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Is This An Early Description Of The INDIANA JONES 4 Trailer?!

Published at: Jan. 24, 2008, 4:37 a.m. CST

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here. That’s what a brand-new spy claims. This is an unproven source. But based on the volume of mail I get from you guys asking for any information whatsoever about this film, I figure we can have a little fun with this description of the trailer, which we’ll see premiering on the official Indiana Jones website on Friday, February 15th, with a theatrical launch the day before. This spy keeps calling this a teaser, but considering how long it is until the film’s in theaters, how many trailers do you think they’re really going to do? Is this what you’ll see when the trailer premieres with, I’m assuming, THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES? Time will tell...

Here is the info: The trailer starts off with the Paramount logo, then shows the idol from the start of RAIDERS. Words come across the screen and say, "He found the Ark..." Then clips from TEMPLE OF DOOM as it says, "He survived the Temple..." Then clips of the third movie and, "He saved the Grail." Then it shows a clip of a car pulling up and Indiana being thrown from the car. Then it says, "On May 22nd... he is back," and it shows him picking up his hat and the silhouette of Indiana Jones. Cue theme song. Some really fast action scenes follow, and the highlight is a car chase scene in the warehouse where RAIDERS ends. One quick shot shows a box that is labled "Roswell". The trailer shows Cate Blanchett with dark hair ordering around troops. The teaser then shows what looks to be a huge Mayan temple where the actors fall through quicksand, and the temple opens up and they start running down a long staircase where the stairs are coming out from the walls. After some more quick action scenes, the trailer ends with Shia Labeouf standing at the bottom of stairs and looking up to Harrison Ford. Shia says, "I thought you said you were a teacher?!?!" After two quick scenes where Indiana is punching a guy, it cuts back to Harrison and he replies, "Part time!" I wasn't expecting much, but I was more than surprised and pleased with what I saw. Call me Short But Not Round.

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  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:40 a.m. CST

    F.....

    by Cagliostro

    U!!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:41 a.m. CST

    FIRST! Shalom!

    by SonOfTorah

    Sounds like fun, keeping it minimal. The Rosswell angle is intruiguing. Just give us the trailer already!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    by PedroM

    This is going to be one helluva summer, that´s for sure.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    Aliens it is!

    by Just Plain Steve

    It's looking more and more like foreign nationals are in the plot.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:45 a.m. CST

    His penis is short, but not round

    by Bobo_Vision

    We're getting early reviews of trailers now? Why are they waiting so long to release the trailer? That's only 3 months before the movie comes out.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:46 a.m. CST

    Meh

    by Vesuvio

    I'll wait for the trailer itself. Indy 4 isn't really one of my most anticipated movies for 2008.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:46 a.m. CST

    Err... Teaser?

    by wadi77

    I think that time has passed.<p>Now it's already time for the full trailer.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:48 a.m. CST

    um, spoiler alert!

    by BadMrWonka

    I didn't know Shia was in this!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:50 a.m. CST

    Roswell is connected with the Ark?

    by darrenspool

    I knew the Bible was bullshit, but is this Lucas's way of trying to make it interesting again? Isn't Scientology a product of all that 1950s alien crap?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:50 a.m. CST

    Sounds fun (and believable).

    by Vek

    I can't wait for Indy IV. I feel like a kid again.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:55 a.m. CST

    I can´t wait!

    by CuervoJones

    INDIANA JONES!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5 a.m. CST

    Roswell has nothing to do with the Ark

    by Jor-El23

    But if there's a big warehouse that stores important artifacts confiscted by the U.S. government, there'd be Roswell stuff in there as well as the Ark.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:03 a.m. CST

    COOOOOOOOOOOOL

    by boyblue

    Sounds this!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:04 a.m. CST

    Don't know if it's true

    by SpencerTrilby

    but if it's made up, at least this guy put some thought in it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:07 a.m. CST

    *shrugs* sounds good enough

    by couP

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:07 a.m. CST

    too short...

    by Obscura

    ... to be real. unless its just a teaser. if it is real, i wouldnt expected more, both in length and in quality.... sounds a bit obvious

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:08 a.m. CST

    That Journey to the Center of the Earth ad

    by Jor-El23

    could it look any more like something for the new Indy movie? Fedoras and guns? Check! Blond femme fatale? Check! Sweep font starting with a large J and getting increasingly smaller? Check!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:19 a.m. CST

    NEW INDIANA JONES FILM!!!!!!!

    by kwisatzhaderach

    This is actually just starting to sink in...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:20 a.m. CST

    Vesuvio

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Then what is? Sex and the City?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:34 a.m. CST

    "Cate Blanchett with dark hair ordering around troops"

    by LaserPants

    H-O-T! I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman in uniform. Be it school-girl or fascist, its all good, and gives me wood.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:43 a.m. CST

    Um, he didn't "save the grail"

    by cornponious

    He let it go. "Indiana, Indiana...let it go". <p> *sigh*

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:46 a.m. CST

    Is This An Early Description Of The INDIANA JONES 4 Trailer?!

    by Boba Fat

    No.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Roswell??????????

    by HarryBlackPotter

    So, dem damn pesky aliens will be in it after all?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:56 a.m. CST

    kwisatzhaderach

    by Vesuvio

    Definitely. C'mon man.. did you saw that tagline? "Get Carried Away". I mean, it take a lot of exceptional minds (and balls, I might add) to come up with that.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:01 a.m. CST

    Sounds like an Indiana Jones trailer to me

    by Lone Fox

    "Part time"!! Classic. If that's not a description of the actual trailer, it should be. And .....I suppose you can argue that by letting the grail go, he did in effect 'save' it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:03 a.m. CST

    Well, cornponious...

    by DaveTheHutt

    Er, he did save the Grail - from Donovan and the Nazis. If you're going to nitpick, at least think it through.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:05 a.m. CST

    And besides...

    by DaveTheHutt

    ...this 'trailer' sounds like fanboy BS to me. There's barely any detail in it - all those 'and then there's lots of fast cut action' comments... what? You can't remember any of those moments?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:14 a.m. CST

    oh good

    by Lost Jarv

    I love Indiana Jones TB's. <p>Now where's Nodiggity and his insane vision of what indy should be like.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:19 a.m. CST

    please no Jarv

    by just pillow talk

    And I'll take that 'review' with a grain of salt. I can't wait to actually see the trailer...

  • ...opening credits, getting thrown out a speeding car with a knife sticking out of him. Hope it also stars Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln. Otherwise, that sounds pretty cool!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Police Squad!

    by pokadoo

    and don't call me Shirly.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:34 a.m. CST

    thank god this is fake.

    by AllieJamison

    right? it's one of the better ones, though.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:35 a.m. CST

    My Thoughts

    by MRJONZ72

    For some reason that description doesnt get me to hyped, but I guess I have to wait until I see it (if what is said here is true).

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:38 a.m. CST

    I think

    by Gungan Slayer

    I think I've heard of this teaser discription before somewhere on the internet...but I'm not sure. Whatever, I just want to see something. lol

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:40 a.m. CST

    i'm wondering

    by AllieJamison

    is there really nothing more you can tell us about the trailer and the reason for the lack of teaser, mori??????

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:43 a.m. CST

    Fake or not...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...that sounds great. The "part time" line is very Jones and I can almost hear the irritated growl it's delivered with. <p> Let's see how long it takes before MoSmeggity and M-O-M show up and it turns into all-out Hat War III before descending into the madness of a fallout-irradiated Alien talkback.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:43 a.m. CST

    So... where is it?

    by screamster101

    Someone reports seeing the trailer and they can't bring us a copy??!?!?! What kind of crap sandwich is that?!?! I don't want your crust leftovers!!! *spits on the ground*

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:43 a.m. CST

    C'mon pillows- you know it's comedy

    by Lost Jarv

    He posts brilliantly blinkered criticism that results in a resounding smackdown from the whole of TBdom. <p>I actually don't think he's stupid- just crazy and obsessive, I'll take bets that he's a trainspotter in his spare time. <p>Or a stamp collector.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Memories-of-cock is banned

    by Lost Jarv

    Much to my relief.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:48 a.m. CST

    Cigarette ?

    by stamper

    LEBAOUF : CIGARETTE ? INDY : Yes it is.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:55 a.m. CST

    Saved the Grail?

    by tvspace

    He didn't save squat. The grail was lost. I hope this teaser trailer is rumor. I'm looking for something smarter than this.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:03 a.m. CST

    to cornponious

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    "Um, he didn't "save the grail" by cornponious Jan 24th, 2008 05:43:40 AM He let it go. "Indiana, Indiana...let it go". *sigh*" Yeah, but you also say that he save the grail from falling into wrong hands.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:04 a.m. CST

    to cornponious

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    I mean, You can also say that he save the grail from falling into wrong hands

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Aliens?

    by the_scream

    I liked it better when they were dealing with the supernatural but aliens doesn't feel right. I don't want to see the Raider's warehouse. It takes away from its mystery.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:10 a.m. CST

    The question is...

    by spud mcspud

    Does he "save" Cate Blanchett? With his withered cock, I mean.<P> Ah guys. You'll all go and watch it, and so will I, because, for all our whinging, we are all Lucas' bitches. This fact fills me with self-loathing, but that doesn't make it any less true. My ass still hurts from the STAR WARS prequels, and now he's putting that sarky little shit in the trilogy (yes, I mean Mutt), he's fucking this trilogy in the ass too. But we will ALL watch it anyway, whether it's good (which it probably will be) or not (which the Shia bits will be).<P> In the meantime, plauy with the Lego sets. I recommend the temple from the RAIDERS movie. There's a Lego Satipo!!!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Aliens / Supernatural

    by spud mcspud

    I'm struggling with the difference between "supernatural" and "aliens". I mean, isn't it all part of the same subconscious primal campfire urban legend dreampool?!?!?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Please

    by TerryMalloy

    Just don't make Marion punch Indy when they see each other again. That would be lame.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Jarv - M-O-M gone?

    by spud mcspud

    M-O-M banned? When and where did THIS happen? Oh, and Indy rocks. Must stay on-topic.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy

    by spud mcspud

    Indy should punch HER when they next see each other. "I learned to hit you BACK in the last ten years! You were a child, you were in love, blah blah blah. You were a hot piece of ass and I was a lecherous archaeology teacher. You knew what you were doing. This is my place. Get your clothes off and let me show you Indy's REAL weapon."<P> Fucking ensues. And replaces ALL the Mutt scenes. A talkback sighs in gratitude and relief.<P> I'm available for private script doctoring purposes. I can be reached at-----------------

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Sounds Similar to the SW:EP III Trailer

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

    The fact that this trailer has sniplets from the earlier films reminds me of the Revenge of the Sith Trailer that had Alec Guiness explaining how vader was seduced by the dark side of the force. It's making connections between it's history...even in the storyline if we're visiting the building that the ark was stored in.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:19 a.m. CST

    This movie will be fun

    by TerryMalloy

    Raiders is one of my favorite movies of all times and one of the few I've seen more than thirty times. But let's not pretend it's some work of genius. As Spielberg says, it's a B movie. It's a perfect B movie, mind you, but still a B movie. I have no doubts this movie will be a load of fun and will kick ass. Whether it will be Raiders good is yet to be determined, but it's possible.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:20 a.m. CST

    Spud

    by TerryMalloy

    "You were a hot piece of ass and I was a lecherous archaeology teacher" Nice.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:21 a.m. CST

    What I'm saying is

    by TerryMalloy

    in sequels a lot of the time they rely on nostalgia, old jokes, etc. All that stuff is just really cheap to me.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:25 a.m. CST

    yup-

    by Lost Jarv

    gone around the 8th of Jan. <p>Almost all his broken English inane ramblings and gross hypocrisy have been deleted- and that's the sign of a banning. <p>At least I hope so, I was wrong last time.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Mutt Williams A.K.A Shia is Indy's illegimate son

    by darrenspool

    My theory is it could be the love child of Indiana and Willie scott. Indiana was named after Geroge Lucas's dog. Willie was named after Steven Spielberg's dog. Together they make a mutt because they were so different from one another. Remember when they had sex in Temple of Doom four-five times?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:27 a.m. CST

    An Unconfirmed Early Description of a Trailer...

    by Franco Begbie

    The title of this site has never seemed more ironic.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:29 a.m. CST

    Spud

    by Lost Jarv

    funny, but you could keep labeouf in an opening paying homage to Raiders, except he gets squashed by the boulder.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:29 a.m. CST

    And I do like the "I thought you were a teacher" line

    by TerryMalloy

    I can imagine Shia's girlish squeal and Harrison's bitch slap.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Anyone else like Temple of Doom

    by TerryMalloy

    better than Last Crusade? I love the part when Indy starts beating the living shit out of that guy that whips the children and punches him a thousand times. That gets my juices flowing.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Aliens with Indy = Enterprise being built on Area 51

    by Mike_D

    boo.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:35 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy

    by spud mcspud

    I agree - reminders of previous adventures are really easy to screw up. Remember the bit on the bridge in TEMPLE OF DOOM where Indy reaches for the revolver, only to find he's lost it? Neat homage to the revolver scene in RAIDERS - until some eagle-eyed viewer spotted that TEMPLE took place, chronologically, BEFORE RAIDERS, which rendered that whole reference moot as it made no sense.<P> That's the stuff they need to avoid. I have faith, though. This could still be great, Shite LeBeef notwithstanding.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Lost Jarv

    by spud mcspud

    I like your style. That should happen in RAIDERS: SPECIAL EDITION, except that we NEED to see Shia's flat, lifeless carcass smeared around the boulder as it continues to roll towards Indy. Hey, you gotta roll with it. Heh heh.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:39 a.m. CST

    As indifferent as I am to Shia

    by TerryMalloy

    I think purely as a sidekick he will be OK. As long as he doesn't pretend to be a bad ass. But he won't ever be as cool as short round that's for sure. He was funny as hell.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:40 a.m. CST

    are they supposed to be lovers in this one?

