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Is This An Early Description Of The INDIANA JONES 4 Trailer?!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
That’s what a brand-new spy claims.
This is an unproven source. But based on the volume of mail I get from you guys asking for any information whatsoever about this film, I figure we can have a little fun with this description of the trailer, which we’ll see premiering on the official Indiana Jones website on Friday, February 15th, with a theatrical launch the day before. This spy keeps calling this a teaser, but considering how long it is until the film’s in theaters, how many trailers do you think they’re really going to do?
Is this what you’ll see when the trailer premieres with, I’m assuming, THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES?
Time will tell...
Here is the info:
The trailer starts off with the Paramount logo, then shows the idol from the start of RAIDERS.
Words come across the screen and say, "He found the Ark..."
Then clips from TEMPLE OF DOOM as it says, "He survived the Temple..."
Then clips of the third movie and, "He saved the Grail."
Then it shows a clip of a car pulling up and Indiana being thrown from the car. Then it says, "On May 22nd... he is back," and it shows him picking up his hat and the silhouette of Indiana Jones. Cue theme song.
Some really fast action scenes follow, and the highlight is a car chase scene in the warehouse where RAIDERS ends. One quick shot shows a box that is labled "Roswell". The trailer shows Cate Blanchett with dark hair ordering around troops.
The teaser then shows what looks to be a huge Mayan temple where the actors fall through quicksand, and the temple opens up and they start running down a long staircase where the stairs are coming out from the walls.
After some more quick action scenes, the trailer ends with Shia Labeouf standing at the bottom of stairs and looking up to Harrison Ford. Shia says, "I thought you said you were a teacher?!?!"
After two quick scenes where Indiana is punching a guy, it cuts back to Harrison and he replies, "Part time!"
I wasn't expecting much, but I was more than surprised and pleased with what I saw.
Call me Short But Not Round.
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U!!!!
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Sounds like fun, keeping it minimal. The Rosswell angle is intruiguing. Just give us the trailer already!
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This is going to be one helluva summer, that´s for sure.
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It's looking more and more like foreign nationals are in the plot.
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We're getting early reviews of trailers now? Why are they waiting so long to release the trailer? That's only 3 months before the movie comes out.
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I'll wait for the trailer itself. Indy 4 isn't really one of my most anticipated movies for 2008.
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I think that time has passed.Now it's already time for the full trailer.
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I didn't know Shia was in this!!
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I knew the Bible was bullshit, but is this Lucas's way of trying to make it interesting again? Isn't Scientology a product of all that 1950s alien crap?
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I can't wait for Indy IV. I feel like a kid again.
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INDIANA JONES!!!
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But if there's a big warehouse that stores important artifacts confiscted by the U.S. government, there'd be Roswell stuff in there as well as the Ark.
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Sounds this!
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but if it's made up, at least this guy put some thought in it.
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... to be real. unless its just a teaser. if it is real, i wouldnt expected more, both in length and in quality.... sounds a bit obvious
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could it look any more like something for the new Indy movie? Fedoras and guns? Check! Blond femme fatale? Check! Sweep font starting with a large J and getting increasingly smaller? Check!
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This is actually just starting to sink in...
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Then what is? Sex and the City?
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H-O-T! I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman in uniform. Be it school-girl or fascist, its all good, and gives me wood.
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He let it go. "Indiana, Indiana...let it go".
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Jan 24, 2008 5:46:55 AM CST
Is This An Early Description Of The INDIANA JONES 4 Trailer?!
by boba fat
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So, dem damn pesky aliens will be in it after all?
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Definitely. C'mon man.. did you saw that tagline? "Get Carried Away". I mean, it take a lot of exceptional minds (and balls, I might add) to come up with that.
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"Part time"!!
Classic. If that's not a description of the actual trailer, it should be.
And .....I suppose you can argue that by letting the grail go, he did in effect 'save' it. -
Er, he did save the Grail - from Donovan and the Nazis. If you're going to nitpick, at least think it through.
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...this 'trailer' sounds like fanboy BS to me. There's barely any detail in it - all those 'and then there's lots of fast cut action' comments... what? You can't remember any of those moments?
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I love Indiana Jones TB's. Now where's Nodiggity and his insane vision of what indy should be like.
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And I'll take that 'review' with a grain of salt. I can't wait to actually see the trailer...
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Jan 24, 2008 6:28:13 AM CST
Indiana thrown from a car - reminds me of Lorne Green in Police
by pokadoo
...opening credits, getting thrown out a speeding car with a knife sticking out of him. Hope it also stars Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln. Otherwise, that sounds pretty cool!
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and don't call me Shirly.
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right? it's one of the better ones, though.
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For some reason that description doesnt get me to hyped, but I guess I have to wait until I see it (if what is said here is true).
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I think I've heard of this teaser discription before somewhere on the internet...but I'm not sure. Whatever, I just want to see something. lol
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is there really nothing more you can tell us about the trailer and the reason for the lack of teaser, mori??????
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...that sounds great. The "part time" line is very Jones and I can almost hear the irritated growl it's delivered with.
Let's see how long it takes before MoSmeggity and M-O-M show up and it turns into all-out Hat War III before descending into the madness of a fallout-irradiated Alien talkback. -
Someone reports seeing the trailer and they can't bring us a copy??!?!?! What kind of crap sandwich is that?!?! I don't want your crust leftovers!!! *spits on the ground*
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He posts brilliantly blinkered criticism that results in a resounding smackdown from the whole of TBdom. I actually don't think he's stupid- just crazy and obsessive, I'll take bets that he's a trainspotter in his spare time. Or a stamp collector.
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Much to my relief.
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LEBAOUF : CIGARETTE ?
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He didn't save squat. The grail was lost. I hope this teaser trailer is rumor. I'm looking for something smarter than this.
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"Um, he didn't "save the grail"
by cornponious Jan 24th, 2008
05:43:40 AM
He let it go. "Indiana, Indiana...let it go".
*sigh*"
Yeah, but you also say that he save the grail from falling into wrong hands.
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I mean, You can also say that he save the grail from falling into wrong hands
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I liked it better when they were dealing with the supernatural but aliens doesn't feel right.
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Does he "save" Cate Blanchett? With his withered cock, I mean.
Ah guys. You'll all go and watch it, and so will I, because, for all our whinging, we are all Lucas' bitches. This fact fills me with self-loathing, but that doesn't make it any less true. My ass still hurts from the STAR WARS prequels, and now he's putting that sarky little shit in the trilogy (yes, I mean Mutt), he's fucking this trilogy in the ass too. But we will ALL watch it anyway, whether it's good (which it probably will be) or not (which the Shia bits will be).
In the meantime, plauy with the Lego sets. I recommend the temple from the RAIDERS movie. There's a Lego Satipo!!!!! -
I'm struggling with the difference between "supernatural" and "aliens". I mean, isn't it all part of the same subconscious primal campfire urban legend dreampool?!?!?
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Just don't make Marion punch Indy when they see each other again. That would be lame.
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M-O-M banned? When and where did THIS happen? Oh, and Indy rocks. Must stay on-topic.
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Indy should punch HER when they next see each other. "I learned to hit you BACK in the last ten years! You were a child, you were in love, blah blah blah. You were a hot piece of ass and I was a lecherous archaeology teacher. You knew what you were doing. This is my place. Get your clothes off and let me show you Indy's REAL weapon."
Fucking ensues. And replaces ALL the Mutt scenes. A talkback sighs in gratitude and relief.
I'm available for private script doctoring purposes. I can be reached at----------------- -
The fact that this trailer has sniplets from the earlier films reminds me of the Revenge of the Sith Trailer that had Alec Guiness explaining how vader was seduced by the dark side of the force. It's making connections between it's history...even in the storyline if we're visiting the building that the ark was stored in.
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Raiders is one of my favorite movies of all times and one of the few I've seen more than thirty times. But let's not pretend it's some work of genius. As Spielberg says, it's a B movie. It's a perfect B movie, mind you, but still a B movie. I have no doubts this movie will be a load of fun and will kick ass. Whether it will be Raiders good is yet to be determined, but it's possible.
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"You were a hot piece of ass and I was a lecherous archaeology teacher" Nice.
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in sequels a lot of the time they rely on nostalgia, old jokes, etc. All that stuff is just really cheap to me.
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gone around the 8th of Jan. Almost all his broken English inane ramblings and gross hypocrisy have been deleted- and that's the sign of a banning. At least I hope so, I was wrong last time.
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My theory is it could be the love child of Indiana and Willie scott. Indiana was named after Geroge Lucas's dog. Willie was named after Steven Spielberg's dog. Together they make a mutt because they were so different from one another. Remember when they had sex in Temple of Doom four-five times?
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The title of this site has never seemed more ironic.
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funny, but you could keep labeouf in an opening paying homage to Raiders, except he gets squashed by the boulder.
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I can imagine Shia's girlish squeal and Harrison's bitch slap.
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better than Last Crusade? I love the part when Indy starts beating the living shit out of that guy that whips the children and punches him a thousand times. That gets my juices flowing.
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boo.
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I agree - reminders of previous adventures are really easy to screw up. Remember the bit on the bridge in TEMPLE OF DOOM where Indy reaches for the revolver, only to find he's lost it? Neat homage to the revolver scene in RAIDERS - until some eagle-eyed viewer spotted that TEMPLE took place, chronologically, BEFORE RAIDERS, which rendered that whole reference moot as it made no sense.
That's the stuff they need to avoid. I have faith, though. This could still be great, Shite LeBeef notwithstanding. -
I like your style. That should happen in RAIDERS: SPECIAL EDITION, except that we NEED to see Shia's flat, lifeless carcass smeared around the boulder as it continues to roll towards Indy.
