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New Yorkers! RSVP for Rob's Party and celebrate giant monsters attacking the city!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The viral marketing for CLOVERFIELD is in its final stages now, 11 days prior to release. They're throwing a surprise party in New York on the 17th for the main character and if you want to go you need to RSVP via MySpace (CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE PAGE!).
I'm hearing rumblings that this might be a really special party. If you're in New York and can't wait for the big monster madness... well, there you go. Let me know what happens!
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sure beats the lame poster on msg...
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...hope it doesn't.
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Just a quick reminder. YOU'RE A VIRGIN TROLL DOUCHE. That is all. Have a Christlike Day!!!
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i was first to say first, damn it...
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Coz I live in australia. Luckily the film opens on the 17th here, and coincidentally my name is rob and it's also my birthday, so i shall make all my friends come and see the first session for my party. awesome.
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Why won't you accept me as a friend on myspace? The only other person to accept me is Tom, but I don't know him and he looks creepy.
I even have a new wallpaper on my page (it's brown).
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HTTP://WWW.1-18-08.COM
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Because if so, I will drive to NYC for this.
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What with the giant monster attack in the middle of it totally ruining getting your buzz on. Count me out on that.
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Jan 07, 2008 9:35:25 PM CST
So what if there is a fake monster "attack" in the middle of it?
by tallboy66
Are they going to turn the lights on and off really quick while some Bad Robot Interns run around in potato sacks making scary noises? Somebody trip 'em!
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Jan 07, 2008 9:36:53 PM CST
the more they reveal about this flick - the more I lose interest
by jugdish
man- it looked awesome during transformers- but now it seems like a step above SciFi channel film of the week
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I'll be there
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You need to think of new ways to make fun of posters. I'm sure you'll try it on me. Right now.
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cross my fingers on this one...looks wicked
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I'ma winnin' too. :D
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take a deep breath. it's going to be ok. NO DAMMIT LISTEN TO ME! You're going to be fine! Calm down. Breathe in and out. Deep. There you go. Much better.
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Waiting to clean up the buffet table. Just kidding.
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http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/comments/oil_platform_sinks_of_the_us_coast/
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Hey, my name is BurgerTime. You you know
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I wasn't planning on watching this but for your sake and the sake of AICN I'll sneak some cam shots. I know it'll be a big fucking ManPigManatee but I hope against hope it's a ManCrabLion. And I hope JJ Abrams will be there. I got a few questions about Star Trek and Area 51 for that man ...
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What what!
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That's all that matters right now...
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Maybe that'll convince him that shakeycam is not a good idea.
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Because I get off on other people's rage.
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that WAS Bob Orci. He's mentioned elsewhere (where its been confirmed to be him) that the boborci in the talkback WAS him.
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Cam-style footage is all I've seen in commercials and trailers, and that's weak if the entire movie is like that.
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I'll be in NY next...never. BringingSexyBack, Orcus, you should include "IT WAS AWESOME" at some point in your review. Also, tell us it's a Giant Lion, because that's what we want to hear.
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hard to tell with these TB sometimes, I mean just look at how many people are still going into that TB commenting the Area 51 thing after it had been debunked over 3 days ago as being a bunch of bull.
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is pretty badass.
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And have someone else randomly yell during the movie that there is a lion....
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You certainly don't see anyone else posting Harry's SR review on every single talkback.
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You made me laugh. I give thee thanks.
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You made me laugh as well, in the loud. I give thee thanks.
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Know any other annoying tbers I can help smote?
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Because 'Cholera's Ghost should have known that Orcus has no time for superfluous parties. But BSB and Pennsy, if you get to it, tell 'Cholera's Ghost that you will give us the story!
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with a Voltron or Lion shape?
And Orcus/Pennsy I'll get you some too. We can do a laser pointer play on the screen. -
of encountering Memories-Of-Murder yet. I did battle that white power Silverfinger guy. But he got banned. My search for a nemesis continues...
