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Stallone wants to hear more questions from you folks, cuz Heroes don't die, they just Reload your Questions!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... between being hit with this evil flu virus and installing a Wii today - I haven't gotten much of anything done. But I did have a conversation with the wondrous Celeste of Stallone's office and the Sly one wants to do a quick down and dirty 10 questions a day for 5 days beginning this coming Monday through Friday. I'm going to send the first batch of questions this Thursday. As you know - Stallone has a new RAMBO movie hitting January 25th here in the U.S. of A. So if you have questions about that film, I'm sure he'd love to answer them... or if you are curious about his other activities... the Poe film... will he be a Terminator... Death Wish... Boxing.. etc... He'll answer. You remember what it was like last time.
So how do you get your question answered?
1st... Your subject line must be exactly this: I Want To Take On RAMBO
2nd... In each email you may submit 3 questions.
3rd... Include your name and/or alias - and where you're from
Send your questions to: HK @ Aint It Cool. Com
It's a short burn, but I'm sure it'll be lively!
Harry
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And more Rambo-y than ever. Sweet. Can't wait for this.
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...my question is, why aren't they showing what the story is about in the trailer? I know the ad guys probably think Rambo fans won't care about a story, but we would like to know the basic setup, not -just- Rambo firing guns. I don't think the ads are going to compel people to see the film, unlike the internet trailer from a few months ago.
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Although I'm really at a loss, I wouldn't know what to ask him but I'm looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
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Should have been more specific.
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Another recycled action movie plot. Hard to get excited about.
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Stallone you are awesome and always will be the shizznittshizznattlebizammmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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then stay the hell off the board. don't need a-holes ruining the excitement for the rest of us.
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if he would remember. The first round of questions has solidified Stallone as a class act for me. Rambo is at the top of my must see for 2008
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But the man has my respect. He's been extremely candid and his responses were always a delight to read. I'm definitely looking forward to this new series.
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Desperately want Stallone to go on the show Movie Geeks United! They're pushing the film big this month with Brian Tyler and various co-stars. Would love to hear Stallone himself jump in, too. www.blogtalkradio.com/moviegeeksunited
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Stallone is the man. Can't wait to see his answers, Rambo looks to be a kick in the balls to the sagging action genre.
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Ain't got shit.
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Stallone is the man. He makes Bruce Willis look like shit.
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I swear, coming back here day after day to read the Sly Q&A was probably the most fun I've ever had here on AICN over the years. I can't wait for some more of that.
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All right SLY!!! One of my favorites.
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Everybody knows he was built in spacedock.
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I was watching First Blood 1 and 2 and I was wondering how the plot will be in relation to those movies. I thought First Blood was an awesome character driven film, lighter on action than the second film, whereas 2 was more of an action movie, less character driven but had some great moments and a great message at the end.
I would like Rambo to be character driven like the first movie, yet retain the great action set pieces of the second. Will it be anything like that? -
...wasn't this going to be called 'JOHN Rambo?'...
...anyway Rocky Balboa was prety good... this one has a good chance to be a decent film...
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When are we gonna see the Ultimate Rocky Box Set? I've been waiting for over a year for that and they only released a bare bones boxed set with the six films. If anything, I want an extras disc for each film with commentary for all six Rocky films. I'd put out some major coinage for that.
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Is she as hot as Richard Gere's chicken grease?
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FUCK YOU TOO!!!
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There was alot of people anticipating that film. That's a pontential goldmine, is the project dead? Please do that after Rambo.
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Jan 09, 2008 2:22:07 AM CST
Calling it RAMBO will confuse the majority of filmgoers...
by caruso_stalker217
...who are mostly morons. They should have titled it RAMBO IV: FIRST BLOOD PART III. That would've filled the seats. And my pants.
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That King Cobra chant is tits. I sing that fucking thing at work all the time. It was driving my colleagues apeshit until I played the trailer for them, now they chant it too. The irony is I hate fucking snakes.
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Jan 09, 2008 2:25:44 AM CST
this is getting old... doesnt he have any real friends
by jimmyjoe redsky
i have a question - why did he let the studio responsible market 'rambo 2008' like a cheesy action flick complete with thrash metal music (seen the trailer) - it feels very '80s' - not what i was hoping for - heres another question - how long has he been taking hgh - or is it just for when hes in a movie that requires he go shirtless - come clean - the fans can handle it
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this has to be asked
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The titling for this series has been wonky from the first sequel on. The second movie is "Rambo: First Blood Part II." So, following that logic, this fourth movie should be "Rambo 3: First Blood Part IV." Or, of course, "John Rambo" would've worked fine too.
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SLY, YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE BURT YOUNG!
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Now the big question is will he now pull estelle getty out of the old folks home and do STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?
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Sly, thanks for being so cool. I'm sorry so many people write stupid shit in the face of your being cool. It just shows the state of America these days. I guess the rough beast is now birthed but is still slouching. I really like the symmetry of "Rocky Balboa" and "John Rambo." My friend & I were watching the TV when the trailer came on and he was confused that this was an actual new movie since everyone refers to the first movie as "Rambo." You have to remember, most people are idiots.
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Since I didn't ask questions yet, my questions are: 1.) Why did you concede defeat back in 2004? 2.) Were you in a secret society with George Bush? Ouch! Don't taze me, bro.
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Sounds like a damn monster movie.
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is the man
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So it was going to be "John Rambo" but now it's just "Rambo". Okay...
The first film? First Blood. Then came Rambo: First Blood Part 2. Then came Rambo 3 which made no sense since, really it should have been part 3 of First Blood. But, no, Rambo 3. So then after Rambo 3 we now get... Rambo??? So Rambo 3 comes before Rambo. Who figured out the naming and numbering of these films? -
...except they went straight from RAMBO to RAMBO III. There was never a RAMBO II. And the third film did not carry a subtitle, but one could assume it would have been FIRST BLOOD PART III. So maybe they should have titled this one RAMBO II: FIRST BLOOD PART IV.
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aaahh... the joy of stallone rounds. you all should see rambo gazillion times. if only because the success of that film will allow sly to make more movies, and then these Q&A will keep on coming. bestest thing ever!
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so am looking forward to this one.Now to think of a killer question, how about: What the fuck were you thinking with the Get Carter remake?
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...power, scart and motion sensor, hardly a major task harold! :-)
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Here are my questions I'm curious on:
Is there further room for Rambo to go from here if this movie is a success?
Having resurrected Rambo and Rocky do you think you'll re-visit any of your other characters like the Demolition Man or Ray Tango (both films I love)?
My favourite performance of yours is in the fantastic Cop Land, why have you not done more of these lower key pictures?
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or at least robots.
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to HK@AintItCool.com, cuz i dont think harry meant for us to post them in the talk back guys.... unless of course i sent it to the wrong email... then i an S.O.L.
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I'm sure we'll get some more great stories. Oh, and for those who will claim everyone is "sucking his dick"...fuck off.
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Sent in my questions. Hope at least one will be answered by the man.
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about the cultural resonance of this character in terms of political both now and nearly 20 years ago?
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I think Memories got banned again- his drivel has been deleted from the man of steel TB. what sort of dance will you do? can you provide a list of requests? I would like to see the chicken dance performed to Prodigy's "firestarter". Thanks
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Tee hee :)
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Because of his long hair and quick temper...
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... is to give your movie that name too. I did my part.
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many talkbackers do just that, talk, and don't read instructions. Hey you wanna post a goof question in the talkback that's cool but umm hmm maybe if you want Sly to actually answer you like he did with so much class, candor and respect last time, try reading the instructions.
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we don't do that. Don't you know the end of the world will be caused by some Talkbacker pressing a button with "DO NOT PRESS. EVER. WE REALLY MEAN THIS" written on it. Obviously it will be a big button.
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See, they should be questions that are dear to TBers hearts.
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I knew it, and I said so yesterday in another TB. Awesome
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I'm just curious about the story about you, Marlon Brando and Superman...
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Can you please clean it up? Thanks.
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I'm pretty sure it will :-)
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Hopefully most of the Talkbackers will show some too, as they did the last time Stallone answered our questions so brilliantly. That really was the best stuff AICN has ever done. Oh yeah, as others are saying send your questions via email, no point in posting them here.
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The really bloody preview last year that was 80s..ish was awesome but the 2 trailers for the public were fucking terrible. Cheasy, commercial and ridiculous.
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Thank God almighty, I'm free at last!!!
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...but a damned lazy reader. Shoot me.
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Is THE man. He should be in the next Rambo flick.
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Just in time for Stallone....
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Remember me? Remember when I told you your new Rocky movie was an embarassment to yourself and film in general?
I'm baaaaaack.
A new Rambo movie Sly? Was there not enough white male paranoia from the first three for us to get our fill? What's next? Cobra 2? Under the Bottom? Daylight 2: Moonlight's Revenge? Cliffhanger 2: Dingleberries? Get Carter 2: Get Smarter? Driven 2: Cruise Control? -
How DARE you sir! For so many talkbackers, Mr. Stallone is like a surrogate father, a big brother, an uncle--family. Even if someone is physically repugnant, which Sly is not, we don't bring it up any more than we'd point out how crippled or retarded or mentally ill or ugly any of our REAL family members might be. I don't get why people gotsta HATE when Sly is once again doing us a favor by "visiting" us for a second year in a row. It's not something he has to do, but I'm glad he's doing it because those twenty days last December were some of the best ever on AiCN ever EVER in the history of mankind EVER.
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I know what you mean. The commercial trailers I've seen on TV are of the '80s cheesy grindhouse variety. I'm hoping the distributor / studio is taking that route simply because they feel they MUST market it that way to reach some younger demographic and boost the potential box office. I'm hoping that the movie itself is more substantive than the trailers, with its cheesy gunmetal military lettering, would have us believe. Like you, I feel that true lifelong fans of the Rambo series know that in essence, neither the character nor the films are as cheesy or mindlessly violent as the new TV spots would have casual viewers believe. We know the series is truly about one man's journey, an inner journey that happens to manifest itself in the external world, in times and places of conflict. It's not a lobotomized shoot-em-up party without rhyme or reason or set to a nu metal soundtrack. I'd encourage people to read the David Morrell books to get deeper inside the character. While Stallone's interpretation and portrayal of Rambo differs slightly in the sequels, he mostly adheres to the values that define Rambo.
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I Love Rambo III ...there ...I fuckin said.
Removing shrapnel...and cauterizing yourself with gunpowder and flame...one of the best things ever put to film.
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Yet they've screened BRATZ and GOOD LUCK CHUCK early. What does that say about RAMBO's quality? Ouch!
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why didnt they make a creative name? I mean, most people are going to think that they are re-releasing the original or something because it's more commonly referred to as "Rambo" than "First Blood" anyway.
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Man, those TV spots are awful. Is that what Sly was going for with this film? Though I wasn't a huge fan of Rocky Balboa, I liked the fact that Sly was trying to bring a level of respectability back to the franchise. With this latest Rambo movie, I thought he was trying to bring it back to a more realistic and disturbing place, like in First Blood. Instead, these ads make the film look even more ridiculous than Rambo 2 and 3 (the music and editing techniques in the commercial spots DO NOT help). Is he going to have to make a Rambo 5 in ten years to make up for this one? I thought First Blood was the one really solid film in the franchise. Part 2 was good for what it was at the time when Americans just enjoyed watching American heroes kick the shit out of everyone without getting a scratch on them. I had hoped that, with this one, it would be a little more of a character study of Rambo (the demons he's had to deal with for the better part of his life) as he confronts another extreme situation, as opposed to yet another opportunity for him to just blow shit up, break a few necks, rig a few more boobie traps in the jungle and stick knifes through a bunch of evil non-English-speaking people.
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How are you? I am fine. Christmas was really kewl. I am about eight inches. Do you think Mr Saxon is gay? Me Too. He gets on us about asking you questions in the talkback. Doesn't he know we type them hear and print them off to send them to you to the north pole? Enclosed are cookies. I hope you enjoy them. Your Friend, tme2nsb
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They can take your userid but they'll never take your FREEDOM!Welcome back, dude,
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think I'm kidding? READ First Blood.
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Love the Rambo films!
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Jan 09, 2008 10:00:25 AM CST
no, you're right, your life is still shit Mysterious Yobo
by just pillow talk
While Abom phrased things slightly differently than I would in his post, most everyone here agrees that the Stallone questions was a highpoint for AICN. Especially considering the types of responses we got from him, along with the very funny inside stories he shared. Go back to the short bus you windy licker.
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what's familied mean? He has a family? why do you not? and why does that not surprise me.
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Cant stop the old survival knife!
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thats not good for your health!
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Looking foward to Stallone's triumphant return here to AICN. Good work getting him back Harry. Once you get your wii set up, you need to pop in Mario Galaxy. Most fun I've have in a videogame in half a decade. A delerious & giggly man-child such as yourself will get a kick out of it.
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Doesn't that involve physical activity?
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"eat your text." Memories-of-Murder is probably right up your alley. Enjoy.
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Jan 09, 2008 10:19:19 AM CST
actually Harry, if you're looking to get into shape...
by rickey henderson
The wii has tons of stuff to help out with that. And there's some kind of yoga mat coming out soon designed specifically for fitness. Just sayin'...
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I wish rambo would sort him out for us.
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Dont make Mr.pillow talk and Mr.Jarv your enemies!Not good for your health either.
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That is M-O-M.
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ah well
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or whatever his name is.
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His posts have a basic sense of humour. Something you coud never accuse M-O-M of. And I can't fuck my mom yobo, as I'm too busy completing training your mother as a coprophagia fetish whore.
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Hello Sly!
My name is Justin. I'm 26 years old. I was born in Clintwood Virginia and now live in Kingsport, TN. Honestly; you are one of my heroes! I really admire your film work, and all that you do outside of film. Sly Magazine was a great read, I own and love your novel. Many celebrities are not that accessible to the fans, I appreciate you taking the time, once again to answer our questions. I look forward to watching Rambo on the 25th, as well as your future work. From a fans point of view, please get Robert Downey Jr. to play Edgar Allan Poe, and if you do any shooting at UVA, count me in as an extra.
1. What film or role do you regret the most for turning down?
2. What supplement on the market would you recommend? What supplements can you not live without?
3. What has been your most rewarding film experience? Or better yet favorite film experience?
I love the DVD extras of Rocky Balboa. I was impressed with the amount of time and energy you put into the film, it really shows in the final product. Next to the first Rocky, I think the final film was the best in overall cinematography. To all of the talkback posters and readers, I invite you all to try Sly’s workout in “Sly Moves”, it will bust your ass!!!
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haven't had one of those in ages.
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I accidently posted my questions, ignore that. Actually I dont care if you see this fanboy swoon. Sly is the man!
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Thanks for doing this second Q & A like promised!