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I think purely as a sidekick he will be OK. As long as he doesn't pretend to be a bad ass. But he won't ever be as cool as short round that's for sure. He was funny as hell.
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I've got a website you might enjoy
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why doesn't the source tell us where he got his info? Is it a storyboard, a print or what?
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we looked it up in the Epic Leprechaun TB where you found the treasure chest that is the Crock of GOre.
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I haven't seen more than a few still shots, but my puzzling, irrational dislike of Shia Labouf, and the fact that I've fallen out of love with George Lucas, is enough to convince me that this film will suck.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7206997.stm
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I think the alien looking like Jodie Foster's father in "Contact" will be crushed by the rolling big rock from the first movie. Or better yet, they aliens will be defeated by Han-Solo and finally the circle is closed.
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It is indeed. All together now... WTF?
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greatest box set of all time. I found out that they will be coming out with a Lep action figure. If I could I'd mail it to you for your birthday
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yes, but Walter Donovan choose the wrong grail because of Elsa Schneider who wanted the grail for herself.
ok right after she stupidly killed herself... but the fact that Indy let go the grail not only save his life but also put the grail in a safe place.
anyway, sorry if my english his kind of childish, I'm french.
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how bad can it really be rev?
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When you are trying to make the deadline before the writer's strike.
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The opening 10 minutes of DOOM are better than all of CRUSADE. DOOM was Spielberg at the height of his powers. CRUSADE was a huniliated Spielberg making a safe retreat to adventure movies after the failure of EMPIRE OF THE SUN. Filmmaking-wise, DOOM is so superior to CRUSADE it hurts. CRUSADE was just a lame retread of RAIDERS. Check out Ford doing the Scottish laird bit in CRUSADE, that movie was just played for laughs. Grr.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom may be the greatest film title of all time.
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When Willie does her opening dance number? That was the worst part about Crusade. You must be joking.
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I'm pretty certain that the missus would consider owning such a thing as grounds for divorce. Or castration.
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my wife just stared at me when I bought The Young One's dvd. Needless to say, she didn't like it
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Hmm. I think that's just pure cinematic brilliance that whole song and dance number and club melee scene. Then the plane crash in the himalayas. All down to personal taste I guess.
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does he have a death grip on a HAM SANDWICH?
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of crap cinema. She's ok with Leprechaun- but started spouting some crap about "proper actors". And inadvertantly gave me my "in" into introducing the glory of Troma to her. Oscar Winner Kevin Costner stars in "Sizzle Beach USA" and it's arguably his best movie.
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Seeing that Rick "The Dick" Schroeder is in an exciting new movie no one will ever see (Journey to the Center of the Earth) perhaps you could invite him to do a Q&A with us. I have a lot of questions about Silver Spoons, and whether Erin Gray ever "performed" on him and Alfonso.
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I liked very much. Ford's face after he figures out he has bee poisoned is priceless.
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After Sizzle Beach, make sure you ease her into Nuke 'em High
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"What's that?"
"Antidote."
"Antidote...for what?"
"The poison (chuckles). You just drank all the poison (chuckles)."
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I don't think Alfonso would really be down with Erin Gray, if you get my drift...
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of Willie. I found her annoying but in the way I was supposed to. Cause Indy found her quite annoying too. I love the scene when she wants to bang him and he keeps looking for the assassin in her room.
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No dance number?
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I just spit up my apple juice. Thank you very much.
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Did the Star Trek one ever make it out in "Glorious Quicktime"? Hadn't heard either way.
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QUANTUM OF SOLACE
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I may have problems with Nuke 'Em High though- the third one is subtitled "The Good, The Bad, and The Subhumanoid". mind you, she failed to recognise that Slither was an unmitigated bag of shit so perhaps her quality control dial is skewed.
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Come on people.
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Every potential moment of tension or excitement in Crusade is undermined by a joke. Most of them weak, some just plain excruciating. "We're here to view the tapis-treees" Ugh. Temple has is problems but thank goodness it never forgets that it's an action adventure and not a warm and fuzzy buddy movie.
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When I first met her she loved Gummo, and now it's "Because I Said So"
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...Are you kidding? CRUSADE is probably my fave INDY film.
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EXTERIOR: Shot of the Stratton mansion.
INTERIOR: Main room with toy train tracks running through it. ALFONSO is seated nude on top of the caboose, shoving phallic toys into his rectum while listening to Michael Jackson's "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'" on a GHETTO BOX RADIO. RICKY is seated nude on the engine, with KATE SUMMERS seated beside him, nude on the coal car. KATE is touching RICKY's private parts with his hand and cooing softly...
KATE: Toge-ther, we're gonna find our way. To-ge-ther...takin' the time each day...
RICKY: Ohhmmm...just keep rubbin' you...
EDWARD (offscreen, voice from kitchen): Rick, is your room clean?
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Jesus, could that title be a little more uptight? On a book jacket, it looks fine, sounds cool. On a movie marquee, it's ponderous. Do I really have say "Quantum of Solace" out loud to the ticket girl? I think I'll just say "Bond."
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"Every potential moment of tension or excitement in Crusade is undermined by a joke." +1 and I'm happy to see so much love around TOD (must be a lucky guy! pfff can't help myself...)
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Jan 24, 2008 8:20:43 AM CST
James Bond in The Metaphysical Transformation Clause and Counter
by kloipy
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...on all the talkbacks. I even e-mailed Harry a couple of hours back.
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Laserpants is right and if you don't watch it that guy who was almost anakin will fight your ass
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Now this might be an indication that the description is fake, or it may just be shitty ad people, but the grail was destroyed and/or lost in that crevice when the place was falling to shit. At least that's what I recall.
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I find it inexplicable. I caught her and a few of her pretensious friends talking about Harmony Khorine as a genius the other day. It was horrible- I also have a feeling they were mocking my Bucket of Gore.
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A Measured Unit of Silent Undivisible Photon Energy Incarnate.
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I am so proud of you. My baby boy is all grown up.
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It works... people are going to want to know how the hell it is and how it relates to the film... and it's based on a Fleming story to boot.
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it's uncanny. My wife doesn't really like him any more. But one of her friends is an uber-hippie and when she comes over we have to watch something horrible. Like the time I had to sit through The Brown Bunny. God that was so horrible
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FROM Donovan and the nazis. No, he didn't walk out of the cave with it. He 'let it go' and it fell into the crevasse. But he prevented it from being perverted by e-vull by passing the three tests and 'choosing wisely'
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No, I'm not kidding. I'm just saying that, for mine, Crusade just doesn't cut it as action adventure. Neither of the sequels is a patch on Raiders anyway - my personal fave. Cheers.
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As number two on the indy list
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and she no longer pretends Kids is well written. i've banned everything with the words Harmony Khorine on it from the flat.
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My asshole detector is going off
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He saved it from himself.
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those two work together a lot and i think the must like kiddie-porn.
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is when I used to work at Blockbuster (i know evil place; I was 17) and I would reccomend it to every teeny-bopper that would come in asking what movie they should rent. They usually came back and never asked again
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The way to kill him is simply to make fun of braff
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To Kill Deathly
Never Say Tomorrow Again
Goldenpancreas
Handshake Buzzer Miscreant
A View to a Cinematic Demise
Dying is Really Easy
Death is Not Convenient
The Machiavellian Caper
The Man with the Gimpy Leg
Tuxedo Dandruff Begone!
Tomorrow Never Lasts Forever
Live and Let Not Live Again Anymore
The Plague of Red Herrings
The Crystal Peacock
Death Has a Great Big Gun
The Crosshairs of Tomorrow
The Itch That Cannot be Scratched
The Lone Cycloptic Private Army
Butterball
The Inconceivable Red Herring
You Only Die Once Again...Tomorrow
Don't Say the Sky is Ever the Limit
The Unpronouncable Fury
When Yesterday Exhales Again
Stinkfist
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he's a cunt. It's bad enough she wanted me to go to some pretentious bollocks disguised as a lecture from some overrated chick lit hack the other night.
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Great band name.
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because it sounds like it was written by a basement dwelling 20something.
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James Bond in Dyin of Aids
Are you there God, it's me James
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HOLY SHIT I'M PISSING MYSELF
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did you see "Me, You, and Everyone We Know"? If you didn't don't waste you time. It's just bullshit. And it got such great reviews.
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Alien skulls, Roswell, ancient pyramids...it's the Indiana Jones movie of my dreams.
Here's hoping for Flying saucers, grays, and good dialogue...
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Her Majesty's Secret Penis
Mars Shoveler
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ToD was Indy at his most mercenary. He found that Jar ' Emperor, that should have been in a museum and tried to trade it for a diamond. Then he went after the stones for "fortune and glory", endangering a child along the way. That doesn't sound like the Indy we knew from Raiders. That's why ToD was a prequel. Then by the end he's slightly less of a bastard. In Last Crusade he's a total pussy. He doesn't even want to look for the Grail. Then there's all the slapstick comedy and the goofy faces he makes when he's tripping and falling. Ugh. Here's hoping this one is a return to formWTF is up with that Bond title? It was the title to one of Ian Fleming's short stories that has nothing to do with the plot of the new movie. Oh well. Apparently, Bond nails a 21 year old. I love that because it gets the feminists all riled up.
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Because Carice van Houten could have played the blonde Nazi and Darrell Hammond could have played Sean Connery playing Dr. Jones, Sr.
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Mr. Malloy, I disagree with you about your comments about Raiders. Yes, its premise is B-movie but it's writing, directing and acting are hardly that. Temple of Doom would be more that. For me Raiders is the greatest film ever made, just because 1. It's Raiders 2. It's more entertaining than any film SINCE it's release. 3. It's Raiders. 4. Indy was the first 'real' action film star 5. It's Raiders. As for the teaser, I don't give a rats ass WHAT it looks like...it's Indy 4, ties into the first film, and Marion is back. SOLD.