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No prob - I'll e-mail pics and review (Awesome/Not Awesome) to Mori and Harry from the Blackberry during the movie. I'd e-mail pics of the stars in the movie too - except there are none ...
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That would make my day.
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Maybe just a pic of you guys running your asses off in Voltron and Lion costumes from hundreds of enraged partygoers after causing untold laser pointer/throwing-up on JJ chaos?
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I believe you murdered him though, right? And buried him next to your ex-girfriend?
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I can also get some cheap counterfeit Voltron action figures in Chinatown and throw them across the room. We can get JJ to lick the lead paint off them and get high. I'll post vids!
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that was Mr. Saxon
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I promise not to tell a soul.
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sweating through a Stasi-style interrogation is while wearing a hot-as-fuck lion costume? Pretty damn uncomfortable.
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Then I am never telling you about what I do from 8:30 am to 10:40 a.m. on Thursdays. Never.
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Aw hayle naw! [floats the hell away from here] Seriously though, that was a weird fucking post.
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that wasn't made out of plastic, Mr. Saxon. In retrospect.
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automatically qualifies you as "weird". Spengler is in denial.
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Thanks for the warning - if Leo DiCaprio can text Martin Sheen during the chip exchange, I should be able to text Mori. But if you don't hear from me the next day, please call the cops.
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If you're really good, you can just put your hand in your pocket and text without looking at the phone.
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Jan 07, 2008 11:11:46 PM CST
AMANDA BYNES LOOKED UNBELIEVABLY HOT, ESP THE LEGS ...
by bringingsexyback
And I got a thing for her too - it's in my pants.
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Don't get me wrong, I want to see what the monster looks like, and I think that monsters fucking things up is cool, but what's the big deal? A big nasty ugly looking monster is gonna fuck people up. That's cool and all, but so what? I hope the movie is awesome, but chances are that it's probably just gonna be a fun monster romp. So we'll go sit down itching to see the monster. Then we'll see the monster and say "OH MY GOD! That monster is fucking AWESOME!" And every time the monster eats someone we'll say "THAT WAS AWESOME TOO!" Then the end credits will roll, and in 2 months nobody will give a flying fuck about Cloverfield or its monster. And I'm not trying to be a party pooper or anything, but that's what I see happening. I'm sure I'll like the movie, but I don't see how it's deserving of the hype.
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but if they don't boot me for spycamming they may do it for lewd behavior ...
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When I was a wee lad, I saw her on the opening credits for that skit comedy show on Nickelodeon. Later that night I proceeded to make a man out of myself.
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http://tinyurl.com/3d7svh
Former kid star but now a full grown woman at 21 (I ain't no pedo). My eyes popped when she walked onstage tonight (first award given out) - and those legs ... THOSE LEGS!!!!! -
2 weeks from now every entertainment media outlet will be wondering why it didn't live up to the hype and questioning (again) if internet buzz is an accurate way to judge a movie's excitement level.
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It's not a big deal. We just want to see the lion/manbearpig eat people and smash things.
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Smote this and talking in stupid third person that....what the fuck happened here?? Whats that guy going on about with the Superman Returns review????What?????
Talkbacks are usually a bit bizarre, but this is fairly creepy actually...I can picture you all talking to each other in those little plummy English accents from that drive in movie in The Simpsons.
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Juggtacular. Wow, that's the first time I believe I've ever used that word...But I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
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What's so creepy about that?
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Even if this movie is terrible, I'm not going to be able to see it for another month. And of course I won't stay away from the internet so I'll hear all the slander.The general view around here is that it's going to be shit; that it won't live up to the hype. You haven't seen it! All you've seen is an overly-extensive advertising campaign, which even I'm growing tired of. But while we're hating stuff for hype rather than content, why stop at movies? Why don't we all crawl under a big rock and stick sheep entrails in our ears? Coz what's the point in watching or doing anything, if we're so negatively affected by FUCKING TRAILERS!??! Get over yoursleves naysayers!
