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First Five Minutes of TEETH for you to sink yours into!
Hey folks, Harry here -- TEETH is coming soon - this Thursday - AICN is hosting with FANTASTIC FEST - a screening of the film with the director at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE SOUTH! I'm very jazzed to see this - even if it is nearly a year after it debuted at SUNDANCE before our own salty Seaman's eyes. Quint is again headed to the AICN Sundance Love Nest with our own Kraken and Rav... I can not wait to see what they pry open this time! Here ya go...
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Saw it at Sundance. Embarrassing.
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I'm not a virgin anymore hahaha
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or so I thought. Damn, you guys are quick. Shit.
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Except for the person who was ironically 'first' and made a genuine contribution, and the person right before me. The rest? Cunts.
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I don't get it... when did AICN become Access Hollycrap?
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BAD!oh my god!And the opening music is funny.And the DP`s name is WOLFGANG!Should be FUN!(in a bad-good way)
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Because this film think of itself as "edgy," and it's also about a vagina, meaning the powers that be get a chance to do their two favorite things: 1) come off as true "film" people, and 2) talk about pussy.
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And believe me, Kurt Russell was definitely not laughing.
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A chick with teeth in her crotch? Wow, I am truly shocked and amazed. I guess next we'l have to sit through Eli Roth's Hook's, in which a guy has hooks coming out of his dick which he use to torture women with. I'm sure he's already had an idea (His Thanksgiving trailer did have a cheerleader getting a knife up her pussy) and i'm positive it would be championed by this site. What the fuck man? I mean seriously, a movie about a bitch with teeth in her twat, really? The Oscars have a new contender this year.
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It had to be said
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Where's Mori to denounce this film as misogynistic women hating?
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George Lucas you've been surpassed.
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and is a fun (and singular) teen comedy. Oh, and it has some genital amputations, too! :-P
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Keeps your cock glistening so you can find it later.
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Any real dude in that speech crowd would have said "hell ya" when she asked if they wanted to pork some slut.
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in her hoo-haa. why in the name of cute little baby jesus would i watch this?
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Friggin' uni-tooth punk kid. "C'mon, show your terrible actor dad the finger you use to stroke your 'roid." Wow, now THOSE were some exciting credits.
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Shut yer prude bitch mouth.
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why didnt anyone tell me not to click play? thanks for wasting my time jackoffs
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Jan 14, 2008 8:14:45 PM CST
i was watching... Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night
by seekshelter
and they showed the trailer for this during one of the commercial breaks..haha clearly a mistake was made.
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1. (start of video) "THUUUUH SIIIIMMMMPSONS!"
2. It's been a long time since I saw a monster's zipper.
3. Have the sexual undertones of firsters' comments ever been so funny. How quick you guys are indeed.
4. Holy crap! After all this time that I've mostly been away, liljuniorbrown is STILL bitching about Roth. Dude, at this point the best thing to do is ignore the guy if you hate his movies. He lives off controversy and as much as I'd like to see him make a good horror film, he's not living up to his hype.
5. Heh... whip it... whip it good.
6. I would have loved to seen a Rabid era Cronenberg tackle this subject. Instead, it looks like a follow up to Corn. Ah, Corn... what wonders wait on the straight-to-DVD-shelf!
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from Clerks 2. If gap-teeth is the villain, then who is the hero?
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A brunette with bad breath. And acting.
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the sequel.
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Hey, the boys father is the computer guy from the 1984 ultra cheese computer movie Electric Dreams.
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Bet that little boy grew up to be gay...
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This movie will make more guys squirm than Brokeback Mountain.
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Rosemary's Baby... The Exorcist... The Shining... The Blair Witch Project... TEETH! Seems like a perfectly logical progression, doesn't it? (where are the fucking sarcasm tags?)
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...it bit.
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would I see this stupid idea for a movie.
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Can the children stop the infantile habit of commenting on commenting as well as the premature primary grade effort to post the irrelevant first. -rhetorical so don't get a boner, nebulous newbsters. Oh, shiggas, I'm an hypocritical biznitch myself, so STOP IT!
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That little boy grew up to be the assf**ker villain of this movie lol
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..need to stop now.
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MOLES! MOLES! MOLES! MOLES! MOLES!!!!Bud Cort is a genius!!!
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A prude? Why cause I think a movie like this is scrapping the barrell of good idea's? Well that's me and the rest of the talkbackers so far. Have fun on opening night,you'll have the place to yourself.
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am i right or am i right? i'm right, right? right.
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The last post i mentioned him before this was months ago at best, but still in all I have let this sites once championing of a waste of space get the best of me.To clear up my above posts since fuckwads like jfp2007 might be confused, My opinion was that this movie just sounds retarted on all levels and looks to be almost unwatchable. The idea is a funny one, just looks to be poorly executed. So there you go.