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I did sit through some horrendous bollocks that her mother (a terrible old hippy) had recommended for being "important" the other day. But luckily Jarv's patented "cerebellum protector" kicked in and blanked all memory of the experience. So I can't even tell you what it was called.
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someone describes a film as "important" it's usually an appalling load of pretentious wank that's practically unwatchable.
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my brain just gets mad and sends pain all through my nerves which forces me to stop watching, and do something more entertaining like, washing the dishes
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"If the Natshis capshure the Grail, the forshes of Darknesh will march all over the fashe of the Earth!"
Letting the Grail vanish into the abyss was saving it, and mankind by extension.
Besides, it doesn't look as cool in the trailer to say:
"He let the Grail slip into the bowels of the Earth."
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the brown bunny. Let me summerize the film. Gallo's character watches a race for 11 minutes with no cuts, then asks a girl to go away with him, she says yes, but he chickens out and leaves her. Then goes to visit his ex's parents house. they talk about her brown bunny. Then we watch his character drive. For the next 75 minutes. Nothing but looking through a windshield. Then he stops and makes out with some random lady. Then goes back to driving. Then gets on his motor cycle and drives into the distance and back, we watch the whole thing. Then he goes to look for his ex. He finds her finally (only after more driving), they smoke crack, then she proceeds to suck his dick, which we see, the whole thing. Then he calls her a whore, then it turns out she's actually dead because she got drunk, got gang banged and raped and he did nothing and she choked on vomit. Then Gallo cries and drives some more. The End. Wow that is important, huh!
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apparently he had another full hour of driving scenes
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It comes in handy bottle and spliff shape carrying implements. There are side effects though
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simply because they are compelling. But what I'm saying is that for what it is, it is perfect. Yes, the writing acting and directing are top notch and it is absurdly entertaining. It is not, however, filled with great character growth, compelling themes, or depth. It has great characters that you actually care about and a great story. I love the movie and I would rate it an "A+" but it's still a "B" movie, if that makes any sense.
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while I was under the influence and that movie still sucked.
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I shall run if I ever hear of it. Why on earth would anyone want to see that? It's like a really shit shalayaman film. Fucking twist-tastic
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I had it last summer with SR. I saw it hammered and thought that it was the worst film I'd seen in years, but so many were raving about it here (not to mention harry's ridiculously laudatory review) that I watched it again sober in case I was wrong. it was worse.
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drive and find Vincent Gallo and slap him in stupid face
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the plus is that you can't remember them. It's more effective with "important" movies, as they tend to be so long that you can consume enough to black out and actually sleep through most of the rotten experience.
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from the opening line "It's your friendly neighborhood...oh YOU know" joke, I was furious.
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Jan 24, 2008 9:03:42 AM CST
No, FIRST he survived the temple, THEN he found the ark!
by yotzvonfrelnik
Proper order.
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what a piece of shit that movie was. At least I didn't have to pay to see it, but holy shit was it stupid
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The Straw Menagerie
Pussybreaker
Race for the Crystal Widget
Death Won't Wait Forever
Sphincterfinger
Sieze the Day Tomorrow
The Glass Labia
The Curse of Blofeld's Pussy
Istanbullet
Good Morning Mr. White, Now Die
Yesterday Never Ends
License to Massacre
Moonpooper
Property of a Whore
The Outrageous Hanglider Episode
Dr. Nowhere Man
The Vagina Imperative
Baker's Dozen Minus One
Zorin's Next Blimp of Death
Blood is Thicker Than Vodka
The Faberge Turd
The International Bungee-Jump Debacle
Never Say You Love Me Anymore
For Your Taint Only
The Chartreuse Coffin
A View to a Spectacle
The Man With the Laughable Prosthetic
Never Send Condoms
Look Me In the Eyes When I Shoot My Load
Dying is Lonely
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Don't be too confident. If that Nazi fuck, Silverfinger, could come back TWICE using the SAME NAME, I wouldn't put much stock in the fetters placed upon M-O-M.
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we can only pray
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and apparently "Gallo" means "cock" in Italian. Which is funny.
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I got a bent copy. It now resides in the vault of shame. I know I should throw it out, but I can't bring myself to.
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Vincent Cock: Story of a Road Trip
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I just got it off IMDB
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they stopped the movie and everything, a big ass fist fight
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the difference is, last time when I thought he'd been done they only did the TB he was in. This time, the purge has been much more thorough. Having said that, in a few weeks we'll see a new TB'er called something like "Deckardsrubbercockpiece" appear to denounce Bay.
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I'd rather have watched the fight. It's not as if anyone would have complained at missing a few bits of complete darkness and shit dialogue.
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I just noticed that I haven't seen him in a while
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It was the special edition Zodiac DVD. His post was on the 9th of January
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at least I wasn't able to guess what would happen next thanks to no Red Band trailer that gave away every freakin kill. And the (hahaha)plot of the movie, wow, i've seen episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond that are better
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I actually find it so fucking painful that if I make the mistake of seeing a minute of it before I leave for work it puts me in a shitty mood for the rest of the day. Apparently (according to Channel 4) Americans love it. I find this hard to believe.
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God, I can't wait for this work week to be over
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Obviously a fake trailer review.
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The first two stand up preaty well, but man Last Crusade just doesn't seem as good anymore. The fight scenes were so stagey, I thought I was watching footage from the Indiana Jones stunt spectacular at Disney MGM Studios. And about evey charcter was "comic" relief. It was like watching a bad parody of Raiders.
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...OWNED!! I love Braff!! What the fuck is that gloved one on? Him/her is a fuckin weirdo, eh?
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It fell into the center if the earth, lost forever. That's not saving, that's losing.
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so there.
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Oh how cute. I can't wait at the end of KOTCS when Shia finds out his dad took his name from the family dog.
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Regarding MOM and Silverfinger's banning, the same thing happened to AnimalStructure. (I believe it may have been a result of his testing of Mori's patience in Mori's TWBB review. Not sure though.) His posts were deleted and yet he came back. Out of those three yahoos, he seems to be the only one still on the loose.
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...it sounds like good times with Dr. Jones to me. I say, bring it on!
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"I thought you were a cook." "Well...I *also* cook."
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I dunno. I have some problems with the number of 'gags' in Temple of Doom. Like the gross-out dinner at Pangkot Palace. Or before they even reach the palace, when Willie is drying her clothes at the campsite, and wherever she goes there's a wild animal and she freaks out, BUT then she flings the snake away and says "I hate that elephant." Ha ha HA! Or when Indy stops the mine car with his foot and dances around saying "Water! Water!" and ha ha, here comes a flood. All these things were funny when I saw the movie the first couple times but now they just seem dumb. I don't recall stuff like that in Raiders. The only 'gag' I think was when he shot the swordsman.
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Put that thing back where it came from or so help me so help me...and cut!
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Vamp-Oh God, just the thought of "owned" makes me cringe, i can't stand that shit. MNG-Thanks for the update, we can only hope we don't see him soon
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dreadful, twisted individual. Oh god, I'm just ignoring Glovedone now, having lowered myself the other day
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that makes you unable to hold back your better judgement and you just want to fucking rip his head off. I've slipped a few times
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but they made up for it with some good action set pieces. To me, the action in Last Crusade has a real "gotta hit my mark" feeling to it. Other than a few moments during the desert tank chase, it's like watching a stage show at an amusement park. Plus we've got characters that had some modicum of dignity in previous films (Brody and Sallah) reduced to functioning idiots. And Connery was given nothing to do other than act like a cutsey old fart. And Ford just doesn't seem as engaging as he did in the other two films.
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even though Him, Anchorite and BSB have started up like the pathetic little children they are in the Obit TB. Again.
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What movie did you see? IF there was no character arc then I guess the Indy that tied Marion back up so he could go after the ark and the Indy that followed the Nazis to that island with only Marion on his mind, even threatening to blow up the ark (even though he couldn't go through with it) were the same guys? Not to mention Marion's softening up. I mean it's not a Christmas Carol but there is character growth.
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NO NO NO! It was ELSA who pointed Donovan to the wrong grail. Indy had NOTHING to do with it.
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yeah, i have to admit that i started to get into him about making fun of Heath along with some douche Johnnykool. But I'm glad I got out of there when I did because there is no explaining to them what respect is
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The stuff that's going on in the Ledger TB right now...
by mr. nice gaius
...is disgusting. No respect. No class. Apparently, they think it's better to use AICN as their own personal toilets.Sorry...am I grandstanding here? Perhaps. But come on, man. Fucking hell.
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...being more mercenary in TOD (the idol versus diamond thing) than in the other 2. I agree with this ,because it's a prequel it's an evolution of the caracter, from mercenary to "wise" archeologist in Raiders. But the River Phoenix intro of Crusade ruins that point of view ("it belongs to a museum!") or maybe Indy lost is faith in true archeology somewhere between the Crusade intro and TOD (and find it back at the end of TOD "now I see its magic")
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it's a fucking obituary. For god's sake. THey should leave all their fucking squabbling, petty internet wars, stupid moral (but secretly they are quite pleased) indignation out, grandstanding and other sins out of it. Just post once, post RIP, and then FUCKING LEAVE. It's a sickening, classless display and marks a new low.
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I don't know if they should even do Obit pages anymore. I remember reading the Steve Irwin one, and you know I liked that guy a lot, and his death hit me really hard, and people just made a mockery out of him. So i think I might just stay away from them from now on
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But Patricia Heaton is a MILF.
