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Is this how Kirk cheated? Another super crazy STAR TREK rumor!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Yesterday I posted a story about a rumor began over at UGO concerning JJ Abrams' STAR TREK...

Today I was contacted by a new source that confirmed that we will indeed see the infamous Kobayashi Maru test mentioned in Wrath of Khan... an unwinnable theoretical that Kirk is known to have been the only one to best.

What's interesting is that this source claimed to have read the script and told me HOW Kirk cheated his way to victory. Keep in mind that this is a crazy rumor and posted as such. The source is untested, but it was crazy enough to warrant a reckless post...

Is it an amazing bit of reprogramming? Nope. In true Kirk fashion, he persuades a chick he is banging to alter the simulator so that it is winnable (my source's exact words). He uses pure animal magnetism and his power over the fairer sex to cheat.

Could be true, could be BS... you decide. It's fun to speculate at the very least, no?


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Ruth
by NudeandAroused
Dec 31st, 2007
07:40:20 AM
Juicy....
by screamster101
Dec 31st, 2007
07:45:32 AM
This movie is doomed
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 31st, 2007
07:45:36 AM
wtf?
by PizzaJedi81
Dec 31st, 2007
07:46:18 AM
THE POWER OF KIRK'S COCK
by redfist
Dec 31st, 2007
07:46:56 AM
Eh... no.
by director stan arthur
Dec 31st, 2007
07:48:44 AM
James Tiberius Kirk pwns teh suk
by Man_of_Stool
Dec 31st, 2007
07:51:56 AM
At the risk of sounding truly geeky
by CaptainTripps
Dec 31st, 2007
07:52:11 AM
TALENT VACUUM : TYLER PERRY... HE IS MIDAS IN REVERSE
by Greigy Just Wanted To Say
Dec 31st, 2007
07:52:23 AM
Pizza
by Quint
Dec 31st, 2007
07:53:01 AM
Kirk never struck me as a C++ guy
by YackBacker
Dec 31st, 2007
07:55:39 AM
Unless it's Mirror Universe Kirk, it takes away so much from Kir
by Darth Bauer
Dec 31st, 2007
08:03:06 AM
I think....
by Snikkar124
Dec 31st, 2007
08:06:11 AM
Kim Catrell licks Vulcan assholes.
by 3 Bag Enema
Dec 31st, 2007
08:06:55 AM
"continues its downward spiral"
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Dec 31st, 2007
08:07:53 AM
Darth Bauer, I disagree
by YackBacker
Dec 31st, 2007
08:10:06 AM
Batman Isn''t Smarter Than Superman
by kartmn24
Dec 31st, 2007
08:11:16 AM
well, i never thought kirk was a master programmer...
by captain_kirk
Dec 31st, 2007
08:16:18 AM
Superman.
by Lutz
Dec 31st, 2007
08:17:23 AM
Wrong TalkBack kartmn24 lol
by Snikkar124
Dec 31st, 2007
08:18:33 AM
somethings are better left up to the viewer/reader's imagination
by palewook
Dec 31st, 2007
08:18:52 AM
It's like AICN WANTS this movie to fail
by Lenny8
Dec 31st, 2007
08:32:34 AM
Kirk has a Romulan Ale and cheets.
by BillyPilgrim
Dec 31st, 2007
08:36:31 AM
Up next!!!
by moondoggy2u
Dec 31st, 2007
08:37:37 AM
Kim Catrell licks fireman penis
by ironic_name
Dec 31st, 2007
08:42:50 AM
Having Kirk not do it himself is wrong
by xannibal
Dec 31st, 2007
08:46:04 AM
kirks could have well banged the girl and lied to protect her
by Mr_X
Dec 31st, 2007
08:46:39 AM
Yackbacker
by skimn
Dec 31st, 2007
08:52:16 AM
skimn
by YackBacker
Dec 31st, 2007
08:54:43 AM
Naughty Kirk
by kafka07
Dec 31st, 2007
08:55:28 AM
The whole concept was stupid anyway.
by I Dunno
Dec 31st, 2007
08:56:50 AM
...Oh...
by skimn
Dec 31st, 2007
08:57:50 AM
Another reason why 2008 is gonna be great
by BADBOYBROM HC
Dec 31st, 2007
09:00:07 AM

by BrandLoyalist
Dec 31st, 2007
09:07:16 AM
Saxon
by skimn
Dec 31st, 2007
09:09:58 AM
Nah, Mr. Saxon, he's not bush OR clinton
by moondoggy2u
Dec 31st, 2007
09:17:53 AM
True, YackBacker... Janeway maybe...
