he declared that DocPaz was the man behind all the other names attacking his beliefs (i.e. yours truly). He also thought that DocPaz was an alias for Moriarty and that Moriarty was operating AICN as a Zionist front. Clearly, he was totally insane.He finally received the Ban Hammer during one of his more ugly anti-semitic rants. Not to be deterred, he returned to us under the name "zfisk". He tried flying under the radar for awhile...posting only links addressed with cryptic messages. But we quickly realized who he was and came down on him pretty hard. The discovery of the blog was one of the funnier moments = a true source of lunacy and hilarity.That about covers it. He made a sudden return sometime last year (I think he posted only once!). But he hasn't been heard from since. And while I'm totally fine with that, he did provide the basis for some of the greatest Flame Wars I've ever seen on this site. A true Troll Hall of Famer.
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Watch out guys.Fucking Vegan`s are stealing the food from our animals!Fucking salad eaters!
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Funny, I was thinking the same thing. If I had been a gentleman and let her order first I would have! I thought about switching my order, but I figured why throw rocks at the hornets nest. She's a friend of one of my friends fiance. So I know I'll be hearing about this.
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DAMN STRAIGHT!!:)
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Try checking out the "Homewrecker is located" entry. That was in response to our moment of discovery. E'ffing hilarious!
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To fully appreciate Rambo. Speaking of bad dinner dates (and I'm not saying yours was "bad" otm, just disappointing maybe), I used to have a roommate who was obsessed with Blind Date. He was foreign, and I think he wanted to figure out how to pick up American women. If such was the case, that show was a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE mentor. I had to periodically beat him with a stick and say "No! Bad! Do NOT date a girl like this! No! ... no!" or "No, do not EVER act like that! I know it got that chick to make out in the hot tub, but that is BAD...BAD!!! [whack!]"I imagine he was quite confused over the conflicting messages (instantly making out in the hot tub = bad???), but I suppose it helped him figure out what NOT to do because of the fact that 99 percent of the time the date ended in overwhelming catastrophe and humiliation. God I hated that show.
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Has been postponed [chorus of disappointed "awwwwww"'s].
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I allways knew he is no good!homewrecker is crazy!
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True this was far from a BAD date. We got along ok enough, but I could tell the meat and beer thing bothered her. In my youth I would have been ashamed or sorry for it. Now I'm too old to be trying to impress girls I have nothing in common with. Your right about those mid western girls Xiphos. Nice homegrown roots. However, I think we can all agree most females are odd no matter where they come from. That's whats fun about them.
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Ha! I know! Man, only in AICN Talkback could you discover such lunacy. The stuff is just too much.
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thats a long time.Maybe he is dead!
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they are mean Fucker`s!
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what a fucking idiot. That shit is hilarious
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I mean, it was, right? it only ate grain, probably...
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NO!She will kill you for eating one of her "Vegan"brothers!
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I think Vegans shouldn't be allowed to eat anything, because aren't plants living orginisms?
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Jan 26, 2008 4:00:25 PM CST
To all "Vegans" out there,I got only one thing to say....
by travis-dane
"NOT WITHOUT MY FUCKING SCHNITZEL,BITCHES!"travis-dane, 01.26.08,23.00,West Germany!
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new races in Star Trek,along with the "soybull".
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I know the truth!:)
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Glovedone is banned AND there is peace between anchorite and BSB. Praise the Lord.
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hey pals, what's up? i'm back after a protracted battle with pneumonia...man, that was brutal. xi, me dear, hope you're swell. travis, mng, how's it hangin. anything exciting going on? i'm relaxing with some robitussin and a bowl of mac and cheese, people. it's the luncheon of champions.
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On HW's list of Known Aliases. If I remember that affair correctly, I thought I was one of the first to get called out as a DocPaz clonetrooper.
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i am doing better...it was sketchy there for a while. peace with anchorite!? that's no fun at ALL. i love that crazy chickenhead just the way he is.
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You seen Rambo yet?
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chocolate pudding!;)....(get well soon).
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That sucks. "Don't you die on me!"
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is the most used line in the movies. I feel like it's in almost every one.
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As it happens that's my philosophy when it comes to defective electronics.
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His son in that movie was a really bad actor. Something about that film just didn't draw me in but I don't know what it was. I think I'll like John Rambo more. I like excessive violence in movies.
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though I haven't seen it in a while. I love any kind of movie where wilderness survival comes into play.
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Maybe he finally realized that such an overwhelming amount of ass kicking could not possibly be dished out by a single person.Rambo is on the agenda. Like Xiphos I am more of a Rocky fan but damn if I don't like me some brutal guerrilla warfare against fascist bastards.
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Loved that damn movie.