I just wish she was done up a little more slutty when she was younger on that show. When she was younger and had better skin, she was wasted with that stupid short grandma hair cut and the June Cleaver outfits. Me likey long straight dark red hair, schwing! -
posting that here. But it is fucking burning me and any other TB is fair game.
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that if you don't like the person who passed or how they did, there should be no reason for you to post anything
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agreed
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And I regret it.
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nope. Disagree. Strongly. She'd have to get buck naked and bounce up and down for a while to elevate that shit to watchable. To make it good, she'd have to club every other person involved in it to death with a baby seal. while naked.
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sometimes you have to for the sake of yourself. Even if no one listens you tried. I understand the feeling that's why I even tried to explain it but of cource to no avail. But you did what you felt you needed to
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but she is pretty hot hahahaha
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strange. I think my brain has fused with anger.
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I really don't give a damn hahaha
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It's just a shit programme about a group of fucking inbred twats that live in each other's pockets. Is it really popular in America
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2 crazy guys! One's uptight, the other ones a ladies man! Add once precocious child, and you've got a recipe for Comedy! Oh look, they have gotten themselves in another wacky situation! Thank God for the Laugh track otherwise you wouldn't think that this is funny! Look the adult and the kid both have spoons on their noses! This is genius!
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She was so hot as Debra. God I want me a MILF like that.
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I got your back.
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Just not great character growth.
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U just described three and half men.
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I hear ya on the obit TBs. Maybe they should just disable comments on those things. It's clear that many of this site's more vocal "personalities" aren't mature enough to handle it.
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So we are to assume that Mutt has heard nothing of the adventures of Indy from either his mom or the news?
Has Indy really done all of these things and not made the news or written a bestseller?
Now, I don't want to see Indy the celebrity and I never liked reading in another early script that he was publishing a bestseller, but its interesting, if this trailer is legit, to see that they are taking this direction with the character after 20 years have passed. Basically he's an unsung hero. I like it. -
...posting his CLOVERFIELD review?
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the site came up with 3 huge letters: OMG!!!
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HOT:
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-I mage-P atricia-Heaton-230572.jpg
Nice face, tight petite body, not to thin, not too thick, and again, love the dark red hair color.
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I think he did. Maybe he just hasn't seen it yet
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You have me in tears. Thanks
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Damn, look at her. Is it wrong to want to bang someone who is almost 50?
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By letting it fall down a hole in the earth. Guess it was better than letting hot German chick finding it. Still can't wait for this flick.
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But if the age thing has got you down, there is an younger actress named Eric Shaffer who looks A LOT like a young Patrica Heaton. Here is a photo of here with Greg Fucking Brady:
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/u ncategorized/e ricabarry.jpg
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she aint Heaton, that's for sure. On another note, if they came out with a Heaton sex tape it's gotta be called
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Eric Shaffer is best know for her role as the "K-Y Jelly" girl, you may have seen her in those commercials. Another bonus.
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It doesn't matter what Indy was like as a kid, we see what he was like in 1935.
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That does look like her, but i will stick with Heaton, I want to do her while she is yelling at me, like she does at Raymond.
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Heaton in Heat
Everybody Loves Fellatio -
HAHAHAHA! oh man, You know she got her tits done. Them Puppies are not real.
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see ya guys later
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Yeah, I'm sure they're going to use a clip reel to showcase a new Indy.
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if it exist, Something tells me she is very naughty.
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The trailer opens with a black screen and you hear the music they play when they open the Indy is in the map room. The camera pans to show many dusty crates (perhaps the crate that holds the Ark?). In white lettering on a title card it reads, "Many treasures have long been searched for..." Fade back (not black) to the camera panning to show more crates. The music continues. Another title card appears "Some stay lost to history and time...." The music starts to well up. Last title card "And others are to be discovered again...." We hear the music that plays when the sun hits the Staff of Ra. The camera pans to the crate that reads " Property of Dr. Jones". There is a whip and hat lying on it. We hear the Raiders march. A hand picks up the hat and whip. They are put in their proper place. You see the back of a person’s head as the hat goes on. After it is adjusted properly, INDIANA JONES turns around, looks into the camera, smiles and says, "Trust me".
Fade to black. Title logo and credits. SUMMER 2008
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I don't watch Raymond, but I know of Heaton because she's from Ohio and her brother writes for the paper here. From the commercials I see for the show, her character seems like a real uptight bitch, but yeah there's something that makes you want to do her. In an "I'll show you" sort of way.
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Don't let that ruin your fantasies guys, but it's the truth. Go find any interview with her and you'll see how she's prudish and looks down on those who are anything but. That said, why not still have your mental jollies with her?
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but just liek some of the super hottie models and actresses out there who wouldn't dare look at a guy who wasn't Colin Farrel, let alone do one, her being a bitch shouldn't hamper your fantasies. Me and Jessica Alba: guilty as charged.
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But get them in the right mood and they go nuts. Lot of repression there. In some ways it makes it hotter, then when a girl is slut with everyone, because you cracked the code son!
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that makes no sense. Either this is BS or the "spy" called the Ark "idol" b/c he's a dimwit.
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I feel so much better now.
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I guess not being a fan of Everybody loves This Stupid SHow sets up an initial bias for me against her. But I wanted to like her b/c I thought she had "talent" in a "girl next door/MILF" sorta way. But I read some interviews with her while "Everybody" was still on the air and she was so judgemental I just couldn't respect her anymore and the MILFishness disappeared for me.
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it's giant ants. There's pics from the new Lego sets out there that have them, too.
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There is just something about her looks I dig.
Take her and set the clock back 15 years and too me she is near perfect. It is great to drool after Victoria's Secrets swim suits models and stuff, but corny as it sounds, Heaton really does have the hot woman next door look, like you could get with her is she was around. -
He saved it from the Nazis. He just didn't bring it out of the Canyon of the Crescent Moon b/c he came to his senses and chose his Dad over the mirage of "Fortune and Glory." If he had not made it to through the three tasks infront of the goal, I always figured that the Nazis eventually would have gotten through after they lost all of their local Arab recruits and given enough time to figure it out. But I can also see how someone strictly interpreting from only what was seen and not implied that, yeah, Indy picked the right Grail. He saved HIS DAD. But b/c he picked the right Grail, Elsa got it. And it was Elsa that crossed the seal and triggered the earthquake that opened up the hole she would drop the Grail and herself into. So, in a way, Elsa's bumbling behavior "saved" the Grail.
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The Blonde Nazi chick in the Last Crus. was the hottest girl in all the Indy Movies, IMO. She's got that Elsa, she-wolf of the SS thing going out.
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go on, someone that knows him, just to see how he reacts. it's worth a giggle.
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you know she has to be. She's like "Call me Debra you naughty Bloop"
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but the amount of times that I've had the misfortune of seeing her turn down sex for "comedy" purposes has just killed it. Fucking channel 4 putting it on before I go to work. All I want is a coffee and a cigarette and to chill for 5 minutes. And I get that unfunny shit.
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Curse you and your fast typing speed.
BTW- those fuckholes are still going at it over there, and now they're trying to come over all sanctimonious- see Glovedone's response to me. Pricks, all of them. -
let's just say I'd let you have the money shot in "Eatin' Heaton 2: The Cumming of Age"
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That is how I got into watching Buffy. It was the only thing on at 6:00am while I got ready for work. FX used to show it 2 hours a day. I never it gave it a chance because the movie was so bad. Love it now though
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because he's trying to make himself look good, when all it takes is to just look at any post he's made to see that he's an asshole
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luckly I have Comcast on demand, so sometimes I'll get something good. Most of the time it's only Malcom in the mIddle and Sunrise Earth on animal planet. I'll take sunrise
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At least I can get 2 hours of Angel in HD.
Season 2-3 were pretty good, Julie Benz (Darla) is another UBER MILF. Have you seen the new photo of her with dark brown hair? SCHWING! -
that it could well be Giant Ants that are the "rats/snakes/bugs" of KOTCS. http://tinyurl.com/34cpep
At first I feel like "they did bugs already". But then I realize that GIANT bugs takes it to another level of "yech!"d say Giant Spiders might have been good if not recently done by HP.
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That would be cool. Get that really cheesy voice-over guy from that Tom Cruise on Scientology video that's on Youtube. They wouldn't have to show clips from KOTCS, just have Cruise talk about how Scientology relates to the new "alien" Indy film.
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I'd love to stay an join in, but I have to cut out and get to work, so enjoy!
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I guess Lucas/Spielberg are really going the 50's sci-fi route on this one? Will Indy shrink too?
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Eh, those ants are too small to be "THEM".
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the girl from King of Queens?
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I'm not sure though. He should fight bengal tigers and that's why we find out that they are endangered
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I'm working late. *sniff*Luckily one of the channels we get is repeating Top Gear. I don't give a fuck about the cars, but it beats the shit out of Everybody (In His Family) Fucks Raymond. I hate British TV.
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they used to be cool back in the early 90's but now it's just like "Let's fuck this stupid Myspace whore"
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I only ever saw one King of Queens and it had Patrica Heaton and that dipshit that plays her husband in it. Playing Raymond and Deborah. It made me want to throw the tv out of the window.
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YEE-UUU-CCC-HHH. I blame The Real World for Reality TV as we know it.
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oh youth
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God what a body! But boy did she go down hill FAST after having a baby. She lost her mojo big time.
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I love how no one in that show is actually "real". Because in the real world you don't get great jobs for nothing that allow you to drink yourself stupid everynight. The should put them in a war zone. The Real World:Rawanda
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She was highly fuckable. I've got a mate that looks exactly like niles crane. And for a fact, I'm telling you that never in a million years would he get to bounce up and down on someone that looks like Jane Leeves. (I think that's it)
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I hate that fucking show. They can't go 6 seconds without reminding "Oh did you know I'm gay, yep I'm a lesbian, what a fight I have, the fight of being gay. I'm so gay for you, let lesbo it up all night long. Gay lesbian gay gay gay lesbian dyke. I'm gay."