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    I've got a website you might enjoy http://www.willowmanagement.co.uk/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    sources

    by Holgi65

    why doesn't the source tell us where he got his info? Is it a storyboard, a print or what? The translation sounds reasonable, but then...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I know all about them Kloips

    by Lost Jarv

    we looked it up in the Epic Leprechaun TB where you found the treasure chest that is the Crock of GOre.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I already hate this movie.

    by rev_skarekroe

    I haven't seen more than a few still shots, but my puzzling, irrational dislike of Shia Labouf, and the fact that I've fallen out of love with George Lucas, is enough to convince me that this film will suck.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:44 a.m. CST

    BOND 22 is called - QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    by Vamp-AICNchat

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7206997.stm

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Hmmm

    by DonnieDorko

    I think the alien looking like Jodie Foster's father in "Contact" will be crushed by the rolling big rock from the first movie. Or better yet, they aliens will be defeated by Han-Solo and finally the circle is closed.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Bond Title

    by metaluna

    It is indeed. All together now... WTF?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Crock of Gore

    by Kloipy

    greatest box set of all time. I found out that they will be coming out with a Lep action figure. If I could I'd mail it to you for your birthday

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:47 a.m. CST

    to ricarleite

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    yes, but Walter Donovan choose the wrong grail because of Elsa Schneider who wanted the grail for herself. ok right after she stupidly killed herself... but the fact that Indy let go the grail not only save his life but also put the grail in a safe place. anyway, sorry if my english his kind of childish, I'm french.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Speilberg is directing an Indiana Jones movie

    by TerryMalloy

    how bad can it really be rev?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:49 a.m. CST

    You get a title like Quantum of Solace

    by TerryMalloy

    When you are trying to make the deadline before the writer's strike.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy

    by kwisatzhaderach

    The opening 10 minutes of DOOM are better than all of CRUSADE. DOOM was Spielberg at the height of his powers. CRUSADE was a huniliated Spielberg making a safe retreat to adventure movies after the failure of EMPIRE OF THE SUN. Filmmaking-wise, DOOM is so superior to CRUSADE it hurts. CRUSADE was just a lame retread of RAIDERS. Check out Ford doing the Scottish laird bit in CRUSADE, that movie was just played for laughs. Grr.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Besides

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom may be the greatest film title of all time.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:54 a.m. CST

    Opening 10 minutes?

    by TerryMalloy

    When Willie does her opening dance number? That was the worst part about Crusade. You must be joking.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:55 a.m. CST

    best not Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    I'm pretty certain that the missus would consider owning such a thing as grounds for divorce. <p>Or castration.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:57 a.m. CST

    that's true

    by Kloipy

    my wife just stared at me when I bought The Young One's dvd. Needless to say, she didn't like it

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Hmm. I think that's just pure cinematic brilliance that whole song and dance number and club melee scene. Then the plane crash in the himalayas. All down to personal taste I guess.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:58 a.m. CST

    When Indy is thrown from the car

    by Abominable Snowcone

    does he have a death grip on a HAM SANDWICH?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    I'm just starting to win her round to the magic

    by Lost Jarv

    of crap cinema. <p>She's ok with Leprechaun- but started spouting some crap about "proper actors". <p>And inadvertantly gave me my "in" into introducing the glory of Troma to her. <p>Oscar Winner Kevin Costner stars in "Sizzle Beach USA" and it's arguably his best movie.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Hey Harold

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Seeing that Rick "The Dick" Schroeder is in an exciting new movie no one will ever see (Journey to the Center of the Earth) perhaps you could invite him to do a Q&A with us. I have a lot of questions about Silver Spoons, and whether Erin Gray ever "performed" on him and Alfonso.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Everything after Willie singing

    by TerryMalloy

    I liked very much. Ford's face after he figures out he has bee poisoned is priceless.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Dude, I love that Costner got his start with Troma

    by Kloipy

    After Sizzle Beach, make sure you ease her into Nuke 'em High

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:05 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "What's that?"<br> "Antidote."<br> "Antidote...for what?"<br> "The poison (chuckles). You just drank all the poison (chuckles)."<br> Indy stands, unzips fly and pees on Lao Che from across table.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:06 a.m. CST

    Abom...

    by Abin Sur

    I don't think Alfonso would really be down with Erin Gray, if you get my drift...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    I think people hate Doom because

    by TerryMalloy

    of Willie. I found her annoying but in the way I was supposed to. Cause Indy found her quite annoying too. I love the scene when she wants to bang him and he keeps looking for the assassin in her room.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Should have said "my bad."

    by Diagnostic

    No dance number?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Abominable

    by TerryMalloy

    I just spit up my apple juice. Thank you very much.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    Speaking of trailers...

    by Abin Sur

    Did the Star Trek one ever make it out in "Glorious Quicktime"? Hadn't heard either way.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:09 a.m. CST

    BOND 22 TITLE REVEALED

    by thinboyslim.

    QUANTUM OF SOLACE

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:11 a.m. CST

    tell me about it.

    by Lost Jarv

    I may have problems with Nuke 'Em High though- the third one is subtitled "The Good, The Bad, and The Subhumanoid". <p>mind you, she failed to recognise that Slither was an unmitigated bag of shit so perhaps her quality control dial is skewed.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:12 a.m. CST

    He saved the grail from the nazis

    by eric haislar

    Come on people.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:13 a.m. CST

    Temple is well better than Crusade

    by Laserbrain

    Every potential moment of tension or excitement in Crusade is undermined by a joke. Most of them weak, some just plain excruciating. "We're here to view the tapis-treees" Ugh. Temple has is problems but thank goodness it never forgets that it's an action adventure and not a warm and fuzzy buddy movie.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    yeah, my wife too

    by Kloipy

    When I first met her she loved Gummo, and now it's "Because I Said So"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:14 a.m. CST

    Laserbrain...

    by Vamp-AICNchat

    ...Are you kidding? CRUSADE is probably my fave INDY film.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:15 a.m. CST

    Terry and Abin: Silver Spoons the Movie

    by Abominable Snowcone

    EXTERIOR: Shot of the Stratton mansion.<p> INTERIOR: Main room with toy train tracks running through it. ALFONSO is seated nude on top of the caboose, shoving phallic toys into his rectum while listening to Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'" on a GHETTO BOX RADIO. RICKY is seated nude on the engine, with KATE SUMMERS seated beside him, nude on the coal car. KATE is touching RICKY's private parts with his hand and cooing softly...<p> KATE: Toge-ther, we're gonna find our way. To-ge-ther...takin' the time each day...<p> RICKY: Ohhmmm...just keep rubbin' you...<p> EDWARD (offscreen, voice from kitchen): Rick, is your room clean?<p> RICKY (eyes rolling back in his head): OHhohhnnmmm, Kate, I'm going to COME....

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:17 a.m. CST

    Bond 22

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Jesus, could that title be a little more uptight? On a book jacket, it looks fine, sounds cool. On a movie marquee, it's ponderous. Do I really have say "Quantum of Solace" out loud to the ticket girl? I think I'll just say "Bond."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:19 a.m. CST

    temple over crusade

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    "Every potential moment of tension or excitement in Crusade is undermined by a joke." +1 and I'm happy to see so much love around TOD (must be a lucky guy! pfff can't help myself...)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:21 a.m. CST

    I broke the BOND story...

    by Vamp-AICNchat

    ...on all the talkbacks. I even e-mailed Harry a couple of hours back.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    vamp

    by TerryMalloy

    Laserpants is right and if you don't watch it that guy who was almost anakin will fight your ass

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    "Saved the grail"???

    by frozenhamster

    Now this might be an indication that the description is fake, or it may just be shitty ad people, but the grail was destroyed and/or lost in that crevice when the place was falling to shit. At least that's what I recall. Also I don't really believe this much since it sounds really par for the course in advertising a movie like this. And a lot of the descriptions of scenes seem to be extrapolations from the car chase set reports and the released photos and such.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Mine too liked gummo

    by Lost Jarv

    I find it inexplicable. I caught her and a few of her pretensious friends talking about Harmony Khorine as a genius the other day. <p>It was horrible- I also have a feeling they were mocking my Bucket of Gore.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Daniel Craig is James Bond in...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A Measured Unit of Silent Undivisible Photon Energy Incarnate.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    vamp

    by TerryMalloy

    I am so proud of you. My baby boy is all grown up.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    by codymr

    It works... people are going to want to know how the hell it is and how it relates to the film... and it's based on a Fleming story to boot.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    it's uncanny. My wife doesn't really like him any more. But one of her friends is an uber-hippie and when she comes over we have to watch something horrible. Like the time I had to sit through The Brown Bunny. God that was so horrible

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Indy saved the Grail

    by Abominable Snowcone

    FROM Donovan and the nazis. No, he didn't walk out of the cave with it. He 'let it go' and it fell into the crevasse. But he prevented it from being perverted by e-vull by passing the three tests and 'choosing wisely'

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:25 a.m. CST

    Vamp -

    by Laserbrain

    No, I'm not kidding. I'm just saying that, for mine, Crusade just doesn't cut it as action adventure. Neither of the sequels is a patch on Raiders anyway - my personal fave. Cheers.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    i hope that i can put crystal skulls

    by TerryMalloy

    As number two on the indy list

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:31 a.m. CST

    At least mine looked embarrassed

    by Lost Jarv

    and she no longer pretends Kids is well written. <p>i've banned everything with the words Harmony Khorine on it from the flat.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:32 a.m. CST

    I have a bad feeling glovedone will be here soon

    by Kloipy

    My asshole detector is going off

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:33 a.m. CST

    indy saved thE grail people

    by TerryMalloy

    He saved it from himself.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    You should also ban Larry Clark

    by Kloipy

    those two work together a lot and i think the must like kiddie-porn.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:35 a.m. CST

    one thing I can say about Gummo though

    by Kloipy

    is when I used to work at Blockbuster (i know evil place; I was 17) and I would reccomend it to every teeny-bopper that would come in asking what movie they should rent. They usually came back and never asked again

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST

    glovedone should die

    by TerryMalloy

    The way to kill him is simply to make fun of braff

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Better Bond Titles, Pt. 1

    by Abominable Snowcone

    To Kill Deathly<br> Never Say Tomorrow Again<br> Goldenpancreas<br> Handshake Buzzer Miscreant<br> A View to a Cinematic Demise<br> Dying is Really Easy<br> Death is Not Convenient<br> The Machiavellian Caper<br> The Man with the Gimpy Leg<br> Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!<br> Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever<br> Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore<br> The Plague of Red Herrings<br> The Crystal Peacock<br> Death Has a Great Big Gun<br> The Crosshairs of Tomorrow<br> The Itch That Cannot be Scratched<br> The Lone Cycloptic Private Army<br> Butterball<br> The Inconceivable Red Herring<br> You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow<br> Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit<br> The Unpronouncable Fury<br> When Yesterday Exhales Again<br> Stinkfist

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:37 a.m. CST

    He's just polluted the obit TB again

    by Lost Jarv

    he's a cunt. <p>It's bad enough she wanted me to go to some pretentious bollocks disguised as a lecture from some overrated chick lit hack the other night.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    "Handshake Buzzer Miscreant"

    by Lost Jarv

    Great band name.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:38 a.m. CST

    I hope it's a plant

    by The Funketeer

    because it sounds like it was written by a basement dwelling 20something.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    hahaha Abom

    by Kloipy

    James Bond in Dyin of Aids<br> Are you there God, it's me James<br> James Bond and the Giant Peach

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:41 a.m. CST

    A Description of a Trailer?

    by Aquatarkusman

    HOLY SHIT I'M PISSING MYSELF

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:42 a.m. CST

    some art people make me want to puke

    by Kloipy

    did you see "Me, You, and Everyone We Know"? If you didn't don't waste you time. It's just bullshit. And it got such great reviews.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:43 a.m. CST

    YAY!!!

    by The Scarlet Claw

    Alien skulls, Roswell, ancient pyramids...it's the Indiana Jones movie of my dreams. Here's hoping for Flying saucers, grays, and good dialogue...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    James Bond in 8 tentecled vagina

    by Kloipy

    Her Majesty's Secret Penis<br> Mars Shoveler<br>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Temple of Doom > Last Crusade

    by I Dunno

    ToD was Indy at his most mercenary. He found that Jar ' Emperor, that should have been in a museum and tried to trade it for a diamond. Then he went after the stones for "fortune and glory", endangering a child along the way. That doesn't sound like the Indy we knew from Raiders. That's why ToD was a prequel. Then by the end he's slightly less of a bastard. <p>In Last Crusade he's a total pussy. He doesn't even want to look for the Grail. Then there's all the slapstick comedy and the goofy faces he makes when he's tripping and falling. Ugh. </p><p>Here's hoping this one is a return to form</p><p>WTF is up with that Bond title? It was the title to one of Ian Fleming's short stories that has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie. Oh well. Apparently, Bond nails a 21 year old. I love that because it gets the feminists all riled up. </p>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    The Last Crusade Would Be Better Now

    by Aquatarkusman

    Because Carice van Houten could have played the blonde Nazi and Darrell Hammond could have played Sean Connery playing Dr. Jones, Sr.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Mr. Malloy/teaser

    by Lerkst

    Mr. Malloy, I disagree with you about your comments about Raiders. Yes, its premise is B-movie but it's writing, directing and acting are hardly that. Temple of Doom would be more that. For me Raiders is the greatest film ever made, just because 1. It's Raiders 2. It's more entertaining than any film SINCE it's release. 3. It's Raiders. 4. Indy was the first 'real' action film star 5. It's Raiders. As for the teaser, I don't give a rats ass WHAT it looks like...it's Indy 4, ties into the first film, and Marion is back. SOLD.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    No, thankfully

    by Lost Jarv

    I did sit through some horrendous bollocks that her mother (a terrible old hippy) had recommended for being "important" the other day. <p>But luckily Jarv's patented "cerebellum protector" kicked in and blanked all memory of the experience. So I can't even tell you what it was called.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    why is it that whenever

    by Lost Jarv

    someone describes a film as "important" it's usually an appalling load of pretentious wank that's practically unwatchable.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    that's hilarious!

    by Kloipy

    my brain just gets mad and sends pain all through my nerves which forces me to stop watching, and do something more entertaining like, washing the dishes

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    re Grail

    by DocPazuzu

    "If the Natshis capshure the Grail, the forshes of Darknesh will march all over the fashe of the Earth!" <p> Letting the Grail vanish into the abyss was saving it, and mankind by extension. <p> Besides, it doesn't look as cool in the trailer to say: <p> "He let the Grail slip into the bowels of the Earth."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Vincent Gallo's "Important" film

    by Kloipy

    the brown bunny. Let me summerize the film. Gallo's character watches a race for 11 minutes with no cuts, then asks a girl to go away with him, she says yes, but he chickens out and leaves her. Then goes to visit his ex's parents house. they talk about her brown bunny. Then we watch his character drive. For the next 75 minutes. Nothing but looking through a windshield. Then he stops and makes out with some random lady. Then goes back to driving. Then gets on his motor cycle and drives into the distance and back, we watch the whole thing. Then he goes to look for his ex. He finds her finally (only after more driving), they smoke crack, then she proceeds to suck his dick, which we see, the whole thing. Then he calls her a whore, then it turns out she's actually dead because she got drunk, got gang banged and raped and he did nothing and she choked on vomit. Then Gallo cries and drives some more. The End. Wow that is important, huh!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    and I saw the cut version of that movie

    by Kloipy

    apparently he had another full hour of driving scenes

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    no Purchase the cerebellum protector

    by Lost Jarv

    It comes in handy bottle and spliff shape carrying implements. <p>There are side effects though