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i have in point of fact been desperate for chocolate pudding but you can't have dairy when you have zithromax. *sniff* so it's been a week of severe privation for sure.
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Cheer up, kid. We'll always have Paris.
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Is like a week without your soul.
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That's pretty neat. It's moments like those that give me hope that moviemaking is not a complete waste of time. That they are offering a service to humanity.
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But I don't really like chocolate pudding. Well, I don't really like pudding in general. But I do like chocolate.
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Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Xiphos, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.
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in movies followed by, "YES!" and "Get out of there!"
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Yeah, I don't really like chocolate pudding either. I do however enjoy a variety of other fine products from the estimable cocoa bean.
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except some old BSG and, one morning when i couldn't sleep, 'stargate'. i was pretty wretched and now that i'm describing it, i think 'pathetic' might be a better word to use, no?terry, you like wilderness survival? i bet xiphos knows how to make greek fire and all kinds of mad military secret shit. i know how to make a traction splint out of a boot. can i play?
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that you were in the military. Thank you for your service.
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it's 'let's get the hell outta here', not 'get out of there.' ;) and i'd like to add 'thanks...for everything' to your list.
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out of a wolf skull. I'm that good.
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my posts dont show up anymore.Maybe it is broken?
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Who would win? Actually I think they would team up. 007: The Fist of the Monocle. Villain seeks to use his lackey to dominate the heavyweight championship and use the prizemoney to finance terrorism. Enter MI6. Movie ends with Rocky's fist busting right into that smug monocle.
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Mine didn't work either
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...Using my backhair.
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played by Dolph.
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line is, "Got any guns?" followed by hero opening his glove compartment to reveal weapons cache.
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He's got a gun. And a license to kill. Rocky would eventually get knocked to the ground but it would take 20 or 30 bullets.
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that sucks.
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That one doesn't count because Jack Sparrow beat you to it. Plus, I did the same thing: but with my nipple hair.
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"We're gonna need guns. Lots of guns." But no matter how many times it is used, I always smile. I can't help it. It's an instinctive reaction of the male species to grin at the acquisition of means to kick ass. Moviemakers know this.
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with two floppy salmon I caught from the river. I clubbed the damn thing to death.
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I still think it's pretty impressive.
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I should have known how that one would end. Face, meet air. Forty yards of air.However, after climbing Mount Everest blindfolded without oxygen and only one package of chocolate pudding, I came back with the Yeti and beat his ass.
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I had to use my watch face to catch the sunlight and attract vultures, which I would then kill using precisely aimed icicles fashioned from my own urine.
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Have you ever tried freediving the Marianas trench?
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but I gave up after thirty feet. Wah Wah.
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After the road rash, I realized that Sasquatch was almost lion-like in his pwning prowess. I vowed never to mess with Sasquatch again. Which means, yes, I didn't really come back with the Yeti and beat his ass. I made that part up.
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So I ate a bunch of surfers. That was pretty impressive.
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and was attacked by underwater Polarbears!But I told them I have some fine "Vegan" meat on the grill and we lived happily ever after!
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I had to tear out my own lungs and inflate it with my dingy.
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I was cast naked into the wilderness by my society to learn how to be a warrior. I had to kill. I had to steal. I ended up killing a wolf with a makeshift spear.We really need to start doing that again, in my opinion.
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and Fritz(one of the Polarbears)said:"WOW!".
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And they tasted better than shrimp on the barbie.
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Which country produces the hottest chicks?
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You are so right. They should bring that back. Men will be men again.
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Weed out the pussies!
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I was thrown into a rattlesnake cave in Death Valley and left for dead. So, yes. I was raised by rattlesnakes. When I turned six, I turned on them. I cut off their heads with my toenails, stole their fangs and imbedded them into my gums. Then I roamed the desert for three years, where I only ate the thorns of cacti.
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"travis if you want to see hot babes,you have to go to Latvia,because Latvian babes like chocolate pudding wreslin".hhmmm pudding....
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I'm not so sure about those Easter European babes, Hans. You got a link to a hot Latvian?
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a friend and I came up with the awesome-est five I have ever performed later christened the "Flipside" where you walk up to the other person and right at the last moment throw up your half of the High Five, the other person completes it with a thunderous crack, followed immediately with a nerve-burning low-five "on the flipside" as you walk past each other, backs still turned. Yes, a NO LOOK flipside low-five, able to be performed only by the greatest fivers. The first time it was completely spontaneous and looked extremely cool in front of everyone at work. We were held in unusually high esteem afterwards. I heard that a Plaque was constructed at the spot where the first Flipside was performed, in commemoration of the event.
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This one's called the Noisy Cricket.