by BrandLoyalist
Dec 31st, 2007
09:18:12 AM
Did someone hack this site?
by supermarch
Dec 31st, 2007
09:21:51 AM
While that does seem like typical Kirk behaviour...
by photoboy
Dec 31st, 2007
09:30:26 AM
Respect the cock!
by darrenspool
Dec 31st, 2007
09:35:15 AM
geek vs management
by Dreamfasting
Dec 31st, 2007
09:39:50 AM
Star Trek is a perfect teen dream.
by William Landis
Dec 31st, 2007
09:40:29 AM
If this is real...
by Boba Fat
Dec 31st, 2007
09:42:21 AM
Ugh...
by Theta
Dec 31st, 2007
09:59:16 AM
DUMB IT DOWN, THAT'S GREAT. IDIOTS.
by uss cygnus
Dec 31st, 2007
09:59:40 AM
That would actually be low and despicable.
by JackPumpkinhead
Dec 31st, 2007
10:00:48 AM
Moondoggy
by skimn
Dec 31st, 2007
10:09:28 AM
Na, He go Welshie to rig it...
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
10:17:18 AM
Kirk.....
by MRX67
Dec 31st, 2007
10:19:42 AM
Spoiler?
by NudeandAroused
Dec 31st, 2007
10:26:23 AM
Jimbo Kirk, coolest guy in Starfleet High School
by kabong
Dec 31st, 2007
10:32:04 AM
WAIT! Has no one said it?
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
10:36:05 AM
Morons
by pjryan519
Dec 31st, 2007
10:43:51 AM
Enough with the Perry comments...
by BizarroJerry
Dec 31st, 2007
10:47:13 AM
OK, this is what I don't get about the Kobayashi Maru...
by Abin Sur
Dec 31st, 2007
10:59:33 AM
Say Nuclear Wessels!
by Alkeoholic77
Dec 31st, 2007
11:03:10 AM
If it's true this is totally a Kirk move
by zooch
Dec 31st, 2007
11:06:20 AM
great rip off a rerally good movie to do yours
by hank quinlan
Dec 31st, 2007
11:24:47 AM
The rumor sounds fishy
by Mockingbuddha
Dec 31st, 2007
11:29:54 AM
Anybody want a giggle..?
by skimn
Dec 31st, 2007
11:31:21 AM
No, Abin Sur, the Kobayashi Maru test makes no sense
by I Dunno
Dec 31st, 2007
11:33:42 AM
Playing off the mythology of Kirk
by Pascal
Dec 31st, 2007
11:56:30 AM
Bored
by 5 by 5
Dec 31st, 2007
11:57:58 AM
Thank God if true finally a captain that isn't a ferry
by picardsucks
Dec 31st, 2007
11:59:00 AM
Kirk makes women's clothes melt off
by Pipple
Dec 31st, 2007
12:01:19 PM
It Is NOT Fun To Speculate
by Aquatarkusman
Dec 31st, 2007
12:04:49 PM
the secret of the Kobayashi Maru
by davywankenobi
Dec 31st, 2007
12:08:02 PM
Agreed Aqua
by greenstyle92
Dec 31st, 2007
12:17:36 PM
Welshieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
by SpyGuy
Dec 31st, 2007
12:20:30 PM
Oh jeez this is as bad as CNN with their endless
by Yeti
Dec 31st, 2007
12:21:46 PM
I call Bullshit!
by Mindchaotica
Dec 31st, 2007
12:22:14 PM
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STAR TREK!!!
by dundundles
Dec 31st, 2007
12:26:54 PM
Sounds like Kirk
by MattmanReturns
Dec 31st, 2007
12:32:44 PM
What about this?
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 31st, 2007
12:33:52 PM
"But I Want My 600 Quatloos!"
by Aquatarkusman
Dec 31st, 2007
12:39:44 PM
So, wait, is Tyler Perry playing the space bitch Kirk rails?
by Fatboy_Roberts
Dec 31st, 2007
01:10:37 PM
I want a refund already
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
01:11:11 PM
FYI: We know how Kirk did this already...
by dp4m
Dec 31st, 2007
01:12:58 PM
Re : dundundles
by Real Deal
Dec 31st, 2007
01:18:25 PM
Shouldn't he be "Commander Kirk"?
by Leto III
Dec 31st, 2007
01:20:01 PM
Kirk's a soldier.
by Cameron1
Dec 31st, 2007
01:26:12 PM
Well, sounds like classic Kirk, anyway...
by Kid Z
Dec 31st, 2007
01:29:58 PM
This is from the link I posted above. Possible spoilers.