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How did you know I talked in a plummy English accent?
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Jan 07, 2008 11:30:25 PM CST
AS FAR AS I KNOW AMANDA NEVER WENT THE LOHAN/SPEARS ROUTE
by bringingsexyback
Must be the parenting. And apparently they have good legs genes too. Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Bynes!
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Now you're up to speed. Tell your friends and family.
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But you guys aren't allowed to see them.
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Can't speak for the smoting. Third person is because that's how Orcus talks. No idea on the Superman Returns review, I assume someone is angry at the moderators. Also, I can't picture someone saying "juggtacular" in a plummy English accent. Lesson learned--You can't suddenly barge into a talkback that's chock full of inside jokes and demand answers like some parent chewing their kid about how he bullshits with his bros.
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You're kidding me?
I did not know that! Ha!
You seriously think it's Voltron?
Abrams said it was going to be it's own thing.
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I kid! I kid!!
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Starring Amanda Bynes' Legs. Now let me get over to the Empire State Building for peek under that skirt ...
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They are mine. All mine. She's an actress though so maybe you'll see them anyway.
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It is a giant fucking lion. Jesus, people.
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There was a poster named McFly in the Ointment who went on every talkback and made fun of Harry's review for Superman Returns. I used the word smote as a joke. I apologize.
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I mean aside from being a sexpot...?
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I'd pay to see Bynes' take a pee before I pay to see Transformers 2 ...
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We're talking about her legs.
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I didn't exactly barge, did I?
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had Bynes taking a pee? A moral dilemma.
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Have you ever seen a woman before?
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What's it like?
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More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
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and sadly they're about as much fun as the holocaust. Scratch that. The holocaust was great!
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My statement was directed at that pddennett guy, not you. You're cool. You got the secret fucking knock right.
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She wants to do films. But she's still studying at this point.
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But make sure you use hand sanitizer before we shake. We know where your hand has been.
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Just never, ever let it happen again.
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I'd like to say sorry for the confusion I've caused in the last few minutes. It's 6am here but I have the intelligence of a turnip anyway. sorry
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Certainly better than "Malloy has crabs." Which is also untrue. Incidentally, my initials are STD.
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Do they? That's creepy, and reveals that they've never seen a woman.
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If she ever gets famous, I'll let you freaks know so you can talk about she's jugtastic.
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Women are objects created by the Lord Frank Miller for our amusement! Fact! And as regards handshakes, my friends call me Howard Hughes so don't worry about germs.
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Ya fucking think? Is there anyone on the entire fucking planet who HASN'T seen a woman? It's not meant to be taken fucking literally.
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But I stumbled across this: http://www.survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/23572 Remove any spaces, obviously.
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It's better than making people cry - like Anchorite.
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I don't want to know if it is manbearpig or not.
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she would've covered up those delicious legs tonight. I never knew how great her legs were - thank you Critics Choice Awards!!!
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The movie is kinda bad, but then someone quotes the following line of dialogue: "Dude, Rob, you were originally going to move to Japan...looks like Japan's come to see you!"
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Drooling is considered rude in my cultures.
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Can I use the word "juggtacular" if I meet your girlfriend TerryM?
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It's neither a Clove nor a field, it is however, a movie title.
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I approve.
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When your girl becomes famous, give us a heads up. Out of respect we won't objectify her here, only in private.
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doesn't sit well with me however.
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I'll probably see it on the weekend after it comes out, depending on friends' schedules. Have a nice time BSB et al. if they show it, and know that I will be here, gritting my teeth and cursing your names out of jealousy...
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I'm fairly sure it's a metaphor for something vaginal (or at least something fun-bag related)
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I assume it will be taken in the complimentary manner with which it is intended.
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Legal in all 50 states and US territories.
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That's more like it. And I will give you a heads up.
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The story is Obama right now, not Cloverfield. Get on board, or be part of the problem.
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to hunt you down and kill you if you step over the line.
