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Professor Griffin says goodbye to the first horror host... Vampira...

The first REAL TV Horror Host has died. Vampira aka Maila Numri is gone.

A recipe for Vampira (as provided by Vampira herself):

2 oz. Theda Bara
(vamp, vamp)
2 oz. Morticia
(morbid Victorian)
3 oz. Norma Desmond
(Sunset Boulevard)
4 oz. Tallulah Bankhead
(the voice, dahling)
2 oz. Marilyn Monroe
(demons are a ghoul's best friend)
3 oz. Katherine Hepburn
(Victorian English)
2 oz. Bettie Davis
(mama, baby)
3 oz. Billie Burke
(dilettante)
3 oz. Marlene Dietrich
(singing voice)
8 oz. Bizarre pin-up
Add 3 lizard eggs, 2 mothballs and a glass eye from a pygmy. Shake
vigorously till steaming

She started here career as a model, actress and dancer in Hollywood, but her life was forever changed when she attended the Ball Caribe Masquerade Party in Hollywood in 1953. She attended dressed as a vampish character based on the Charles Addams drawing of Morticia from the New York Times. She beat out 2000 contestants in the costume contest and won first prize! She also won the attention of K- ABC channel 7 producer Hunt Stromberg Jr. He hired her to host the station's new late-night horror show, called what else? The Vampira Show!

The Horror Show premiered in 1954 and Vampira quickly got national attention. Fan clubs and magazine articles followed. Soon she was jet setting with Hollywood icons like James Dean and Marlon Brando. Unfortunately, she was fired from the studio after only just a year and a half. Why? Vampira claims she was blacklisted from Hollywood because she didn't cooperate with the Hollywood factory.

I'm not too sure what that means coming from a late-night TV Horror Hostess!.

There was an infamous Vampira tape that a good friend dupped for me in 2003 from the footage that HE got after joining the Creature Features group and securing the footage from a fan there (whew!) Originally in the possession of Dave (The Rocketer) Stevens, the TV footage is short but breathtaking.

To hear Vampira's voice! Never heard it before that tape. Very blue-blood, aristrocratic, and powerful. He body language...seductive yet creepy, (nothing wrong with that combo)and her humor....well, shall we say it is very appropriate for All Gallows Eve! (sorry, I was treading on Forry’s territory there)

I just wanted to say that seeing the footage, I'd have to say that Vampira DID have cause to sue Elvira. I mean, the opening, with the fog and candles and more importantly, that couch! It looked like the same one!
It has been said that Malia was on board Movie Macabre in the beginning and helped to develop it. But left after conflicts arose. I've also read that she was very difficult to work with. (Malia not Cassandra)

That tape footage is priceless, breathtaking and just plain fun. Oh, and as a special treat, Art Baker, the host of You Asked For It, introduces the footage in an old 'the history of channel 7' bit holding keys with faces emblazoned on them.

Great stuff.