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 31st, 2007
01:32:28 PM
I meant...
by L.H.Puttgrass
Dec 31st, 2007
01:37:36 PM
It was not mentioned in Wrath of Khan...
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Dec 31st, 2007
01:37:59 PM
Having Kirk manipulate some dizzy broad
by brobdingnag
Dec 31st, 2007
01:48:53 PM
Melrose Space?
by pk68
Dec 31st, 2007
02:08:33 PM
Kirk made love to the computer
by Dingbatty
Dec 31st, 2007
02:33:17 PM
Kirk is ..
by Zerofun
Dec 31st, 2007
02:35:49 PM
oh great a spock buddy movie
by dr.bulber
Dec 31st, 2007
02:43:41 PM
Let me guess, the chick Kirk's banging is Tyler Perry!
by J-Dizzle
Dec 31st, 2007
02:49:36 PM
Thanks for the image J-Dizzle
by Puddleglum
Dec 31st, 2007
02:53:36 PM
It's gonna be a spoof!
by benny_mutant
Dec 31st, 2007
02:57:08 PM
Kirk doesn't cheat
by proper
Dec 31st, 2007
03:07:01 PM
James T. Kirk is a scifi John Burgoyne...
by lynxpro
Dec 31st, 2007
03:16:27 PM
KIRK IS A FAT FUCK!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:17:13 PM
Kirk pwns cheating
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:18:03 PM
awesome!more over explaining!!!!!
by slappy jones
Dec 31st, 2007
03:18:34 PM
"alien chicks love his fat cock"
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:18:48 PM
JAMES T. KIRK'S BANG SHUTTLE.com
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:19:22 PM
CRUEL KINGDOM
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:21:01 PM
They must have cured AIDS by the days of Trek...
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:21:37 PM
CAROL MARCUS IS THE CHEAP WHORE WHO HELPED HIM CHEAT
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:22:45 PM
the pussy being green doesn't even stop him
by Rupee88
Dec 31st, 2007
03:22:56 PM
KIRK HAS SPAIDS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:23:19 PM
BringingSexyBack, you are a racist!
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:24:05 PM
"The Kirk family doesn't care who dies ..."
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
03:24:23 PM
BringingSexyBack, I was thinking the same thing
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:25:35 PM
I saw a Star Trek porno one time
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:28:46 PM
Snakes on a Plane was fun, though
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
03:31:02 PM
I heard the same rumor but instead...
by Riley Martin
Dec 31st, 2007
03:31:31 PM
I hope it's BS...
by viola123
Dec 31st, 2007
03:33:36 PM
Classic Kirk disarm maneuver
by aboriginal
Dec 31st, 2007
03:36:36 PM
KIRK HAS A BEER AND CHEETS ON HIS WIFE..........................
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 31st, 2007
03:57:41 PM
Kirk's Cock Wins Again!
by Grinning White Skull
Dec 31st, 2007
04:01:28 PM
Kirk sets his Meat Phaser to FUCK!!!
by CreepyThinMan1978
Dec 31st, 2007
04:05:55 PM
BringingSexyBack always turns everything political...
by DudeOne
Dec 31st, 2007
04:17:16 PM
Sorry crackerfarmboy...
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
04:22:37 PM
unless Kirk nailed an admiral...
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
04:45:22 PM
Sylar... I mean Spock
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
04:58:20 PM
I DOUBT VERY MUCH
by Le Chevalier Noir
Dec 31st, 2007
05:09:18 PM
Who says the Kobayashi Maru is secret?
by Anakin Whoopass
Dec 31st, 2007
05:35:05 PM
Sylar as Spock...lol..Chris Pine as Kirk..???
by Supermans
Dec 31st, 2007
05:35:58 PM
Karl Urban is too big to be Bones,,,
by Supermans
Dec 31st, 2007
05:37:14 PM
Will we see a Baby Picard? Me thinks so..
by kirttrik
Dec 31st, 2007
05:52:42 PM
He's Only Cheating Himself
by TinkerTIW
Dec 31st, 2007
06:05:09 PM
With a little help
by The StarWolf
Dec 31st, 2007
06:08:52 PM
Say it isn't so!
