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Karyn Kusama to put her hands all over JENNIFER'S BODY!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. JENNIFER'S BODY is one of my most anticipated projects in production right now. Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody's collaboration continues, albeit in a different form. Cody's script for JUNO was great and now her next flick sounds right up my alley.
Reitman is producing the horror comedy which has TRANSFORMERS hottie Megan Fox attached as the lead, a cheerleader who is possessed and must feed off the boys of this small farm town. Her average everyday BFF has to try to save the boys of the high school from this man-hungry creature.
GIRLFIGHT's Karyn Kusama will helm. She also directed AEON FLUX... a movie I refused to see. There are few movies that look so bad to me I will not subject myself to them, but that was one of them... However, I do have faith in Reitman and faith in Cody's script.
Can't wait for this one!
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That Finnish jackass...
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Just in case you were wondering.
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Calling your best buddies douches is the new f***t. (I refuse to type the "f word")
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...Juno doesn't look that interesting, but I've not heard any outright bad word on it, and HEAPS of good stuff, plus Girlfight was pretty good and that chick is fuckable. So...Could be alot of fun compared to the other horror flicks out there.
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Awful incomprehensible shit. It looked purty though
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The voices never left bro. They're just getting louder.
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Even though it wasn't much like the cartoon. Yeah, it didn't make much sense, but it sure had some fantastic art design. Actually, now that I think about it, it WAS just like the cartoon!
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JUNO was ungood. The story meandered, the characters implausible, the dialogue distractingly bad. Listen, Diablo: People don't talk like that. They just don't.
A small example: One character smelled like soup. It was generally agreed by several characters that this character smelled like soup. What does this even mean? Does soup have an implicit smell? Wouldn't you agree you'd have to specify what sort of soup first? A person could smell like chicken soup, or carrot soup, or Campbell's cream of mushroom soup, but they'd have a hard time smelling like just soup, right? Nope, not in JUNO land. It's bad writing, people.
And last night Cody won a critic's choice award for best screenplay. Critic's choice my ass. THERE WILL BE BLOOD had a far superior screenplay. Hell, SUPERBAD had a far superior screenplay. -
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. I saw it at a cast and crew screening when I was working for this company selling the movie props after filming and I couldnt believe how proud of the movie they were. I just kept my mouth shut till I got in my bosses car and then I let loose on what an awful piece of shit it was.
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Cmon you know it would work. Eva Green for Hawkwoman, that would work too.
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Jan 08, 2008 11:12:19 AM CST
TERRIBLE Director + TERRIBLE Writer + TERRIBLE Actress = TERRIBL
by shakes the clown
Fox has a terrible script on their hands and they know it. Otherwise they would have been able to get a better director and better actress.
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Aeon Flux wasn't THAT bad... It wasn't terrific, but it had its good parts.
I'm a huge fan of the anime and was hoping for something better than we got, but it wasn't horrible... -
Not great by any means but was a Sci Fi with alot of good ideas and interesting action set pieces.
I hope Karyn Kusama can bring something new to the horror genre, particularly some hot M Fox action. -
Will Diablo continue to rip off Tarentino?
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...It's about a cannibalistic hot chick who must survive but devouring numerous High-School character archetypes? Let me guess: She starts with the jocks and then moves on to nerds and no one notices that all her previous boyfriends and hook-ups tend to get eaten?
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Diablo Cody should be proud. She was able to make a feature length script out of a shitty Smallville episode. Diablo must suck one hell of a cock is all I'll say.
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They're kind of the same show.
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If you want to, for some reason, be saved from her, ur so gay bitches!
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having a vagina will get you when you have a little bit of success...
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Megan Fox? I'm skeptical.
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why on earth would someone as talented and hot right now as Cody and Reitman are, choose these pathetic excuses for talent?anyone that thinks a shitty director and a shitty lead actress can't derail a great script, you are WAY wrong kiddos...this has train wreck written all over it, which is horrendous, because Juno was one of the best movies I've seen in 10 years.
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Demon-possessed Megan Fox comes after you and attempts to eat you. This sounds like a bad movie WHY??
The only possible improvements to this story would be if Megan were required to fuck you to death, then eat you starting with your cock. If I could dictate how I'd most like to die, you can't go far wrong from THAT scenario.
That Megan Fox is teh sex, right there. -
Not seen the movie, but the cartoon wasn't exactly a picture of comprehension. In fact, it seemed to be made by London art students whacking themselves off at how obscure and oblique they were being, when in fact they were just wanking.
Interesting, but highly over-rated, and nowhere near as smart as it thought it was. -
How in the name of Beelzebub is Juno so good that it transcends the irritating and annoying presence of Ellen Page? For you Scrubheads: ya know how much Dr. Cox hates Hugh Jackman? Multiply that by ten, and that's my reaction to just the damn MOVIE POSTER with Page on it! Granted, this is based solely on Hard Candy; and maybe she's just the darlingest person in the world for reals...but AAUGH! (And this topic isn't even about her! See? See what she's done?)
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My main problem with it, as a leg and foot guy, was the sidekick with hands for feet. Can't do that. Also, she looked more than a little like a post-op TS. Charlize was, well, Charlize; and the movie reminded me more than a little of Ultraviolet--ok, good rental, but returned the next day.
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I've seen at least three articles on this project so far. Cody is a skank. Juno was horrific. Aeon Flux, not even beautiful Charlize could save that one. But above all, I don't like that Cody tamp and her bullshit dialog!
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that with all the pop-up adds on the net. Could be good for a laugh.
BTW is it me or is the premise of Teeth completely based on the Vagina Troll joke in Clerks II. -
Blatant plagiarism of Hole's Live Through This, by the way...why not a mention, fanboys? This is so trivially poignant, it's disgraceful that no one recognizes a song title such as Jennifer's Body...Courtney Love is God!
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