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I saw his other posts in the Bill Moseley thread.Jarv, she's a natural at that, so no training necessary. In fact, she always cleans up after the neighborhood dogs...very nice of her. Um, Mrs. Yobo, you've got a little something on your bottom lip.
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MNG welcome back you were missedmy questions are sent VIA e-mail...read the postI may watch all three previous entries just to get into the mood for these Q&AsLast years with Stallone were indeed a high water mark, in fact I had almost given up on AICN but that and the 25 years ago retrospective brought me back into the light...oh and the LOST TB that wouldn't die
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'tis only right.
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I agree that the TV spots are crap - who exactly are they marketing this to? I wonder, though, if the action in those spots is so frenetic and choppy because they have little footage to work with that can actually be shown on television. Here's hoping, at least. They should be using the Goldsmith score, complete with shots of knife sharpening and boot lacing.
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I love Stallone and can't wait to hear his awesome anecdotes this go round. I'll try to think up a quesion for him.
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I asked some great questions, but this is the one i hope they pick:
"Hey!'Member that one time? In Rambo II? When you shot that guy with an arrow and his whole body just exploded? Do..Do you remember that? That was AWESOME!!!" -
Jan 09, 2008 11:54:44 AM CST
My question : How many restraining orders against ABKing...
by iamjack'suserid
have to issued just this week.
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Stallone Q&A should be fun
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...RAMBO should make more...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! we're only about 7 months late posting those, so I dont expect the stallone stuff to be up until, oh, 2012.
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No, actually pillowtalk and I just swap virtual whores. Celebrity virtual whores, I might add. Yes, females.
And while I will say that my earlier post (how DARE you sir) I wrote it smiling, meaning, in jest and with full knowledge that everyone is entitled to an opinion. But I should point out that I am a retarded quadriplegic deaf mute blind minority person, and I'm typing all these words with a plastic tongue depressor, with guidance from a computer system, and while seated in my motorized go-cart, in soiled retarded diapers, so I hope now you feel badly. -
Olga Kurylenko will by your place around dinner time. She's busy practicing for the new Bond movie with me. I've told her it's a porn, so...oops, it's time for her to put on her cop costume. She's the "bad" cop, while I'm the steely convict just looking for a little tough love.
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but you need to tell Marketing to change the commercial. Really cheapens the movie after what you gave, in my opinion, to be an Oscar-caliber performance in Rocky Balboa. It's kinda like Halle Berry winning the Oscar and then following up with a role in Die Another Day. Not a good move. Don't make Halle's mistake.
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I think it's ManWhaleManatee but some think Chthulu.
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The Stallone Q&A's done for ROCKY BALBOA were definitely a high-watermark for AICN. I think it made for some of the most amusing and insightful stuff that we've had the pleasure and privelege to read here. (The Richard Gere and Robert Evans stories alone were comedy gold.)Glad to see that we'll be getting another round. Way to go, Sly!
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except I went to a matinee instead of a night show. Sorry, Sly.
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thank the guy for having some blood in his new movie.
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Play your song for Sly, man.
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just pillow talkLost Jarvtravis-daneBlooThanks for the shout-outs, fellas. I appreciate it!
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The handling of his questions were chaotic, to say the least. He came straight to the TBs, wearing a wife-beater, to chat with us. No Celeste, no publicists ... just Walter B the man talking straight. I give him all the credit in the world for that. As much fun as Sly's Q&As were, talking to Bruce directly was AICN's high point, IMO.
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Now there's a hero that needs to fucking reload.
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Aww, but this ain't no CLOVERFIELD TB!Although, I admit...I did laugh when I saw That 70s Venom trying to do a "karaoke version" in another thread.
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Rambo's the shit.
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they just reload their franchises. No disrespect, but of the '80s trio of Arnie, Sly and Bruce, only Mr. Willis is the true actor of the bunch. Try as he did in Copland, Sly could never match the range of Willis. I still think he was shafted of an acting nom for Sixth Sense ( nominated for Best Picture, Supporting Actor and Actress, screenplay and director, but gee whiz, nothing for Bruce), because the Academy viewed him as a popular "TV" actor who got lucky. And I think the first few minutes of Unbreakable should be viewed by acting classes, for an example of subtlety and nuance. But hey, best of luck Sly!!
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Jan 09, 2008 1:05:32 PM CST
I THOUGHT 70S VENOM WAS EITHER YOU, OR STEALING YOUR SHIT
by bringingsexyback
but someone gave clarification. Welcome back. But I still think would like to hear your song - he might hire you for the Cobra sequel.
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You like that one, Sly? I got more. Gimme your e-mail address.
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Sly, call me. We'll make millions with this.
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That 70's Venom karoke version was good but not as good as the classic
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right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwYFPNUjhF8
Mind the spaces and no, this is not a joke link. It's an actual horror movie with redneck puppets.
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If it's true that Rambo is not being screened for the press, then that's a shame. In addition to the ridiculous tv spots, this film is really getting a raw deal in terms of marketing.
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Oh good, I've been holding off lunch, anticipating a full and healthy dinner. Oh yes, there will be donkey punching.
BSB I agree with you about Willis, and I like the guy, but when he popped in as Walter B. isn't it true nobody knew who he was for a while? I didn't until a day or two after the fact. I'm just sayin'. Please don't call me an ugly retard like Mysterious Yobu. I will be crushed, and will have to knit and extra quilt at my "physically challenged class." Using only my teeth, of course, since I have only a colostomy bag where my legs would be and flippers for arms, and my face looks like Sloth from Goonies on a good day. -
One of the commercials appears to show John Connor being attacked by a terminator while in class at high school. I thought it was established in T3 (according to Kate Brewer) that John "just took off" after his foster parents were killed in T2? I'm gonna check out the show, and I'd be pleased if I like it, but if it goes against canon I will fling poo at my television. I think the 'protector' terminator on the TV show is a female chick posing as John's classmate. I wonder if she's anatomically correct and if she, ya know, has to follow his orders. Because I could think of a few.
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It took almost an entire day before Harry confirmed Walter B.'s ID and gave him the black box, but he did do the cam ID with a TBer which was super duper kewl and convinced a bunch of people early on. And he just came out and talked candidly. When he got his black box though, all hell broke loose and he got slammed with a million questions and that's when it became unmanageable.
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and I believe, and I could totally be wrong here, that only the first two factor into the canon that this show will follow.And I'll watch it, cause, ya know, there ain't shit on.No problem MNG. You're input into the talkback wars would be missed, golly gee gosh...
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I'm not sure if I'll submit any serious questions. I would just love to ask how Mr. Stallone enjoys being so fucking awesome, or some other fanboy gush. The last Q&A was about the coolest thing I'd ever seen on the internet. I'm sure this will measure up. I'm so glad he's doing this. Its a bit like preaching to the choir; we're all going to go see Rambo as soon as it opens anyway. It just proves Stallone hasn't forgotton his fans and still has the common touch even though he's a mega-star five times over already. Thanks Mr. S.
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and i was not there.i feel bad now.shit.
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who wants 'em?
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Oh. I'm still gonna check it out, cuz it's like, Terminator. But by 'check it out' I mean, I'll have the missus TiVo it, and I'll watch it when I remember to watch it, because I've got the attention span of a constipated, yet hungry, Homer Simpson
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It should have eben titled "Rambo, John J." Like a case file. Hopefully this hearkens back to the human conflict of First Blood and not the cartoon of Rambo III. Also I thought he swore off Death Wish after TB people united against it, yet here it comes still... Sly, you're better than that. Don't make Bronson's zombie come and settle this for us.
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Honest.I hear you Abom. I'm expecting nothing but the absolute worse, however.
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MOM was banned? Guess I missed that story. If Walter B. did a webcam ID confirm with a TBer, that is indeed kewl. Did he wave his hand in front of it like McLane in Die Hard 4?
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I miss Trautman right now!I hope he gets his KUDOS from John J.!
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Oh don't get me started. Hell yeah I would love Q&A with Bale.
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banned. What happened there? Must've either missed that talkback, or just been skimming through it.
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to be honest, the commericals and trailers have been horrible for Rambo, Lionsgate has really dropped the ball on the marketing. I'm excited to see Sly back on screen again after Rocky, but im worried about the film being able to attract a new audience.
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done trashing the talkback. Or are you saying the old one was cool and the new one would just be a sucky re-hash.
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Rambo returns to the United States and somehow ends up helping Brian Dennehy's sheriff character from "First Blood" protect his small town against a traitorous U.S. militia. That way Rambo and the sheriff find common ground and the Rambo story comes full circle.
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Jan 09, 2008 3:11:17 PM CST
Yeah, the marketing for this hasn't been great
by grammaton cleric binks
the commercial seems okay, but we haven't been given a whole lot really. I've seen more of Rambo from the spoof in Meet the Spartans than anywhere else. I'm going to probably catch this on DVD anyway. I'd love to see it on the big screen, but no job (long story) equals no movies for a while. Well not exactly true, but let's say I've got to be selective. I've only seen two movies since September.
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..and I love them all, but this one surprised me by being my favorite flick of the year. Second only to the original.
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I think some of the best TBs over the years should be archived and published in some kind of easily down-loadable format. That Sly talk from last year alone would be a fine Adobe booklet for bathroom breaks, shamoan
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So you did not mean AICN is shit?Please explain.
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Even if Rambo and Teasle could arrive at some sort of "understanding," I don't see any way Teasle would accept any kind of help from a guy who shot his ass up with an M-60 and ruined half his town. In fact, I think the beauty of First Blood is the conflict. Two veterans from two very different wars, from two generations who viewed veterans differently. Enter Teasle's hardass personality and Rambo's unwillingness to keep getting pushed, and conflict was unevitable. The novel "First Blood" makes it more clear that Hope was only the latest in a series of towns where Rambo was not accepted, but shuffled out. Not for committing any crime, but just because of how he looked and how his appearance might make people feel. It helps set up why he's tired of being "pushed." In the movie, it seems like Rambo just arbitrarily decided (after the first "lift" in Teasle's cruiser) that he would give this sheriff a hard time, simply because that's what the sheriff was giving him. True, but there was more to it.
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Here's Sly's Q&A Round 1 (now you're in my debt...) http://tinyurl.com/26w7rp
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And I did not say anything about you hating AICN.Your post was not very clear about that.And since you curse at anybody and anything it is not easy to understand when you mean it or not.
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Actually, for a while I did save a couple of the "Rounds" by highlighting, copying and pasting into an email for a couple friends who aren't AICN literate. But as the new Rocky film came, so did I, metaphorically speaking, and that wad was shot, and there was that period of emptiness for a while thereafter, where you get that sense of, "What was I doing before all this? What was I here for?" and you just forget it.
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Thanks.
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Does Julie Benz get nekkid in this?? Ex-Angel fans need to know!!
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I hear not. You'll have to make do with the occasional side-boob and translucent nightgown in Dexter.
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Is HULK in RAMBO?THUNDERLIPS would be a great Merc name!lol
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Just an FYI. Whoever said it wasn't is full of shit. Even Mori confirmed it in the Rambo score post.
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I don't have Showtime....woe is me...
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Welcome back. Weeeee mmmmMMMISSED you...
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Don't recall who it was, but there was some guy in a recent talkback who was talking smack about Equilibrium. Can you believe that shit? Verily, he deserves a bit of the ol' Taye Diggs face-off.
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Visited the New AG website yesterday,looks too professional for me,but what the hell,sure it is fun.I am in west Germany,near the Netherland border.
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Rambo will do exactly what it's supposed to = Sly in a vest with a headband on a fucking killing spree set to some heroic music while getting a bit cut up and saving the locals. amen. im there. can't fail just like Rocky, John McClane, Indy etc. It's when they do an early years job like the starwars prequels or the Halloween motivations of a murderer shit and ruin the character with
some floppy backstory that fucks it all up. This sounds like it's just Rambo, a bit older, a bit saggier but still just fucking folks up with a big spikey knife! 'Bring on the Hurtin Punjies!' -
I just want to know if he's put 110% percent into Rambo to make it my wet dreams come true that I hope it is. One day, bored as shit in this clock work factory society of ours, I decided to buy first blood to see what all this rambo fuss was all about. I was never a huge fan, but to my surprise it was an actual story, not just splosions, though it's got them. And the performance from sly at the end is raw and powerful stuff! well goddamit, how's he gonna top that?
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But the action scenes in part two are great,and in part three the action has no limits!The attack on the village in part three is balls to the wall action,huge set,extras dying left and right,blood and gore everywhere!That was great ACTION!Compare it to a "action"movie from today and you see the difference(no quickcut shit,people bleed and die on camera,and so on)!Storywise and for character development see First Blood,for Big Action see 2&3.
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Not even the easy ones:)
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Woohoo!!! Hi Celeste. You'd think I'd have a question all ready, but nope.
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a spanish island thats like a German colony(no kidding,everything over there is like Spring Break,365 days a year).The women there will do anybody even americans.
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If not,my apologies.
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What have they ever done for us besides make us look like dipshits by overcoming adversity despite having a debilitating handicap? Meanwhile here I am sitting on my ass and downloading midget porn.
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some great irish midget porn.with clover.
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Anybody remember what the name of that (I think) French bank heist film Harry was raving about some years ago. I think he put it in one of his best-of-the-year lists.
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But I don't watch the WWE and I'm into the lady midgets. Nothing says sexy better than a below-average sized woman. Well, that was not accurate at all. Anyway, those little people sure can fuck.
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and a little ashamed.
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You forget, sir, that midgets are people too. Sure, they're smaller and probably don't get to vote, but they are entitled to every freedom that God (or the alien spore who I have accepted as MY lord) has granted the rest of us. Why should I be ashamed to watch two African-American gentlemen double-team Bridget the Midget? Are we not human/children of Xenu?
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I thought it was something like that (or Le Nest?) but I can't find the bloody thing. Grrr.
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Jan 09, 2008 5:43:13 PM CST
caruso_stalker217:Mysterious Yobo dont seem to like you...
by travis-dane
or am I missing something?
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I'm afraid my moniker is a misnomer. I am not actually a fan of the actor David Caruso. Though you gotta give him props for FIRST BLOOD. "Ah jeez! Do ya gotta hit him so hahd?" Okay, he didn't actually say that in the movie, but that would've been awesome.
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Only the easily controlled coast-based junket press, not nationwide. Lionsgate is trying to hide the film. WHY?
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Will tear the world in half.
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guys I'm working right now on PDFing last years Q&A, cuz someone above was right it would make an Awesome bahroom reader
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I had actually forgotten his involvement with the film until I mentioned it. He played the young deputy who wasn't entirely comfortable with the way they were treating Rambo. Then I think he got stabbed in the leg later. I gotta watch that movie again.
