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Harry exclaims, 'Sweet Father of Life - TUROK: SON OF STONE - Animated DVD is unbelievably fantastic!!!'

Hey folks - Harry here... Ya know... I really can't believe this. On Friday - I got sent 32 DVDs from all different companies to review. It was an unbelievable wave of materials that I was expected to get through - in addition to the regular pile of 6-9 dvds that arrive every day. But one title jumped out at me... TUROK: SON OF STONE.

I was never a fan of the Valiant Comics reboot. I read the first 5 or so issues of it, but didn't get into it. I'm an old DELL comic TUROK reader. My father read them to me - I loved the idea of an Indian Dinosaur Fighter. It was just way cooler than just the typical prehistoric man... But when I flipped the box over - and I looked at the animation frames on the back... It looked like lame Saturday Morning Animation. But dammit - I wanted to believe in this. They were basing it on the older comics - they got Adam Beach to be the voice of Turok. That's perfect. So tonight - when I came home from the WEEKEND OF HORRORS - FANGORIA convention - I put all the screeners I got there into my pile... and I pulled out that Animated TUROK: SON OF STONE feature. I honestly thought... I'll take it out in about 15 minutes. I really did. I put it in - and the WEINSTEIN COMPANY logo came up - and I thought... What the fuck? Why on Earth is this a Weinsten Company animated release - I picked up the DVD box again - saw that it had as one of the directors... Dan Riba, he's the guy behind a whole hell of a lot of the best episodes of the animated SUPERMAN, BATMAN BEYOND, JUSTICE LEAGUE and other episodes. Remember APOKOLIPS... NOW! two parter? Then there was Curt Geda - who directed the BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER video feature - and SUPERMAN: THE LAST SON OF KRYPTON. Then there was Frank Squillace - who hadn't really been anyone on my radar. But 2 out of 3 were looking pretty fucking sharp. SO I settled back and watched. It began with Turok as a teenager with his brother flirting with the girl of their desires - and there was this goofy chase and wrestling thing - and they get given the mission that whoever should return her totem that was swept down the river would get her. I'm rolling my eyes... until a hostile band of indians showed up - and suddenly the thing turns bloody fucking violent. I'm talking disemboweling and arms coming off and head wounds and I'm just sort of stunned - because the animation - while nicely designed... was very much Saturday Morning-esque. A few steps away from what I had hoped... but what it lacked in frames per second and effects animation... this thing made up in tone, character work, story and direction. TUROK: SON OF STONE is an adult rendering of the classic 50s character. It is brutal, hardcore and graphic. Now - it skips copulating and juvenile sexual escapades (dammit) - but the story of mutual vengeance, tribal genocide and just the blood-letting and intensity of the violence was jaw-dropping because... man, I can't think of the last time blood flowed this freely in this style animation. It was like Filmation with the balls to grow the fuck up. A lot of Native American vocal talent went into this - and that attention to detail is welcomed here. Yet they're not talking like dumbed down White man parody characters. These characters have souls and histories and their respect intact. The ENTIRE TIME I'M WATCHING THIS - I'm dreaming of a live-action version of this. Perhaps the Weinsteins are testing the grounds with this Animated telling. Maybe they're hoping to see a demonstration of an audience. Maybe, just maybe they'll show this to Robert Rodriguez and get him to make a film version as hard and four times as badass as this. If not Robert - I'd wet dream about Michael Mann... but he's never demonstrated he has the interest in fun stuff like dinosaurs. But gaddamn man... I dare you to watch this and not dream of a spectacularly large scale version of this. I can't wait to show this to ol Father Geek tomorrow. And then next weekend... to my nephew. This is the sort of thing every good boy should see. Indians versus Dinosaurs... with their blood mingling in an unknown river of violence in a forgotten valley never seen or found by modern man! This is where Turok hunts, this cartoon has the spirit which Turok fought with. I'm so jazzed. Way to go - Everyone Responsible!!!