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    yeah the spliff works for me or the hooka

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    I agree with points 1, 3, and 5

    by TerryMalloy

    simply because they are compelling. But what I'm saying is that for what it is, it is perfect. Yes, the writing acting and directing are top notch and it is absurdly entertaining. It is not, however, filled with great character growth, compelling themes, or depth. It has great characters that you actually care about and a great story. I love the movie and I would rate it an "A+" but it's still a "B" movie, if that makes any sense.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    I watched Spiderman 3

    by Kloipy

    while I was under the influence and that movie still sucked.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    that sounds dreadful

    by Lost Jarv

    I shall run if I ever hear of it. <p>Why on earth would anyone want to see that? It's like a really shit shalayaman film. Fucking twist-tastic

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    nothing could save Spidey 3

    by Lost Jarv

    I had it last summer with SR. I saw it hammered and thought that it was the worst film I'd seen in years, but so many were raving about it here (not to mention harry's ridiculously laudatory review) that I watched it again sober in case I was wrong. <p>it was worse.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    If you ever see it in your house

    by Kloipy

    drive and find Vincent Gallo and slap him in stupid face

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Didn't work for AvP:R either

    by Lost Jarv

    the plus is that you can't remember them. <p>It's more effective with "important" movies, as they tend to be so long that you can consume enough to black out and actually sleep through most of the rotten experience.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    SM3

    by Kloipy

    from the opening line "It's your friendly neighborhood...oh YOU know" joke, I was furious.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    No, FIRST he survived the temple, THEN he found the ark!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    Proper order.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    you saw AvP:R too?

    by Kloipy

    what a piece of shit that movie was. At least I didn't have to pay to see it, but holy shit was it stupid

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Better Bond Titles, Part II

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The Straw Menagerie<br> Pussybreaker<br> Race for the Crystal Widget<br> Death Won't Wait Forever<br> Sphincterfinger<br> Sieze the Day Tomorrow<br> The Glass Labia<br> The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy<br> Istanbullet<br> Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die<br> Yesterday Never Ends<br> License to Massacre<br> Moonpooper<br> Property of a Whore<br> The Outrageous Hanglider Episode<br> Dr. Nowhere Man<br> The Vagina Imperative<br> Baker's Dozen Minus One<br> Zorin's Next Blimp of Death<br> Blood is Thicker Than Vodka<br> The Faberge Turd<br> The International Bungee-Jump Debacle<br> Never Say You Love Me Anymore<br> For Your Taint Only<br> The Chartreuse Coffin<br> A View to a Spectacle<br> The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic<br> Never Send Condoms<br> Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load<br> Dying is Lonely<br>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    re M-O-M's banning.

    by DocPazuzu

    Don't be too confident. If that Nazi fuck, Silverfinger, could come back TWICE using the SAME NAME, I wouldn't put much stock in the fetters placed upon M-O-M.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:06 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu

    by Kloipy

    we can only pray

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Gallo is a complete twat

    by Lost Jarv

    and apparently "Gallo" means "cock" in Italian. <p>Which is funny.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    AvP:R is a fetid abortion

    by Lost Jarv

    I got a bent copy. <p>It now resides in the vault of shame. I know I should throw it out, but I can't bring myself to.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    that's so funny!

    by Kloipy

    Vincent Cock: Story of a Road Trip

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    wouldn't put too much faith in that

    by Lost Jarv

    I just got it off IMDB

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    some people got into a fight during my AVP:R

    by Kloipy

    they stopped the movie and everything, a big ass fist fight

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Doc- Re: M-O-M

    by Lost Jarv

    the difference is, last time when I thought he'd been done they only did the TB he was in. <p>This time, the purge has been much more thorough. <p>Having said that, in a few weeks we'll see a new TB'er called something like "Deckardsrubbercockpiece" appear to denounce Bay.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    why did they stop the movie?

    by Lost Jarv

    I'd rather have watched the fight. It's not as if anyone would have complained at missing a few bits of complete darkness and shit dialogue.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    What was the last TB M-O-M was in?

    by Kloipy

    I just noticed that I haven't seen him in a while

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    I got it off google

    by Lost Jarv

    It was the special edition Zodiac DVD. His post was on the 9th of January

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:15 a.m. CST

    the fight was more exciting than the move

    by Kloipy

    at least I wasn't able to guess what would happen next thanks to no Red Band trailer that gave away every freakin kill. And the (hahaha)plot of the movie, wow, i've seen episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond that are better

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST

    I hate Everybody Loves Raymond

    by Lost Jarv

    I actually find it so fucking painful that if I make the mistake of seeing a minute of it before I leave for work it puts me in a shitty mood for the rest of the day. <p>Apparently (according to Channel 4) Americans love it. I find this hard to believe.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST

    going out for a smoke

    by Kloipy

    God, I can't wait for this work week to be over

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:18 a.m. CST

    No mention of Jar Jar

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Obviously a fake trailer review.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Just rewatched Indy Trilogy over the weekend

    by Samuel Fulmer

    The first two stand up preaty well, but man Last Crusade just doesn't seem as good anymore. The fight scenes were so stagey, I thought I was watching footage from the Indiana Jones stunt spectacular at Disney MGM Studios. And about evey charcter was "comic" relief. It was like watching a bad parody of Raiders.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Kloipy...

    by Vamp-AICNchat

    ...OWNED!! I love Braff!! What the fuck is that gloved one on? Him/her is a fuckin weirdo, eh?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    Indy never "saved" the Grail

    by MetiphisLabs

    It fell into the center if the earth, lost forever. That's not saving, that's losing.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    uh...he LOST the grail.

    by FleshMachine

    so there.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    "We named the dog Indiana"

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Oh how cute. I can't wait at the end of KOTCS when Shia finds out his dad took his name from the family dog.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Jarv, DocPazuzu, & Kloipy

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Regarding MOM and Silverfinger's banning, the same thing happened to AnimalStructure. (I believe it may have been a result of his testing of Mori's patience in Mori's TWBB review. Not sure though.) His posts were deleted and yet he came back. Out of those three yahoos, he seems to be the only one still on the loose.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    As for this trailer description...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...it sounds like good times with Dr. Jones to me. I say, bring it on!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:36 a.m. CST

    LAME UNDER SIEGE RIP-OFF FOR THE JOKE.

    by uss cygnus

    "I thought you were a cook." "Well...I *also* cook."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Sam Fulmer

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I dunno. I have some problems with the number of 'gags' in Temple of Doom. Like the gross-out dinner at Pangkot Palace. Or before they even reach the palace, when Willie is drying her clothes at the campsite, and wherever she goes there's a wild animal and she freaks out, BUT then she flings the snake away and says "I hate that elephant." Ha ha HA! Or when Indy stops the mine car with his foot and dances around saying "Water! Water!" and ha ha, here comes a flood. All these things were funny when I saw the movie the first couple times but now they just seem dumb. I don't recall stuff like that in Raiders. The only 'gag' I think was when he shot the swordsman.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    It's a musical!

    by RogueWarrior65

    Put that thing back where it came from or so help me so help me...and cut!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:41 a.m. CST

    vamp and MNG

    by Kloipy

    Vamp-Oh God, just the thought of "owned" makes me cringe, i can't stand that shit. MNG-Thanks for the update, we can only hope we don't see him soon

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    MNG- I can't stand AnimalStructure

    by Lost Jarv

    dreadful, twisted individual. <p>Oh god, I'm just ignoring Glovedone now, having lowered myself the other day

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    there's something about glovedone

    by Kloipy

    that makes you unable to hold back your better judgement and you just want to fucking rip his head off. I've slipped a few times

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Temple of Doom gags were lame

    by Samuel Fulmer

    but they made up for it with some good action set pieces. To me, the action in Last Crusade has a real "gotta hit my mark" feeling to it. Other than a few moments during the desert tank chase, it's like watching a stage show at an amusement park. Plus we've got characters that had some modicum of dignity in previous films (Brody and Sallah) reduced to functioning idiots. And Connery was given nothing to do other than act like a cutsey old fart. And Ford just doesn't seem as engaging as he did in the other two films.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    I'm not slipping again

    by Lost Jarv

    even though Him, Anchorite and BSB have started up like the pathetic little children they are in the Obit TB. <p>Again.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    TerryMalloy, Raiders had character growth

    by I Dunno

    What movie did you see? IF there was no character arc then I guess the Indy that tied Marion back up so he could go after the ark and the Indy that followed the Nazis to that island with only Marion on his mind, even threatening to blow up the ark (even though he couldn't go through with it) were the same guys? Not to mention Marion's softening up. I mean it's not a Christmas Carol but there is character growth.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    To all those who responded to my post...

    by cornponious

    NO NO NO! It was ELSA who pointed Donovan to the wrong grail. Indy had NOTHING to do with it. <p> So there. Now shut up.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by Kloipy

    yeah, i have to admit that i started to get into him about making fun of Heath along with some douche Johnnykool. But I'm glad I got out of there when I did because there is no explaining to them what respect is

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    The stuff that's going on in the Ledger TB right now...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...is disgusting. No respect. No class. Apparently, they think it's better to use AICN as their own personal toilets.<P>Sorry...am I grandstanding here? Perhaps. But come on, man. Fucking hell.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    regarding Indy...

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    ...being more mercenary in TOD (the idol versus diamond thing) than in the other 2. I agree with this ,because it's a prequel it's an evolution of the caracter, from mercenary to "wise" archeologist in Raiders. But the River Phoenix intro of Crusade ruins that point of view ("it belongs to a museum!") or maybe Indy lost is faith in true archeology somewhere between the Crusade intro and TOD (and find it back at the end of TOD "now I see its magic")

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    It's pathetic

    by Lost Jarv

    it's a fucking obituary. For god's sake. THey should leave all their fucking squabbling, petty internet wars, stupid moral (but secretly they are quite pleased) indignation out, grandstanding and other sins out of it. <p>Just post once, post RIP, and then FUCKING LEAVE. <p>It's a sickening, classless display and marks a new low.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    MNG

    by Kloipy

    I don't know if they should even do Obit pages anymore. I remember reading the Steve Irwin one, and you know I liked that guy a lot, and his death hit me really hard, and people just made a mockery out of him. So i think I might just stay away from them from now on

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    by TheBloop

    But Patricia Heaton is a MILF. I just wish she was done up a little more slutty when she was younger on that show. When she was younger and had better skin, she was wasted with that stupid short grandma hair cut and the June Cleaver outfits. Me likey long straight dark red hair, schwing!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    and I'm well aware that I'm being hypocritical

    by Lost Jarv

    posting that here. <p>But it is fucking burning me and any other TB is fair game.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    i just think

    by Kloipy

    that if you don't like the person who passed or how they did, there should be no reason for you to post anything

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    TheBloop

    by Kloipy

    agreed

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    I've just posted again.

    by Lost Jarv

    And I regret it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Bloop and Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    nope. Disagree. Strongly. She'd have to get buck naked and bounce up and down for a while to elevate that shit to watchable. <p>To make it good, she'd have to club every other person involved in it to death with a baby seal. <P>while naked.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    it's ok Jarv

    by Kloipy

    sometimes you have to for the sake of yourself. Even if no one listens you tried. I understand the feeling that's why I even tried to explain it but of cource to no avail. But you did what you felt you needed to

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    jarv, the show itself was bad

    by Kloipy

    but she is pretty hot hahahaha

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    buck naked?

    by Lost Jarv

    strange. I think my brain has fused with anger.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    as long as Doris roberts doesn't get buck naked

    by Kloipy

    I really don't give a damn hahaha

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones And The Quantum Of Solace

    by Osmosis Jones

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    disturbing

    by Lost Jarv

    It's just a shit programme about a group of fucking inbred twats that live in each other's pockets. <p>Is it really popular in America

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    i live in america and it's all shit

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:22 a.m. CST

    take for example 2 and 1/2 Men

    by Kloipy

    2 crazy guys! One's uptight, the other ones a ladies man! Add once precocious child, and you've got a recipe for Comedy! Oh look, they have gotten themselves in another wacky situation! Thank God for the Laugh track otherwise you wouldn't think that this is funny! Look the adult and the kid both have spoons on their noses! This is genius!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Patricia Heaton

    by eric haislar

    She was so hot as Debra. God I want me a MILF like that.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Jarv

    by eric haislar

    I got your back.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    it does have growth

    by TerryMalloy

    Just not great character growth.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by eric haislar

    U just described three and half men.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I hear ya on the obit TBs. Maybe they should just disable comments on those things. It's clear that many of this site's more vocal "personalities" aren't mature enough to handle it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:31 a.m. CST

    "Thought you said you were a teacher?"

    by jones1899

    So we are to assume that Mutt has heard nothing of the adventures of Indy from either his mom or the news? Has Indy really done all of these things and not made the news or written a bestseller? Now, I don't want to see Indy the celebrity and I never liked reading in another early script that he was publishing a bestseller, but its interesting, if this trailer is legit, to see that they are taking this direction with the character after 20 years have passed. Basically he's an unsung hero. I like it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Did Mori give up on...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...posting his CLOVERFIELD review?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:34 a.m. CST

    did anyone see the Yahoo obit for him? disgracefull

    by Kloipy

    the site came up with 3 huge letters: OMG!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Jarv, about heaton

    by TheBloop

    HOT: http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-I mage-P atricia-Heaton-230572.jpg Nice face, tight petite body, not to thin, not too thick, and again, love the dark red hair color. UBER MILF

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    MNG

    by Kloipy

    I think he did. Maybe he just hasn't seen it yet

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone

    by codymr

    You have me in tears. Thanks

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    TheBloop

    by eric haislar

    Damn, look at her. Is it wrong to want to bang someone who is almost 50?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Saving the grail...

    by Heckles

    By letting it fall down a hole in the earth. Guess it was better than letting hot German chick finding it. Still can't wait for this flick.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    erichaislar, hell no it isn't wrong son!

    by TheBloop

    But if the age thing has got you down, there is an younger actress named Eric Shaffer who looks A LOT like a young Patrica Heaton. Here is a photo of here with Greg Fucking Brady: http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/u ncategorized/e ricabarry.jpg

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    I don't know Bloop

    by Kloipy

    she aint Heaton, that's for sure. On another note, if they came out with a Heaton sex tape it's gotta be called<br> Eatin' Heaton

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    By the way..

    by TheBloop

    Eric Shaffer is best know for her role as the "K-Y Jelly" girl, you may have seen her in those commercials. Another bonus.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    TheManBehindTheMask, ever hear of ideal youth?