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Coz the last time I saw her on a tv, I felt guilty...
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Awww yeah, Pound Sand! Shake your ass, show me what you're working with!
C, c, c, c
T, t, t, t
H, h, h, h
U, u, u, u
L, l, l, l
H, h, h, h
U, u, u, u
CTHULHU!!!
We can dance like Cthulhu
We can answer to his call
Watch him kick Lady Liberty's head
down the road like a soccer ball
Say, we can dance like Cthulhu
Live it up while the livin's good
Cause once he awakens, the world starts shakin'
and there goes the neighborhood
Say, we can dance, we can dance
Great Old Ones are in control
We can dance, we can dance
Hear them callin' the call
We can dance, we can dance
Terror makes you go in a trance
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's shitting their p-a-a-nts
The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
The Cthulhu Dance
YEAH!
It's the CTHULHU DANCE!!!
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As a Kathy Bates stalker, I am offended.
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Cthulhu can dance?
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Any man worth his salt would do just that. I respect you.
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Reminds me of the stone age.
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Is that your new screenname?
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by the way?
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It's Rosie O' Donald after a 24hr KFC binge.
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So it offends me.
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rambo is upon us. where the hell is the 20 rounds with stallone?!!! just tell me, will it happen? the last one was the best thing ever in the history of aicn. and i've been here from day one, so i know i'm speaking the truth.
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But nobody said Cthulu. That's ridiculous. It's a lion. By the way, I don't think he's MNG. MNG would never deliver the Cthulu Dance without someone mentioning Cthulu. But no worries, 70's Venom, thanks for that. It's been too long and Talkback needed its fix.
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Fuck that shit. Obama isn't even my 2nd choice. Kucinich is far more enlightened to the plight of America. We need Kucinich as president and John Edwards as veep. Too many fucking idiots in this country that don't know an intelligent and insightful candidate when they see one. If half of the people in this country were educated then Kucinich would be leading in the polls right now. So he believes in UFOs, big fucking deal. So do I. UFOs are real, and anyone who doesn't think so is a fucking retard. Believe it or not, things do fly in our skies that are unidentified. And yes, we are not the only mother fuckers in the galaxy. So fuck all of you cock sucking retards. You're going to drive our country into the fucking ground. Stupid pieces of retarded shit. Fuck you all.
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You made me laugh. Congratulations!
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Thanks. Yeah I know, MNG quit doing it so I had to throw it in here. MNG hasn't done the Cthulhu Dance for like the last 5 Cloverfield TBs, so I don't know what his deal is... I think he got bitter about something that somebody said. Oh well. I know I didn't do nearly as good as he did, but I just missed seeing it. I wish MNG would stop acting like that and come back and give the hoi polloi what they want. COME ON MNG WE WANT YOU BACK. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. YOU HAVE PEOPLE LIKE ME TRYING TO IMITATE YOU. IT IS GETTING REALLY PATHETIC AND SAD.
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Been a lotta fun. Cya manana.
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KUH-THOO-LOO.......Am I right or wrong my fellow AICN-ers??? And to all you naysayers, CLOVERFIELD is going to make you wish you hadn't made fun of it....or something. Or maybe not...I don't care!
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This talkback has busted into hilarity, otherwise I'd be gone by now. But in the spirit of staying tangentially related to The Cloverfield Party, it actually sounds pretty cool knowing that it might be crashed by Talkbackers.
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He can't log in somehow and now has tech support working on it. Check out the Superman/Routh talkback for the story, in which DocPazuzu got the ball rolling on "Free Mr. Nice Gaius!"
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The Sarah Connor Chronicles looks bloody awful.
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Bye bye Mr. Saxon.
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gives me a good euphemism to describe my girlfriend's breasts.
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Oh I didn't know anything about that. I remember in one Cloverfield TB a while back I started saying Cthulhu to get MNG to come and do the Cthulhu dance and then he got mad and said he wasn't going to do it or something. Maybe I just have that effect on people or maybe he was mad at someone else. I don't know. Anyway I hope his shit gets fixed so he can soon bring us our perfunctory mirth once again.