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I for one, would bang the hell out of Marg Helgenberger.
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Music industry, Journalism, hooker, There's plenty of careers for the determined slacker. It would be a much better programme if you locked the vile little wannabes in a house and gave them all clubs with a nail in the top, and told them only one was getting out.
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well done Abin Sur, well fucking done.
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I would watch that
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His wife on his show it hot.
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I'd still bang the hell out of Jodie Foster too.
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she's a weird hot
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appaling reality dreck (The X Factor)But at least she hates Big Brother, I'm an attention seeking twat, get me out of here! Strictly come Dancing/ wanking on ice, and that horrible fucking shite that that intergalactic turd Andrew Lloyd Webber keeps polluting the airwaves with. It's very hard to find something that isn't shit or CSI on TV nowadays.
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I used to be in love with her from the movie Nell. I don't know what that says about me but something about that ferrel beast
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damn she was hot
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http://www.imdb.com/n ame/nm0005186/
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SPecial Victims Unit. I think her name is Stephanie March. Glasses and a stern manner *Jarv goes away for a cold shower*
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A loaf of wet bread. Even if you are lesbo.
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It's a sad state of affairs when TBers on a geek movie site are talking about Everyone Loves Raymond in an Indiana Jones TB. I think I see four guys on horseback up in the sky.
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we aren't talking about the show, just the fuckability of Heaton
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Demi Moore. DUH. I'm done being a pig.
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anyway we aren't. It's all about MILF's at the moment
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After this summer, when every sequel has blown hairy ape nob.
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i'm still concerned that he's gonna look a bit daft
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Talking about older women you would like bang beats the fuck out of a talkback about Cloverfield that devolves in to left/right hissy fit.
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You shoot, I'll navigate!
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dude, she's a mom, she's over 40, and she's insane
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You nailed that one Kloipy, matter of speaking.
She should be in the MILF hall of fame with Kelly Preston. -
is a fuck sight better than the current number 1 TB. Sigh, I want to go home- but I can't.
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or Monica Belluci
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I hear you Jarv, it's been a long week
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That is who you do curves my friends.
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Meryl Streep. I don't know what it is about her. But she gets better with age
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it was in the Matrix and I couldn't care less about the rest of the movie
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Maybe it's chocolate-coated vaginas.
As for Mariska Hargatay, I would so do her and don't even consider myself worthy of doing so. And I would do Jodi Foster too, and the fact that she probably wouldn't like it makes the idea all the more appealing. Which is not to say I don't have 'spect for her, because I do. -
undead hottie
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Rebecca Demornay.
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Oh yeah, bring it on!
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If that's the case, Helen Mirren beats Meryl Streep hands down. But still, EWWW.
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she`s an hot MILF.I saw her in The Chumscrubber(bikini)and felt some deep MILF love!
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DMILF, from The Goonies. Something about that pug-dog look
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MILF dream team!
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Come'on, this is nose-diving now, you can do better
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All wonderful, wonderful, wonderful MILFS. I'd like to add Catherine Zeta-Jones as well. Gotta give props to Spartacus' son.
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Though in her new movie, she looks pretty haggard. But I would have done her under the Tuscan Sun.
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Catherine!
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Is a Milf. I know they said this in virgin but she is so do able.
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way hot, not my type but still do able.
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God who could forget her? My wife is like, "why do you always watch that stupid Zorro movie when its on". She doesn't see the pillow covering my lap.
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She has a kid she's a MILF doesn't help she was lois lane too.
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That fake Boston accent and flannel shirt killed it for me.
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Not a MILF.
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she's so sexy
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I always found her attractive too.
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she's a tiger
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Emmylou Harris Looks damn good, I probley hit it.
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Hell Yeah! Amber Waves all the way.
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she was hot(I dont know if she`s a mom).
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Holy shit in those Vacation movies
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Oh shit! I forgot about her! Have you seen her now she is all fat now. But back when she was Mama Griswald She was way hot.
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She's practically a skeleton and she has 'tits like a sparrow' to quote Jaws 2. Diane Lane I would do. And then I'd send her to pillowtalks house to do laundry and vacuum. Or be donkey-punched. And I would use Sela Ward like a public toilet at a state park.
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Who is the Ultimate MILF of all time?
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Cheaper by the Dozen was on, and I was ignoring the present-opening festivities and watching the TV found myself thinking impruriently about Bonnie Hunt.
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Agreed on Julie Andrews. I would bang her skull against the headboard and make her sing "Doe, a deer, a female deer."
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is a MILF. She's pretty hot. watching her in those costumes in click was very nice.
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with a harpoon
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she only swallows her suiters
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Here is Green Skirt. Juilanna Moore? no way. skin too lite, too many spots. Besides I like fake red hair.
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"And I would use Sela Ward like a public toilet at a state park."
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I said it
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in T2 was sexy. In a crazy bitch kind of way.
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in "Click"!WOW!
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Kari Wuhrer in "Thinner" as the Gypsy chick was almost as hot.
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Sorry. Yeah, I was jealous of Jake Gyllenhaal in "Day After Tomorrow" because Sela played his mother. Which meant, he came out of her hey nani-nanoo!
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anytime with her.
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We have overtaken the Heath Ledger and Rambo talkbacks in posts. MILF Love conquers all.
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Way hot!
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not so much these days
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I'd show her my sweet home Alabama.
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esp in Eyes Wide Shut, holy mother of mercy
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she's still hot
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and would solve hunger. Look it up, it's true.
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In Adams family, Very Nice!
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http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/krista-allen/pictures/k rista-allen-picture-1.jpg
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I'm back in Black!
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great legs and ass!
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001523/
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But is she still a MILF?
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kinda weird teeth, but oh well
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Oh did u see her on Californiacation, Oh man!
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I would so do Rene Russo. As in Lethal Weapon 3 Rene Russo. And Raquel Welch I always would have done, and Bo Derek. Ever see "Ghosts Can't Do It" with Bo Derek and Anthony Quinn? She's nude almost the whole movie. I saw it when I was a teen, and it made me want to strangle my chimp to death.
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hell yeah man, hot stuff
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is she a mom?
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We salute you!
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I'd Barbara HER Bush... I'm not very good at this.
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Jane Seymour.....I am so sorry Queen of MILFS
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Perfect 10 and that Tarzan movie.OH MY GOD!!!
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that was a hell of a woman
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos. Elle Macpherson. Heck, even Christie Brinkley still looked good last time I saw her. I'd do her and yell, "THIS IS FOR BILLY! TAKE IT! THIS IS FOR BILLY, TOO!! UHNN UHNNN!"
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Baby wants blue velvet!
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She is the Ultimate MILF
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Too much of the kid is never a good thing.
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But there are some great ones on here
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Find a diffrent TB. This is only for MILF Lovers
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Shit, I'd have even hit Terri Garr in Mr. Mom or First Born. Just something about her that says, "You want me."
Ohhh, I got one, how about Ellen Barkin? Like back when she was in Buckaroo Bonzai? Kinda different in the face, but hot. Even in Oceans 13 she was still pretty good lookin'. -
Kim Basinger lately? How's she hangin'?
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gotta run, been fun you sluts
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Dude, wrong talkback.Rebecca will do anything for you if you refer to yourself as Magneto. She digs guys who wear helmets.
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Gina Davis Hot? What was with that?
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Didn't Lawrence hit that?
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I agree
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still hot but she is Nut job. OHHHH TINA FEY
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Bad ass Gina of course, though the split personality thing would be kind of fun too.
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A lady who can listen (sniff) and understand (sob) and with HUGE JUGS
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right on man, totally agree
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There's no detail in the description
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started off in Tootsie, then she had a shortlived sitcom, Angie or some shit like that. I thought she was very hot. But then again, I was only 12 or so at the time.
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nice one Kloipy.
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What are you talking about? :)
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just for the record
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She could be EVERY hot MILF that ever lived. Ponder that gents.
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just without 80's hair
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Famke Janssen can turn into a dark phoenix at my place whenever she likes. She can even de-atomize me.
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nice one man
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It has been tallied and accepted.
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who can crush a man with those legs. Come get some baby...
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from Night Court, speaking of 80s TV babes. Sheena Easton.
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1.Carrie-Anne Moss2.Selma Hayek3.Milla Jovovich4.Monica Bellucci5.Catherine Zeta-Jonesand almost any other MILF above!MILF for life!
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Now, kneel before Zod!
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She would have been taught the letter of the law in my chambers...repeatedly.
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and Dan Ackroyd movie!
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Holy hell how could she be forgotten
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because the beginning sounds like a ten year old wrote it. They'd be better off just showing some old clips from the first three films with some narration from the new film then "he saved the temple." It sounds like the teaser for a wacky comedy. Maybe they'll have the guy with the portable record player scratch the needle off like in South Park.
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She was a looker.
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Exspecally in Galaxy Quest.
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Yeah yeah, the bitch is pushing 77, I know and she's mostly artificial by now, but I would nail that shut.
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I dig the too-thin-frumpy-and-annoying type.
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lucille ball
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haha
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back in the day hottie
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how could I forget her!She`s with us all the way guys and a MILF!
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Come on Dana Barret had it going on. If it was good enough for Venkman then it is good enough for me.
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I've asked Sigourney many a time to film a movie with me: Pillow in the Mist. I'm still waiting Sigourney.
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Oh yeah!
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Fuck that bitch!