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  • Jan. 21, 2008, 12:52 a.m. CST


    by crazy4dragons13

    blood part 2

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Not Bad. Not Bad At All

    by lovecraftian

    I actually remember the old Valiant days. A few of my buddies managed a couple of shops in the early nineties-- Sears: Sports, Cards and Comics, and All American Comics. (Bit of Trivia: Out of that little click was spawned the Lunatic Wrestling Federation, and out of THAT came WWE Superstar, CM Punk--- CM for Chick Magnet... Haven't seen him in years, but not a bad chap as I recall.)Anywho, I remember that was thing. Image had the artists. Valiant had the writers, and former Editor-in-Chief of Marvel Comics, Jim Shooter. I didn't catch too much of it myself. (I was always confused as to what to read in the "variant-cover-for- the-latest-super-villain-turned- anti-hero" days.) But my pals always doted on Valiant. They glowed at the adventures of Archer and Armstrong, Turok, and, of course, Doctor Mirage. Eventually, I did get a chance to look in on some the work they did, and I don't remember being displeased. I'll certainly have to check it out. Am I... Am I required to say First? I don't know the etiquette.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Where is Transformers:The Movie 2 (animated)??

    by GibsonUSA

    I've been waiting 20 years.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:38 a.m. CST

    You know what is good?

    by micturatingbenjamin

    Fucking New Frontiers....The new WB cartoon. Holy shit, Hal Jordan is the frookin MAN in that one. It's awesome from top to bottom: Angel plays Hal Jordan and Agent Dale Cooper plays Superman, and XENA! plays Wonder Woman. Add to this the same feeling of this should be a real live action flick, and the best damned depiction of Martian Manhunter in the world, that gets my money.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:40 a.m. CST

    I will only buy this if it has the He-Man "Filmation" intro.

    by GibsonUSA

    You!<BR><BR> Seriously, I will get it if it has that lol, even with the Ferngully 2 quality animation.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Turok 2: Seeds of Evil was a badass game

    by Han Cholo

    Had some awesome kills and was a great 1st person shooter for the n64. Too bad I never beat it but it was one of the best 1st person shooters I played. Sadly, the others weren't up to par but the new Turok game looks like it could be dope.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Yeah Turok 2 was awesome.

    by GibsonUSA

    Too bad the other ones were mediocre. I had Turok 2 for console and PC and it was much so that I bought Turok 1...and ended up playing that one only once. Then after that they all sucked. Turok 2 is almost like Resident Evil 2, a part 2 that completely stands out (even though other RE's were great too).

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:13 a.m. CST


    by OptimusCrime

    Another rave? About an even more obscure (DTV, no less) movie? Is Harry in a perpetual state of awe every time any kind of moving picture is placed before his eyes? Is anyone with me here, or am I just some hateful dick? Harry runs a great site, but man his reviews are worthless.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:20 a.m. CST

    My God this looks like crap.

    by skywalkerfamily

    Looks like every cartoon I watched in the seventies.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Looks cool. When will it be availably to buy?

    by Amadeo Zeller

    Anybody knows?

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:24 a.m. CST

    The new game...

    by Henry Fool

    I'm assuming that this release is related to the new Turok game that's being coming out this February. If that's the case, then I hope they put as much effort into the game as the tie in. This sounds kind of cool...

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Oooops *Available*

    by Amadeo Zeller


  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:32 a.m. CST

    optimus crime


    I watch about 5 things on DVD a day - of the stuff I have seen this weekend - this is the singular title I'd recommend. Of course - most of those other titles were sub-indie titles that were crap. Although the worst pieces of shit I've seen were MR WOODCOCK, WEDDING DAZE, HILLARY THE MOVIE... that's just in the past week though

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:55 a.m. CST

    So, now we love everything?

    by Kragmose

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 3:37 a.m. CST

    Great...but where's Mori's Cloverfield review

    by Kirbymanly

    It's been promised for days now

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 3:48 a.m. CST

    yeh yeh

    by quantize

    is it GENRE REDEFINING in the way JJ puts a box in a box?