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Hope you will be able to give us an "Awesome/Not Awesome" review.
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. Maybe he was being ironic? Anyway, goodbye all. Mr. Saxon, the word is Not Fucking Voltron. The word is Lion and we all know this.
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I am so glad someone agrees with me. God damn that show looks fucking horrible, and I for one will not for one second consider it to be associated with the film canon. Just from seeing a fucking commercial of some bits and pieces of it I knew that it was going to be horrible. For one thing, when John was leaving that sarcastic message on the cell phone for the Terminator and the terminator was listening to it, why did he have a disconcerted look on his face??? TERMINATORS DO NOT FEEL PERTURBED. THEY ARE MACHINES, YOU FUCKING RETARDS. God damn... they need the WGA strikers back badly. Furthermore, why is John acting like a crack head, and why is Sarah Connor a hot brunette when she was a mediocre blonde in the movies? And why did Sarah Connor offer to make pancakes before they get geared up and go on the run from terminators? FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING SHIT FUCK COCK PENIS FUCK FUCK SHIT.
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of opportunity. I'm out too. Good night all.
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I agree. Try not to let it get to you though.
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Yeah I know. I'm gonna go pop a 'lude.
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before I decide to either...
1. Give $24.00 to JJ...or,
2. rent this motherfucker from Netflix.
Simple as that...give me something worth my hard earned money and I'll be happy to spend my B-day being entertained. Spew forth shit and I'll wait 6 months and rent it as filler along with something good. -
We're going to a midnight showing. Okay, so technically it is 1-18-08 but we're going to see it probably before most of you guys. I will let you know what the monster is when we get home from the theatre but don't worry I will put a spoiler warning in my post.
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Look at those big eyes he just wants to be slapped in the face with my cock. I hope the creature is a huge Guinea Pig. Everyone would see a movie about a Guinea Pig that ate New York. EVERYONE.
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As if. What a spectacular waste of time.
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Is it just me or does this not more and more look like the big surprise is that the monster is Godzilla?
I thought I remembered from back in the day a thread about how JJAbrams was interested in making a good Godzilla film but was trying to come up with a way to get people in the theater despite the overwhelmingly negative response to the previous Godzilla film.
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Or is that Dr. Phill?
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I just read this whole talkback, and everybody was so busy having fun, nobody mentioned that enough hints just got dropped by random people to solve the CLOVERFIELD mystery.
Check the new pic of the guy in the orange suit.
HTTP://WWW.1-18-08.COM
Then check out the viral video they made and released on youtube, featuring that same guy, in a boat.
http://www.total lycrap.com/mag azine/comments/oil_platform_si nks_of_the_us_coast/
And then read (if you dare) the spoiler reviews posted. Think what you will of the posters and their history in the places they posted.
Alleged Spoiler Review 1
http://www.1-18-08ne ws.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4478
Alleged Spoiler Review 2
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so much gay going around by talkbackers.
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Too many blurry websites.
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I know I'm like way behind on this but did anybody ever translate the japanese characters on the back of the photo of the Japanese cheif? I hate viral marketing and I hope all the hype is worth it.
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I'm goin
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look at this ebay auction. http://cgi.ebay.com/J-J-Abrams-1-18-08-Cloverfield-Slusho-Monster-T-shirt_W0QQitemZ280189339510QQihZ018QQcategoryZ15687QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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More Viral marketing. Dear god. And Saxon, Memories of Cock is my TB nemesis, the bastard is like the energizer bunny. It doesn't matter how many times I smite him, or he gets banned, but the dirty little cockmonkey still comes back to tell us how stupid and inferior we are. I think he gets to me more than anyone else.
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try these websites as well.
They are also connected with the movie.