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ok, I'll give you Zool
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Oh so fine she blow my mind. First time I noticed was in WHO IS HARRY CRUMB?
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Is Prego so she is a Milf.
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Diane Fossey gets stabbed by a flesh knife
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She was unbelievably hot back in the day.
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From The Incredibles, But it could just be Holly Hunter.
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I would nail her to the wall. With my penis.
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"Diane Fossey gets stabbed by a flesh knife"!!!HAHAHA!funky!
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I was Mad About Helen's Twin Tornadoes in Twister. I wanted to siphon from those cyclones, I tell you. And when she cried, I cried. While staring at the screen at those fine tight mammalian protruberances
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I watched that DVD with my kids and thought, jesus, that's a hot cartoon chick. Her voice made it even hotter. Talk to me, Helen. Tell me again not to panic. That we're not going to die. I love you.
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She even looked good recently in Hairspray. Ive got something to spray on her.
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was very bangable the big ass made it better.
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Catwoman, man. Catwoman.
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is cute, but she's no Helen Parr. God bless you Pixar with your fine milf creations. Hey, does Andy even have a dad? What's the friggin' deal there? Is his mom a le-le-le-lesbean?
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dude, her boobs are freaking HUGE.
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Genius.....hmmm how about nanny from Muppet babies, those socks got me wild.
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she's into that monkey sex
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big ass lips
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everytime my Girlfriend watched The O.C.!fucking teens!MELINDA!!
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Do you suppose if and when they make Incredibles 2, that daughter Violet will be hot? This is important stuff here.
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I think she died.
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Minnie Pearl.....mmmmm oh yes I will teabag you my sweet wrinkled petunia
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Is right up my ally, the dark lonesome type.
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She could hobble me any time.
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and she`s a MILF!Law&Order has a lot MILF`S!
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I meant to respond to you in the last Indy talkback, re: the Aliens shit, but unfortunately the flu I picked up at Christmas got suddenly worse, and almost turned into pneumonia, so I was just sweating and coughing and didn't have any energy to turn on the computer let alone rewatch Aliens and Alien and haul out more arguments. I still am coughing up phlegm, but I'm fine, but if you were all looking forward to an extended talkback then, I'm sorry.
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and ...oooh oooooh ...Rosanna Arquette....Mimi Rogers....ummm. Damn, ruined a perfectly good pair of pants...
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http://theoscarsite.com/whoswho7/ramsey_a.jpg
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from Jag...?
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Even that LOST BOYS bullshit.
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Oh yes, I'd give her some of my Goonies and then I'd throw her from the train, she's so fine.
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I think her name is Catherine Bell. I saw her on the Stern show once, and she was EVEN HOTTER and jesus those breastseseseses practically skewered my eyeballs even on TV
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From "Two and a Half Men." That's right, I watch "Two and a Half Men." You got a fuckin problem with that? Anyway, total GILF.
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No way to know if it's real, or just cobbled from previous info. If it's real, well, the re-use of the warehouse is sign of uncreative retreading. Oh, who cares. It will suck.
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Gotta love a woman who's FLEXIBLE. As for real-life MILFs, Mira Sorvino.
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I saw Mimi in some apocalyptic movie on IMC a few years back. She was playing some born-again prude mother, but crazy. She looked hot, and the craziness only made it better.
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...Charlotte Rampling! Jesus H. Christ, my favorite woman over 60!
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Woah mama!
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Thats a MILF
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Who`s the Boss,bitches!!!
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Hell yeah!
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I need me an Indiana Jones fix! Give me that trailer already!
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I'm a real boy!
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Denise Richards and Liv Tyler. They remind me of each other. Probably because we made a sandwich together once at my house. An abominable sandwich, and several act against humanity were committed.
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was it a tuna melt?
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hehehe!
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of the lesbian milf orge at my house? Kloipy, yes, it was a delicious starkist charlie tuna sandwich.
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Then the police showed up with the health department.
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you would have to do it in front of her kids though. "How do like what pappa gridbug is doing to mommy, Cody???"
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HAHAHAHAHAH!
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My balls hurt!bad!I hate you Kloipy!:)
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You know she's gotta be smoking to have such a badass motherfucker like 2for2true. Don't argue me on this or I'll have my boy stab you with a #2 pencil.
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but if not she needs to be so we can add her to the list
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Oh 2for2true
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Mentioned yet? She did that trick in COM with my left ball. Hey Julianne, my right one is still waiting.
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And let`s make Rosario a mom real fast!
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BTW...I've tried saying shitheel before a mirror 3 times, but can only get 2 out. I'm freaked as shit that the crazy fucker will pop out of thin air and stab me with a pencil.
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had quite the rack during those Soap/Boss years...frightening to think what gravity would have done to them...more GILF'S!!..Catherine Deneuve (pardon spelling), Julie Christie, Chita Rivera ..is Jill St John still around??
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for the weird MILF department!
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Moore is so hot. 2for2true was a 1 time poster who said that if someone said something he didn't like that he would stab them in the mouth with a pencil, and he called them shitheels, and he is the toughest motherfucker I ever met. Pillow, I can't even get through his name the first time. I'm too scared of the mouth pencil
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list!I did it!FIRST!:)
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He's a crazy mofo...straight from da hood! Or maybe a nice little suburb outside of Annapolis. Who knows. !
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from Highlander III.
Later kids, gotta go, been fun! Seein' Rambo tomorrow. -
they should "FLEX" together!
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that was hilarious
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Jan 24, 2008 2:56:59 PM CST
Bic pens? Holy shitheel, soon he'll be moving on to fountain pen
by kloipy
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he was one of the FaTAlaties
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good enough for Viggo
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i dont have to be reminded who indiana jones is and what hes done in the past. just show indiana jones smashing a crystal skull with a baseball bat and then slapping marion and then: may 22 2008.
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i dont have to be reminded who indiana jones is and what hes done in the past. just show indiana jones smashing a crystal skull with a baseball bat and then slapping marion on the ass and then: may 22 2008.
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she was a magical pixie
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oh god....
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MILF in a suit!!!WOOHOOO!
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Open on a shot of Indy's hat and a stone wall coming down behind it, out shoots Indies hand, grabs the hat and pulls it back through just in timecut to:hand dusting off hat and putting it on to become the unmistakable Indianna Jones.cut to:Back view behind indy as the camera rises to reveal the interior of huge underground pyramid with hundreds of stone steps, something glints at the top of the ancient Templecut to:TEXT - His biggest adventure yet is about to begincut to:Montage of action scenes which include - Indy whipping a russian ladies bottom, jumping for an alien flying saucer, and kicking in an aztec boss baddy Pat Roachcut to:Shia Le Bouf looking down crying as Indies hand gently rests his battered old Hat on the young guys head and says in a quiet voice offscreen ''It's all yours kid'' before his hand drops out of shot and Indy expires for good, cue unmistakable music THE END
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32334
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I'm sick of teasers that amount to 15 seconds of new footage. Give me a full-length dramatic skull-fucking or give me nothing.
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...But I don't like Coca Cola. By the way, I've never wanted to fuck Salma Hayek more than while she was pregnant. Fat bitches need love too.
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Raquel Welch. So hot in the late 60's, early 70's. not too bad to this day. and her daughter grew up to be in Playboy!
Speaking of Markie Post, didja know she starred in a pilot for a remake of "Electrawoman and dynagirl" in 2001?
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sounds boring. unless they crash into some of the crates and unleash demons and shit. i bet this whole film has witty jokes after each scene and doesnt take itself seriously at all. still i'm there opening day.
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Jan 24, 2008 3:15:09 PM CST
gridbug, how could i forget Estelle. Damn thos were some good ti
by kloipy
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Beverly Hills Cop 3! Oh my lord!
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Helle Berry?
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Isn't he?
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Is and always will be Julie Newmar. Ask any of the kids who grew up on the 60s Batman series and it's still one of the best bodies I have seen on a woman.
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I agree, she is pretty hot
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0752576/
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that I cant move no more!HALLE!FAMKE!REBECCA!They should do an XXX-MILF´s MEN movie!starring us and them!
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Wasn't the teaser for Phantom Menace like three hours?
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in the 80`s and 90`s!HOT!
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Mina in Dracula Dead and Loving it
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green acres was the place to be
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HUGE!
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Jacqueline Bisset, see also "the Deep".
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Glovedone is Jubilee because he's a pussy
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Hell yes...The Hot Spot..was that the Don Johnson flick with both her and a nubile Jennifer Connally? And I remember some late '80s HBO flick that she cavorted in the nude for most of the flick.
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need to look that one up
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take care gentlemen
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Gillian Anderson
Angelina Jolie
Natascha McElhone
Madchen Amick (oh yes!)
Walker Texas Ranger's fine ass woman
Anita Barone (?) from THE WAR AT HOME
Laura Linney for sure!
Bonnie Hunt is all kinds of fine
Aaaaaaaaand I'm out. That's all I got. For the next 45 minutes anyway. Gotta go, need a clean-up... -
Everytime I read an article about Indiana Jones I get the theme music in my head. Takes forever to get it out.
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Ever since HIGHLANDER 2. Yeah, I said it.
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i left for like 2 hours and i come back and we are still talking about MILFS, ain't America great.
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see ya later.
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You've made my day, man. Those titles are absolute fucking Gold.
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It sounds as cliched and stupid as the stuff Star Wars fans came up with back in the summer of 98 when they tried to imagine the trailer. God, just having read that stuff condemns me to Nerd Hell. But honestly the Star Wars trailers ended up almost just as dumb and cliched as fan speculation, so this could be right. It might even play good in theater, but I think that as a description it sounds so 10+ years too late.