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Cannot breathe lol!But(travis sits up straight)WE SHOULD GET BACK TO JOHN J.!at least I tried.
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lol. Seriously.... it is something like that though. I'm pulling my hair out here. I wish this site was easier to search! Maybe I should just mail Harry.
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I wonder if he real name is actually Bridget. Because that would be pretty insensitive on her parents' part. They should've known kids would start calling her Bridget the Midget. These questions don't keep me from jerking off to her, however.
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Godard this, Fellini that. It's all Greek to me.
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Moriarty has all the answers!!
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... is a human being! Sure, she might not be appropriately proportioned and she can't reach the top shelf without a step-stool, but she is at the perfect height for a quickie bee-jay, so you better start showing her a little respect!
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assault on precinct 13,from france.But i cannot tell you the title since it is in the sleepingroom,where my girlfriend sleeps(many of us here have women,thats strange,since we are all geeks).But go on IMDB and search for an actor named BENOIT MAGIMEL,he is in the movie and the title has something with "nest"in it.In Germany It is called:Das tödliche Wespennest.
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Thanks man. It is Nid de guêpes. The Wasp Nest. Thanks again.
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Billy Barty like a motherfucker.
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Jan 09, 2008 6:04:35 PM CST
i think talkbackers that defend the honor of their 'stars' are i
by jimmyjoe redsky
if guys like sly want to play softball in a forum like this one (well not really, its handled through his coffee-girl and the questions are sent to him then the answers posted, a limit of ten no less)... then he should be prepared and able to take some shit (ie jive/ballbusting) - he is doing this after all to demonstrate his connection to the 'common man' (fans) - i have another question - sly, how do you stay grounded and connected to/with everyday folks like us? - answer - he cant - impossible - heres another - remember when you went back to hells kitchen to check out the old neighborhood, after you 'made it' - but you were wearing a big fur coat, all pimped out, and some locals that caught sight of you started laughing there asses off - was that an infuriating experience, or a humbling one - and who was your security back then
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Jan 09, 2008 6:04:36 PM CST
And I know you were referring to midget porn in general
by caruso_stalker217
I was just being an asshole.
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btw, Does it kick ass?
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You know they like it, Mr Saxon.
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And disturbing at the same time.
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With the same cast, only replacing Peter Boyle with Bridget the Midget.
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I nearly choked on my ham sandwich (on rye) after reading that last post. My hat is off to you, sir.
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it has a crazy German swat cop who wears a JASON mask made of metal!And some crazy shootouts!If you want to see crazy action try to get"DOBERMANN"also from france with Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci.
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Entitled IN THE BOTTOM. Featuring Bridget the Midget.
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midget porn?(travis writes quietly)?
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And prison is a good setting for the twenty minute gangbang that occurs midway through the picture.
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Bridget the Midget as Brigitte Nielsen.
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...you might know where this is going... PENETRATION MAN.
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That you are able to come up with clever titles and plots involving midgets that are not overtly pornographic? You have shamed me, sir.
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Thanks man. Sounds cool.
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Fuck the midget haters!
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Jan 09, 2008 6:22:03 PM CST
Now, if only I could think of something clever for ASSASSINS
by caruso_stalker217
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is called:LES RIVIERES POURPRES.That one i highly recommend!It stars Jean Reno and Vincent Cassel.The sequel sucks.
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...AFTER A TWO-HOUR GANGBANG. Starring Bridget the Midget, Peter North, a stick of butter, the ghost of John Holmes, and Shia LaBeouf.
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Seen it. Really enjoyed it. I think it was called the Crimson River in the US.
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thats all i wanna know.....
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Thailand or HK(i dont remember),where the hero is a kung fu midget who thinks he is BRUCE LEE and he fights dudes like us who kidnapped his girlfriend!I think you can get some of it on YouTube!
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That Filipino midget can kick ass!
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If I remember LAST TANGO IN PARIS correctly, they won't be using it on toast.
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German Nazi dude from England(that almost killed me)!
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It just won't be the same without Trautman standing in profile explaining how badass Rambo is. RIP, bud.
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Some strange shit!
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It sounds like a porn, at least.
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But it was good while it lasted.
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and we did not get banned.Whats up with you and that Yobo dude,caruso_stalker217?
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And I'm not sure what's "low" about it. Now, 2 Girls 1 Cup is low. If I were jerking off to that, I'd consider that a new low.
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...then that is one ungrateful midget.
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slow here.Where are the JOHN J. fans?
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So I can be here all day. It's pretty fucking sad.
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Hope you find something soon.At least you got the internet.
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They should remake First Blood closer to the novel with an unknown playing Rambo and Stallone as the dude with the hunting dogs, who in the novel is Teasle's surrogate father and a pretty big badass who Teasle constantly looks up to. they could update it to have a young iraq war veteran who looks like an emo instead of a vietnam vet who looks like a hippie. That would be strange and wonderful in all sorts of ways.
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3 in the morning over here.See ya tomorrow.Keep this TB going till next Monday!RAMBO deserves it!
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I'm still pissed off that some clown came on the talkbacks last year and ruined the end of Rocky Balboa the day before it came out. They had no other reason for posting, just very calmly describing the ending so that you didn't know what you were reading until after your eyes had scanned it. What an asswipe.
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I mean really. I don't see any other stars of his magnitude
willing to do Q&A's with the fans. Sadly, Harrison Ford would never do something like this. Ruven76 you have created a great synopsis. I really think Rambo is missing out on some great potential. It would be cliche, but at the same time ballsy, to of put Rambo in the middle of the current war. Showing Washington in a negative aspect. In the first two Rambo's, it was always Rambo vs. "The Man" and the times. For what it's worth "The Dude" Jeff Bridges has his own website, it's really a hands on site, and he puts alot of thought into it.
http://www.jeffbridges.com/
I admire Stallone, I'm excited about the film, I'm expecting it to be some old school action. The film doesn't need to be screened for the critics. Rambo obviously isnt going to win any Oscars. Look at National Treasure, the critics have loathed the film, butchering it like Brittany Spears singing karaoke. National Treasure has been ontop for three weeks, it's a cash cow, despite the dismal ratings from the critics. National Treasure is what I expected, it's nothing knew, just a direct continuation of the last film.
Let me toss flames on the fire. Would you rather see Heroes Season 3, 4 and so on at the current lackluster pace. Or a Heroes film? Complete with a large budget, actual effects and a great screenplay. If the NBC is smart, they'll cash in on the dwindling fan base. A Heroes film would easily be a blockbuster. -
...I'd rather see "Heroes" put down like the lame horse it has become.
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Starring Richard Gere as the guy Rambo gonna make inta minced meat.
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Jan 09, 2008 9:09:14 PM CST
Francis Stallone is the bartender in Barfly, that's all he ever
by stuntcock mike
"Your Mother's cunt stinks like carpet cleaner"
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Rambo goes back to Afghanistan with a message for Al Qaeda: Fly kites or die. Your choice.
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"Depends" who you ask.
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Before Rambo killed VCs, he killed rabbits in the backyard. The story of the boy who would someday kill too fucking many to count.
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Rambo tears him apart and dips his delicious tail in the garlic buttah.
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Adolescence is an awkward time. It's even more awkward when you got the bloodlust. Starring Zac Efron as Johnny Rambo. Music by Drowning Pool.
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Too soon.
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I dream that flowers will bloom in the streets again ... and kites will fly in the skies ... and the blood of Russians and Taliban will flow like rivers aross the desert ... I dream ...
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Available for download only. Must be over 21.
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Starring Claire Daines as Rambo...John J? Warwick Davis as Trautman. Music by The Mentors. Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.
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Directed by Flavor Flav
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Stuntcock: thanks for the PTA segue ...
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Kinda like Alien, but with Rambo.
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With Sly Stallone as Frodo, who needs a Fellowship?
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Mel Brooks as Rambo
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MISSSSSSTTTTTAHHHHH CHRIIIIIISSSTIAAANNN! Featuring Kathy Bates as the Bounty.
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You will shit in your pants at this spectacle. Bring diapers and air freshener.
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An oldy but a goody. Goodnight all.
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Rambo must get Osama to the train in time. But not only does he do it, he has some fun at Osama's expense first.
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Been fun
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If you're gonna violate the Geneva Conventions, may as well go all the way.
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Not since Roman times has live theater been so exciting. You will laugh, you will cheer. Features Celine Dion's new hit song, "My Heart Will Go On (Until I Drown)".
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eaily one the best pieces ever on AICN. Bruce Willis couldn't handle it.
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together. if Pacino and DeNiro are making their 3rd movie together surely these 80s icons can do at least 1.
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Why are you such a little bitch? That's a rhetorical question...don't bother pissing out an answer through your vagina.
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Jan 09, 2008 10:50:21 PM CST
SLY STALLONE HAS CHOSEN BOTH HD-DVD AND BLU-RAY HERE'S WHY ...,
by bringingsexyback
He's can afford to.
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Why is Chuck Norris so lame?
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Because he chose Mike Huckabee.
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Given a chance to win a nomination, would Mike huck a bee? And how will DreamWorks respond?
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When lil Rambo was found beheading Elmo, it was clear that Rambo was destined for great killings.
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Jan 09, 2008 11:00:49 PM CST
Serious Question, who here thinks that Indy 4 will make more
by proman1984
money in one day than Rambo in it's entire run? I'm talking domestic grosses here.
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To win the nomination, Huckabee would suck a penis. And given his religious right-wing background, that's pretty much a given. Dreamworks will produce the bio-pic, starring Jeff Gannon as the penis.
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I know you probably aren't reading these talkbacks this early, since the questions haven't been submitted yet. But I wanted to say THANK YOU for "Rocky Balboa". I saw that movie right before returning to the University of Texas to get my bachelor's degree, after being gone for 8 years (due to a medical problem).
I really connected to what Rocky was going through, and I even played the trailer to the movie on my computer before exams just to get myself ready. I will post again but I just wanted to thank you real quick. You really did change my life. -
Brought to you by AICN. Where AICN talkbackers get a chance to suck on Sly Stallone's meaty member, as featured in the movie "Party at Kitty and Stud's Place". So pucker up, get on your knees, and enjoy...the line begins behind ABKing.
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My throat's sore now.
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I thought of all the trolls you've smote and all the good times we've had ripping on a-hole talkbackers, and all the Cthulu Dances that have made all the hawt shawties drop their inhibitions and get low on the flo', and I couldn't bear the thought that you would be gone...forever...[begins to tear up]. Even if you did once call me one of the quote "gayest talkbackers in the gayest part of the gayest galaxy." (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Bring on fuckin' Stallone. Rocky Balboa rocked so hard it blew my hair to the back of the auditorium.
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He meant well. But, you know. He was a little too slow on the chorus. It just wasn't the same.
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Fact is, he had a terrible frickin' experience here. AICN is PARTLY at fault. But overall its the mentality of so many TBers that ruined the experience. The guy came on to the frickin' talkbacks... basically meaning he was live on AICN. And for the first night or so was ridiculed and called a fake. That is AICN's fault as far as not being able to take care of him and announce his presense. Heck, even some of the main AICN contributors were saying that Walter B was NOT Bruce Willis.
He finally gets his black box and of course is bombarded by hundreds of posts. Hundreds of questions. And yes, douche bags ripping on him.So all in all, he offered more than Sly. So it's AICN's fault for not making his presense known, and for choosing the lazy route by just throwing him in talkbacks when they know how crazy this forum can be. The questions he did answer were honest, humorous, and well, blunt.
Yeah, Sly's initial Q & A was the true shining point and temporary savior of AICN. Bruce's was a fucked up mess in the end, by no fault of his own. There was talk of him doing the Q/A like Stallone did after the talkback fiasco, but in the end, I don't blame him for choosing not to after the uber hassle he went through here. -
boo fucking hoo. He deserves all the shit he gets for making that utter piece of crap fake die hard 4 piece of shit.
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...was Live Free or Die Hard: The unrated version on DVD. Check it out. Plenty of fucks, blood, and guts. Beat the hell out of the somewhat fun yet incoherent Die Harder, and the overrated but still passable Die Hard with a Vengeance., which really wasn't a Die Hard movie in my eyes except for that moment where he got into that elevator with those thugs. THAT was fucking Die Hard. Everything else was a script called Simon Sez with Bruce Willis in the lead role.
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Die Hard - McClane is normal guy, trapped in a building who swears and smokes.Die Harder - McClane is a normal guy trapped in an airport who swears and smokes.Die Hard With A Vengeance - McClane is a normal guy trapped by the rules of an insane terrorist who swears and smokes.Live Free Or Die Hard - McClane is a superhero who drives his car into helicopters and surfs on planes. He doesn't smoke. He doesn't drink. He's trapped...by his lack of knowledge about computers?
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I didn't feel that it was a real DIE HARD movie, however. Too many "superhero" moments for my taste, but I enjoyed it. And this is coming from a motherfucker who grew up on those movies, so don't give me any shit.
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Mostly because I saw it many times and many years before I got around to watching ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Call me a cocksucker, but I actually like it more than the original. Just as I will always prefer the extended version of STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE over the original or director's cut.
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...tentatively titled McCLANE'S WAY. It will not star Bruce Willis, however. Instead, the main character shall be McClane's brother Mike, played by Tom Cruise. Mike McClane, a Chicago firefighter, will find himself in the middle of a terrorist plot while house-sitting for a neighbor. Also joining the action this time around is Mike's college dropout bad-boy nephew Jack, played by none other than Shia LaBeouf. Hilarity and broken necks will ensue, followed by melodrama and explosions. Mike, being a fan of the sitcom ALICE, will utter the phrase "Kiss my grits, motherfucker!" just before burning the villian (Ralph Fiennes as Mervin Gruber, son of Hans) to death with a flame thrower. Directed by McG. Expect a summer 2010 release.
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I quit quitting as of Tuesday. But I propose to get back on the quit smoking wagon as of Sunday. I've arrange for hypnosis to help me out!Good memory by the way!
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I'm sorry but you asked!
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And then I'd come on these talkbacks and tell people to "Kiss my grits, motherfucker" in the same way I keep asking people "Why so serious?"
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Oh, DH4 wasn't THAT bad. It just wasn't a Die Hard movie. If you watch it without thinking "This is part four of Die Hard!" but instead think "Oh, this is a new action movie with Bruce Willis..." it's a lot better. The free running villain is quite cool (though not used enough).I did watch four episodes of FNL and though I can see why everyone likes it, it just wasn't for me. It wasn't anything to do with the sport involved, but more (I think) to do with the fact I prefer stuff with aliens, superheroes or lots of crime over soap opera stuff. Just wasn't for me I think.