Tagruato.jp,
tidowave.jp, and
slusho.jp
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we get the movie on the 16th, http://www.myspace.com/blackcurtainau
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Bad - I can't apply to go to this great party and see Cloverfield. :( Good - I won't get eaten by the giant lion! Yay!
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creepy, scary.
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Is that what they're called? Good, now I can put a name to those people I hate.
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I'll be there!!!
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I know it's been said, but manipulative drek featuring NYC getting blown up for shock effect is in incredibly poor taste. All together now... "Too Soon!"
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Jan 08, 2008 9:35:02 AM CST
I'm thinking the creature should lay waste to Winston-Salem
by just pillow talk
bastards pounded Uconn in the Meineke Bowl.
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is funny.
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the best shirt text:"haikus are easy.But sometimes they don’t make sense.Refrigerator."
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...there wasn't actually a Cloverfield movie and JJ Abrams was actually leading a terrorist cell calling themselves "Cloverfield" and they were truly planning a terrorist attack on 1.18.07?
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Dark Horizon had a link that stated this was it--then they updated it saying it's not. I'll be glad when the viral marketing is done. Sheesh.
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http://www.movieweb.com/news/38/25538.php
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OH NOES
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Extreme spoilers but I couldn't help myself...
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President Baltar, thanks, you pretty much confirmed for me exactly what I thought the movie would be: Dawson's Creek with some apocalypse overtunes, and a dick-tease of a monster, with a whole lot of shakey cam in between. I've got one word for the crab-whale monster: Rambo 01-25-08
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Hey !
Where does the Lion fit in ??
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ahahahahaha
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is bullshit. I promise.
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would not most of us lose ALOT of interest in this flick? I'm not saying that the movie itself will suck, but let's face it: the majority of interest surreounding this movie is now solely based on wanting to know WHAT the Statue of Liberty's pissed off ex-boyfriend is and what it looks like.
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Not saying Pres Baltar is right on. Just wondering where you're comign from.
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now that we've seen Baltar's (which I quite enjoyed)
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He is wrong.
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MISERY 2: Feed The Bates!
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Is just Cut and Paste from the link I posted earlier. I have no CLUE about it's legitimacy. May very well be total bullshit, but its from another board.
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Voltron, Jews, blah blah.
The comments are as predictable as the dialogue in a Kevin Smith movie.
I'm not gonna believe one thing posted about Cloverfield although Baltar's post does sound good and I hope the films closer to that. I like that you only see a glimspe of the monster till the very end.
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When is the U.N going to do something about those guys?
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Cloverfield in love.
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Can you imagine a seacrabramzomjew bar mitzvah? The chaos!
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I'm impressed by your commitment to spreading the word about seacrabramzomjews. Nice colouring by the way.
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Then really, apart from the crab-louse, how is this different from a Godzilla feature? Is there something we don't know yet? Rambo in 17 days.
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this thing is going to be a sausage-fest. unless they hire hookers to come and fellate all the goons who show up.
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BigTexas have you ever been to any entertainment party in NYC? They could throw one for Little Nicky and hot bitches would show up just to be seen. Sure there will be some pretentous hipster types there, but after a few cocktails, and I'm sure their requisite 'meds' and they'll be all to easy.
lastnightspartydotcom is a good indication of the type of tail that'll show up.
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$50 says so.
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JJ didn't have this come out in limited release in like September and have it filter through till finally showing in like 1,000 screens in late december. Then all the critics and pretentous cock knockers would have talked about cool and hip the movie was and how awesome Judd Aptow is.
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It is the only way.
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Get it through your thick fucking skulls, retards. This is obviously a Voltron movie. GOOOOO VOLTRON. Michael Bay and Matt Reeves are already colluding to make a Voltron VS. Transformers movie in 2010. WOOOHOOOO!!!!
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Sounds legit to me. Or at the very least, very close to what we'll see on television. Hooray for a huge monster movie in which you only see random body parts of the monster until the end.
