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AICN & Fantastic Fest present: TEETH with director Mitchell Lichtenstein live in person... FREE!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Neil Cumpston recently called CLOVERFIELD the movie where the pussy eats you out - but ya know what - that was pure hyperbole. Here... we have a film that really is a pussy that eats you out! And only Aint It Cool and Fantastic Fest will bring you the pussy that eats you to eat you and thrill you and entertain you. Shit - this pussy can do just about anything I bet and I can't wait to see it! I'll see you there!

The Ain't It Cool News crew offer up this celebratory super- screening to give thanks to those who have helped support the greatest film festival in the world- FANTASTIC FEST!!! At 7:00PM on Thursday, January 17th, at the Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar, past and future Fantastic Fest Badge-Holders are invited to join us (for free!) to experience all the horror, humor and general disturbia of the highly anticipated dentata-rama TEETH. And director Mitchell Lichtenstein will be there live in person to answer all your questions after the show! We haven't even seen the film yet, but we can already think of a few good questions to ask...can you? Comment below with some questions you'd like to ask Mitchell Lichtenstein! Tickets are available now to Fantastic Fest Badge-holders. Badge-holders whose email addresses are confirmed to receive the Alamo Newsletter have already received an email with instructions. Come Monday, January 14th, any remaining tickets will be up for grabs. If you'd like to see the show, send a message (on Monday!) to Info at OriginalAlamo.Com with the word 'TOOTHY' in the subject line and your name. Remaining reservations will be distributed on a first sent, first served basis. However, if you don't receive confirmation of your reservation, don't panic! As history has proven, people reserve tickets and, for some lame reason or another, they don't show up. To compensate for this no-show factor, we will have a stand-by line for folks who want it bad enough. If you have the desire and the will, absolutely consider the stand-by line as a viable solution to your otherwise toothless evening. Seriously, a good bet for the brave. Join the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema for yet another Ain't It Cool News and Fantastic Fest event to honor…you, the pure-of-heart cinephiles who eat, breathe and dream movies. If you haven't yet picked up your Fantastic Fest 2008 badge, there are still a few left. But not for long! High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad-boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the subject of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth. See ya there!
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  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:46 p.m. CST

    First

    by Cpt. Arnoldo

    vag chompers

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:47 p.m. CST

    see ya there

    by birdy birdman

    FLAME ON for this one fosho

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:47 p.m. CST

    wow

    by BadMrWonka

    saw a preview of this, and it looked more weird than good...

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:48 p.m. CST

    wow

    by BadMrWonka

    saw a preview of this, and it looked more weird than good...

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:48 p.m. CST

    wow

    by BadMrWonka

    saw a preview of this, and it looked more weird than good...

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:51 p.m. CST

    sorry

    by BadMrWonka

    AICN has been a little slow today...<p>honestly though, I heard about this film, and I thought it might be funny...but then I saw a preview of this before There Will Be Blood, and it just looked really mundane and sophomoric, and but for the gag of the vagina teeth, it seemed to be just another dumb teenage-appealing horror movie.

  • Jan. 11, 2008, 11:57 p.m. CST

    FANTASTIC FEST 2008

    by birdy birdman

    HOLLLLLLLLLLA

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Bad breath?

    by Horace Cox

    Would you go to a gynecologist or a dentist? And I don't even want to think about braces... [shudder!]

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Ouch...

    by vettebro

    That is some sharp pussy!

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 12:57 a.m. CST

    One of the nicest surprises at Sundance 07.

    by Bungion Boy

    Wish I could go to this. If the premise is described to you, you imagine a certain kind of movie, and probably not a good one. But it's so much better than you this. And Jess Weixler gives a fantastic performance. Not a great performance for a horror movie. Just a great performance period. I hope this film becomes an underground hit and hope she has a long career ahead of her.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 1 a.m. CST

    I have a comment...

    by vettebro

    I don't want to see dicks in movies. I don't want to see them naked, cut off, bit off whatever. Most of the horror movie goers are dudes. Except for some of you gay guys out there, no man wants to see dick. I don't know what Eli Roth was thinking in Hostel 2 with two gratuitous dick shots. Ever since the bath tub scene in "I spit on your grave", I haven't had the need to see dicks cut off. Just sayin...

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 2:54 a.m. CST

    dogphart3000

    by BadMrWonka

    what about jackoffs with cheeto crumbs on their little peckers, afraid to come out of the house and face the real world? do you guys have a movie?<p>Transformers?