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this TB was made for me- midget porn, stupid reimaginings, random abuse..... and I missed it *sniff*and travis, repeat after me: 2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP (hehehehe- only kidding I love all European posters- except the portuguese)
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Was naughty and downloaded the pilot for that Terminator tv series. It wasn't bad, y'know? I'm not sure how they can keep it going for an entire season but the episode moved pretty quickly. The Terminator in it could have been better but he was adequate enough and it features a naked River (from Firefly) at one point.Check it out whenever it shows over there.
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I'm going to have look back through this talkback now!
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Okay, that was a lie. Highlight of the day is more accurate. It was a good way to kill time, at least. Fine, I like midgets alright?
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do you not recognise the magnificense of Warwick Davies and the Leprechaun series? cinematic genius. I'm stil hoping for a midget remake of who's afraid of virginia woolf with Warwick cast as George, Bridget as Martha, Verne as the george sega part and a.n.other midget as Honey. Can you imagine the dramatic chops on that- especially if they include the chainsaw scene that Albee foolishly deleted.
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Don't give in to the health fascists. Smoking's cool.
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Which tobacco company do you represent? :)
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to my friends I'm a pimp. It's less shameful than working for a tobacco company in the UK. You'll blow my cover if you keep up with this.
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but the Germans won 3 worldcups!But MrSaxon will love you for that!
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It's a song beloved by English football thugs everywhere- and it is intended to point out that Germany lost 2 world wars and the 66 world cup final. I, personally, think we should give up on the football thing, especially considering the current group of tossers couldn't even qualify for Euro 2008 in a group that contained mighty Andorra, Israel and Macedonia. wankers, all of them.
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Jan 10, 2008 6:18:25 AM CST
To all Die Hard 4 haters:McClane was a Superhero before...
by travis-dane
all the "normal"guy BS is wrong!Lets go back to part 1:the"normal"McClane stands on a exploding rooftop,jumps down with a firehose around his hip,falls about 3-4 storys down,crashes in a window with no give,gets his gun,pushes himself back,shoots the window and crashes on the floor(we can all do that right?since we are"normal"like McClane)!Now part 2:"normal"cop McClane is trapped in a airplane cockpit.The badguys fire about 200-300 bullets into the cockpit,none hits McClane(since the cockpit is so large like a house,sure they cant hit"normal"McClane)and then,the dudes throw about 5-6 handgrenades in the cockpit!But since McClane is a "normal" dude he manages to sit on a pilotchair,buckle up and launch himself out of the exploding cockpit in 2 seconds(you should see how a"normal"dude like me does that after getting out of bed,or going to sleep,it is allways fun to do the"normal"things in life)!And then part 3:think of the canal scene,with all the water,a truck which he turns around like a racecar to do a 180 spin(!),then gets launched up by waterpower to around 30-40 feet,falls to the ground,gets up and drives to the next shootout(I did that yesterday to impress my girlfriend,but it was to"normal"for her taste)!Not to mention when"normal"McClane drops about 60-70 feet on that concrete steel floor,of the bridge to the boat in the end(Sam Jackson does it too,so it is even more "normal")!Think about that and stop getting so hot for that "Superhuman"Jetplane shit!I love all the Die Hards,because the movies delivered tons of action,a total out of reality plot(1-4)and a cool main character that kicks ass in all 4 parts!Thanks for your time.
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in Germany,but I am from Croatian descend!:-)
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Just submitted questions to the big man. Recently found an old copy on VHS of Cobra, have not watched in years. Anyone seen recently? Thoughts? I have not seen in years and do not remember much about it.
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With POP and ROCK songs,montages of the bad guys being BAD and one liners by Sly.I love it when he tears the shirt of that mexican dude apart and simply walks away,thats some great badass shit.
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Sounds like a winner to me, should go down very well with a curry and bottle of red wine. Counting the hours down when I get home and stick that bad boy on.
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Rambo forgot to bring his Brita into the jungle, but love will thrive nonetheless.
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Sly's worst work was with George Cosmatos. Rambo II was okay, not as good as Rambo III and certainly nothing approaching the greatness of First Blood. But Cobra was just terrible, despite Sly's endearingly cheesy 80s action guy performance. My opinion, feel free to disagree.
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SkeletonParty in the Ron Perlman, Cuba Gooding Jr. horror movie talkback. Yeah he tried to goad me, but I just replied calmly. You see you and I and many others don't really care what he says because he is wronger than wrong. Oh and BSB that Rambo title of yours gets me all hot and bothered.
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Cobretti Commander. Lol.Ha, I kill me.
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Always a shoutout to the Kata contingent!
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I had this job in high school during the break as a summer custodian. It was hard work, but as a 16-year old I was making great money becaue it was full-time 6 - 3, M - F, then I had the rest of the day off. Anyway, one of the jobs was to empty out and clean the lockers. It was great because there was all sorts of stuff left in there, loose change which added up to quite a sum, stuff your mother doesn't want you to have, etc. Some guy left a copy of First Blood in there. I read it and was mad because I had already seen the movie, and Stallone was on the cover which meant this was a re-printing after the movie came out. Bottom line is when it got to the end of the book and John Rambo died I was really mad. I don't remember the details of the book, and how they differed from the movie other than the obvious one, but I was ripped.
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In all honesty I'm pleased that England aren't going- there'll be no moron chavs with plastic England Flags, no tabloid hysteria (We'll win it) and no heartbreaking quarter final penalties defeat to the hun, where 3 players miss because they are too good to practise taking them. bitter, moi?
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Jan 10, 2008 7:16:28 AM CST
I RECALL A DELETED SCENE IN THE ULTIMATE FIRST BLOOD DVD
by bringingsexyback
Where Rambo dies, I think. Saw it last year during the Rocky Balboa Q&A. Also a deleted scene where Rambo bangs a chick in Bangkok. Now that scene I remember pretty well. She had nice tits.
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Also Green Street Hooligans. Who knew Frodo could be so hardcore?
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David Morrel made a apologie to us for letting RAMBO die in part 1!Poor writer.And Kirk Douglas got out of First Blood,because they changed the ending,him not shooting John J..
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Or was Kirk Douglas supposed to be the sheriff?
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Yeah, David Caruso was "Deputy Mitch" in First Blood. He's the only cop in the department with any sense. When Gault and the others are abusing Rambo with the hose and the razor, he voices his opinion "can't you see this guy's crazy?" To which of course Gault response with the classic, "Can't you see I don't give a shit?"
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that my declaration yesterday that I was a deaf-mute, leg-amputated, flippers-for arms blind minority wheelchair guy sparked a philosophical debate on the merits of onscreen midget sensuality. I suppose I should fess up and say I'm just another average (but able bodied) middle-aged white guy, but why spoil the party?
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is about, and it sounds good, but haven't gotten to it yet. Is this a must see?
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If you're a Yank like me, and don't know much about soccer (football) hooligans then this movie is like a window to another galaxy. Elijah Wood was surprisingly good in the role. You will get teh bloodlust by the end of the movie.
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Rrram-bo
Hey BSB, correct you are, sir. The ultimate First Blood had a deleted alternate ending where Rambo shoots himself after his police station rant to Trautman. Actually (spoiler), what he did was grab Trautman's hand, which was holding a pistol, and slammed the trigger back so Trautman shoots Johnboy in the gut. The novel First Blood ends with Rambo's death. If I recall, it's Trautman who shoots him, but only cuz Rambo is very badly wounded anyway. David Morrell left no room for a sequel. He couldn't have known back in the early 70s that the 1981 film would be huge. So as a prologue to his novelization for "Rambo: First Blood Part Two" he comes right out and says "in my novel, he died, but in the movies, Rambo lives." And yeah, the ultimate edition also featured a flashback where Rambo remembers a furlough with his 'Nam buddies a bar / brothel. The flashback occurs when he's holed up in that mine, roasting boar over a campfire with his BIG ASS JIMMY LYLE KNIFE. -
I hate that guy. Nothing but trouble for Rambo.
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started off on sly Q and A, and proceeds into are German women easy?, gotta love the jump :)
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Jan 10, 2008 7:38:44 AM CST
Okay, sold I'll get to it as soon as I can BSB
by grammaton cleric binks
Unfortunately the stupid video connnection on back of the TV is broken. Hookup won't work because something is broken, the plug goes in and the connection gets pushed back into the tv. Can't watch DVD unless someone is actually there holding the stupid thing in place. I never completely realized how much VHS sucks until now.
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Jan 10, 2008 7:39:44 AM CST
THE SHERIFF AND DEPUTIES IN FIRST BLOOD HATES SOLDIERS
by bringingsexyback
There's no getting around that.
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wet DREAM!in prison.maybe about Bridget?
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You stand your ground, and you fight!
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Has a couple seconds of bloopers from the Rambo suicide scene where Stallone and Crenna bust out laughing. I forgot why, but it's funny to watch, given the gravitas they're supposed to convey in the scene. And no, I did not ask Kiefer Sutherland for permission to say "gravitas."
Is it true that the soldiers-of-fortune who accompany Rambo on his Burma mission are all the sons and nephews of Clinton Morgan, Robert A. Cathcart, Gault, Ward, Orville the Dog Handler, Banks the Hostage, and Ericson the "goddamn mercenary?" -
Correct you are, sir. Sounds like you read the books like me. In that novel, Morrell also clearly states that "rarely, on occasion" Rambo would masturbate. I thought that was a telling statement, and one I kept in mind as a teenager. Because if Rambo can buff his bishop, it was good enough for me, too, dammit.
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played by this mean looking blond hair dude.
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YES it is!
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that First Blood, as is, was pitch-perfect. I mostly appreciated Sly's commentary on that DVD. He didn't do it for (only partly I think) II and III ...
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First Blood, if my recall is true, was that when Rambo escapes from the police station, he's completely naked. BSB yeah, First Blood is one of very few movies where I actually cued it up to hear the comments. Having already seen the movie a hundred times, it was cool to hear Sly's stories about it.
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I'd love to re-read and compare with the movie.
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For me, one of the finest action thrillers ever made..up there with the first Die Hard and The Road Warrior. I seem to remember Kirk Douglas at an awards ceremony ranting about his arguments with Stallone about not killing off the character at the end of the movie just before he quit the Colonel Trautman role (cannot imagine anyone else apart from Crenna in that now). Douglas wanted the movie to end like the book, although he supported Stallone's insistence that the Rambow character is more sympathetic and does not directly kill any policeman hunting him in the movie.
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First Blood!idiot!
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Idiot indeed! And i meant Rambo, not Rambow in my last post! John would cut me up and hang me like a dog for that mistake!
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And one morning when their porridge was too hot, they went for a walk. And a little blond girl came skipping through the woods. She ate their porridge and she sat in their chairs. She slept in their beds. And when those bears returned and discovered that mess... Do you know what happened then Topper? That little girl got scared. Ran away."
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sooner or later!
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UHF!Weird Al rules.
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And I think I outgrew Weird Al by age 10. Not that he's crap or anything.
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And Kramer from Seinfeld is there too.
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So I should probably check it out sometime.
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...entitled RAMBLOW. Starring Bridget the Midget. Now, if only I had thought of that about 14 hours ago.
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need some British love here!
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...he's sandwiched between a couple midgets right now.
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But Bridget is a force to be reckoned with!
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A delightful English romp.Peter O Toole as Rambo
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...than live in a world where I can't freely discuss midget porn." -- caruso_stalker217
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That should be the title of a BESTSELLING BOOK!
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"I'd Rather Get Banned: The Life of a Motherfucker." No, that's not right...
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I am ashamed. I have that disc and never watched the extras. For shame. I know what I'll be watching tonite.
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Load of wank. It's loved elsewhere but we tend to think it's bollocks. For a proper film on hooligans go and get ID.
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If so, I need to start representing my country better. All this midget talk is ruining our image.
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with some older dudes,but the name escapes me right now.There is a dude named the GENERAL or something like that in it,you know the movie?
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So both arms and both legs have been replaced with chain guns. He pulls out the breakdance mat and voila, carnage ensues.
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GUMBO YOU FACKING NONCE!!! I haven't watched that in ages. I may have to give it another spin today
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He'd simply add poison to his steroids.
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"Die Blakey!"
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Thanks gentlemen. Definitely looking forward to what the new year's trenches have in store. For I am...TannedRested Ready.
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"What do you hunt...with a knife...in a nursing home?" Coming this Fall from Lionsgate.
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unless you are sandwiched between two, then they leave marks.
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I fucking love Darth Vader! He is hands down the coolest ever! He's even more cooler than Boba Fats!
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I've only been awake for 36 hours, max.
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aint that the truth. I'm waiting for the big push where we go over the top and bitchsmack all the trolls with the verbal bayonets of truth.
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Hey man, thanks for the kudos. I appreciate it. And DAMN! Would you believe it if I told you that I actually remember that quote?!?! While I don't recall the context, I hope that it wasn't the result of an overtly hostile exchange...
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Why is Boba Fett so fucking popular? The STAR WARS nerds can't get enough of that stupid piece of shit. Motherfucker fell into a hole in the desert and he's more popular than Yoda, Chewie and Salacious Crumb combined.
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My bayonet is fixed and ready. And when I go over the top, how fast am I gonna run?FAST AS A LEOPARD!
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You mean I'm not a smooth as silk MI6 agentwith a way with the ladies and borderline alcoholism? Fuck, how disappointing.
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Jan 10, 2008 10:14:56 AM CST
At least you're confusing your life with good movies
by caruso_stalker217
Not like that time I spent an entire week thinking I was Bill Cosby in GHOST DAD.
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memories of murder, silverfinger, animalstructure and Nodiggity. Bayonet the lot of them, says I.
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...by revealing that he is, for some reason, a little clone boy.
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It's not like he actually does anything cool- He pitches up, buys han from the empire then falls in a fucking big hole in the desert. it's as silly as liking jar jar. Although that's probably heresy to say round these parts.
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Come and make me, fucker.
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What the hell are you drinking milk for?
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Boba was cool. Then of course in Jedi, he does nothing, plus his death is crap. At least with Jango, he got his head lopped off. A much better death.
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Boba Fett is way more KEWL than Darth. Darth was the shit until Empire Strikes Back, then Boba took over. After Revenge of the Sith, what remained of Darth's coolness was diluted by Anakin's lameness. Boba was cool because nobody knew who he was or what his background involved. He was just there, looking cool. It was great because under that armor, who knew if Boba was a humanoid, some other alien, or even a robot? Plus, he only spoke like five lines. I guess what I'm saying is, Boba was enigmatic and remained so, whereas with each new film in the saga, Darth became less mysterious, more human, and thus more lame. Return of the Jedi was not kind to Boba. He even had a 'wilhelm scream' when he was launched into the sarlaac. But just because we saw him fall in doesn't mean he didn't get out. In the books, he does escape, with help from Dengar. But I don't really follow all the books. Too much crap out there, so the only canon for me is the movies.