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...but I'm starting to actually be GLAD that the beastie is not Cthulhu. H.P. Lovecraft was one of my first entries into literary horror, and his works hold a lot of significance for me. Recently Guillermo del Toro's been hot about "Mountains of Madness," so I had to think, would I REALLY want to have JJ Abrams be the first director to put Lovecraft into a big budget wide release picture, or would I rather wait for the guy who would truly do it justice? Yeah, Cthulhu isn't in Mountains of Madness, but it's still hardcore Lovecraft. I think I'd rather wait - I'd probably kill myself if I saw Cthulhu on a Burger King cup.
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http://tinyurl.com/25c6qg
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Claymation Cthulhu...what's next, Lego R'yleh?
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Great, now I've gone and pissed off the Old Ones. There go MY entrails...
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Calypso?
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...then that test illustration of the monster that was posted this week, only to be discounted by AiCN staff, really IS the monster.
But more importantly, does anyone in Cloverfield utter the lines, "Get to da choppa!" or "You one ugly mudderfuckah"? Because if not, I ain't sold. How about, "Sir, we've got a whale of a problem on our hands." -
wwtdd has a piece on what could be the _actual_ monster in toy form. Those sketches of the half whale were confirmed as being some guy's stab at it for a contest, so MAYBE this is it??? Disappointing if so, but it could also be a diversion tactic from jj?
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I've seen that one before, Nixon...but it still cracks me up. Only Lego could capture the Cyclopean horror that is Cthulhu.
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I'd rather go in a ManBearPig costume if I can find or make one. Maybe I'll go as Smiling Bob Orci?
http://tinyurl.com/2kug3s
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I knew there must be some rationale for shellfish being non-kosher. It's to keep whatchamacallit in check.
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And he's gonna paint the town red ...
WITH BLOOD!!!! -
Run!
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I will bet you that the monster is MANSQUITO v2.0. He's bigger, badder, and too big for the Sci Fi channel. Getting bit by one of the Lobstrosities that hangs from his nutsack puts you in a coma whereby your thoughts are reduced to the Mansquito movie playing over and over again in slow motion at full volume. It is a living nightmare, much like the one Indy was in during the Temple of Doom, but your'e paralyzed.
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A monster attacks a major city and the army thinks it could cover it up? Also, with all the cell phone recorders these days how can the army possibly get all the video?
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looks like a remake of "THAT´S ARMAGEDDON"!
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Yes, "special" as in retarded. I think the movie looks like it'll probably be pretty good (Blair Witch derivativeness aside), but this fake surprise party is the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Not gay as in homosexual, gay as in in the perjorative form, meaning, "silly." I mean, are you serious? Do you really want to go to a press event for more hypetastic hype?
Of course, if it winds up being an early premiere, than hopefully you will enjoy yourselves. -
Are you one of those types that never has any fun? Maybe the stars of the movie will be there? Maybe they'll give away stuff. Maybe they'll show clips?
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I'm still thinking about her LEGS ...
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"Cans" is fine. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer just plain ol' "tits".
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Bringing a Voltron costume to the theater with a stack of copies of his novel, of which he will peddle no copies, and which no one will want him to autograph, grumble about how a monster shouldn't kill so many people because it's a bad influence on his children, then cry about it all later that night to his Voltron doll...yeah, so that was mean. I just guess I kind of miss 'im. Realizing the fact that it wasn't Voltron has driven that poor guy was absolutely insane. If only he knew that it was a Lion, he would feel better. Because Lions kick ass.
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New pic at http://www.1-18-08.com/...
Looks like a couple of X-Wing pilots running around a cave on Hoth with R2 in the background. -
Its "Where’s the beef?" old.
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It isn't because you lied when you were sixteen. It is because you are a misreable group of scottish wankers that peddle sub-coldplay drek to a moronic audience of dirty undergraduate fucks that listen to it, and discuss the hidden meaning in songs like "Sing" whilst supping on discounted lager. I hate travis. A pox on them.
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...a let over Gargon from the movie TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE!
"When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to TORTURE!!!" -
all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every
molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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