    by I Dunno

    It doesn't matter what Indy was like as a kid, we see what he was like in 1935.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Thebloop

    by eric haislar

    That does look like her, but i will stick with Heaton, I want to do her while she is yelling at me, like she does at Raymond.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Other Titles

    by TheBloop

    Heaton in Heat Everybody Loves Fellatio

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Eatin' Heaton

    by eric haislar

    HAHAHAHA! oh man, You know she got her tits done. Them Puppies are not real.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:48 a.m. CST

    going to lunch

    by Kloipy

    see ya guys later

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Clip reel

    by DocMHumphrey

    Yeah, I'm sure they're going to use a clip reel to showcase a new Indy.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:52 a.m. CST

    I would give anything to see that tape

    by eric haislar

    if it exist, Something tells me she is very naughty.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    This was my idea.....

    by Seany-Wan

    The trailer opens with a black screen and you hear the music they play when they open the Indy is in the map room. The camera pans to show many dusty crates (perhaps the crate that holds the Ark?). In white lettering on a title card it reads, "Many treasures have long been searched for..." Fade back (not black) to the camera panning to show more crates. The music continues. Another title card appears "Some stay lost to history and time...." The music starts to well up. Last title card "And others are to be discovered again...." We hear the music that plays when the sun hits the Staff of Ra. The camera pans to the crate that reads " Property of Dr. Jones". There is a whip and hat lying on it. We hear the Raiders march. A hand picks up the hat and whip. They are put in their proper place. You see the back of a person’s head as the hat goes on. After it is adjusted properly, INDIANA JONES turns around, looks into the camera, smiles and says, "Trust me". Fade to black. Title logo and credits. SUMMER 2008

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Indy's gotta eat, but this trailer sounds... zzzzzzz

    by briantag

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Heaton reclines nudely

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I don't watch Raymond, but I know of Heaton because she's from Ohio and her brother writes for the paper here. From the commercials I see for the show, her character seems like a real uptight bitch, but yeah there's something that makes you want to do her. In an "I'll show you" sort of way.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Patty Heaton is an uptight bitch

    by finky089

    Don't let that ruin your fantasies guys, but it's the truth. Go find any interview with her and you'll see how she's prudish and looks down on those who are anything but. <p> That said, why not still have your mental jollies with her?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:19 a.m. CST

    See, even Abom knows she's an "uptight bitch"

    by finky089

    but just liek some of the super hottie models and actresses out there who wouldn't dare look at a guy who wasn't Colin Farrel, let alone do one, her being a bitch shouldn't hamper your fantasies. <p> Me and Jessica Alba: guilty as charged.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    finky089 I have know other girls like that

    by TheBloop

    But get them in the right mood and they go nuts. Lot of repression there. In some ways it makes it hotter, then when a girl is slut with everyone, because you cracked the code son!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Why show the Idol, then say "he saved the Ark"?

    by finky089

    that makes no sense. Either this is BS or the "spy" called the Ark "idol" b/c he's a dimwit. <p>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    this is a fine talkback

    by Lost Jarv

    I feel so much better now.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Bloop, I hear you and dig your perspective.

    by finky089

    I guess not being a fan of Everybody loves This Stupid SHow sets up an initial bias for me against her. But I wanted to like her b/c I thought she had "talent" in a "girl next door/MILF" sorta way. But I read some interviews with her while "Everybody" was still on the air and she was so judgemental I just couldn't respect her anymore and the MILFishness disappeared for me.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Node32774

    by finky089

    it's giant ants. There's pics from the new Lego sets out there that have them, too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    finky089 yeah I hear you

    by TheBloop

    There is just something about her looks I dig. Take her and set the clock back 15 years and too me she is near perfect. It is great to drool after Victoria's Secrets swim suits models and stuff, but corny as it sounds, Heaton really does have the hot woman next door look, like you could get with her is she was around.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:30 a.m. CST

    And Indy DID "save" the Grail

    by finky089

    He saved it from the Nazis. He just didn't bring it out of the Canyon of the Crescent Moon b/c he came to his senses and chose his Dad over the mirage of "Fortune and Glory." <p> If he had not made it to through the three tasks infront of the goal, I always figured that the Nazis eventually would have gotten through after they lost all of their local Arab recruits and given enough time to figure it out. <p> But I can also see how someone strictly interpreting from only what was seen and not implied that, yeah, Indy picked the right Grail. He saved HIS DAD. But b/c he picked the right Grail, Elsa got it. And it was Elsa that crossed the seal and triggered the earthquake that opened up the hole she would drop the Grail and herself into. So, in a way, Elsa's bumbling behavior "saved" the Grail.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:30 a.m. CST

    By the way..

    by TheBloop

    The Blonde Nazi chick in the Last Crus. was the hottest girl in all the Indy Movies, IMO. She's got that Elsa, she-wolf of the SS thing going out.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    tell Harrison to fuck off.

    by mrbong

    go on, someone that knows him, just to see how he reacts. it's worth a giggle.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Heaton is a dominatrix

    by Kloipy

    you know she has to be. She's like "Call me Debra you naughty Bloop"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I get the milf-ey thing

    by Lost Jarv

    but the amount of times that I've had the misfortune of seeing her turn down sex for "comedy" purposes has just killed it. <p>Fucking channel 4 putting it on before I go to work. All I want is a coffee and a cigarette and to chill for 5 minutes. And I get that unfunny shit.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    I was going to say that, kloipy.

    by Lost Jarv

    Curse you and your fast typing speed. <p>BTW- those fuckholes are still going at it over there, and now they're trying to come over all sanctimonious- see Glovedone's response to me. <p>Pricks, all of them.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:34 a.m. CST

    very valid points Jarv

    by Kloipy

    let's just say I'd let you have the money shot in "Eatin' Heaton 2: The Cumming of Age"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    TV before work

    by TheBloop

    That is how I got into watching Buffy. It was the only thing on at 6:00am while I got ready for work. FX used to show it 2 hours a day. I never it gave it a chance because the movie was so bad. Love it now though

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    glovedone is just trying to act like he has a point

    by Kloipy

    because he's trying to make himself look good, when all it takes is to just look at any post he's made to see that he's an asshole

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    tv before work

    by Kloipy

    luckly I have Comcast on demand, so sometimes I'll get something good. Most of the time it's only Malcom in the mIddle and Sunrise Earth on animal planet. I'll take sunrise

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Yeah Malcom is now on is place of Buffy

    by TheBloop

    At least I can get 2 hours of Angel in HD. Season 2-3 were pretty good, Julie Benz (Darla) is another UBER MILF. Have you seen the new photo of her with dark brown hair? SCHWING!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Indy IV Legos reveal...

    by finky089

    that it could well be Giant Ants that are the "rats/snakes/bugs" of KOTCS. <p> http://tinyurl.com/34cpep <p> At first I feel like "they did bugs already". But then I realize that GIANT bugs takes it to another level of "yech!" <P? never the less, why not pirhanas? They're in the Amazon. Vultures? I'd say Giant Spiders might have been good if not recently done by HP.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Scientology Guy V.O. in Indy trailer

    by Samuel Fulmer

    That would be cool. Get that really cheesy voice-over guy from that Tom Cruise on Scientology video that's on Youtube. They wouldn't have to show clips from KOTCS, just have Cruise talk about how Scientology relates to the new "alien" Indy film.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:44 a.m. CST

    the Crystal Skull=The Bates pubic lice

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Sorry to interrupt the MILF discussion above, guys.

    by finky089

    I'd love to stay an join in, but I have to cut out and get to work, so enjoy!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    see ya Finky

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Them

    by Samuel Fulmer

    I guess Lucas/Spielberg are really going the 50's sci-fi route on this one? Will Indy shrink too?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Giant Bugs

    by TheBloop

    Eh, those ants are too small to be "THEM". What a let down.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    what do you guys think of Leah Remini?

    by Kloipy

    the girl from King of Queens?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    they could be spiders?

    by Kloipy

    I'm not sure though. He should fight bengal tigers and that's why we find out that they are endangered

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    ciao finky

    by Lost Jarv

    I'm working late. *sniff*<p>Luckily one of the channels we get is repeating Top Gear. <p>I don't give a fuck about the cars, but it beats the shit out of Everybody (In His Family) Fucks Raymond. <p>I hate British TV.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    I despise anything on MTV

    by Kloipy

    they used to be cool back in the early 90's but now it's just like "Let's fuck this stupid Myspace whore"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:50 a.m. CST

    no, no, no, no, no

    by Lost Jarv

    I only ever saw one King of Queens and it had Patrica Heaton and that dipshit that plays her husband in it. Playing Raymond and Deborah. It made me want to throw the tv out of the window.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Fuck MTV

    by Lost Jarv

    YEE-UUU-CCC-HHH. <p> I blame The Real World for Reality TV as we know it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    I used to have a weird thing for Daphne from Fraiser

    by Kloipy

    oh youth

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Leah Remini? Used to be the shit

    by TheBloop

    God what a body! But boy did she go down hill FAST after having a baby. She lost her mojo big time.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:52 a.m. CST

    the "real" world

    by Kloipy

    I love how no one in that show is actually "real". Because in the real world you don't get great jobs for nothing that allow you to drink yourself stupid everynight. The should put them in a war zone. The Real World:Rawanda

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Everybody had a weird thing for her.

    by Lost Jarv

    She was highly fuckable. <p>I've got a mate that looks exactly like niles crane. <p>And for a fact, I'm telling you that never in a million years would he get to bounce up and down on someone that looks like Jane Leeves. (I think that's it)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    my wife watches The L Word

    by Kloipy

    I hate that fucking show. They can't go 6 seconds without reminding "Oh did you know I'm gay, yep I'm a lesbian, what a fight I have, the fight of being gay. I'm so gay for you, let lesbo it up all night long. Gay lesbian gay gay gay lesbian dyke. I'm gay."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:55 a.m. CST

    A MILF discussion...oh boy!

    by Abin Sur

    I for one, would bang the hell out of Marg Helgenberger.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Yes you would

    by Lost Jarv

    Music industry, Journalism, hooker, <p>There's plenty of careers for the determined slacker. <p>It would be a much better programme if you locked the vile little wannabes in a house and gave them all clubs with a nail in the top, and told them only one was getting out.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST

    That is a great call

    by Lost Jarv

    well done Abin Sur, well fucking done.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    The Real World: Homicide Mountain

    by Kloipy

    I would watch that

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Georger Lopez

    by TheBloop

    His wife on his show it hot. My new fav uber-milf, latino style.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:58 a.m. CST

    And even though she just officially "came out"...

    by Abin Sur

    I'd still bang the hell out of Jodie Foster too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:58 a.m. CST

    I like Mariska Haggarty from Law and Order SVU

    by Kloipy

    she's a weird hot

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST

    I keep catching my wife watching some

    by Lost Jarv

    appaling reality dreck (The X Factor)<p>But at least she hates Big Brother, I'm an attention seeking twat, get me out of here! Strictly come Dancing/ wanking on ice, and that horrible fucking shite that that intergalactic turd Andrew Lloyd Webber keeps polluting the airwaves with. <p>It's very hard to find something that isn't shit or CSI on TV nowadays.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Abin Sur, i hear that

    by Kloipy

    I used to be in love with her from the movie Nell. I don't know what that says about me but something about that ferrel beast

  • damn she was hot

  • Jan. 24, 2008, noon CST

    Latino Uber MILF Alert

    by TheBloop

    http://www.imdb.com/n ame/nm0005186/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    I quite like the chick that plays the DA in

    by Lost Jarv

    SPecial Victims Unit. I think her name is Stephanie March. <p>Glasses and a stern manner <p>*Jarv goes away for a cold shower*

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:02 p.m. CST

    agreed Bloop

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Jodie Foster has the sexual charisma of

    by TheBloop

    A loaf of wet bread. Even if you are lesbo.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:03 p.m. CST

    What the fuck are you people talking about?

    by I Dunno

    It's a sad state of affairs when TBers on a geek movie site are talking about Everyone Loves Raymond in an Indiana Jones TB. I think I see four guys on horseback up in the sky.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    I Dunno

    by Kloipy

    we aren't talking about the show, just the fuckability of Heaton

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    OK, my last one...

    by Abin Sur

    Demi Moore. DUH. I'm done being a pig.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:07 p.m. CST

    you have to follow,

    by Lost Jarv

    anyway we aren't. <p>It's all about MILF's at the moment

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:07 p.m. CST

    hmmmm not ageist but...

    by DanboJohnJ

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    I don't want to get my hopes up too high for this

    by Lost Jarv

    After this summer, when every sequel has blown hairy ape nob. <p>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    as above

    by DanboJohnJ

    i'm still concerned that he's gonna look a bit daft

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:10 p.m. CST

    I Dunno

    by TheBloop

    Talking about older women you would like bang beats the fuck out of a talkback about Cloverfield that devolves in to left/right hissy fit.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Curse of The Black Spiderman

    by Kloipy

    You shoot, I'll navigate!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:13 p.m. CST

    the ultimate MILF, Salma Hayek

    by Kloipy

    dude, she's a mom, she's over 40, and she's insane

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Salma Hayek my love

    by TheBloop

    You nailed that one Kloipy, matter of speaking. She should be in the MILF hall of fame with Kelly Preston.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Talking about MILF's

    by Lost Jarv

    is a fuck sight better than the current number 1 TB. <p>Sigh, I want to go home- but I can't.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    fuck yes. Full Marks Kloipy

    by Lost Jarv

    or Monica Belluci

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    The Milfies

    by Kloipy

    I hear you Jarv, it's been a long week

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    oh Monica, she is a firestarter that one

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Monica Belluci

    by TheBloop

    That is who you do curves my friends.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    an older milf but you know

    by Kloipy

    Meryl Streep. I don't know what it is about her. But she gets better with age

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    I'll never forget the first time I saw Monica

    by Kloipy

    it was in the Matrix and I couldn't care less about the rest of the movie

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Node3277

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Maybe it's chocolate-coated vaginas.<br> As for Mariska Hargatay, I would so do her and don't even consider myself worthy of doing so. And I would do Jodi Foster too, and the fact that she probably wouldn't like it makes the idea all the more appealing. Which is not to say I don't have 'spect for her, because I do.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    oh wait I forgot she was in Bram Stoker's Dracula

    by Kloipy

    undead hottie

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Rebecca Demornay.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    abom, the hand that robbed my craddle

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    One thing's for certain: it WILL rock!

    by Proman1984

    Oh yeah, bring it on!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Kloipy, are you really moving on to GMILFs?

    by Abin Sur

    If that's the case, Helen Mirren beats Meryl Streep hands down. But still, EWWW.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    I want Carrie-Anne Moss....

    by travis-dane

    she`s an hot MILF.I saw her in The Chumscrubber(bikini)and felt some deep MILF love!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Anne Ramsey

    by Kloipy

    DMILF, from The Goonies. Something about that pug-dog look

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    the D in DMILF =Dead

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Jesus....Monica and Carrie-Anne....

    by travis-dane

    MILF dream team!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Meryl Streep = Woodie Killer

    by TheBloop

    Come'on, this is nose-diving now, you can do better

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Monica, Salma , Carrie-Ann....

    by just pillow talk

    All wonderful, wonderful, wonderful MILFS. I'd like to add Catherine Zeta-Jones as well. Gotta give props to Spartacus' son.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Diane Lane

    by just pillow talk

    Though in her new movie, she looks pretty haggard. But I would have done her under the Tuscan Sun.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk,OH BROTHA!

    by travis-dane

    Catherine!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Kelly Ripa?