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 4:49 a.m. CST

    What are you kidding me?

    by kungfuhustler84

    How could anyone not love Indians and dinosaurs together? I'm buying this release day, no question, if only so I can show my kids as soon as they are old enough to process that much glory.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 5:10 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see more of this kind of stuff here-

    by sonnyfern

    -you guys cover big budget stuff too much, would nice if more underground out of nowhere discoverys like this were brought to light here...

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 5:10 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see more of this kind of stuff here-

    by sonnyfern

    -you guys cover big budget stuff too much, would nice if more underground out of nowhere discoverys like this were brought to light here...

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 5:46 a.m. CST

    Wouldn't get my hopes up, Henry Fool

    by vikingkitty

    I played the demo of the new game for the PS3 a few days ago. It was average at best. Big disappointment for me; I canceled my pre-order. I really miss the N64 days.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 6 a.m. CST


    by Yeti

    But at least they had the foresight to hire an actual "First Nations" actor to voice Turok to avoid the bitching and whinning.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 6:28 a.m. CST

    Harry is a shill

    by Internet Thug

    everyone knows this so no one takes anything he says seriously we just laugh at his antics and pat him on the head.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:14 a.m. CST

    needs some danny trejo!

    by ironic_name

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:16 a.m. CST kinda like Rambo with Dinosausrs. Cool!!!

    by JDanielP

    I've long thought that the Turok material could be great fun on the BIG SCREEN, in the right hands, with the right effects technology and a large enough budget. For the part of Turok,...there should be a search for a true Indian-American. I mean, this is sorta like looking for the right actor to play Superman, you know? ...And how cool would it be if they found someone that was as dedicated as Sly Stallone, back in the day of those Rambo sequels? Rambo, in his physical prime, an environment of dinosaurs as cool as any in "JURASSIC PARK" and Jackson's "KING KONG" with be...oh, man, that would be so awesome, in the right hands. I'm over 40 and this still sounds like it could be one of the coolest things in the right hands, as a huge summer blockbuster. The video games have been fun. But a movie?! Now...THAT...I would be extremely excited about. Especially if all the right elements came together to make it as great as it could be. And sprinkle in some Indiana Jones, while you're at it.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:17 a.m. CST

    This reminds me of the old Steppenwolf game...


    ...which I think you can still play over at Warner Brothers web site.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:37 a.m. CST

    A live action Turok would be great

    by grampageezer

    Loved the Dell Turoks back in the day, along with Magnus, Robot Fighter. Now if only someone would come out with a live-action version of Magnus, or a "Dinosaurs and Cadillacs" movie, or John Carter of Mars, or RHH's Alric....

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:42 a.m. CST

    Why not let the same guy direct live action?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...if the animation is just OK, but what really rocks is the intense storytelling why not not give the animation director a shot?...why bring up the usual big name directors right away?...

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:43 a.m. CST

    Bring on X-O Manowar!

    by teethgnasher

    That shit rocks!

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:48 a.m. CST

    Turok rules, I am stupid

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    loved the first two turok games, even part 3's multiplayer was sweet(though nowhere near perfect dark or quake), and yet I knew of no comic. I feel ignorant.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 7:59 a.m. CST

    An All-Native American SciFi/Fantasy would rock

    by zinc_chameleon

    and have a huge following in Asia. No white people please. Even more, imagine mixing Adam Beach (Canadian Native) and the Ong Bak crowd (Tony Jaa, Jeeja). And definitely, tap into the huge amount of Native American artists waiting to break into the film industry. Don't know what it's like in the U.S., but here in Canada they're the *best* when it comes to naturalistic fine arts.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 8:08 a.m. CST

    idonotseekabanning, yeah dude

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    the Turok would hunt whales.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 8:19 a.m. CST

    I'm Suspicious

    by A-COD

    I don't know Harry. I get sucked into these animated snore fests every time. Avengers, Superman, Iron Man, Dungeons and Dragons etc. They always end up being terrible. I'm not even looking forward to Justice League: The New Frontier. I hate to be bitter, how many dissapointments can one take in a row? I'll try Turok, which wasn't even on my radar screen, but considering I got bored watching the 60 second youtube trailer I'm not holding out much hope. It's hard to believe out of the Valiant properties it was Turok and not Magnus Robot Fighter that became a hot property.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    On The Subject Of New Animated DTV...