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...the whole MILF thing becomes complicated. Not that most of those women aren't eminently doable, it's just that, well, they're either my age, a tiny bit older or, in some distressing cases, even younger than I am.
How to cope?
With adolescence still fresh in my memory (at times I think I never aged past twelve), I do recall and understand the appeal of ravaging (or being being ravaged by) a hot, older woman, but at my current age that bit sort of drops by the wayside. Pining for 70-year-olds doesn't seem like an option, y'know?
By the way, you guys forgot to mention Deborah Farentino, Rachel Ticotin, Mercedes Reuhl, Kate Capshaw (in an Indy TB no less!) and Diane Venora. -
...and friggin' Valerie Leon in Blood From The Mummy's Tomb!
And Pam Grier!
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On Paramount Blu-Ray Disc!! ;-)
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but, not now. Probably....
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Abom, though you are gone for the day, that made me laugh out fuckin loud. I'm so bummed I had to work and miss the big MILF discussion. damn damn damn!
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http://tinyurl.com/
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This list is not "all-time", but as of present day:
1. Monica Belluci
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Jessica Alba
4. Catherine Zeta Douglas
5. Famke Jannsen
6. Gina Gershon
7. Vickie Lawrence Schultz (Mama!)
I wish Nadine Velasquez (My Name Is Earl) and Roselyn Sanchez were at least pregnant so I could technially include them on this list. They are so unfathomably HOT. -
"i thought you said you were a cook?"
"I also cook" -
Thanks for that. :)
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:)I thought it was it then.
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a grumpy old Indy adventure.
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She MILFed em`all!
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OK then...Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost. Wowzers...hot, PLUS she banged Angelina Jolie in that HBO movie.
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Megyn Price, Dana Delany, and Marg Helgenberger are some of my favorites.
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Stifflers mom! Someone had to do it.
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Yeah, Stifler's Mom....
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spy kids mom
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Mullholland Falls. One of the sexiest women ever. Oh, and Virgina Madsen was sexy as hell too.
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The length and milfiness of this talkback is just that: A cry for help. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE TRAILER? IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON? WHY THE LACK OF TEASER? and even more importantly: What about Fathers I'd Like To Fuck? Mmmh?
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I don't know what it is about her but she does something to me. OH, and of course Naomi Watts.
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BITCH!:-)
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is obviously fake, the real trailer will tell us more about whats going on with the story of this movie, and forget the past. it will reveal a picture of the crystal skull in an old text book, tell some of the beliefs and history and mention outer space and then make a crack about these theories being bunk and then some set up of the evil commies and their camp and awesome vehicles and then the kingdom itself and then the commies say some shit like theyre in control until of the situtaion, then shit gets scary, some evil presence is glimpsed and then we reveal indiana jones and some action shots including him saving shia and then the logo. this is how it will go down.
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Every time I see the opening scene I feel like I'm five years old again, and I can't help but watch the entire film, even if there's something else I should be doing. Its the best opening ever and by itself is better than most of the movies made in the last thirty years.
It treats its subject with a straight face (despite some comic interludes) and that's what makes it work so well. They lost that a bit with DOOM but by Crusade is so referential and derivative its like a parody if itself. Even as an eleven year old it was a let down.
I have little hope for this one but hey, movies are all about hope. I'm sure I'll be there opening night. You never know.... -
That's a trailer, not a teaser.
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This generation of short-term memory-minded-youtube-myspace mongoloids will be the death of America. You kids need to watch your daddy's copy of LAST CRUSADE (which is too un-PC for today's audiences) and realize you've been fooled. And don't reproduce when you're all grown up, please. Thanks.
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..is a poet and din't even know it.
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...started with talk of Patricia Heaton.WHO KNEW?!
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How can you not see it?
She set the stage for everything I look for in a woman these days namely:
1. Hot
2. Brunette
3. Capable of out-drinking a large foreign man shot for shot
I've also secretly always wished to be in the Belloq role where I'm a bad guy (but sort of cool) and I'm holding as my hostage a woman who's scared of me (but sort of likes me too) and I get out a fancy dress and say 'I'd very much like to see you wear this..." and she's like "yeah okay..." and our cat and mouse game continues...
Yes, I have kissed a girl who is not my mom before you ask... -
I think the word you are looking for is "Latina". Unless you're into Latin dudes. Which is, you know, cool. Whatever displaces the moisture under your vessel.
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But I am done with MILFs for now.
I am now into CWILFs.
That is: Coke Whore I'd Like to Fuck.
That means you Tara Reid.
So hot in Van Wilder.
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goodnight
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I came here to talk about the unconfirmed description of an Indiana Jones teaser!However, there is seriously a copious amount of hawt women being mentioned, for which I applaud all of you.
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That left the last Jones discussion a "fallout-irradiated Alien talkback"? I remember his command structure theory getting taken apart like a bad undergrad astronomy thesis at a physics convention.
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Must be a joke.
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Jones didn't "save the grail", why...there's no telling what I might do. But it will be grievous.
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I took it upon myself to throw my bottle of Guinness at an old lady who was walking outside. The results spectacular and made me feel better.
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And I would let Patricia Heaton do things to me. Naughty things.
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"Because idiots on the internet are saying Jones didn't save the grail.""Who?""Don't push me, bitch."
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but it looks as if it hasn't gone up...anyway if that teacher gag is true its totally ripped from under siege
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Fuck YOU Short Round!
No Marion? No Whipage? Well fuck it all...
It is bad enough we have Shia in this movie, with Aliens to boot...do we really need the dark prince of suckitude in the trailer as well?
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Jada Pinkett Smith circa Collateral
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New Sarah Connor!
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No, I don't think she is a mom, but hell, I don't care. I find her ridiculously hot..great body, awesome sense of humor...just, damn..
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She still looked GREAT during her appearences on Lost, and she voiced one of the sexiest cartoon chicks of the past ten years, Futurama's Leela. "Oh, no need for that, Fry, I'm still all seduced from before."
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Stupid trailer does not exist. The real one will premiere during the Superbowl and the release of (believe it or not) Strange Wilderness.
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Dana Perino. Her attractiveness and my hate for her mix together in a brew of tension and put me in a very strange place.
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I hopeth thou jest. Because next person that walks by--BOOM! Right in the babymaker.
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Seriously she is the most beautiful woman in the world. That second Matrix movie, was very average and her chest was definetely the highlight. Vincet Cassel is the luckiest man alive.
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That "Aliens is a remake" bastage. The schmuck posted once somewhere up there (today, I think) some shit about not being around cuz he's sick. FINE BY ME. And everyone else, I'm sure.
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She's an amazing woman.
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Now let's have another treatise on hats.
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But beware, if they are German the ignorant Americans among us may not know them. I'll throw some out and see what you think: David Duchovny Ummmm, wow, this is harder than I thought it might be because I suddenly realize I pay no attention to what "attractive" male stars have kids. Brad Pitt? Ryan Phillipe? Jeez, MILFing is so much easier. ;)
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...while giving Emily Watson the high hard one.
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"Indy has only 1 hat and it's his most prized possession ever...hence the hat rescue in ToD..." What an asspickle.
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Yum!
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Wow, this is totally new to me!
....Just kidding
I'm waiting for the comments getting pissed at the cheesy line mentioned from the people who forgot Indy is supposed to have fluff humor. -
Jan 25, 2008 12:36:13 AM CST
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-Fuck
by themcflyfarm
Strange I never thought of that one before, but I'm sure someone else has said it.
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or whatever that craptastic RAIDERS sequel was called...
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Shia- "Master Indy..momma saysa yousa muy daddy"
Indy-(grabbing whip and looking at Shia) "Yippeeee!"
Something very wrong has been going on up there at Skywalker ranch these last decades...very VERY wrong. -
Sorry about the phlegm, man. However, I am sure DocPaz and I will graciously accept your long-overdue admission of defeat on the Alien = Aliens theory.
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Where's this guys opinion on how Ford looked and acted in the trailer. None of the action or dialog is worth a damn if Ford looks really old, pissy or pitiable. I'm hoping against hope that he has somehow dug up that spark that once made him the best (and has been missing since 1989). Nothing could ruin the Indy legacy faster than a film full of angry "get off my plane!" or "you find this man, this man with one arm!" moments.
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that has gotta be my favorite from all those indy 4 TBs... man those were the days some of the most creative titles spawned. someone should put all of those in a book.
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breakfast is good.
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You have to love it.
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keeps stealing his walker.
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...when the demon takes control of her! ;)
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but that demon/Sigourney needed a post!
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Still looks fairly bangable but SWEET JESUS what happened to the birds of Star Trek Next Gen?Marina Sirtis looks about 500,Gates looks like she should be in a wheelchair and Denise Crosby....???What happened to Yar?Jesus Christ.Trek chicks age badly(apart from Uhura but I never felt a shiver of a hard-on for her).Genuinely at a loss to think of a Trek chick worth banging?That bird from Enterprise(shitfest) seems to be getting the fast-aging thing too.Minging.Maybe the chick that said to Worf "I'll 'av this big 'un!" on that planet of Shaggers from the 1st season.She'd do.Prefer to see Yar getting a good hammering from Yutan or whatever his name was.Rubbish first season.Never fancied Troi.What happened to Trek?Give us more Yar belly shots.Not now obviously.Nuuuuuuurrrrrsseeee!!I need my medication.I'm on AICN again.NUuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUrrrrSSSEEE!
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(Hey! that would be a great song title for my rock band!)
maybe trek make up is bad for the skin! -
because Trek ckicks don't mean a thing
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Kingdom of Battlestar Sextactica
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Sorry,I've tried but apart from Yar's flash of belly I cannot think of any Trek chicks worth banging.At a stretch I'd say...well..actually No I can't think of anyone.Yar's belly and because she's such a terrible actress and made such a dreadful career choice It'd have to be particularly rough sex....NUUUUUURRRRrrrrrrsSSSSEEeeeee!!