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Catherine Keener

    by eric haislar

    Is a Milf. I know they said this in virgin but she is so do able. The president from BSG is fuckable too. What's her name walks on water?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Kelly Ripa

    by eric haislar

    way hot, not my type but still do able.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Catherine Zeta-Jones

    by TheBloop

    God who could forget her? My wife is like, "why do you always watch that stupid Zorro movie when its on". She doesn't see the pillow covering my lap.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Tari Hatcher

    by eric haislar

    She has a kid she's a MILF doesn't help she was lois lane too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Diane Lane was good until Perfect Storm

    by TheBloop

    That fake Boston accent and flannel shirt killed it for me.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Britney Spears

    by eric haislar

    Not a MILF.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Catherine Keener, dude I totally agree

    by Kloipy

    she's so sexy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Diane Keaton

    by eric haislar

    I always found her attractive too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I guess Angelina is technically a milf now

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Juilanna Moore does it for me

    by Kloipy

    she's a tiger

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    I know she is way old but

    by eric haislar

    Emmylou Harris Looks damn good, I probley hit it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Juilanna Moore

    by eric haislar

    Hell Yeah! Amber Waves all the way.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    I had an Beverly D`Angelo thing going...

    by travis-dane

    she was hot(I dont know if she`s a mom).

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    travis-dane, right on man!

    by Kloipy

    Holy shit in those Vacation movies

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Beverly D`Angelo

    by eric haislar

    Oh shit! I forgot about her! Have you seen her now she is all fat now. But back when she was Mama Griswald She was way hot.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Kelly Ripa is too skinny

    by Abominable Snowcone

    She's practically a skeleton and she has 'tits like a sparrow' to quote Jaws 2. Diane Lane I would do. And then I'd send her to pillowtalks house to do laundry and vacuum. Or be donkey-punched. And I would use Sela Ward like a public toilet at a state park.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    So now brings the question

    by eric haislar

    Who is the Ultimate MILF of all time? Oh Julie Andrews was way hot back in the day too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    On Christmas eve

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Cheaper by the Dozen was on, and I was ignoring the present-opening festivities and watching the TV found myself thinking impruriently about Bonnie Hunt.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Bonnie Hunt is do-able

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    erich

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Agreed on Julie Andrews. I would bang her skull against the headboard and make her sing "Doe, a deer, a female deer."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Kate Beckinsale

    by eric haislar

    is a MILF. She's pretty hot. watching her in those costumes in click was very nice.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    I'd hit Kathy Bates

    by Abominable Snowcone

    with a harpoon

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    The Bates is unable to 'make love'

    by Kloipy

    she only swallows her suiters

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Beverly D`Angelo looked good in Xmas Vacation

    by TheBloop

    Here is Green Skirt. Juilanna Moore? no way. skin too lite, too many spots. Besides I like fake red hair.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Abom, this made me choke on my coffee

    by Kloipy

    "And I would use Sela Ward like a public toilet at a state park."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    I would still do Jamie Lee Curtis

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I said it

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Linda Hamilton

    by eric haislar

    in T2 was sexy. In a crazy bitch kind of way.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Kate Beckinsale!was the ONLY good thing...

    by travis-dane

    in "Click"!WOW!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Kate Beckinsale love hot Gypsies

    by TheBloop

    Kari Wuhrer in "Thinner" as the Gypsy chick was almost as hot.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sorry. Yeah, I was jealous of Jake Gyllenhaal in "Day After Tomorrow" because Sela played his mother. Which meant, he came out of her hey nani-nanoo!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Rene Russo has great legs!

    by travis-dane

    anytime with her.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Look fellow MILF lovers

    by TheBloop

    We have overtaken the Heath Ledger and Rambo talkbacks in posts. MILF Love conquers all.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Mary Tyler Moore

    by eric haislar

    Way hot!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    Harry should change the title of this TB to MILF LOVE

    by eric haislar

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    about 15 years ago I would have said Sophia Loren

    by Kloipy

    not so much these days

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Reese Witherspoon

    by just pillow talk

    I'd show her my sweet home Alabama.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Nicole Kidman

    by Kloipy

    esp in Eyes Wide Shut, holy mother of mercy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Laura Dern

    by Kloipy

    she's still hot

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    MILF love could bring world peace

    by just pillow talk

    and would solve hunger. Look it up, it's true.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Remember Angelica huston

    by eric haislar

    In Adams family, Very Nice!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    To be a old MILF in love

    by eric haislar

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Krista Allen, sweet mother of god!

    by TheBloop

    http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/krista-allen/pictures/k rista-allen-picture-1.jpg

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Karen Black

    by TheBloop

    I'm back in Black!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    I got scared bloop, i thought you said Kirstie Alley

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Pillow, you are right. Mom's Across The World

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Brooke Shields is hot too...

    by travis-dane

    great legs and ass!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    check out this one,

    by Kloipy

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001523/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Katie Holmes is crazy now

    by eric haislar

    But is she still a MILF?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Toni Collette is hot

    by Kloipy

    kinda weird teeth, but oh well

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Natascha McElhone

    by eric haislar

    Oh did u see her on Californiacation, Oh man!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    I like me some Laura Linney

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    travis

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I would so do Rene Russo. As in Lethal Weapon 3 Rene Russo. And Raquel Welch I always would have done, and Bo Derek. Ever see "Ghosts Can't Do It" with Bo Derek and Anthony Quinn? She's nude almost the whole movie. I saw it when I was a teen, and it made me want to strangle my chimp to death.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    erichaislar

    by Kloipy

    hell yeah man, hot stuff

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    What about Natasha Henstridge....

    by travis-dane

    is she a mom?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Hot Moms across the world, unite!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    We salute you!<p> Now bend over

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Barbara Bush

    by F69

    I'd Barbara HER Bush... I'm not very good at this.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    WE FORGOT THE HOLY GRAIL

    by eric haislar

    Jane Seymour.....I am so sorry Queen of MILFS

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Estelle Getty, I'd suck on her hard candy

    by Kloipy

    eww

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone:Bo Derek!!!!!

    by travis-dane

    Perfect 10 and that Tarzan movie.OH MY GOD!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Teri Garr in Young Frankenstien

    by Kloipy

    that was a hell of a woman

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Natassja Kinski

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Rebecca Romijn Stamos. Elle Macpherson. Heck, even Christie Brinkley still looked good last time I saw her. I'd do her and yell, "THIS IS FOR BILLY! TAKE IT! THIS IS FOR BILLY, TOO!! UHNN UHNNN!"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Isabella Rosselini

    by Kloipy

    Baby wants blue velvet!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Jane Seymour

    by eric haislar

    She is the Ultimate MILF

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Shia overload

    by AlwaysThere

    Too much of the kid is never a good thing.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    I think the top is Salma or Monica Belluci

    by Kloipy

    But there are some great ones on here

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    AlwaysThere

    by eric haislar

    Find a diffrent TB. This is only for MILF Lovers

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Shit, I'd have even hit Terri Garr in Mr. Mom or First Born. Just something about her that says, "You want me."<p> Ohhh, I got one, how about Ellen Barkin? Like back when she was in Buckaroo Bonzai? Kinda different in the face, but hot. Even in Oceans 13 she was still pretty good lookin'.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Anybody seen

    by skimn

    Kim Basinger lately? How's she hangin'?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Laura Linney, agreed

    by TheBloop

    gotta run, been fun you sluts

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    WTF? Shia?

    by just pillow talk

    Dude, wrong talkback.<p>Rebecca will do anything for you if you refer to yourself as Magneto. She digs guys who wear helmets.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Remember when people found

    by eric haislar

    Gina Davis Hot? What was with that?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    even Ellen in Bad Company

    by just pillow talk

    Didn't Lawrence hit that?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    see ya Bloop, and Abom

    by Kloipy

    I agree

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Kim Basinger

    by eric haislar

    still hot but she is Nut job. OHHHH TINA FEY

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Sorry, I'd hit Gina from a Long Kiss Goodnight

    by just pillow talk

    Bad ass Gina of course, though the split personality thing would be kind of fun too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    I just want someone I can talk to

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A lady who can listen (sniff) and understand (sob) and with HUGE JUGS

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk

    by Kloipy

    right on man, totally agree

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    i'm sorry, huge jugs and what was the other part?

    by just pillow talk

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    another Gina, Gershon

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    This is fake as hell...

    by Kirbymanly

    There's no detail in the description

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Gina Davis

    by Abominable Snowcone

    started off in Tootsie, then she had a shortlived sitcom, Angie or some shit like that. I thought she was very hot. But then again, I was only 12 or so at the time.<p> Pillowtalk, glad to hear it about Rebecca, because I've got a helmet for her

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:25 p.m. CST

    ah yes, kinky Gina Gershon

    by just pillow talk

    nice one Kloipy.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Kirbymanly

    by Abominable Snowcone

    What are you talking about? :)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    my vote goes to Juliette Binoche

    by Spandau Belly

    just for the record

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    you know, if she really was Mystique...

    by just pillow talk

    She could be EVERY hot MILF that ever lived. Ponder that gents.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Heather Locklear

    by Kloipy

    just without 80's hair

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Speaking of X-Men

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Famke Janssen can turn into a dark phoenix at my place whenever she likes. She can even de-atomize me.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Spandau Belly

    by Kloipy

    nice one man

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    unlike elections Spandau...your vote counts!

    by just pillow talk

    It has been tallied and accepted.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    I prefer the Famke Janssen from Bond

    by just pillow talk

    who can crush a man with those legs. Come get some baby...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Markie Post

    by Abominable Snowcone

    from Night Court, speaking of 80s TV babes. Sheena Easton.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    My TOP MILFS:

    by travis-dane

    <p>1.Carrie-Anne Moss<p>2.Selma Hayek<p>3.Milla Jovovich<p>4.Monica Bellucci<p>5.Catherine Zeta-Jones<p>and almost any other MILF above!<p>MILF for life!<p>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    We salute YOU, Milfs!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Now, kneel before Zod!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    hmm...I loved me some Markie Post

    by just pillow talk

    She would have been taught the letter of the law in my chambers...repeatedly.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Jamie Lee Curtis as seen in that Eddie Murphy...

    by travis-dane

    and Dan Ackroyd movie!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Heather Locklear

    by eric haislar

    Holy hell how could she be forgotten

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    I hope this is fake,

    by jimmay

    because the beginning sounds like a ten year old wrote it. They'd be better off just showing some old clips from the first three films with some narration from the new film then "he saved the temple." It sounds like the teaser for a wacky comedy. Maybe they'll have the guy with the portable record player scratch the needle off like in South Park.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Helen Hunt

    by eric haislar

    She was a looker.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Heather Locklear could save my "temple"too.

    by travis-dane

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Sigourney Weaver

    by eric haislar

    Exspecally in Galaxy Quest.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Mamie Van Doren

    by caruso_stalker217

    Yeah yeah, the bitch is pushing 77, I know and she's mostly artificial by now, but I would nail that shut.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I would've done Shelley Duvall back in the day

    by caruso_stalker217

    I dig the too-thin-frumpy-and-annoying type.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    I want to lay pipe with

    by eric haislar

    lucille ball

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Sigourney Weaver ONLY in Galaxy Quest

    by Kloipy

    haha

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Dorthy Danridge

    by Kloipy

    back in the day hottie

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    PAMELA ANDERSON!!!

    by travis-dane

    how could I forget her!She`s with us all the way guys and a MILF!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    to tie it all in - Karen Allen of course

    by just pillow talk

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by eric haislar

    Come on Dana Barret had it going on. If it was good enough for Venkman then it is good enough for me.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    you got it Kloipy..

    by just pillow talk

    I've asked Sigourney many a time to film a movie with me: Pillow in the Mist. I'm still waiting Sigourney.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Annie Potts

    by eric haislar

    Oh yeah!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    I hate Pamela Anderson

    by caruso_stalker217

    Fuck that bitch!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    erichaislar

    by Kloipy

    ok, I'll give you Zool

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Annie Potts is fine...

    by caruso_stalker217

    Oh so fine she blow my mind. First time I noticed was in WHO IS HARRY CRUMB?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    How could I forget Annie HOLY COW

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Pheobe Cates, has to be a mom by now

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Jessica Alba

    by eric haislar

    Is Prego so she is a Milf.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Pillow in the Mist

    by Kloipy

    Diane Fossey gets stabbed by a flesh knife

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    this chick is on Californication and she does Bobby Hill

    by Kloipy

    and she's hot!<br> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0781899/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    It's a shame about Kathleen Turner

    by caruso_stalker217

    She was unbelievably hot back in the day.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Helen Parr / Elastigirl

    by eric haislar

    From The Incredibles, But it could just be Holly Hunter.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    I would nail Holly Hunter

    by caruso_stalker217

    I would nail her to the wall. With my penis.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    "Pillow in the Mist":

    by travis-dane

    "Diane Fossey gets stabbed by a flesh knife"!!!HAHAHA!funky!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Erich

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I was Mad About Helen's Twin Tornadoes in Twister. I wanted to siphon from those cyclones, I tell you. And when she cried, I cried. While staring at the screen at those fine tight mammalian protruberances

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    Elastigirl is a cartoon MILF

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I watched that DVD with my kids and thought, jesus, that's a hot cartoon chick. Her voice made it even hotter. Talk to me, Helen. Tell me again not to panic. That we're not going to die. I love you.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Jessica Rabbit is the Ultimate CILF

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    I would impale Michelle Pfeiffer

    by Abominable Snowcone

    She even looked good recently in Hairspray. Ive got something to spray on her.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Elastigirl

    by eric haislar

    was very bangable the big ass made it better.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    abom, its Garnie Cumtis

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    How could I forget Pfeiffer?