    by Prague23

    I've heard no mention of the 'cool news' regarding the first (that I'm aware of) video adaptation of a Dragonlance novel - 'Dragons of Autumn Twilight' which was released last Tuesday(? I think). <p> If you want my review...<p> 'D.O.A.T.' suffers in a lot of ways and is in no way relatively good. A huge problem is pacing. Another is the poor combined use of 3D and 2D animation (2D heroes fighting much more impressive looking 3D bad guys?! - WTF?!) It also left out tons of stuff (although not entire characters a la LOTR) and every other conversation was about Tanis' half-bred heritage or someone's lack of faith in some god. Everything from the novel was glossed over or fast-forwarded through. The end battle doesn't even adhere to the rules of common sense because, I swear to god, at the point when there's an entire army of draconians closing in, due to exposition, this army disappears until the audience is told enough info to fill in the gaps the film neglects to show us through action, then 'unpauses' the army's assault to continue the battle.<p> Not even Kiefer Sutherland voicing Raistlin (the foundation of my desire to watch it) was able to save this adaption from ultimately disappointing in almost every possible way. <p> It's redeeming value is, like with Turok, perhaps this is some kind of testing ground for possibly a life-action production of some sort. <p> Or, if this series continues (so far only the 1st of the Dragon's Trilogy has been released, I have no idea if the other 2 are in the works or not), hopefully someone will realize that 'THE LEGEND OF (Motherf-ing) HUMA' is the best f-ing story in the entire Dragonlance universe and that needs to be on deck for whatever adaptation, DTV or cinematic, the TSR folks are planning next.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Loved the games

    by BetaSword

    Well, i actually played all Turok games on N64 and GC, and I'm wondering, if i might get me a Copy of the Actual PC-Title. Well, as it goes for this animated Turok, it seems, that it's quite good and Turok-typically bloody. BTW: The German Located PC-Versions of 1&2 were ugly censored(Aiden replaced with a Robot in the Multiplayer-Game), rendering them less interesting than the unlocalized N64-Versions(if I blast a Grenade on a Raptor, I expect dismemberment) As far as it goes for me, I'm pro this Film.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    I sent you a review on Turok in November '07.

    by Uncapie

    Its well animated and faithful to the comic books in story. Extremely violent with lots battles, dinosaurs, neanderthal creatures, double-crosses, etc. Definetely for adults or fans of the comics.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    I'm waiting for the BRAVESTARR live-action flick...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Bipedal horse sidekick 30/30 with a sawed-off shotgun, voiced by Vin Diesel or Sam Shepard, would kick Turok's butt ANY day! >:)

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:22 a.m. CST

    PS3 and XBox 360

    by Kingdaddy

    The new Turok game comes out in a week or so... Looks pretty good.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:31 a.m. CST

    The Marvel Avengers and Iron Man animated were crap.

    by rbatty024

    If anyone wants a decent DTV Animated then check out the two Hellboy cartoons. They're easily the best DTV out there. Hell, they're better than most feature films.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:37 a.m. CST

    Hellboy: Animated raised the bar

    by HudLives

    for staight to DVD toons as far as I'm concerned.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    From the Makers of "Turok: Son of a Bitch."

    by Read and Shut Up

    Not the best voice talent, but it looks promising.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Smoke Signals with Dinosaurs

    by Staldo

    This is cool did Native Americans end up in Dinosaur world? Isn't this like Zulus vs. robots? Now if only they could do a Conan animated movie, where he isn't saddled with a bunch of kids to protect or something stupid and neutering like that.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Turokalypse Now

    by ArcadianDS

    You got 32 DVDs to review, and we get THIS ONE?<p> Next time, skip directly to the latest video of whatever team sport that Air Bud is trying to master - Like Irish Skittles or Carpet Bowls.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:59 a.m. CST

    this is

    by MacTard420

    timed to release around the new game coming out on 360/PS3. the game is getting some good early buzz. Maybe Turok is coming back in a big way! I would love to see a badass Turok movie. We need more dinosaur movies, damnit!! Dino Riders, Denver the Last Dinosaur, maybe even Primal Rage: The Movie!