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...Indiana Jones and the Forty Second Fart.
Wish I could remember who posted it so I could lift a glass to his name. I laughed for ages after that. My colleagues thought I was stoned that day, even more so after I explained why I was laughing.
Fucking Philistines!
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Star Trek:Nana Visitor is MILF,that ST chick from Becker is MILF,Kim Cattrall is CRAZY MILF,Kirstie Alley was MILF back then and fucking IMAN the superMILF!!!Star Trek has some fine MILF`s.
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Thats the trailer, or rather teaser, I want to see. Less is more. Nice one.
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There are two thoughts to that thread you found where 2for2true posted:1)It's an impostor since that poster was a little bitch who wouldn't stab men, women, and children in the mouth. 2)I was hoping that we 'discovered' the next badass muthafucker of our time, and we witnessed him posting for the first time.
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in the eye with a pencil.And to assrape "Demon Dave"!
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Pillow, I know man! I read his post and was like "who is this enigma of a man/child?" I think he has finally let the beast out. Travis, I don't think Trejo could even take 2for2true. Trejo was Machete, 2for2true is Penicl
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We are Still MILFING it Up!
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In the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot, how sexy is that MILF? Is Michelle forbes actually a MILF? Who cares?!?!?
Michelle Forbes could kick my ass while wearing a long overcoat and that Miranda Zero hair and then fuck me very hard afterwards, and I say that would be one of THE seminal sexual experiences of my young life. It's hard to explain why she is sexy... but by God she is.
And the thought of a threeway on the PEGASUS with Cain and Gina made my chimp explode. It tickled. -
I think she's a mom? If not, i don't care. GILF. the G is for Goth
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http://p rofile.my space.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=37240310
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http://tinyurl.com/2z7lap This one went on much longer, but they purged a great deal of it, including a resurgence of some great shit after the last posts here. There's no "everlasting turn signal", but there's is at least one MENTION of some form of "Indy and the ....Turn Signal."
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Oh Della Reese, come to me.....I'll touch you with my Angel.
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http://tinyurl.com/2b64cg wow....just- wow. Do be sure to check out her Pics, too. Aye chihuahua!
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I can find no equal or other to surpass her in this present day.
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among other things. Thanks Kloipy
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hence Marion's return? And the "crystal skull" is just a pet name for one of her sex toys.
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Image the two of the out on the town loaded with up with drinks? I bet you they cut loose when away from their power tools.
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I dare you to look upon this and disagree: http://tinyurl.com/23lomb
;) By the way, I too used to have a weird thing for Jane Leeves from Frasier back in the day, so you "Daphinephiles" aren't alone. -
there's just something about her. However that sandwich sounds mighty tasty
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which means there's always room for some Daphne after you've finished your Bellucci and Salma sammie.
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Still going strong! YES!
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I've come to realize the past year or so that I'm a sucker for a girl with a good accent. I could probably listen to them talk to me about calculus for hours at a time and never get disinterested. I knew this Ukrainian girl in college who's accent cuddled me in a warm blanket and lulled me into tranquil bliss. Might sound odd, but don't knock it til you've tried it.
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The fact that I think she's an uptight bitch just makes it funnier.
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gents, in the event Bellucci, Hayek, Daphne, (or even Eatin' Heaton) don't jig your twig, I present: http://tinyurl.com/2afyqt
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she is a godess
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There are bunch of hotties in that photo.
Father Time is an a-hole! -
gnarl...need Carrie-Anne and Monica!
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Wish the photo was larger:
http://i mg284.i mageshack.us/img284/442/pdvd0180yb.th.jpg
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Choice of Food or Prescriptions
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"awesome job, Doctor Jones. It will have a place of honor in our 'really powerful relics of God Almighty' exhibition. Care to hand it over then?"
"Well the thing is, it fell down an earthquake in the middle of a collapsing hidden city carved into a dry gorge two day's ride from Alexandretta."
"..." -
You're about as timely as WHERES THE BEEF.
way to stay fresh. -
mine is to Bulldozin' Bellucci
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in that 10 minute rape in that strange french movie (forgot what is was called). I really want to beat the hell out the french dude that was doing that shit to her. Looked so real.
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yeah that was not a good time for the Bellooch
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who raped her in that movie!
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And have heard about that rape scene. I think it would majorly piss me off seeing it, as just thinking about it makes me defensive of her. I would so be one of those guys out for revenge on her behalf.
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I wouldn't reccomend it
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have a good weekend, gents. MILF love 4ever. And Bear pron(sic). Double feature of The Golden Shower Girls and Grizzlies Gone Wild.
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I gotta get me Grizzlies Gone Wild
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...in CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. The funky teeth only made her sexier.
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http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/25/send-in-the-clowns/
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Pussy Fucking Galore!
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After reading that Vanity Fair interview with Spielberg and all that yammering about his frickin' McGuffin—sheesh; I suspect that Shia isn't Indiana's son, but actually somehow a time displaced Young Indiana Jones who fights along side himself...or he's Indy's son.
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Since he left it behind.
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Will be my ultimate MILF once she pops out a kid.
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We're meant to thin khe is the whole movie, but in the end it turns out Indy's not really his dad, but in just their adventure together has been more like a "Dad" to him than anyone else ever has....or he's Indy's son for real.
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The same redhead who started her own band? yeah, I can see merit there.
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Paramount logo
Voice over.. "this summer, one man believes..."
Fade to black, sound of whip cracking against something
Cut to Indy, "some things never change"
Cut to Ray Winstone, "where are you going?"
Cut to exterior scene's of a jungle somewhere in South America.
Action scene, Indy w/torch, Ray, a guy in leather jacket entering a shrine looking up at a cealing with holes. Indy "whatever you do don't..." The guy in jacket puts a foot forward without thinking. Loud rumble and arrows/darts fire downwards from cealing..
Quick cut to Marian "you think you're so sure of yourself"..
Indy "I'm not dead yet am I?"
Trailer cuts and ends with Indy falling down an abyss seemingly to his death.
Voice over - on May 22nd 2008 Indiana Jones will return on his most death defying adventure.
Trailer ends
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Yes, That Jenny Lewis She is my dream women, I want her to sing me to sleep at night.
http://harpmagazine.com/img/concerts/jenny%20lewis.jpg -
Hell, yeah!
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You guys do know that Della Reese is NOT the Angel of the title? She'sa fellow angel there to mentor the main girl, the sexy wee Irish angel I assume you're referring to - her name is Roma Downey. Della Reese is the formidable mofo that Eddie Murphy shot in the pinky toe in HARLEM NIGHTS.
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No-one's made hte obvious sick joke about fancying a MILF who was recently widowed. I'm surprised and moved that this TB hasn't gone for the obvious sick joke, that's all.
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I was just having a good time in response to some of the other non-MILFy MILFs that were mentioned before that. I used to have a "Daphne-thing" for Roma Downey, too, though. ;)
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unlike those trashy, uncivilized high school locker room kinds. Bellucci don't mess with high school boys.
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so long all!
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Apparently, you haven't seen the uncut version of "Malena"...
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We can bring down this talkback thread! We can MILF it for all it's worth! LOST can go fuck itself - we got a NEW record talkback here!
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That movie almost killed me ....and my balls!Jesus Monica....In Germany it was called "The MAGIC of Malena"and MAGIC it was....god.
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Am I the only one?
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Yes, for poor Americans there is the censored version which cuts down the under-age boy-on-Belucci action. It's a good thing that film didn't exist when I was 12 or I would have gone fucking blind if I had owned a copy.
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SHIT!thats all I can say about that!
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You literalist simpletons.Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Acute Renal Failure. That one was for you, Arcadian. Kisses.
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Jan 25, 2008 9:55:00 PM CST
NEW RULE: People who tell jokes about Ford being too old are jus
by bill maher
And that's the straight dope!
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OMG! Leather recliners for half price! Throw me the whip!
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My favorite women over 60.
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She gets my rod hot.
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And still going strong!
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But it appears I need to find me an uncut version. Now, how to spin watching that one to the fiance???
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which it really is.And a boys Fantasy about Monica(uhh..ohhh).You can watch it with your girl(just prepare a pillow).
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Jan 26, 2008 2:07:58 PM CST
Don't all the village bitches beat Malena real bad though?
by caruso_stalker217
The BITCHES!
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Starts my pants on fire. Damn you Puritan American Malena Cut!
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was of course, Monica. mmmm-mmmm good.
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I hadn't seen him around in a month or so and figured he'd just reappeared under a different handle (which he still could have, i guess). I'm glad he's gone...for now. (Just like every other "good" villain.)
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But they I've seen them do that one some of the long, drawn out TBs. Check out talkback #31110. That old Indy Talkback was twice as long before they locked it out and purged a huge chunk of it. And I seem to remember them doing it on some of the TINO talkbacks from 2006 as well. The way AICN works is something of an enigma to me.
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I'm sure there are others out there like that, too. Any of the "explosive" TBs that were hijacked after their first week of posts, probably. I bet the Transformers TBs and some of the older Indy IV ones (pre-pre-production) are good candidates.
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as the "best" example of a TB gone awry for a long time until the wrait of AICN smote it with great vengenace and furious anger. you know what I'm talking about.
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can I remember the login????? let me see if I'm smarter than a 1st grader
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Lost Jarv (M-O-M's nemesis) was on to him being purged a couple of weeks ago I believe. I don't know if we really know why he had his ass kicked out.
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whatever the reason.
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others have claimed to see this exact trailer that is premiering tomorrow.
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