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Jan 10, 2008 10:21:06 AM CST
there's plenty of mileage to be had from mistaking your life for
by lost jarv
at least it isn't TV. I once spent a while convinced I was living in a hellish northern chavhole full of deeply inbred fucks that did nothing but sleep with other genetically malformed northern chav monkeys and moan about "the social". Then I realised the ex-girlfriend was watching Coronation St.
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That final duel between Luke and his pops makes me cream my jeans every time. Boba Fett never made me cream once. Not even when he was standing around looking cool.
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at least outside of the format wars. And that's saying something. just own up- you tuck yourself into bed at night and read all the books, before going to sleep and dreaming of rectally penetrating that stupid CGI singing alien that Lucas put into Jabba's palace in the Special Edition of ROTJ. Or an ewok.
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Jan 10, 2008 10:23:54 AM CST
Making the storm troopers clones was just retarded
by caruso_stalker217
The storm troopers in the OT couldn't shoot for shit, yet the clone troopers in the new trilogy are expert marksmen.
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Boba Fett is a lame clone boy that fell into a hole in the desert. Hayden Dickheadssens dismal performances ruined vader, and Yoda was a demented green ping pong ball in AOTC- Obi wan still has credibility for setting Vadar's son up as a misguided missile to kill his dad with the promise of a bit of nookie with his twin sister as incentive.have I covered everything? oh yeah, Lucas Raped my Childhood and Jar Jar will forever be a cunt.
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and when does it occur- It's not like you can have chapter 31/2 "the new turd" and chapter 3 3/4 "The floater that won't flush"
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"Chewie let out a righteous bark, happy to be on the move again. One of the Ewoks thought he was asking for food, though, and brought the Wookiee a large slab of meat. Chewbacca didn't refuse. He downed the meat in a single gulp, as several Ewoks gathered, watching in amazement. They were so incredulous at this feat, in fact, they began giggling furiously; and the laughter was so infectious, it started the Wookiee chortling. His gruff guffaws were REALLY hilarious to the chuckling Ewoks, so -- as was their custom -- they jumped on him in a frenzy of tickling, which he returned threefold, until they all lay in a puddle, quite exhausted." That is an excerpt from the novelization of RETURN OF THE JEDI. So before you start jumping on the Ewok hate-wagon, just remember: it could have been a lot fucking worse.
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...I actually took the time to get up, walk over to the bookcase, take out the RETURN OF THE JEDI novelization and transcribe that paragraph.
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He's got an entire page with nothing but pictures of Princess Leia in the gold bikini! This motherfucker needs to get a life.
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"they jumped on him in a frenzy of tickling, which he returned threefold, until they all lay in a puddle, quite exhausted. Then C3PO bought over Chewie's razor and a big jar of vaseline and in no time at all the big wookie had shaved "fun spots" on all the ewoks. He roared with pleasure, jumped aboard and mightily buggered his little tickle pals, leaving congealed wookie-jism in their matted back fur".
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The people that write these shitty novelisations should get another job.
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Well fuck me slowly.
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He seems to think he is the only person in history to crack the fact that Star Wars and Indiana Jones are written to a formula. What a dickhead.
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...that this "Super Shadow" character is some kind of mad genius, spinning intricate lies to dupe unsuspecting morons. But such a man... such a man would have better things to do. This guy is a fucking lunatic. I've seen SHATTERED GLASS. I know how this freaks operate. He gave us FICTION after FICTION and we published it as FACT! The building he described...? It doesn't exist. He just MADE IT UP. Peter Sarsgaard tells it like it is.
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I want to see if he actually answers them, or if he just writes them all himself.
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before the voices tell him to kill.....Again.
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The sex is okay, but his constant cries of "Fuck mesa harder!" can become irritating.
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Olga, the new Bond chick.
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Like a bear scratching his ass on a tree.
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Now I wish the motherfucker would just go away. Fucking Abrams.
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If you take the time to cut and paste, you can take the time to insert paragraphs.
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...it really does sound like he's saying "It's a lion!"
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BALLLLLLLTAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!
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First it's Stallone, then it's midgets, then it's Stallone films with midgets, then it's DIE HARD briefly, then there's some shit about midgets, then STAR WARS, and now CLOVERFIELD. Is it still cool to rank on BAYFORMERS?
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Breathe Baltar, breathe.
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I am just all kinds of late on this one.
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Starring Sylvester Fett as Bruce Vader.
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Prez, make sure you answer all of Mr Saxon's questions, but have multiple posts, all longer than the preceding ones. We all like huge gobs of text to peruse over.
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and cause double postings.
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He gets very temperamental about that.
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"They might be 4 feet tall but they love the cock and take it deep inside their undersized love holes!" So I'm guessing anything over two feet is pushing it.
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Disclaimer: I thought the movie was okay, not super-great. I'm just bustin' for the helluvit.
Coming Soon: Rambormers--A tale of double and quadruple amputee dwarves from outer space! With robot prosthetics that transmogify into handheld kitchen appliances! No one is safe this summer! Beware the Midgets with Widgets! From Space! Earth's Biggest Battle...will be decided by Little People! With flippers for arms. -
Jan 10, 2008 11:46:54 AM CST
as long as Warwick is in "Midgets with Widgets..from Space"
by just pillow talk
And it's a trilogy.
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But since it will likely be directed by McG or some shit, I shall refer to it as RINO.
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It hasn't been written yet but I figured you'd know Pres.
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Nice fishnets. This talkback has hit the bottom rung. I love it.
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Jan 10, 2008 11:52:28 AM CST
Rambo, Indy and Batman will in 08 all bow to
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
EDGAR FROG. Lost Boys 2: Loster Boyser.
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I assure you, Mr Saxon. That shit IS real. Anyway, I don't think I've been here long enough to earn an entire article about my dead ass. Maybe a blurb. Anyway, I've been up too long to go to sleep now. If that happens I won't wake up til fucking 7 p.m. or something and I'll feel like complete shit.
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yeah man I'd do her while she held her bowie to my throat.
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Which is why I haven't slept in the first place. If I'm awake past 5 a.m. I prefer to just stay up, crash by about ten, and sleep a good 12-14 hours.
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Jan 10, 2008 12:01:07 PM CST
any mor MMILF's(midget milf etc etc) out there?
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
I know, I'd do Willows kid, She'd be about what 25 now, and she was already dradle worthy.
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Jan 10, 2008 12:01:36 PM CST
The Three Titted Cloverfield Lobster has a machine gun leg
by stuntcock mike
And it's pissed.
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In First Blood when the cops read Rambo's dogtag, they clearly state that his middle initial is "J," which precludes "Fucking" as a middle name. I think the "J" stands for Jethro.
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Jan 10, 2008 12:02:42 PM CST
mask-a-tron, John Rambo is a pussy compared too
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
EDGAR FROG! Yeah, you know it chump.
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Did I say I also had a Jar Jar fuck doll? I don't think I entirely remember writing that.
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It's basically First Blood, but with 17th century mayan indians. Highly recommended.
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Jan 10, 2008 12:04:47 PM CST
John Matrix could have a sequel next year but
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Edgar Frog would still kick his ass! The Meanest, the Baddest, Death to all Vampires!
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Is it mesa good-good shootin' da cremens in dat dere Gungan's poo-hole? That's bombad!
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Yes. I enjoy creaming that gungan's sphincter.
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I especially dig Jaguar Paw's emotional rant about his dead buddies dyin in the mud HHHWWWUUUGHHHH!
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Jan 10, 2008 12:08:37 PM CST
I watched Gladiator the other night
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Its basically a remake of Mad Max. Murder of wife and child plus his name is freakin Maximillion
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Not only did I like the movie, but I also thought it was cool of Mel Gibson to give Kirk Hammett from Metallica a starring role.
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I don't remember him or the Brian Den-uh-hee character from that film.
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I shall have my vengeance
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If memory serves correct it was Fred Savage.
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that little girl who tells them all that their fucked, "God would have Mercy, Jaguar Paw won't"
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...by not having Kirk shred some licks. It would have proven his superiority over the Sheriff and maybe the national guard wouldn't have blown him up with a bazooka.
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Actually, I think it was Maximus. Maximillian was the kewl red robot in "Black Hole." Not to mention the first name of the guy who played the villain, Dr. Reinhardt (Maximillian Schell). But since you brought it up, yeah, I see parallels between Mad Max and Gladiator. Both Gibson and Crowe are aussies, right? And both movies feature desert warriors in funny masks (well, Road Warrior does).
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2 hands + mouth = total coverage of three boobs. Problem solved.
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Instant full mast at the very thought, the very idea!
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Where the hell was Jaguar Paws Nam flashback?
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I know dude, I only watched it last week. Goddamn does Arnie know how to kill people or what?
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Fred Savage stole it for DADDY DAY CAMP, which he then used as a basis for that entire film.
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Trautman would be Flint Sky, Jaguar Paw's father. Trautman was like a father to Rambo, and in both films there is a paternal bond and fatherly advice being dispensed. The Teasle character would be Zero Wolf, the main badass chief of the evil tribe, who leads his "deputies" into the forest after Jaguar Paw. Both First Blood and Apocalypto feature prolonged manhunts through rivers and forest, with a team of "evil enforcers" going after one lone escapee. Both films feature the hunt and capture of boar / tapir. Both feature guerrilla tactics, right down to spring-loaded spike traps. Both feature a "long fall," with Rambo jumping off a cliff and Jaguar Paw leaping over a huge waterfall, in both instances the risks were taken to elude capture. And in both cases, once at the "bottom," the hero looks back up at his pursuers and makes a speech: "There's one mand dead, I don't want anymore hurt" vs. "I am Jaguar Paw, this is MY land!"In both movies, the heros sustain serious injuries requiring self-medication or surgery. I'm sure there's more. Point is, you can't go wrong borrowing from First Blood, which in turn probably owes a little to other manhunt adventures.
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"You're funny. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
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Now that you mention the Black Hole, it was only about 3 months ago that I saw that for the first time. WTF was with that ending, it was more incomprehensible than the Star Child from 2001.
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Circular saw blade frisbee-type thing shaves off top of head. 'nuff said. So good. Must see new Special Edition dvd now.
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Could accommodate a double t*tty-f&ck. Just sayin.' So like if you had double sausage, you could...
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I couldn't believe when watching it again that Sully is not only the gut from the Warriors, but that he's also the stalking freak in Ford Fairlane. Unfuckinbelievable OOHH.
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"AND RIGHT NOW I'M VERY HUNGRY!"
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I think the ending of "Black Hole" was symbolic, perhaps a literal, interpretation of them traveling through heaven and hell, leaving outer space and achieving "inner space" in a "white hole." The depiction of Dr. Reinhardt in Maximallian's robot shell is his personal hell to atone for his sins. And christ, was that creepy to watch as a kid. If you wiki the movie, it says stuff about how it was Disney's first foray into PG mainstream stuff, and it featured killings and zombies 'n shit.
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I know dude, that one shot had my jaw on the floor and I had to rewind it at least 3 times to make sure I had actually witnessed that scalping. I just couldn't remember it being that real!
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He also played T-Bird in THE CROW ("There ain't no comin' back!") and he was in that fucked up Dennis Quaid flick, DREAMSCAPE.
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bitch can't outact Arnie. nuff said.
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OF SOME PLEASURE. YOU WANT TO LOOK INTO MY EYES AS YOU TURN THE KNIFE"......."JOHN? HOW'S YOUR ARM JOHN?"
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Yes, that tool shed killing has yet to be topped for most kills in the shortest time. Matrix kills half an army using saw blades, a backhoe, a rake, a potting shovel, hedgeclippers, a weedwhacker, and a pair of gardening gloves. "Tell me NOWWWW!! Where's JINNY?!"
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Okay, not really. But I believe that John Matrix is every bit the mythical hero that Ulysses was. He throws pipes through people, eats Green Berets, and all of his grenades land directly under the badguys! Just like in the Greek tales of yore.
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Jan 10, 2008 12:29:38 PM CST
Gotta go boys(and ladies bwhaaahahahah)
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
keep it real, see ya on the flipside, see ya round like Jamie Presley's cooch.
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I don't need the Knife John, I don't NEED the knife.
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...that in the scene where Rae Dawn Chong is trying to fly the plane and Matrix is giving her instructions, that the dialogue sounds like it came straight out of a porno?
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I recall the fight between Bennett and Matrix as being kind of gay, because Arnie gets him really worked up about going mano-a-mano, and as they circle each other, Bennett is practically creaming his pants about "What I'm gonna do to you, Johnnnnn..." And then Arnie impales him with a phallic pipe and tells him to let off some steam.
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I have no clue what function it served, though.
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Around the time of Commando, each of Arnie's biceps had its own zip code? "I have to get my DWAH-TAH back!!"
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Whoops, wrong movie.
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Ranks about #3 on Arnold's List of Badass Shit That He's Done. Right between "Giving birth" and "Fighting the Predator."
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Said whilst eating the bean sprout sandwhich.
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Without English subtitles? It still makes sense.
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Next time you watch the fight, don't watch it, just listen. So gay(but in a good way)
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It deflects sharp objects. However, it impeeded Matrix trying to bite Bennett's nipples.
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Thanks for clearing this up. I can watch the film with a minimal amount of confuse now.
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what the fuck!
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So he can strangle his foes with the raw tape.
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Jan 10, 2008 1:06:55 PM CST
Now we show love for the gem that is called RAW DEAL!!!
by stuntcock mike
"You should not drink and bake"
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SPIDER in the third act of his life!I needed about 10(!)seconds to scroll down that MONSTERPOST!We dont need to see pictures of the CLOVERFIELD monster man,it looks like your POST!:)
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"GET OFF MY PLANE, STUPID CLOVERFIELD LOBSTER"
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I'd hit that. I'm talking MISERY-era Kathy Bates. Not, uh, not ABOUT SCHMIDT.
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"Jesus, with no gitch on she looks like a tuna melt"
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I LIED. Could have swornd that as he was falling I heard "Waaaariorrrrs, come out and plaaaaaay." Rae Dawn: "Where's Sally?" Governator: "I let him go." Sly, we love you and we love Arnold, but for the most part Arnold had the better lines. Although no one forgets Murdoch "I'm coming to get you." And of course "Yo Adrian." Still though even Burgess/Mickey had the better lines like "He'll kill ya to death." What am I saying, Sly wrote it. Sly gave him the lines.
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No doubt. No. Fucking. Doubt.
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We should have a BABY man:from BritishGermanAmericanCroatian descent living in Usbekistan!
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Jan 10, 2008 1:32:31 PM CST
'Don't you ever get tired of babysitting scumbags?'
by judge dredds fresh undies
Arn - 'Yeah, but in your case I'll make an exception'
From the 'classic' Eraser.