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One of my friends and I wanted to create our own special high five. So every day we had class together we added one more move. At the end of the year we had like a 180 handslapping sequence that drew a crowd of hundreds.
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She was married. But I mean, damn she was fine. I said something to that effect, not realizing that both she and her husband spoke English. If I was still bragging about my accomplishments I would make up some story about how I challenged her bodybuilder husband to a hand-to-hand duel and beat him to death, winning her love and admiration. But instead it was just kind of an awkward social moment.
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he`s a fucking Polarbear!jesus Terry!
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Proportionally speaking, that is.
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I don't even believe Hans exists anymore!
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But you have to excuse Terry, Travis. He was raised by rattlesnakes.
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So how am I supposed to know Polar Bears don't?
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Thanks a lot Terry. Now I thought about Monica Bellucci in Malena and my pants exploded.
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who loves watching Latvian babes doing chocolate pudding wreslin!:)
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i made a high-five out of lanyards. jesus wept.
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Oh, damn. Mine too. Why'd you have to mention Monica Bellucci?
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that was funny.
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world peace!
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MAGIC!
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An interesting and very juvenille, and thus entertaining, question.Which accomplishment listed here would impress you the most if a guy told you? (It's the Flipside high five, isn't it.)
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http://tinyurl.com/32n46d
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thx, cholera. i'm still chuckling over your hot fuzz reference earlier in the tb. any time i get to think about the line 'fingered her in the dump hole', that's a good time.
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well, i'd have to say, you probably should have run with the 'beat the latvian boyfriend to death' story. i would have believed you, this being the internets and all. and that, my friend, would have been a panty-dropping moment in my book. no matter what they say, girls love violence!
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After CG wimped out.
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but with a women this time.Nice.MILF´s.How about some FILF`s occula?I am for the Trejo...
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I should have fuckin' thrown down instead of realizing my faux pas and standing there sweating uncomfortably. I KNEW it. Thank you for the thoughtful, finger-tenting input.
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You can drop your panties any time.
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Soon after I politely extricated myself from the situation, I was startled to hear the sound of excessively violent brawling coming from the distance. I turned back, trying to make out what the commotion was, but by the time I forced my way through the crowd I had time only to see a dead Latvian guy and there, in the distance, a shadowy figure in the arm of the hot Latvian babe.
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travis looks sad and weeps a little....
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in the background?
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But nothing this good can last forever. Goodbye, everyone. I have a full schedule of Rambo, drinking, and discharging of my firearm (take that how you will)
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and saw CG arm in arm with a bunch of Swedish models. So I didn't feel too bad.
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I had time only to see a flaming wolf skull flying into the distance before the explosion.
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i know somewhere in your future there'll be that glorious moment when you get to do some pounding instead of holding back. or, if you want, you can just wait a decent interval and re-tell us the story and change what happens. i swear i won't rat you out.thx, terry. a bounty of puddin for you.travis, that is quite considerate of you to raise the question. the trejo wold be interesting if one wanted dirty dump-hole action. i myself generally go for the not-yet-daddies, but any woman who doesn't say brad pitt is a fucking liar.
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So I can join with my non-internet talkback friends.
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remember to say 'aaah'.
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keep talking about?
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Thanks for the pudding. It's almost as good as pantydropping. Travis-dane, touching your nose with your elbow is quite a feat. You sir, are a man's man.
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I made it up.
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travis looks up with a smile....and feels cosy...:)
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I'm not going out for another half hour or so.
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you could also be a DocP.clone AND everybody cares for the DOC!
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He was not a fan of the Doc. Did you ever read the Great Debaters talkback?
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and I got so crazy that Mori deleted most of my posts regarding that fascist Silvershit!DocP. was great!And some other TB`s gave a good fight!
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Doc P kicked his ass though. He's a smartypants.
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and done!Again his fucking Mummies are white folk shit!!
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As a movie fan I highly recommend it. http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=Z3OfXJddqQU
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He knows everything about history and he kind of just looked at me for a second like I was an idiot and then proceeded to explain why that was wrong.
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Holly fucking SHIT!and Franco Nero as Ninja!DTV forever!
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I know. I know. Hilarious.
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Good Night Ladies and Gents....
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And it wasn't for charity.
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Don't feel bad you didn't make HW/ZFisk's alias list. I (as BrokebackCowboy (damn, I loved that handle)) was somewhat his comrade in arms at the time ... and STILL I made that damned list. He trusted no one.
But can you see the genius in his Photoshopping and accompanying commentary? His blog could be displayed in any downtown gallery and he would be hailed as a revolutionary. That's why Animal could never hold a candle to ZFisk. Z operated on a different level of consciousness - a mad stream of consciousness, you might say.