    by caruso_stalker217

    Catwoman, man. Catwoman.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Andy's mom in Toy Story

    by Abominable Snowcone

    is cute, but she's no Helen Parr. God bless you Pixar with your fine milf creations. Hey, does Andy even have a dad? What's the friggin' deal there? Is his mom a le-le-le-lesbean?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Laura San Gia Coumo or however it's spelled

    by Kloipy

    dude, her boobs are freaking HUGE.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    CILF

    by eric haislar

    Genius.....hmmm how about nanny from Muppet babies, those socks got me wild.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Jane Goodall

    by Kloipy

    she's into that monkey sex

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Janice from the muppet show

    by Kloipy

    big ass lips

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Melinda Clarke made my balls hurt....

    by travis-dane

    everytime my Girlfriend watched The O.C.!fucking teens!MELINDA!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    erich

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Do you suppose if and when they make Incredibles 2, that daughter Violet will be hot? This is important stuff here.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Janice got aids in the 80's

    by eric haislar

    I think she died.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Bea Arthur...mmmmmmm

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Minnie Pearl.....mmmmm oh yes I will teabag you my sweet wrinkled petunia

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Violet

    by eric haislar

    Is right up my ally, the dark lonesome type.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    I would've nailed MISERY-era Kathy Bates

    by caruso_stalker217

    She could hobble me any time.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    Jill Hennesy was on Law&Order too...

    by travis-dane

    and she`s a MILF!Law&Order has a lot MILF`S!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    My Apologies to Pazuzu et al.

    by NoDiggity

    I meant to respond to you in the last Indy talkback, re: the Aliens shit, but unfortunately the flu I picked up at Christmas got suddenly worse, and almost turned into pneumonia, so I was just sweating and coughing and didn't have any energy to turn on the computer let alone rewatch Aliens and Alien and haul out more arguments. I still am coughing up phlegm, but I'm fine, but if you were all looking forward to an extended talkback then, I'm sorry.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    Twister era Jami Gertz....

    by skimn

    and ...oooh oooooh ...Rosanna Arquette....Mimi Rogers....ummm. Damn, ruined a perfectly good pair of pants...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Abom, this is how I roll

    by Kloipy

    http://theoscarsite.com/whoswho7/ramsey_a.jpg

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Who was that actress

    by skimn

    from Jag...?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    I would nail Jami Gertz of any era

    by caruso_stalker217

    Even that LOST BOYS bullshit.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Oh yes, I'd give her some of my Goonies and then I'd throw her from the train, she's so fine.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Catherine Bell?

    by caruso_stalker217

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I think her name is Catherine Bell. I saw her on the Stern show once, and she was EVEN HOTTER and jesus those breastseseseses practically skewered my eyeballs even on TV

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Holland Taylor

    by caruso_stalker217

    From "Two and a Half Men." That's right, I watch "Two and a Half Men." You got a fuckin problem with that? Anyway, total GILF.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Re: The Description of the Trailer

    by NoDiggity

    No way to know if it's real, or just cobbled from previous info. If it's real, well, the re-use of the warehouse is sign of uncreative retreading. Oh, who cares. It will suck.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Elastigirl is fucking HOT

    by Osmosis Jones

    Gotta love a woman who's FLEXIBLE. As for real-life MILFs, Mira Sorvino.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I saw Mimi in some apocalyptic movie on IMC a few years back. She was playing some born-again prude mother, but crazy. She looked hot, and the craziness only made it better.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Woah, can't believe nobody has mentioned...

    by caruso_stalker217

    ...Charlotte Rampling! Jesus H. Christ, my favorite woman over 60!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Crazy + Hot = Piper Laurie in CARRIE

    by caruso_stalker217

    Woah mama!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    speaking of X-files. Gillian Anderson

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Denise Richards is still kinda hot

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Gillian Anderson

    by eric haislar

    Thats a MILF

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    As for GILF`s,what about Katherine Helmond!

    by travis-dane

    Who`s the Boss,bitches!!!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Zena Warror Princess

    by eric haislar

    Hell yeah!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Sounds okay.

    by TattooedBillionaire

    I need me an Indiana Jones fix! Give me that trailer already!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Frances O'Connor from AI

    by Kloipy

    I'm a real boy!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Denise Richards and Liv Tyler. They remind me of each other. Probably because we made a sandwich together once at my house. An abominable sandwich, and several act against humanity were committed.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:31 p.m. CST

    abom

    by Kloipy

    was it a tuna melt?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    With "mayonnaise",Mr.Snowcone?

    by travis-dane

    hehehe!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Is this TB an early description

    by Abominable Snowcone

    of the lesbian milf orge at my house? Kloipy, yes, it was a delicious starkist charlie tuna sandwich.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Special sauce, travis

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Then the police showed up with the health department.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:39 p.m. CST

    throw Rosario Dawson in the mix she's the Multi-Grain bread

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    gridbug

    by Kloipy

    you would have to do it in front of her kids though. "How do like what pappa gridbug is doing to mommy, Cody???"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Kathie Lee Gifford

    by eric haislar

    HAHAHAHAHAH!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Rosario Dawson!!!!!!is she a MOM?

    by travis-dane

    My balls hurt!bad!I hate you Kloipy!:)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    2for2true's mom

    by just pillow talk

    You know she's gotta be smoking to have such a badass motherfucker like 2for2true. Don't argue me on this or I'll have my boy stab you with a #2 pencil.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    travis, I don't know if she is or not

    by Kloipy

    but if not she needs to be so we can add her to the list

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Pillow, i just pissed myself

    by Kloipy

    Oh 2for2true

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    she's a real Shitheel that's for sure

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Julianne Moore

    by just pillow talk

    Mentioned yet? She did that trick in COM with my left ball. Hey Julianne, my right one is still waiting.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    2for2true:who`s that?

    by travis-dane

    And let`s make Rosario a mom real fast!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    no shit(heel) Kloipy

    by just pillow talk

    BTW...I've tried saying shitheel before a mirror 3 times, but can only get 2 out. I'm freaked as shit that the crazy fucker will pop out of thin air and stab me with a pencil.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Katherine Helmond

    by skimn

    had quite the rack during those Soap/Boss years...frightening to think what gravity would have done to them...more GILF'S!!..Catherine Deneuve (pardon spelling), Julie Christie, Chita Rivera ..is Jill St John still around??

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Lara Flynn Boyle and Mädchen Amick...

    by travis-dane

    for the weird MILF department!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Moore was mentioned, 2for2true, and the mirror

    by Kloipy

    Moore is so hot. 2for2true was a 1 time poster who said that if someone said something he didn't like that he would stab them in the mouth with a pencil, and he called them shitheels, and he is the toughest motherfucker I ever met. Pillow, I can't even get through his name the first time. I'm too scared of the mouth pencil

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:52 p.m. CST

    gridbug:Too late,she`s allready in our 200-300

    by travis-dane

    list!I did it!FIRST!:)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    I hear he's moved onto Bic pens

    by just pillow talk

    He's a crazy mofo...straight from da hood! Or maybe a nice little suburb outside of Annapolis. Who knows. !

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Deborah Kara Unger

    by Abominable Snowcone

    from Highlander III. <p> Later kids, gotta go, been fun! Seein' Rambo tomorrow.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:54 p.m. CST

    2for2true is like "Demon Dave"?

    by travis-dane

    they should "FLEX" together!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    LOL @ Danny Devito

    by Kloipy

    that was hilarious

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    2for2true is the evil that Demon Dave found at the mourge

    by Kloipy

    he was one of the FaTAlaties

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    Maria Bello

    by Kloipy

    good enough for Viggo

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    dumb trailer

    by dizzywhip

    i dont have to be reminded who indiana jones is and what hes done in the past. just show indiana jones smashing a crystal skull with a baseball bat and then slapping marion and then: may 22 2008.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:01 p.m. CST

    dumb trailer

    by dizzywhip

    i dont have to be reminded who indiana jones is and what hes done in the past. just show indiana jones smashing a crystal skull with a baseball bat and then slapping marion on the ass and then: may 22 2008.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Julie Louis Dryfuss in Troll

    by Kloipy

    she was a magical pixie

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Danny Trejo should be a MILF too....

    by travis-dane

    oh god....

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Holly Hunter in Copycat!!!!

    by travis-dane

    MILF in a suit!!!WOOHOOO!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Not true! Here's the real deal :

    by FILMFUNK

    Open on a shot of Indy's hat and a stone wall coming down behind it, out shoots Indies hand, grabs the hat and pulls it back through just in time<P>cut to:<P>hand dusting off hat and putting it on to become the unmistakable Indianna Jones.<P>cut to:<P>Back view behind indy as the camera rises to reveal the interior of huge underground pyramid with hundreds of stone steps, something glints at the top of the ancient Temple<P>cut to:<P>TEXT - His biggest adventure yet is about to begin<P>cut to:<P>Montage of action scenes which include - Indy whipping a russian ladies bottom, jumping for an alien flying saucer, and kicking in an aztec boss baddy Pat Roach<P>cut to:<P>Shia Le Bouf looking down crying as Indies hand gently rests his battered old Hat on the young guys head and says in a quiet voice offscreen ''It's all yours kid'' before his hand drops out of shot and Indy expires for good, cue unmistakable music THE END

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Pillow, I found another node with 2for2true on it!!!

    by Kloipy

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32334

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Screw Teasers

    by iRovr

    I'm sick of teasers that amount to 15 seconds of new footage. Give me a full-length dramatic skull-fucking or give me nothing.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    I love Harmony Korine, Troma and Temple Of Doom...

    by Tourist

    ...But I don't like Coca Cola. By the way, I've never wanted to fuck Salma Hayek more than while she was pregnant. Fat bitches need love too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Well, if you're talking All-Time MILF

    by zer0cool2k2

    Raquel Welch. So hot in the late 60's, early 70's. not too bad to this day. and her daughter grew up to be in Playboy! <p> Speaking of Markie Post, didja know she starred in a pilot for a remake of "Electrawoman and dynagirl" in 2001? <p> I'd also like to give props to Ellen Barkin (Sea of Love) and is Dana Delany a mom?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Tanya Roberts in That 70's Show

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    a car chase in a warehouse?

    by crazy4dragons13

    sounds boring. unless they crash into some of the crates and unleash demons and shit. i bet this whole film has witty jokes after each scene and doesnt take itself seriously at all. still i'm there opening day.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Good times

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    i used to be in love with Theresa Randle

    by Kloipy

    Beverly Hills Cop 3! Oh my lord!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    did anyone mention the currently knocked-up

    by zer0cool2k2

    Helle Berry?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    i thought you were gonna say tits

    by crazy4dragons13

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Indy Jones is cooking the books!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Isn't he?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Greatest MILF of all time

    by MontyPigeon

    Is and always will be Julie Newmar. Ask any of the kids who grew up on the 60s Batman series and it's still one of the best bodies I have seen on a woman.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Virginia Madsen

    by Kloipy

    I agree, she is pretty hot

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST

    here's a real lady of the night

    by Kloipy

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0752576/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    We are so deep in MILF`s right now...

    by travis-dane

    <p>that I cant move no more!HALLE!FAMKE!REBECCA!<p>They should do an XXX-MILF´s MEN movie!starring us and them!<p>

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Too short

    by skywalkerfamily

    Wasn't the teaser for Phantom Menace like three hours?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Melanie Griffith was hot too...

    by travis-dane

    in the 80`s and 90`s!HOT!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    travis-dane, you could be Cyclops aka One-Eye

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Amy Yasbeck

    by Kloipy

    Mina in Dracula Dead and Loving it

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Eva Gabor

    by Kloipy

    green acres was the place to be

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Kloipy,you are "COLOSSUS"then....

    by travis-dane

    HUGE!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    speaking of the movie "Class"

    by zer0cool2k2

    Jacqueline Bisset, see also "the Deep".

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    thanks dude, that's a big compliment! haha

    by Kloipy

    Glovedone is Jubilee because he's a pussy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Madsen

    by skimn

    Hell yes...The Hot Spot..was that the Don Johnson flick with both her and a nubile Jennifer Connally? And I remember some late '80s HBO flick that she cavorted in the nude for most of the flick.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    XXX-Men: Fuck the Future

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:51 p.m. CST

    skimn, just knowing she cavorted is amazing

    by Kloipy

    need to look that one up

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    I'm out for the night

    by Kloipy

    take care gentlemen

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:02 p.m. CST

    MILF I'd like to... you know...

    by spud mcspud

    Gillian Anderson<P> Angelina Jolie<P> Natascha McElhone<P> Madchen Amick (oh yes!)<P> Walker Texas Ranger's fine ass woman<P> Anita Barone (?) from THE WAR AT HOME<P> Laura Linney for sure!<P> Bonnie Hunt is all kinds of fine<P> Aaaaaaaaand I'm out. That's all I got. For the next 45 minutes anyway. Gotta go, need a clean-up...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Damn AICN.

    by mrfan

    Everytime I read an article about Indiana Jones I get the theme music in my head. Takes forever to get it out.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Virginia Madsen

    by spud mcspud

    Ever since HIGHLANDER 2. Yeah, I said it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:06 p.m. CST

    holy shit

    by eric haislar

    i left for like 2 hours and i come back and we are still talking about MILFS, ain't America great.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Have to go too,MILF on guys!

    by travis-dane

    see ya later.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone

    by Laserbrain

    You've made my day, man. Those titles are absolute fucking Gold.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Sounds dumb, but maybe plays well to a crowd

    by Drath

    It sounds as cliched and stupid as the stuff Star Wars fans came up with back in the summer of 98 when they tried to imagine the trailer. God, just having read that stuff condemns me to Nerd Hell. But honestly the Star Wars trailers ended up almost just as dumb and cliched as fan speculation, so this could be right. It might even play good in theater, but I think that as a description it sounds so 10+ years too late.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Being 40...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...the whole MILF thing becomes complicated. Not that most of those women aren't eminently doable, it's just that, well, they're either my age, a tiny bit older or, in some distressing cases, even younger than I am. <p> How to cope? <p> With adolescence still fresh in my memory (at times I think I never aged past twelve), I do recall and understand the appeal of ravaging (or being being ravaged by) a hot, older woman, but at my current age that bit sort of drops by the wayside. Pining for 70-year-olds doesn't seem like an option, y'know? <p> By the way, you guys forgot to mention Deborah Farentino, Rachel Ticotin, Mercedes Reuhl, Kate Capshaw (in an Indy TB no less!) and Diane Venora.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Oh...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...and friggin' Valerie Leon in Blood From The Mummy's Tomb! <p> And Pam Grier! <p> And Adrienne Barbeau!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Can't wait to see this...

    by 69DUDE

    On Paramount Blu-Ray Disc!! ;-)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Valerie Bertonelli from One Day At A Time?

    by finky089

    but, not now. Probably....