Gotta love those shots in Commando and Rambo of Arn and Slys ridiculously muscled bodies vibrating whilst they fire off a few thousand rounds with M-60s!
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Jan 10, 2008 1:32:44 PM CST
I'll bet her snizz looks like 10 pounds of shaved corned beef
by stuntcock mike
But so what? Kathy is the bee's knees.
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meesa am pissing myself.
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Yummy.
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I'm off to scarf down a can of Beef-a-roni. Keep the faith.
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It seems these days that the way to make it as an action star is to not look remotely like you could kick someone's ass, then they string you up on wires and CG in some explosions. That's why we've got shit like the UNDERWORLD films and the Tom Cruise action vehicle McCLANE'S WAY (Summer 2010).
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I often ask myself this.
Everybody knows Commando is ridiculous next to Bourne and the like but still it has such charm! So much that it's one of my fav film ever.
I miss the 80's!
The closest we've got was Die Hard 4.0 and even then you need the uncut version to fully appricate it.
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T2 killed the action film.
Think about it, Arnies films went down in quality after this and action films got too involved in story development.
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Sly,Mickey Rourke,The original Chuck Norris(the one that would ROUNDHOUSE kick Huckabee to HELL),slim Seagal,delicious booty Van Damme,the blonde bomb Dolph,Robert Patrick,Harvey Keitel(as drill srg.),Mr.T(his face wrapped up in bandages while in Germany)and of course:Hulk Hogan as evil Nazi commander Hulkenstein von Schrecklich(says to Sly one time:Brotha,feel my DONNERLIPS)!And any other stunt dude from the 80`s action movies.Any more suggestions?
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Definitely one of Arnold's best.
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the need for muscle bound actions stars. But, then again look at Jet Li, Jason Statham, Jackie Chan, and others who have smaller builds. There is a lot more competition out there, but truth is after a while we all got tired of the same old thing. It's like music. Heavy metal came out there were a few bands, then a bunch, then it kind of died out. Why? It all started to sound the same. Same can be said for 80s action movies. I wanted to love Eraser and End of Days. They were good, but not great because it was starting to all look the same. Why will we love Rambo, because there has been so much time between Rambo III and this one that we want the trip down memory lane. That is why Rocky Balboa did so well, but the truth also is that it was a great movie, and what Rocky V should have been.
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Jan 10, 2008 1:56:17 PM CST
in all future posts, please refer to her as THE BATES
by just pillow talk
And she would break your dick into a thousand pieces.And word Grammaton.
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Shattered.
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I think muscle action heroes aren't seen as often onscreen not because people don't want it, but because the stories were often formulaic, and that's what viewers got tired of, I think. Russell Crowe, of all people, came close to a muscleman movie with Gladiator, I'd argue, because the action was very physical, and the movie did well because it was something different (historical action). 'Course then everyone wanted on that bandwagon (Troy, Alexander, crap). It's cynical times we live in, more so than ever, so if you're gonna feature testosterone-fueled sweaty muscle machine-gun action, you gotta have a decent story to wrap it around.
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to the sword-and-sandal movies of the early eighties. But with a lot of that good old 00's shittiness thrown in. Though I do enjoy THE SCORPION KING. What The Rock could've been, huh?
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That just sounds awful, though. You take a mediocre-to-shitty director (Rob Cohen). Add an ever-expanding star with little screen presence (Brendan Fraser). Replace an established character with an actress completely unsuited for the role (Maria Bello = Rachel Weisz?). Keep the kid (now played by no one you've ever heard of). Trick Jet Li into starring (check). And score with Michelle Yeoh (I wish). And now we have, uh... I don't really remember where I was going with this.
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We need to do something or I have to watch BONES!Any ideas?
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More quality control must be had for a Stallone Talkback.
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Its cause people are saying boring crinch inducing "jokes". Those things destroy threads. Not putting people down, but its true....like those Indy sequel title jokes....99% were ugggggh.
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"Guns and breasts, in that order." exact quote from my jarhead brother.
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but will KURZINSKI VALENTINE ever return?
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...JUGGS DREDD, starring everyone's favorite midget, Bridget. Has Judge Joe Dredd (Sylvester Stallone) met his match in the sexy and diminutive Juggs Dredd? Hijinx and Sly-jinx ensue as these two battle it out for control of Cybertron... er... 22nd Century Earth? And just who is the REAL clone?
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is he a fan of Cleopatra Schwartz movies?
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Cleopatra Jones?
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over in the States too?Is there a possible connection with our lovely leading lady Bridget?
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which one was the rib,maybe both?
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A LOVE connection.
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When JOHN J. hits German screens!I envy you guys!And SHIT like AvP2 gets released one day after the start in the USA!Fucking movie companies!
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Though, with my fucking luck, my theater probably won't get it until weeks after the initial release. Same thing happened with ROCKY BALBOA. I guess that's the price you pay for living at the ass-end of nowhere.
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Thats odd!In Germany in every town same opening day.But seems like our systems are very different.
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But maybe -- keep in mind that it's been years since I last looked at a globe -- but the last time I checked, America was a lot bigger than Germany. That means we've got more theaters, which means motherfuckers like me who live in a small town sometimes get the shaft. We always seem to have the shitty movies opening at the same time. Mostly it's the big summer movies. But ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS just started playing this weekend. So we're really fucking behind. Anyway, it's cool that you guys have got a little order and stability over there.
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Which pissed me off royally. Fuckin WILD HOGS.
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I'm getting pissy and whiny.
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last week too!Strange SHIT!I thought,since the moviecompanies throw out so much money for nothing,they could manage to open movies anywhere.Maybe I overestimate the intelligence of the companies.
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midget summoning powers again,and then you have to be top of your game man.
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It doesn't look remotely interesting. I mean, I know kids are stupid and all, but come on. I was a kid once. I wouldn't have fallen for that shit. And perhaps you are giving the money men too much credit.
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Except it's one-thirty in the afternoon here. And I simply do not sleep in the middle of the day. It's one of my rules. Yes, like the transporter I have pointless rules.
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Arent we supposed to eat in front of our PC`s?
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Jan 10, 2008 3:37:39 PM CST
Honestly, I'm shocked I managed to pull of JUGGS DREDD
by caruso_stalker217
That's about as clever as I get. And without sleep... that's a good sign.
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Because a sandwich would be awesome right now.
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Except for that pig in part 1.
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I forgot how awesome that show was.
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Six, if one is a baby.
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Sorry, I had to pretend like I was working there for a bit.
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Whole.
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But with just two people it is not easy dude.
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I haven't slept in day(s). I need to keep my mind occupied. It's either this or jogging, but it's slippery outside and I don't want to break my fucking ass on the sidewalk.
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Gibberish
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oscar,it hurts.
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In the state I'm in I can function without it. But I have to remain active. If I go to sleep now I'll sleep all afternoon. Then I'll be up all night and the cycle will repeat itself.
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to even mention jogging here. Get some sleep tonite, my friend.
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Oscar was also the name of the pig Rambo shat.
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My sleeping habits are sometimes erratic. I'll end up crashing by nine or ten. With any luck I'll actually be up early enough to eat breakfast instead of skipping straight to lunch.
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oscar.It still hurts.But at least Arnie had Junior.
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I'm actually surprised (well not that surprised) that it gets as much shit as it does. But really, can you picture anybody but Schwarzenegger in that film? If Stallone had done JUNIOR it would have been completely ridiculous. For some insane reason Arnold makes it work. One man's opinion.
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Gotta be done with work by now.
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...staring at the RETURN OF THE JEDI novelization on my desk and I just realized that I stole it from my high school library. Probably six or seven years ago. I don't think I've even read it the whole way through. Really makes you think.
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They don't deserve the repeat viewings the classics get(yes, I'm including Raw Deal)
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And Arnie`s grin!I kills me everytime!
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best dam film of 06
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best dam film of 06
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I only remember the drink and bake line. And Arnold looked ridiculous in his sheriff's uniform. And I think a guy got executed in front of a mirror.
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Or maybe he has been, but I haven't seen it. Arnold made one scary fucking woman.
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Der City Hai=The City Shark!To keep the Arnie vs Sly feud going!
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And my flat inflection-less American accent fills me with shame.
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Jan 10, 2008 4:16:28 PM CST
Man, you got me thinking of the novelizations on my bookshelf
by stuntcock mike
Corvette Summer, Smokey and the Bandit, Star Wars, Convoy, Hooper, etc.....Sad to say the least. Before vcr's, that's all you had until they showed it on the tube. Don't miss that shit at all.
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Best. Title. Ever.
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And maybe THE PHANTOM MENACE.
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Jan 10, 2008 4:24:56 PM CST
Actually, that remind me of an episode of Family Guy
by caruso_stalker217
Brian reads the novelization of CADDYSHACK. "'Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na,' Ty said, sinking another ball. 'Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na.'"
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Rambo First Blood2=RAMBO2:der auftrag(the assignement,Rambo3=Rambo3!There is a lot more where that came from!When you wanna know just ask!
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"Mögen sie es im boot?" "Ja, zat feelz goot in meinem boot." And so on.
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"Mögen sie es im boot?" "Ja, zat feelz goot in meinem boot." And so on.
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The Return of the Sith Novelization was pretty bad-ass. You actually learned more than they showed in the movie.
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author,dont remember the name,and not just some BOOK with the movie BS.
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Jan 10, 2008 4:35:31 PM CST
I haven't gotten over Lucas butchering Williams' score
by caruso_stalker217
That shit is all cut up to hell. What that has to do with the novelization for REVENGE OF THE SITH I can't say.
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He wrote the novelizations for the first three ALIEN films.
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remember that one,they sure as hell gonna use it as movie translation!
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Jan 10, 2008 4:40:49 PM CST
I'm looking up novelization's to buy on Ebay right now
by stuntcock mike
I'm doomed. Platoon, E.T, Alien Resurection(ugh)
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Doppelposten! I love it.
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And then remember that some of the things were in the old book from 86!
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Jan 10, 2008 4:43:37 PM CST
Foster also wrote the novelizations for THE THING, STARMAN...
by caruso_stalker217
...THE BLACK HOLE, KRULL, OUTLAND, CLASH OF THE TITANS, DARK STAR, THE LAST STARFIGHTER, ALIEN NATION, THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, and even fuckin' TRANSFORMERS.
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Jan 10, 2008 4:45:25 PM CST
The only part about the ALIENS novelization I didn't like...
by caruso_stalker217
...was for some reason Foster changed the classic line "Get away from her, you BITCH!" to "Get away from her, you!" I don't think he would have a problem using swears, since fuck is said at least once in the book. Anyway, it really took me out of the story.
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How can you write all that SHIT down?
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Jan 10, 2008 4:48:39 PM CST
Writing novelizations has to be the laziest carreer EVER
by stuntcock mike
I should look into that for sure. Right up my alley. On a related note, I'm sure at some point I read the novelization for NIGHTHAWKS.
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...stepping on the fountain. It came apart with a resounding crash, yet went strangely unheard by Sam's parents.
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and kills him,if i am not mistaking.Wonder if they filmed that?
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I remember seeing a still photo of it. But Cameron took it out, since it was too soon for Burke to have an alien inside him. I believe he says "I can feel it moving."
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when he kills Rutger!There you have it!Long before Arnie.
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That's it! I'm watching that tonite!
With the late great Joe Spinell. -
Stealing Schwarzenegger's unearned thunder!
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Keep it going.
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...I'll have to take a look. Ah, here it is. He fires off a burst, hoping he got the aliens and Hudson, but you never find out.
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Cameron movie will kick ass!
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who can do a great job on a novelization. Okay dumb question. I know he wrote Splinter of the Mind's Eye, but was that based on a Lucas script that was never used, just his own ideas, or a combination. Regardless, I know Lucas had final say. I've never read any of his stuff, but didn't R.A. Salvatore do some big novelization a couple of years ago?
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...about half the visitors of this site are going to drop dead of coronaries. That's what you get for such great anticipation.
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And I cannot imagine how he could fuck up.Even Titanic entertainet me.
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...according to Wikipedia (and we all know how trustworthy THAT is) Splinter of the Mind's Eye was intended to be a low-budget sequel to STAR WARS, if the film was not a success. Apparently, Foster had a good deal of leniency while writing it. Though Lucas, I'm sure, had a hand in deciding where the story would go. But, of course, STAR WARS was a smash hit and spawned an entire generation of people who would never get laid, so that plan was scrapped.
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And I've liked everything the man has done. Especially THE TERMINATOR and THE ABYSS. So I'm sure AVATAR is going to blow our balls off.
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sounds interesting.
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Heard good things, though. I think.
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...veered into STAR WARS territory.
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Schlappe bullen beißen nicht!(tired cops dont bite),yes I know,crazy SHIT!
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It's the Kevin Bacon of movies
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How is Bridget doing?
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Watching Tom Hanks play second fiddle to Dan Aykroyd. If only they knew...
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Rolled on the floor when I saw that!
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...entitled TANGO & ASS. Raymond Tango has to team up with feisty midget cop Gabrielle Ass to avenge the death of his similarly-named partner Gabriel Cash. Things start to get steamy when these two opposites attract. The forecast calls for scattered showers with a chance of... HEAT. Coming direct-to-DVD this summer.
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Jan 10, 2008 5:42:36 PM CST
I like Aykroyd's speech to Christopher Plummer in the bathroom
by caruso_stalker217
"My partner and I witnessed that little torchlight picnic you threw last night, we're gonna put you where your kind always ends up - in a seven by seven foot grey-green metal cage in the fifteenth floor of some hundred-year-old penitentiary, with damp, stinking walls and a wooden plank for a bed. Sure, this city isn't perfect, we need a smut-free life for all of our citizens; cleaner streets, better schools, and good hockey team. But the big difference between you and me, mister, is you made the promise, and I'm going to keep it."
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That is a strange dude,but somehow funny.I thought he will class up this TB,but he simply vanished.Maybe Bridget got him?There sure is a Bridget death list!
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I dug her knee-high socks in CHRISTINE.
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Anyone who speaks out against midgets in this talkback mysteriously vanishes and is never heard from again.
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"P-A-G-A-N. PAGAN!"
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If not,your brain must be at least the size of Bridget!
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I definitely couldn't store that. Not with Dillon's speech from ALIEN 3 and Brad Dourif's rantings near the end of ALIEN: RESURRECTION already rolling around up there.
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And can just about recite that entire film. Except I sound like a complete lunatic, having several conversations with myself.
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Was the snake the same like in CONAN?
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Jan 10, 2008 5:54:18 PM CST
I've got large portions of O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? too
by caruso_stalker217
Damn those Coens and their memorable dialogue.
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movie greatness!