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11 a.m. CST


    by ArcadianDS

    In Northern America, fossilized dinosaur tracks have been located along with human tracks on the same riverbed stones, lending many to believe that on this continent, mankind was walking upright during the age of the dinosaurs, so Turok isn't exactly hard to accept as a concept.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Turock the Boat, baby

    by HudLives


  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11:01 a.m. CST

    We already have the Turok movie.

    by ArcadianDS

    its called 20,000 BC and it looks like it includes lots of mammoths and the bad guys from 300.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    OMG it doesn't look wooden at all hehe!

    by Orionsangels

    looks like every garbage cartoon ever produced for saturday mornings NEXT!

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Mark Dacascos for TUROK

    by IAmLegolas

    And, heck, throw in Christophe Gans to direct, what else does he have better to do right now?<P>And speaking of Direct-to-DVD animation, check out the HELLBOY ones. The first one's good, but the second one is GREAT. Can't wait for the 3rd.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Next up?

    by Kid Z

    ... an animated version of that whscked out 1980's DC comic about a native american warrior fighting Vikings alongside Merlin and Charlemagne (what the hell was that thing called, anyway?)

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Primal Rage: The Movie!

    by Evil Lincoln

    Make sure to show the monsters for only 3 minutes through the whole film. You don't want to give away too much and it cuts way down on the FX budget!

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    horrible animation

    by jccalhoun

    wow. that's some bad drawering there. How about some detail there, Mr. Animator? How about some tweening of the frames? <br><br>I'm hoping that the story is enough to make up for the crappy animation in that trailer. I'll put it in my netflix queue though and give it a chance.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    This doesn't do much for me.

    by elharlock

    Looks okay, but the design and animation reminds me of "Heavy Metal 2000"/"F.A.K.K.2", or whatever you want to call it. At least that one had some boobies though.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    you guys are true faggots to bash something because it's a carto

    by troutpencil

    (and not anime) Seriously dickweeds, you don't qualify as nerds at all. At least not interesting nerds. Real genre-fans (nerds) are interested in anything that features carnage filled battles between ____ and dinosaurs. The fact that Turok is a famous property makes it more interesting. And if the animation is as good as Batman: The Animated Series or the Superman series or the Justice League series, it's going to be fucking great. You people are really awful I mean it. You pretend to be interested in fantasy and action and scifi stuff but you shun it for bullshit reasons. One of the only genuine fantasy movies ever made is Fire and Ice, but it's animated (rotoscoped) so you'd probably never see it and mock it. Continue living in your boring insular world motherfuckers.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:27 p.m. CST


    by Staldo

    I'm sure there is a whole subset of people here who appreciate the hell out of Bakshi's work. I consider the motion tracking of stuff like Beowulf, and the computerized stuff from A Scanner Darkly the natural successor to rotoscoping, which I wish had produced more coherent films aside from Fire and Ice. "making sense" was never Bakshi's strong point.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    The problem with the animated movie.

    by Uncapie

    Moms will freakout because their little precious will see arms getting chopped off, arrows being fired into the flesh and penetrating deep, skulls being crushed open with tomahawks and such. Lots of blood and gratuitous violence. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the movie and it is faithful to the comic books, but the problem is the film has a limited audience. Either original fans of the comic who are between 45-55 or the resurgence of it back in the eighties, 30-40 will appreciate this. Mainstream audiences won't have a clue who Turok is. But, then if they made it PC and Turok made friends with the Neaderthals and dinosaurs, we'd have fucking "Doctor Dolittle."