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 4:19 a.m. CST

    I'm A FF VIP Badge Holder and I Didn't Get One

    by VWantsRevenge

    I didn't get any email about this. I'm pissed. I got the stupid update for Jan 14th, but I didn't get anything about tickets to TEETH. Thanks guys! Nice.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 4:41 a.m. CST

    And the Oscar for dumbest piece of movie shit goes to...

    by LargoJr

    [Teeth] - "Oh my GAWD!! Im SO HAPPY! I can't believe I WON?!?!?! *crys*. Seriously.. WTF? When I saw the preview for this, I was CERTAIN it was a gag, possibly part of a reunion of the Wayan Brothers to make another scary movie. I mean.. seriously.. I expected the Gynecologist to start pulling out peanut butter jars and old license plates! This was made for one reason, and for one reason only... too scare da kids from playin wid da COOTCHIE!! It's a conspiracy I tells yas! Though, I AM curious... does she douche, or use mouthwash? Can she chew gum? Blow Bubbles? And you thought it hurt bad when YOU bit your cheek? Dentists visits must be awkward too... and I bet the other kids stare when she sucks on the lollypop after.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 4:46 a.m. CST

    "It hurts so good..."

    by NoodlesHahn

    Good reference, vettebro. I Spit on Your Grave deserves to be in this TB.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 4:50 a.m. CST

    Braces?

    by LargoJr

    *PING!* (vip!) Damnit... lost another rubber band and poked out little Jimmy's eye at the same time :( . I'm NEVER gonna get a date for the prom *sob*

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 4:56 a.m. CST

    I still believe Sex & the City: The Movie

    by NoodlesHahn

    is more harmful to men's junk than Teeth.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 5:57 a.m. CST

    THIS MOVIE IS A RIPOFF

    by Fish Tank

    Edo Van Belkom (a great Canadian horror writer) wrote a novel called "Teeth" in 2001, about - guess what - a girl with teeth in her vag that kills people/eats tallywhakers. He better get credit for at least the inspiration for this. When I looked at the credits, he hasn't yet.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 8:10 a.m. CST

    I have 2 fantastic fest badges for 08

    by BDT

    And didn't receive an email AND I did check my junk folder. Harry...you sure these invites went out?

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Great Idea for the sequel....

    by Kentucky Colonel

    Teeth II....BRACES!

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    There should be an ad for this on this site!

    by tonagan

    You know, up in the top right hand corner, distracting you while you try to read other things. It would be even better if little kids were running across your screen, too.

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Can't resist the Yakov

    by KCMOSHer

    In Russia, you don't eat the pussy, the pussy eats you!

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    i have a badge

    by birdy birdman

    and i got the e-mail so whatever you were doing drafthouse keep doin it!!!

  • Jan. 12, 2008, 7:58 p.m. CST

    I knew a gal down south...

    by Cornholio_By_The_Sea

    that had teeth in her cootchie...if she really liked you , she would let you hold the tobacco plug for her while she bit off a chew....

  • Jan. 13, 2008, 2:06 a.m. CST

    this movie sucks

    by s0nicdeathmonkey

    funny first half filled with excellent dark humor quickly devolves into a misogynistic mess wherein ALL men are rapists and no woman can have sex for pleasure. However, the skeezy brother and his anal sex subplot are a bright spot.

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 12:31 a.m. CST

    I want to see it but the ads

    by zooch

    saying it's the new Rosemary's Baby, the Exocist or The Shining are fucking LAME.

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 7:46 a.m. CST

    Damnit

    by Series7

    Fucking been waiting to see this and the Signal for at least a year now. Same with TWBB and Southland Tales. Fuck if you are not going to release a movie nation wide, why wait so long to go to DVD then? I think the Signal will actually get into theaters next month though.

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Did I ever tell you about...

    by bingo the clown

    the man who taught his asshole to talk?

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Little Miss Plan 9 From Outer Space.

    by ArcadianDS

    For pumping this deflated balloon of a movie into a flaccid, golf-ball sized party favor?<p> The only thing this movie is missing are random shots of Count Drakula flailing his cape in an unkempt back yard.

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Fuck you haters!

    by Knuckleduster

    The day it's a bad idea to make a movie about a poon with teeth is the day that Mark Steven Johnson wins a Best Director Oscar. Never, I say! Never!

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Bingo, now seriously....

    by Darth Macchio

    When can assholes be taught anything?

  • Jan. 14, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    There are worse movies being made...

    by Reznik

    like any remake that wasnt based on 3:10 to Yuma.

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