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This site has turned into an absolute joke. An entire 24 hours went by on a weekday and not a single update. I remember back when you could refresh the site six times a day and get new stories. Harry, it's clear you've moved on. You have other things going on in your life. But it was your youthful exhuberance that made this site great. Now we've been relegated to once a week visits from you discussing movies that have already been around for four months??? You need to do something if you want to save the site because lack of updates, extremely late scoops, and contributors that seem to be more interested in other endeavors besides AICN, have made this site... well, uninteresting. At least come out and explain yourself. Tell everyone why the site doesn't report as much and stop posturing like you're fully operational. I'm about to give up on AICN and I think a lot of other people are too. If you're okay with mediocrity then fine, ignore this. If not, people who have been loyal to the site deserve to know what's wrong.
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and me were not far from the edge!
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As evidenced by his '50s dress and when the Baitmate at the mansion mentions that one of her pet peeves is "men who smoke in public places." It must also be said that Dabney Coleman is hilarious in that film. And, surprisingly, so is Christopher Plummer.
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I've been bouncing around this site all day, trying to keep busy. Instead, I only sink further and further into this quagmire of a talkback.
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Jan 10, 2008 6:03:01 PM CST
Listen, hotshot. I'm gonna tell you something right now.
by caruso_stalker217
I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're troweling out. But until they change the laws and put you sleaze kings out of business, my job is to help you get back your stench ridden boxes of smut. And since I'll be doing it holding my nose, I'll be doing it with one hand.
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I am so fucking sick of CLOVERFIELD. And Dan Aykroyd is the man.
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but any other TB is dead too!I am just trying to keep caruso awake and busy!And he is a really funny dude!
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I`ll be back!
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Jan 10, 2008 6:08:31 PM CST
Besides, I've got nothing better to do at the moment
by caruso_stalker217
I suppose I could watch my new ZODIAC DVD, but I know I'll fall asleep 40 minutes in.
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Jan 10, 2008 6:23:49 PM CST
I'm not going to listen to this, I'm not going to hear this now
by ebonic_plague
I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is my pal
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Once they get in here... it's over, pal!
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It's gotta be the most underrated/unappreciated comedies of the '80s.
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You looked like a chicken and everything in front of your son. You SON.
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You looked like a chicken and everything in front of your son. Your SON.
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pleasure of First Blood and Lonewolf McQuade double feature!Back to the 80`s!
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So I should watch those tonight. Don't have RAMBO III, unfortunately. Then I could have a bona fide fuckin Rambo marathon.
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And does little to bolster my confidence in the film. However, it's been a slow movie month. So I might go see it anyway.
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it back in 99 from Canada!Got my first DVD player back then,regioncode free!That was expensive shit!Watched it 1000 times.Great action!
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and RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II. Or as I like to call it WHAT THE FUCK?: THE MOVIE. Don't get me wrong. It's a badass action movie. But it also completely destroys everything FIRST BLOOD was about. And you don't see that kind of shit too often, so I gotta give them props.
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By the time I will probaly know anything about it!The review was a little over the top(!)but I dont get the Harry hate.Some guys are really harsh.All that cocksucker,fat guy shit is not necessary!If you disagree with somebody tell him and go on.Just dont get it.Did you know he is in a wheelchair?
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Also has a badass opening. "Do we get to win this time, sir?" All that good shit, the Goldsmith coming in strong, RAMBO burned onto the screen. Very strong opening.
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At least the guy writes with enthusiasm. I may not agree with everything he says, but I respect his opinions.
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fully understand it!I stated in a POST somewhere far above,that for charakter and acting go with part 1.For BALLS TO THE WALL action go to 2&3.Completly different movies.
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Complete with '70s-ish vaseline lense photography. Once he starts talking about taking her back to the States you automatically think, "Well she's fuckin' dead." And it was awesome when he blew that fucker up at the end. Nobody wastes Rambo's girl and gets away with it.
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RAMBO(4)(FIRST BLOOD PART III) will be a mix of both. Balls to the wall action with introspective character shit.
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Bout a 9 on the tension scale there, Reub. Sorry, I'm having my own little talkback.
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BAD GUY,like the Russian dudes?In the trailers it is no sign of that.
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I don't understand that. It was only parked outside OWL DEHHH!
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I'm sure he'll be more realistic than the Russians.
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Jan 10, 2008 7:05:23 PM CST
He's not coming out until he resembles the man I married
by caruso_stalker217
Carol, we don't have that kinda time!
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Nothing to be worried about.
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I gotta go help set up a drum kit.
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I'm gonna watch television.
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I was talking to Travis Dane, Stuntman, and Caruso about Ace Ventura being shit out of a rhino-- and then quoted somebody talking about Chewbacca jizzing all over a couple of Ewoks. All that shit was deleted. What the fuck for?
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"I've worked in the private sector, they expect results."
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Weird, the pig stuff is still there. I guess mentioning a Wookie in arousing terms rubs some folks the wrong way. Of course, it rubs me the RIGHT way.
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The old man who lives next door- we don't know where the hell he is.
It will be hard to top the Russian baddie in Rambo 2, but the one in Rambo 3 was pretty weak. The giant Russian bear was ok, though. -
"I've never seen anyone drive there garbage to the end of the driveway"
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"You are, 'cause you're the garbage man."
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"WHAT'CHA GOT IN THE CELLAR, HERR KLOPEK?"
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"But now... now I want... my skull. Or perhaps I'll just take yours!"
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Jan 10, 2008 9:26:59 PM CST
"Smells like they're cooking a goddamn cat over there!"
by caruso_stalker217
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"I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some GODDAMN SLEEP!"
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"Is that supposed to go to 5000 degrees, you think?"
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"We shouldn't pay for that, we should sue THEM."
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Jan 10, 2008 9:34:01 PM CST
That's about all the 'BURBS quotage I've got in me at the moment
by caruso_stalker217
But I've got plenty of other gems from forgotten comedies of the '80s.
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There's a lot of fingers in that pie.
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I've actually moved beyond tiredness now and am now full of energy now.
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And I think if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch.
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She wouldn't be able to keep away from WoW long enough to bother me in a talkback. And that's the truth.
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"It's just I don't want to."
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It's shameful. The woman turned 47 yesterday. She ought to have more respect for herself.
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"I want you to sign my yearbook."
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I know Xiphos. It's a fucked up time we live in. Go to hell, metrosexuals. I'll get you and your frosted bangs too! However, I have made certain concessions. Scented deodorant, for example.
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She's always trying to convert me. Though I do like being the undead. Not enough to play on a regular basis, though.
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Jan 10, 2008 10:16:00 PM CST
Why do those guys feel the need to look that good?
by caruso_stalker217
That's way too much fucking maintenance. I hardly ever change my pants. These motherfuckers get their eyelashes dyed.
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The weird thing is that when I watch movies it looks like they were shot on video or something. The people move too smoothly, like it's an episode of "Mystery" on PBS or something. Other than that, no hallucinations. No bloodlust.
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You'll see. This talkback is going to be all the rage in a few days.
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I'll be half insane, but it wouldn't be the first time. And I don't drink coffee. Tea, I drink. But caffeine doesn't do shit for me. I'll have to rely on my wits alone.
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No worries about calling me gay. I kind of deserved it at the time. I basically aided and abetted the hijacking of a thread, and started killing face-time at my job with shooting the breeze with other hijackers. You called us on it. To make a long story short, I got banned, pissed off Moriarty, and wasted far too much valuable site bandwidth with my bullshit. [Cartman voice] It was wrong-uh! WRONG-uh!
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Super Shadow actually replied to my comments! He doesn't write them all himself!
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In awe, I tell you. In a good way or a bad way--I don't know yet.
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Seems like he's just jerking people around. But I still can't get past the fact that he put all the time and effort into the website. That's just way too much time and way too much effort to put into a joke. So this guy really must be a psycho manipulator like Stephen Glass.
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"I want my Playboys! I wanna trip to Dis-ney World!"
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Rambo is the SHIT in this... I won't see it, but HOLY HELL -- IT LOOKS NUTS. I can totally see this rocking for who it's intended. AWESOME JOB SLY!!!!
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1. If you do decide to do your Edgar Allen Poe project whom are some actors you've been thinking about for Poe? I personally would love to see out of the following: Johnny Depp, Jim Caviezel, Billy Crudup, or Robert Downey Jr.
2. Your 'Death Wish' remake. What will you change, what will you modernize, and will it be a hard-R-balls-to-the-wall-gritty-shoot-em'-up-revenge-flick or will it be violent but not to the point of the "Saw" movies where gore outweighs substance and heart.
3. You did Judge Dredd but I'm curious if you would want to go back and play another superhero. You've played Rambo, why not Captain America or another pro-America ass-kicker?
4. Lastly, I'd like to say thanks for "Rocky Balboa." I consider it the best Rocky next to the first movie. It was gutwrenching, tear-jerking, inspiring, and had every angle and aspect of what the first movie was---an underdog story who rose to greatness. Thank you so much for making it and finally releasing the anthology set with all six films. You are the king man, you are the king. -
Glad to have you back man. I can't wait for Rambo. It's on!
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I am in awe of Supershadow, in awe of how any person could spend so much time and energy on a website designed to make him appear an insane jackass.
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My favorite Supershadow moment was his fake interview with Ewan McGregor, where he freely sprinkled in stereotypical English expressions like "bloke" and "bollocks" I'm sure if he realized McGregor was Scottish it would have been "wee bonny" and "och aye"
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Whether the guy is seriously nuts or just some asshole jerking off, he obviously is not right in the head. I mean, he's got to spend most of his free time on this shit.
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Is, and will always and forever be, WTF?
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I'd have to think about it. Maybe: "Stallone...what makes you so amazing?" Or, "Did you know that Rocky Balboa blow my hair to the back of the auditorium?
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It's about as simple and straightforward a question one could hope for, yet I still came off sounding like a complete dipshit.
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did red sonja swallow cobra's cum, or what?bet she did.
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I am humorous.
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someone ask him about his porno.
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Can I join? I also do backing vocals although it's not really my strongest feature. I've written this great song called "I Chose To Visit New York On The Wrong Day (The Cloverfield Song)"We can even do the Cthulu Dance!
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gets all the chicks.
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Hey Sly, You know with all these actors getting involved in video games and lending their voices to the games based on the movies they have done like: Scarface,The Warriors, The Godfather, Reservoir Dogs, From Russia with Love,Ghosbusters, and of course, "Rocky" will you ever consider doing a Rambo video game 'cuz i truly believe rambo deserves it. I was thinking maybe the game can start off showing how Rambo first started out in vietnam and it goes all the way from the first film to the fourth film. I'm a member of youtube i even did a video about that topic. feel free to check it out for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKAsyf8y3Fg
You can check out this other video too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzz5DfYHti0
So,Please!!!,Please!!!,Please!!! do a talk back on this topic. I really deserve an answer. Thank, Anyway!!
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Ah poop.No, I'm not really a South Park fan. My girlfriend and her sister love it but it's just not really my type of humour. I'm more of a Family Guy guy. I know some people think that show is shit but I love it! It's the only animated comedy (including The Simpsons) which manages to make me laugh out loud at least once an episode. I have all the boxsets!
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Sorry for missing the party but unlike the great caruso I need to sleep(shame on me)!
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I love the first two films..the 3rd was ok but not as compelling. The story in the new one looks good to me. I can't wait! Stallone for President!
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Just read back through the TB. Unbelievable. That's like someone picking on Ghandi.Glad a peace treaty was arranged though. Don't often see that on AICN. Usually grudges stick around forever. Just look at Anchorite and SexyBack!
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And the BSB/Anchorite thing has reached silly proportions now.
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...must be unlockable in any new Rambo game that comes out.
You know what would be cool? A Rambo light gun game...the Wii version should be like that....arcade style -
If Rambo gets on a horse and chases a goat carcass with mujahadeen in the new film to prove he's sincere, I will be disappointed. Also, at some point during the last 15 minutes, there must be an utterance of "Fuck you" or "Fuck 'em," followed by gunfire and carnage. Hey, wouldn't it be totally gay if Rambo has a framed 8x10 color photo of Col. Trautman on his nightstand? And he wakes up and kisses it each morning before he goes fishing off his boat with exploding arrows. Do you think Rambo has a village girl come to felate him each day? Or does he have a collection of rubber fah-ginas in his shack?
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Could be bad for your health SIR!So watch out when walking in front of mud covered walls or holes in the ground and trees or bushes!But I am sure your death will be swift and painless.or maybe not.
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I am the first to get on my knees and worship at the altar of Rambo every day. I was just making some humorous speculation, some "what-ifs" or alternate universe scenarios about his lifestyle. Maybe they could show Rambo living in the jungle with that guy he used to stick-fight, and after dinner the fellows sit at the table and play Rockem Sockem Robots, with Rambo grunting as he works the controls? "HWAH! HUH!"
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but I thought bringing some RAMBO like killings to the table(!)is not a bad thing to remind everybody we are taking on the TOUGHEST FUCKER ON THE PLANET!
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Sly should get all those Nu Metal trailers "let the bodies hit the floor" erased from the surface of the web, it sucks just plain.
The message they send is "killing is cool, while listening to Nu Metal WARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG stuff".It's the opposite of what this movie is trying to convey.
Oh, and please, FIRE THE DUMBASS WHO DID THE LETTERING, USING IMPACT FONT SHOULD BE REASON ENOUGH TO GET YOU FIRED FOR LACK OF CREATIVITY. They are going to kill all this movies chances. -
He mentions the upcoming Q&A in this video interview: http://tinyurl.com/ypwmyz Sorry if this has already been posted.
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http://www.collider.com/entertainment/news/article.asp/aid/6607/tcid/1
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They are targeting the younger masses who may have heard of the legend of Rambo and use the character in conversation when referencing a badass, but dont actually know much about him. The ads are designed to elict a "whoa! the badass is back!!" reaction.
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The POST counter is getting down instead of up!It was 410+,now it is 394!Can somebody explain?
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You're looking at the tallies for "the last 24 hours." I suspect that as any TB gets older and "dies out," the posts become less frequent. Thus, while the number of total posts goes up, the number for the last 24 hours will drop until the TB is kaput.
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Using that generic nu-metal song thats been used for so many times before (does that song come super cheap, like 1 cent or something?)...The silver logo used in the trailer....it's almost as if the advertising people are treating this as a throwaway action movie. Its like the people making the ads are not fans of the series.
The Rocky Balboa ads captured the spirit of the series. They looked like they were made by an expert advertiser who loved the original Rocky.
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Holy shit! Those clips are for real! Love the "nuclear" claymore.
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I just watched those TV spots at the link coltrautman provided. You weren't kidding, that nu-metal background music is the worst and does the film an even bigger disservice than the gunmetal impact font. It's like they're promoting a war cartoon, which is exactly what a lot of "regular people" think Rambo is, but we know it's not. Thanks again for that link. I'll probably watch each of those clips like ten times at work today. Maybe with my pants down.