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Jan 15, 2008 11:16:04 AM CST
BREAKING NEWS: Teen Boys release shot-for-shot remake of Teeth
by arcadiands
What these stalwart teens lacked in big hollywood blockbuster money they made up for with passion, determination, and a little bit of luck. Over a span of two weekends, during which 8 additional sequels to Teeth were released Directly to Video and Comcast On-Demand services, these two teen boys accomplished what most can only dream of: a shot-for-shot tribute remake of the dark comedy movie "Teeth". According to the director of the movie, they're not going to sue these boys because their movie might actually be BETTER than the original. Also, they wanted to once again remind everyone that their movie wasn't a comedy.
"It started out as just a goof for Youtube but when we were at Walgreens last October and saw a platic package of fake vamipire teeth in the toy aisle, we knew this was going to become something bigger." The boys were often discouraged by adults who felt that such an amibitious project might eventually interfere with normal teenage development. One of the mothers even expressed concerns that the only vagina his son had ever seen by his 23rd birthday was a paper mache prop fitted with plastic toy vampire teeth from Walgreens. "I mean, I love my son like any mother, but he didn't even make it VERTICAL. Who ever heard of a horizontal vagina?!"
Despite having to omit certain action scenes due to real world limitations (they were too young to buy rubber penises at the local adult store), the movie was shown at a regional film expo in Austin Texas. "It was the surprise hit of Butt-Numb-A-Thon Forty-Seven, says Mrs Knowles who was awarded ownership of the event and its companion website after a drawn out divorce over 'marital differences'. "It completely overshadowed our other mainstream showings of Hostel XVII, Shaun of the Diary of the Dead, and four other films by the surviving members of Broken Lizard. It even had more of a crowd reaction than Cloverfield: The Animated Muppet Musical Adventure. Because they didn't pay us to talk about their tribute project, we naturally didn't hype the bejeesus out of it on AICN.com - so we're kinda puzzled that it did so well. I mean, we REALLY pumped the hell out of Hostel XVII and i dont think anyone even stayed to watch it.
Rumors are circulating that the boy's next project will be a shot for shot remake of Harry' Knowles angioplasty surgery video. "We're too young to buy a real heart, but thats okay - Mr. Knowles didn't have one either." -
there are some funky typos. it wasn't prepared in advance - something I like to call 'stream-of-comedy'
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a movie about a vag with teeth, which, due to censoring, we'll never actually see. Twat did you say? Count me out.
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Four of which is chewing the fat and the opening credits. The rest of which is: "Huh? This is supposed to make me want to see this thing?"
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TAKE A LOOK HERE http://tinyurl.com/ytg8t7 AND http://tinyurl.com/2dkn9x HERE
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she takes her panties off? If they do, is there an approximation of "Quint"?
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I don't care if it's quirky and different from the mainstream. It's just a weird dumb idea. Because it was so out there I decided to watch the first five minutes. They did nothing to dispel my opinion. I won't even be renting this (and I rent everything).
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and sat next to Owen Glieberman of EW. At least 3 penises were chomped off in the film (one even fed to the owner's pit bull). Many scenes caused the audience members (at least the males) to cover their groins reflexively Pretty fucked up.
But at the end I looked over at Owen and he was smiling, so I guess it was o.k. (true story, BTW)
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Except this one is supposedly pretty damn scary. Called "Paranormal Activity".
Got tickets to see this at Slamdance on the 18th. Trailer's on youtube:
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This looks and sounds hilarious and cool. I'm amazed at how many of you guys are so against this, I would've thought it'd be just the kind of thing AICNers would latch onto. Then again, maybe a vagina dentata themed teen sex/horror film about the terrifying unknown between a woman's legs hits a bit too close to home for some of you. :^D
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or maybe its just dumb.
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to find a co-star willing to have his dick bitten off. I mean, the money-shot will be totally ruined.
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for the first time in the history of the universe somebody has a different opinion about something than you do... I know hard to wrap your brain around right?
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And Vagina Dentata: what small boys and immature men imagine are in a woman's "special place"...
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ok maybe im a few hours late :)
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Nope. Sounds like some garbage some deranged teen might dream up as being "cool". And of course...Harry...who laps up all shit...laps this up too.
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Jan 16, 2008 5:37:46 PM CST
Winner Of The Palm De Or Prize at 'The Sigmund Freud Film Festi
by skoobyx
Although personally I preferred 'Attack of the Fifty Foot Cigar'
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... pulled the idea of a snizz with teeth out of his ass. When in fact the idea comes from the myth of "Vagina Dentata" that exists in almost every mythological tradition you can name. It's one of the old old stories that seem to cross all cultural and historical lines; kind of like the myth of "the virgin that gives birth to the hero". Vagina Dentata is the polar opposite of misogynistic.
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THEY BITE, one of the quintessential cult films of the 80 had an unforgettable vagina dentata scene. I smell a rip-off.
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