by The StarWolf
Dec 31st, 2007
06:12:20 PM
HEY XIPHOS
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 31st, 2007
06:43:05 PM
hey
by seniorspeilbergio
Dec 31st, 2007
06:55:14 PM
Reimagining Star Trek
by Pouchstalker
Dec 31st, 2007
06:58:12 PM
Superman's I.Q. vs. Batman's I.Q.
by mpd1958
Dec 31st, 2007
07:21:20 PM
http://tinyurl.com/286qzy
by ironic_name
Dec 31st, 2007
07:41:58 PM
OH MY GOD
by br1947
Dec 31st, 2007
08:10:53 PM
This is the ONLY way I can see Kirk beating it...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Dec 31st, 2007
08:12:07 PM
Obviously, Ironic_Name agrees...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Dec 31st, 2007
08:15:32 PM
The truth about the Kobiyashi Maru test...
by Uncapie
Dec 31st, 2007
08:43:39 PM
Kirk always relied on prowess based on...
by NoHubris
Dec 31st, 2007
08:44:14 PM
Nope, THIS is how Kirk cheated in the test
by Elim Garak
Dec 31st, 2007
08:46:14 PM
RE: Uncapie's Psych Test and Ageism
by NoHubris
Dec 31st, 2007
08:56:27 PM
Kobayashi Maru...
by JustyHakubi
Dec 31st, 2007
09:04:06 PM
"Natural cleverness" perfectly describes...
by NoHubris
Dec 31st, 2007
09:11:12 PM
There was a Star Trek novel where
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Dec 31st, 2007
09:24:08 PM
Not bad.
by Zappary
Dec 31st, 2007
09:56:47 PM
Kirk
by roninredshade
Dec 31st, 2007
09:57:47 PM
DudeOne, you're stupid
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
10:06:51 PM
Xiphos, you rock
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
10:07:44 PM
Hmmm.
by Thall_Joben
Dec 31st, 2007
10:08:46 PM
BushBush
by Thall_Joben
Dec 31st, 2007
10:11:08 PM
Do people really care about characters?
by staticneuron
Dec 31st, 2007
10:12:27 PM
Why is AICN on JJ Abrams' cock right now?
by Cruel_Kingdom
Dec 31st, 2007
10:31:40 PM
Why not wait and see how it's presented?
by malificus
Dec 31st, 2007
10:37:36 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR AICN!!!
by Shermdawg
Dec 31st, 2007
11:00:12 PM
Yackbacker
by the podosphere
Dec 31st, 2007
11:21:16 PM
Actually, I respect Bush quite a LOT...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Dec 31st, 2007
11:22:09 PM
Well, it's almost 6am over here, I'm only slightly drunk..
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 31st, 2007
11:54:11 PM
Oh! Five minutes until New Year in America!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 31st, 2007
11:57:13 PM
Thanks, NoHubris
by Uncapie
Dec 31st, 2007
11:58:24 PM
Happy New Years talkbackers!
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Dec 31st, 2007
11:58:49 PM
Happy New Year!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 31st, 2007
11:59:52 PM
Fuck. Too early. Here we go... Happy New Year!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:01:17 AM
Fuckity. Fuck. Fuck. Fuckington.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:03:22 AM
Happy New Year Xiphos.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:05:05 AM
Just turned midnight here too
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Jan 1st, 2008
12:08:05 AM
Happy New Year also to....
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:13:15 AM
Well Happy New Year to you Squirrel Girl!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:15:56 AM
As (possibly) the first AICN TBer of 2008
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:19:35 AM
Shit. It's now 6:20am.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:21:09 AM
Xiphos
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:34:57 AM
TRANSMITTING TO XIPHOS IN THE MOUNTAIN TIME ZONE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
12:42:09 AM
And Moriarty gives shit to "Family Guy"...
by BurnHollywood
Jan 1st, 2008
12:43:33 AM
LOL. That was incredibly funny BSB!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Jan 1st, 2008
12:50:08 AM
Uncapie and the old school writers
by NoHubris
Jan 1st, 2008
12:51:04 AM
TheGhostWhoLurks
by systemsbroom
Jan 1st, 2008
12:54:27 AM
What's all this?
by ZeroCorpse
Jan 1st, 2008
01:27:07 AM
Kirk and the test
by mrsheldrake
Jan 1st, 2008
01:33:33 AM
Happy 7pm!
by ironic_name
Jan 1st, 2008
02:00:28 AM
Fuck you guys, Kirk would totally do this
by reflecto
Jan 1st, 2008
02:05:22 AM
Harry Knowles must be spinning in his grave
by darrenspool
Jan 1st, 2008
03:58:57 AM
It's not out of character for him.