I don't recall exactly, but I think those WTC Talkbacks were the first time I signed up here. I never read any of Z's posts as Homewrecker. And contrary to some assertions, I as BBCB was not banned for my remarks. I kept things in check and straddled the line in the Talkbacks, but never crossed them. What I got banned for was posting something about Headgeek that I shouldn't have. Lesson learned. That's why I respect the guy - he gives everyone more than a fair share of Freedom of Speech but you gotta know where to draw the line. -
I didn't post about Headgeek here. I posted something at Blogspot. Considering the flood of cruel vitriol Harry receives here, I doubt he has ever banned anyone for saying shit to his face.
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Yeah, you and DocPaz were practically (not exaggerating here) stalking me from TB to TB with trying to out me as BBCB. You were real pains in the asses, and of course every one of your accusations (the fact that I appeared minutes after BBCB disappeared, the similarity in names, my writing style, etc.) were on the money. Like I said, if you held out just a bit longer I would've fessed up, because I really wrote some fine stuff as BBCB. But I think you got fed up being called MiNiGimp and left it behind. And Yackbacker never knew for sure, but at one point he said something to the effect of not caring either way. Yack's only prob with me, at the time, was my belief in the 9/11 theories. But as the debate raged on, he saw I had valid points.
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was that he found out about NKUsa.org from ME, and linked to it on his blog, and not only failed to credit me, but accused me of being an alias. Talk about friendly fire ...
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Hey those 'worst movie scenes ever' were hilarious. I love how all those people basically fed themselves to the shark.
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Jan 26, 2008 11:07:38 PM CST
CHERRY - DID YOU EVER FIGURE OUT THE MARY-KATE PHONE CALL
by bringingsexyback
mystery? Or is that still unsolved? Do you wear thongs?
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Blew. My. Nuts off.
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Took a long time to read but def worth it!
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No Rocky Balboa, but it did exactly what I expected and wanted. Rambo is what Rambo does. Shows evil bad guys doing evil bad guy things until you're SO fucking ready to see them get a few arrows through the skull. (No sophisticated pansy Bond villains--this is real-world evil, shit that actually happens.) Stallone is a badass even at 60, good ending, good explosions, good score. "Die Hard 4 sucks this movie's 50 caliber barrel."--'Cholera's Ghost, TBer, AICN (quote going on the DVD/Blu-Ray cover.)
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Someone should use that as an action title.
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The lack of Emeraldboy... Am I the only one who finds his ability to misunderstand any TB subject and somehow relate it to some obscure Irish TV show, and assume everyone knows what he is talking about, insanely irratating?
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James Bond "The Maximum Of Peace" instead of getting all thesaurusy on our arses. and p.s Craig looks like a chav.
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I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
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I did all my research at Denny's. Which once again proves my theory: Old people love Denny's.
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but I want to be a writer. I'm in my last semester of college so who knows. But that's how met. We did a play together. Closer, actually.
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But I'm pretty sure I did get the Grand Slam at some point.
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What's that like, I wonder?
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by virtue of living in the South, but if I'm ever in the need of a good laugh, I will make my way there. Or if my mouth is ever in the need for some sweet Aunt Jemima waffle sex.
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It is both sublime and horrifying.
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Is the most wonderfullest, fantasticalest thing you can possibly imagine.Plus, you get to pay rent.
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I can't wait to pay rent. It's probably the thing I'm most looking forward to.
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Jan 27, 2008 10:04:37 PM CST
Well you know what they say about girl's with no teeth...
by terrymalloy
Don't you?
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Ah, you mean the "Is AICN a Zionist Front" styled post you put up on your blog over at Blogger-Blogspot with the screen capture of Harry's animated gif made to look like the Star of David? Yes, that's precisely what you got banned. Not exactly the smartest thing I've seen brought up in Talkback.For the record, your being a somewhat "comrade in arms" with zfisk/homewrecker is still something I cannot abide. He's far too disgusting an individual and any attempts by you to better nuance his politics was ill advised to say the least. Believe me, DocPazuzu and I wouldn't have hounded you if we felt that the stuff you posted as brokebackcowboy didn't warrant a response.
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Jan 28, 2008 2:21:30 AM CST
Toothless whores, Wafflehouse and the Zionist conspiracy...
by alonzo mosely
Today on Maury...
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does that make Timberlake a Nazi? cause I always had my doubts...
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Read my take at the Meet The Spartans TB. I didn't exactly echo Zfisk in the totality of his Internet rants, but I agreed with what he said in that particular TB. And if you recall, calling people Hamas/Hezbollah supporters might be the coward's way of silencing people, but I don't fall for that too easily.
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