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I've been taking mad C & echinacea-goldenSeal up the ass and still teh shit just lingers like the cranberries. Can't wait for Rambo btw!
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Considering a Wii can be installed in 10 minutes, I am wondering exactly how bad this flu virus really is.... Harry, this is not the HIV virus or the T-Virus....
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I don't know If I'm going to see this Sly. I loved First Blood. That movie proved you don't need over the top gory violence to be sucsessful.
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I hear that the credits read...
Written by Art Monterastelli and Sylvester Stallone
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Still going, I see.
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Wookies and midgets and Ahhhnold!
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Yahoooooo!
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midget action and RAMBO TB!But the site kills me right now,it is so slow!Hope to seeyou soon.And Mr Saxon too of course!
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=345026
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=345026
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There were two midgets in Vegas one weekend. They weren't really winning anything and soon became bored. One midget said to the other, "Why don't we get a couple of prostitutes for the night?" "Good idea!" The other one said. So, they got their prostitutes and went into their hotels rooms. One of the midgets was getting frustrated, so he kicked the girl out. Since he had nothing better to do, he decided to eavesdrop on his friend. He took a glass, and put it up to the wall. He heard, "One, two, three, Uh! One, two, three, Uh! The next day, the two midgets were at the bar downstairs from the hotel. The on midget asked, "So, how was it last night?" The other replied, "Aww, the bitch wasn't doing anything for me, so I kicked her out. But I over heard you guys last night; sounded like you were having a lot of fun." The other replied, "Man, are you kidding?! I couldn't even get on top of the bed!"
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A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!
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A Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit!
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upload Mr caruso`s fine midget poetry!They need to do something,it is going on half day!Hope you had a good refreshing sleep caruso_stalker217.
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Shity slow technology!Kills all the fun!
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After a dry spell like we've had the last couple days, the absolute last thing they should do is drop ten or so new articles on us. Spread that shit out, fellas!
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My sleep was indeed good and refreshing.
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Hope we get something going again!
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All over the new material. I welcome this return to normalcy and celebrate it by blasting some Nina Hagen.
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Sorry man.I hate her guts!She should meet John J..And we have a little something going in the Vern TB,doing our own DTV movie.Check it out.
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Jan 11, 2008 7:08:25 PM CST
Shame on you, travis-dane. How can you not like this shit?
by caruso_stalker217
http://tinyurl.com/2agtr4
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It'll be interesting to read the analysis of Rambo from Harry, Mori, Massa, Vern and Quint, when they each eventually get to see it.
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Okay so every time I post it is deleted within a few hours. Nice. Thanks a helluva lot Moriarty-- you fucking bastard. Why not just ban me if you don't like what I say? Then I can know to make a new handle.
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Jan 11, 2008 10:35:48 PM CST
I - I - I like little girls/They make me feel so GOOD!
by caruso_stalker217
http://tinyurl.com/2zzujd MIDGETS!
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I'm no perv like Mr. Elfman.
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TALKBACKER REFUSES TO LET STALLONE TB DIE WITH DIGNITY! When asked about his pathetic obsession with flogging dead horses, caruso_stalker217 (as he asked to be called) had this to say: "Hey, I like average-sized women as much as the next guy, but nothing beats sex with a midget." When asked to elaborate on his activities on aintitcoolnews.com, caruso_stalker217 became violent and demanded that we give him a quarter so he could call his mother to come pick him up. "I've got rights like most people," Mr. stalker217 said just before police took him down with pepper spray and a canine unit. Later at a press conference held during his nephew's birthday party, Mr. stalker217 told reporters that he was "sorry about the pain and mental anguish [he] has caused" and went on to explain that he is on "certain medications that sometimes cause [me] to spontaneous ejaculate." He refused to elaborate further. A hearing will be held on February 12 to determine whether Mr. stalker217 should be allowed on public forums in the future.
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That Nina Hagen vid scarred my soul.
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But with positive results.
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MENTAL constitution,the "love" of your fellow midget loving TB`s will BUST you out!And I am sure John J.is with us!
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Rambo would never leave a man behind.
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tries to reach the chopper and drags the poor POW dude with him!I think RAMBO does not know the words"Leave Behind",man he is the toughest fucker on the planet!
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He totally faked out that helicopter pilot when he was pretending to be passed out. I bet that guy felt like a real asshole a split second before Rambo nailed him with the bazooka. Though how he did that without cooking the POWs behind him I'll never know.
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the planet!Just RAMBO,his bazooka and the dumb looking sowjet dude!So he could not harm anybody else!
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...over any sort of logical scientific explanation. Rambo is magic. End of story.
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RAMBO"you are lucky when I kill you with a bullet and not going survival knife twisting fun on you,you commi bastard".RAMBO just kills/hurts what RAMBO wants to kill/hurt!
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"You know the saying. 'Make love, not war.' Rambo can do both at the same time." -- Col. Samuel Trautman (ret.) from a non-existent film.
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RAMBO in the new movie!I allways thought when Sly makes a new one,it has to be a Hardcore REVENGE movie,going APESHIT on the fuckers who killed Trautman!I mean Trautman surely did not die sleeping!But looks like we are not gonna get that.BUT,maybe the Judie Benz charakter is somehow related to Trautman(daughter,granddaughter),that would be cool SHIT!
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It's been nearly twenty years since Vietnam veteran John Rambo killed a motherfucker. But the silence is about to be broken when Rambo (now living out of the bait and tackle shop he operates in the jungles of Burma) learns of Col. Trautman's murder. Filled with an overpowering desire to revenge, Rambo tracks down his former CO's granddaughter, a rogue DEA agent hellbent on finding the murderer at any cost. The two join forces to track down Trautman's killer, enlisting the aid of mercenaries once they've ascertained the whereabouts of his heavily-guarded compound deep inside hostile territory. Featuring French Stewart and Anthony Anderson as an annoying duo of computer techs.
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but who is French Stewart?sounds fishy to me.
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Jan 12, 2008 9:07:50 AM CST
French Stewart was in that show "3rd Rock From the Sun"
by caruso_stalker217
With John Lithgow. Actually, I think the only reason he popped into my head is because he played one of the soldiers in STARGATE.
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here in Germany,but also TV shows.Here we go:3rd Rock From the Sun=Hinter`m Mond gleich links=Turn left after the Moon!!!!i feel bad now.
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http://tinyurl.com/3xujrk
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Why can't you just accept America's supremacy!? I'm joking, of course. I dig foreign titles for American films. Sometimes they're actually better.
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Aint going soft on Babes either!Pure killing machine!Need him in our DTV movie too.He could be Seagal`s son.
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hope it is spelled right.Anyway in that movie the hero goes to jail and the dudes want him to fight(he is a boxer or so),he refuses,they beat him up and throw him in the hole!Down there is a midget superfighter(!)who beats him up too!Then Mr.Midget becomes his mentor and teaches him how to kick ass midget style!SOUNDS CRAZY,i know and it is along time since I saw it but its real.Check it out if you can!
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That sounds epic. I wonder if my sister has seen it. She's really into the shitty martial arts movies they show on satellite.
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A man is framed for murder and sent to prison. He is beaten and tortured, then forced to fight the prison's worst killer, a martial-arts fighting midget called Thud!!!!Holly SHIT!Have to see that again.
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Or any action film that features a midget.
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I cant stand how theyre doing the trailers for T.v. "The let bodies hit the floor" really dumbs it down for me..and doesnt go well with rambo except maybe on the mtv movie awards ..Im still pumped up to see this ..
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But somebody should bitch-slap that guy.
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Jan 12, 2008 12:19:06 PM CST
Lots of slow-motion with Rambo firing off big guns
by caruso_stalker217
Bakerman is baking bread...
Sagabona kunjani wena...
The night train is coming...
Got to keep on running...
Bakerman is baking bread...
Bakerman is baking bread...
You've got to cool down...
Take it easy...
You've got to cool down...
Relax take it easy...
Slow down relax... -
your skills!
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...because I had to look up the lyrics. I remembered the first line, but the rest was hazy.
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Jan 12, 2008 12:50:46 PM CST
Ahh,you almost got me!vBut I still believe in your powers!
by travis-dane
Bridget will not DIE!
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If she does, then my life will have been for nothing.
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my questions!sounds nerdy but SHIT!It is SLY!
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See ya later!
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ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA. Better get on that shit.
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because I don't want anyone connected with this site having my direct e-mail address. Call me paranoid.
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YOU are not very nice to RAMBO!I hope he KILLS you in a proper and ugly,brutal manner.
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ever title gotta have SINESTRO CORPS WAR in it
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And other words of encouragement!
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Your post above is somehow strange.What do you mean?JUst watched Red Rock West,great movie.
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Brian Tyler, composer of the new RAMBO, will be interviewd LIVE on Sunday, January 16 at 1030pmEST / 730pm PST on Movie Geeks United!, the most popular internet radio and iTunes movie-themed podcast show.
Listeners may tune in live, converse with other RAMBO fans in the chat room, or call into the show with their own questions. The show can slo be accessed anytime on relay.
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But I really don't have an answer for you. I haven't slept all day. Maybe that's why.
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...between John Rambo '82 and John Rambo '08? Would it be worth watching on pay-per-view, or would the fight end too soon and piss everybody off? Do I have nothing better to do than lurk around these talkbacks?
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A penguin is driving through Arizona (as they do) on a hot summer's day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it's leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it.
The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if he comes back in an hour he can tell the penguin what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk.
He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he's a penguin and it's Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream.
Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, "Did you find out what is wrong with my car?"
The mechanic replies, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
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Has the industry changed much? And does he find he has to swallow his pride when talking shop with twentysomething execs who really don't know what the fuck they're doing?
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Jan 13, 2008 11:35:06 AM CST
Xiphos, good suggestion, but I'm just too lazy.
by grammaton cleric binks
Besides, most of my questions have already been answered, or I'll sit back and enjoy the new ones. Stallone's last Q&A was brutally honest and awesome. It gave me new respect for the man.
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should be hanged by the balls, then wipped to the bone and feed up to the piranhas. And even then, this would be too mercyful, when you take into account how BAD all the trailers and the fonts are. Nu Metal anyone ? If any kid get killed in any school because he thinks shooting people while listening to Nu on the Ipod is cool, the guy will be responsible.
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thats all!
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Don't leave me hanging!
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Can't wait for round 1 of the Sly Q&A! Whatever happened to the Bruce Willis Q&A? He got bored after the first round and never came back!
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From IMDB.COM Action star Sylvester Stallone recently ran into trouble with authorities in Japan, after he was found in possession of growth hormones - according to his ex-fiancee Janice Dickinson. The former supermodel alleges Stallone was taken into custody after being caught with the same muscle-building drug he was convicted for possession of in Australia last February. Following that incident, he was formally convicted on charges of importing a prohibited substance in May and was ordered to pay nearly $10,000 in fines and legal costs. And Dickinson claims Stallone is still up to no good. She tells the New York Post's gossip column Page Six, "Stallone was recently arrested in Japan for growth hormones." Dickinson recently revealed on a TV show that Stallone took the drugs to boost his body during their relationship in the early 1990s, and even claimed he once injected her in the arm when she was asleep - allegations Stallone has vehemently denied. But Dickinson is adamant she is telling the truth, and is demanding an apology for him branding her a 'liar'. And she has threatened to reveal all about the Rambo actor's past if he refuses to do as she asks. She adds, "If he doesn't shut his big mouth, I'm going to really tell everybody what he did to me. If he doesn't retract calling me a liar, I'm going to really talk - and he doesn't want that, so he'd better make nice..." The couple was engaged in the early 1990s, but Stallone ditched her when a Dna test proved he wasn't the father of her daughter Savannah. A representative for Stallone has declined to comment on Dickinson's latest allegations. So perhaps we won't get any questions answered before Rambo?
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false rumors spread by Janice Dickenson...he was never in Japan or arrested..
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Prove its false. Search for STALLONE ARRESTED IN JAPAN and several reputable sources pop up with the same story, Yahoo and MSN included. Sly's camp refuses to comment. So tell me its fake.
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every article posted it says "janice dickenson claims" why should I believe her??
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I dont give a shit. Just pointing out an article I found this morning.
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WTF? Okay, so you don't like Stallone or his films, fine, to each his own. So why hang in this TB and ruin the party for those who do want to discuss things with Sly and about Rambo? Why disparage the guy over and above the "I don't like his films, here's why" type-remarks, which are always welcome for debate? Clearly, you're just lurking to antagonize. But you didn't count on one thing: Rambo is the mother defenders of the antagonized.
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but look. When you get right to it, Sylvester Stallone is an actor. If he were competing in professional sports, "cheating" with steroids or HGH would be reprehensible. But oops, he's not a professional athlete, he's an actor in movies, where everything is about pretending and artificially making things look as they are NOT. Sure, doping would be an extreme of this, and the substance is illegal is many places. But anybody crying about "he's cheating, those aren't really his muscles" is off the mark, because movies are all about illusion and being "fake." If you personally have a thing against those types of drugs, don't take 'em, or don't see Stallone's movies, or both. I guess I'm the type who is able to keep my personal feelings about drugs and shit separate from my admiration of Sly as an actor / director, so I can continue enjoying his movies. What he does in his free time ain't my business, and ain't for me to judge, even if the news media wants to make me aware of it.
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And I don't give a shit how he obtains that ungodly physique. I just thought it was funny he got busted again for the same shit, and I'm sure he acted all shocked that it was considered an illegal substance again!
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Good enough for Sly, good enough for me.
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the hell are you gonna add the first batch. today is monday
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Post the god damn questions, you morbidly obese bastard.
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How long does it take? Hurry it up already.
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This is gonna be the movie Live Free or Die Hard should've been!
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Jan 14, 2008 5:20:20 PM CST
It's Monday. Where are our questions and answers, Harry!!!!
by alice cooper stalker
Why does this feel like deja vous? Wasn't this the MO last time Sly answered our questions?
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Harry aint posting them today.
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Guys, settle down on Stallone Q&A. Stallone is a busy man, he's an actor/director and film maker, he has better things to do than browsing and posting on the net. Be patience and give him time. I'm sure Harry will post the questions asap as soon as he gets them from Sly. I'm positive they'll be up tonight. Don't give Harry a headache, relax, shut up and wait.
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waited the whole fucking day!He doesnt need to put that shit up at 11.59pm!At least Harry could tell us a time slot!
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Or better yet, tell us that they will be posted later than expected.
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I've waited all day too and I'm being patience. Sly is a busy man, he lives out in California. Cut the guy a break.
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http://media.movies.ign.com/media/041/041142/vid_2250734.html
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If I were Sly, I'D be so damn lazy with stuff like this, you'd get the answers around the time RAMBO is released on DVD.
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