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:15 p.m. CST

    "made me want to strangle my chimp to death."

    by finky089

    Abom, though you are gone for the day, that made me laugh out fuckin loud. I'm so bummed I had to work and miss the big MILF discussion. damn damn damn!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:19 p.m. CST

    trailer

    by crazy4dragons13

    http://tinyurl.com/

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:21 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/2k8uof

    by crazy4dragons13

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:23 p.m. CST

    My MILF list (for what it's worth)

    by finky089

    This list is not "all-time", but as of present day: <p> 1. Monica Belluci <p> 2. Kate Beckinsale <p> 3. Jessica Alba <p> 4. Catherine Zeta Douglas <p> 5. Famke Jannsen <p> 6. Gina Gershon <p> 7. Vickie Lawrence Schultz (Mama!) <p> I wish Nadine Velasquez (My Name Is Earl) and Roselyn Sanchez were at least pregnant so I could technially include them on this list. They are so unfathomably HOT.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:25 p.m. CST

    the teacher gag (if real)l is ripped from under seige

    by slappy jones

    "i thought you said you were a cook?" "I also cook"

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:29 p.m. CST

    crazy4dragons13, you're a fricking star!!!

    by MontyPigeon

    Thanks for that. :)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    I take that back, it's not the trailer

    by MontyPigeon

    :)<P>I thought it was it then.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:43 p.m. CST

    IT'S ALIEN THAT AINT FRIENDLY!!!

    by ludmir88

    a grumpy old Indy adventure.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Sad that Anna-Nicole Smith is gone....

    by travis-dane

    She MILFed em`all!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Still MILFing in here? Geez...

    by Abin Sur

    OK then...Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost. Wowzers...hot, PLUS she banged Angelina Jolie in that HBO movie.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Patricia Heaton,

    by mrfan

    Megyn Price, Dana Delany, and Marg Helgenberger are some of my favorites.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:46 p.m. CST

    MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

    by eric haislar

    Stifflers mom! Someone had to do it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Fuckers fuckers fuckers...

    by Abin Sur

    Yeah, Stifler's Mom....

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 6:59 p.m. CST

    what about carla gugino

    by crazy4dragons13

    spy kids mom

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:01 p.m. CST

    Jennifer Connelly circa, "the hot spot" and

    by GQtaste

    Mullholland Falls. One of the sexiest women ever. Oh, and Virgina Madsen was sexy as hell too.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:06 p.m. CST

    590 posts and no answer.

    by AllieJamison

    The length and milfiness of this talkback is just that: A cry for help. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE TRAILER? IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON? WHY THE LACK OF TEASER? and even more importantly: What about Fathers I'd Like To Fuck? Mmmh?

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Emily Mortimer is one i'd love to fuck

    by GQtaste

    I don't know what it is about her but she does something to me. OH, and of course Naomi Watts.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:11 p.m. CST

    FILF:Danny Trejo....

    by travis-dane

    BITCH!:-)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:16 p.m. CST

    this discription

    by crazy4dragons13

    is obviously fake, the real trailer will tell us more about whats going on with the story of this movie, and forget the past. it will reveal a picture of the crystal skull in an old text book, tell some of the beliefs and history and mention outer space and then make a crack about these theories being bunk and then some set up of the evil commies and their camp and awesome vehicles and then the kingdom itself and then the commies say some shit like theyre in control until of the situtaion, then shit gets scary, some evil presence is glimpsed and then we reveal indiana jones and some action shots including him saving shia and then the logo. this is how it will go down.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Raiders is Pure Movie Magic

    by skoobyx

    Every time I see the opening scene I feel like I'm five years old again, and I can't help but watch the entire film, even if there's something else I should be doing. Its the best opening ever and by itself is better than most of the movies made in the last thirty years. <p> It treats its subject with a straight face (despite some comic interludes) and that's what makes it work so well. They lost that a bit with DOOM but by Crusade is so referential and derivative its like a parody if itself. Even as an eleven year old it was a let down. <p> I have little hope for this one but hey, movies are all about hope. I'm sure I'll be there opening night. You never know....

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:42 p.m. CST

    crazy4dragons13

    by DocPazuzu

    That's a trailer, not a teaser.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:44 p.m. CST

    cornponious is right, he didn't save the grail

    by Sir Loin

    This generation of short-term memory-minded-youtube-myspace mongoloids will be the death of America. You kids need to watch your daddy's copy of LAST CRUSADE (which is too un-PC for today's audiences) and realize you've been fooled. And don't reproduce when you're all grown up, please. Thanks.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Laserpants..

    by malificus

    ..is a poet and din't even know it.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:51 p.m. CST

    I can't believe the MILF discussion...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...started with talk of Patricia Heaton.<P>WHO KNEW?!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 7:51 p.m. CST

    And Karen Allen Should be THE Milf In This TB...

    by skoobyx

    How can you not see it? <p> She set the stage for everything I look for in a woman these days namely: <p> 1. Hot <p> 2. Brunette <p> 3. Capable of out-drinking a large foreign man shot for shot <p> I've also secretly always wished to be in the Belloq role where I'm a bad guy (but sort of cool) and I'm holding as my hostage a woman who's scared of me (but sort of likes me too) and I get out a fancy dress and say 'I'd very much like to see you wear this..." and she's like "yeah okay..." and our cat and mouse game continues... <p> Yes, I have kissed a girl who is not my mom before you ask...

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Um. TheBloop?

    by weirdoactor

    I think the word you are looking for is "Latina". Unless you're into Latin dudes. Which is, you know, cool. Whatever displaces the moisture under your vessel.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:54 p.m. CST

    weirdoactor, thanks I guess

    by classyfredblassy

    But I am done with MILFs for now. I am now into CWILFs. That is: Coke Whore I'd Like to Fuck. That means you Tara Reid. So hot in Van Wilder. In a slutty coke whore kinda of way.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 8:59 p.m. CST

    I'm just glad it's still alive

    by Kloipy

    goodnight

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:03 p.m. CST

    WTF with all the MILF shit?

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    I came here to talk about the unconfirmed description of an Indiana Jones teaser!<p>However, there is seriously a copious amount of hawt women being mentioned, for which I applaud all of you.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:08 p.m. CST

    DocPazuzu, who was that guy again...

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    That left the last Jones discussion a "fallout-irradiated Alien talkback"? I remember his command structure theory getting taken apart like a bad undergrad astronomy thesis at a physics convention.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:10 p.m. CST

    UM...SAVE THE GRAIL? THE GRAIL WAS LOST!

    by captain_kirk

    Must be a joke.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:12 p.m. CST

    If one more person says...

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Jones didn't "save the grail", why...there's no telling what I might do. But it will be grievous.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Thanks to leobloom

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    I took it upon myself to throw my bottle of Guinness at an old lady who was walking outside. The results spectacular and made me feel better.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:26 p.m. CST

    JONES SAVED THE GRAIL

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    And I would let Patricia Heaton do things to me. Naughty things.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:28 p.m. CST

    "Why...why would you do that young man?"

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    "Because idiots on the internet are saying Jones didn't save the grail."<p>"Who?"<p>"Don't push me, bitch."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:32 p.m. CST

    i posted about the under siege rip off

    by slappy jones

    but it looks as if it hasn't gone up...anyway if that teacher gag is true its totally ripped from under siege

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:39 p.m. CST

    It's very cathartic.

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 9:47 p.m. CST

    As for MILF's I gotta put up...

    by Zodou

    Jada Pinkett Smith circa Collateral

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:02 p.m. CST

    MILF

    by wackybantha

    New Sarah Connor!

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Lauren Graham

    by ScotFree

    No, I don't think she is a mom, but hell, I don't care. I find her ridiculously hot..great body, awesome sense of humor...just, damn..

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Katey Sagal is a great MILF choice

    by Osmosis Jones

    She still looked GREAT during her appearences on Lost, and she voiced one of the sexiest cartoon chicks of the past ten years, Futurama's Leela. "Oh, no need for that, Fry, I'm still all seduced from before."

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:01 p.m. CST

    superbowl / strange wilderness

    by prajadhipok

    Stupid trailer does not exist. The real one will premiere during the Superbowl and the release of (believe it or not) Strange Wilderness.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:08 p.m. CST

    My MILF addition...

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Dana Perino. Her attractiveness and my hate for her mix together in a brew of tension and put me in a very strange place.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:22 p.m. CST

    "Mmdduhhhh he let it go in the big crack..."

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    I hopeth thou jest. Because next person that walks by--BOOM! Right in the babymaker.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:24 p.m. CST

    late MILF comment - Monica Belucci is 1

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Seriously she is the most beautiful woman in the world. That second Matrix movie, was very average and her chest was definetely the highlight. Vincet Cassel is the luckiest man alive.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Cholera, you're thinking of NoDiggity

    by finky089

    That "Aliens is a remake" bastage. The schmuck posted once somewhere up there (today, I think) some shit about not being around cuz he's sick. FINE BY ME. And everyone else, I'm sure.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Bellucci for #1 MILF!

    by finky089

    She's an amazing woman.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:29 p.m. CST

    Thanks finky

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Now let's have another treatise on hats.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:35 p.m. CST

    AllieJamison, give us your FILFy list

    by finky089

    But beware, if they are German the ignorant Americans among us may not know them. <P> I'll throw some out and see what you think: David Duchovny <p> Ummmm, wow, this is harder than I thought it might be because I suddenly realize I pay no attention to what "attractive" male stars have kids. Brad Pitt? Ryan Phillipe? Jeez, MILFing is so much easier. ;)

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Smear cottage cheese all over Kim Delaney...

    by caruso_stalker217

    ...while giving Emily Watson the high hard one.

  • Jan. 24, 2008, 11:40 p.m. CST

    oh god, Cholera - the hat thing

    by finky089

    "Indy has only 1 hat and it's his most prized possession ever...hence the hat rescue in ToD..." What an asspickle.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Bea Arthur-GMILF!

    by Uncapie

    Yum!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 12:31 a.m. CST

    Sounds real enough

    by Orionsangels

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 12:33 a.m. CST

    WHOA THEYRE MAKING A NEW INDY MOVIE?

    by BurgerKing

    Wow, this is totally new to me! ....Just kidding <p> I'm waiting for the comments getting pissed at the cheesy line mentioned from the people who forgot Indy is supposed to have fluff humor.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-Fuck

    by TheMcflyFarm

    Strange I never thought of that one before, but I'm sure someone else has said it.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:09 a.m. CST

    Hope it doesn't suck like Temple of Poon

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    or whatever that craptastic RAIDERS sequel was called...

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Ah yeah, I missed NoDiggity's post

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Sorry about the phlegm, man. However, I am sure DocPaz and I will graciously accept your long-overdue admission of defeat on the Alien = Aliens theory.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:20 a.m. CST

    How did Harrison look?

    by RandySavage

    Where's this guys opinion on how Ford looked and acted in the trailer. None of the action or dialog is worth a damn if Ford looks really old, pissy or pitiable. I'm hoping against hope that he has somehow dug up that spark that once made him the best (and has been missing since 1989). Nothing could ruin the Indy legacy faster than a film full of angry "get off my plane!" or "you find this man, this man with one arm!" moments.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:22 a.m. CST

    "No ticket"

    by RandySavage

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:42 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Everlasting Turn Signal

    by Prossor

    that has gotta be my favorite from all those indy 4 TBs... man those were the days some of the most creative titles spawned. someone should put all of those in a book.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the man oh man the Denny's

    by skywalkerfamily

    breakfast is good.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:01 a.m. CST

    The Everlasting Turn Signal

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    You have to love it.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Search for the kid that

    by skywalkerfamily

    keeps stealing his walker.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:37 a.m. CST

    Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbuster

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    ...when the demon takes control of her! ;)

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:40 a.m. CST

    alright, I come after the Milf War

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    but that demon/Sigourney needed a post!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:13 a.m. CST

    Jane Fonda as Barbarella.

    by The True Priapic

    Still looks fairly bangable but SWEET JESUS what happened to the birds of Star Trek Next Gen?Marina Sirtis looks about 500,Gates looks like she should be in a wheelchair and Denise Crosby....???What happened to Yar?Jesus Christ.Trek chicks age badly(apart from Uhura but I never felt a shiver of a hard-on for her).Genuinely at a loss to think of a Trek chick worth banging?That bird from Enterprise(shitfest) seems to be getting the fast-aging thing too.Minging.Maybe the chick that said to Worf "I'll 'av this big 'un!" on that planet of Shaggers from the 1st season.She'd do.Prefer to see Yar getting a good hammering from Yutan or whatever his name was.Rubbish first season.Never fancied Troi.What happened to Trek?Give us more Yar belly shots.Not now obviously.Nuuuuuuurrrrrsseeee!!I need my medication.I'm on AICN again.NUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUrrrrSSSEEE!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:27 a.m. CST

    trek ckicks age fast

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    (Hey! that would be a great song title for my rock band!) maybe trek make up is bad for the skin!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:30 a.m. CST

    Trek Chicks Age Fats

    by TheManBehindTheMask

    because Trek ckicks don't mean a thing

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:34 a.m. CST

    Marg Helgenberger and the

    by George Peppard

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:36 a.m. CST

    Mary Mcdonnell and the

    by George Peppard

    Kingdom of Battlestar Sextactica

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 4:01 a.m. CST

    Even Janice Rand was a minger.

    by The True Priapic

    Sorry,I've tried but apart from Yar's flash of belly I cannot think of any Trek chicks worth banging.At a stretch I'd say...well..actually No I can't think of anyone.Yar's belly and because she's such a terrible actress and made such a dreadful career choice It'd have to be particularly rough sex....NUUUUUURRRRrrrrrrsSSSSEEeeeee!!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 4:50 a.m. CST

    My fave Indy title is still...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...Indiana Jones and the Forty Second Fart. <p> Wish I could remember who posted it so I could lift a glass to his name. I laughed for ages after that. My colleagues thought I was stoned that day, even more so after I explained why I was laughing. <p> Fucking Philistines!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Michelle Forbes is damn HOT!!

    by travis-dane

    Star Trek:Nana Visitor is MILF,that ST chick from Becker is MILF,Kim Cattrall is CRAZY MILF,Kirstie Alley was MILF back then and fucking IMAN the superMILF!!!Star Trek has some fine MILF`s.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:19 a.m. CST

    Seany-Wan

    by Crawing

    Thats the trailer, or rather teaser, I want to see. Less is more. Nice one.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by just pillow talk

    There are two thoughts to that thread you found where 2for2true posted:<p>1)It's an impostor since that poster was a little bitch who wouldn't stab men, women, and children in the mouth. <p>2)I was hoping that we 'discovered' the next badass muthafucker of our time, and we witnessed him posting for the first time.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:43 a.m. CST

    We should hire the TREJO to stab 2for2true...

    by travis-dane

    in the eye with a pencil.And to assrape "Demon Dave"!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST

    Pillow and travis

    by Kloipy

    Pillow, I know man! I read his post and was like "who is this enigma of a man/child?" I think he has finally let the beast out. Travis, I don't think Trejo could even take 2for2true. Trejo was Machete, 2for2true is Penicl

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 7:21 a.m. CST

    Holy hell

    by eric haislar

    We are Still MILFING it Up!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 7:38 a.m. CST

    Michelle Forbes = Miranda Zero

    by spud mcspud

    In the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot, how sexy is that MILF? Is Michelle forbes actually a MILF? Who cares?!?!?<P> Michelle Forbes could kick my ass while wearing a long overcoat and that Miranda Zero hair and then fuck me very hard afterwards, and I say that would be one of THE seminal sexual experiences of my young life. It's hard to explain why she is sexy... but by God she is.<P> And the thought of a threeway on the PEGASUS with Cain and Gina made my chimp explode. It tickled.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Helena Bonham Carter

    by Kloipy

    I think she's a mom? If not, i don't care. GILF. the G is for Goth

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9 a.m. CST

    My new fav MILF

    by TheBloop

    http://p rofile.my space.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37240310

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Prossor, relive some of the old Indy IV TB fun here:

    by finky089

    http://tinyurl.com/2z7lap <p> This one went on much longer, but they purged a great deal of it, including a resurgence of some great shit after the last posts here. There's no "everlasting turn signal", but there's is at least one MENTION of some form of "Indy and the ....Turn Signal."