RIP Vampira and thank you.
Prof. Griffin

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This place is a joke,
by godhatesyou
Jan 11th, 2008
03:10:27 PM
Who? What? At least Elvira lives on.
by Heckles
Jan 11th, 2008
03:16:13 PM
Pathetic requiem...Plan 9 anyone?
by Missing Dink
Jan 11th, 2008
03:23:27 PM
Lugosi in Ed wood said it best -
by Jugdish
Jan 11th, 2008
03:26:25 PM
RIP Vampira...
by JustinSane
Jan 11th, 2008
03:27:10 PM
Vampira was a True Icon...
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 11th, 2008
03:33:39 PM
I'd tittie fuck Elvira.....................
by crackerfarmboy
Jan 11th, 2008
03:34:10 PM
Had those conical '50s boobs
by skimn
Jan 11th, 2008
03:51:17 PM
Sad day indeed
by Frankenbastard
Jan 11th, 2008
03:59:49 PM
You've got the tape...
by Pi-Rate
Jan 11th, 2008
04:27:25 PM
Charles Addams drew for The New Yorker
by Jewfro_Bodine
Jan 11th, 2008
04:28:23 PM
Sad day indeed, part two
by roland13x
Jan 11th, 2008
04:46:44 PM
um, it's maila nurmi
by blonde redhead
Jan 11th, 2008
05:14:12 PM
um, it's maila nurmi
by blonde redhead
Jan 11th, 2008
05:14:26 PM
Love Vampira, Elvira not so much
by haggardatbest
Jan 11th, 2008
05:14:31 PM
Orson Welles gave Vampira the clap!
by Phenom
Jan 11th, 2008
05:15:23 PM
jeez
by BadMrWonka
Jan 11th, 2008
05:16:15 PM
Orson Welles gave Vampira the clap!
by Phenom
Jan 11th, 2008
05:17:07 PM
Titfucked
by darrenspool
Jan 11th, 2008
06:29:06 PM
I met her once
by mojoman69
Jan 11th, 2008
06:32:48 PM
You guys are fucking sick
by Dr. Egon Spengler
Jan 11th, 2008
07:02:33 PM
Prufreed Pleez.
by Spaceman Spliff
Jan 11th, 2008
07:03:33 PM
ABE VIGODA LAUGHS AT YOU ALL!!
by thelordofhell
Jan 11th, 2008
07:34:54 PM
Bye Vampira
by EvilGeek1
Jan 11th, 2008
09:00:49 PM
YouTube it. PLEASE.
by robogeek.com
Jan 11th, 2008
09:51:50 PM
was going to attack the necrophilia jokes here...
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 11th, 2008
10:16:05 PM
was going to attack the necrophilia jokes here...
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 11th, 2008
10:18:07 PM
damn double post
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 11th, 2008
10:18:52 PM
LANDAU: Look at those JUGS...!
by Osmosis Jones
Jan 11th, 2008
10:19:21 PM
Come Lay Beside Me
by Dataset
Jan 11th, 2008
11:11:05 PM
I thought she died in the 90's, still, RIP
by ironic_name
Jan 12th, 2008
12:27:56 AM
Only in an AICN obit...
by Alonzo Mosely
Jan 12th, 2008
12:32:31 AM
Was'nt there a song called "Vampira"
by Stalkeye
Jan 12th, 2008
01:29:00 AM
Bob Wilkins
by Frankenbastard
Jan 12th, 2008
01:32:53 AM
Sad day indeed Pt 3
by Frankenbastard
Jan 12th, 2008
01:35:54 AM
"There's a really nice dentist from Oxnard!"
by hktelemacher
Jan 12th, 2008
02:16:26 AM
RIP... in a wobbly gravestone.
by alucardvsdracula
Jan 12th, 2008
02:39:20 AM
Jack Kolby
by Frankenbastard
Jan 12th, 2008
03:14:53 AM
Theda Bara = Arab Death
by Prague23
Jan 12th, 2008
05:53:57 AM
A sad loss...
by Charlie & Tex
Jan 12th, 2008
05:56:33 AM
It is hard to mourn someone you don't know
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 12th, 2008
07:49:43 AM
She was The First Lady of Horror Television...
by Otter
Jan 12th, 2008
11:52:30 AM
Somebody needs to youtube that tape to show the world.
by Mike_D
Jan 12th, 2008
01:15:20 PM
woops, I guess they are in youtube after all.
by Mike_D
Jan 12th, 2008
01:52:59 PM
MandalorianSage... may I call you Mandy?
by PROF IKAMONO
Jan 12th, 2008
03:16:30 PM
What, you can't even post a picture of her?
by tonyd1411
Jan 12th, 2008
05:35:17 PM
I miss the regional horror hosts....
by conspiracy
Jan 13th, 2008
12:39:54 AM
Vampira the Movie
by Blood T Cat
Jan 13th, 2008
08:47:28 AM
RIP Vampira
by Knuckleduster
Jan 13th, 2008
11:54:50 AM
R.I.P.
by TattooedBillionaire
Jan 13th, 2008
12:34:55 PM
Vampira Ghoul of My Dreams
by Hollywoodranchmarket
Jan 13th, 2008
08:53:52 PM
saw the clip
by ArcadianDS
Jan 14th, 2008
09:52:52 AM
"I think she's a honey."
by Rev. Slappy
Jan 14th, 2008
11:41:02 AM
Sorry folks
by ProfGriffin
Jan 15th, 2008
11:09:57 AM

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