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 2:53 p.m. CST

    also, new game has nothing to do with comic

    by Staldo

    in the new game, Turok is some kind of generic commando. Maybe there's a twist and he discovers his Indian heritage or something, but I'm pretty sure they are getting away from the "Dinosaurs and Indians" motif

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST


    by mattforce7

    that looks so violent and epic, talk about viking shit

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Fire and Ice

    by troutpencil

    Has a very rushed and generic plotline. When you're watching it you know what the general story is about because it's so typical of fantasy, but it sprints through everything without putting any meat on it. Evil glacier empire, young untested hero who has to challenge emperor/sorcerer/villain, hot evil sorceress chick, the aged badass death-dealer dude, etc. We know where it's going but it doesn't do the job of storytelling very well. But still, it's one of the best fantasy movies we have, mainly because the competition is so weak. (My favorites are Excalibur and Conan the Barbarian.) I liked Beowulf for a lot of the same reasons I like Fire and Ice. And I truly dislike that people dismiss Beowulf and Fire and Ice and this Turok movie because they're presented as animation. This is cool stuff we're getting, and you've got to embrace what you can get.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    the first Turok game was a love-hate thing

    by smackfu

    It made me feel nauseous after about an hour of playing, it was so retardedly huge and difficult. But it had an incredible atmosphere and sense of isolation to it, hard to describe but it had a personality that few FPS are able to achieve. I hope this comes out on Wii Virtual Console soon...

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Turok of the Hill People!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Hi. I'm Turak of the Hill People.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Hey Troutpencil

    by A-COD

    I finally caught Conan the Barbarian on DVD the other day. It was weak, started cool but completely fell apart at the end. Anyone that disagrees is lying to themselves. As for Trouts earlier rant, don't forget to take your Ridilin before you post next time. Harry shouldn't let 5th graders post, ecspecially if they are going to call people MFers. We all love to be entertained, but cheap animation is insulting. They should have literally cut a corner off of the screen on the Marvel Animated DVDs. I hate when people rip an audience for turning their back on garbage. It's like the new Alien vs Predator bombing. Audiences love Aliens and Predators, but don't insult us. Make a good one and we'll come but don't think you can pass off anything. While I'm in full out rant mode, one more point. Can we stop with the "my franchise is better than your franchise nonsense? Even if I were to concede Star Wars is better than Star Trek (I'm not) Does that mean I can't watch Star Trek? I don't get what you idiots mean with that. OK, rant over.

  • Jan. 21, 2008, 10:44 p.m. CST


    by Uncapie

    Don't forget a cameo from the ever-lovin', "Skeletor" too! I have to go back and watchmy super-duper., Blu-Ray/HD DVD hybrid of, the "Kwiki Koala Show" about the adventures of a slow talking, yet fast moving Koala bear. Those eucalyptus leaves are addicting. Just say "no" kids!

  • Jan. 22, 2008, 5:23 a.m. CST

    Played the new Turok game demo.

    by Stalkeye

    looks like another generic first person shooter..I'll stick to Call of duty 4 thank you very much.

  • Jan. 22, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    TUROK and GOLDENEYE on the N64

    by Big Dumb Ape those were some fun times.<p>As well as proof positive that gaming isn't about core processing power, it's about making GOOD FUN GAMES.

  • Jan. 23, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    There was obviously

    by Bob Dobbs

    a wad of cash shoved in the DVD case for you, HeadShill. Another crappy review of a crappy product.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 2:30 a.m. CST


    by Tony fucknuts

    Vin diesel voicing 30-30? You fucking GENIUS.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 5:16 a.m. CST

    New Turok Game

    by acorvey25

    I tested the PS3 version. It has almost nothing to do with the comic series and the original N64 game. You play as an Indian space marine who crash lands on a planet filled with dinos. That's right... alien dinosaurs. Sure, knifing raptors is fun and all but you reach overload when you do it 8 hours a day for 4 months.

  • Jan. 25, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Nifty blog entry on Turok

    by kalel21

    I ran across a neat blog entry on the old Turok comics at You have to jump back to the November entries to find it.

  • May 16, 2008, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Okay, months later, like anyone is gonna read this

    by enoodle123

    I just watched the Turok movie, and damn is Harry isn't right. Badass with a capital B. Splendid. Seriously. Netflix immediately.