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    MILF Alert - that chick from Touched By An Angel

    by finky089

    Oh Della Reese, come to me.....I'll touch you with my Angel.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Della Reese is a stone cold FOX

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Bloop, did you check out her MILF "friend"?

    by finky089

    http://tinyurl.com/2b64cg <p> wow....just- wow. Do be sure to check out her Pics, too. Aye chihuahua!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    The more colors in Della's hair, the hotter I get

    by finky089

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Trolling MySpace aside (ahem), Bellucci is still #1 MILF

    by finky089

    I can find no equal or other to surpass her in this present day.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Belluci and Salma my #1's

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Belluci and Salma sandwich makes me hungry

    by finky089

    among other things. <p> Thanks Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Perhaps the REAL item Indy Searches for is a MILF

    by finky089

    hence Marion's return? <p> And the "crystal skull" is just a pet name for one of her sex toys.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    finky089 I hear you

    by TheBloop

    Image the two of the out on the town loaded with up with drinks? I bet you they cut loose when away from their power tools.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Bellucci puts the nail in the "#1 MILF" coffin

    by finky089

    I dare you to look upon this and disagree: <p> http://tinyurl.com/23lomb ;) <p> By the way, I too used to have a weird thing for Jane Leeves from Frasier back in the day, so you "Daphinephiles" aren't alone.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Daphinephiles

    by Kloipy

    there's just something about her. However that sandwich sounds mighty tasty

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Kloipy, every entree needs a great dessert

    by finky089

    which means there's always room for some Daphne after you've finished your Bellucci and Salma sammie.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    and a small sorbet of Heaton

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    MILF TALK

    by eric haislar

    Still going strong! YES!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Daphne, Bellucci, etc

    by finky089

    I've come to realize the past year or so that I'm a sucker for a girl with a good accent. I could probably listen to them talk to me about calculus for hours at a time and never get disinterested. I knew this Ukrainian girl in college who's accent cuddled me in a warm blanket and lulled me into tranquil bliss. Might sound odd, but don't knock it til you've tried it.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    finky089, who cares what the fuck they say

    by Kloipy

    :)

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    "Eatin Heaton" from yesterday still kills me

    by finky089

    The fact that I think she's an uptight bitch just makes it funnier.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    For your MILF consideration....

    by finky089

    gents, in the event Bellucci, Hayek, Daphne, (or even Eatin' Heaton) don't jig your twig, I present: <p> http://tinyurl.com/2afyqt

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    I would star in Eatin Heaton

    by eric haislar

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:41 a.m. CST

    finky, i just exploded

    by Kloipy

    she is a godess

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Eatin' Heaton 2: A Second Helping

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    finky08, which one?

    by TheBloop

    There are bunch of hotties in that photo. Father Time is an a-hole!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    She sure has some "HOT"spots!

    by travis-dane

    gnarl...need Carrie-Anne and Monica!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Gettin' a Piece of Della Reese

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Estelle Getty in The Golden Shower Girls

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    MILF talk continues

    by TheBloop

    Wish the photo was larger: http://i mg284.i mageshack.us/img284/442/pdvd0180yb.th.jpg

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Glovedone in Oedipus Rex

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Liver Spot Sluts 3: Weezy Eats Some Jeezy

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Choice of Food or Prescriptions

  • Jan. 25, 2008, noon CST

    "HEY GUYS! I JUST SAVED THE GRAIL!!!"

    by ArcadianDS

    "awesome job, Doctor Jones. It will have a place of honor in our 'really powerful relics of God Almighty' exhibition. Care to hand it over then?"<p> "Well the thing is, it fell down an earthquake in the middle of a collapsing hidden city carved into a dry gorge two day's ride from Alexandretta."<p> "..."

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    oh and to all the pending INDY JONES AND THE.. posts

    by ArcadianDS

    You're about as timely as WHERES THE BEEF.<p> way to stay fresh.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Bloop, your mind is as tacked to Eatin' Heaton as

    by finky089

    mine is to Bulldozin' Bellucci

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Slammin' Salma

    by Kloipy

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    finky089 what did you think of poor Bellucci

    by TheBloop

    in that 10 minute rape in that strange french movie (forgot what is was called). I really want to beat the hell out the french dude that was doing that shit to her. Looked so real.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Irreversible

    by Kloipy

    yeah that was not a good time for the Bellooch

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:41 p.m. CST

    It was her own husband,Vincent Cassel,...

    by travis-dane

    who raped her in that movie!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Ah, Irreversible. I've actually never seen it. I know of it

    by finky089

    And have heard about that rape scene. I think it would majorly piss me off seeing it, as just thinking about it makes me defensive of her. I would so be one of those guys out for revenge on her behalf.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    yeah its pretty fuckin harsh

    by Kloipy

    I wouldn't reccomend it

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    If I don't get back here again after lunch,

    by finky089

    have a good weekend, gents. <p> MILF love 4ever. And Bear pron(sic). Double feature of The Golden Shower Girls and Grizzlies Gone Wild.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    see ya Finky have a good one

    by Kloipy

    I gotta get me Grizzlies Gone Wild

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    Helena Bonham Carter was so fucking hot...

    by caruso_stalker217

    ...in CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. The funky teeth only made her sexier.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    SLY's MOM Thats a MILF!

    by eric haislar

    http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/25/send-in-the-clowns/

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Diana Rigg

    by eric haislar

    Pussy Fucking Galore!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Lil' Indiana Labeouf...

    by Captain_Wow

    After reading that Vanity Fair interview with Spielberg and all that yammering about his frickin' McGuffin—sheesh; I suspect that Shia isn't Indiana's son, but actually somehow a time displaced Young Indiana Jones who fights along side himself...or he's Indy's son.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:11 p.m. CST

    He didn't really save the grail.

    by skywalkerfamily

    Since he left it behind.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Jenny Lewis

    by eric haislar

    Will be my ultimate MILF once she pops out a kid.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    You, too Kloipy. Check ebay for it!

    by finky089

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Shia- in Indy IV

    by finky089

    We're meant to thin khe is the whole movie, but in the end it turns out Indy's not really his dad, but in just their adventure together has been more like a "Dad" to him than anyone else ever has....or he's Indy's son for real.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Jenny lewis? From The Wizard?

    by finky089

    The same redhead who started her own band? <p> yeah, I can see merit there.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 3:57 p.m. CST

    My version of the trailer - have a go, it's fun.

    by Avon

    Paramount logo Voice over.. "this summer, one man believes..." Fade to black, sound of whip cracking against something Cut to Indy, "some things never change" Cut to Ray Winstone, "where are you going?" Cut to exterior scene's of a jungle somewhere in South America. Action scene, Indy w/torch, Ray, a guy in leather jacket entering a shrine looking up at a cealing with holes. Indy "whatever you do don't..." The guy in jacket puts a foot forward without thinking. Loud rumble and arrows/darts fire downwards from cealing.. Quick cut to Marian "you think you're so sure of yourself".. Indy "I'm not dead yet am I?" Trailer cuts and ends with Indy falling down an abyss seemingly to his death. Voice over - on May 22nd 2008 Indiana Jones will return on his most death defying adventure. Trailer ends There!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    finky089

    by eric haislar

    Yes, That Jenny Lewis She is my dream women, I want her to sing me to sleep at night. http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Indy 4 will kcik Rambo's ass

    by Proman1984

    Hell, yeah!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Regarding Della Reese...

    by spud mcspud

    You guys do know that Della Reese is NOT the Angel of the title? She'sa fellow angel there to mentor the main girl, the sexy wee Irish angel I assume you're referring to - her name is Roma Downey. Della Reese is the formidable mofo that Eddie Murphy shot in the pinky toe in HARLEM NIGHTS.<P> Hey, somebody has to clear that shit up...

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    So there IS some class in this TB...

    by spud mcspud

    No-one's made hte obvious sick joke about fancying a MILF who was recently widowed. I'm surprised and moved that this TB hasn't gone for the obvious sick joke, that's all.<P> No I won't elaborate. Go about your business, now.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6 p.m. CST

    No, spud mcspud, I'm quite aware which one is Della

    by finky089

    I was just having a good time in response to some of the other non-MILFy MILFs that were mentioned before that. I used to have a "Daphne-thing" for Roma Downey, too, though. ;)

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:02 p.m. CST

    See spud, this is a "classy" MILF discussion

    by finky089

    unlike those trashy, uncivilized high school locker room kinds. Bellucci don't mess with high school boys.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:02 p.m. CST

    I expect this thread to be dead by Monday

    by finky089

    so long all!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    LONG LIVE INDIANA JONES!!

    by finky089

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:27 p.m. CST

    finky089

    by DocPazuzu

    Apparently, you haven't seen the uncut version of "Malena"...

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST

    This thread Will never Die!!!!

    by eric haislar

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST

    MILFs mean more than LOST!

    by spud mcspud

    We can bring down this talkback thread! We can MILF it for all it's worth! LOST can go fuck itself - we got a NEW record talkback here!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:46 p.m. CST

    There is a "cut" version of Malena?!

    by travis-dane

    That movie almost killed me ....and my balls!Jesus Monica....In Germany it was called "The MAGIC of Malena"and MAGIC it was....god.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Helen Mirren!

    by skoobyx

    Am I the only one?

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    travis

    by DocPazuzu

    Yes, for poor Americans there is the censored version which cuts down the under-age boy-on-Belucci action. It's a good thing that film didn't exist when I was 12 or I would have gone fucking blind if I had owned a copy.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 7:24 p.m. CST

    RE:Malena..."cut"....

    by travis-dane

    SHIT!thats all I can say about that!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Jones saved the fucking grail.

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    You literalist simpletons.<p>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Acute Renal Failure. That one was for you, Arcadian. Kisses.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 9:55 p.m. CST

    NEW RULE: People who tell jokes about Ford being too old are jus

    by Bill Maher

    And that's the straight dope!

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Blue Light Specials!

    by skywalkerfamily

    OMG! Leather recliners for half price! Throw me the whip!

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 4:43 a.m. CST

    Helen Mirren and Charlotte Rampling

    by caruso_stalker217

    My favorite women over 60.

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 4:44 a.m. CST

    And Sissy Spacek is looking good these days

    by caruso_stalker217

    She gets my rod hot.

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 8:24 a.m. CST

    HAHAHA 3 Days of MILF

    by eric haislar

    And still going strong!

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    i've not seen Malena

    by finky089

    But it appears I need to find me an uncut version. Now, how to spin watching that one to the fiance???

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    finky089:Malena is a WWII "DRAMA".....

    by travis-dane

    which it really is.And a boys Fantasy about Monica(uhh..ohhh).You can watch it with your girl(just prepare a pillow).

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Don't all the village bitches beat Malena real bad though?

    by caruso_stalker217

    The BITCHES!

  • Jan. 26, 2008, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Just the thought of Monica Bellucci

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    Starts my pants on fire. Damn you Puritan American Malena Cut!

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    I'll have to check it out

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Wish I could fluff this back up

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    But it'll take 37 posts

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    And I don't wanna get banned

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    MILF chat was a nice break from the routine here

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST

    And who really wants to use the Zone??

    by finky089

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    the only reason I rented Shoot 'em up...

    by just pillow talk

    was of course, Monica. mmmm-mmmm good.

  • Jan. 28, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    I wondered about him, Orcus

    by finky089

    I hadn't seen him around in a month or so and figured he'd just reappeared under a different handle (which he still could have, i guess). <p> I'm glad he's gone...for now. (Just like every other "good" villain.)

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    That's odd, Orcus

    by finky089

    But they I've seen them do that one some of the long, drawn out TBs. Check out talkback #31110. That old Indy Talkback was twice as long before they locked it out and purged a huge chunk of it. And I seem to remember them doing it on some of the TINO talkbacks from 2006 as well. <p> The way AICN works is something of an enigma to me.

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 10:49 a.m. CST

    You can't even post to it anymore

    by finky089

    I'm sure there are others out there like that, too. Any of the "explosive" TBs that were hijacked after their first week of posts, probably. I bet the Transformers TBs and some of the older Indy IV ones (pre-pre-production) are good candidates.

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Of course, there's always TB #21000

    by finky089

    as the "best" example of a TB gone awry for a long time until the wrait of AICN smote it with great vengenace and furious anger. <p> you know what I'm talking about.

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    I do. the question is

    by finky089

    can I remember the login????? <p> let me see if I'm smarter than a 1st grader

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    sent you a PM Orcus

    by finky089

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    hey finky...

    by just pillow talk

    Lost Jarv (M-O-M's nemesis) was on to him being purged a couple of weeks ago I believe. I don't know if we really know why he had his ass kicked out.

  • Jan. 29, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Yo Pillow! It's been nice without his inane rants

    by finky089

    whatever the reason.

  • Feb. 13, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    This is the official one

    by hegele

    others have claimed to see this exact trailer that is premiering tomorrow.

  • May 31, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    rsd

    by troutpencil

    para <P> graph