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Sundance ’08! A Brief Reaction To THE MYSTERIES OF PITTSBURGH!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I like Chabon, but I don't think he writes books that are particularly well-suited to screenplay adaptation. I don't think he thinks in terms of movies. He's a novelist... and that's as it should be. He doesn't write his books thinking about the eventual Hollywood sale... or at least, that's not how his books feel to me.

Anyway... did this attempt to bring this early book of his to life work? Here's our first answer from Sundance:

Well, if you're looking for reviews... Caught the Rawson Marshall Thurber (Dodgeball) directed, Mysteries of Pittsburgh tonight. Hm.

Bland. Unfortunately bland. The cast is great - except for the lead (kind of a problem). It was introduced as a "coming of age" story and it deals with a young man's last summer before he commits to a boring/legit job that his "gangster" father has set up for him. It's based on a novel by pulitzer prize winning Michael Chabon and here's the thing: there was nothing in this movie that wasn't familiar. Here's the young naive kid who's drawn to danger in the form of a couple - sexy Sienna Miller and Peter Sarsgaard: her beauty, his recklessness/freedom. Pretty sure he's gonna learn a lesson. Pretty sure there's gonna be some violence, sex, love and loss before that lesson's learned. But it's all been done before - and better (Something Wild, for instance. Almost Famous. Or that other movie where the young guy is drawn to the bad-boy-self-destructive-mentor...).

Bottom line - though competently directed, the story was unengaging. Keep the faith in Thurber and most of the actors, but check this flick out only if you're hardcore for any of 'em.

If you use this call me - The Seeds.

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big deal
by Internet Thug
Jan 21st, 2008
05:58:28 AM
Dodgeball director and Chabon?!
by elab49
Jan 21st, 2008
06:18:31 AM
Chabonnnnn muthafucka!
by LordPorkington
Jan 21st, 2008
08:15:26 AM
Pittsburgh Sucks!
by Nice Marmot
Jan 21st, 2008
08:24:28 AM
Fuck yeah, Go Browns!
by rbatty024
Jan 21st, 2008
08:40:04 AM
I'm a huge Chabon fan, it's a shame the movie sucks.
by rbatty024
Jan 21st, 2008
08:45:54 AM
That other movie
by TerryMalloy
Jan 21st, 2008
09:22:54 AM
Not the best novel to adapt.
by CatVutt
Jan 21st, 2008
10:13:32 AM
I am from Pittsburgh
by tompiltoff
Jan 21st, 2008
10:48:08 AM
I think the other movie is Karate Kid 3.
by Knuckleduster
Jan 21st, 2008
12:19:52 PM
Wonder Boys was fantastic!
by Bass Ackwards
Jan 21st, 2008
01:20:32 PM
It's the teller, not the tale.
by GenericGeek
Jan 21st, 2008
02:30:53 PM
Moriarty...
by Captain Happy
Jan 21st, 2008
02:55:27 PM
kavalier and clay
by PrettyNursePoppy
Jan 21st, 2008
05:09:00 PM
I agree that the Antartica scenes would be the hardest...
by rbatty024
Jan 21st, 2008
05:26:27 PM
That's my fucking car, motherfucker
by DKT
Jan 21st, 2008
05:43:18 PM
Disagree with The Seed's inpression
by SkinJob69
Jan 21st, 2008
10:10:12 PM
Pittsburgh has Primanti Bros
by Horace Cox
Jan 22nd, 2008
12:35:57 AM
Didn't Miller cause a controversy
by Dingbatty
Jan 22nd, 2008
02:16:01 AM
And, why aren't we getting Kavalier & Clay
by Dingbatty
Jan 22nd, 2008
02:16:47 AM
Kavalier & Clay as a movie
by superfleish76
Jan 22nd, 2008
07:40:41 AM
Just funny
by mcr07376
Jan 22nd, 2008
09:46:18 AM

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