by cerebulon
Jan 1st, 2008
04:57:37 AM
So Kirk has to use his 'Captain's Log' ???
by dr_buggerlugs
Jan 1st, 2008
05:54:53 AM
Why does every one keep saying...
by The Ape Giggins
Jan 1st, 2008
06:41:59 AM
Happy 8AM, you frakkers.
by Pennsy
Jan 1st, 2008
07:03:28 AM
Happy Fucking New Year you assholes
by Pipple
Jan 1st, 2008
07:19:21 AM
It's not about winning the test
by Ash Talon
Jan 1st, 2008
07:44:33 AM
yes, GhostWhoLurks...
by omarthesnake
Jan 1st, 2008
10:44:16 AM
"Would you like some ice cream?"
by K|LLDOZER
Jan 1st, 2008
10:57:37 AM
SUCKING ABRAMS' COCK IN DAILY BASIS
by Frye777
Jan 1st, 2008
11:08:52 AM
Omarthesnake...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jan 1st, 2008
12:01:16 PM
"since 9/11, we haven't seen a repeat attack"
by I Dunno
Jan 1st, 2008
12:29:45 PM
THEGHOSTWHOLURKS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
12:34:41 PM
in that case the ghost who lurks if bush has takne them on
by slappy jones
Jan 1st, 2008
12:35:38 PM
anyone who says this is a "KIRK" move works for JJ
by joeelliott
Jan 1st, 2008
12:36:40 PM
GRAMMATON CLERIC BINKS
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
12:37:01 PM
2007 deadliest year yet in the war
by slappy jones
Jan 1st, 2008
12:42:01 PM
and I agree with Slappy
by joeelliott
Jan 1st, 2008
12:42:46 PM
oh and this star trek
by slappy jones
Jan 1st, 2008
12:42:54 PM
TheGhostWhoLurks
by systemsbroom
Jan 1st, 2008
12:46:24 PM
XIPHOS, SAXON
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
12:56:51 PM
Re: Gun Kata, I read that as 'Gymkata'.
by Pennsy
Jan 1st, 2008
01:25:15 PM
What's up with this site being abandoned today...
by Kid Z
Jan 1st, 2008
02:30:59 PM
The true Kobayashi Maru test
by SkeletonParty
Jan 1st, 2008
02:42:48 PM
Equilibrium is good but it is nothing compared...
by travis-dane
Jan 1st, 2008
02:45:06 PM
XIPHOS - I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR POST
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
03:38:30 PM
BSB, you just figured that out?
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
03:44:30 PM
For an awesome Equilibrium video
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
03:49:21 PM
Matrix should never have seen sequels
by aboriginal
Jan 1st, 2008
03:51:03 PM
aboriginal, that and Highlander
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
03:57:46 PM
GRAMMATON
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
04:01:56 PM
Thanks for that image, Kid Z...
by Pennsy
Jan 1st, 2008
04:02:00 PM
THE ONLY TELLING SIGN THAT IT WAS LOW BUDGET
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
04:05:26 PM
XIPHOS - ABOUT THAT SUNRISE SCENE ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
04:19:14 PM
The original title was even more boring
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
04:19:40 PM
Although the Mozart piece as beautiful as it
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
04:23:50 PM
kirk bones mrs. doubtfire.
by dr.bulber
Jan 1st, 2008
05:35:57 PM
I don't care what they do
by kungfuhustler84
Jan 1st, 2008
05:53:40 PM
Xiphos, yeah that piece did have some
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jan 1st, 2008
06:02:56 PM
Kirk Diggler in "Phaser Nights"
by uss cygnus
Jan 1st, 2008
06:09:03 PM
PURE ANIMAL MAGNETISM?! Shatner Exudes These Qualities!
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
06:43:57 PM
Script from Star Trek II
by snowpuff
Jan 1st, 2008
06:48:09 PM
Kirk pushing some buttons is DEADLY BORING
by snowpuff
Jan 1st, 2008
07:01:40 PM
Well said, Systemsbroom
by snowpuff
Jan 1st, 2008
07:11:43 PM
how about this...
by lynxpro
Jan 1st, 2008
07:26:19 PM
KIRK BANGS CHICKS?
by BurgerTime
Jan 1st, 2008
07:28:51 PM
Kirk Should Bang Her While She's Reprogramming It
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:31:26 PM
Kirk Is The Ne Plus Ultra, The God, Of Male Sexual Power
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:34:31 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AN!
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:37:09 PM
Without SHATNER, What Do You Have?
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:40:17 PM
Shatner Is Jesus
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:41:09 PM
Jesus Is Shatner
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:43:56 PM
OHM SHANTEE SHATNER
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
07:44:59 PM
EVER HEARD...
by BurgerTime
Jan 1st, 2008
07:56:58 PM
SHATNER Should Be Emperor Of Earth
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
08:08:23 PM
Alright, Sorry, I'll Stop
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
08:12:12 PM
STAR TREK 12: CHARLIE X: GOIN' NANNERS
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
08:14:54 PM
I'm Sorry, Sorry, For Real This Time
by LaserPants
Jan 1st, 2008
08:15:55 PM
Kirk Put Flames On The Kobiashi Maru....
by uss cygnus
Jan 1st, 2008
08:25:01 PM
Kirk's commendation was for original THINKING
by NoHubris
Jan 1st, 2008
08:35:40 PM
KIRK ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS COCK
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
08:54:39 PM
KIRK ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS COCK...
by Demode
Jan 1st, 2008
09:15:12 PM
LaserPants & Sunny D
by buffywrestling
Jan 1st, 2008
09:54:25 PM
TREK 4 TOOK PLACE RIGHT AFTER TREK 3 ...
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
09:56:43 PM
Kirk doesn't bang chicks
by kirttrik
Jan 1st, 2008
10:36:23 PM
This movie has my stomach in knots
by scrumdiddly
Jan 1st, 2008
10:56:24 PM
And whether the rumour is true or not (most likely not)
by scrumdiddly
Jan 1st, 2008
11:06:18 PM
Xiphos, sorry but you are wrong...
by DudeOne
Jan 1st, 2008
11:32:47 PM
DUDEONE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
11:47:13 PM
Oh and BSB, that's right...
by DudeOne
Jan 1st, 2008
11:48:00 PM
I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU DUDEONE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 1st, 2008
11:53:09 PM
BSB, you mostly offended me..
by DudeOne
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:14:48 AM
OKAY THEN, AS I SAID, PROVE IT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:23:52 AM
BSB, you are the liar here...
by DudeOne
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:24:39 AM
BSB, plus...
by DudeOne
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:27:35 AM
If true...sounds pretty lame.
by HellKing
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:29:30 AM
ACTUALLY I DO DENY IT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:30:19 AM
THAT'S SAD, DUDEONE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
12:43:55 AM
GOOD NIGHT ASSTOOL
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
01:18:13 AM
is Bai ling in this ?
by TimMighty
Jan 2nd, 2008
04:28:35 AM
Hey BringingSexyBack,maybe DudeOne...
by travis-dane
Jan 2nd, 2008
04:45:26 AM
Whoever said......
by redfist
Jan 2nd, 2008
04:57:51 AM
Sounds about right to me.
by SpacePhil
Jan 2nd, 2008
05:09:32 AM
Where's the movie news?
by Bobo_Vision
Jan 2nd, 2008
07:51:55 AM
TRAVIS-DANE
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
08:14:32 AM
kirk lost his virginity before his father.
by ironic_name
Jan 2nd, 2008
09:11:21 AM
Paradox
by NorthAsthma
Jan 2nd, 2008
09:53:25 AM
BSB
by buffywrestling
Jan 2nd, 2008
02:22:19 PM
ONLY Shatner Can Wear The Codpiece Of KING KIRK
by LaserPants
Jan 2nd, 2008
03:49:47 PM
And No, I Didn't Sleep AT ALL!
by LaserPants
Jan 2nd, 2008
03:53:17 PM
BUFFY: "A FUNNY AND SOMEWHAT ARGUMENTATIVE FUCK"
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 2nd, 2008
04:28:51 PM
If only Bai Ling WERE in this film... :)
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Jan 2nd, 2008
06:20:50 PM
Can we focus please?!!?
by malificus
Jan 2nd, 2008
10:05:03 PM
The only way this could work:
by fractureJonze
Jan 2nd, 2008
11:59:43 PM
Not a trekkie, but...
by DannyOcean01
Jan 3rd, 2008
06:50:14 AM
I read the script too
by ironburl
Jan 3rd, 2008
12:20:05 PM
War is Over (if you want it)
by ironburl
Jan 3rd, 2008
12:30:48 PM
Why Command of Enterprise makes sense:
by Crooner1212
Jan 6th, 2008
08:48:24 AM
bones.lick my stones.spock,suck my cock
by patrick2006
Jan 15th, 2008
11:36:05 AM

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